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FORT RO"ST-A-I-i ' ? Standard and Commercial. ] VOL. IV. NO. 37. BEAUFORT, S. C., THURSDAY, AUGUST 17, 1876. $2.00 per Aim Stnjle Copy 5 Cents. In the Nigit Watches. Dear night! this word's defeat; The stop to bnsy fools care's check and curb; The day of spirits; mysoul's calm retreat Which none disturb! Christ's progress and he prayer time; The hours to watch hijh heaven doth chime. God silent, searchingflight; When my Lord's head s filled with dew, and ail His locks are wet with tie dear drops of night. His still, soft call; His knocking time; the tool's dumb watch, When spirits their fair kndred catchThere is in God, some sty, A deep, but dazzling darkless ; as men here Say it is late and dusky, because they See not all clear. Oh, for that night! when 1 in Him Might live invisible and din! The Mistake of a Lifetime. A lovers' quarrel I A few hasty words ?a formal parting between two hearts that neither time nor distance oould ever disunite?then, a lifetime of misery. Edith May stood before me in her bridal dress. The whole world was to be made believe she was happy and heart whole. I knew better. I knew that no woman who had onoe loved Gilbert Ain?l;e could ever forget him?least of all, such a heart as Edith's. She was pale as a snow wreath, and bent her head graoeiuiiy as a water my in recognition of her numerous friends and admirers. 44 What a sacrifice !" the latter murmured. 44 What a sacrifice I" my heart echoed. Mr. Jefferson Jones was an ossified old bachelor. He had but one idea in his head, and that was to make money. There was only one thing he understood equally well?and that was to keep it. He was angular, prim, cold and precise ; mean, groveling, contemptible and cunning. And E lith?our peerless Edith, whose lovers were 44 legion "?Edith, with her passionate heart, her beauty, grace, taste and refinement?Edith, to vow ,44 love and honor " to such a soulless block! It made me shudder to think of it! I felt as though his very gaze were profa nation. Well, the wedding was oyer, and she was duly installed mistress of Jefferson House. She had fine dresses, flhe furniture, a fine equipage, and the moet stupid incumbrance in the shape of an old has band. But Mr. Jefferson Jones was very proud of his bride : firstly, because she added to his importance ; secondly, be cause he plumed himself not a little in bearing off so dainty a prize. It gave him a malicious pleasure to meet her old admirers, wifchjthe graceful Edith upon his arm. Of course she preferred him to them all?else, why did she marry him? Then how deferential she was in her manner since their marriage; how very , polite, and how careful to perform her j duty to thefletter! Mr. Jones decided, with his nstial acumen, that there was * - *?v i 4.1 i i DO room TO uouos on tuat puuit> : He noticed, indeed, that her girlish gayety was gone; but that was a decided improvement, according to his view. She was Mrs. Jones now, and meant to keep all whiskered popinjays at a respectable distance. He liked it! And so, throng h those interminable evenings, Edith sat, playing long games of chess with him, or listening to his gains or losses in the way of trade; or reading politioal articles of which the words conveyed no ideas to her absent mind. She walked through the busy streets, leading on his arm, with an unseen form ever a: her side; and slept next his heart, when hers was far away I Bat when she was alone?no human eye to real her sad secret, her small hands clasped in agony, and her fair head bent to the very dust?was he not avenged ? ******* Itwasa driving storm. Mr. Jones resolved to dine at a tavern instead of returning home. He had jnst seated himself, and given his order to the obsequious waiter, when his attention was attracted by the conversation of two gentlemen near him. ' 44 Have yon seen the beautiful Edith since her marriage, Harry ?" 44 No; I feel too much vexed with her. Such a splendid woman to marry such an idiot! All for a foolish quarrel with Ainslie. You never saw such a wreck as it has made of him. However, she is well punished; for, with all of her consummate tact and effort to keep up appearances, it is plain she is the most miserable woman in existenoe; as Mr. Jefferson Jones, whom I have never seen, might perceive, if he wasn't, as all the world says, the very prince of donkeys." Jones seized his h t and rushed into the open air. Six times he went, like a comet, round the square, thon, settling his beaver down over his brow, in a very piophetic manner, he turned his foot steps-deliberately homeward. It was the deoeitful calm before the whirlwind. He found Edith pale and self-possessed, as usual. He was quite as much so himself?even went so far as to compliment her on a coquettish little jacket that fitted her round figure very charmingly. 44 I'm thinking of taking a short journey, Edith," said he, seating himself by her side, and playing with the silken cord and tassels about her waist. 44 As it is wholly a business trip, it would hamper me to take you with me; but you'll hear from me. Meanwhile, you know how to enjoy yourself?hey, Edith?" He looked searchingly at her. There \ was no conscious blush, no change of expression, no tremor of the frame. He might as well have addressed a marble statue. Mr. Jefferson Jones was posed! Well, he bade her one of his characteristic adieus; and, when the door closed, Edith felt as if a weight had been lifted off her heart. Then was but one course for 1 er to rnrsuc. She knew it she had already K marked it out She wonld deny herself to all visitors; she would not go abroad till her husband's return. She was strong in her purpose. There should be ( no door left open for busy scandal to 1 enter. Of Ainslie she knew nothing, save ] that a letter reached her from him after 0; her marriage, which she had returned the unopened. And so she wandered hie restlessly through those splendid rooms, tro and. tried bv this self-inflicted penance, prr to atone for the defection of her heart, jJJJ Did she take her guitar, old songs that trn they had sung together came unbidden pe to her lips; that book, too, they had f,ra read. Oh, it was all misery, turn where w0 she would! he] Day after day passed?no letter from j0j Mr. Jones. The time had already pass- me ed that was fixed upon for his return, and Edith, nervous from close confine- ^ ment, and the weary inward struggle, ne, started like a frightened bird at every an( footfall. mj Ik came at last?the letter?sealed gat with black. " He had been accidentally op drowned. His hat was found; all search for the body had been unavailing." Edith was no hypocrite. She could ^ not mourn for him, save in the outward f^i garb of woe. 0f Ainslie was just starting for the con- ^ tinent, by order of a physician, when pe< the news reached him. A brief time a|8 he gave to decorum, and then they mc met. 0f It is needless to say what that meet- pej ing was. Days and months of wretched- ^ nes-s were forgotten, like some dreadful ^ dream. She was again his own Edith, aiil sorrowing, repentant and happy. 0f They were sitting together one even- pn ing?Edith's head was upon his shoul- g0] der, and her face radiant as a seraph's. nQl They were speaking of their future J home. cja ' Any spot on the wide earth but this, dear Ainslie. Take me away from ^ these painful associations." j0 " Say you so, pretty Edith ?" said a well known voioe. "I but tried that ^ faithful heart of yours to prove it. Pity j to turn such a pretty comedy into a nol tragedy ; but I happen to be manager an, here, young man! said Mr. Jones, ftn turning fiercely toward the bewildered Ainslie. e(j lilie revulsion was too dreadful. Edith cjlj survived but a week. Ainslie bocame on( hopelessly insane. wa Two lives were thus sacrificed to the ^ mi'ifiakftH of a moment. i Both had in that brief spaco opened fer up the source of grief for life. ani They would not hear and forbear when ye] it was yet time, by kindly concession, to repair the broach irritation bad made ^ and a brief word would havo amended. sw Bat passion had its way, and the wa grave only healed the wound caused by ^ the unguarded utterances. ^ ? die A Brare Soldier. 816 Out of, the many instances of indi-. mc vicinal bravery which mu6t have signal tin iaed the struggle for independence, few th< have been preserved; but one, that has f01 been, lights up the melancholy darkness tui of the scene with a peculiar brightness. aEl) It the battle of Bunker Hill, John Gal- 8p Render, a captain of artillery, had with- ba drawn from the battle, and had dis- eV( obeyed Putnam's orders to return. The ne; battle over, Putnam declared that if mfl Cullender was not cashiered or shot, he Ab would himself leave the service. A bil court-martial convicted him of coward- prj ice, and dismissed him " from all fur- mc ther service in the Continental army as jn an officer." Coward or not, he was be! brave enough to step down into the ^h( ranks of the oompany he had command- gu ed, The twenty-seventh of August th( found him on the heights overlooking gR F1 itbush. His captain and lieutenant had fallen, his companions were begin- ani ning to retreat. Springing in front of pje them he ordered them to return and mac Ab their pieoes. For a time his courage be nourished theirs; but at length he stood r0( alone, charging a field piece, while his rej comrades were swept away by a tremendons onset of the enemy. Courting frc death, he made no signal of surrender ar)( when the hostile bayonets were at his breast; but a brave officer interfered in j his behalf, and he was made a prisoner, bo Washington, hearing of his oonduct, an ordered the sentence against him to be ^ erased and his oommand to be restored to him; and when, a year later, he was ex- , changed, he gave him his hand before the army, in token of his great respect and wc admiration. He left the service at the m" end of the war with an enviable j0 reputation. ^ An Old Time ?irl. ^ We saw her on the street yesterday, th< says the St. Louis Journal. She wore a tei neatly fitting, plainly cnt and modestly ca: trimmed calico dress. Her modest face beamed with youth and beauty beneath the graoeful folds of a gauzy green veil, aud her rosy cheeks shone through it th like a pair of large cherries. She didn't afl | cairy ono-half of her dress in her hand an high up to gratify the vulgar gaze of th blackguards or to draw forth ludicrous an and ungentlemanly remarks of corner loafers. Nor was she pinned back so in tight she couldn't step, and her heels to didn't kick her tilter as high as the small at of her back. She didn't walk "like a he mule with a loose set of harness on and ac flies bad. No; she wasn't dressed in a sil style calcalated to attract the attention m of any but true gentlemen, and of these wl she commanded the utmost respect, and H ii was paid her by all who, in meeting,, th admired her. m ta What the Girl Did. oJ cc We recently mentioned the remarka- th ble fact that an Illinois girl had sheared thirteen sheep in two hours. The ^ ?<equel of the 6tory is related by the ^ Chicago Journal as foil ^ws : w "What do you think of the girl?" in- cj quired our representative of the farmer who owns the sheep that were operated o: upon. ta " Think 1" echoed the old fellow, as y( he pointed to a pen of fine wool sheep, aj " Jest you look at them sheep, will ye, stranger?not an ear or a tail left t'the whole crowd, an' then ask me what I o think of that 'ere gal, if yer can 1" ti The reporter viewed with wonder the ii mutilated flock of mutton and agreed n with the old farmer that sheeppens were ri not exactly the place for the exercise of n women's rights- P MODERN CRUEL WARFARE. 9 Horror* of the Egyptian Abyssinia A ! 'anpalgn?From 100,000 to 200,000 Ten Either Killed or Wonnded.l i ?rom a private letter from an offioer . the khedive's army in Egypt we take > following : The result of the fight- ? ; in Abyssinia between the Egyptian ), ops and KiDg John's army, the gov- 1 iment at first, it appears, feared to ow?certainly feared to publish the JJ ith, and not without good reason. rhaps it was a continuation of her ditional Oriental policy whioh has 7 rn a rut out of which she can't lift , J rself. but must sooner or later be __ ted. A part of the Egyptian forces ^ t King John's army and gave battle, 5 fighting continuing three days. At / ) end of this time King John had lost jv irly half his army in killed, wounded ! 1 missing; the killed, wounded and ?e ssing of Egyptians totaling about the ne as the killed and wounded of the . posing forces, which was variously es- ^ lated at trom 50,000 to 100,000 fight- a? \ men. More than this, the day after ?T ) last day's fight, King John's army ? I back one march and sent in a flag truoe asking for an armistice. He an d he had lost a great many of his Dple in battle, as he supposed we had 7 o; that he did not wish to see any re blood shed; that he was a friend the khedive, and wished to live in fV* ice with him. Ho thought terms of J ice could be agreed on if the armise should be granted. It was granted i fighting ceased. The greater jiart the troops have returned, and peace ictically has been restored, though. J? ne of the details in winding up may , t yet havo been concluded. oe is it was publicly known and pro- ^ imed to the Abyssinians that their ritory was not coveted by Egypt; that } war was made only against King hn and his followers, by the powers whom it had been inaugurated, it is Ta romprehensible why the general facts jv ;he results of the campaign?could t have been published, and confidence r 1 respect, if not credit, sustained. To 71( Amorican it is only necessary to say J?. it the American 6taff officers connect- ,fl with the expedition did their duty 68 iracteristically. Three were wounded, 8P e of whom was captured,though after- 811 rd released, after some suffering from 8P treatment. ?1C Fou may form some idea of his suf- 52 ing, the horrors of his dreams night J; I day, when I tell you that he was se- J" rely wounded in the leg, then capred, stripped to the skin, aims tied iiind his back until the pains from the elling became excruciating; made to Ik thus for days without meat or ink, in the unobscured sun of Abyslia, with the full conviction that if he fr 1 not keep up with the horsemen he uld be murdered. He was made to tte ep without cover (naked) in the fV?a ninlifo nra art ATklrl 'UUUUU3) lYUDiU UUU 1UQUIU 1UU XV it two woolen blankets in addition to Wi 3 ordinary night clothing are but com- en table. Then, several days after cap- 9? :e, to see in all directions prisoners rf1 i friends forced by the pricks of J* sars to flee for their lives, and then v* rbarously shot down, with the fear ? 3ry moment that his turn would come it; yes, in the midst of the frightful w< issacre, to be seized by three or four yssinians and huried to a neighboring ? I where the foul deed could be more vately accomplished?more in har>ny with the usages of the people; and ascending to be halted at a large rock ea kind which he thought to say adieu to ) earth, and on which two of his JJ1 ardsmen and executioners sharpened a ;ir semi-circular shaped sabers, whose na iting suggested thoughts of such hor- mi >le mangling by their scimeters, dull d awkwaardly wielded, as to find cu jasurable emotions at the sight of an ?J yssinian with a gun near by, whom ? begged to shoot him. Every large ik they came to was the same thing J10 Deated, until they got near the sum- Jia t, when a horseman, it is supposed >m King John, ordered their return, w! d our friend's escape from a barbarous f.1 ath- ? For two weeks he was guarded by ys, whom he was obliged to follow, ?c d who delighted in torturing him by reatening motions of mutilation and ath. . f1 Df the headquarters staff three were 10 Jed and eight wounded. Among the P3 innded are Col. Dye. Major Johnson, | *?. , D., and Major Wilson, M. D. Dr. ?? linson has recovered; the other two 11 in time. Let me assure you that if 8lr 3 expedition did not meet the expecions of those persons who thought 0 subjugation of Abyssinia was in- 01 ided, it was not the fault of Amerilis. ' te Take Counsel with Yourself. tt Young men cannot estimate too highly ^ e advice of parents and friends. It fords them the benefit of experience, d is given from sincere solicitude for f? eir welfare. It should be remembered, J* d weighed and acted upon. But, after all, every man has his own J dividual existence; he has his own life 9.' live, for which he olone is account ** >le. He should derive all the benefit ~ > can from the counsel of those older B id wiser than himself. Then he should ? b down and meditate bv himself, and A ake up his own mind a?to the course Y' bich he wishes to pursue in the world, ^ aving done this he should enter upon 8 ie execution of his plans with a deter- ^ ination to accomplish what he under- A kes without reference to the opinions l(. : others. No man is of any real ao>unt in the world unless he is some- " ling in and of himself. v No man possesses real strength if he mnot, after having heard all that others ive to say, resolve, and resolve firmly, hat to do, and carry his resolution into feet. d Take counsel of others; profit by their i' tperience and wisdom; but, above all, y ike counsel with yourself; make up i] our own mind what to do in this world, t! ad?do it! h i A Custer Monument.?The citizens li f Monroe, Mich., General Custer's na- d ve city, have taken steps toward erect- f lg a magnificent monument to the a lemory of tuat officer and his com- a ides. The New York Herald is also c ii3ing a subscription for the samo pur- c ose- $ COLLIE DOG TRIALS. Scene at Alexandra Park?The Sagacity of Sheep Doge?An Exhibition of Welsh Canines. The London Standard has the followj : It has occurred to the Kennel club, x>dy of gentlemen who are interested the improvement of dogs of all breeds, at the collie trials which had proved suooessful in Wales might be carried a little nearer the metropolis. &nd ey therefore organized a meeting in I 0 Alexandra park. The mode in < lich the trials are conducted is as folvs : A flock of Welsh wethers, one mdred in number, have been brought i ?to the park, and were penned near e grand stand on the racecourse, om this flock three animals were taken 1 J fr> fhn Ridfi of I iiu&tuu, mm wmujvu - ?? -e hill on which the palace stands and b at liberty. On the circular cricket 1 ound, some half mile to the west, a angular pen of hurdles, with an open5 in th^ base, formed a sort of station, out which are grouped the judges and icials of the show, and from which the epherd with the dog that was about to i tested took his departure. The man d dog walked together along the racenrse until the sheep wore sighted, ion he gave a sign or a word to his ar footed companion, and the intellint brute at once started off at a gallop d sought fir> t to drive the sheep down e hill toward his master. When he d succeeded in doing this, the man dked toward the pen, and the dog ove the sheep after him until they >re near enough to operate in getting e sheep inside. Twenty minutes was o maximum time allowed, the prizes ing won by those who succeeded in uning their sheep in the shortest time, lile those who failed to pen within the otted time were disqualified. It was it difficult to discover that dogs and eep were working under great disadntages, and animals which have no iul-t a well deserved reputation on eir own hills failed to distinguish c-mselves under totally novel oondims, though enough was demonstrated make it apparent that these collie als are likely to become a very interting annual performance. Though a ace of ground was marked off by ropes d stakes, which were respected by the ectators, the sheep felt under no restric>ns, and the poor collie, therefore, that d been used to the clear view of a elsh hillside, with no human being it his master within miles of him, had dodge his charges among visitors and und plantations, which frequently hid em altogether. The sheep were many them very wild and ran like deer, eir disinclination to proceed in the diction of the pen being increased from e main flock being in full view, and us stimulating the natural ovine tennoy to rejoin companions. In several ses, on the dog nearing the three eep, the nimble and independent jthers scattered and galloped in differt directions out of sight, when the llie, after an honest attempt to bring em together, seemed to conclude that was hopeless to complete the task in enty minntes, so he philosophically opped it altogether and trotted back his master. Some of the triads of )thers behaved in a manner more in cordanoe with the gregarious traditions their race, and when, in addition to nging together, they happened to irt in the right direction down hill, e first portion of the dog's work was sily and speedily done. The marvelis sagacity of this breed was seen when e sheep were near the pen and the dog id to overcome their natural disincli,tion to enter. Not only did the anir.1 iri tVlia nnaiHnn nVwr prprr nf(m ATlfl IU 111 UUiO ^yvuiWAvru VWVJ w * )rd of his master, but he would exerse what might almost be called his m reason and discretion in the mode carrying out his master's wishes in a 3hion that was astonishing. Success, twever, depended altogether on the beivior of the throe particular sheep, ae famous dog named Handy, which ra the champion prizes two years run ng in Wales, was very unfortunate in is respect. He succeeded in getting em to tho pen in splendid style, but >thing could induce the brutes to enr. They broke away a score of times, id, after a display of ability worthy of s high reputation, poor Handy failed accomplish the task within the twenty inutes. The most successful perrmance was that by a slut named Made, belonging to Mr. John Thomas, of Ella. Favored by tractable wethers, le succeeded in a little over four mines. A famous dog named Boy did the ork in seven and a half minutes. Anher called Laddie took nine minutes, id two others, Pentre and Tweed, reive minutes each. There were nineen entries for the all-aged stakes, and lese were tested. Mr. Lownds' Ladle perhaps showed the highest training, f the way in which he followed every otion of his shepherd's hand ; now rcling round, now creeping nearer to te dock, and then sitting on his ranches until the signal to move again as given. The man who worked the eg had not seen him for twelve months, ut the triumph in point of quickness as reserved for Mr. Jones' young dog, oy, who brought his charge to their en in seven minutes and a half. Mr. homas' Maddie also penned his sheep ery well. It is curious that all these ere Welsh dogs belonging to Welsh . < - It- L 1 razors, Dut men me great uumu w allies?Scotland?was not represented, lie English dogs nearly all managed to it their sheep wander in freedom "over le hills and far away," but Mr. J. Uendinny's Tool got his lot together ery well, and penned them cleverly. A Dyer. A wealthy resident falls ill and the octor is called in. He feels the avalid's pulse, examines his tongue and rritts a prescription. In the drawingQg-room, as he is going out, he meets he invalid's wife. "Doctor, how is ie?" "Madam, very ill indeed." 'Heavens! Of what disease?" "Scaratina!" " Scarlatina ? At his age ? How lo you know it I" " By his hands. The ever has broken out on them and they re all red!" "But, doctor, they always ,re !" " Always are ? How?" "Ob, it is lye." " Dye ? Then your husband is a Iyer ?" " At your service." " Why did rou not tell me so at first ?" RELICS OF THE PAST. A Grent .Hound In Pennaylvanla?Skele- fj tona of Ancient People. The Canonsburg (Pa.) ITcrald has the following: We made a visit to an *r interesting mound, containing the re- n mains of a large number of human P bodies. This mound is one of two sit- ^ uated on the farm of Wm. Boon, in Peters township, Washington county. The d mound visited is situated on the highest a ground in a field near the Boon resi- a' dence. It has been almost entirely 11 dug over, and its proportions destroyed. A short time since Mr. Boon, needing " Btone for some purpose on his farm, removed the earth at this elevation, and ? was surprised at the regularity of poeition presented by the stones, it evidently a appearing that they were placed there in some systematic order. Another pe- 0 culiarity also presented itself, and that was that there were many kinds of stone b deposited there, some of them originally " from distant localities. This led him to more closely investigate the mound, T when he found evidences of an extensive ? burial place. On careful observation, it u was manifest than one-half of the elevation had been at some remote time dis- n turbed. In that part of the remainder 9 which he inspected he found the remains of at least eleven or twelve human ^ bodies. These remains were very much a decayed, even the bpst preserved presonting but fragments of the bones, b The flat and spongy bones had almost d uniformly disappeared, and in most , cases the long bones broke at a touch, b showing that the bodies to which they * * ^ ' 1 iVtAVA A W oeiongea nau ueeu putcou iucio ? many years ago. In some instances tho j3 ribs, jaw bones, and teeth and the phalanges of hands and feet were passably n well preserved. 0 The bodies seemed to have been arranged according to a very peculiar sys- a tem. Mr. Boon informed us that he found in each instance the bodies radiating like the rays of a star from a central bowlder against which the head of each body was placed. Underneath 0 the.shoulders of each he found a flat, r shelvy kind of stone. The remaining 81 stones, used as a wall of separation or a 8 covering (this was hard to determine, * from the advanced stage of decay), were ! systematically placed or built, so that * they overlapped and made it difficult to 13 remove them unless the keystone could P be first found. v With Mr. Boon's assistance we bared 0 the earth from the stones in one place ? and saw something of their peculiar " disposition. In this case the body had ? been entirely amalgamated with the u surrounding earth. The peculiar nature 13 of the soil, and the shape of the body? a which could be traced?indicated the certainty of this assimilation. We se- v cured some of the best specimens of the 0 bones. There is every evidence that the persons whose bones have thus been dis- F covered died long since, possibly cen- J turies ago. The soil containing their re- 1 mains is elevated and dry, and the sur- J ronndings, one would think, favorable to their long preservation, and yet, as inti- 8 ir ated, in some instances only the slightest trace of their existence could v be obtained. Who were these people ? , Who placed their bodies here ? Were 4 they of a pro-historic race ? j : c The Torture* of a Turtle. i A big, green sea turtle splashed impa- ^ tiently in the narrow limits of a large * box in front of an eating house. One 8 eye rested reflectively on a sign which ^ announced that the turtle which to-day t is, to-morrow is cut up and cast into the 0 pot, while the other was closed as if in v meditation. The turtle sighed, and a reporter leaned over the box and gently inquired: " v " Why that sigh ? Is it that you are E thinking of the dark blue sea from f whence you have been ruthlessly torn ? Is it that you grieve for an absent turtle maiden, whose eyes had learned to light up with the fire of love at the souna of vour eentle jaws as they clashed in greet- < ing, or over whose cheek the soft rosy blush of affection came at the tender x pressure of your fins?" 8 "Ah !" replies the turtle, " you will $ never know the anguish that lends this ^ bosom. If thou wouldst list, I could j. tell thee a tale that would moke thy j heart bleed, of a family proud and dis- ^ tinguished, for noble blood courses in T their veins, but I will not. I would a only have you know that my very shell a creeps at the thought of the existence I ^ have led for twenty years?to think that ^ I, a well moaning turtle, should be f forced into the life of a ' bunko steer- f er.'" i "What mean you ?" said the re ( porter. t "Bend'lower, while I whisper," said ^ the turtle, in an excited voice; "tliey j never cook me. Kuo w that for twenty ? years I have done duty at this place, a j few days to be stared at by little boys ( and gloated over by gourmands, autici- ( pating a rare meal from my flesh, and j then to be put in the cellar for a few } days while the public eats soup made j from veal and liver. I cannot stand ( this life long. It is bringing mo in sor- j row to the grave." ( Here the turtle dashed a tear from his , eye with his left fin, silently swallowed ( a fly, and retired into his shell to mourn . alone. ( Modern and Ancient Navies. Modern naval architecture has largely 1 borrowed from the ancients. Only witnin about twenty years America and Europe adopted the ram both for offensive and defensive purposes in naval warfare, but the war vessels of the Greeks and Romans were built on the same principle. And the extent of the navies of old is something remarkable. The tonnage of the British navy, the largest of this day, is about 300,000 tons, but the Athenians, 355 years before the Christian era, being a republic with less than 2,000,000 of inhabitants, sustained a navy of 411 rams, with a tonnage of 103,577 tons, with 90,000 men, and the Romans, in a single naval battle with the Carthagenians, brought into action 364 rams, of 193,376 tons, manned by 120,(foO fighting men. The fleet of Xerxes, which the Athenians defeated at Salamis, consisted of 1,207 rams, of 280,627 tons, and manned by 840.0^0 men. Hints About Bathing. Strong men may bathe before breakist, but the beet average time is about iree hours aiter breakfast Walk at a moderate pace to the bathlg ground, so as to be neither too hot or too oold, and undress as speedily as ossible, putting on your bathing dress ithout delay. It is better to plunge at onoe into eep water; don't unless you can swim, owever, but rather after bending down ud laving the face and both arms, drop ight underneath the first wavelet. Wear a bathing cap, especially if a uly. If you can swim, swim and nothing lse; if you cannot, you can at least amble about and keep moving, and lso rub your limbs with the hands. Come out before you have actually eased to enjoy yourself. It is better to have in your bathing ouse your own towel, one at least, and 3t it be moderately rough. Remove your bathing dress. Rub our face, shoulders, limbs and body, sing moderate friction, and finish dry ig with a smoother toweL When quite dry, dress, and it ought ot to be at all necessary to dress uickly. If faintness or sickness comes on, rhich must be looked upon as quite an ecident, lie down for a few minutes. After dressing, a brisk walk should e taken; and now a lunch biscuit will o you service. Remember that the glow after the ath is the grand event to be looked for. If instead of this glow a decided oliill ?kes place, and if not removed by a ri?jlr umllr. a small dron of brandy, iken along with a biscuit, becomes a ecessity, or for ladies a glass of some ordial. Don't forget flannel underclothing if b all delicate. A True Hero. The city of Marseilles, in France, was nee afflicted with the plague. So terible was it that it caused parents to for&ke their children, and children to foret their obligations to their own paents. The city became as a desert, and iinerals were constantly passing through lie streets. Everybody was sad, for noody could stop the ravages of the lague. The physicians could do noth3g, and as they met one day to talk ver the matter, and see if something ould not be done to prevent the great estruction of life, it was decided that otliing could be effected without openag a corpse in order to find out the lysterious character of the disease. All greed upon the plan, but who should >e the victim, it being certain that he dio should make the examination would ertainly die soon after. There was a dead pause 1 Suddenly, one of the most celebrated ihysicians, a man in the prime of life, ose from his seat and said: " Be it so; devote myself to the safety of my ountry. Before this numerous assem>ly, I swear, in the name of humanity nd religion, that to-morrow at the >reak of day I will dissect a corpse, and n-ite down what I observe." He immediately left the room, and, as te was rich, he made out a will, and pent the night in religious exercises. 5 arii] g the day a man died in his house if the plague, and at daybreak on the ollowing morning, the physician, whose tame was Guyan, entered the room, and riticaliy made the neoessary examinaions, writing down all his surgical obervations. He then left the room, threw he papers into a vase of vinegar, that hey might not convey the disease to anither, and retired to a convenient place, rhere he died in twelve hours. Thus died a true hero! While we all admire the bravery rhioh appears on the battlefield, let us tot forget that there is an opportunity or the heroic in other placos as well. How to Breakfast. Let a healthy man "break" his ' fast" with a substantial meal, and not ireak his breakfast with irritating little rips or slops beforehand. After the to roach has at its leisure emptied itself luring sleep of its contents, and sent hem to repair the worn tissues and exLausted nerve force, and the blood has >een purified by washing and dressing ' * 2+m 4k/\ Aj m ntli tne winaow open, meu is uo uud vhen the most perfeot of all nutritive jtides, farniaceous food, oan be con* nmed in larger quantities with advanage. Batter also, and fat and sugar, roublesome customers to weak digeeions, ore then easily coped with, and ontribute their invaluable aid to perorming the duties of the day. For example, many persons can drink milk o a fair and useful amount at breakfast, vith whom it disagrees at all other lours. And the widely advertised "breakfast bacon "by its name warns ;he consumer against indulgence later )n in the day. Cafe au lait and sweet sreamy tea are to many men poisonous in the afternoon, though in the prime of morning they are a wholesome beverage for the same individuals, Let the vigor, s;ood humor and refreshment then felt by a healthy man be utilized without delay in eating a hearty meal immediately after he is dressed and not frittered away in the frivolities of other occupations. Let not reading, writing or business?muscular, political or economical?exhaust the nervous system. The newspapers and letters Aould not be opened, preferably not delivered, till the appetite is thoroughly appeased. A Fighting Trick. They call it the " fighting trick " in Detroit. A benevolent looking man enters a drinking saloon, followed soon after by a wiry little fellow who invites No. 1 to take a drink and a cigar. The liquor is swallowed, the cigars are lighted, when suddenly No. 2 exclaims : " For thirty loug years I have followed your trail day and night 1 You broke up my happy family, villain that you are, but now come out here and fight me like a man!" " I will fight you tc the death!" is the determined reply, and both rush into the back yard. The agitated barkeeper runs to the front door, whistles tor a policeman, and hur ries to the back door just in timo to ae? a coat tAil disappearing over the fenoe Then he begins to realise the skuftttosi Little Joe. He tired tostand in front of the postoffioe and yell: " 'Ere's your papers!" a few weeks ago?a ragged, sad eyed, light haired boy, frail and hungry look ing. No one noticed him; no one oared for him; even his fellow newsboys, with whom he seldom associated, knew him only as " Dominie." Yet he was at his ppst from early dawn till late at night, always civil and obliging, never boisterous, ever attentive to business. Of late little Joe has been missing. They missed him first at the news offices, where he was a general favorite. He had been weary looking and haggard for days, and when he came in for his morning papers he would take a drink of water and lie down on a bench for half an hour. One morning Joe woke np on the steps of a house and found that he oould not move. His head ached, bis eyes were dim and his hands and feet were swollen. His tongue, which seemed to be burning, was dry and cracked; and ho was frightened when he saw the door open and heard the hired girl call to her mistress: " Missus, missus, here's a sick boy on the dqprsteps." And little Joe again tried to get to his feet, but failed. The mistress came out and saw the little fellow. She bent over him and asked: " Little boy, what is your name!" " Little Joe," he murmured. " Can't you get up ?" kindly asked the lady. The little fellow made a fruitless attempt, but it weakened him so that he fell back again on his stone bed and begun to cry. "Poor boy!" said the lady, as she called the hired girl. And both of them lifted the nearly unconscious form of little Joe and carried him to a bed in a quiet room in the rear of the house. Next morning Joe was no better, and his nurse waited cn him tenderly. He .w.nl/3 nnln 1/vlV (Wlf/itTldft ftt her the \ uvuiu vmjr poor little street vraif know no words of thanks, accustomed as he had been to the rougher side of life in the busy metropolis. Joe wanted to look out of the window. They propped him up with pillows, and he felt happy. He longed to be woll again. Then he grew delirious, and would cry in a strangely altered tone: "Mister, here's your papers!" Next day little Joe was no more. The kind lady, who had learned to love him while she ministered to his wants, wopt a few tears over the inanimate form of the motherless waif. But who misses him from among the throng of busybodies who como and go at the postoffice f The newsdealers say: " Guess Dominie Joe's gone up the river somewhere;" but none of them think that the poor little fellow has been taken away from this world of sorrow to the only Father he ever knew. A California Play. Bret Harte's drama has been acted and met with success. A correspondent says the personnel^ the play is as follows: One First Class "Masher," to act as a well circumstanoed barkeeper, or as a gambler or a first-chop swindler. One Young Reprobate, afflicted with delirium tremens, a soft heart, a husky voice and a maudlin regard for his mother's sex. One Old Fraud, morally muddled between early iniquity and eleventh-hour repentance. Another Old Fraud, embodying the extinct abolitionist idea of Southern chivalry, a strictly comic person, using the ante-bellum plantation dialect; a lawyer by profession not by practice, a colonel by courtesy, a braggart, a theoretical imbiber of gore and apronounoed tippler of juleps. One Mexican Don, descended from the old Castile breed, living in rich rej tirement on his "soap." One Small Heathen, a sample of broken China. One Yaquero, for emergencies. One high stepping, recreant Mexican Donna,Jaundioed and jealous. One Yankee Schoolmarm, suitable [for a cold missionary's wife. One Absurd Female, dubious as to the orthodox number of husbands, but sound hearted and stylish. One conventional, consequential, attractive, flirting, guitar twanging Attendant upon the donna above specified. The story of the play is as follows: Old Morton, who was a disgraceful - father onoe upon a time, ana who uj a combination of bad examplo and brutality drove his son Alexander to the bad via the California mining camps, has, to use the dialect of the play, "tumbled to himself" and reformed to such an extent that, in oompany with Colonel Star bottle, his legal leech and adviser, he has crossed the continent in search of his long lost son, to restore him to his rightfol position and inheritance. John Oakhnrst, who is about as . bad aa the devil can make them, even in California, is mistaken by the old man for the prodigal for whom be has advertised, and Oakhnrst, in order to advance a love match with Jovita, concludes to second the old party's delusion by filling the position of profit and emolument so suddenly opened np before him. The last act is a sequel to the first, the intermediate acts having little if anything to do with the play itself. Sandy Morton, who has been in liquor pretty steadily ever since the pi ;y began, now straightens np and becomes aware of the presence of his father and of the cheat which his former "partner," John Oakhurst, had put upon himself and the old man. But the tragedy anticipated by Colonel Star bo* tie when the deception is 1 disclosed does not take place. Nobody 1 hurts anybody. A general make up 1 follows. Marriages are opportunely arranged, with tableaus, benediction, music and descending curtain. i ; A very daring Kentucky girl lately ) rode her horse close up to the edge of a , yawning chasm and prondly defied any i gentleman of the party to follow her ; example. Not a soul stirred except one - youth, who boldly backed his horse > into the same position, and, standing on f his head in the saddle, dared her to do i i the aame? She concluded sot tot