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VOL. XII.
TC&3, 1885.
NO. 44.
A Memory.
An old-world oouu'rv pat den, whoro the
hours
I.lko winged sunbeams In nlory by.
AuU wliorc tho teent of tannine, old-fashioned
tiowers
IIiIukh buck ti tender bygone memory.
'J'he walks are strulKht, and patterned with
w>" - ttone.
And pacing there with reveroutlul tread,
1 dream o*eo more I hold within my own
The soft warm Angers of the child who's
deft*?
The chlH whoso dainty footsteps vied with
inln*.
As wo too chased ttao gdlden butterllles?
Tho child who rovoled In the bright sunshine.
And shrinod hor gladness In her IuukIiIiik
oyoil
We used to linger In tho Ionic soft Krass.
And when a sun-ruy kissed iier dimpled hand,
Wo told enoh other 'twas a fulry pans
To read tho secrets of our Kuli-ylaml:
And, holding. surely In her nullum face
That happy sparklo, we would run to peep
If dowdrops trembled In the self-suftie pluo<'.
Or last night's bud hud blossotftod In Its sleep.
I throned hor In my linns when tired of play,
And .vhlfpercd love-names In tho baby ears;
She made tho glory of the Hummer's day.
My weo liege ludy of but llvo short yoursi
Aryl now? Small won<lor that the roses llo
In petted fragrance by the daslc.*' side.
For sunshine vanished with hor last soft algh,
Am! skies arc if my or slneo our dUrlliiK dlou.
? Chamber's Journal.
.vlTTLK NAN'S FOHTUNK.
"Como in," called Miss Morrin in
her pleasant voice.
So the door opened and Little Nan,
Bo?g-and-danco artiste, appeared on
tho threshold.
Her thick rod hair was twisted in a
light knot on tho top of her head, a
row of curl-papers fringed hor fore
head, littlo dabs of powder wcro loft
on her cheoks, hor calico Mother Hub
hard (Vas faded, ;.nd thero was a long
rent in tho skirt. .She canio timidly
into tno room and laid a largo whito
envelope down on tho tablo.
"It's fur you," sho said, quickly
turning away. "I heard you tollin'
Mrs. Spratt'twas your birthday."
Thon tho door closed upon Littlo
Nan.
Miss Morrin laid down Emerson and
took up tho nttractivo whito envelope.
It contained a birthday card, a very
protty card. On one sido woro a laud
scapo and a solitary bird on tho branch
of a treo, and on tho other wero
printed tho following versos:
There's gloom without, but there's cheor
within.
ltolllclonir Bhout and rattling din.
Thcv kiss, . -ood kiokl with a raro good will!
liuoh lucky Jack has a darling J til.
11*6 n trillo hard, (as I think you'll see),
?Ou'tt lonely, scarr'd old bird like me.
"A lonely, scarr'd old bird liko me!"
rcpoatod Miss Morrin to horsolf.
"Yes, I am getting to bo an old bird.
L urn 35 to-day and Jamos is 38. Wo
aro both growing old and aro no nearor
being marriod than wo woro ton years
ago. Twonty-ilvo is rathor lato in lifo
to ontor upon along ongugomont. But
1 would rnthor wait for Jamos than
marry a millionaire. Dear Jamos! Ho
thinks it is his duty to stay in Maino
and proaoh to thoso poor, uncducatod
;|)ooplo when ho might bo pastor of a
rich church with a salary largo enough
g* to support us all. Of couiso it is bU
first duty to Aaro for his mothor and
alitor. Unfortunatoly I am poor too.
> fow hundred dollar* to
ib^atnko eonie
o*a pick and go up on "tho motion
...ii fthd dig; but boiug ft woman ftU
can do is to wait. I wonder what
luado that child glvo mo this oard. I
novcr spoko to hor until this morning.
Thoy say sho dances at tho theatro,
end with a shudder at tho thought Miss
Morrin wont on roading Emorson.
Downstairs in tho otUco of tho Grand I
Hotel old llilly was smoking his pipe,
llo woro long boots that came to his |
knoos, corduroy pants, and a llannol
shirt. His lu-oad-brimmod folt hat
was tipped ovor his oyos. Ho had
tilted his arm-chair against tho wall
and thrust his hands into his pockots.
"It's hor birthday, and I givo hor a
card," Littlo Nan was sa^ng. "Sho
said good mornln'when I mot hor on tho
stairs. Hain't sho sweotP Hot your
lifo! It was a stimuli)' card. Ihoro
was a bird on a tree and tho bird was
savin' po'try. It said somothln' 'bout
boln' a soarr'd old bird."
"By ginger!" oxclaimod old Billy
"you vo wont and dono it this tlmo."
Then ho chuoklod. ."Didn't you know
sho was nn old maid?arogular Yankoe
sehoolma'mP Why didn't you pick out
n nioo ploco 'bout young lovo and for
got-mo-don'ts, and all that kind o'
thing."
??It was a mighty protty card and
dirt chimp," answorod Llttlo Nan dis
consolately. "Sho wouldn't think 1
was pokin' fun at hor, would shoP"
looking up anxiously.
"Itookon not," snid old Hilly, "you
wouldn't lind It out if sho did. Site's
un un and down lady. Tldn 'oro
caiup s no placo for hor. Thoro hain't
another olio of hor kind to kcop hor
company. Ought to sond fur hor ali
tor, or eousln? or somothin.' Don't
boo what hrung hor way out hero to
koop school."
Littlo Nan gazod In tho flro with hor
largo bluo gycs.
"Sho hain't llko us," sho said slowly.
"Sho hain't a hit llko us."
Tho ftohool children woro troublo
iortto the noxt day. Miss Morrln triod
coaxing, thon scolding, and finally was
strongly tomptod to resort to oorporal
Minlsnmont. Hut Iho was slight and
trail, and thoro wore somo largo bnyd
in tho Aohool. On hor way homo at
noon sho dooldod she was still far from
being fit for a minister's wlfo. There
Woro lottors from Maino on hor tablo.
Old Mrs. Jones had diod at last?sho
was 08?and thoro had boon a ohuroh
noolabto. Bister Mary had savod
onough ogg-monoy to buy horsolf a
black oashmoro dross. Sho. thought of
having it mado with a klltnd skirt and
a polonaiso. It was a long time sinco
Mary had bought a now dro^s, Miss
Morrln romomborcd. Just then a wo
man clad in volvot and soalskin passed
tho Or&nd. Six months before, this
sumo robust fomale had boon triad to
wa?h
As alio loft tho room old Billy put bis
baud on Miss Morrill's arm. For a
moment bo was quite himsolf.
"Pleaso git mo a pencil and bit of
paper," bo said eagerly. "Quick!"
Silontly Miss Morriii roso and crossed
tbo ball to bor room. Wbcn sho re
turned si.o banded a slice' ">f tinted
note-paper and a long Faber i.ojcil to
tho sick man.
Witb an effort old Billy raised big
bead and Miss Motrin piled up the
dirty pillows behind him. lie wrote a
few linos feebly; then tbo pencil
droppod from bis band. IIo thrust tho
bit ot paper under tho pilo of pillows
and drew tho patchwork quilt well
around his shoulders. Still ho shiv
ered slightly. "I'm so cold and th*cd,"
ho murmured. Then a sweet ponce
seemed to steal over his face. His
eyes closed and ho fell gently asleop.
lint ho never woke again in this world.
Tho day of the funeral Little Nan
came to Miss Morrin's room with a
basket of bright llowers on her arm.
"Will you pleaso help mo to lix tho
flowors?" sho asked whilo tbo tears
camo to her eves. "I want to mako a
wreath for old Billy."
"Sit down," said Miss Morrin, kindly
and drew a rocking-chair toward tho
lire. Thon sho turned to her trunk,
and, after some search, camo back to
her visitor with a roll of lino wiro in
bor hand. Tenderly sho lifted tho ilow
ors. There wero rod roses, and pink
and scarlet geraniums, and a few sprigs
of green.
"Old Billy liked blight flowers," faid
Little Nan. "Ho used to throw 'cm to
mo often."
"What do you do at tho theatre?"
asked Miss Morrin hesitatingly.
"I'm a song and danco artiste," an
swerod Nan proudly. "I sing songs
and danco."
"Do?do ladies attend?"
"No, ma'am; only men."
Miss Morrin shuddered.
"And jou like to sing and danco bo
foro tliomP" sho said scvcroly.
"Not much, ma'am; I git awful tired
somctimos."
"Then, my child, why not earn your
living boiuo other wayP It would bo
bottor to Bcrub floors Ml day long."
"But they wouldn't pay mo
nothin'."
"What mutter?" began Miss Morrin
virtuously.
"But 1 send my money homo, protty
near ovorv dollar," said Little Nan.
"Thoro s six of 'em besides me. My
motbor's dead. Fatbor don't git but
half-wages now. I'vo earned a heap
tho last two yours, sinco Fvo bin dan
cm'. I'm tho oldost ono. I'm 18.
Thoro's two dead between mo and
Willlo. Ho'8 12. Jeunio, sbo's 10 and
the baby's 2. Jonnio has an easier time
than 1 had takin' caro of 'om. Thoy'ro
up and out of tho way now."
Tbo wroath was finished beforo Miss
Morrin spoko again.
"Who taught you to dancoP" sho
said suddonly. -
"A man my fathor know. Ho had a
thoatro. Fvo a standin' engagement
at tbo Contral. Old Billy was awful
good to mo. 1 nover saw film boforo I
^ "* lor took to mofc
the monntaln^mt l guoss ho< _.
struck It. Ho never sold much old,
I anyhow. Halnt that a boautlful wroathP
i Billy would think it was stuonin'. Ho
I always likod ovorytbing bright.
I When tho funoral was ovor and thoy
had all rotprnod to tho Grand llotol,
Little Nan throw herself on her bod
and criod pitoously. Miss Morrin hoard
bor sobbing, and, ontoring bor room,
tried to comfort her. Presently Nan
sat up.
??l must dross," sho said, wearily.
"It must bo late." Iler long hair foil
around hor and silently Mm Morrin
took u brush and bogan to smooth its
bright strands. Thon Nan put on hor
shawl and hood.
"I'll git 0111 mo shig 'Under
tho Daisos,' " sho said, suddenly.
"Old Hilly always liked it. llo used to
clap until I'd como out and sing it fur
him. Maybo lio'll lioar it to-night."
"Maybo he will," answered Miss
Morrin with toars in hor oyes. "I'm
suro ho will!"
* ? ? ? ? ?
Spring canio. Tho snow that had
lain for months on tho mountains bo
gan to'molt slowly and prospoctora
talked o( grub-stakes. Old Hilly's
claims had not boon disturbod since ho
diod. No 0110 supposed them of any
value. It was known that ho was with
out wife or children.
Ono day tho chambormaid of tho
Orand found a shoot of tinted papor be
hind tho bed in tho room that had once
been old Hilly's. Sho was a lazy, caro
loss girl, ami tho papor had lain undis
turbed for more than threo months. As
she could not roud writing sho carried
it to Littlo Nan.
Hut Littlo Nan horsolf could not road
writing readily. Hho glanced at tho few
linos on tho papor and spoiled out tho
namo William Struthors at tho bottom
of tho pago.
"Maybo Its somothln' 'bout his
olalms. I'll tako it to Mr. Nickloson
IIo oan road it right oft'."
So on hor way to rchonrsal Nan
stopped Into Mr. Niekleson's oflloo and
handed him tho littlo sheet of pink-tint
od papor.
It took tho smart lawyer from Bos
ton but a moment to diseovor that he
hold old Billy's last will and tostaraent
in his hand.
"Did you road it?" ho askod, glanc
ing keenly at Littlo Nan.
"I didn't havo tlmo to spell it out,"
answered Nat*. "Thoro'?'hothln, 'bout
mo in it, is there?"
"Ho's loft ids olalms to you," said
tho lawyer. "They may not bo worth
muoli, but thoy aro yours. I'll lind out
about them and let you know;"
"Don't hurry yourself," callod out
Nan a* sho shut tho door. "Dear old
Hilly!" sho thought "Ho did nil ho
oould (or mo whoti ho was livln' an'
>0111 hotel in
Int
'That's a heap o' money," said Nan 1
coolly. "Think I could git any morrf
fur itP"
??Well, you'll bo gottlug a fair sum,"
auswored tbo lawyer dryly. "It would
tako you several years to earn us muoh.
I think you had bettor accept thooffor."
"I don't have to divide with you, do
I?" said Nau shrewdly. "Sco hero.
Givo mo $300,000 and I'll soil. You'll
mako a lot out of it. sorno way, bot
your life. Hut mind, I want it all in
tnonoy. I won't have no chocks. Thoy
mighn't bo good."
"In money!" gasped the lawyor.
"Havo you any idea how big a pilo
$300,000 would mako?"
"No," snid Nan," but I roekon I
could lug St oil'some way. But I won't
take no chocks until 1 find out whethor
they'ro good or not. There's noboby
c heats me and old Billy!"
"Como tomorrow," said tho lawyer,
"and I'll havo tho papers ready to
sign."
Tho next day at noon Miss Morrin
had just seated herself to read a Maino
paper when thero.camc a knock that
had grown familiar. Littlo Nan walked
in quietly, and seating herself rocked
restlesly back and forth.
"Is your father rich?" she asked,
suddenlv.
"No,'"1 answered Ml.-s Morrin. "He's
a poor farmer, 'that's why I'm out
here teaching school."
"Like to teae!>?"
"1 got very tired sometimes," sighed
Miss Alorrin. "The children aro so
troublesome."
"You know a iot about liggers, don't
you?" said Nan. "Three hundred
thousand dollars i? a pretty good pile,
liaiut it?"
"Well, yes," suiiied Miss Morrin.
"We would call a man with as much
as that very rich out iu Maine."
" 'Taint much fur horc," said Nan a
littlo contemptuously. "You don't call
$'Jo,000 much, do you?"
"It would bo nieo to liavo," said
Miss Morrin. Then sho sighed, llow
happy thai moilest sum would mako
her and Janice!
"Do you ^'it mut'h fur loachinP"
asked Little Nan. abruptly.
"No, but 1 mau.'go to get ulong and
send some money home, just as you
do."
Nan rocked back and forth?back
and forth.
"I'm goin' homo to-night," sho said,
suddonly. "I reckon I'll tako tho 18
o'clock train. I shanU ucver forget
you," she added s ?ft'?y. "I took a
shine to you the day you t>poko to mo
on tho stairs. There hnint many iHdios
in this 'ere camp, and nouo of 'om
speaks to mo. Old Billy liked you,
too."
Sho rose and crossed tho room, then
pausod. "Thank you fur boin' kind to
mo!" and for tho lust time tho door
closed upon Littlo Nan.
During tho frllowlngduy anonvolopo
bearing tho stamp of tlio Urst National
Bank was handed Miss Morrin. She
hastily toro it open, and thoro foil cut
a oheok for $26,000.
But although sho followod up orory
olow she oould never disoovor the
#horoabouts of tte sondor.
James Wothonll, who Is still a poor
minister In Malno.
Boon In Kromlln.
I hoard and road a great donl about
tho Kromlin, but had no distinct idoa
of what it was liko until I saw it. I
had no idoa of its vast oxtont; that
within its walls woro containod palacos,
churohos, monastorios and arsonals.
Tho walls surrounding all thcso struct
ures aro of vast thickness. At frequent
intervals aro watch towors of fanciful
design, and tho battloment aro nil loop
holod for tho discharge of missiles. In
Bido is tho Red Sauaro, so oalled from
tho thousands of judicial murders thoro
committed, and in tho con tor of it is a
group of statuary callod "Tho Prlnco
and Moujik." 'Ihoro aro many outran
C09 into tho Kromlin, but tho pvinciprd
ono is tho Iledoemor Gate, which is
considered a holy placo, on account of
a cortain famous statuo which finds
lodging in ono of its nlohes. When
passing through this portal ovory ono
is supposod to tako off his hat. Tho
Convent of tho Asconsion is a strango
froak of architectural fancy, but boau
tiful withal. Noar it is a placo whoro
tho holy oil is manufncturod, with
wliioh all Russian childron aro baptized.
Around tho arsenal aro hundred of can
non taken from tho Fronoh, and thore
I saw that immonso piece of ordnanoe
oalled the King of Cannon, but which,
liko tho King of Bolls, also in the
Kromlin, is fit for nothing but show.
Tho Ivan towor and tho oathodral,
with its numb "loss costly thrones, aro
both monuments of human skill. It is
in this cathodral that the Czars of
Russia crown thomsolvos, no othor
than their own hands boing considered
fit for tho holy olllco. Tho palace,
whioh has an unpretontious nppoarance
outsido, being coated with stucco, is of
S:eat extent. It contains tho St.
eorgo's Hall and nuinberlosa suits of
apartments for tho guests of royalty.
The tbrono of tho Czar was shown to
me, and as I stood looking at it I al
most tromblod as I thought of tho un
dinputed sway, of tho limitloss power
of lifo and doath ovor a hundred
millions of pooplo, which ho who had
oocupiod it a fow days boforo held.?
John L. Stoddard.
After OottyrttHir-vr.
Aftor tho battlo of Gettysburg, whon
tho battled confederates, worn, wonry,
hoartsoro, woro recrossinfj tno Potomac
at dusk, ninny woro grinning, norno
woro cursing, whllo tho majority felt
too unhappy to ox proa* tliotmolvoft
bolntorounly. Finally they wont into
camp, cooKotl their frugal men), and
sottlod down to a grim quarrel with
fortune or lamped Into sullen nilonoo.
All at onoo, swelling melodiously
through the summor nlr, o:?pio a noble,
rosonant trnor voleo Ringing "Give Me
^^Otln tho Vnlloy I Love. The sol
utimiiui wiin rapuirn una tno
W of homo tumod tho blttor
honrt? to Kwonlnpgn ami
l^blnHplioniy, ntitMtr nnd un
ly/Httllsl1 cowoa ! liy the
Uonoomloil Upon
lr bosom, find
Into an coho,
n? if nn
THAJLN TALK.
A young man who bad introduced
himself to a lady by raisin? the win
dow for hor w&8 glibly talking of bis
travels. Ho bad bcon In a good many
placos during his life-time, hadn't for
gotten any of them and didn't seem to
miss one in his account. Ho was bo .
much interested in his conversation*]
that ho failed to notico tho lady's fro
3uout yawning and other palpablo ovi
encos that sbo was feoling bored.
"As for tho wator," ho ?aid, "I just
love tlio wator. I am a splonuR! sailor.
Novorhavo any troublo at all. Ncvor
gOt scared. They usod to call me ^
regular old salt. I?"
"But you never sailod on the saltwa
ter, did you?"
"Yes; yos, indeod. Many a time.
But why did you ask?"
"Oh, I was uiorely thinking that you
hadn't."
"Hello, old man, whero aro you
boundP" inquired tho conductor of an
acquaintanco in tho smoking car.
"Going back East," was theresponso,
ratiior sourly.
"Have you quit railroading out iu
Idaho?"
"Yos, I have."
"What's tho mattorP"
"Oh, 1 don't want to run a looomo
tivo in a country whero towns dio off
so fast that iu tho placo whero we got
our dinners one day tho uext day wo
stop as usual and look all around, but
not a shanty is to bo soon. I like my
dinnors regularly, I do, and no more
Idaho in mino, pleaso."
Tho smoking car of an incoming
train was full of passongors. It was
also full of hot air.
"Hoar wo'ro goin' to havo cholcra
this summer," remarked ono passongcr
to his soat-mato.
"Shouldn't wonder.'
"Woll in that caso I think it is every
man's duty to cloan up an' git things
in readiness to fight the scourge."
"Do you moan to do that yoursolfP"
"Yos, I do."
"Very good. Don't lose any timo
about it, elthor. You will fiud a bath
room right aoross the street from tho
depot."
"Hero's an item in tho papor," re
marked & Wisconsin farmor, "that says
it costs 42 cents to stop a train."
"Yes, sir, that's what tho tlguros
show on careful investigation."
"Well, if that's tho figure most of
tho roads get off ohcap. Up our way a
train is stopped every fow nights, and .
it always costs tho company from $60^
up. Niocst way for us poor furmors to j
work off sick oows or played out horses
cvor you saw."
"Moro Afghan troubles, I soe," re
marked a passongor from St Louis;
"and that reminds mo of tho first Af
ghan trouble I can romembor." - "
"When was that?"
"Many years ago.
n
?ou^el WI!Ir VKHfWpjj,I,l'WPSr England ]
should send oloar ovor to Missouri to j
buy mules lor uso in the Soudan. ' 1
wonder what that's forP"
??Tactics, my doar sir, taction," Vov
filled a military looking man. "Kng
and's policy in Egypt is to got upeloso
to tho enemy and tlion turn tail and re*
troat slowly and in good order. Hero
is whero tho mule is oxpoctcd to got in
his work."
"Woll this is mighty discouraging,"
said a young man us ho looked up from'
his paper. "1 road hero that old, bang
od-up, broken nosed pitchers ftr.i a
drug in tho market, and aro worth only
80 conts apiece."
"What's that to you? Have you boon
speculating in decorative relics?"
"Relics! Thunder, no! I'm a base
ball pitcher."?II \Lman in Chicago
llcrald.
Home of ?' o CnnlllT Glntits.
Tho city of Moborlv, Mo., is stirred
up over r woiidui ful buriod city, wbioh
vrns dlscovorod at tho bottom of a conl
shaft 800 foot doop, whitth was being
sunk nonr Moborlv. A hard and thlok
stratum of lav* nrchos in the buriod
city, tho Btroets of which nro regularly
laid out and enclosed by walls of stono,
which is cut and dressed in fairly good,
although rudo, stylo of masonry. A
hall 80x100 foot was discovorod, whore
in wore stone benches and tools of all
dosoriptions for mechanical servlco.
Furthor soarch disclosed statuos and
imagos mado of a composition olosely
rosombling bronro, lacking lu9tor.
A Btono fountain was found in a wide
oourt or stroot, uud front it a stream of
porfoctly puro water Was flowing,
which, upon boing tasted, was found to
bo strongly impregnated with lime.
Lying besido tho fountain were nor
tions of tho skoloton of a human botng.
Tho bonos of tho log moasured, tho
fomur four and ouo-half foot, and tl)Q
tibia four feet and throe inolios, show
ing that whon alivo the figure was
throe times tho size of an ordinary
man, and possessed of wondorful mus
cular power and qulokness. The head
bones had separated in two plooee, the
sagittal and the coronal suture having
boon destroyed. Tho implements found
ombraco bronze and flint knives, stone
and granite hammors, motalllo saws of
rude workmanship bnt proved metal,
and others of similar oharaotor. They
aro not so highly polished nor so accu
rately mado as those now flnishod by 1
our best mechanics, but thoy show skill
and an ovhlonoo of an advanvod civill
sation.
Tho soarohing party spent twelvo
hours in tho dopths, and only gavo up
explorations bocauso of tho ollln thofr
lamps being low. Theso facts are
vouohed for ny Mr. David Coates, the
rooordor of tho olty of Moberly, and
Mr. (Joorgo Keating, oitjr marshal, who
woro of tho exploring party. A further
oxtonded search will be made in a day
or two.?N. Y. Hun.
A few weeks ago tho cashier of a
Western bank wroto to n distinguished
resident of Canada a?? follows: I>oar
sir: 1 havo a splendid opportunity to
gobble up $60,000 and Join you in
Canada. Can 1 hare fun enough to
offset tho sacrifices of reputation, liome
e oiroio of Irlends?" Tho
tmaliliknf IaiI !??#
iu|fhuu wj iiuav
id wroto "in
^on't yon do it.
mora HWftg
A a r?nnnt
It
A
Leonid
Thursday. tK.o>0 i? no uUcdtion about
it. Tho P?MKujatl caught him iu tho
very aot ofjifiemplhigto pay for ft froo
lunch in a CR|tbAm stroot collar, and
was innnocHfcy^ Arrvslc,i. (jn 1'iidav
niornftig W,^j|A*tor proton tod a sad
dcne^l anduL^^od jaCd ig iho jus
Lcoidd^Jfcji^^pj' queried tho jus
tico, looklnlgffer ? h$ft. .glasses at tho
"Yo?t l^hnmbly ^^>llod that indi
cia ^mtjSit-right namo?"
"Yds, ?to'r0rfi?oudoil%tho prisoner,
with digi^C^ "Yotol d<#Lt thiuk I
would puv^K^y tricks on tn^, court I
??You "^M^iosod of being In** state
of intoxlCMKR ?>f?aterdiiv afternoon.
Policoman ^{nlth attested you in Chat
ham ?g^^*|Vhat have you to say for
"Truo, ySc** honor. I was intoxi
cated; but Ps^ad an ofccusc. Listen,
boforo you WU4 nio Up, | am rt restaur
ateur bY prj^iio,,. I onco owucd an
oatiug-lioiu?^^ glxtii nvonuo; but I
was unforUlt^jQ^ i cp.uld not pay the
rout, and to- mo^> into lJleeeker
street. St^n^y hifi luok pursued uio,
and I was (mL^ t0 niovo again. This ,
tlmo I V0D|?f*(rqom in Chatham
stroot. 1 hfifv^ry Uttlo monoy, and it
was nocoaay^ ^ mo j0 got quick ro
turns frotojSj Investment. Chatham
stroot bUBjOfcthothods, I neod not tell
your honoiKE^ ))0t what I was accus
tomed to;lJRyon know tho old maxim,
?When yoijSj^ laJorusalom do as tho
Jews do.4 Serosa the street from my
place is ftD Wpii]r-don kept by a shock
haired, '^^EymLlo^Btcr, who, if I
might offornjl^ suggestion, ought to bo
on tho isMW^Hu Las boon, my banc,
my ourio.-'B&fr-' > -
??Well," feotruptod tho justice; I am
in a httwry,
"One longor, your honor,"
replied^! tKJiprlsonor, "and 1 am
throueh. *?had boon running
my plan ortffreokfjjlfound that my cx
ponsos vorW|w andtay receipts $17.43.
I bad ^^puK) loft. 1 had to make a
stir sonife-frhlrod a young man,
bought hlnHL^gt 8Ujt of olotlios, ami
started bhi^ES^rith a big placard
fastened tofifiaoat, whloh road:
" 'I eat ut Baxter's Palaco
rostauran*
"AiJio
tracte$ \
noss"
notl
?Ss
m
?'Then I^turtod them down tho street
arm in ?vl{. Tho olYoct was prodigious.
Crowdsfimtiwod in their wako. And
tlto popumce at.ongo began to inquire:
'Whore iJflwxtOr'sP' 'Lot us go to this
wohdorlul^staurant.' I was in ecsta
sies of j y, ' I contemplated renting
tho next; on in and hiring ten new wuit
ors. Wt 'h I was in the midst of tliis
dollrium >f dolight I was again brought
face tb'Ji CO with despair. From the
summit <F my prosperity I was linrled
into the i optha of ruin.
A dopi ty ahorift' came in ind closed
my dooft^hon, your honor, I look to
drink M drown my sorrow. Hut I
shall berevougod on tho lobster."
"Whnf did he do to injure you this
tlmo,F^jpqulrod tlto justice.
.VWiUt'tlkl ho doP" repeated the
jrlsonoA^ "Ho changed tho signs!"?
Itiilo Hy Niffht.
?0t<^frOU ovor know how Booth
fassed the plokots on tho bridgo of tlio
otomnjo,tfmt. fatal night''" said my
friend. "I Will toll you as it was told
mo by tyo old sontlncl who was that
nlglit/o jlodoty t-hero. A half hour bo
fore thi tlmo agreed upon by Booth to
meet E arold tho lattor. who had lived
in the ; telghborhood of tiio bridgo all
his life and who was across tho river
Jp the ittle Viilago of Uniontown thon,
crosset too bridge to couin over on tho
Washington sldo. 'Who go.* thoro?'
Maid 1 lie sbntinol on tho bridgo. 'A
friend, ?"/going for a doctor,' ropllod
Haroli'Pass,* said tho sontinol. Ho
quickl r rode up Eleventh stroot to Pcnn
sylvat la avonuo and Eighth streot, and
tliero n the darkness waitod until tho
thund frtag hoofs of Uooth's horso woro
heard
fc.pomlnrr down Pennsylvania
avenv % Th?> two horsomon thon start
od Jl ?Wn 'Eighth streot toward tho
brld?) On that rido for thoir lives,
Whl0 ended in Oarrott's burning barn
In VJ'ginia, a hundred milos away.
?Whojgoos thoroP' rang out on tho air
frott the fltartlod sentry as tho two
hor?< s oamo rushing toward tho bridge.
Hate Id Was ahoad and orlod out, 'A
frlen I. With tho doctor.' Tho two ninn
C" ( d oyer tho bridge, and It was por
i sovoral hours nrtor tho 'roverbora
tloni of tho horAoa hoofs had died away
beiO o tbe sentry know who tho men in
such a hurry roaiiy woro, and whon ho
fotH A 11 out ho was nearly scared to
deal i for foar ho had failed to do his
dutj?Philadelphia Times.
>V , /
K lltors will havo thoir peculiarities
as v ell as othor pooplo. They praotico
and ineuloato brevity, which is a vir
tu*. They aro absent-raindod, which
Is a failing. It is not strange, thon, that
one Should sond a noto to his lady-lov
like tho following: "Doarost, I have
ear fully analyzed tho fooling I entor
Uli for you, and the result is substan
tia y as follows: I adore yonl Will
yoi bemlneP Answer." Then, after a
km mont. of thought, ho added in a
dr amy, absont way: "Wrlto only on
on i sido of tho paper. Write plainly,
an I give real namo, not necessarily for
pti ilioatlon, but as a giurantoo of good
fa! ih.?"Buffalo Courier.
?
. Patents in Moxtoo cost from $10 to
I DO, acoording to the idoas of tho of
flc e there as to tho importance of tho
in mention covered. '1 he usual rato Is
but an onterprlslng Chicago firm
hi e been sanding out circulars propos
iti g to obtain a Moxicsn patont for tho
k [[form foe of $40. c
growth of Hooinllnni In Oroat
^^yiot Inexplioable. In that
l^than 10,(XX) landlords,
(; ] ?king, rocolvo from the
Blao am mnoh nx tlm to.
fee,1
labororn for
rough the
Anoccloto ol" <?c* \oral Stager.
"Tho death of Ceneral Anson Stager,
reminds lue ul how ho took the first
^olograph message by sound, in this
oily, about forty years ago."
'l'hc speaker, says the Pittsburg
Times, was one <>f tin- **<-rv oldest news*
paper meu in Pittsburg, ;>mi who^o
tuomory goes away back, from tho
present '.o tin* time when Mount, Wash
ington was but a in>l iu tlio ground,
auil covers even thin.: between.
"T ore are various claimants of tho
honor of being the lir?t to take by ear,"
he continued, ? ? l_>nt 1 do not think any
of t'.o other-* o <ek a-, far as tins, it
was about l ?:tv years ago when the
O'Keilly 1 im?? wa-. the only telegraph
wire into Pittsburg. Tin* oll'ice was in
the second story of the Odeon building,
on Fourth avoisue, over the old Mayor's
ollice. i>.',\ .d 15t'i>o!? -. wlio is now lead
in;.: the underground-airo lix''t before
the 1. -gislatuii', w ;s manager, and An
son Sta_->;r, wii > has just died. ex-Pres
ident of the Western I'uioii Telegraph
Company, wa? t..e operator. Andrew
Carnegie, the iron pr nee; Kobert Pit
e.iirn, of the Pennsylvania railroad
<\>mpau\: City Attorney Morcland and
Ge irge .M;-!? iin, cx-SuperitUondent of
Fire Alarm Telegraph, were messenger
boys in roundabouts.
"There was but one instrument, r.nd
wiien it got out of order business had
to stop until it was rep, ire i. There
were no special dispatei.es to news
papers ami no delivery of press mes
sages. Kach paper sent a reporter
around to the telegraph ollice, who
copied what he wanted tor his paper.
Tho amount of foreign news was limit
ed to l.oU'J a niiriit. and other reports
iu proportion, the charge to each pa
per being *51 a weeK. Regular tele
graphic tolls at that time were 40 cents
for ten words ami t cents for each ad
ditional word.
"One night when we called to copy
the report wo found everything quiet
and Stager sitting at tnc table that held
tho instrument reading, lie told us
there would be no news that night, as
as that part of the instrument winch
printed tho characters on the paper
was broken. We so reported, and tho
editor poured fresh oil on the gudgeon
of the sc'.sjors and mado the best ar
rangement I hey could to get along
without any telegraphic news.
"Between 11 o'clock and midnight
Stager canto into tho ollice of tho Com
mercial Journal with a bundle of man*
uscript in his hand, llo said that while
sitting by the instrument and listening
mechanically to tho clicking it scorned
to him that ho could make out what it
was saying by the sound. Ho had
written it out as it sounded to him.
Iloro it was. If wo would tako tho
risk on its accuracy wo wero welcome
to aso it, and found on comparing with
Eastorn papers which camo throo days
later, that thoro wore very fow mistakes
in it. Tho "scoop11 tho Commercial
Journal thus obtaiuod over tho Dis
patch, Post, Gazette, and Union was tho
lk of tho tawu for sovoral days.
tho lustrumonfc
?r"obt b&ok to tWold
- maKQ ovorta
' tRlke ?
Fjf"*
>yUut, after nil, sho Usodto bo
to a 80ti who salil this ,<Ji
n mother tvbom somo'litffvoMy. .moJAdy
had ovortakon and who was certainly
a vory serious trial to her family. j
Tho young man's life, too, was a
weary ono. llo was hard-workod
through the day, anil it was depressing
to go homo at night to fault-linding
and frotfulncss.
Harder still was it to sleep, as this
son did, week after week nnd month
after month, with nil his senses half
awako that ho might hear his mother's
footsteps if they passed his door, and
hurry after iier to keep her from wan
dering out into the night alone, as her
melancholy half-madness often led her
to try to do.
Strangely enough, she had turned
against her own husband and her
daughters. Only this one son had any
power to porsuade her for good. His
work by day and his vigil by night
woro on him sorely, but he never com
plained.
One day his sister asked him how ho
could bear it and be always patient,
when sho?mother though she was?
was in tho house only as a presonco of
gloom and foreboding anil unrest. And
the answer came:
?Iiut, aftor all, sho used to bo good
to us."
And then the thoughts of all tho
group went back to tho years boforo
this nervous prostration en mo upon
her, when sho had nursed them in ill
noss and pelted them in childhood?
when she had been "?ood to thorn,"
ono and all.
"I know," tho boy said, thought
fully, "that I was a nervous, uncom
fortable child myself tho first threo
yoars of my life. Father said ho
thought they'd never raise me, but
mother said: 'Yes, she would,' and
sho tendod mo day ami night for throo
years, till I began to grow strong liko
tho rest of you. I owe her thoso throo
years, nny how, and sho shall havo
thorn."
And so ho girded himself nfresh for
tho struggles. It will not last forever.
Thero are signs wldeh tho doctors can
recognize that tho cloud is lifting some
what, and no doubt before long ffho
will be her old self again. And then
will como hor son's reward. Ho will
feel that ho has paid a little of the dobt
ho owed to tho love that watched over
his weak babyhood.
To many mothers, worn by long
care, such years of melancholy and
nervous prostration must come. And
tho sons and daughters who find their
homes saddenod\by such a sorrow
should lovingly romomlier tlie days In
whioh they woro helpless, and mother
was "good to them." '<? t'rnncitco
Call.
Intorcst in polities increase* in (Jor
ranny. Thoro wero197 morn vot
ers, nllowing /or all increaso ?'.? popu
lation, who wont to tho poll ii loHt
tli 11 n in 1HS1. Of this increase th ? So
cial Democratic party polled 248,029
votes.
Orin of tho groatost libraries in this
country is tlint of Adolph Sutro, tho
borer of tho famous Sutro Tiinnol. Mr.
Hutro has scoured Kuropo in search of
raritios, and has now stored in San
Francisco onough books to bring tho
titles alone up to lf>0,000.
Young man, If you are ambitious
don't try for a clerkship at Washing
ton. Tako warning from tho career of
tho oldest Clerk in tho Treasury De
partment. Appointod In 1H17 at a sal
ary of $1,200, ho is now getting $1,400
? a rise of in thirty-oight yoara.
A Parisian oxporimentor has discov
ered that man is more sensitivo to tho
effects of morphino than is any other
animal. A dog can take five times as
rimoh of the drug and ft monkey fifty
tlmon a? much In proportion to their
roflpootlvo wolghta aa ft human boing
LJrljcuoli'n AppotiCe.
It has always beon a very painful
thought to mo that hoavon-bciu tonors
eat. Nothing is further from uiy idea
of a horo of Italian opera than eating.
Driuking is rather natural, although
ono always associates the tenor with
chauipagno and dolioato wines. But I
know that Cardinali eats. I have seen
him. IIo is not a poetic cater. I have
had my eyo lixed on tho Adam's applo
of Uianuini's throat, but I bolicvo it is
not good manners, while ho has swal
lowed a toothsome morsel of macaroni.
It is dreadfully dostructivo of Ernani,
Radames, and Faust to know that tho
sweetness of their music is proservod at
tho expense of all romantic ideal. Brig
uoli was tho boy to oat, though. IIo
discounted tho modern champagne
and oyster tenor. Ho belonged to tho
old school of feeders and ho fed like
other lions. Tho higher a tenor can
sing tho moro ho can eat. It is tho bal
anco of art.
Joo Polk used to give an amusing ac
count of Brignoli's supper*, which were
like sovoral dinners of an ordinary
mortal. Ho used to frequent Morotti's
in New York, a favorite Italian restaur
ant. It was Morctti himself who stood
sadly on tho shore and saw tho great
tenor sail for England. "Au rcvoir," I
tho silver-voiced tenor cried, and waved :
his fat hand to the restaurateur.
"Signor, $3,000!" cried Morctti, pit- i
oously, and tho words wero exchanged i
on both sides till they were out of hear
ing of ouo another.
lint Briguoli would go to Morotti's
after a performance.
"Signor, good eveuing. How do you
feel this evening?" said tho waiter.
"How I feel? Ah, can you not seo?
1 am secck; I am very scoek."
"What will you oat, siguor?"
"Eat, can you not seo I am sceek? I
am scock? 1 am not well. 1 cannot
oat."
"Wo have some very nice oysters,
signor.".
"Oysters? I havo no appetite. I am
not welL I am secck. nut I must cat.
My doctor say I must force mysolf to
eat. Bring mo two dozen. I will try
thoni."
The oysters aro brought and demol
ished.
k'Signor, how do you feel now?,"
"Whit for you ask mo how I fcol? I
am not well. I cannot eat anything.
"Wo havo some lino fish."
"Oh, I must oat. My doctor say I
must oat Bring mo a pound and 1
will taste it."
Tho fish follows tho oystcrS.
"Signor, how do you feel now?"
"Fool? I feel very scock. 1 can cat
nothing."
"Wo havo soniu very nico chops."
"Chops? If I could ,onlv oat!
well, I must foreo my&ew to
will try six or so von."
lho chops follow (ho fiab.j
"Slguor, how do you fool J
"Oh, am so soock?so seo(
no appotito." A
"Tnoro's some good mao]
VAh, well, I supposo I
'"fjJn tho macaroni. I
li follows the
again. Mrlng In your b!lf of inffi
Brignoli will dlno."?San Francisoo
Chronicle.
"Tim."
Thoy said the train was an hour bo
hind time, and that Information niado
us all fool put out and annoyed. There
fore, when a hoy of about 11, poorly
drossod and having a trampish look,
carao along tlu: platform asking for
finaucial aid to get him down to K
on tho train wo were waiting for, it
was but natural that one and all re
plied:
"If you want to go to 11 take tho
dirt road! You look as if you wero
used to tramping!"
lie had no snuey word in reply.
When he wont and stood in the light of
tho window, and I saw how lie shivered
in tho cold wind, and how worried and
anxious ho seemed to be, I grew
ashamed of my grufV words. I saw two
or threo others look him over as I had
done, and I had no doubt that ihey felt
as 1 did. 1 ought to have walked up
to the boy and said:
"More, my lad, if you really want to
go down to 11 , l*m willing to help
you. Tako this half-dollar. How
happens it that a lad of your ago is
cold, ragged, hungry and away from
homo ami friends?
lint I didn't. I edged towards him,
ashamed, and 3'ot not quite ready to ac
knowledge it to him, and all of a sud
den he disappeared. I reasoned that
ho had gone up the hill to the village,
and that his pretending to want to go
to it??? was all a trick to beat honest
man. When you reason that way tho
hoart grows hard pretty fast, and you
fool a bit revengeful. We talked the
matter over?four or five of us? and
tho conclusion was that tho boy would
die on tho gallows.
Well tho train came along after a
while; and it was moving away, after a
brief. stop, when a piuroing shriek,
followed by shouts ami calls, brought
us to a stop.
"Somebody's boi-n run over!" called
a voice, and in a moment, the coaches
woro emptied.
Yes, somebody had been run over
bad a log cut oil' above the knee by one
of the cruel whools. Who was itP
How did it happen? It was our boy?
the hid who was to end his days on the
gallows. lie had crept under tho
coach to steal a ride on the trucks.
Thoro ho was, having only a fow min
utes to live his foro as white as the
snow-banks?hU oyes roving from face
to faco?his lips quivering as twenty
mon bent down and spoke words of
sympathy.
"VVho 1
are you?" asked the con
ductor.
??Tim!"
"You .shouldn't lnvo tried il."
"Iiut I wanted to got to K so
bt\d! I was up hero to find work, but
nobody would have mo, and yesterday
I hoard tli.it mother was dead!"
"Hut anybody would havo given
you sixty cents to pay your faro."
"Oh, no they wouldn't. I asked lots
and loth of inoii and fbey said I ought
to tin iu jail. I I-- wanted - ?!"
Thorn wo woro tho half dozen of us
who had ropollod hint with insult
wrung his yotitrj honrl Rtill more sont
him to this horriblo donth under tho
whools! Wo darnd not look into his
face wo evon shunned oaoh other.
If it could only come to pass again
if hoavon would but send him back to
oarth and lot him stand boforo us as ho
did that winter's night but it is too
lato! Detroit Free i'res*.
Curio parlors is tho latest namo for
dimo museums in tho West, whoro at
tompts at rotinoinonts of language
often scorn to bo in invorso proportion
to popular tasto and oultura.
(i m:\nings.
Kaw o\*te;s arc highly recommend
ed as a cm:re for hoarseness.
France is now getting largo supplies
of canned frogs froiu this country.
Before 111>? war only the sweet potato
ivas grown in the Southern States.
Ostium Digm.i i< noted for his dash
anil impudence. His mother was
French.
Of the joiiii'.' ladies in the Normal
College in New Yon* -0 per cent aro
J ewi.<!>!??.
Mr. tM'oi^e II lYudlcton's grand
father wu- 1 lan.i.tun's second in the fa
tal duel with Aaron l.urr.
Teun\sou's salary as a poet is but
I $180 a year, hut he has tho traditional
tun of wine and the prestige.
[ 1-indscv Muse, the \derail doorkeej*
j er for the > cretary of the Navy, has
? served n: th it capacity for lifty-scvon
' years.
I Amotiir the l/Jito laws regulating the
French i r< ?s is our,centuries olil, which
threaten-, t.ie proof-reader with death
I for even one I hinder.
An entomologist has reported having
i found 7:M species of noxious insects iu
i tho trees, shruhs and plants of tho New
I York parks last year.
I John L. Sullivan's younger brother
is some day expected to knock out
Jumbo, and possibly may aspire to a
round with Joint himself.
The latest puz/.io now vexing some
persons is how to place eight checkers
on a board so that no two will bo eith
er ou a straight or diagonal line in
either direction.
The highest chimney in the world is
said to be the circular ono built of
brick and stone at l'ort Dtindax, noar
Glasgow, Scotland. It, towers to a
height of 45G feet ubovo ground.
Caterpillars aro eaten in Australia
and at the Capo at the risk of woful
pains in the stomach, and even spiders,
abhorred by every other race, aro eat
en by the Hottentots and New Caledon
ians, with the same liability.
Tho wife and daughters of Hob In
fjersoll dress plainly and comb their
lair naturally, and are described as
looking for all the world as if they had
stepped d6wn and out from somo of the
canvases in a gallery of beauty.
A curiosity in the form of an orango
weighing twenty-four ounces is oxcit
ing no little interest in Lovy, Fla.,
wltero it was grown. A resident noar
Brooksvillo boasts of having gathorod
front his grovo S()0 oranges winch avejv
aged in weight ono pound,
grovo is a oom])j
this boi
?rmpL
reptile'a fftriga, Tfnt
sent. Sho taught tho miaUo to jHQ
at n rod haudkorchlof. Obtaining
proof of her lover's infidelity sho spread
a rod silk handkerchief on his fnco
while ho was asleop, and tho oobra
struck him repeatedly. Ho died with
out speaking.
Hattio Kotchum, tho livo-yoar-old
daughter of a farmer and tobacco
grower near Weodsport, N. Y., is said
to bo hopelessly addicted to tho uso of
tobacco, and has boon sinco sho was
two years old. When between ono and
two years of ago tho girl was artlictod
with colic, and at tho suggestion of a
friend tobacco smoko was blown into
milk and given her. This romedy
proved cft'octivo, but created an uncon
trollable desire for tobacco, and by
various subterfuges tho child has ever
since found means to satisfy her crav
ing for the weed.
Most of Mr. Arthur's Cabinot ofllcors
were good smokers. Mr. Frollnghuy
scn did not uso tobacco, though tho
Assistant Secretary of Stato, Air. Da
vis, liked good cigars, and plonty of
them. Tobacco was the only thing that
over made Secretary Ch and lor turn
palo. Hut (Jen. (Jrosham was a groat
smoker. Ho smoked on the public
streets, at his work, and whorovor ho
could. Secretary Toiler liked a cigar
that would lust :v long timo and was
not very ?trong. Secretary Lincoln
smokes a good many pretty stift' cigars
overy day, and Atlorney-(Jenorul Hrow
ster liked ono with body to it.
Somo years ago a story was current
of a woman who applied at a London
hospital for treatment of a nervous af
fection. After listening to a recital of
her symptoms, tho doctor mado hor
shut her lips upon :i clinical thermome
ter. Upon removing it, tho patient
exclaimed: "Why,I declare it ha>dono
mo good already." Tito doctor humor
ed her delusion, and refrained from
!iny other treatment than a fow more
applications of the magical glass tube.
Sho was soon cured. A parallel ease
is now cited by the 1'hiladclphia Medi
cal \i urn, au hysterical patient having
been cured by magnetism. Tho mag
net was of wood, just capped with niot
al, so us to seem cold to the touch.
"Pot liole>" have, recently been dis
covered on (lro.it Island, Me., and
somo persons h.?\e considered them of
mysterious origin. A correspondent
who lias often seen similar excavations
along the Columbia Kiver, in Oregon,
says they are due to the swift current
in the ovorllow of the rivers, which
forms eddies and small whirlpools,
causing a motion in a loose bowhlor,
which acts as a drill, and it\ course of
timo bores a smooth, round "pot" in
the rock in which it lies, the loose
stones becoming lound in the process.
Any number of the round stones may
he found in the h ,!? ' >*ul lying among
loose stone* oil till bea ,i.
The f'11iti?*<?? Know the valueof adver
tising. lion; in tho "ad" of an ink
manufacturer <if ('unton, trmifllfttod:
"At llio whop Tan-sing (prosporon* in
tlio oxtromo) very good ink; lino! flnol
Ancient shop, groat grandfather, grand
father, fathor, and solf make this ink;
lino nml linrd, vory hard; picked with
oaro, noloctod with attention. Thin ink
is heavy; ho in gold. Tlio oyo of tlio
dragon glitters nnd dn/./.lon, .to doo*
this ink. Noono makes liko it. Other*
who make ink mnko it for tho snko of
accumulating huso coin nnd client,
whilo I mnko it only for n nnmo. I'lon
ty of A-kwnntsnos (gontlemon) know
my ink?niy family novor cheated?
I hoy hrivo nlways horno a good niimn.
1 mnko ink for tlio 'Son of llonvon' and
nil tlio Mandarins in tho Kmpiro. A*
tlio ronr of tho tigor extends to ovory
Itlnco, ho doos tho fnrnoof tho 'dragon'*
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