Stj VOL. IV. NO. 25 The Shepherd Boy's Lore. Twm my name she utter'd ! Twas mine? ob, what joy! ? She knew, then, I loved ber?oh, blissful delight ! Her love would ennoble the poor shepherd boyBright day woold succeed to despairing dark night! Whilst watching my docks as I sat by the stream. So fair and so levely one morning she osme? A vision of beauty ! 1 foar'd 'twas a dream ; And as she came nearer, she utter'd my name. I sprang up to meet her, to tell her my love, Again she oalled " Carlo "?bow tender her tone! The joy I then felt was removed far above My hopes when I languish'd unloved and alone. How odd was her smile when I oried : " I am thine P And in answer she called me a " bumpkin' and '* noodle I look'd back behind me, I beard a low whine, And found that my lady was calliDg her poodle! MARVELOUS JUtitiLISti. The Incredible Feats 01 Heme Oriental Mmrtclane? Everybody Arttolshrd. On? of the jugglers then brought forth, says a Madras correspondent of the London Times, a ball of fine twine, and xinwound fifty yards of it in a ooil in his hand; this coil he cut through with a knife at each end of its diameter; then, doubling the several lengths, he cut them through again, and repeated the operation until the twine had been divided into pieces not exoeeding fonr inches in length. Taking np these disjecta, ho put them in the lad's mouth and bade him swallow them, which, after some effort, he, to all appearance, did. Th' u, asking one of the company for a sharp penknife, the man, obviously, made an incision in the skin of the lad's stomach. From this he picked out, with the point of the knife, the end of the thread ; this thread he pulled forth, at first gently, then faster, then hand over hand, uutil he had coiled down on the ground a continuous length of about one hundred yards of wet sewing thread. This, if a deception, was a marvelous one; for the operation had all the appearance and token of reality, since the skin of the stomach was slightly raised round the orifioo through which the thread was evidently drawn. Our friends were fairly puzzled, and, to add to their perplexity, the operator cut off the thread close to the skin and placed a piece of sticking plaster over it, leaving it to bo inferred that the supply of thread was unlimited, and could be drawn npon " to order." " Master, give me a pieoe of money," said he who appeared to be the principal juggler, suddenly speaking in English to Mr. Hawthorne. "Why?" asked the latter, taking a rupee from his pocket and handing it to the man. " Good rupee!" said the man, jerking the ooin into the air with a sharp fil p of his thumb nail, aud drawing the true ring from the metal. " Good rupee ! Master sure can hold him tight in bis hand, so ho cannot run away?" " To be sure I can," replied the young gentleman. "Master try, th n," said the juggler, taking Mr. Hawthorne's left hand and placing tie rupee on the palm of it. He then requested him to plaoe the palm of his right hand over the coin, to close 1 IV t 1_ 1!_1 Il_ 3 ? i i .1 il _ do en nanus ugnuy, ana not lei me moDey by any means escape. Thoroughly determined on that poiut, our young friend pressed his hands together till he was red in the face. 44 Master quite sure got money in his hand ?" asked the juggler. 44 Quite," was the reply. 44 Oa) feel him, master ?" 44 Yes." The juggler took the gentleman's two hands between his own, and muttered some cabalistic words; then blowing upon them, and giving them a heavy shake, he asked, with a grin: 44 Can feel him now, master ?" Starting from his chair with a bound, the young Englishman, with an affrightened look, unclasped his hands, and there fell on the floor beneath not the rupee, but a lively, wriggling little brown snake, about fifteen inches long, which made immediately for the legs of Capk McTurk. Now this gentleman, who under ordinary circumstances was as brave as a lion, by no means relished, or was prepared for, an enoounter with the approaching reptile, so hastily tossing both legs high up in the air the worthy . v captain lost his balance, and, together with his chair, came heavily to the ground, though, fortunately, with no serious consequences beyond a broken back?of the chair, we mean. The worthy skipper soon picked him 1* J 1L.1 L.J Btrn up, uuu tttreiug iLiui iuu ouculo lutu been captured by the lad round whose arm it was now entwined, joined in the, general laugh, and seated himself in another chair that was placed for him. Master, take this rupee again," said the juggler, offering the ooin to Mr. Hawthorne with, it must be confessed, a regretful look. "By Jupiter I no," said the gentleman ; "you have fairly earned it." An emptv flower pot was now placed upon the floor by the juggler, who requested that his oomrade might be allowed to bring up some garden mold from the little plot of ground below. Permission beiDg accorded the man went, and in two minutes returned with a small quantity of fresh earth tied up in a corner of his chudder, which was deposited in the flower pot and lightly pressed down. Taking from the basket a dry mango stone, and handing it around to the con pany that they might examine it and satisfy themselves that it was really what it seemed to be, the juggler scooped out a little earth from the center of the flower pot and placed the stone in the cavity. He then turned the earth lightly over it, and, having poured a little water over the surface. shin the flower pot out of *riew by *lNDA - I . means of a sheet thrown over a small triangle. And now, amid a full chorus of voioes and the ratta -tat aocompaniment of the taber, the stone germinated; presently a section of the cloth was drawn aside, and gave to view the tender shoot, characterized by the two long leaves of a blackish brown color. The cloth was readjusted, and the incantation resumed. Not long was it, however, before the i cloth was a second time drawn aside, and it was then seen that the two first leaves had given place to several green ones, and that the plant now stood nine or ten inches high. A third time, and the foliage was much thicker, the sapling being about thirteen to fourteen inches in height. A fourth time, and the little miniature tree, now about eighteen inches in height, had ten or twelve mangoes about the size of walnuts hanging about its branches. Finally, after the lapse of three or four minutes, the cloth was altogether removed and the fruit, having attained the perfect on of size, though not maturity, was plucked, and handed to the spectators, and, on being tasted, was found to be approaching ripeness, being " sweetly acid." This concluded the entertainment, and the jugglers, having been rewarded, made their obeisance and retired well pi ased. The Ladies' Darling. A writer says of "ladies' darlings": The creature is delighted if he can persuade himself that he has reason to think that a score or so of girls are over bead and ears in love with him, and there is ground for believing that he would'become exhilarated to the last decree if he were informed that some foolish damsel had pined away and died of a broken heart on his account. The fact that so long as his vanity is ministered to he is indifferent as to what unhappiness devolves upon others affords a not altogether agreeable but thoroughly reliable index to his character. If he had any conscience deserving of mention he would not systematically make love?directly or indirectly?with whom he is thrown in contact, but being, as he is, utterly reckless of the feelings of his neighbors, he does his best to enslave the faucy of nine tenths of the attractive ones whom he meets under circumstances favorable to flirtation. It would be injudicious to deny that he achieves success. It would .be unwise to declare that he does not obtain miny triumphs; for some girls are so silly and have such susceptible hearts that they would become fascinated with a mop stick provided that itwas skillfully set up and dressed in male habiliments.. and called a man, and others, who are a trifle wiser than to be guilty of such stupidity, are still foo'ish enough to believe nine-tenths of what every shallow pated noodle tells them. But though this is so, there is cause to hope that the career of the would-be ladies' darling is not one of uninterrupted success, and that he is not the object of so much admiration as he generally imagines. Occasionally he receives a prompt and decided check from ladies who have no wish to be made fools of, or to suffer in reputation, however slightly, in order that he may be glorified; while not a few females play up to him before his face and pour unmeasured contempt upon him behind his back. Nor is it surprising that they should do so, for he gives them every reason to think that he is a shallow and egotistical fool. His conversation consists of a series of dreary insanities, ridiculous compliments, which are as insincere as they are i -i 1_ .1_ in Dad taste, ana meianaaoiy joaes wrnuu consist for the mt>st part of ill natnred speeches at the expense of some unfortunate victim or other. He seldom assumes that his lady friends have brains enough to understand anything except the most superficial matters, and when he does venture to touch on thq last new book, new play, new parsou or new sensation, he merely repeats the cant jargon which is current in the set in which he moves, and which frequently condemns what is good and praises what is bad. Beside his manner is affected, he wears on his face a continual grin, and he is dressed up in such a fashion and has such a slinking way about him that he appears altogether as much unlike a genuine man as he could well do. For the rest, he lowers the moral tone of those with whom he associates, and scoffs at everything in which people of correct feeling take an interest. He Meant Well. The Boston Transcript tells of an old gentleman that comes down town on foot every morning, who appears to he a great friend to dumb animals. Whenever he sees a dog scratching at a store door to be let in he promptly opens it for the animal. The other morning he made a mistake in the dog business. He let one in, and soon the same canine came rushing between his legs, nearly throwing him down, and covering the lower part of his pantaloons with paint. A man with overalls on was chasing the dog, trying to get a line shot at him with a paint brush he had in his hand. The old gentleman expostulated with the irate painter, for such he proved to be, saying: "My good man, why do you wish to hurt that dog ? ' " Because he has tipped over my paint and made an infernal mess of everything. Some blasted old idiot let him ?hwtama ft 11 lliw I LIB Store WUCU vr u >t cic au ujiug w keep him out while I was doing some painting; he jumped through the door, stuck his forelegs into the paint pot, and tipped it over. Brown paint on a marble floor looks well, don't it ? I wish people would mind their own business I" No llse for Stimulants, Experience has taught men who are subject to severe aud prolonged exposure to cold that there is danger in taking alcoholio stimulants while the exposure continues. The lumberers in Canada, who are engaged in felling timber in the pine forests, living there all winter, sleeping in holes dug in the snow, and lying on spruce branches covered with buffalo robes, allow no spirits in their camp, and destroy any that may be found there. The experience of arctic travelers on this subject is nearly unanimous, and to the same effect. POR RD A BEAUFORT, S A Surgeon's Courtship. s In the long list of eminent surgical and medical practitioners, not one is entitled to a higher stand than John Abernethy. He was a quaint, blunt man, earnestly devoted to his profession, and with but little thought of things which had no relation thereto. His eccentricities of character have afforded humorists much material for pleasant gossip, and among his eccentrio doings, his courtship is certainly not the least, and, unlike much that is printed of the celebrated man, this may be relied upon as true.One Sabbath, when Abernethy was very near, if not quite up to the middle age, he found time to go to church, and was shown into a pew, where were two ladies?one of them young, and the other elderly. He had no prayer book, and the young lady handed him one. At the close of the services they walked out from the pew together, and found, at the porch, that it was raining heavily. Abernethy offered to take thorn home in his carriage, which was waiting for him. On the way he fell into conversation with the younger of his companions, whom he found to be remarkably intelligent and ladylike. He learned that they were mother and daughter, the husband and father having been an officer in the army, and killed in the Indian war with Tippoo Sultan; and he furthermore discovered that they were in straitened circumstances. Abernethy set them down at their humble dwelling, and waited upon them into the narrow hall, where he handed his card to the daughter, saying, as he did so : "Young lady, I am Mr. Abernethy, the surgeon. I have nover married, because I never have had timo to spare for that sort of oourting which girls of the present age seem to expect. I should like you to be my wife. If you will have the goodness to write me a note on Tuesday, saying whether you will have me or not, I will, if your decision be favorable, call on the following daj and take you to church." And with that he left. The note came on Tuesday. On Wednesday he took a very pretty and happy woman to church, and was married to her, and thence they were driven to the stately mansion of which she had become Ah * U AM AUA/l iLie uuuuicu imoucoo. "My dear," said her husband, after he had introduced her to the friends assembled to receive them, "you must excuse me until thre9 o'clock, as I have to give my lecture at St. Bartholomew's hospital, which I cannot omit on any account." They were a happy couple?happy and true. When Abernetky died in 1831, he left the whole of his wealth to his widow, who survived him a score of years, honored and beloved for her solid goodness, and her deeds of charity and Christian benevolence. A Great Toothache. At Exeter Change, in the great city of London, tLere was, many years ago, a menagerie in the second story of a building. Here the elephant, Chunee by name?a very quiet, well trained beast?was confined in a cage, under which the floor had been strengthened to support his weight. Chunee never came out, but seemed very happy for all that. Suddenly he became raving mad, and screamed and trumpeted, and endeavored vigorously to tear away the iron bars of his cage. Now, if he had succeeded in getting out upon the floor, Mr. Chunee would have immediately dropped through into an apothecary shop below. If he had fallen into the scales his exact weight might have been ascertained, after a fashion; but, in other respects, a mad elephant in a drug store would have been far worse than a bull in. a china i shop. If he had been sane, he might have had a nice time, eating the liquor-1 ice and cough lozenges and sugar coated pills and candy; but as he wasn't sane, | the accident was not to be desired. Well, Chunee grew more and more ' wild and dangerous, until, at last, the " Beef-eaters, who are- the keepers of the Tower of London, were called upon to destroy the poor beast. They discharged many balls from their old fashioned muskets into his bodj, but loss of blood seemed to increase his fury, and not lessen his strength. There were no rifle teams in those days, to reach his brain with a single shot, so a piece of artillery was actually brought up, and poor Chunce, obeying his keeper's voice even in his rage, kneeled down, and was shot to death with a cannon ball. Then the surgeons discovered that the elephant had been suffering from the greatest toothache ever known. His tusk, preserved in the warehouse pf the East India Company, shows this. Now just think of what an awful thing six feet of toothache must have been, and pity poor Chunee!?St. Nicholas for May. . Dr. Smith's Patient. A paper on " Bowdoin College" in Scribner for May contains the following anecdote of Dr. Nathan Smith: Dr. ' Smith's name is especially eminent in the profession, and gave to the school at the outset a prominence which it has never lost An incident shows of what stuff Dr. Smith was made. When he begun his career as a medical professor (at Dartmouth), certain individuals planned a practical joke which it was expected would entirely demoralize the young instructor. A messenger summoned him to set a broken limb, but on reaching the house the doctor found that the patient was a goose, whose leg had been broken by some sharp shootrtniminn Tho " frifiTlflfl" nf f.llA "nit iug ywu*w?. ? ? X"" tient" looked to see the doctor beat a hasty retreat; but he gravely examined the fracture, opened his case, set and bound the limb, promised to call the next day, and bade them good evening. The doctor duly appeared in the morning and for several succeeding days, till he pronounced the "patient" in a fair way of recovery. At his last visit Dr. Smith produced a bill of considerable dimensions, and the "family" found that their little joke had cost them dearly. The level-headed professor escaped further intrusions. If men would set good examples, they might hatch better habits. r ro lND ' . C., THURSDAY, An Esquimau Story* There was once a woman who had a son and a daughter. As the son grew up he became a hunter, and one day he killed a thong seal, from the skin of which he proposed to cut some thongs. But the mother wanted the skin for some other purpose, and she and the boy quarreled about it. Then she went and pronounced a charm on the sealskin, and when he went to cut it up the end of a theng flew up, struck his eyes and made him blind. The winter came on, they were destitute of seal meat, and had to live entirely on mussels, for the blind hunter could go hunting no more. But one day a bear appeared at the window and begun to eat away at the window pane, which was made of skin. The mother and daughter fled to the other side of the house, but the stripling asked for his bow. His sister gave it to him; he bent it, asked her to take aim for him, and then he shot and killed the animal. The mother said: *' Thou hast missed." But the sister whispered: " Thou hast killed the bear." They had now plenty of meat, but the mother refused to give the boy any, pretending that as he had not killed the bear there was none, and only gave him mussels. But the sister gave him his share of the bear meat in secret. Finally in the spring a flock of wild geese restored the boy's sight and he resumed his hunting occupations. He, with his sister, used to go out on the edge of the ioe, where the seals and white whales (a kind of dolphin) were seen, and he would kill them with his harpoon. He had no hunting bladder, but he used to tie the harpoon line round his sister's waist instead, and when the animal was struck they would drag it up on the ice by means of the line. One day he asked his sister: " Dost thou like our mother ?" She made no answer, but upon his repeating the question she replied: "lam fonder of thee than of her." "Then to-morrow," he replied, "she shall serve us for a bladder." The next day he accordingly proposes to his mother that she should help him in the hunt, and to this she consents without the slightest suspicion. He ties the line round her waist as he had done to his sister, but she now begins to grow frightened at " the look that is in his eyes," and when she sees him preparing t j throw the harpoon she cries: "My son, choose a small whale, choose a small one." Just then a large white whale rises tc the surface of the water at the edge oi the ice near his feet. He throws his harpoon into the animal and then lets gc the line. The whale instantly begins to drag his mother toward the edge of the ice, she struggling with all her might to get free and crying out for a knife to cut the line. But her son only reproaches her foi her cruelty in having made him blind, and says : " This is my revenge.' Then she cries out : " Oh, my ullo !" my ullo ! it was I that suckled thee, it was I that suckled thee !" And this she continues crying until the whale drags her into the water. She floats for a f6w moments on the surface, still crying ; " Oh, my son! it wls I that suckled thee, it was I that suckled thoe !" then disappears forever. The bi other and sister gaze a few minutes at the spot where she went down, and t^en, terror stricken, turn and flee. But the cry of their mother continues ringing in their ears, and follows them wherever they go. They Anally fly from the village to the inteiior of the country, far away from anj human kind, with this voice still pursuing them, still ringing in their ears ; " It was I that suckled thee, it was 1 that suckled thee I" like the refrain oi " Macbeth shall sleep no more," in Shakespeare's sublime tragedy. They disappear, and nobody who knew them ever sees or hears 01 them again. Bat they are not dead. Their death would not carry out the Eskimo idea, and the poet has added one more act to the tragedy in which there is a grandeur of conception not unworthy of Shakespeare himself. The event recorded in this act takes place a long time afterward; nobodj knows how long. It may be a hundred Ears, for all, even the children who ew the matricides, have grown old and died. The tradition of the crime is almost forgotten. The scene is laid in the interior of the house of the angakokt or priest ma gician. It is night?a winter night in the Arctic, with an Arctic moon throwing its glamour over the plains and mountains of ice and snow. Inside the house the priest magician is peforming a conjuration, and the people are gathered around, silent and trembling, listening to his muttered incantations. Suddenly they hear a cry outside, and the angakok says : " Something evil ie approaching." They go to the door and look out. There they behold a gigantic hunter a little distance away, standing in the moonlight. His hair is white as the snow on which he stands, and it hangs down over his shoulders in long, silvery locks. But his face is black as night. They watch him for a moment, and he ?azes at them with burning, fiery eyes. Then the angakok comes forward and asks the stranger who he is and what he wants. The other replies : T\/N TTAri r>nf lmATEf TYtn 2" JLJ\J JUU UW JVUVfT mv ^ They answer in the negative. Then he asks: " Do you remember the son who used his mother for a hunting bladder?" A very old woman then remembers hearing her mother talk about the crime when she was a very little child. The hunter replies: "I am that man, and I still live." Then he tells them something of the life he and his sister have lived since that time ; says they are still suffering all the tortures of remorse as on the daj of their flight; that he has been driver by some mysterious power to come and denounce himself to the people, that the orime may not be forgotten, and? fearful retribution?during all this life Coma MAY 25, 1876. of three generations, day and night, the voice of their murdered mother has been always ringing in their ears : ' Oh, my son ! it was I that suckled thee, it was I that suckled thee !" men ne aisappeare, ana is never heard of more. Spring Fashion Notes. - 9 Deep, wide, round frills, of the new lace braids, turned down around the neck, are worn by both little girls and boys. The fashionable sun umbrella handle is the.lower part of a horse's leg, in bone, the shoe being of ivory, with silver nails. The new polonaises have four pieces in the front and four in the back; the seams meet on the shoulders, and are also corded. 1 Many of the corsages button up high in the neck, finished by a high collar, around which is worn a dog collar; no bows or ties are worn in that case. 1 Marseilles double capes for babies 1 are elegant, when braided, with stripes of insertion set in the edges, both capes being finished with deep Hamburg em1 broidery. The flowers used on the spring hats 1 are generally very small and fine. Large flowers are almost entirely abandoned. 1 Grasses gone to seed are freely used. Cream colored cambric cuffs and oollars with the corners worked in Greek squares of blue, scarlet, brown, gray or black washing wool, is a novelty in lingerie. A pretty tie is made of white crepe ' de chene, the ends embroidered in white 1 silk and a fine knife-plaiting on the edge, of cardinal colored crepe de chene. | 1 A pretty evening jacket for half-house dress is made of white Valenciennes laee and black velvet in stripes, having 1 a heavy fall of the white lace around the bottom. i I Monw ftf kV?*? liofa tkiaf. fvimo nmr f.Vifl face have no trimming ezoept a silk scarf, three cornered, brought over the crown, and tied in two short ends in the back. 1 * Long white illusion ends will be worn with hats for evening. They come from 1 under the hat in the back, arc wound round the neck aud fasten in front with 1 a small bunch of flowers. 1 A suit for a boy is made of light gray ' summer cloth. The skirt is kilt plaited, r bound with black braid. The vest and 1 jacket are profusely braided in black, ' and bound with black braid. Cambric and print dresses for girls' school wear have blouse waists, buttoned behind; this waist is separate irom | the skirt, extends over the hips, and in stead of a belt has a drawing sfring con' fining it to the waist. 1 A pretty coat for a boy five years of age is made of gray cloth, being cut 1 double-breasted, with two rows of but1 tons. The back has three box plaits, 1 running from the neck down. The col1 lar is the " Byron " style. A very pretty hat has the front faced ' with black velvet, which sets off a wreath of wheat. The crown of the hat has also a wreath of wheat, finished in the back with a double bow of cream colored silk, and a bunch of small red 1 flowers. 1 Centennial germane are fashionable, the favors being made in red, white and : blue. Throughout the evening the old I style Continental hats are worn, with 1 1776 on one side and 1876 on the other. These are worn by both ladies and gen' tlemen. 1 An elegant fujl dress underskirt is ! made of nainsook. The skirt has three flounces, each having first an edging of 1 deep Valenciennes lace around the boti torn, and about an inch above this a Valenciennes insertion. Each ruffle is > sewed on separately with a band. Centennial kerohiefs of lace are in' tended to take the place of the long : scarfs now worn in the street outside of ; wraps and close about the neck. It is a ' three-cornered point of white muslin, 1 with the folded ends trimmed with Valenciennes lace, and fastened by a long > and slender brooch. A pretty Scotch snit for a little boy has a kilt-plaited skirt of Sootch plaid; the v6st and jacket are of black velvet. A 1 long scarf of the plaid is fastened on the I right shoulder, brought down and tied 1 under the. left arm. A black velvet ; Scotch cap, with a border of plaid, comes with this suit. Parasites and their Work. i There is no organ which is sheltered i from the invasion of parasites; even in . man, cysticerci have been found in the interior of the lobes of the brain, in the i eyeball, in the heart, and in the sub. stance of the bonee, as well as in the i spinal marrow. Every kind of worm , has also its favorite place; and if it has [ not the chance of gettiDg there, in order i to undergo its changes, it will perish > rather than immigrate to a situation i which is not suitable to it. One kind of worm inhabits the digestive passages; another occupies the fossa of the nose; [ a third, the liver or the kidneys. Each i animal has its proper parasites, which can only live in animals having affinity to their peculiar host. The ascaris i mystax, the guest of the domestic cat, , lives iir different species of felis> while , the fox, so nearly resembling in appear, atiftfl the wolf and the doer. never enter > tains the taenia serrata, so common to the latter animal. The same host does not always harbor the same worms in i different regions of th* globs. Thos the large tapeworm of man called botkrio[ cephcdus, is found only in Russia, Po, land, and Switzerland; a small tapeworm, the tenia nanat is observed nowhere except in Abyssinia, and, strange to say, the natives consider their absence from the body a sign of ill health; the rnchylostoma is known only [ in the south of Europe and the n^rth of Africa, the filaria of Medina in the i east and west of Africa; and the Bitj harzia, a terrible worm, has been found only in Egypt. At the Waterloo railway station, Lon> don, a rat, three parts grown, has been > found with a bone ring round her neck. ; The bone is an ordinary section of a r pig's leg, such as is found in rashers, l rnd has cut deeply into the rat's neck. I In hunting for food when younn, she i probably thrust her head through the hole of the bone, and oould not get rid ? of it again, $2.00 per Ai CENTENNIAL TBA8H. How the Dealre to htre Something Very Old ninkea Liars ol People?The World Is Fall of Deceit. One of the peculiar outcomes of the centennial period has been the passion it has awakened for all sorts of old trash. First of all everybody wanted to get copies of old newspapers antedating the Declaration of Independence so they contained a scrap of reference to the straggle brewing or opened in America. Then the passion arose for autographs of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry, John Hancock, or any one prominent or otherwise in the Revolution. Then came the mania for old chairs that Washington sat upon. There are at least ten thousand of these in existence, so that up to a few weeks, back there was no difficulty in meeting the pptriotio demand. Then came the omnivorous craving for anything a century old that was in any way attached to the Father of his Country?old pots, old crocks, old hats, old boots. Anything that was musty enough to look a century old was fastened on by the patriots as relics of Washington. All this patriotic fervor has led to lamentable results. People who have always had the reputation of being truthful and honorable citizens have fallen into habits of lying shameful to contemplate. Suoh a one finds in the attic an old dust covered cocked hat that had been used years ago in amateur theatricals. He says to himself: "Washington may have worn.such a hat." Then he tells his friends that Washington actually did wear it The bat is put under a glass case, and Brown I ? ?.1 TJ D^vUina/vn KA/WNWO fVlO I ttUU l?UUOB, nuu UVI/IUIIUJI UVWIUU ,w>u dupes of Smith; but Smith reproaches himself inwardly that he is a liar in this centenary of American independence. The centennial deceit does not end here. Jones, Brown and Robinson heap up hecatombs of falsehood .about their ancestors who "shivered witR.Washington at Valley Forge, by jove 1" or " cheered for the great Jehovah and the Continental Congress with Ethan Allen at Tioonderoga, by thunder!" or, at least, "held Lafayette's horse when he was going to see the surrender of Cornwallis." If this were the limit of the deception it would not be so dreadful, but Jones, Brown, Robinson and Smith have called forth a nemesis*of mercenary counterfeiters who prey upon them and a centennial mad society. The counterfeiting of the newspapers of a century ago has taken alarming proportions. The reproductions are so like the originals that it would be difficult to tell which is which ?same old type, same paper,- same yellow age tint, same torn edges, same dog's ears. The Washington old chair manufactory keeps six reliable workmen employed painting " G. W.?1776," on the seats ; six steady old women are engaged collecting oobwebs to be laid upon the choioer specimens, and a dozen silent but sturdy fellows toil night and day kicking tin otherwise completed spurious old chairs round a musty cellar to give them appropriate mildew, dints and cracks. The Centennial autograph works is also very busy turning out faded letters from all the Revolutionary patriots. We would, therefore, caution the people against the dangers besetting their souls and would advise them, whatever tremendous yarns they spin about their Revolutionary forefathers or their relics, not to believe the stories that others tell in the same direction, and to smile respectfully, but irritatingly, at their Revolutionary bric-a-brac ; not to invest even paper money in old papers, old chairs, old letters, old hats, or Martha Washington petticoats, or if they have already bought them to stow them ignominously away until'another century of the republic has given them that much genuine antiquity.?-iVeu; York Herald, I Don't Care. " I am sorry to see my son give way tc anger," said a patient mother. " I don't care," replied the passionate ohild. " You will beoome an ignorant man unless you study better," said the faithful teacher, later. "I don't care," he muttered, under his breath. (< Those boys are not the right sort of companions for you," said his pastor. " I don't care," he answered, turning on his heel. " It is dangerous to taste wine," said his friend, warningly. " I don't care," was still his obstinate reply. A few years after, he was a worthless drunkard, plunging into every sort of excess, and finally eliding a miserable life of crime without hope. " J don't bare," was his ruin, as it is the ruin of thousands. Look out for it, boys and girls. Keep away from it Don't let it find a place in your heart, or pass your lips. Always care. Care to do right, and care when you have done wrong. Pray earnestly that you may never lose your soul from a reckless spirit of "I don't care." How Advertising Affects Business. The man who advertises his business, if what he offers for sale is honestly what he represents it to be, or what it ought to be, is constantly assisted in his business by those who have, been attracted to him and tested him. A buyer has read his advertisement, and gone to his store, or workshop, or warehouse, or whatever the place may be, and tided what was recommended. If it has satisfied him, he is pleased, and recommends it to his neighbor, who is likely to go to ! the same plaoe, and tell his neighbors in turn. And thus little rills started by his advertisement flow in upon him from all sides, and the current of his business grows stronger and wider, and more rapid, all because to strict attention to business he added judictafoidvertising. But for this* he mighHdwo lingered on in the community for yean, and his business would scaroely have been heard of. Daring the period of 1870-5, the population of Kansas has increased from 468,487 to 528,487, and in the latter year there were 4,740,000 acres of ground under cultivation. AL. > *- ' ? r?????? * ennm. We Copy 5 Cents. Only a little. LiUle I Mk; my wants are few: I only wish a hat of stone (A. very plain brown utone will do) That I may call my own. Jewels are baables; tie a sin To care for such unfruitful things : One good sized diamond in a pin, Some, not so large , in rings, A IUUJ, ?uu pw t I -a ov, Will do for me: I laugh at show. Thoughts for Saturday Night, The smile of God is victory. If we seize too hastily, we may have to drop as hastily. A straight line is the shortest in morals as well as in geometry. Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. Good words and good deeds are the rent we owe for the air we breathe. People shouldn't talk about having the second sober thought who never had the first The man who is honest from policy is the most dangerous customer we have to deal with. When men publish their acts of obarity they donbt the ability of the Lord to keep accounts. A willing heart adds feathers to the heel, and makes the clown a winged Mercury. What are Raphael's Madonnas but the shadow of a mother's love, fixed in permanent outline forever ? A singular fact, titat, when a man is a brute he is the most sensual and loathsome of all-brutes. " He who laughs can commit no dead- . ly sin," said the wise and sweet-hearted woman who was the mother of Goethe, Self-depreciation is not humility, though often mistaken for it. Itssourco is oftener mortified pride. Truth is a naked and open daylight, that doth not show the masks and mum' .1 1J 1..1* ? I ? menes 01 me woriu mui oo oi r?wcij mu daintily as candlelights. God is the only being who' has time enough, bat a prudent man who knows how to seize occasion, con commonly make shift to find as much as he needs. Philosophy is but dry bread; men will not live upon it, however wholesome; they require the succulent food and exciting cup of religion. Folly soon weaiS* her shoes. She danoes so fast we are all of us tired. Golden wires may annoy us as much as steel bars, if they keep us behind prison windows. Your disposition will be suitable to that which you most frequently think on; for the soul is, as it were, fringed with the color and complexion of its own thoughts. Kept a Firm Hold of the Recipe. The Detroit Free Pre** says: Fifty years old if a day, and her name was Eliza Fox. She lives on National avenue, and she made a trip to the eastern portion of the city to get a reeipe for making cake. She got the recipe, got some beer, and got in the station, and she wasn't half as anxious about her case as some of the audience. She slowly followed Bijah out. musing: " Use about a pint of flour, put in a chunk of butter about as large as ^rajnut, and break in "? " Now, then," interrupted bis honor, " this looks bad to see a woman of your age here." " Well. I had some beer," she softly replied, "and break in four eggs, grate in your lemon peel, stir well, and bake in a hot oven." " What have you to say about this case ?" asked the court. " Nothing. You can do all the talking?quart of flour?four eggs?lemon peel?nutmeg?hot oven." "Yon were never here before I" . " I don't remember that I was. Will *" >? a mvrinA down for me before I forget it?" "I've got ft recipe for ending drunkenness," replied hie honor. " I don't want it; and after the cake has baked for fifteen minutes remove from the oven and pnt on your frosting."* " Do yon want to go to the honse of correction ?" queried the court, "No, sir, I don't. What do I want to go tramping way np Ihere for?" " But yon were so sadly intoxicated that the offioer hod to hire an express wagon to bring yoa down here." " Is that so ? Then I came here i)jr express, did I? Was I packed in a box?" "You must be very oareful in future. It's a bad thing for a* woman to get drunk," " No worse than 'tis for the man; and after the frosting is on, set the cake ? back in the oven for three or four minutes." " Will you promise mo ?" said the # court. . 'i " Yes, IH promise!" she angrily oxclaimed, " but I wish you wouldn't talk so much?you put me all out I" She stood off and glared at his honor, and then tapping her finger at the railing continued: * * " * . " You take about a quart of flourabout a quart.' You put in a hunk of butter about as big as a walnut, and you hrAAk in three or four "?* " You may break out," said the court. ? Well, I wilL I want to get some-, where where I can write down the recipe before I forget it" She poshed her way through the crowd to the door, and as she stepped out she was heard mattering : "Quart of floor?four eggs?five minutes!" / . Taxing Church Property, The taxation of church property is still discussed pro and con with much energy. In Massachusetts the bill before the Legislature providing for such taxation has been defeated. The Her. Dr. Miner, of Boston, has put his opin- , ion on the subject in the following neat question: " How can that be a model government which nurtures crime and taxes churches to repair damages?" Ex-Governor Dix*s protest against such taxation has been read with much interest by tbe people of New York State. It is evident that a long discussion must precede the change from our present policy of exemption, should any change DS BUtdfi r