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him to bavo" the **word ae the word Oil fefc !i|W?e aiid tho'^ldon corn lroni in t!io clear inn<*of the heafod'anvil. Chisel tire Woifcf in tlid wood ^Tigruvc ^^udeeUM to ho a Plivsiyou will learn the socrets oVtlii* hearthl': aide. And you will sometimes stand I jjB.yecn Deaths the Fhtient and the Crave! In tin; name oftho humanity y-u deal with, we urge you to be honest. Doyen crave the lawyer'* license. His brief and life irreen satcliel L. "An honest lawyer isYho noblest work of' ;-W?tho Jodiciary. Yes, a lawyer may ? bo therefore, with a gesture Does' youiPoambition run out after the w^mless laurels of rhci noisy politician ? BehotrYest if yon can and may tho Lord be merciful unto yon 1 Would you be a Printer or Editor ? Be honest, ami may ymir labors here .Swarded. ' In conclusion, young man d you intend being a lifjnor-sellcr, and deal out poison to your fellow men ; and beggar children, and break the hearts of widows, wives and mothers, we will only Bay that it is to be expected that his Santanie Majesty will deal honmthj with you, and show you he has a perfect. understanding ??f your case and its merits.-- Ay>>. - '.r . feNfe Anecdotes of Lord North. 3k J ' l^us lumu)red inlnfster, was always read\ with a j.?k< and always nrnwceiaeU on.- J ?vvull..?4h it ?. r Hf Ins expoivso^Ppiio. night hc^rose to IC%^V wj.vnv ['I I. VtVUWl in tlie iioiibo. Qpe ipemW tor exaip pie, *uid he, called me that tiling ealled a minister I" Now to ho sure (patting his potrdy aides) J um a thing: when therefore, the gentleman culled me u thing he said what wm true, and 3 could not beaiYgry 1?r!th HftH. Kht when he added," that thing called ft - ^Sunikor, lie called me the thing which of* all others ho hhnvotf nwst tm5u*s to Ixjrii Korlh said to Ills support!era, Now will give na a history of all the naval battles; from that of Svdarojftto that of last year. 3 shall take a nap; wake im* when he gets nenr our own timb. After an hour's infliction' tho friend urged Lord North. My lord; my lord, wake up?he has get to thft battler OfVanTromn."!. M(')h r&rtr gftid the $k't*py minister, youVe waited ah"n-f.t-<f yews f jo soon. Om lii-i Jaxt night in offtee his antagonist, liad collected twr ;t grand battle: Lord North roMo iu 1m place, foul declared c^the f ;T ' ,r% , Wf . V ^ *; '' %H ?v jfK. ;^ .-. tuTftar <k\ ^ i * i ?<* Ml* f>IC. *S?rr tj Bade. -Von cunget to go to stay K ' TV^? WK? ?~,H m^J ?, . ' "J v W) C J UU - house in? I3rr Back ?Bccauso it is raining. Mceic. lYa\\-?Why dun't don't you cove 1 it yvhen it niii t ruining ? r Back.?Because it dvii't leak a dan ' drop then. MV8K-. V' Trav .?Where does thla right hahc I >;frk. -r?v been livia' here fifteen vedrs and it has'nf'gone 'any when i?et. MISIC. ijffiTrav.?Can I cross this pOnd dowji ho c 1 Back.?% gticss so, all the ducks and gecso go on it I - Mvsfc. Trav.?rllavc you anv spirits about frou? jrififoir -{ I Back/?D? you think my house is hainted, you fooii there's none nearer Trav.?How long do you say you liave been liven' out hero? 1^1 BackS-l >o yon sec them 'ere hills I'over yonder. X'V^TS 'y,Ji Trav.?Yes. Back.?Well they were here when I ?i-; iflrSJC-. .^t&'S " JTr.iv.?L say, stranger, wouldn't you tiko to know the balance of that<tune? Back.?Yos, I would like to learn it. Truv.?Let me etav all niglit and I'll 4>)ay it for-vou.-: " hV':A%*| Back.? Cret down yon fool and coma out of the rain, and yoti may stay a whole vroeki Jt r*. MiKjsic. yft] Trav.?I wish you'd have mv horse put ifp andfed higlti { lkick.-rBoy, tuko this mail's horse and put him "in the stable?put a bundle of fodder up on the loft so high he can't reach it. ' *,-> > .A i Misir. | Trav. -Stranger have von anything good gb eat, about Uero.:. j: Buck.-?Ycs, 1 guess so?Old Lady, look ?p hereon the top of the cupboard : iu that. okjtohirt and get down that f f-thfo niii't good; I don't know IS arsio \.sn sen-KB-^Mrsio. I*.*-! want t?Vhyv down. -fSfbr; \ k.?Well kick that dog up ofl ear s.Hhb Idon't reekop yotnl get m? i?f f ^ . ?. vuiu J1XVO IU llCill Mil' I balanoifof that tune, pi i>Jii;k.T-?eQ-uiy.st as live as not, it'tj 1 tolerablo.good lor these ports. ? pboi X>$o Bt* MUWC. L : Twv.?Will, stranger how yea like j it ? t Hack.-?Give us your paw. Oklwo[ matt get up out o'that bod and lot this stranger have it.%. Any man that ken | make that music can sleep in the host ' bwkin irs v house, and have dean sheets in w bargain.' Hby, go artd empty a lykfcM of com in tlrt^man'i horse trongh, nnd sttm the door with a stack ' of fodder. Now stranger good ni^bt. ' lXmrt forget, thai tunc before morning. " l^iuth^ M A" L T. iflff fcmWifltrnti?il n wliiU ha ??> Vs ; \ ,. . **dmBu&fE world to ', ,| lV, looko\it Torment. So nittdi J 4 1r on annoyance of modesr ty, the trouble of civility, tho ipoil^of brewer's agent, the ale-wife's companion, tlie constable's trouble; his wife's J woe, his children's sorrow, his jnckhV" bor's scoff, his ownfthnme, the picture I of a beast, and a, monster of a inAra; I V . "gay, well and do well, end both with a letter; . Suv well is good, but do j well is better." I Tiikkk is said to be a woman in PittsHi' burg, wlio takes in cliildrcn to wash. I! She gives them a good scrubbing witMa I soap gnd sand, and then sets them in I the sun to dry. She washes at four I shillings per dozen. Pittsburg is such I a smoky town, tbat Uic child reft have I to be washed all over every dnv. ? I To ?Soi<tv:n tiikSkin ani> iMrnovkum Comh.kxio.v?Mix in a cup of milk a I little flower of sulphcr ; let it stand Hi for an hour or two; then, without disturbing thtfkulp'.mr, fub the mttk mto I the skin. Jt will keep it soft and clear. | should l~- nsad liefore wmhiiur Some oho tolls i\ good story of a br<$od backed Kentuckiftu wUq went dowir to i NewprWns for the first time. Wilis- 1 key, braudy,.and plain drinks, htfkn&w, but as to compounded ntUl flavored liBquors lie was a know-nothing. Reposing on the scats of the court of the St. i Charles, ho observed ft seoro of lash- i ionables drinking mint jttlipsr.'<pu^),l>}V said ho, "bring mo a glass of ihatbev* >j ernge.' jtf When he had < unsumed the j cpoling draught, }\o called tiro boy.? j"ftnV,-Wlmfc WW -my -tnst* l-f-ttwM-k i'? I "Why} j-ott ordered a julep.' "'Hint's right, don't forgot it,?keep bringing 'cirt' ?o? * |i Mortality Among Bachelors. The ftrlon condition of bachelors has always beeu a favorite theme for ladies, oaitora and otiier wits to expatiate upon. The nntidy rQom, tlic but ronleas shirts, the stockings, fill,I of holes, and the thousand other inconveniences of the unmarried shite are fa- j miljar, in this way, to the most obtuse ofus all. ^....W The }>oor bachelors have, a hard P time, of it- They have been ridiculed i by the sex, a*ul eomotimos taxed by j legislators, and now atatieians deal J then* -'tho unklndestv cut of all," by il L proving that they die earlier than mar-j1 ; t ied men. The celebrated Dr. Caspar,1 I of Berlin, estimate* the mortality ( i among bachelors, between the rtges of i thirty tfe fortydiVc, Kt twenty seven per I cent; while $10 mortality among married men, between the same ages, is I only eighteen per coat. As life advoiu; | cos the difference becomes even more J striking. Where forty o?m. bachelors attain tlie age of forty, there arc seventy-eight married men, a difference of nearly ten to one in favor of the latter. At the age of sixty there are forty-eight married men; to twenty two lmehelors ; 1 at seventy, eleven hadMm to twenty [seven married men, and ut eighty, ^ nine married men to three bachelors. No bachelor, it is said ever lived to be u hundred. ^ J Obtttino '?m Mix TO.?-Wc once heard an j old fellow, futnous ait over the countrv for In- 1 f tough yi?m?, tbe following, i ?? i1 ?-!. ..1 !. - f. - *. v.f tk.-_ fw':i fesn ? *tl? ! I I 1 "/ 3ir' ^ I '* , s ' ^ " rV ' ' V * wu^NI|H?@. A (0S3h?KH .;^,V KxteluivAJ?w?lry !Cat4Mi?hijie^7 ^!?ind:?oU'*on rvwn*b)? Topith. ,* -j* A fa" -^iiL-La? Wa^hee, 18 On mi Cum* from $36,00 f-? $ 1cfi&Oa, SUVor do. froth #]0 to *U'i,00. Also, Gold and Silver Lo?<ton Ma-b Kail lio<?l 'J\mr K<*p*r)LA\u\ a second hsud Watch??, c-!S?r^??Ly*k nrq genuine Tomas Lion-.*. .V vi-rv extensive (M ehoice assortment of GOLD KINGS {tod*# dice BltOOCJlKS, plain and s? t with 1 Hiuuoudii, KuLi.?, Pcmls, Thrrproise, Onrnoto, -CtusUirft, Oornl, Ojvtl, Ontneo, Lava and Mntnie, mSfc Also, a splendid selection *of fine Gold Barrings, plain an<l with aeta. K\tren>cly fashionable and Lm v Foh, Vest. Cetelalno nod Guard Chain". A large nnd fnijaii'Ol wKfti'jn nf Gold Seals nii<4 Iting?. Mine of which contain Lnakots, V?Hn*i| grettes, Peheil? mid Toothpicks, do. iter, Gold KoUHu^?if?? nmi CMuevc Btuionb of u siij'nii/fJ <lj>nlity. (Jold I?oekctx tind Mndellions of all: *)7.c<? <\h<l iU?prosirtitntioiii?. Variety of 05 old Cut! Piii*. lh-Hcclctn, l.ryiioi' Nook Chains, illid n lorga naaortmi'nfc of (uioy -$o?oni StmU Kid Breastpins for Gentlemen, A?Ju Maionio, Odd-Follov& niid Temperance Pi>aJbf>38fcyBB|jM Gold Pens. GOIj) won Silver ElrtotiMoO Owes, some of tUeml Mammoth ?ixe. Alao a fide tvlcelies of J Hair Work, i Consisting of llrooehcn, BmriSuts, herring*, j ll'harnn, Ffv?i }>ro*a,.a Heart* Crosses nod Xeck 1 i liaia-, fiiii>li"'1 with tnr.ti fnl fine Gold Mounting. ] A number of Fine Silver Cuj *, Chr.eto and j plain, together with n ({rent variety of heavily tinted l.itgiish WTnrK ?"? jryftj Pott Mo mid Single Barrelled Guns, Rifles and Pistols, nod Revolvers of tin" roost Celol rated makes. A few more of extra fine Double Bltuled French ihuuu** left, and a few Boxes of the well know it \l iiiic lbi/.or Strop Ptiete. In ehtrrt liis Jewelry Store iff-replete in i|8 variety of handsome 'find nttrnetiv < FANCY j r;<M)l?S genorally, liiasmueli h? to entirely pre- i ilOdetho. inout'uni of a vast d?ui that is Beautiful, L'sofnl timi Ornftiueutal. if mh *$' 4ft ' ;'jg tf sscsa J?-~r" The Tfiiipci'ance standard. rTS& UX]>EUSU:XK.r>uo.iW rixijKcffiilly nn J. nounoo to t bo friends of Tun poronoe neutrally Mint, thoy intend to commence the juiMifentian 1 I of a TVmj^rmiee I'nucr; .nJwMit tlio loth of .June next, provided ? eugteiMrii n umber of riuhscfi hers tnn be olituiiic.i to warrant the undertaking. : I It will l?e printed niton substantial paper of in|>0fiiJ sin*, nftd will contain 24 columns of matter. It will t>o denominated the "South Ont? nlinn Tompornn.e Standard," ami will be pubii.-hod cvefy two vv celts nt.the prico of One l>ol Inr per annum. As !?oo? tut fifteen hundred aule wrihera arc obtained, we will publish it j|C0hiy nt the ennicntrfee. Oor sole oWoet i- t?>advocate the enuraofT. mnerancc; and particularly the JeegislatlvolVohihltiou of tlio TrntHe iii liitoxicftthig 1 Milks; in-1 to prendre the mosses of tlyt pnPJM? of our Male, for the enactment of em it a Lois', b\ con* i-imlug them of its expediency and neeetuoty. Wuwill endeavor.t? mnko'lt ? welcome **i?i- 1 w in every fiMwilv. Xothingi.wiH to admitted into it# ?t huii?R of ii worthier ami immoral tcnbtney. ' A Strict neutrality will he inntrtgihird oil nil lul.jeeU of apolitical and religions nrolnrinn charis etvr. J?o subscription will, he received for lets than ?>n year, mi'! In v? ry coqe the outer tuiwt to accompanied by yto numcv. Wo hop* all person* feeling nt. ii.t..re.*f in the siieocM of thiswilFcxcti tliemsol res In I getting sul^frfpt-fons. atul as soon thereafter as etrnvi-nu-ni *fnd us their list*. Post masters are rsauevted t? *ct as A genu. Z3LL\' tSSFS'-. ! 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