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VOL. IV. NO. 4C
Lovers' Quarrel.
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Yon will find, inclosed with this note of mine,
Your letters and gifts in their order set;
I have kept, as you see, not a single line
To recall what I now would fain forget.
Your picture?I never liked the p^se?
The ring and chain, and the lest, you know,
I have placed with care, for, indeed, who knows
But another will prize? Well, let it go !
Bo snaps in a moment the chain that bound.
Oh, better, no doubt, to end it thus
Than find, too late, as we must have found,
That chance alone had united us.
You can throw, if you choose, the blame on me,
As it always comforts a man to do :
No matter ; enough if I can see
That the fault of our quarrel rests with you.
Let us never meet?it is better so;
For, after all, being only human,
I feel to the heart?not angry, no,
Not angry, but still?an injured woman.
P. 8.?On the whole, as our letters might
Stray to some other than you and me,
For just this once I will meet you to-night,
At the usual time, by the sycamore tree.
' II.
I send you here, together with this,
Your letters you asked for back again,
And pardon it if a luckless kits
lias blotted the pages now and then.
The curl of your hair, the glove you wore,
The mignonette?take back the whole,
Aud with them the faith that once I bore,
Tne L>ve aud trust of a man's whole soul.
The pist?is there aught remains behind ?
The future?what hope have you left me
there ?
If I go to the deuce? Bnt never mind !
I scom to threat .n, to rave and swear.
No, no, be happy, as womou will
Before the kiss on their lips is cold
That p'edges them to another, still *
In the new love lightly forgetting the old.
Yes, all is over between us now?
I never thai! luok on yonr face again ;
So go your way with your broken vow,
Aud think do more of?a desperate man.
P. 8.?Id order that you may cee
I have kept back nothing, not even a flower,
On second thoughts, to the sycamore tree
I will bring them myself at the usual hour.
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They have met to utter thoir last good-byes ;
And there by the sycamore tree they stand,
Gazing each in the other's eyes,
Holding each to the other's hand.
The lettei s he on the mossy seatRing
and picture, curl and glove ;
While the doubly perjured lips repeat
The oft-told tale cf changeless love ;
Aud over their heads the star of even
l'wii kles down through the sycamore boughs,
Laughing, perchance, as the hosts of heaven
? May laugh, to listen to lovers' vows.
?Kate Putnam Osgood.
ADVENTURE WITH A MADMAN.
i Well, Tom, you don't mean to say
yon funk it ? 1 thought yon had more
plnok than to stick at a little thing like
*thai. Suppose the spire is a hundred
and fifty feet high; why, there are lad
ders all the way tip, and isn't it just as
easy to mount the hundredth step as
. the first f" urged my adventurous comrade,
as he looked wistfully up at the
tall, tapering steeple which the work
men were then l ewly painting.
' 1 tell you what, Willie, 1 don't see
the use of running the risk of breaking
iii tlia affiant nt. Fnr Tftn. who
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have so lately recovered from brain
fever, it would be the height of folly."
" If so, Tom, it's folly's height itself
I'm goiDg to climb to, and within ten
minuses I'll be astride of the weathercock.
Good-bye, my boy; I'm sorry
you haven't the courage to followand,
whistling a lively tune, Willie Bradney
walked toward the church porch.
I was now ashamed to hang back; I
know that the next day Willie's adventure
would make Jpm the hero of the
school?a position which we were ever
struggling for in jealous rivalry; so, ere
he reached the ohurch porch, I overtook
him and signified my intention of sharing
the adventure.
"That's right, old fellow," was the
retort; "but come, be quick, before the
workmen return from dinner," and,
passing into the belfry, he ascended the .
steep winding steps of the tower, and
soon gained the battlements.
So far all was well. We had already
ascended one hundred feet from the
ground ; but above us rose the tall,
taperiug spire to a height of a hundred
and fifty feet more?its Corinthian pinnacle
surmounted by the glittering
weathercock, which had been newly
gilded. The asoent had to be made by
ladders, which were bound to each other
and secured tightly to the stonework.
I glanced at Bradney. He seemed
cool and determined. His right foot
was already on the ladder.
"Go on," I said; "if yon are resolved,
I'm with yon," and away he
went, and I after him.
s There is nothing much easier than
getting np a ladder. I took care to
grasp my way tightly with both
hands, and neither to look np nor down.
Willie, however, climled much faster
than I, though unaccustomed to the
work. We both often paused to rest.
At last I heard him shout:
" Here's a pretty go, Martin I this
confounded pinnacle projects a matter
of two feet alxive the top bar of the ladder.
I don't see how to clamber over
it"
"Come down, then, like a sensible
fellow," I cried, for I heartily wished
the adventure over.
" Oh, go to Bath I" was the courteous
retort, and looking up I peroeived Bradney's
legs dangling in the air, as he endeavored
to clamber over the projecting
stonework to reach the iron vane.
In this he sncceeded. I was equally
lucky. A moment later, aided by the
crossbars which marked the points of the
oompass, we ascended the huge weathercock
and sat astride of it facing each
other.
It was then that the horror of our situation
seemed first to burst upon each of
us. I looked down, and two hundred
and fifty feet below lay the town, ana
the great space, tilled with people, evidently
intently gazing up at us, ana
looking no bigger than dolls. 'ILeo,
gtaicwgftt the churchyard beneath, it
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presented the appearance of a small,
level grass plot, with white mice running
over it, for to my bewildered vision
the Nvery gravestones seemed to
move. I felt that I was becoming dizzy;
the flaky clouds above appeared to flish
by with sickening rapidity, and I threw
ray arms back war ground the tail of the
cock for support
At this moment a hollow, harsh laugh
broke from my companion; for the
first time I glanced in his face, and the
terrible expression depicted there I shall
never forget.
His eyes flashed lurid and wild, his
face was pale as a corpse, and a light
foam stood upon his lips.
' Isn't this glorious ?" he screamed,
with another maniacal laugh; " right to
the blazing sun, I tell you, we are soaring
fast. Look at the gaping crowd below.
Ah 1 ah! they can't stay us.
There's the old church tower, too, I
should say a mile down; but where is the
spire?the tall spire we climbe I up once ?
'tis gone, never mind ! Oh, brave bird !"
and he struck the cock with the flat of
his hand, as if to encourage its flight.
A terrible thought struck me. My
friend's reason, so lately prostrated
with brain fever, had left him. I was
alone with a madman.
This idea was soon confirmed. Again
rung forth the shrill hollow laugh, and
again Bradney shouted with the accents
of delirium :
"Ah! ah! faster and faster! Seethe
blood-red clouds above and below us !
the world is gone ! There is the sun, a
ball of fire, and we are sailing into its
very vortex. I say, MartiD, let us throw
ourselves off this stupid bird's
back; we shall get along faster without
him."
"No, no, Bradney; I'm tired, and
like riding?let us stop where we are,"
I replied, for I knew it was the best
way to humor a madman, but my words
>ftd no effect. With an unnatural
chuckle he answered me :
"No, no, my boy; yon promised to
follow me, and you shall come off with
me, or I'll pull you off by main force.
We fly so fast that if we don't take the
leap at the same moment, one will be
dropped twenty, eh, thirty miles behind."
He crept toward me as he spoke, still
clutching and mouthing. I saw his inrob-ntion.
I again glanoed below; more
fearful than ever seemed the fearful
depth at my feefc.
Tighter, with the tenacity of despair,
[ grasped the tail of the gilded bird, but
what would that avail against the
strength of a mauiac ? At this moment
a gust of wind caused the vane to spin
round from east to north ; the sudden
blast saved my life. Poor Bradney lost
his balance and fell from the giddy
height. I saw him sink through the air,
stiike Hgein^t a pinnacle of the tower
and rebound like a ball.
I remember nothing more until I recovered
consciousness, many hours
afterward, and found myself in bed.
In the Wrong Place.
It was reported to one of the chief
physicians in the hospital in the Philadelphia
almshouse that there was a
man lying in one of the wards in
a comatose condition. The nurse
declared that he had been insensible
for twenty-four hours, and that she
had tried in vain to ronse him. The
doctor said it was probable that the pa
tit-nt was under the influence of some
powerful narcotic; perhaps he had taken
a large dose of laudanum. He said that
it was imperatively necessary that the
unfortunate man should be resuscitated
at once by some powerful stimulant. Accordingly
he directed two of his assistants
to take a strong galvanic battery
and apply it to the patient until ho recovered.
The assistants went into the
hospital with the battery, while the
nurse stopped for a few moments in the
laundry. When they reached the man's
bedside they placed the battery on the
floor, and baring the patient's ankle they
wrapped the wire around it. When
everything was ready they turned on the
current full head. A second later the
prostrate form of the patient bounded
about four feet into the air, and as it
came down upon the bed a second shock
sent it up again, the patient meanwhile
exclaiming:
" Yow-wow-wow! Oh, murder! murder-r-r-r-r!
Oh! Oh ! Thunder and
lightning! Murder-r-r-r! Yow-wow-wow!
Grashus! let up on that! Ow-wow-wow!
Another one of them will kill me! Oh,
don't do that again."
When he came down the fourth time
the doctors turned off the current, with
the remark that they guessed that would
be about enough. Then one of them
asked the patient how ho felt, and attempted
to feel his pul e. But the pa
tieDt, furious with rage, said:
" You diabolical scoundrel, what d'you
mean by hitching that thing to me in
that manner, say?"
"Now be calm," said the doctor, " it't
all right; you'll be better directly."
" But it isn't all right. I've a mine
to kno.k your head off for blowing me
up with that infernal machine. Whai
d'you do it for, anyway?"
" My friend, don't excite yourself,'
said the doctor. "You've been in i
very bad way, and we ran the curreni
throngh you to bring you back to life.'
" Bring me back to life ? Why, yoi
must be crazy. Back to lite ? I was nc
more dead than you were!"
"Now, keep cool. You have been un
conscious for twenty-four hours. Mar
cctic poisoning, no doubt. We save<
you from an early grave. It was thi
closest shave I ever saw. It was, upor
my honor."
" Well, well, if this don't beat all
You took me for the man in war*
forty nine. Why, I'm one of the keep
ers of the asylum, and I lay down oi
this bed for a nap. The fellow you'r
after is over yonder. An early grave
Well, now, I have heard of foolishnes
in my life, but this takes the rag righ
off. And I givo you warnin' that if yoi
come around here with that apparatu
again tryin' your experiments on me I']
wrench your brainpan for you."
Then the doctors moved off in scare,
of the right man, while the keeper wen
out to hunt a dog to kick in order to rc
lievehis feelings.
When a Turkish woman does wtod
she is sewed up in a bag and droppe
, into the Bosphorus.
POB'
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BEAUFORT, S. C.
THE PIUTE FANDANGO.
Annual Dance of the Indlanii?Nrrttnire Cob(udm
and (Jatfr I?ove Making.
The Vincennes (Nov.) Chronicle says :
Once a year, usually during the first
half of July, the Piute Indians come in
from all parts of the State, and have a
grand tribe dance. * Whether there is
ihe element of religious worship in the
fandango nobody knows, but it is natural
to suppose that pious motives are
uppermost; for the white mind, a less
enjoyable assemblage than one of these
yearly gatherings could hardly be pictured.
It is certainly funny, however.
Unlike most Indians, the Piutes are not
at all dignified or grave in their demeanor,
being very like children in the
naturalness of their manner. They are
especially unconstrained in their ways
just about this time of the year. In
winter a Piute, male or female, is a cadaverous
individual. Short commons
and the shelter of a leaky and comfortless
tout of gunny sacks and skius do
not conduce to heavy weight. At present,
however, all is changed. The
bucks look comfortable and happy,
while the squaws, especially the young
ones, revel in fatness. Piute youth
waxeth gallant. It is likely that the
yearly fandango is got up in part in
the interest of matrimony, for it i& at
this season that the Piutes pair. All
the youngsters aro just about one year
older than their younger brethren.
Every healthly squaw has a papoose,
and her baby is just about the size and
age of every other baby. The annual
fandango may perhaps have something
to do with this chronological symmetry.
Last year tlie dance was held on
American flat, but we had the fun nearer
home this year. A little valley in the
hills to the north of the homestead, between
Gold Hill and Virginia, was
chosen, and proceedings begun on Wednesday
and wound up on Saturday
night. About two hundred Piutes gathered
and proceeded to build their
camps. The aboriginal home on these
occasions consists of a breastwork of
sage brush, behind which the family
crouch and wann their heels at a fire of
the same beautiful shrub. The brush
is polled op lrom a space auout twice
the size of an ordinary circus ring, in
the center of the camp, and there the
dance takes place. The Piote doesn't
shine with a dazzling luster as a heel
and toe artist. The "dance " is really
no dance at all. The bucks form a ring
standing side by side; then the squaws
take up position, not mingling with the
men, but forming part of the circle.
The ring being made, a few gifted
bucks start up a guttural chant of
Hoo. hoo, hoo, hi-hi!
Hi yah, hi-yah. hi-yi!
Ho,* hoo, hi-yah, hi-yi!
To this inspiring air the ring begins
to move, all hands going around with
short hops, just as soldiers do when
making "right dress" or "left dress."
This sort of thing is kept up for hours,
the monotonous drone of " Hoo. hoo,
hi-yah," going on always. When a
dancer tires of the fun he drops out,
and some one else takes his place. To
the white mind there is a certain lack
of variety about three days of one kind
of a dauce, but " Jim " never wearies
of it. A more grotesque and absurd
crowd of human beings could not be
imagined. Out of 150 of the ring
which happened about on Saturday
afternoon, there were three or four
braves who were arrayed in a savage costume
of bearskin or" buckskin, but all
the rest looked as if they had made a
raid on a rag shop. Tattered dress
coats, filthy linen dusters, frayed and
shocking trousers, battered plug hats
and hopeless brogans made up the
dress of the sons of the soil. One old
gentleman had on an ancient swallowtail
coat and a bell crown silk hat, while
his nether limbs were tightly clothed
in fringed buckskin breeches. A pair
of boots that might have belonged to a
farmer in Revolutionary days graced the
rickety feet of the ancient warfior. An
nnnsu&l amount of red and white paint
is smeared upon the broad countenances
of the bucks and squaws at fandango
time.
During Friday afternoon and evening
there were more whites present on the
ground than there were Piutes, and it
must bo said that the Indians were better
behaved than their visitors.
Rheumatism,
The Journal des Connaissances Medicates
contains a review of certain curious
observations made by Dr. Q. Esbach
on tho conformation of the fingers in
various diseases. In persons that perspire
easily, or in the case of disorders
that induce profuse perspiration, such
l as rheumatism, typhus fever, etc., the
i transversal curvature of the nail is increased
to exaggeration. This symp>
torn, which scarcely ever fails to present
itself in rheumatic subjects, has led Dr.
I Esbach to establish, by a statistical
i method, the sudoral etiology of that aft
fection, and in the immense majority of
cases he has found the following result:
' A man who perspires easily, and who
i inhabits a ground floor, becomes, sooner
t or later, rheumatic; if, on the contrary,
' he lives in a dry apartment, he is never
1 troubled with that malady. On the
> other hand, a man who is not subject
to perspiration may live in a damp room
- with impunity. Rheumatism appears
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tutu? tu w ^lotru uu 1 to jcci giuuutt)
i dampness may be the cause of it, but
3 only in such habits as perspire freely.
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A Damper.
I A vain and loquacious young man,
- who fills a clerkship in a gas company,
a visited a witty young lady the other
e ovening, with whom he had but a slight
! acquaintance, and, upon entering the
? parlor, commenced a stream of talk,
t which he kept up for about fifteen mina
utes, without affording her an oppors.
tunity to get in a word. He finally
II rested for lack of breath, and then the
disgusted damsel quietly asked : "Mr.
b T., what are you charging for gas now i
it By the thousand feet I mean." Mr. T.
>- gave the subject some moments' silenl
consideration, and then, rising slowlj
from his ch i: , cart upon his fair com
g panion a look of the deepest reproach,
d an I passed softly out " where tlie start
were shining."
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, THURSDAY, SEP
CENTENNIAL CORRESPONDENCE.
Increased Attendance?Rifle Presentation
to Mrs. Maxwell?Speech el Thanks or
the Colorado Huntress?A New Cook
Stove?The Argentine Republic.
The cooler weather has increased the
attendance of visitors very greatly, and
it is expected that daring the months of
September and October the number of
Centennial sightseers will equal one
hundred thousand a day.
There was a rifle presentation by the
commissioners and friends of the Kansas
and Colorado exposition, in the spacious
Colorado reception-room, to Mrs. M. A.
Maxwell, the Colorado huntress, who
has such a magnificent exhibition of
stuffed animals and birds, of her own
killing, in the Colorado department.
Dr. K. W. Wright, the Kansas commissioner,
made the presentation, gracefully
acknowledging how much she had
done for the success of the Kansas and
Colorado exhibition, and in presenting
the lady with an elegant Evans' magazine
breech loading rifle, capable of
being loaded with thirty-four cartridges
in forty-five seconds, and discharged in
twenty seoonds without removing the
hand from the lock, he said: " We trust
you will ever keep it as bright as the eye
that directs it, and that, in years to
oome, you may be able to collect, from
the hills and dales of your mountain
home, many choice specimens in addition
to your already very large collection."
To which Mrs. Maxwell replied: (tAIy
Kind Friends?To express my thanks
for this valuable present, and for your
words of kind appreciation, is quite impossible.
I can only assure you that
both shall be treasured while life and
memory eudure. The use of this rare
gift shall be directed by a love for science,
aud, in the pursuit of objects for
the study of natural history, it shall be
my trusted companion and assistant.
Please accept my warmest thanks and
my best wishes, not only for this expres*
sion of esteem, but also for tho brotherly
consideration and tho numerous words
of encouragement and deeds of kindness
that I have, at all times, received from
von."
A Mrs. Evard, of Virginia, has a
model cook stove, of her own invention,
in the women's department, which I
will try to describe for the benefit of my
lady readers. Its peculiarities ore: The
fire box is divided vertically, so that
wood can be burned in one side and coal
in the other, or a fire can be made in
one aide only. The oven is also divided
in the same way into two compartments,
so that dry hot air can be used in one
side for baking and cooking, and steam
in the other, and the flavor of different
articles of food cooking at the same time
will not intermingle. But the partitions
in the tire box and also in the oven can
bo removed and each two made one.
The bottom of the rear two-thirds of
the tiro box is solid, to retain the coals,
especially of wood, and the front third
of the bottom, and all the front part of
the fire box to the top is grating, which
gives a good draft, and throws the heat
out in front of the stove.
To the front of this stove is attached
?removable at pleasure?a sheet iron
roasting and broiling oven, regulated by
a lever so that meats can be adjusted
near or remote from the fire, and held in
any position desired. By means of flues
and dampers the heat can bo sent ovc-r
the top, or under the bottom of one or
both compartments of the oven, or all
around it, at pleasure.
The top is like any other stove, except
a fifth cap, equidistant from the ordinary
four caps, with graduated heater in form
of an hour glass for coffeepot or various
uses. The chief merits claimed for this
stove are economy of fuel, convenience,
and ease and rapidity of working, relieving
to a great extent the burden cf
labor in cooking.
The Argentine Republic ha9 a tine
display in the Main building of ores, tin,
copper, silver and gold, coal, building
stones and building materials, geological
collections, artificial stone, clays,
kaolin, silex, lithographic stones, whetstones,
precious metals, mineral waters,
chemicals, pharmaceutical preparations,
oils, soaps, candles, paints, dyes, medical
compounds, bricks, tiles, fireclay
goods, glassware, furniture, kitchen
utensils, laundry appliancee, cotton
yarns, linen and other vegetable fabrics,
woolen good3, robes, shawls, hats, caps,
boots and shoes, clothing, laces, embroideries,
trimmiDgs, jewelry, ornaments,
artificial flowers, fancy leatner
work, fancy articles of various kinds,
blank books, and enough articles of the
materia medica to cure or kill a nation
of people, surgical and dental instruments,
carriage and horse furniture,
harness, saddles, leather and dressed
skins.
In the educational and scientific department
there are school and text
books, and books of general literature,
telegraphio instruments, musical instruments,
typographical and geological
maps, marine and coast charts, works on
government and law, military organization,
legislative forms, prisons, reform
schools, religious organizations and systems.
In the art department she has a creditable
exhibit of sculpture, figures and
groups in stone and metal, carvings in
wood, ivory and metal, medals pressed
and engraved, paintings in oil and water
/mlftro dronrinffq lifhocranhs. mosaic
wiyio, .. o?tr ?
and inlaid work.
In Machinery hall are looms, type
setting machinery, boats and sailing
vessels.
In Agricultural hall her collection of
woods is magnificently large and beautiful,
as is also her display of roots and
barks for dyeing and tanning, gums,
resins, lichens, mosses, seeds, nuts, cereals,
grasses, roots and tubers, tobacco,
- tea, coffee and spices, and especially
; dressed skins, leather, hides and wool.
, A fleece of the finest wool, grown in
eleven months and eighteen days, weighs
. thirty-one pounds. She has also a good
. show of wild animals, reptiles, insects,
- nets, hooks, sponges, furs, butter, eggs,
, honey, preserved meats, fruits, corn,
starch, sugar, wines, bread, cotton, silk,
\ hair, fertilizers, etc. This display of
j our sister republic is very remarkable
; I and excites much surprise, as well as
- interest. S. M. B.
i " Loafing around saloons with intent
? t"> sponge," was the oharge made by a
Cincinnati policeman against a prisoner.
OOMfy
TEMBER 7, 1876.
Cormorant Fishing.
The London News says: A very curious
sport is gaining ground in this 1:
country. The use of cormorants for t
Ashing purposes has been practiced for t
(centuries by the Chinese, who carefully 1
train these birds to deliver their prey t:
uninjured to their master instead of ap- C
propriating it to their own use, and from C
China and other Oriental countries it e
has been brought to England. Cormo- t:
rant fishing recalls, in a measure, the *
old days of falconry, with the exoeption b
that while the feats of the trained hawks ii
and falcons were performed in mid-air, (
the performances of the "sea crow," as 1;
the French call it, take place in the wa- t
ter. With a ring placed round their I
necks to prevent them from swallowing a
their booty, though well trained birds p
will dispense with this restraint, the t
cormorants plunge at a given signal into r
the water, and hardly ever fail to bring a
up a finny prize. Their broad webbed 1
feet and their thin, keel shaped body, i
admirably adapt them for swimming and t
diving, and they will often use their
short, stiff wings as an additional means ^
of propulsion. So swift are they and so c
sudden their descent, that the nimblest i
fish cannot escape them. If they seize \
their prey otherwise than by the head <
they ascend to the surface, and, quickly
jerking it into the air, will adroitly 1
catch it as it falls headforemost. * The ]
appearance of a number of cormorants ?
thus engaged, and regularly bringing i
their booty to their owner's hand, is a 1
very pleasing sight. Thus employed i
they will continue fishing, with but little 1
intermission, and with the occasional <
encouragement of a handful of the small i
fry, for several hours together. Otters, i
indeed, can be trained to act in a similar f
manner, and if this mode of fishing is <
likely to become at all general it will
necessitate a new reading of certain acts ]
of Parliament. Under the salmon 1
fishery acts, for instance, a duty is pay- I
nKln / ?? " incfrnmontn " TlttPfJ fnr thfi i
ai/lO VU U10V4UAUVMWW
capture of salmon, and it may become a <
question for the lawyers whether a I
44 cormorant" can properly be called an |
44 instrument" engaged in pursuit ol I
salmon, whiie it is only an 44 aquatic to- 1
tipalmate " at other times. There are, ]
at any rate, few kinds of sport which are i
not open to objections from which cor- i
morant fishing is free. Cormorants must :
have fish to eat, and it is no more cruel 1
to let them feed themselves in the pres- i
ence of admiring spectators than to 1
catch the fish first of all in a net. It is ]
even superior to the ancient falconry,
since the winged prey of the hawk is' a '
more sensitive animal than the finny i
pre y of the cormorant, and the fish do <
not probably feel any pain in their igno- ]
minions descent, headforemost, into the i
capacious beak of their captsr.
All About Snuff.
It takes one year and a half to convert
tobacco into good snuff. The tobacco, .
after being 44 broken outof the huge
hogsheads in which it is bought, is <
stemmed, broken by a machine into ,
pieces about four inches in length, and j
is soaked for twenty-four hours in strong
brine. It is then hoisted up to great i
bins in the upper part of the factory,
and there is left to ferment and cure at i
least six months. Then it is dried in a
steam heated room at a temperature of
240 degrees. For coarse Rapgeo the
tobacco is not thoroughly dried. For
Scotch and Irish Blackguard, it is mode
thoroughly dry, and for the latter is
also toasted, or parched, on a wire net
close in front of a wide grate of glowing
coals, where the heat is so intense that
the leaves must be constantly 6tirred to
prevent tueir bursting into flame.
Grinding in cast iron nulls of peculiar
construction follows, and the resultant
powder, fine or coarse, is at leDgth recognizable
as snuff. In this condition it
must lie in bins for months, then be
packed into bladders or jars which aro
hermeticallv sealed and varnished, and
in this form is again packed away to lie I
for at least six months before it is deemed
perfect and fit to be pnt on the market.
All these processes are open to
public knowledge, but there is one
which is a secret and is zealously kept
as such. Tnat is the manner in which
snufi is perfumed. Attar of roses is
known to be the material employed, but
how it is applied is only known to tho
tobacco men.
The Effect,
As a Detroit saloon keeper stood behind
his bar, says "M. Quad," in
walked a stranger, who inquired :
" Can you inform me what effect lemonade
has upon the mental system ?"
" It has a good effect, where you pay
for it," was the reply.
"And where you don't?"
" Tho effect is then transferred from
the mental to the physical system, and
you go out of here with something
kicking you forty times per minute."
' Thanks, sir," bowed the stranger,
backing out. "I am not thirsty, and
I never did believe in summer drinks."
He went down the street, stole two
harvest apples, and found the effect to be
just the same as if he had taken lemonade.
When the " machine" ceased
kicking, the stranger remarked:
" Between being kicked for three
nAnin if ia mx7 /Inf.U fn
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be kicked for ten cents, and that shall
be my motto hereafter."
Captain Kidd.
The famous pirate, Capt. Kidd, frequented
Narragansett in the old days,
when distillers, 6lave traders and pirates
were numerous. His landing was at
the bar on which the south pier Was,
built. His places of resort are still
shown, and numerors iioles in the
ground, made by credulous seekers after
his hidden treasure, can be seen in
Peacedale and other places. A few
years ago a sword hilt was dug up in a
field near the pier, on which was en
graved the name of Artemas Gonld, who
was one of Kidd's lieutenants. Twentyeight
of this crew were hanged on one
gallows in Newport.
Nothing will undermine one's faith in
I the sincerity of friendship more com]
plotely than to have a friend ask you to
"take something," and, after theglasse
hare been emptied to hear him exclaim,
as he runs his hands deep into his
pockets : " I've got my other pants*"
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A Stage Secret.
Many of our readers have been not a
ittle surprised at the intelligence of dogs
rained for the circus ring and the stage.
l correspondent of the Illustrated
Weekly lets us into the secret of this
raining. It says that when LiDgard aDd
Jeorge Fox separated, and Fox.took the
)ld Bowery, the New Bowery had a celbrated
dog star, who with a couple of
rained dogs for a whole month played
' ihe Dog of Montargis " to a very good
tusiness. This roused a wild ambition
n Fox's breast to do dogs also. Tom
lorny, the best trained dog, had reoent7
died, and the man at the Bowery had
he only educated beasts in the business,
lowever, ignorance attempts and
chieves a great deal sometimes. The
>resent historian proposed what should
>ecalled "The Beefsteak Drama." A
lew play should he written, in itself an
attraction, called "Jack Shepard and his
Dog." "Jack " was a tower of strength
n the Bowery without a dog; with one,
he new theater stood no chance.
Two splendid black Newfoundlands
vere secured. One, belonging to a fire
company, had a fair canine education?
vould fetch and carry; but dog No. 2
vas an ignoramus, and used only as a !
louble.
The eventful evening came. The fire
addie had had neither dinner nor supper,
but was peculiarly susoeptible to the
seductions of raw steak. It seemed as
I a young meat market was started on
v.? aM Uaitott BtaorA "Rita of steak
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were wired on all articles designed to at:raot
the artist's attention. It was required
that the dog should fly from the
wings, up a flight of steps, ring a bell,
seize a lantern from the hand of the person
answering the door, and then bound
off, followed by the actor.
Csssar was held in awing while George
Pox at the door up the steps frantically
craved a porterhouse steak. Cassar's attention
being called, he promptly rushed
bo his friend, who as promptly shut the
ioor in his face, Csssar got a smell of
the chunk wired upon the bell pull, and
jave a savage snap at that, which rung
bhe bell violently. Some one appeared
with the lantern, showing Caesar a
mouthful of beef conspicuously wired
upon its handle. He went for it then
md there. Meanwhile George had got
round to the opposite side with a sirloin;
which he danced and shook as a matartore
does his red rag in the face of a
bull. Caesar straightway rushed for this
promising lonch.
In this way he seized papers which the
villain of the play was boasting possession
of; lie took the whole seat of a pair
of pants off Fox, who had a sirloin neatly
sewed upon them; and finally, as the
minister of vengeance, he was grappled
with by the villain; rolled over and over
to the wings, where the green dog, who
was a match in size and looks, was muzzled
to a padded neckcloth.
Here an instantaneous change was
made. C? jar retired to private life and
- ? _l.il. Li- ?
w6il earned do lies, wuue um suusutuic
was quickly harnessed to the man by the
padded collar, which was clasped around
the actor's neck. Thus apparently clinging
to the villain's throat, the two in a
death struggle writhed and twisted about
the stage, and, amid victorious hurrahs,
the curtain dropped on the successful
" Beefsteak Drama."
President Washington's Levee.
At three o'clock the visitor was introduced
to the dining-room, from
which all seats had been removed for
the time. On entering he saw the tall,
manly figure of Washington, clad in
black silk velvet, his hair in full dress,
powdered and gathered behind in a large
silk bag, yellow gloves on his hands,
holding a cocked hat with a black
cockade in it, and the edges adorned
with a black feather about an inch deep.
He wore knee and shoe buckles and a
long sword. He stood always in front
of the fireplace, with his face toward
the door of entrance. The visitor was
conducted to him, and his name distinctly
announced. He received his visitor
with a dignified bow in a manner avoiding
to shake hands, even with best
friends. As visitors came, they formed
a circle round the room ; and at a quarter
past three the door closed, and the circlo
was formed for that day. He then began
on the right, and spoke to each visitor,
calling him by name and exchanging a
few words. When he had completed
his circuit he resumed his first position,
and the visitors, approaching him in
succession, bowed and retired. By four
o'clock this ceremony was over. These
facts have been learned in general from
the reminiscences of General Sullivan.
Mrs. Washington's levees were every
Friday evening, at which occasion the
general was always present. It was an
occasion for emulous and aspiring belles
to essay to win his attention. But he
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uniformly, even there, preserved its
habitual gravity. A lady of his family
said it was his habit, also, when without
company, and that she only remembered
him once to have made a hearty laugh
in a narrative and incident in which she
was a party. The truth was his deportment
was ur avoidably grave; it was
sobriety, stopping short of sadness.
His presence inspired a veneration and
a feeliDg of awe rarely experienced in
the presence of any man. His mode of
speaking was slow and deliberate, not as
though he was in search of fine words,
but that he v might utter those only
adapted to his purpose.
A Spanish Trophy.
The Spaniards in Puerto Principe
have a carious cannon captured from
the Cubans. It is about three feet long,
three inches in dameter at the month,
and abont an inch thick, and appears to
have been made by binding and twisting
bands of raw leather hide around the
center-piece, which seemed to be ohe
entire piece, smooth throughout its
bore, into a sort of basket twist, and
then a few bands of plain hoop iron added
to fix it to a small wooden carriage?
not a very formidable looking pieoe in
appearanco, bnt capable, with a small
charge of powder, of throwing a shell or
grenade some distance. The insurgents
make and use a number of such pieces,
but they quickly become useless.
The rector ot Mold, Flintshire, England,
has been mulcted iu $4,000 damages
for breach of promise to marry hu
! sexton's daughter.
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linn. Single Copy 5 Cents.
Hems of inters*.
The Connecticut tobacco crop is reported
to be excellent this year.
Blind men are employed as attendants
in Japanese bathing establishments for
women.
it is estimated that there is about $10,000,000
in gold coin in circulation in
California no*, against half tha' amount
at the time of the panic.
A man is supposed to be wandering
somewhere in Pennsylvania with two
live alligators in his possession. He
took them from Philadelphia.
The coefficient of friction of leathe
belts over wooden drums is 0.47 of the
pressure, and overturned oast iron pulleys
0.28 of the pressure.
The Western dairymen met in convention
the other day, and the toasts
were all darnk in milk. What a disgusting
sight it must have been far a
brewer.
A person who was sent to prison for
marrying two wives excuse? himself by
saying that when ho had one she fought
him, but when he got two they fought
with each other.
A Massachusetts clergyman received
thirty cents for a marriage fee the other
day. The groom offered him twenty
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" though times is hard." "
Wasn' it rough ou Ella, just &s she
was telling Fredrick at lunelihowethereal
her appetite was, to have the cook bawl
out: " Say, will ye have yer pork a:id
greens now, or wait till yer feller's
gone I"
The high winds in San Francisco blow
dust into latent grease spots on clothing,
and make them visible. Bootblacks
carry little bottles of ammonia villi
which to obliterate the spots, and in that
way increase their income.
Children reduced to almost the last
stages of cholera infantum, when they
are unable to hold any other food on
their stomachs, will greedily take strong
beef tea, salted and made palatable?
and will often recover on that treatment.
A traveler staying over night with a
Texan farmer, whose estate was miles in
extent, said to bim: "You must have
begun life very early to aocamulate such
an estate as this." "Yes," replied the
farmer, "I began life when I was a
mere baby."
A ragged boy was, years ago, cared *
for by a benevolent young man in Baltimore,
who has just married. The boy
grew up intelligent, educated, and enterprising.
Mark the power of gratitude.
A few days ago be eloped with his benefactor's
wife.
A natural curiosity called "Indian
Well," in the t>wn of Huntingdon,
Coud., is much visited by picnic parties.
This well is about twenty feet deep and
almost perfectly round, and it has been
hollowed ont from solid granite by water
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irom a urou*..
An artificial chicken hatcher is exhibited
in Cincinnati. It oonsiste of a large
glass box, holding four hundred eggs,
on wire trays. The temperature is regulated
so accurately that it never varies
half a degree from one hundred. The
machine works well.
" King John " was announced for
production in r. Western theater, and
the manager posted the cast in the green
room. He noticed one of his actresses
examining it closely, after which she
turned to him and asked who wrote the
pieoe. He said Shakespeare. "Goodness
I" she exclaimed ; " has that man
written another play 1"
The Chinese woodchoppers who went
np in the waterspout at Eurka, Nov.,
escaped unharmed. They were encamped
in the bed of the canyon; seven
of the thirteen got of the range of the
flood; five tumbled down into the .valley
below, and one was washed two miles.
The miners aver that nothing short of an
earthquake will kill a Chinaman.
"This, dear girl," said a wise little
lady, tappiog with her parasol one of
the big torpedoes in the Centennial
Government building, "this is a wonderful
invention for rescuing people.
They put them in a ad close it up, dragging
them ashore through the surf
where ordinary boats could not go."
Uninqoisitive ignorance is the proper
frame of mind for the fall enjoyment of
the Centennial Exhibition.
A wealthy resident of Holland died
in 1691 leaving large estates but no heirs
of his own body. The property was appropriated
by William of Orange.
These estates arc said to amount to
$116,000,000, and have been withheld
from the proper heirs, whose descendants
+otor> stflrs tn recover the
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same. Several of these heirs are in this
country, one of them being Christian
Metzger, a stone mason, of Buffalo.
A gentleman passing by the gaol of
a country town heard one of the prisoners
through the grating in his cell1 singing,
in the softest and moat melodious
r'tone, that favorite song: " Home,
sweet home." His sympathies being0
very much excited in favor of the unfortunate
tenant of the dungeon, he inquired
the cause of his incarceration,
when, to his disgust, he was informed
that the fellow was put in ggol for wife
beating.
East Kingston, B. I., has a modified
Enoch Arden case. Charles A. Osgood
went to Canada eleven years agj, leaving
a wife and two children, ahd, not
returning, the wife married again, bore
two children and died. Osgood appeared
Snnday and claimed his daughter,
now fifteeD, but paid no attention
to the son. Tho girl refused to leave
her stepfather, and, after giving her new
clothes and kissing an? being kissed,
the disconsolate father wandered off
again.
At the Paris conservatory of mnaic is
a young man with an almost phenomenal
tenor voice. He can siug the highest
notes with marvelous ease, and his compass
is extraordinary, He might become
the most famous singer iu the world,
doubtless, were it not for the singular
i. fact that he has "no ear for music."
Assiduous study only enables him to
master very rimple tunes, and intricate
pieces aro utterly beyond hw compre>
henaion. He used to be a cook, and bis
' wonderfnl voioo induced a teacher
i opera to tak? him in hand, but the itfeuU
is a failure.