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VOL.1. CAMDEN. S. C.. WEDNESDAY. MAY 27. 1874. Mi, :U.
Contented.
I eat with my dear maiden
A linden's restful shade in;
Wo fat there hand in baud.
The wind breathed low and tender,
The fun wuli softened ?rleudor
Shone o'er the talent laud.
Wc Hj ake uo word revealing
Our deep contentment'* feeling,
Scarce neemcd oar hearte to leat.
Of what could we bo ^peaking ?
What more were worth our eeelung ?
Our knowledge w a* ccmplcte
No further wantn perplexed us.
No eager longing vexed ue ;
r.ove'n all w a* with ua there.
By loving even' mute gieetiug,
Uy loving lips' ho ft meeting.
Our raptures did ?? share.
THE UNWILLING BRIDE.
Very few persons who ever knew Ruth
Mellwain could easily forget her.
When I first met her, she was sixteen.
The mother of Ruth M'llwain died
while she was an infant, anil her father
remained a widower for ten years, and
then married a lady who had a daugh
ter by her former husband. The sec
ond Mrs. Mellwain was a woman of
plausible manners, but of a selfish and
artful disposition, aud her daughter
Ellen resembled her exactly,
Jonas Mellwain .was one of those
every day persons who have nothing
marked in their character, if wc except
only a great portion of obstinacy.
One day when Ruth had just entered
her seventeenth year, a gentleman
whom she had never seen before, came
to tea with the family. He was a wid
ower, about forty years of age, of good
figure and fine manners, but plai? even
to ugliness. He was silent and reserved.
Ruth paid little attention tor him, and
w >uld have thought no more about him
had not her father said to her when he
was gone, " Well, Ruth, what do you
think of Mr. Walker?'
" I think he is extremely ugly," re
plied his daughter.
" Humph !" responded her father,
" that is unlucky, for he ia to bo your
husband."
" My husband, father ?" said Ruth,
raising her bluo eyes and ga/.ing at her
parent with a look of astonishment.
" Oh ! you are jesting ; that is impos
sible."
41 Not at all," answered Mr. Mell
wain. "You will find it very truo. I
assure you I am serious."
'"I will never marry him," replied
Ruth, ''and I scarcely think he will do- (
siro an unwilling bride."
" But you will not bo an unwilling I
bride," persisted her father.
" Don't mistake me, father," contin
ued Ruth firmly, but kindly. "In this
matter I must oonsult my feelings. I
cannot commit ro great a sin."
"Well, we shall see," cooly responded
Mr. Mollwain, and the conversation
dropped.
Caleb Walker was a man of immense
wealth. In early life ho had emigrated
to Louisiana, when the city of New Or
leans was scarcely more than a village,
and by judioiously investing the means
he possessed, he amassed great wealth.
No man had a kinder or more sympa
thizing nature than Caleb Walker. Ho
was very oharitable, but as he shrunk
from observation, and was so unobtru
sive, the knowledge of his benevolence
was almost invariably confined to him
self and the recipients of his bounty.
Mr. Walker oontinued his visits to
the Moliwains, and Ruth mado it a
point to keep out of his way as much
as possible. She had little difficulty in
doing this, as he paid no particular at
tention to her. Hhe peroeived, how
ever, that her step mother and sister
wero frequently closeted together, and
that their minds seemed always occn
piod with something that shooonld not
discover. They sometimes looked at
her in a pecnlinr manner.
One d.*?y, when she was alone with
Jj^len, she said .
W " What is it that occupies yon and
I mother so much?"
I Her step sister answered with great
p deliberation, "The preparation for
your marriage, myflear."
" My marriage, sister' With whom ?"
" Yonr father eortainly h?s informed ,
you that you are to marry Mr. Walker,"
replied Ellen, looking fixedly into
Ruth's fare.
"Oh! yes, ho Raid so," replied
Ruth, " but I cannot believe he means
it. "
"Why not?" apked Ellon, elevating
or oyobrowa.
"Because," replied Ruth^ "tt'a a
very Rnmmary way of disponing of my
nfTVotions, atul I think I am entitled to
a nay in the mattor."
Ellen laid her hand on Ruth's ahonl
dor. " My dear," she said, " don't l?o
willy. You certainly will marry Mr.
Caleb Walkrr. Ho is a gentleman of
immemo wraith, and will make you an
excellent husband. Besides, he ia
fond of yon, though you will not givo
him a rhanco of making you sensible of
the faot. There ia not a girl in the
community hut what would dance at
your ohanoo. I am sure F wonld."
" Then t.ako him," ?aid Ituth.
" Bnt I cMi', tako him," replied El
len ; " he rlon't want me. Beaidea, my
dear, everything ia aettlor! in your oaae ;
eveu your wedding wardrobe ia pnr
ohaaed."
Ruth took her atep-aiator hy the
hand. " la thia true?" alio aaked
solemnly.
" It ia true!" repliad the other.
* Mr. Mellwnin, waa absent in the
country. Ruth, therefore, went to hor
atep-mother who liatened to her anppli
rationa with a (.onntenanre aa 1m
movable aa atone.
" I am surprised at this nonsense,"
she cried. " I expected to find you a
reasonable girl. Are you going mad?
Do you really know what you are re
fusing ? This is preposterous. There
is scarcely a young lady in the country
who would refuse Mr." Walker. What 1
are your objections to him, pray ?"
" I don't lovo him," sobbed Ruth.
"Well, who said you did ?" cried her
stepmother. "But you ran do bo ; ;
you will have plenty of time, and he
is a kind man and will teach jou to
do so."
'I will be committing a 6inif I marry
him. I marry a man that I
scarcely know and do not love," said
Ruth.
" You may alter your opinion," re
plied Mrs. Mellwain. " It is t<? your
father you must say that."
"Will you not appeal to him for
me ?" sobbed Ruth.
" No," replied her step-mother stern- I
ly, ns she went out of the room.
Several days elapsed without Ruth
seeiug either her lather or Mr. Walker, i
when one bright morniug, as she was
reclining upon her bed, her father en
tered the chamber, and commanded her
to prepare herself instantly to marry
Caleb Walker.
" All is prepared," ho said harshly ;
" got up inbtantly and dress yourself.
Let me hear no murmur."
At that moment a couple of servants
entered the apartment, bearing a Lum
ber of boxei?, whilst Mr. Mellwain
placed a magnificent necklaco of pearls
upon the dressing-case.
" There," said ho, " is a present from
your future husband."
Half stupefied, Ruth attempted to
reraonsrate.
"Don't speak," said her father;
"marry Caleb Walker or leave mv
house."
Do turned on his heel as he spoke,
and quitted his daughter's presence.
Overwhelmed with grief and despair,
the unhappy girl could not maintain
the resolution sho expected to command
in tho moment of her need, l'assively
submitting to the fate that had over
taken her. sho was docile under the
hands of tho waiting maids, who began
to array her for the bridal.
During tho performance of. the cere
mony sho appeared moro dead than
alivo, and it was only when Walker
saluted her as his bride, that she started
as if fro:u a dream. Thev proceeded di
rect from tho church to" tho houso of
the bridegroom, where a splendid din
ner awaited them. Ruth desired to be
conducted to her chamber, and locking
herself iu, left Caleb Walker to enter
tain tho bridal party as best as he
could. Iu vain did her step-mother and
sister solicit admission. Sho refused to
sufTer them to come into her presonce.
Sudden indisposition served as a pre
text for her leaving the company, and
her husband hud presence of mind
enough to put tho best face upon the
matter,
^Wlien tho guests had departed, Caleb
Walker ascended tho stairs with a slow
step and thoughtful mein, and tapped
at his wife's door.
" Let mo in." ho said, in a low tone,
" I have something to say to you that
will not displeaso you."
Ruth opened the door, but averted
her ryes. Her husband divined what
was passing through hor mind. Seating
himself near her, ho spoko in the tone
of a man whose soul is penetrated with
sorrow.
" Do not make yourself unhappy," he
said. " Hear mo patiently. If I tell
you that I repent having married you,
you will not perhaps believe mo ; yet it
is true. I was made to believe by your
father and step-mother, that your affec
tions wore disengaged, and that yon
had no aversion to me?that you would
dispense with those attentions custom
ary from a lover to his betrothed, but
which tho difference of our ages, and
my consciousness that naturn had'dealt
hardly with mo, rendered mo averso
from offering. Too late I have discov
ered tho crunl deception your father has
ppictiocd upon me. Stili it in in my
power to render your fste less wrsteheo
than you anticipate. Hoar tho name of
my wife, command in my houso, dis
poso of mo and my fortune as yon
please. Hoforo Heaven, I promise yon
solemnly to livo with you only as a
brother, until you can rocoivo meas the
husband of your choice."
Ho ejasoil sp.-aking, and sat gazing
at her, awaiting her reply. The force
of truth IS always irresistible. Ruth
dried hor tears, and fxtondod hor hand
to him.
" I accept your offer," she said,
" an I thank you for your gonorosit.y ; I
will try and repay your kindnoB?. You
have a daughter ; that child shall be
my caro. lint from this hour I will woo
my father's face no more. I forgive him
the wrong he has done mo, hut I eari
"?ver willingly behold his face. As to
my step mother and her daughter, ns
your wife, I forbid their progonoo for
an instant under this roof."
" Your wishes shall bo the law of my
honse," retnrnod her husband ; " fear
not, you shall be implicitly obeyed.
Good-night," and without shaking
hsnds with h^r, or ovon looking at, hor,
Caleb Walker left his youngwife alone,
and deacondod the stairs.
The following day she met him with
* cheerful conntonanoe ; and a few day*
later his daughter, an interesting child
about four years old, was brought
home. Ruth was nat.nrally a vory sffoe
tionate woman. Kstranged from hor
nearest connections by the base docep
tion they had practiced npon her, she
needed an object nnon which to lavish
her tenderness, and soon found it in
little hflfin, who became pasHionateiy
fond of hor.
Time flow by, and Caleb Walker kopt
his word striotly with his beautiful
wife. He did more ; ho wan incessant
in his endeavors to rander her happy.
Two rears parsed away, with scarcely
any change in his domestic relations,
except perhaps that Ruth was more
confidential with him, and at times
evinced more 'endemess toward-. Mm
than she had hitherto done. Efii^ was
her darliDg, and she appeared to love
the child with so strong and passionate
an attachment, that Mr. Walker often
marveled at it.
One day, early in spring, Caleb
Walker informed Ruth that he had
taken a country house for the summer.
This was welcome news tj Ruth, and
she began to prepare for their removal.
Three weeks later, they were comfort
ably installed in their country resi
dence. It was a moderately-sized farm
huuse, having an abundance of shade
trees and fruit surrounding it, and
Ruth began to busy herself among the
plants and flowers jib soon as the weath
er permitted. The place was near
enough to the city to allowCaleb Walk
er to make daily visits thereto, if he
had occasion to do so.
It waa in the month of July, the
we^fcber was intensely warm, when cue
morning Caleb Walker set out for the
city, to be absent all day. Late in the
afternoon Ruth took Effio by the hand
and wandered into the adjacent wood to
seek for sonio roots bho desired. So
intent was eho upon the object of her
search, that she did n?t observe the
heavens growing overcast until the
storm wat nearly upon them. Then it
was that she, catching the child by tho
hand, hurried onward, hoping to reach
the house before the rain fell.
She waa yet a half mile distant when
the storm burst upon them in all its
fury, and tho raiu, descending in tor
rents, drenched her and tho child to
the skin. She had passed beyond all
shelter, and could find no place nearer
than her home where sho could gain a
refuge. It therefore became a matter
of sheer necessity to go forward.
When fhe arrived at her house, as
might have been expected, she was in a
very exhausted condition ; but Effio did
not seem to bo much tho worse of the
accident, save her wet clothing. Tho
first thing Mrs. Walker did was to at
tend to tho child, and it was not until
her 6tep-daughter kad her clothing
changed, that Ruth pulled off" her
drenched garments.
The following morning Ruth was so
ill that sho could not leave her bed, and
her husband immediately summoned a
physician. Two or three days more
and Ruth lay prostrate in bed with
typhoid fever.
Days and nights Caleb Walker sat by
the bedsido of his wife, who lay uncon
scious, her mind wandering, and a
raging fever racking her frame. Ho
would not be satisfied with the attention
of her nurses, but watched every move
ment she made. For a long time it was
doubtful whether she would recover.
But at last tho disoaso took a favorable
turn, and she gradually began to mend.
But what a wreck Bhe presented, when
contrasted with her former self ! Tier
first inquiries were for Effie, and when
tho child was brought to liar sho hugged
her passionately to her emaciated form.
* During the progress of her recovery,
she was one day lying on a couch beside
her husband, who had been reading to
amuse her. Effio was seated near and
pBattling a great deal. Mr. Walker laid
down his book and gazed at Ids wife.
Effie began to talk again.
"Mamma," she said, "yon lovo mo
?ery muoh, don't yon ? "
" Certainly," replied Ruth ; "why do
you ask 1"
( " I don't know," answered tho child,
except that it makes mo very happy
to know that yon lovo me so dearly."
Knt.h pressed the littlo one nearer to
her heart.
" You love me better than any ono in
tho world ? " continued tho child.
Ruth did not reply ; tho color faded
and camo to her cheeks as sho looked
inquiringly into tho child's face.
Is it not so, mamma ? " continued
EfTio. " Von lovo mo better than you
do papa, don t you ?" and she took her
stop-mother's hand and looked into her
eyes.
Caleb Walker sat by breathless and
motionless.
Ruth hesitated for a moment only,
and then sho answered in a low but dis
tinct tone?
" No, Effio, I do not."
Tho next instant Caleb was on his
knees beside bin wife.
" My own, my darling I " ho exclaim
ed, "now I ft>?l that you are mine own
indeed ;" and ho fervently kissed her
pale brow."
And so, in truth sho was. ITin cease
less tenderness and unwearied atten
tions hod won her heart, unknown oven
to herself. From that time forward a
new joy entered the hearts of Ruth and
her husband.
Haw Thpj Sin?.
A party of Chicago min?trols wnrfl
intltiooil I>v ft tailor from (Immdn to
order ovorcoatH anil have them a?nt
ovflr the lino without tho payment of
dnty. Tho oporation wan Hnoooanful,
hut tho secret wouldn't keep. Conse
quently tho troupe wan brought before
a United Ht.atea' OommlnRinniT and
fined g.M)apiece. Now thoynightly sing :
I>*r * man frorr the land ol> enow*
An' Hold nn nil ?(.rno Canada ninth**.
Mo cl>?ap, ho oli?ap, ho rlionn, mo cheap.
FI? rloaod one r yo ?? ' ? i rlum.
An' wlnnpHred, I,et?M fool I'nrln Kam,"
H ? n?at, no neat, no n<*at, ho neat.
{'horns hy the company
Hnt w? wiah w? iivln t fooled liim,
We (In w#> do.
Wn bought tho?n clothea and with onr wncH
I.oriB Hince in vain wis'vrs atmgRled,
For oate, an' pante, an' voatn l>on'atoe,
wore smuggled.
THEATRICAL TRAPS AND TRICKS.
Olive I.okiii Kxplaln* How a " Stage
My.. try " tv a it Performed.
Those who saw the fairy spectacle
called " Le Boi Carotte " at the Grand
Opera House in New York, says Olive
Logan, may remember an extraordinary
scene, in which an old magician was
seemingly dismembered in the presence
of the audience. This feat was accom
plished through the aid of an arrange- ,
ment of traps. The situation was this:
An old and feeble sorcerer, after havkig
rendered important services to some
young friends of his, asked of them
tbat they should cut him In several
pieces, and throw him bit by bit into j
an oven heated to a white heat ; after
wtnch he expected to come out a young
man, as fresh and light as yeast and
magic ever yet made baking come out
of oven. His will was done ; he was
cut up and put in the oven without
leaving the stage, and without ceasing
to talk. Seated in a large arm chair, ,
tho old man asked that a lingo volume
should be brought in and placed on a
table near him. This was done, and
the enormous book being laid on the 1
table, immediately became vivified ;
living gnomes issued from the pictures
! on its leaves, and skipped about the ;
1 stage ; after which they re-entered the
1 book, and it was closed and carried
I away. Then the magician's legs were
cut ofT and thrown in the oven, ditto
his arms ; then his head was cutoff and
set on tho table, where it went on talk
j ing, giving directions as to the disposal
| of the trunk ; after which the head too
; was thrown into tho oven, which burst
j open with a loud report, and tho actor
walked on the stage, young and liand
| some. It was an incomprehensible per
i formuuee to tho ordinary spectator, and
I a very amusing one to those who tried
I to guess how it was done ; but it can be
I explained.
The huge volume was brought in and
! laid on tho table at tho same moment
that the old magician in tho arm-chair
quietly withdrew his legs from the
ceno and placed them on a trap under
the stage, papier-mache legs were sub
stituted by a machinist from below, and
the seat of the arm-chair retired in good
order. All this transpired while the
spectators' attention was diverted by
the big book and its animated pictures,
which wero little boys who simply came
up from under the stage through a hole
in tho table, and through spring-holes
in tho book, arranged with India rabber.
The magician then requests that his
legs be t&ken off ; and having slipped
his real arms out of sight, gives his
papier-mache arms in their order to the
devouring flames. Nothing is left but
the magician's trunk and his head, which
keeps on talking and looking around the
I slage. This head is, in fact; a mask;
, with a long white beard, spectacles,
black skull-cap, and lace neck-fritfc??
! which mask elactly fite the actor's head
: of 'flesh, and permits nothing real to bo I
; aeen but the lips and the eyes. One of ;
, tho persons on the Btage tugs at the j
I magician's head till ho pulls it off?that j
| is to say, he pulls the mask off?and !
! carries it over to the table (while the :
| magician, who has sunk through a trap, |
runs along nnder the stage), places it !
: on tho table, where it immediately be
gins to talk and give directions about
: the trunk, which still remairfs in the
| ohair. This trunk is papier-mache, ?of :
| course. The magician, running- along
1 under the stage, was sent up through
another trap under the table, and i
I slipped his real head into the mask
again, and began to talk as stated. Fi
i nally, the head is thrown into the ovon, I
i tho magician draws his head down
J undor the table descends on the trap, |
reascends on another further back, slips |
on a rich jacket on the way, and when
tho oven bursts, steps forth rejuvenated, i
In the Sonth Sea Island*.
A correspondent of the British
rril Tinxr.H writes that a notion pre^nis
tliero that headache, neuralgia, vertigo,
ami other cerebral affection* prooeed
from a crack in the head or pressure of
the skull on the brain. The remedy ifl
to lay open the scalp with a crosa or T
incision, than scrape the cranium care
fully and gently with a piece of glass
until a hole is made into the skull down
to the dura mater, abont the size of "a
orown piece. Homotimes this scraping
operation will be even to the pia mater
by an unskillful surgeon, oY from the
impatience of the friends, and death is(
the consequence. Tn the best of hands,
abont half of thoso who undergo the
operation die from it, jet this barbarous
oustom, from superstition and fashion,
has been so prevalent, that very few of
the male adults are without this hole in
the cranium, or " have a shingle loose,"
to use an Auntralian phrase. It is sairl
that sometimes an attempt, is made to
cover the membranes of the cranium so
exposed by placing a piece of oocoanut
ahell nnder the scalp. For this purpose
they select a very hard and durable
piece of shell, from which they scrape
the softer parts and jfrind qnite smoot n,
and put this as a plate between the
scalp and skull. Formerly the trephine
was simply a shark's tooth ; now a pieco
of broken glass is fonnd more suitable
or less objectionable (if we may even so
qualify the act). The part of the cra
nium generally selected is that where
the coronal ana sagittal aaturea anite,
or a little shove it, npon the snpposi
tion that there the fractare exists. This
l>one scraping remedy is likewise em
ployed in cases of rhenmatism in old
people. The cnticle is incised longi
tudinally, and the oentre of the nlna or
tibia laid bare, then the snrface of the
bone scraped with glass until a lar^n
portion of the external lamina is re
moved.
A Brave Iceland Girl.
Mr. S. E. Waller started for a trip
in Iceland in Juno, 1S72. Ho pives an
account of "Six Weeks in the Saddle," i
in a little volume from which we pet an
idea of the customs of the people there. '
The Icelanders are almost inconvenient- |
ly hospitable. It is difficult to get a
farmer, who keeps you for a day or two, j
to accept pay. Our author seems to |
have done his best to requite his hosts
by making himself amusing. Here we i
have an instance of native kindness and j
feminine courage.
In the morning I made a small study, I
and after a very tolerable meal and
many good wishes, we rode off. All ,
went well until wo came to the river
Markafijot, which happened to be very
much flooded. Not liking to attempt
to swim under the circumstances, we j
rode on down the bank for some miles,
and fortunately found a house.
Knocking at the door, we asked : "Is
the river very deep ?" " Very," said a
voice inside.
" Is there a man who will show us a
ford?" we asked again.
" No," was the reply, " both Jon and 1
1 Olavr are up in the mountains, but one j
of the girls will do quite as well. Hero, j
Thora, go and show the Engiismen tlie
way."
Immediately an exceedingly hand
some young woman ran out, and nod- '
ding kindly to me, went around to the j
back of the house, caught a pony, put a
bridle on it, and not taking the trouble !
to fetch a saddle, vaulted on his bare j
back, and setting astride, drove her
heels'into its sides and galloped off
down the river bank as hard as she
could go, shouting for us to follow.
We became naturally rather excited
at such a display of dash on the part
of such a pretty girl, and started off im
mediately in chase. But though wo did
our utmost to catch her, she increased
her distance baud over hand. There
was no doubt about it ; she had as much
courage as ever we could boast of, and
in point of horsemanship was a hun
dred yards ahead of either of us.
Fur about half a mile we rattled
along, when suddenly sho pulled up
short on a sand bank.
" You can cross here," sho said,"but j
you muBt be careful. Make straight
for that rock right over there, and when
you have reached it, you will be able to
see the cairn of stones we built to show
the landing place."
"All right," I suid. "Good bye."
She looked puzzled for a moment,
and then Baid : "I'll come through with
you ; it will be safer."
" Good gracious, Bjarni, don't let
her come," I said ; she is sure to be
drowifed, and I can't get her out with
all those wet clothes on ; tell her to
go back."
But before I was half way through
the sentence, she had urged her horse
into the water, and in .a moment was
twenty yards into the river. Of course
we followed as quick as possible, and
after a great deal of splashing reached
the middle of the flood. " Now," she
said, bringing her horse up abreast with
mine, *and pointing with her whip,
"there's the mark." The water waa
running level with the horses' withers,
and it was only by lifting their heads
very high that they could keep their
noBos clear.
" flood bye," she Raid, "God bless
you," ana before I wan quite aware off
it, kissed me on ^ho cheek.
I was about to return the compli
ment, but she was gone, and in a few
minutes after we saw her, a mere speck
in the distance, galloping ovortho plain.
Kissing in Iceland is a custom simi
lar to shaking hands here. I had
thought of it in ordinary situations,
bat a kiss in the midst of boundless
waters was, to Bay the least of it,
strange. It whs ccrtainly the wettest
one I ever had in my life.
The Strength or Material*.
(Johl may bo hammered so that it in
onfy 1-:500,(K)0 of an inch tliiok. A grain
of iron may ho divided into 4,()0<>,000
parts. Htill chemistry tells 1m that
there aro ultimate parts called atoms of
molecules, which are absolutely in
divisible. These atoms are Attracted
to each other by tho attraction of ooho
sion, and repelled by tho forco of re
pulsion. By the action of l>oth forces
the atoms are kept in a state of rest.
The solidity of a solid depends upon
tho faot that each pair of atoms aro in
^Uis btate of equilibrium. These atoms
are supposed to bo of an ohlato, sphe
roidal form. An iron bar wonid sup
port its owr^?< i?ht if stretched out to a
length of .'!} miles. A bar of steel was
once made which wonld sustain its own
woi gljJj if e x ten (led to a length of 13j
miles.
Our ideas of great, and small nro no
guide to bo used in judging of what is
truly great and small in nature. Tho
Bunluf Hill Monument might bo built
to ovf^ii'milo in height without crush
ing the stones at its base. When bars
of iron aro strotchod until they break, I
those which aro tho strongest, increase |
in length less than tho weaker ones. A
piece of wood having a breadth and
thickness of three inches and a length
of four foot,, if supported at- its ends,
would be bent one-millionth f>t an inch
by a weight of three pounds pi*oed nt its
center, and a weight of iffe-tenth of an
ounce won 14 bend it onfMteventb-mil
lionth of an inch. Prof. Norton de
scribed a machine for testing the varia
tion of sticks of wood. Tho machine
consists of lovers and screws so con
trived that tho amount of wei ght
brought to bear upon tho stick can be
accurately measured, and tho variation
of tl?e stick from a straight lino can bo
measured, even though it do not exceed
one soventh-million^,of an inch.
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Items of Iutore>t.
Why is a retired carpenter like a Ice
turer ? Because ho an ex-plauer.
A Now Haven paper offers to ox
change six new poems on spring for a
bottle of cough bjrup.
When French sailors get word to man
the pumps, it is said tney take *tepi
preparatory to dancing.
Placards on the St. Louis street ca
declare that " this car can't wait for
ladies to kiss good-bye."
The Chinese have a saying that an
unlucky word dropped from the tongue
canuot be drawn baek"'y a roach and
six liorees.
Nothing is rarer than a solitary lie ;
for lies breed like Surinam toad:: ; \ ,u
cannot tell one but out it comes with a
hundred young ones on its back.
An instructor asked a French girl
why beer in French was feminine. She
replied that it was probably owing to
the fact that the b?ys like it so well.
A young man who was there says it
was iiiexcuthable to abandon a tliip like
the Europe when there were IS,000
bathkets of thampagno aboard of her.
Set a greater value on having received
instructive and useful lesson a than on
possessing a great store of wealth ; fur
the latter is a transitory good, the for
mer is durable.
Here is tho obituary notice of an
oftiee holder in Iowa: "Harvey .lack
son, County Treasurer, is dead. He was
lenient with the widow, and his books
always balanced."
A poor woman with a siek baby sat
through an entire day's session of tho
Senate of a Western State, because s'10
had heard that a child coulcl be cured
of tho whooping-cough by inhaling
crude gas.
How many troubles might mankind
bo spared if they would only stop to
hear each other's explanations ? How
many ailments both of body and soul,
if explanations came more frequently
and freely.
L. C. Hopkins, tho great dry goodB
merchant of Cincinnati, is going to re
tire after thirty years' business, rich
and honored. Advertising did it?ho
spent $"-3,000 iu a singk> year in tho
newspapers.
Last Sunday ovening, at Atchison,
during tho stampede from tho church
in the middle of tho sermon, caused bv
an alarm of fire, tho pastor said : " I
never talk against a fire-bell or a steam
boat whistle," and pronounced tho
benediction.
At a fire in Poughkeepsie, tho other
mornipg, the foreman of one of the
hose companies rolled his carriage to
the fire alone, made preparations to
stretch hose, which, fortunately, how
ever, was not needed, and then, with
out any assistance, took the apparatus
back to the house again, called tho roll,
aud entered a fine agaiuRt every one of
the absent members.
The Last Words of the Dying.
Tho last words of tho dying are
eagerly sought after, and enchained
in memory's bosom, by loved ones. Tho
hero, atanding upon tho field of battle,
amid tho booming of cannon and tho
rattle of musketry, "is stricken down,
and, dying, ho uttered some sentiment,
which tells tho living ho fought
bravely, and died loving his country.
Hi* words thus uttered are chanted in
his praise, pass immediately into his
tory, and are preserved to bo handed
down from generation to generation.
Tho mother, bending over the couch
of her dying child, eagerly listens for
its last words. As the heart's pulsations
grow feeble, tho respirations becomo
moro laborious, she silently list* lis.
Now the pale lips are parted, and she
draws nearer, until her ear comes in
contact with tho cold breath, when she
catches tho last faint murmur of tho
dying one. Oh, how she treasures in
her pure heart that last " (Jood-bye,"
that last token of going to heaven !
The husband, through weary days
and nights, has been watching tit tiio
bedside of his darling wife, until, now,
tho dread moment approaches when
she shall be wafted beyond the river of
death. Under 110 pretense will he now
leave her, and why ? Ah ! he is waiting
and listening 'or the last, whisper. As
sho speaks, her words echo and re-echo
through the chamber of his soul, and
remain thero throughout the mystic
futnre.
As a young lady reads over tli.> 1 i
of the slain in battle, and her weeping
eyes rest upon the name of her l-.v v,
almost her first thought is, " I >111 ho
leave rnO a dying message ?"
Tho sweet sister of a shipwrecked
brother impatiently awaits tip- arrival
of some one rescued from the wreck, to
learn if her brother, as he was swept
beneath the dark waves, sent licr a dy
ing wgrd. ^
Yes, dying words are those most
sought after and cherished by the hu
man heart. Amid all the cares and dis
appointments that may surround us in
life, we never can forget the lust faint
whisperings of the dying.
Match FTiirf A ragged, forlorn look
ing urchin entered a store in New Or
leans th? other day, and addressing the
merchant piteously, asked " a nickel to
get my mother a lot. o' broad, please,
sir." A jovial neighbor, also a mer
chant, with a sly twinkle in liis rye,
thinking to have a joke with tin' boy,
produced a nickel, and said " My son,
this nickel I worked for ; now, what
will yon do for it?" Quick as thought
the boy " went down into Ins clothes,''
and producing a nickel, exclaimed,
" i ll match you, sir I"