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THE HABIT OF DELAY.
Could roan ri*ui Time's pages,
Record every scone 1 p
Ho'd find, through Life's stages, .
How oft he had been
Too fall of Invention! ?
To satisfy thought,
Too rife with Intentions
That dwlndlo to naught I
Still taxing to-morrow,
Still wasting to-day,
Whilst angels in sorrow
Droppod toanj on his way.
?Cluxrlet Sxoain.
THE FALCON.
AN OLD-TIME LOVE STOItY.
The fine eld mansion or the Alber
f[hl family, near Uluckstadt, wai bril
iantly lighte I ami the sound of mufic
aud dancing was borne on the evening
air across tlie rolling, sparkling waters
of the Elbe. That nigh; a grand ball
was given by Count Frederick Alber
ghi, tlie only remaining Representative
of the nofolo family whose nam 9 he
bojre. The building was massive utcna,
hfgli and dark, protected by moat,
drawbrldgo anl battlem^nted towers.
It wa* a tine old feudal castle, built in
the time of Frederick JIV. Outside it
looked grand and gloomy; inside it was
abla o With lights aifd redolent with
the perfume or choice flowers which
wt re scattered In profrsion> not only
about the large reception salcon, but
in all the smaller apartments which
.were thrown open to tlie guests.
ittle room far removed from
the oostern tower, stood
rms-^a young man, remark
fdsome, though there wa* an ?x
loifcof deop care upon his face,
a lady. The lady was not remark
ably handsome just np dhe listened
to'her compa il n with drooping eyes;
indeed^ most poop'e would ca'l her sim
ply pretty till she raised her e^presalvp
dark blue eyes, and the brilliant, sylph
like smile broke ;over beg face. The
two were standing t 1 dug c irelessly
together, the lady leaning against the
heavily-oarvd oaken window frame,
and, the young, man standing nearly
opposite her,, ca easing a bright-eyed
falcon pt-rche'd upon his wrist. # ?
?'Bo, Count AlbergM, you will be re
membered for a long while ai the
young noble who gave tlie most splen
did ball as yet ever attended." The
lip?of the young man ourled, and he
answered contemptuously:
?" That is surely a name worth gain
ing at any price/'
"Of coureV1' 8fild the ,lady. "But
why so scornfulabout ItV"
?? You know, Lady, I.ena, that 1 care
only for your ap rob ttion; then the
ball is given only in honor an I to please
you, whose , al.glitvat wish I would
gratify at any expense."
"Alas, Count Alberghl, I am told
that a do en t jne each dayl"
"Probably; but' the words do not
oomefro u the heart as mine do."
'. " Poohf" said -the lady. " They all
swear that!'
" Very well, Lady Lena; I may some
time be alle to prove the truth of my
words. I have been a fool. For three
years I have hung upon your accent,
fulfilled your evfciy wish, as far as lay
in my power. My fortune?which was I
aniphi?I laid at your feet, that you I
might have every possible want sup*H
filed; and in return for this devotion
? have ro.eived nothing but coldness!
and siorrt, , You know that il/love you
as few men love?with my whole heart
and soUfi-Und yet ' j ou scorn me. You
are rioh and noble. I still love you as
ever, but to-night is the last timelH
bow bef< re you. This once 1 plead, I
Lady Lens, to I e shown some kindncs*. I
For the list time I offer you myself.I
Will you accept me?"
Lady Lena turned very pale as she
listened to the rapid, passionate words
Uttered by the young man who knelt
before her. Her eyi-a grew dark wltfc
some inward feeling, but her words
destroyed the faint hope whloh lmd
risen in his heart at the gentle ei
Imislon on her face. . . >'<?
'?Oh, rise, Count Frederick, for I
know th'a is all npnsense?instantly.j
Tc-morrow you will lie beside me, as
Httial> apd the next and every day, lu^t
as you4 have boon for yearn.'* Toil
young man rose and, in answer to lift!
taunt, only bent his head and tenderly
stroked the glossy head and neok ot the
briiht-oyed bltd on hlswflst,- that
I say a bitter thing to you, and you do
not retaliate."
MI cannot forget myself so far a& to
retaliate upon a woman,* 51
"Jeannette nevtr wounds me," ho
roplied. "In return for my oure*?&
she does not. give mo b uer coldness,"
" Perhaps she won.M' If sho could
Speak," i ersisfed the lady.
"AotioWs;'''Laity said he, I
"Speak louder than words." The gifl^ l
eyes ilAShed; and sho turned to thodqufrl
but paused a i she near d it, and, look
Jng over her shoulder, said, v ontemptu
ously:
?I suppose the cause: of yoi^r love
for that bird Is because she ono* be*
longM^ to* ?otno former lady love?"
The tone was very insulting, and this
firttft th'i yotinsr man raised hts head
With flashing eyes, and hts Word) were
rapid and indignant. .. iv
?? You are right, " he replied. ? This
fal'-on belonged to a noble lady, wUiil
kind, womanly hemt soornw 16 inflict
a wound upon tho attest creature}
who trampled not under foot honoiv
able. love ottertd h< r, as if It were a
disgraceful thing. One whom I loved,
devoted y, and who, had she beon
unable to return the eft ctlon offered!
her, would yet have rejected it with
oonsld rate ge ;.tiehofte.v .^1
;; "Why, then, don't you return to
thll^rsgonof tender ueSsand virtue?"
sne red the lady, fay liir'
*6he would* willlnglv soothe my
wounded spirit," he replied, " but she
idlM" toother word Lena
sped from the room,"her brain on fire,
h?^<f**->full of t ars. Could Fred
eri k hive seen h r ai she, leaning far
of a wind >w, weeping bitterly,
murmured nloml: "I have been a driv
eling fool?a madman 1 For three
years 1 have devoted my time, hvart
and fortune to the service of this heart
less wuman; one day rewarded with
smiles, the next with frowns. To
morrow, when the bii's are paid for
debts incurred for this night, l shall be
absolutely penniless?all rav fortune
spent upon this vain flirt, who is un
deserving the name of woman. Yes.
to-morrow my fnrniture, horses and
plate will be so!d, my servant* dis
charged, and all that will remain to mo
is th.s old castle, and my faithful
nurse, Murgarot, who will not leave
me, and my falcon. This building now
ringing with tho sounds of music,
dancing and merry laughter will bo
closed, to b?como the sanctuary of rats
and owls. For myself, 1 shall with
draw from society, and lu this small,
gloomy tower, support my poveity and
despair as b;*st I may... I liave been
worso than foolish?-I havo been
wlckcd. But this unmanly repining
will not do. I must rojoin my guests.
So saying, Fredeiick replaced the
falcon on his perch n ar the window,
and, forcing a gay smile and careless
ajr, sauntere.l int > the ballroom, and
from tl:at time till the company left he
Was seemlugly the gayest of the gay.
* * % * * *
Quick, Susan I fasten this bodice
and bring mtrmy hood and mantle and
the thick shoes 1" exclaimed Lady
Lena; then added, imperatively:
"You'll iM^eto pin this handkerchief
and apron string, for my hands tremble
so X cannot do anything." The maid
obeyed, and soon her young mistress
stood before the mirror, laughing to
see herself in complete peasants at
tire.
u Will anybody know me, Susan?"
She asked, laughingly, as she drew the
hood over her face.
"No, indeed, Lady Ltna," replied
the maid; " if 1 hadn't soen you dress
1 should not know you myself."
" Then I am off r
And, suiting the aotion to tho word,
the graceful Lady Lena ran out of the
iroom and downstairs in a very undig
nified way. In the garden she was
met by a lover of Susan's, who ex
claimed:
" Tears to me wo aro in a monstrous
hurry, Mistress Susan. Can't you
stop to give a fellow a noontide
kiss?",
"Away with you 1" slio exclaimed.
"You shall have two klse? when I
come back, if you won't stop me now.''
"Good bagan, Sutan," said he. "I
have not mu.h to do, and will wait by
, the gat? till you come back."
Away sped Lenu After a pretty
long, rapid walk!,she rta hed Castle
Alberghl, und, entering by a low,
postern 4oor Which she found open,
made her w y to the door * f the tower,
where she saw old Margaret seated.
"Good noon, Daine Margaret," said
Lena. The old woman rai eel her
head and, recognizing Susan, Laly
Lena's favorite waiting maid, bho re
turned a very sulky greeting.
" Don't be cross, Margaret," she
continued. " l'vo got a beautiful
note for your young master from my
lady."
?'You needn't come hero with it,
then," said Dame Margaret. "Your
lady's notes have brought sorrow
enough to this house."
" But, Margaret, I was sent to de^
liver it and receive an answer, and I
dare nof go back without it; it would
oost tftd my pmcei hud you wouldn't
be so cruol as that to a poor girl who
has never done you any harm." Ilore
Lena began to sob, and Margaret rose,
saying^. * t .
w\ou have nfevdr done me any
harm, so give me the note and let me
take -it upstairs quickly. Tho note
was produced, and Margaret grum
blingly took it upstairs, mutteriug as
xjuch good, much good
sealed very closely, and if I could read
it I would open it, and then if there
was any thing'in it to wrong him I'd
sooner nut my hand in the fire than
?;ive it to him." By this time she had
eaohed the second story fend knocked
atttiedoor. J 3 ?? j 4 f
" Coma, in," /salft Frederick, Wh<)
waA seated by the window reading.'
He looked up an the old woman en
tered, and asked what she wanted.
"A note for you, Mr," she replied.
The young man's face turned a shade
paler, and hi-* hand slightly trembled
fe^dingi ?h?n impetuously tore it open
..... /a *StoUtIto
visit Kngland for several years, desires
to have the pleasure of meeting once
more her friend, Count Frederick Al
bnrghi, wltt) has bo* mysteriously with
drawn himself from society, hhe will
do herself tho honor of dining with
him this day at 5 o'clock." A spasm
pnnsed over the young man's faoe and
umsat?.Xk3
is there in the house to eatv"
" Ah good as nothing* air/' replle 1
the faithfal woman, " for there is only
the scratoktal* ttomf youtt>reakfast.",
"That's bad, Margaret," told ho;
?for I have no money; not a slnglo
kreut/or, and here is ? note from Lady
Lena informing me that she will dine
With me today/'
" She musn't come, dear sir I There
is fl&thlng to give her." Frederick
seem*aTo*t fn thought?suddenly he
raised his head.
?* I have it now," said he. " Yon
"Oh, master! What, 'W>ast this
poor bird you have loved so long, and
Which belonged to-"
L, " Hush/wmtgaret,?ot another wor<J>
only do at I bid you. Serve the bird'
up as best you can. Have thu tablqj
l^id tor two in the ? old dlntng>room;
have it rea<ly precisely at 6. "When
the lady arrives summon me* and serve
d nner immediately. 1 shall be in my
chamber, to which I shall now retire."
Margaret- Mr* fcfcot reuic ortstrafce, but,
sobbing and wringing her Lands, she
want downstairs. Lena had waited
her ooming with intense anxiety, and
Manxrf-~'L~
J*"" What is the matter, Margaret V
Has anything happened to your
'? has I wofully an
wfc.
ftald Lena. "Speak,
" Oh, only he's gone clean demented.
Yon bring a note from your haughty
mistress, who ought to be drowned In
the Elbe, for she always makes trou
ble for my dear young master, one of
whose fingers is worth more than all
her body; made him wa.te all his for
tune, so that now he is as poor as Job,
and now makes him kill his beautiful
faloon." A triumphant smile now
flashed into the eyes of the false wait
ing-woman, and sheatked, "Howso?"
?? Why, you see, Mistre s Susan, your
la ly is coming to dine w.th him, and
there is nothing in the house, neithei
victuals, nor oven a kreutzer, so ho
has ordered the fa'oon to bo roastod
for your wicked ladj's dinner."
" I have no doubt it will make capi
tal eating," laughed tho girl.
"Out upon you 1" said Margaret
"You are as heartless as your mis
tress. Go back to her and tell her
that she Is welcome. I hope the bird
may stick In her throat and choko her,
unfeeling woman that site is!"
41 Oh 1 don't take on so, Margaret 1
am sorry your master is so poor, but
he will offer my la ly a dish valuable
for its rarity, for I warrant mo she
has never tasted roast lalcon before."
Margaret's only answer was to throw
herself into her chair and sob. The
disguised Lena approached her.
"Don't feel so sad, but toll me why
should Count Frederick cure so much
for the poor bird?"
"Don't you know that? Why, It
belonged to hi* blessed mother, who is
now an angel in lr aven." Tears filled
Lena's eyes, and sho said:
" Well, I didn't know that, and it is
a real shamo to roa ;t the bird, and if
you will keep it a secret I'll help you.
Give me the bird and I'll take it home
and send you another in return. Your
master will be none the wiser." Mar
garet's fate lighted up, and earnestly
thanking tho girl sho left the room
and soon* returned with tho fal on
closely hooded, whioh she gave to the
falso Susan, who went of! with it.
Punctual to the minute came Lady
| Lena, and never had she looked more
lovely or been dressed with so much
elegance or taste. Margaret, with a
sullen air, ushered her into the dining
room, where Frederick came forward
to meet her. He was struck with her
fresh, winning appearance?a bitter
change to be wrought in so few weeks.
His greeting was frigidly polite, and
hers particularly gonial and kind.
The dinner was soon served, and
Lena shuddered as she glanced round
the long, dark, unfurnished room, seen
last brilliantly lighted and decorated
and filled with sprightly g iests, and
before whom groaned a table covered
with every luxury tho season afforded
nnd money could byy. What a con
trast! Now all th'o gorgeous hang
ings, furniture, pictures, silver, glass
and lights were gono, and * in their
place-stood in tho empty room a small
deattablfc bearing two covers and one
dl'sh of meat. With all lild old g?ace
of manner, Frederick led Lena to tho
table and took his place opposite her.
The meal was a silent one, for Fred
erick was abstracted, and Lena so
nearly overcome by everything around
her that she could scarcely repress her
tears. As they rose from the table the
count said: " I am igorry, maiame, to
offer you so poor a repast; but?"
" Don't speak of it, o.,unt,"- hastily
interupted Lena, affecting a gayety
sho was far from feeling. " It was
charming?so now ; and 1 never tasted
a more delicious chicken."
" I am happy to find that I have
pleased you," said Frederick ; " but
allow me, in all deference toyour taste,
to dorrect one mistake?tho bird you
have partaken of was not chicken, but
my falcon." _
"Your, pet?Jtolcotv?<' said Lena, in
affected astonishment. '
" Tiio mum>, madame," he replied.
"Frederick I" she exclaimed, and
the tone in -which Ills name was ut
tered caused Frederick to start. lie
was dumb -with surprise when he saw
the haughty Lena burst into tears,
but before he could7recover "his self
possession Lena stood before him erect
aoApalet, , ?? , , ;
M Frederick, to-day we must part
forevef," s*ld she* " and before we do
so I must obtain your forgiveness
You have always treated mo with ro
speot and love, and I?I have. repaid
your devotion with coldness and
soorn. "Will yotrf^jj^^MYS *
' "^Mest . ptainly," coldly answered
Frederick, hiakfng a great effort to
subdue the passion her unwonted gen
?ss had roused. " I loved you, and
ftnyf toy 4t>? unceasing devotion
fed you. n heed oil a leason, and I
have learned if. I could not expert
one who did not love me to?"
" Stop there and listen to me," said
Lena, " and if my confession made in
this hour seems unmaid?nly, let my
excuse be that It is tho only repar
ation ta rtiy powor. I am wealthy?
the wealthiest woman in all Ger
many?a? it is said. From my child
hood I have feared to be loved for my
wealth, and, with my earnest nature, I
know' that a marriage without
love woull be death. People
whom I oounted my warm, sinoore
friends told me thai my riches were all
you cared for?that you lavished your
comparatively little wealth upon me,
only the more surely to ga'n possession
of a princely fortune. I did not be
lieve them, but I wished to trv you,
In my cautiousness 1 went too far, too
far; for I have lost what I valued
more than life?your love 1"
" Lena, Lena, be citreful 1" sail the
young man.
"Iam past cfcrefor anything now,"
she replie I. 44 To-taorrow I leave for
Kngland, never to return. I could go
without asking you to forgive me;
withdut telling you, ai the only halm
X can offer, that if I made you suffer 1
suffered also, and*perhaps more acute
ly, for I was ca led heartlosn, col l, un
principle 1, by t*.e only being I over
loved in the worll} that 1?" She
oould say no more, for siie was clasped
in eager arms and covere l with pas
siMkate kisses. A few minutes she lay
thero, then freed herself, all blushing
find tearful, from her lover's embrace.
A moment she left tho ro:>rn, then re
turned, bearing a basket, which she
gav? to Fre ierlok. On opening it his
falcon flew out. Heating her beautiful
h?iad on Frederick's shoulder she said:
'? Take me, dear Frederick.* I yield
myself to you, overcome by your love
and unselfish devotion ? actually
brought to hand by your faloon."
HUMOROUS SKETCHES.
fie Kept I*.
' Do you keep coffee here?" inquired
a bad pay customer at a Central ave
nue grocery store. * * .
"Yes, plenty of It."
" I waut Ave pounds of the best."
" Haven't got any."
" Why, you just said you kept it,
didn't you?*'
"Yes and that's just what I'm
doing with it. I'm keeping it. When
you've got the cash I'll sell it?Mer
chant-Travsltr.
A Bojr'e Advic e.
The young man who is sparking
Lizzie is left aloue in the parlor for a,
few minutes with the pet of the fam
ily. Pet regards him steadfastly for a
long minute and then asks:
"Are you going to school this win
ter?" ? ? !
"School? No, sonny,my sjhooldays
are over."
"Well, I wouldn't go if I were
you." '
"Wouldn't you? And why?"
"'Cause I heard ma say you'd never
be hung for your smartness, and if
you get to know much it may kill
you r
Net a PI*.
" Well, sir, what'U you have ?" said
the waiter, us he brushed the crumbs
[ off the table with a napkin. " Tomato
soup."
" Anything else, sir?" " Some blue
flSh."
"With sauce?" "Yes; and a sir
loin cooked rare and some fried pota
toes." ; ' v ?
"Anything else, sir?" "Green
corn, baked beans, stewed tomatoes,
and?and?a cap of tea, a slice of
Watermelon, a piece of gooseb: rry pie,
some fruit cake, a plate of , ice crtain
and some nuts and grapes."
"Any pudding, sir?" "Pudding!
Didn't I order pudding V"
" No, sir." " Well, bring me some
plum pudding."
?'Anything else, sir?" "Anything
else! Do you take me for a pig?"?
New York World.
A Few TVordi of Eipltittllen,
Georgo W. Peck, of Milwaukee, 1b
carrying h e right liand around tied
up in aog silk handkerchief. He has
beon boiherei aim at to death with
anxlou) inquiries as to the n iture of
the trouble under tha handkerchief,
and bo he has Issued the following, ad
dree ed to " The general questioning
public:*'
This is aboil. Not a carbuncle. Just
a boil.
1 knowyou have bad boils biggor
than mine, but this one is big e nough
for me. I am no hog. 1 don't want
the biggest boil.
Yes, Iliavo triec\ flaxseed, bread and
milk, and slippery elm poultice?. Each
is better than the other, and all of
thorn are frauds.
No, the " Bad B >y" has n>t been
playing a joke on me This ;s no j ke.
Ye*, I think it is cu s.dnos* work
ing out of me.
Yes, it ha>} broke. That is, it has
made an assignment.
No, I don't want another.?Milwau
kee Wisconsin,
A Good Story About General Crook.
An interview of General Crook on
Indian questions would l.kely result
in as much real information as the
soldiet got, who, when on a campaign
in this Territory, one evening after
camp had been made, and being de
tailed to bring in wood, found the gen
eral sitting on a log some distance
from camp. The soldier approached,
and thinking the general was a trooper
or some camp follower (he dresses
very plainly and seldom wears a uni
form), sat down beside him and com
menced as follows: "I nm awful tir. d
and worn out with our fearful long
maroh to-day, ain't you V"
? Yea; but I am resting now.'*
"if we could only kill some Indian \
one? in a while it would be some pat
isfaction, but this marching up hill
and down, over burning sands and in
the cold of the mountain^, wearing
men out for nothing-?I don't believe
we will ever see an Indian; do you?"
"It looks that way; still we may
find them."
. I "I don't go much on Crook. He's
got aroputation for flghtliur Indians,
bat ithink it's all on paper?hews
papor talk?don't you ?"
?'I shouldn't wonder."
Here Sn officer Approached, saluted,
and profaning his verbal message by
calling Crook 14 General." The soldier
realized his position, dropped his few
sticks of wood and broke for camp
worse frightened than if he had been
suddenly surrounded # by yelling.
Apaches.-?Ban Francisco chronicles
Qa a Fntwre.
" I want you to leave my house, sir,"
exclaimed Judge Nettleson,/ angrily
addressing the young man who sought
his daughter inmwrrlag?.
"I may leave your house, and, in
faot I have no objections to the struc
ture remaining exactly where it is, for
I have no means of moving it, but I
do objeot to leaving your daughter,'
whoso affections I have gained and
Whose life would wither like a flower
out of season were It not interwoven
with my own,"
" You talk like a romsntio fool, sir.
"What have you got to feed my daugh
ter on, sir?"'
" What is she in the habit of eating?
What's her regular dkt? I don't pro
pose a food revolution."
41 She has been accustomed to eat
ing, and if she were to marry you. 1
am conv need that she would bo co u
t>elled to forego the pleasure. There
? no use in talking to mo. You can
not marry my daughter, and in this re
fusal 1 feel that the entire State of
Arkansas will take an approving in
terest."
" Old man, I cannot help but ?mil?
at youf ro< klissness. You <.o not know
me,sir. You think that I am poor,
untitled and unknown, but, sir, I have
a future bef* re me."
" if I thought so, you might take
the girl."
" And if I can prove it t<r your sat^
isfaotion, will yen give your conwentto
our marriage?1*
??Yes, s r." ? ?
" All right. 1 say that I have a fu
ture before me." .
"That's what you said."
"I have, tor if 1 did not have a fu
ture before me where would I have it?
You don't think that I have a future
W ind me, do you ? A man's future is
always before hira, and to correct anv
*rr>r into which you might have
fall' n, I will Btate that it is a man's
pa.>t that's behind him."
The old gentlonian reflected for a
moment and replied: " I always said
that my daughter should either marry
a rich man or the biggest fool in tho
country, and as you aro not rich, you
may take her."?Arkamaw Traveler.
Couldn't Slap Him.
, On a railway train, just behind a
pla nly urej-sed, motherly-looking
woman, accompanied by a noisy boy,
sat two fashionably dressed ladies.
The boy was given to asking all kinds
of foolish questions, and occasionally
he would whine like a cub bear and
twist himself around and fret.
" If I had hold of him for a minute
I'd blister him till ho couldn't stand
up," said one of tho ladies.
" Here then," replied tho motherly
old lady, "you may take hold of him.
If you want to slap, slap him. J haven't
the heart to do it.
"Excuse me," faltered the annoyed
lady. " I did net think that you could
hear my remark.'
?? Oh, no harm done, for I know that
he is enough to annoy any one, and it
may seem strange to you that I do not
slap him, but I can't. Once I bad a
little boy that I slapped. Every time
ho would ask fooll?h ques ions oi
whine, IM slap him. I was deter*
mined to bring him up rightly, so that
lie would plea.se everybody. He was
the idol of my life and I did so much
want to see him respected. Everybody
said that 1 wiib a model mother and
that my eon would bo a great man,
and I was so Haltered by these remarks
t lat I was even moro strict than ever
with him. One night just after I put
him tobol, company came, and while
we were talking tho littlo fellow
awoke and began to cry. I told hi n
to hush, and when I founl that he did
not intend to obey me, I we:it to tl e
be I an I spanlud hiin. 'That's what
I call discipline,' one of tho company
rema ked, ' and I assure you that in
after years you will not regret the
strict measures which you have
aijoptel.'
"Tho no t morning my littlo boy
was too sick to get up and all day did
liu lay in bed. At ni^ht 1 sent lor a
physician, but before morning ho was
(had. 1 d n't t link that there was'a
more miserable woman in the world.
I to.)k nis little hoots?! oots which a
few days . cfore I bad whipped him for
gett ng mi ddy, an I 1 put tuem on my
oureuii. I coul. not bear to live in
the sa i e lion o where both my hm
band n id .ittle boy had d ed, and I
moved away. One evening while
wul'dng along a lone'y .street I saw a
l.ttle boy?a vory small boy?standing
among some tall weeds. 1 ftiked uim
where lift lived and h ? plucked a blo;jr
som a id held .t out to me. 1 a ked
him wli ro was his mot or and father,
and with cu i.?us intell gjn< e ho r -
plod that some big men took them
away in boxes. I knew then that he
was a waif, and I took him limine with
me. Jn the night he cried and I got
up and sat by tho lire with him and
ro ked him. lie was very dollcato,
but he was a light that shono on my
withering soul. This is tho child, and
be is wearing the littlo boots that I
put on tho bureau. You may slap him,
but I can't."?Arkamiw l*Y?ve er.
A Sheop ft areil by a Do?.
Tho extent to which tlio character
of an animal can be changed by the
way in which it is brought up haB sel
dom been more remarkably illustrated
than in tho ease of a sheep which at
present is said by the Kokstaaii Adver
tiser to boa great pot. of the magistrate
at Matatlele, South Africa. The sheop.
when a lamb, left the Hock, attaohed
itself "to a Mr. Watson, who gave it to
be suckled by his dog "Beauty," and
was welt taken care of by her. When
the lamb grew older it was noticed
that it would never sleep in any house
but Mr. Watson's, and would some
times lie outslile the door cuddled up
likq a watchdog. The most woriderf iU
thing about him is that as soon as the
hotel bell rings for dinner hi is sure to
be Btnnding by ono of the chairs at the
top end or the tnble, and when the
owner sits down he will jump with his
front paws on his back, letting hlth
know that he wants something to eat,
like a dog. He will not touch grass
or ettt hoof, but w.11 gladly eat mutton,
soap, candles, and drink cofTee and tea
wlthsugar and milk. But "Hchaap's"
great love is for draught beer. He
will lift the oan up with his front paws
and hold it to his mouth, and drink
with Such a relish that it can at once
be seen that he has been led away by
bad example. " &haap " is a fine ram,
clean fleece, with very vvioked eyes.
All day he is seen running about, with
the dogs as one of them, until the bell
rings; then oft he scampers to the
dining-room. ?
The Boy.
ITlta DO DON.
4WJSMS5
HI* the bull that Is font on the ground
O I* O tho 6 elgftf
ette mak 0 In* .him
p?l*. 1) Irt tho dog
with
on It'a Mil. K la
the errand
k- thtl '
mikM
him look wry. If II tho fluh
Injr and Kourtn of Jnly. G In tho
mm that tnako happy hi* daye.
H In tho honk} from sehool that ho
piny*. I la tho indianaho's lie'* going to
?lay. J la tho Jnck kntf* ho'a tr adlng
Away K I* tho kit* It* tho akjr pcorco
dlacern ed. t. la the ticking* for loaaona
unlearn ed. M la for fnart.lo* and melon*
?uH.lme N la tho novel* that oat him a
dim**. O 'a lila'old man'with a airap
by the irate, fa hit toy p!atol whlcfi
aettlea hla fata. uli tuo quarrel* which
bloodte* hi* n6??. It la tho
ruin he tnakea of hla clothoa
S la ihuawlmmlnR,aKAt?a,*nowbAlla
and ali d T I* hi* top* and hla toya
painted rod. tj I* tho
uproer he make* when
hu a tanned V'e hla vim
when he'a leading the
band wVhla
?hl* tie *o
w?
n<*
?hrlll X la X
i,'"4
penaeawhen ever he'a III.
Y la tho yeil* ha emit* all the day.
7, la hla seal that he ahowa at hla play.
ft** If*
The cattle tralo of Key We^t w'th
Cuba averages 1,000 head bf cattle per
?'?ay- '
The muscat grape Is almost * failure
In Califoimia this roar.
TUB VALUE OF LIFE^
A DUtlnculabed FrencHinnn'n Hemtrlift
Hpeeck Ilolore Htudent*.
Some of the moat striking passages
in M. Ernest itenan's spot Oil, delivered
before the pupils of Ly< ee Louis le
Grand, will bo lound below: "Con-!
sider the life before you as a matter
serious and full of responsibilities. I
But is that a rea on to regard you as
less favored by fate than your predo- 1
cessors? Quito tho contrary, young
people! Never say, as did those* mal
contents of whom the pruphit speaks: 1
4 Our lathers have eaten sour grupos, j
and their children'.-* to th are set ou
eige.' Your lot is fair, and I see a
thousand reasons to envy it, not moro
ly because you are young, and because
youth is the entry upon an excellent
thing, namely, existence; but you will
see what wo shall never see; you will
know what we seek for restlessly; you
will possess tho solution of many a
political problem about which we liosi
ta e, because tho facts have not yet
pronounced themselves with sutlkient
clearness.
" Your years forbid you to be cau
tious. Nobody is fe;trful about life
when ho is beginning it. A kind of
blindness, skiUiully a ranged by na
ture, presents existence to \ou as a
tempting booty which you burn tc si-i. o I
upon. Wis.T men than you wi:l warn !
you against tho .llusion w. lch und> r
lies your youth ul at dor. Tney will 1
tell you of disappointments?tlioy will j
Bay that existence does not 'keep its
promisos, and that if people only knew
what it was they to ik in hand they I
would not have t!:e naif cinpres-.oni nt!
of your age. But 1 declare i, ? you tli.it
it is not my sent.uunt. 1 have tra-|
versed this life, which opens befoio
you like an unknown anil limitless
land. 1 expect to e.ionnter n t ing
much mo o in it of t..e novel?its ter
mination, which seems to you indell
nitcly far oil', is very near for me.
w ell, with my hand on my heart I say
that 1 have tound th .s life wh c!i it i?
the fashion to calumniate, good, and
well Worthy tho appet te which youth
show.-> for it. Tho one re 1 illusion of
which you are guilty aoout it is to > c
lleve It long. No, it is sh ?rt, very
short, bi t even ih s I assure you it is
well to have exi>t:d, and the lirst duty
of man towaid that mil itudo lr.nn
wh.ch lie emerges is to bo grateful.
The generous rashness which makes
you i ntor, "W.ihout ashadow of arriere
p nsee, upon a career a the close of
wuich so many en igh ened i'olkt aver
tin y have fou.id no.li. g -avo u sgu-t.
Is really very ph lo ophic a tor its
kind, i orward, the efore, with g o l
h arts supp.es'snot.iingof y< u ard. r;
ti.at i.ama w ich ourns wit. in you is
tho .sa.uo spirit wbi li, provident ally
sp oid t r.uigh ut tho bo om ? t' hu
inani y, is the princ.plo of ts motivo
force. !? orward I forward: *ay. i;
lose not your 1 <vo urn p s i-in for
living. Sp ak no evil of th *
botindli'S; bo mti nines lro>i which
your bein j emerges, an t in tho sp.-o al
order of mdivid ail n.rtunos ess th3
I app lot w.iich has best >wed on y..u
a generous country, dexoted teacheis,
km I rel.iti n<. and c nditions nf de el
opine.,t in whlc i you ha^ e no linger
to strive again t tho old barbarisms.
"That joyous int >xl a ion, then,
which springs from tho new wino of
liie, and v\hi h ronders you deaf to the
weak complaints of tho fce .-le hearted,
is leg tlmat '. Do not bo ashamed to
abandon yourselves to its in.iuences!
You will find existenco full of sweet
favor if you do not expect from it
what it cannot give. When pe? p'o
complain ot life it is almost always
because they have asked impos ible
things from It. I pon this belief
wholly the teaching of tho wisest?
there Is but one fouuda' Ion for a happy
life, tho per nit, namely, of tho good
and of the true. You will bo well
pi asea with existence if you make fair
use of it, and if you abide well pleased
with your elves. A noblo sentence is
that which says: 'Seek yo tir.t the
kingdom of heaven, and all the rest
shall bo added unto you/
"On a ilmllar occasion to this of
to-day, but forty-three years ago, the
Illustrious M. Jouffroy addro.s d the
following stern words to ti e pupils o(
the Lyceo Charlemagne: 'Our duty, to
whom experimce has unvolled tho ul
timate truths about the things of this
world, is to announce It to you. The
mountain top of lifo hide.* fr >m you
Its further slopes; of its two sides you
Beo but one, that which you are ascend
lng; it Is bright, bi autiful, fragrant as
springtime. You aro not able, as we
are, to contemplate the other fall, with
Its melancholy aspect, i s pale sunlight,
and tho ioy river l!owing at tho not
torn.' Well, my bids, I say no to all
that. It Is too mournful. Tho sun
light is nover pale, though it Is often
veiled. Heoause a man grows old has
ho the right to say that flowers have
1? ss lovOly and tno springtide
less radiant? Are we. forsooth, to
grtimble becauso wo cannot live for
ever on earth V What rubbish Is this,
just Heaven I Amid all the floworn
(and how sweet and fair that flower
world is I) only one seems to me with
out any 6 larm. It is the sickly, dry,
?tiff, withered, disagreeably glittering
thing which garde.lers wronuly call
?tho Immortelle.* 1 do not call It a
flower.' I prefer^tho bright and sweet
rose, though it has the defect of fading
away all too soon."
Hfl Conld IIATA 11 or.
"80 you wish mo to give you my
daughter Y" said old Moneybaga to a
woul t-be son in-law.
" Yea, Kir.''
"What are your clrcum tanoos?"
"Well, I ha\ e $12 a week as a hor*<e
car conductor."
"Tut, tut, young man, you'ro out of
vour senses."
0 Hut I thought you might g'vo con
Mideration to u y future j?m> pe m. j
uave a brilliant prospect beforo me."
'?Ahl thate husinrfis. What are
your future prospcrts?'
44 Well, I have been converted, have
Joined ohurch. and expect to oe an
angel in the future, and live in a mun
ition of gol r."
44 Well," said the old man, slowly, as
he opened the door to show tho youth
jout, '* when you g t to that -mansion
you can have her."?*onu>roill4 Jour'
mil ? ? ? ? ? *
An Indian ohhf beam the name of
"X^ooklng Glass." lie Is the terror of
the plain.?Boston Transcript.
W011DS O* WISDOM.
Stiff in opinion always in tho
wrong.
Ungratefulness is the very poison
of mauhood.
Those are most honorable who
are t!ie mo>t useful.
Nothing except a battlo lost can bo
half so melancholy as a battlo won.
To live long it is necessary to live
slowly; to live happily to live wisely, j
Tho strongth of criticism Los only '
in tho Wiaku.ssof tho th ng erit.cise I. j
The gratitude of most inon is but a j
secret desire of receiving greater bene
fits.
We should never throw off polite
ness, even iu our coniliets with course
people.
Humility is a virtue all preach, none
practice, and yet everybody is content
to hear.
Moderation is the silken string run
ning throu/h tho pearl chain of all
virtues.
Disparage ;tnd depreciate no one; an
insect lia-j fooling and an atom a
shadow.
There is no crime so great as oie
perpetrated against the freedom of
1)0 pie.
I Select th at course of life which Is
best, and cu&toin will render it moru
pleasant.
Wo shall all be perfectly virtuous
I wh n there Is no longer any llesh on
our bones.
| It is not a lucky word this same ini
possibl ; no good comes of thosj that
have it so often in their inoutas.
A man wlu gives his children hab
its of industry provi !es for them bet
ter than by giving them a fortune.
Gratitude is tho fa r st blossom that
spring* from the soul, and the heart
of nmn knowet.i n >ne m ro fragrant.
A cheerful temper, nine! with i'i
Qoeence, will mam* b *au v attractive,
knowledge delightfu , and wit good
na lured.
Jnmostown.
Changes in the ,lames river have
made tin island of ..amestown, min
plett>iy separating it from t 10 main
land, and anuut a 1 that remains of tin
first l.ngli&h s ttleuicut < f Virginia i
the dis nantled tower of the old c .urch
It was here that Pocahontas embracer
the Chri tian aith and was baptize
by tlie name of ? e iecca. Tim fi n
used on tnat occasion n >w stands ii.
tho chancel of Chr..->tchu; Hi, A'illia i s
burg. Hero a >o I'oc Juntas was
ii.a.ried i:i l'liij to .<ohn Kolph. .
low brick wall inclos.-s the gr am
occupied by the mined toA'cr and
fo.;n lation of the charcli ; and tomb
st >nes, some broken and scatter ?<1.
some leanin g against tho wa'l, and all
with inscr ptio is n-arly .f not quite
ill. gihle, have l"i g sinco c.-ased to
indicate wh re lies the ?.nst of those
\vh > bore tlinr nam s. Two hundred
yards b low the ruins and 100 l'r m
the river bank is the stately old n an
sion built by John Ampler over 10
years ego. It is the only rosi leneo o
the island, is in line pioserva ion, and
occupied by Colonel II. 1). 11. (.'Jay,
formerl.' of New York, wiio own>
Jame town, which cons^ts of 1,70(
acre , and is between two and thro
miles in length and thrje-ijuarters of u
mile in width.
Tlio Flatlicart Inril .us Not Flatlieadort.
Aboutsevon:y miles from the north
ern boundary of the Inited .State.?, in
the Territoiy of Mon'ana, between th
western sloj?e of the Hookies and the
more westerly chain of mount a n
kfiown a-; tho Ou/ur .1'Alone, and, ns
you travel further south, as the Hitter
Hoot, lies the r.servation which ha-,
been a s gned to the tribe o'' Indians
called the Flatheads ; and probably no
tribehavo adapted themselves more to
tho manners of civilization at the ex
pense of their f< riner customs and
habits than these. Why they are
galled Flatheads no one in their part
of the country seems to know. Ti.ey
do not flatten their children's head-,
nor is thero any tiao or tradition
among thom of such a custom having
been practiced formerly ; and as their
Indian namo i? Selish, it is probable
that tho namo of Flathead was given
to them, as often happens in this coun
try, through tho unaocountablo freak
of some traveler.
Ducking Stool.
J'ho (lucking sto:>l for scolding
women was in use iA England in 1740,
one of the latest uses of that punish
ment being recorded April '27 of that
year. Missort, a French traveler in
England about tho year l'.OO, gives a
des riptlon of the process as he saw it.
Me says: This method of punishing
soolding women is funny enough.
They fasten an arm-chair to tho end
of two strong beams, twelve or fifteen
feut long and parallel to each other.
The chair haiTgs upon a sort of axle,
on which it plays freely so as to al
ways remain in a horizontal position.
Tho scold being well fastened in hor
chair, the two beams are then pla< ed
as near tJ?? router as posslblo, noross a
post on the outer side, and being lifted
up behind, tho chair of course drop.)
Into tho cold element. The duoking
Is ropeated according to tho degroo of
shrewishness possvs ed by tho patl nt,
?nd generally has tho elect of cooling
her moderate heat, at least for a time.
tioilflnh in (he Hr>n.
In an ad ross delivered by Professor
Huxley at tho International Fi hcries
exhibition tho learned professor siatod
that an aero of good fishing groun.l
woul 1 produce more than the best acre
of land under the highest cultivation.
He picture I tho great mass of co fish
that, moves for two months in the year
westwar I an i southward past the Nor
wegian coa-t. lie represented the
shoal of llsh to he 180 feet in height,
and consuming every week 840 mil
lions of herrings. Ho stated that every
square inilo of ihls mountain of cod
contained K0 millions of Hsh A day's
consumption of Imrrlng* by this enor
mous shod would bo sufficient to keep
London for a year. It seems sad that
people shoal go hungry and starve
while such hup* masses of fish swim
In the QCettn.
??Are things what they seem?" ssks
the (J aph('\ If thoy seem pretty
tough they are.?Button Post.
LOVE'S POWER.
If I wore blind, and thou sliouldat eutor
E'er so softly in tho room,
I should know it,
I should fool it,
Something subtle would revoal it,
And a glory round thoe ooutor
That would lighten up tho gloom.
And my heart would surely guide mo,
With Lovo's second-sight provide mo,
Ono amid tho crowd to tind,
If I wore blind I
If I wore doaf, and thou hadst spokou
Ere thy preeencc I bad known,
I should know it,
? I should fool it,
So mo thing subtlo would revoal it,
And tho seal at oui^r L?o brokon
By Lovo's liquid undortono.
Doaf to other, strangor voices,
And tho world's discordant noises?
Whisjior, wheroaoo'er thou art,
Twixl roach my heart !
If I wore <lm<l, and thou shouldst venture
Noar tho coflln whore I lay,
I should know it,
I should fool it,
Soinothing subtlo would revoal it,
And no look of mildest censure
Rest upon that faco of clay.
Bhouldat thou kiss mo, conscious flashes
Of Lovo's fire through Death's cold ashes
"Would give back tho chcok itu rod,
If I wore dead I
?Josephine Pollard, in the Century.
HUMOROUS.
Amorican tints?I 'ancakcs.
A dark horso?Tho nightmare.
Woman's sph to?A ball of yarn.
High life?Housekeeping on tho top
floor of a nine-story tenement.
A tramp called his shoes corpora
tions because they had no soloi.?Cin
cinnati Traveler.
T..e greatest evro'l on earth
1b nn apple i oolo ami d-ied,
A'd tho e men hw j11 on o irlh
Is :i t'iL{ i o I cn xu^'a hid ??
"Mercy !" ex laiinod Mrs. P., as sho
caught flight ol' tho cameloopard, "just
lnok at that o. st! What a long nock!"
"Ye*," rallied ligg. ''tho most ro
markahlo case of hoar throat I over
saw."?11 si >)i Trim* rij>t.
" Where ;s the girl of long ago?"
>ings Joaquin Miller. Wo saw her the
other day, J t aq. liut she Isn't a girl
a iy more. She had gray hair a.id a
wart ?.n her nose, an i no teeth and
wore spocs.?Sateni un aim.
A phtnt has be n found that euros
hashiulness. It sh? ul I be prouptly
tried on tho man who leaves tho hotel
by tho back win low because ho is too
diiiid* nt to .-av go ><i by ? to the cashier
and clerk.?(.')tiu n/o \ rilmm.
A Vass.ir eoll^gf
novel called "Tlffia
is probably about*'St |
to college withurf
with enough u|
vacation.?Ph h,
A lady said h
a barbed wire fef
to 80e a ha-el ii|
move a ra ijc'.c,
church ho can't sit fri*
lor tifteen. minu(^'^!jfl
all over th seat., and changing Imb pO"
iition forty t mos.? l'eck'8 Hurt.
One of tho letters of Introduction
Ml-a lwrto field brought with her
to Denver was from .Sir Charles I like
to Judgo MCwitrdy. -vht) sent note to
tho Windsor hotel olllee, a king where
tho judgo could bo foiin.l. The ai>
swer came Imck: " Don't know; he's
been dead eight years."4? Denver Tri
bune. _____________
Cold Wator Curo for l)urnt*?
A cormp indent of an English paper
writer: Many yoajs ago I scaldelono
hand very badly With boiling water,
.nd 1 found tho pain Btopped on Keop
ingtho hand in cold running water. I
repeatedly took the hand from the
water to lot it bo dressed with tho
usual remedies, but every attempt
jlmv.ended in tho bandages being
pulled off and fresh upplicationtfof tho
cold water. Under every other remedy
the pain was unbearable. In this In
stance blisiers did not form, but a
small open soro came on tho wrist nn I
kopt open several weeks. I used tM
water continuously for four or live
hours until tho pain was greatly re
duced on removing tho baud from the
ould ^vator. I treasured this experi
ence and gavo tho remedy anothor trial
in a far more uno [iii vocal ease. 1 was
boiling glycerine and gelatine for a
hectograph, and tho composition wps
about freo from wator when tho bot
tom of tho vessel blew out and the
composlton wont over my hands.
There was no mistako about the *em
poraturo as tho skin waft destroyed
superficially. The shook produced in
tenso nausea, and I made up my mind
to expect very bad hands and the loss
of soveral nails. 1 applied cold water
at onco. Tho water not being very
cool I a ldo 1 pieces of ice to It. Aftor
five or six hours' treatment tho pain
'1 not recur on stoppii^f tho treat
ment. Noither hand was disabled,
and tho only inconvonionco I sulTerod
was from a few (rilling blisters. I
havo no hesitation whatever in con
demning tho usual remedies, an 1> in
recommending the prolongel applica
tion of col I water. I think it nrob
ablo many lives have bo n sacrificed
by an a hoslon to (hooft remedies,for,
the pain of a large burn or seal I is so
-eVero as to do sorlous mischief if pro
longed. for hours. Tho use of cold
water 1^ rocommen ol in a little medi
cal book by a Dr. Mussrll. He re
commends (he aldltion of flo a to the
water. A plentiful supply of oold
water agltaicd and changod as neoos
wry so as to atop the pain Will, 1 am
jonvlncd, provont the mischief of
which tho pain is a symptom.
Fighting Potato Hugs With Ants.
An Illinois farmer, with raro lngo
au.ty, ha employed ants for ve y use
ful work, as he reports. Ho says he
is lo > la/y t > pick potato be tle^ from
the vines and ho does not like to use
parls green. In thh dilen.ma he be
thought himself of the pugnacious
character of ant <, so be carried Into
his potato field old ple^s of wood, in
which ants bad eits' dished their homes,
and left them to do the work. Lart
year the ants domiciled ?!a two old
fence posts, he says, cleans l alt ths
beetles from a quarter of an aCrfe, al
though their number was legion.?
Hwhantlinan.