The daily phoenix. (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, August 14, 1867, Image 4

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jMCIBIOfHJT IT . A TXTTg" THE OLDEN TIME.-A writer in the Evening Gaze/in speaks of "the le? monade and syrups which our good old grand-mothers found sufficient for their refreshment." Humbug! There was as much drinking at even? ing parties sixty years since as now a little more so. In those days every gentleman had liquor on his side? board, of which each visitor was in? vited to partake; uud gentle dames laced' their night-caps with Jamaica rum or French brandy. The latest pin which disrespectful Uritons have attempted to stick into the bladder of royalty, is a comic cartoon ridiculing and rebuking the Prince of Wales. It represents the Prince ns Hamlet, struggling violent? ly with a paternal-looking John Hull as Horatio, who vainly tries to re? strain him from rushing after tho ghost of that rake and roue, George IV. Tho Prince gazes earnestly after the ghost and cries, "I'll follow thee!" "Do let me have your photograph, " said a dashing belle to a gentleman ?who had been annoying her pith his attentions. Tho gentleman was de? lighted, and in a short time thc lady received tho picture. She gavo it to the servant, with tho question, "Would you know the original if he should call?" Tho servant replied in the affirmative. ' 'Well, whenever he comes, tell him J am engaged." "Why, Mr. B-," said a tall youth to a little person, who was in company with half a dozen huge men, "I protest, you are so very small, 1 did not seo you before." "Very likely," replied the shorter gentleman; "I nm Uko a sixpence among six copper pennies-uot easi? ly perceived, but worth, the whole of them." CONCESSION IS AGITATION.-Sam Slick says: Concession never stopped agitation since the world was first squeezed out of a curd-it only feeds it. Throwin' .slops to a varmint only brings him back again: and when you have nothing more to throw 'om, they are plaguy apt to turn and taro you to pieces. He who weds a belle must lookout for tho clapper-this never is seen uutil after the ring. Be sure to as? certain whether the young lady ia "sound" on such things as pie making, else your house will be all pi at a timo when it will be impossi? ble to "set 'em up again." BOLD MAX.-Miss Buchanan, ouci rallying her cousin, au officer, on hi. courage, said, "Now, Mr. Harris, dr you really mean to tell mo you cai: walk up to a cannon's mouth without fear?" "Yes," was tho prompt re ply, "or a Buchanan's either." Am he did. "Well, wasn't that a finished sei? mon we had this morning?" askei ouc person of another as they cami out of church. "Finished!" wa' thc reply; "yes, it was fiuishei at last, although I began to thinl it never would be." SOLACE ron THE CHILDLESS. Prentice very truly says "if thi: country gots to bo much worse ti live in than it now is, all births wil probably, at no distant dav-, be pub fished under the head of .'Disasters.' ' Hero is au amended quotation, b; a married man, who has been waitin; for his wife "to put her things on:" Hope springs eternal in tho husband' breast, Wives never are, but always to bo drcss'd The way they weigh hogs ii Kansas is as follows: They first ti thc hog to one end of a rail, balanc the rail ou a fence with rocks tie to tho other end, and then guess ho' much tho rocks weigh. The world estimates men by thoi success in life, and, by general coi sent, success is an evidence of supt r iori ty. A rascally old bachelor says tl most difficult surgical operation i the world is to take the jaw out of woman. It is recorded as a singular fae that not a single mulatto child wi born in Berkley County, Va., la year. "What's in a name?" P. T. Hanni and Chas. Dickens are two ol' tl men who recently broke out ol' l).i bury jail. "Nono but the brave deserve tl fair." No, and nono but the bra' can live with some of them. A cross-grained old bachelor sa; that "tin" is the favorite helle mel now-u-days. What class of people put on ti most, style? Those who have tl least else to put Oil. How DOTH TUE LITTLE BUSY BEE? A few clays since, a hive of bees was beiug conveyed through Winchester, Massachusetts, in a cart, when the cover of tho hive was by uccident shifted. The bees in escaping, be? came enraged and stuug the driver of the cart, and he beiug enraged in turu, turned the hivo iuto the street, where lue bees stung n number of passers-by, who lied in all directions. A despatch from Washington states that a report is beiug ruailc up nt the Treasury, showiug that there are over 20,000 officials connected with | the department, through its varied revenue branches. 20,000 officiais in . a singh; department of the Govern- ' ment! This number is nearly double the strength of tho grand nggregate j of the army of tho United {Slates at . the commencement of tho war. RICE IN MISSOURI.-In some parts ! of Missouri the people are beginning to cultivate rice in the woods without j clearing off the trees, and, in fact, ? without deadening them. The dead | leu.es aro turned tinder with a bull tongue plough wherever it is praeti cable to do so, and the ric?; planted. Fair crops aro raised in this way. CHASE'S INCO>I7E.-S. P. Chase pays tax on an income of $700,000 per year. Wheu he went to Washington, iu 1801, bo was not worth $10,000! Ho has been a lucky financier for himself, if uot for tho country. He and Jay Cooke bavo made "loyalty" pa}--eb'-* BRONCHITIS.-The Boston Post snappishly says two clergymen in that city have discovered that they ure tho victims of bronchitis. The doctors say the only cure is a month in Paris. Of course, they are $5,000 preach- i ers. Bronchitis won't touch brethren I on low salaries. Lord Lyttleton proposed a most extraordinary amendment io thc English Reform bill, which, it' it passed, would disfranchise u large minority ol' the greatest men in the kingdom. No one is to vote "who cannot write a l&jihle band." The sun at present presents the rare appearance of being entirely free , from spots. A telescope of consi? derable power fails to show thc slight? est spi ck ou its dise. A stu ni]) orator declared that be \ knew no North, no South, no Bast, no West. "Then," said a bystander, "go to school and learn geography."' English ladies are adopting the fashion of wearing belts with a small dagger attached. A crusty old bachelor says be thinks it is woman, and not ber wrongs, that ought to be re-dressed. Tf you were to see a pig sick, what animal would you name to it? Por? cupine, (pork, you pine.) If the ant gives an example ol' in? dustry, it is much more than a good many uncles do. Consider well jefore you take a glass of brandy and water. The .sub? ject is a good deal "mixed." Why is a young girl's pocket money like opium? Because it comes from the poppj\ There is one good wife in the country; let every married man think that he hath ber. It' the best man's faults were writ? ten on his forehead, it would make him pull bis bat over his eyes. Fanny Fern is fifty-five, and says she feels half the time ns if "she were just made." The Californians have opened a school for the Chinese, where they can learn to tulky if they wishy. Cabinet-maker, Upholsterer and Undertaker. HAVING resumed the abovo business, I KUI pre? pared to execute all kinds ot' work in tho above line ai the shortest notice and most reasonable pri?es. A variety of COFFINS constantly on hand. Funerals prompt Iv attended. Aug 30 iM." H, BERRY. At drennan ic Carroll's Carriage Factory, Vinegar, Coffee, Cracliers, 313 to. O BBLS. CIDER FINEGAR. A 1 bbl. White Wino 20 sacks KIO COFFEE. 5 bbls. Farina CRACKERS. r, '. Soda " :> .. Rutter _' '. Sugar SNAI'S. .. Ginger SNAPS, for salo low by July 13_ E. AG. D. HOPE. Fresh Biscuit and Crackers. BBLS. st (?AI: CRACKERS, Bbls. Soda Biscuit, Bids. Cream Crackers, " Hut : < r Crackers, I .' Ginger Schnapps, i Just received per steamer, and for sa'.? . by J. A T. it, AGNEW. New and Desirable Goods Just in. WE HAYE RECEIVED, amongst our NEW GOODS, tho following: A COMPLETE LINE OF ENGLISH HOSIERY. Every style of HOOP SKIRT, comprising the following: Tip-Top, Demi-Quaker, Invisible Quaker, Demi-Duplex, Paris Trail, Ladies' Extra Long Demi-Quaker, Child's Single Steel, Misses Single Steel, in movable and immova? ble fastenings, &c, ?fcc. REAL VAL. INSERTINGS. GL'I PT RE EDGINGS, BLACK SILK LACES and EDGINGS, Swiss Mulls. White Silk Laces and Edgings, Thread Bradings. Real SWISSES, Paris, Swiss, Nainsooks and Mulls. JACONET and SWISS EDGING, fcc, kc. Also, BOBBIN ET MOSQUITO SETTING-ALL WIDTHS AND PRICES. FRENCH WOVE CORSETS, at Lowest Possible Prices. June 27 K. C. SHIVER. SMITH'S PATENT Well Fixture I I A NEW, SDirLE and EFFECT? IVE DRIVER for raising watci from wells. Cheaper and mor? durable than ?1 pump, safi r and better than thc old-fashioned windlass. "A'une mention il bu! to prater it." More than ?.CftO arc now in uso in Virgiuia and North Carolini:, and tho demand is still increasing. A supplv of iluso superior WELL FIXTURES aro now on hand and for salo l*>\v by J. & T. R. AGNEW. Mareil *-".? Spartanburg and Union Railroad. miIE ANNUAL MEETING of thoStock _L holilcrt) o?' this Hoad will take place at Spartunburg Court Housa on WEDNES? DAY, tho 21st mutant, at ll o'clock a. m. There will bo un EXTRA TRAIN over tho Road tho day l?eforo and thc day after. Stockholders ?nd their families will bo ! passed freo. THUS. R. JETER, August 8 Prest S. ,v U. R. R. IN THE PRICE OF Clothing!! AS is uar usual custom at thc close ot' each season, we now oiler our stock of SPRIXG CL0TII1.\G AT COST! BARGAINS in BOYS' CLOTHING, ALL-WOOL CASSIMERES & TWEEDS. R. & W. C. SWAFPIELD, Walker's Block. N. B.-We are daily mak? ing additions to our stock of Clothing, willi GOODS OF OUR OWN MANUFAC? TURE. -May l l DRUGS AND CHEMICALS,! WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. t Xl\ bbs. CALOMEL. OVJ lt'O (>/?? QUININE. 25 oz. SULP. MOl?'H?A. io los. ( COTON OIL. 50 lbs. OllbO?OlOKM. .1 ll..-.. NITRATE SILVER. 200 lbs. < ; I'M CAMPHOR. 1,000 lb". EPSOM SALTS. i.ooo lbs. FLOR. sm.run: 2,000 lbs. ia.IT. STONE. Km lbs. SPAN. INDIGO, lou lbs. CREAM TARTAR. 1,000 ?bs. COOKING SODA. 2 (ino lbs. COPPERA8. Tor sah- low bv PISH ER .V HEIXITSH. Druggists. Irish Potatoes ! Cl HOICK NEW POTATOES, for Mal. at | ' ureatlv reduced prices by Juno ?>.; ' .1. A T. lt. AGNEW. New York Advertisements. JOHN MAC GREGOR & CO., 17-; mid lt.0 Pearl Street, Xtw Varie, IMPORTERS, Manufacturers and Dualen* in INDIA. SCOTCH and KENTUCKY BAGGING}'GUNNY BAGS and BURLAP, suitable For Wheat and Corn Sacking; also, a large and complete stock of Bale Hope, embracing Western machine-made Hemp, Manilla, Flax and Jute, Baling Twines, etc., all of which they offer at fan* prices. July 2 1 2mo GEO. C. DUNBAR, 1?.i nker, mu? < Dm in iss i o H Broker IN SOUTHERN SECURITIES, Tele? graph and Express Stocks, County, City and Town Bonds, Gas Stocks and miscel? laneous Railroad Securities. No. 7 WALL STREET, NEW YORK, ??-Refers to Dr. John Fisher and Col. L. D. Childs, Colum? bia. S. C. July 10 .Imo _ SOUTHERN BANK NOTES! SOUTHERN SECURITIES! Bought and sold on commission bv LAWRENCE, BROS. & CO., BAN KEES, NO. IC WALL STREET. XEW YORK. MOKEY receive. I on deposit from banks, bankers, morchants and others. Or? der* in Gold, Government and other Seen rities executed at tho regular Stock Ex- I change by a member of the timi. Consign- . meiits of 'Cotton solicited. Aprils DKWITT C. LAWRENCE. JOHN R. CECIL. Cvurs J. LAW HENCE. War. A. HAESTEU NOTICE TO CREDITORS. IN EQUITY-UNION DISTRICT. Joseph NV hitmiro and others, creditors of John R. R. Giles, vs. Janies T. Douglas and wife.-HM to Murslud Assets. PURSUANT to a decretal order of his Honor Chancellor Carroll in this case, the creditors of John R. R. Giles, deceased, late <d' Union District, S. C., aro required to render on oath and establish their de? mands before nie, by the Hist day of Octo? ber next. WM. MUNRO, Commissioner in Equity Union Dist. Union C. H., S. C., June 20, 18?7. June 2:t ttol ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS ! THE &00D POTASH. AN KW POTASH, or CONCENTRATED LYE] will make better soap, with less tronido, than any other potash out. It is much cheaper, and a ready soap-maker. Try it. Try it. New things must be tried. This Potash is genuine, and is warranted to make Soap. Ruy it at the right place, and you wont bo deceived. The Grand Potash i* tor sale only by FISHER & HEINTTSII, Druggists. July _M FAMILY MEDICINES. milOMPSON'S GENUINE EYE WATER, _1_ for sore and iiillanied eyes. McAllister's All-healing Salve-a valu? able ointment tor old sores. Dalbv's Carminative for Children. Fly 1'. ison Paper, for instant death t > flics! liai vi v's Rat Plums, rat annihilator. "Harloaiu Oil," Dutch specific - cure-all. Soda Water powders, for a cool drink. For sale by FISHER* HEINITSH, June 1 Druggists. TOBACCO ! TOBACCO ! ! BOXES CUOICE TOBACCO, Just received on consignment, and tor sale low by J. it T. R. AGNEW. DOUBLE DAILY ALL-KAIL PASSENGER HOLTE BETWEEN ATLAIVTA&NEW ORLEANS, VIA CHATTANOOGA ami CEAND JUNCTION. Through in Forty-nine Hours ! TKAINS loavo Atlanta daily at 8.45 a. m. and 7 p. m.; making close connections at all points. Arrive at Neu- Orleans at h p. m. and 11.40 p. m. ?t?~ Passengers by trains of th? Georgia Railroad make duse connections with this route ut Atlanta. No Steamboats or Omnibuses on this Route. ELEGANT SLEEPING COACHES ON ALL NIGHT TRAINS. BAG GAGS CHECKED THROUGH. Litre as Loir as !?/ any other Route. THROUGH TICKETS, Good until used, can be obtained at General Tickot Ofliec, Atlanta, On.; Geor? gia Railroad, Augusta, Ga.; South Carolina Railroad, Charleston,H. C.;South Carolin;: Railroad, Columbia, S. C. JOHN R. PECK, Master Transportation Western and Atlantic Railroad. July 17 3mo Laurens Railroad-New Schedule. OFFICE LAURENS RAILROAD. LAUUEKS C. H., S. C., Jnlv 12, 18(17. ON and alter MONDAY, 22d instant, thc trains will run over this Road as fol? low?, until further notice: Loavo Laurens at 5 o'clock a. m. on Mon? days, Wednesdays and Fridays, and arrive at Newberry at il o'clock a. ni. Leave Newberry on Mondays, Wednes? days and Fridays, at fifty minutes after 12 o'clock, connecting with both trains on t!:<_ Greenville and Columbi:'. Railroad at Hcl - na Shops. JOSEPH CREWS, Sup't. Jnlv IC Sup'ts Office N. C. Railroad Co., r?T m ran sraragqp . - COMPANY SHOPS, MAY 27, 1K(?7. UNTIL further notice, Passenger Traine will run on thia Road as follows: Wail Train-East. Leave Charlottedftily 12.19a. m.; Gi cens boro 4.51; Raleigh 0.18. Arrive in Golc:? boro 12.10 p. m. West. Leave Goldsboro 1.07 p. m.; Raleigh ".50: Greensboro 7.58. Arrive in Charlotte 12.19 a. m. Passengers muku cloue through connec? tions-either way-at Charlotte, with the Charlotte and South Carolina Railroad; nt Greensboro, ria Danville and Richmond; at Raleigh, ria Weldon and Bay Lino and Annamcssic Line. Also, connect at Golds? boro with Mail Train on Wilmington and Weldon Road, to and hom Wilmington. Time from Charlotte to New York forty hours, bv cither route. May 29 JAS. ANDERSON. Sup't. General Superintendent's Office, CHARLOTTE St S. C. RAILROAD. COLUMBIA, S. C., May 2, 18(17. ON and utter SUNDAY. May 5, the sche? dule of Hie Passenger Trains over thia Road will be aa follows: Leave Columbia at.5.80 p. m. Arrive at Charlotte nt.12.15 ti. m. Leave Charlotte at. 12.U0 a. m. Arrive at Columbia at.0.50 a. m. Clono connections are made tit Columbia and Charlotte with mail truinaon the North Carolina and South Carolina Railroads. By thia arrangement, passengers by Green? ville Road go immediately through East? ward, and have no detention in Columbia. THROUGH TICKETS aro sold at Colum? bia to Richmond, Va., Washington, D. C., baltimore, Md., Philadelphia, Pa., and New York city-giving choice of routes via Portsmouth or Richmond-and baggage checked. Tickets aro also sold at Char? lotte for Charleston and Auguata. An Accommod?t inn Train, for freight and local passage, leaves Columbia at 7 a. m., on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays of each week, and Charlotte on tho same days and hour; arriving at Columbia and Charlotte at 7 p. ni. May S C. BOUKNIGHT. Sup't. Schedule over South Carolina R. R GENERAL SUP'TS OFFICE. CUABLESTON, S. C., March ll, 18(lf<. ON and after tho Pith inst., the Through Mail Train will run as follows, viz: Leave Charleston.8.00 a. m. Arrive at Columbia. 5.'20 p. m. Leave Columbia.0.50 a. m. Artivo at Charleston.4.00 p. m. March 13 H. T. PEAKE, Gen'] Sup't. Greenville and Columbia Railroad Vi;-.. '.' '. IPASSENGER Trains will run daily, Sun . days excepted, as follows: Leave Columbia at. 7.15 a. m. " Alston at.9.05 " " Newberry at.10.35 " Arrive ai Abbi ville at. 3.13p.m. " at Anderson at.6.10 " " at Greenville at.5.40 " Lcavo Greenville at. 0.00 a. m. " Anderson at.0.30 " " Abbeville at. 8.35 " " Newberry at.1.20p.m. Ai rive at Alston at.2.45 " " at Columbia at. 4.40 " ll,. 'Tho Trains of Ibis Railroad run dailj Sundays excepted) over Pine Itidge Rail? road, between Andel-on and Walhalla, t?' connect ??th tho up and down (rainsol th< Greenville llailroad.