The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, July 25, 1906, Image 7
Man or
Martha
Mcculloch
Williams
Copyright, 1S00, by P. C. Eastment
Tho water, .laughing una lapping, in
vited. The day was giddy May, and
the Invited young Lorena, moreover,
.owned all the folly normal to nineteen,
?to altogether lt would have been n mir
acle if things had gone exactly as, they
?houfd. A proper young woman o?
?ourse would have reckoned chances
before baring her feet and dancing
Joyously in midstream, where the peb
bles lay smoothly bedded In fine sand
mid. gleaming jewel-wise wherever a
?aun ray struck through the ripples.
Lorena did not let hexself remember
that tho ford was but fifty yards higher
up or that this special shallow reach of
the creek lay between the two lake?
that gave the finest fishing. They wore
mot tr ac lakes, of course-only water
mirrors, still and deep, Impounded by
darna of the winter flood's building;.
Xioreua did not love them, / They -yrero
--so placid they reminded her somehow
.Of Johnny-and whatever did that put
. lier put of temper, ?j '
She loved glitter motion, excitement.
It was ecstasy to her to danes ?di day
long; and half tho night after, footing
lt as lightly, aa featly, as wind blown
thistle seed. If only she could dance
alon*! But since that was out of .the
.question, she naturally preferred part
ners who kept, step and were nimble.
?Johnny was neither,. ye? all the time
cebe .bad been engaged to him ho had
felt it His-right' to^ soy, If she d?d not
?dance with him, she must dance with
- li ard ly anybody else, jj
And not at ail with Granville Gore,
-the very prince of partders, who was
Siamlconie and slender and light heart
?ed, with money lu both pockets and h
trick of spending lt with both hands.
Johnny hated him, without reason so
. -far as Lorena could- soe-nt ? least he
Sa ve- he r no reason-only said, "If you
?re foin* ever to belong to me, Lol le,
yon must bo barely civil to that fol
.. low." . .>tl - .
Somehow the ! emphasis on Che last
word always m ado Lorena Shiverwhen '
soho recoiled ' lt ^ How ^couW sJae.JaejD.
Seliouf^fcl^^
<eit limlwLW^
Snow anything he might let hor know
. flt likewise.. v;:>; . ? .
If Johnny could have brought himself
. rio teil her tho break might not tiaye'
?come. ,But ho; wag too proud and mae*
:M?km?&& fer tfc^t. ?l?? nl?? must believe
: in hlnVenV>ug^
Ihad reasons. for ony and everything.
Besides he was afraid of seeming en
vious and Jeatoua of a man so much
tricher and better looking. Moreover,
Hm: did l|^ffiiPj?^^B|i?lI much that
. /could "'r^.' ; .told .'. categorically-lt was
:,<toreV general a?rs and manner, con
joined to words dropped here an? there,
I that made ^olxnnj i^i^^ j&?; had'no.
: ; ?eal. re^ei^ce for ..anything femisias.
" A girl, any girt wus fair ?use to sim.
. : Ji she hadn't sense enough to look ont
-?^ior herself be waa not bound; to look
out for her. Yet Goro was not distinct
ly vicious' - rather, Inordinately Vain,
"He did not mean worse by womankind
> ?and g* yg&?.thee to moko love to themis
s then ride away. Marry! Not he!Nor;
K Re nnest girl alivel
r-?f Lorena had known that! . Un
knowing lt sh? ; had ^thought a % great
-many ' times and a great many things
-?. : ?o - rason?img
three months chico tho break. ; He had
; i tV;been; away for two~c? them? and since
' The came home; she had seen him only
.tn crowds. .But'he had used his eyes so
'eloquently as to set her heart .wlldhj
fluttering. But Oddly enough/ it had
'fluttered ..: pyeu more when I 'Ky ebises
^o had; enw^
: working clothes, driving his wagon to:
>miuv: vv ?'-c?>:':
They had bs^ry nedded to each oth
er, and she'hsil'ridden fast afterward*
t>ut not;fast enouii^ to get;a^y fr^
. ~& sense that Johnny, old Johnny,, : si?
had
: i.Tirned to look after her as long as Bho
yn\9 in sight
. Today she. was not thinking of hiin-rv
.-;:.; Wading'waa:
?^??aucn'-p
lier ankles. She lifted her skirts MgmV
ly to bothi bohds and balanced to her
?badow upon the riling stream. Such
" ja fundy Bbadow-'-danclng grotesquely
$?;*8ven when she.riood still. ;
? Bept in contemplation of lt she did
; not bear% footsteps or any thing until
l^sls indigenous, cnders?and, I ekaii settle
In . your' -iel^borbood I j uat^^'iiooii ''&M-'
Salier sk Ute heedless of wat?r^h^dleiw,
?rnt^^
/ -; -|^e^;:
ly: ^r?nvlfie? T?r. "Gore! ~Kiil thia
ereaturer
At that the moa laughed louder than
ever. Granville had discreetly disap
peared. He was sorry for Lorena;
also angry with her, even angrier than
vith his friend of the fiat, red face.
There were millions back of the fiat,
red face - millions that might 'mean
much to Gore's future. Was he to risk
their help, to invite everlasting cha CT,
to make himself the butt of the grill
rooms noxt time he was In town, by
championship of a girl, a silly country
girl, who should have fcuown better
than to put herself in such case?
Mullen, he of the Hat, red face, was
not a bad sort only full of uncouth
spirits. Lorena would como to no
barm. And If sho had senso enough to
keep her mouth shut he (Gore) would
see to lt that she was handsome 'y
made up to for her present fright, but
of course bo could not acknowledge her
as an acquaintance when shu looked
such a guy and had let herself get
caught in such a plight.
Lorena, noting his absence, stumbled
blindly toward the bank and half-fell
upon lt, covering her eyes with both
hands. Mullen scrambled out' ben ld o
ber and trie? to Hit her to her feet, the
I rest Jeering hinv pretending to say
things asid* and Binging in cracked
choru?, **Woeretr, my wandering boy?"
? ' The}' were laughing so loud, watching
? so Intently. .Tommy fell upon tl lem Uko
iS thunderbolt from blue skies. Johnny
was still in working clothes-ho bad,
i in fact, started to the blacksmith's
j shop in; a mad hurry In hope of getting
a dulled plow point eh arpen ed. So he
had como to the ford In the very nick
j of time to see that a woman was in
need of help and to rush to give lt
I "Gentlemen,'' Johnny's voice cut like
Ice, "you must show me your warrant
. for taking a prisoner. Unless you do"
Ho. stopped short there, his face white,
his eyee two points of flame. Even yet
he did not know, but a Eceond later
I Lorena was beside him, clinging to
I him; burying her face In his - rough
sleeve, and sebblrig out:44Johnny! Save
met Take me away] Don't stop to
fight them-only take me and go!"
"j?pt. yet," Johnny said, putting her
?..gently away. ' .
; ? Tb o eyenta of the next ? five ; minutes
aro better left unchronicled. 'Suffice lt
that Mr. Granville Gore and his sports*
i men hienda from the citj? went away
on jme night train, nt ipaat two of the
I visitors carrying beautiful block eyes,
M to how tho ey eg bad been achieved
ibero wno discreet B?lenee. But 'rben
In the. fall - Lorena, and Johnny yero
married t?tere came to tho br Ids a
chest of macsivo silver, alon& .with an
unsigned noto which ran:., ''Please ac
cept this lu token; ot forgiveness* Be
.member, you o wo mo eometbirujMn
xfh?t X gave you occasion to-find'out
the dl^ereixco there ls between : a man
;an?a^m^i?e;^'-' 4f !* Vy?? [fj
Lorena w^g fer sending lt backy but
Johnny laughed and said: "Mullen la
li right Ho ls a nwo, You can drub a
man Into decency, but a mouse always
j: runs away."-' '.
jv ^*And I hate mice of" every sort," Lo
! rena added with a pensive smile.
t't*a ".' 1 '.'rr*- . .'"J 11
. Vhejr'Uad esea Thai.
r :;? A young oisclp) if Blneknto?s who
! had worked bia way. through college
and taken a full course Sn the study of
'law besides was making a trip through
? the southwest: bi search of ar. eligible
location for the practice of his .profes
i-sSpni A thrifty . young. city, ; with a
considerable body of water on-one side
pct it and a' forest on me other; attract*
ed bia attention, and be decided to
mace a few. days' stay there and In
vestigate. ?r- ml
^'P*?tti2# up - at what seemed to be
toe. best hotel, be ate his dlcner, then
strolled into the 'office and proceeded
; in a careless way to interrogate the
; clerk. '.< . ;r \v /.v^-; ?
? "There is a good deal , of business
dono in this town, isn't there?*' be
.asked.-:': . ." .
m **Yes, air,'* answered the younc man.
vi**? one way1 and
good; Jag of business going on here."
1'Healthy,place, isn'tiltrv
./ .?.Middling.'' ; ;'- ... .',':y-:
"Is there much litigation h?re^!:?'v 1 ^
. ..^No.'.I. haven't heard bf any eases of
that,; but t?ero'e ? lot of cmlls; an*
fever and occasionally a pretty ; bad.
.cas?'bf-tho'grlp.*^ ';:'"':'v'.;.'? ' J};,\.
. pg V.,: ? i ; ' ?^Wl
,,r;.-: Dei^y;-???;'^?-i Fofvder Doy. .
Many stories baye been writteii. and
told \abotit Admiral Dewey and bis
heroic deed at Manila, bay, but-?one
snow the kindness of heart ot : which
ibid modern beru ls capable as the fol
lowing, which has just come to light:
:^hea ?'der was ?I ven to Strip tor
r^?ob just before the battle bf Manila
Bay ? powder boy on the flagship accl
iontally 1 dropped bis coat ? overboard.
He asked permission to jump after lt;
buf^was, refused. ; In spite ? bfi.^'?re-.'
fuaai; ho dropped overboard, te??^red
disobedience otist?pti,. a serious off
fen&e In the navy* especially under th!i
vcemmai?deKv ihfvko'?iTOx^^
fore the admiral, who(kindly but arm
ly d^iided an exp^ana?on., Br?akT
%ySt8^^;ttje. lad wiid- ?id^citat
contained bis mother's picture and he
;'-Bei?ee^^
love? hie mother- e^uii^;; ic*:|r?i;nif
life for ber picture'oannoi^?sj?te
^ai^t?mlsftset.?*- , ^
P?*sl^l?t Sa ^
MYSTERIES OF SLEEP.
Th? Tim? When Qreaieat Depth of
Slumber Occurs.
It is related cf a Chinese mer
chant who was convicted of wife
murder and sentenced to dio by be
ing deprived of sleep that ho was
placed in prison with guards
changed hourly for the purpose of
preventing him from sleeping. Aft
er the commencement of tht " ' v >h
day his suffering was so intense >t
he implored the authorities to sti
flo, guillotine, burn him, drow .*
im, garrote, shoot, quarter, blow
him np with gunpowder or put him
to death in any conceivable way.
Natural sleep has been defined as
mental rest produced by an appe
tite resulting from fatigue, but the
idea that menial rest means mental
inaction is hardly tenable, inasmuch
as it quite frequently happens that
the solution of unsolved problems is
the first thing to appear in the con
sciousness on awakening, and thus
the mind must have been operative
while asleep.
It is commonly supposed that the
greatest depth of Bleep occurs about
the end of the first hour. This,
however, is not invariably tho mle,
according to my own observations
in tho Cook County (Chicago) In
sane asylum, made some years ago,
when I spent two successive nights
in hourly testing the depth of sleep
by light, sound and touch.' A ma
jority of the ten cases I had under
observation Bhowed tho" greatest
depth to bo at about 3 a. m. More
recently Dre. Sante do Sanctis and
N. Neyros, at thc University of
Borne, tested the depth pf sleep in
four norm ul persons by pressure
upon, -the temple. One of those
snowed the greatest depth of sleep
in the 8econd and fifth hours, while
the others showed the greatest
depth between the first and second
hours.
Talking in sleep is more common
than is generally supposed. Arm
strong and Child found in 200 stu
dents, between the ages of twenty
and thirty years, that 41 per cent
of tho men und 37 per cent of the
women talked in their sleepy and
most of them could answer ques
ti?iJa.--'Harper'8 Weekly. ?
lt WM Not Craps After Al!.
|J A: Kew. York man was talking
about Op4e Bead, author, anal jour
swiist.' ritead, you know/* he said,
"edited the Arkansaw Traveller for
ten. years or. more. They say that
in the spring of 1885 a reporter for
the' Traveller died. He was a fine
young chap. A visitor to the office
tko day after the funeral found the
editor and'his staff talking about
their loss disconsolately. *
"It- has been a sad loss, friends/
the visitor said; ca sad loss indeed.'
He . sighed and looked about the
roora. 'And I am pleased to see,' he
went on, "that you commemorate
the melancholy even! b hanging np
crape.' f.
?^Opie Bead frowned.
"'Crape V he said. 'Where do yon
see any crape?* "y .?
" 'Over there/ said the vi?iior,
pointing.
" 'Crape be ?urned J? said Bead.
iThat isn't crape; it's the office tow
?ll^V?Tew York Tribune.
' "? '. Y,' "; , ' 1 * ?"
V; Bsokksspinai">Necessary. K<
London lodging
hons? does not yet need io number
thc hairs of ula head si a precaution
against theft, but he needs to keep
careful account of everything else,
says a writer in Public Opinion. AA
actor who had disc?vered his land
lady's propensity Vfor taking a por
??ipn? ot everything he bought num
bered and listedrbis things. One
: night ; ho roused^ the household by
s^?|K??bw^S|^'wi attic a de
nian&for "No. 8." Y .,
?No. 8?" shouted the landlady
?back. ,fWhat No. 8P' v
^ want cube No. . 8 of my lump
8ugsr/';he reptied.
cupboard were unmolested.
' , ' A IPScu?ar Book. :;'V : {
>-.'';'vP??;'of ,the moat curious booka iii
|w wc^li^^elon^ to the De I ??tie
fanjily ^ is nei
ther printed nor written^ A? w
letter^ore Cut ont of the vellum and
?etf? of
?;lnie''|^r?'t{;l?he work ia BO carefufe
<l#dqnVthat the book ia read withf
thc greatest of ease. Budolphus II.
HOW THE SEXES DIFFER.
Contrary Way? of Mon end Women lt
Doing the Samo Thing.
Ever watched a man ns he take9
a choir ? Ho'll move it-every time,
even if ifs only an inch. He would
not eit in it just whore it was for
tho world. Watch him next timo
and. ECO if ho doesn't move it. A
woman will seat herself without
touching the chair. A woman is
more philosophical anyhow.
Men are queer creatures, as every
ono knows. A man will always Btir
his coffee before drinking it. This
is very foolish. Ile should taste it
first to seo if it needs stirring.
Few men open their personal cor
respondence without looking at tho
postmarks to soo the time of post
ing. Women, on tho other hand,
tear open tho envelope at once.
They aro in too much of a hurry to
waste any time.
When a man puts on his hat ho
almost always looks inside it first.
What ho expects to see remains a
mystery, but ho looks for it, all the
same.
He subjects the point of his pen
to the samo careful scrutiny before
commencing to writo a letter. A
woman starts right off, jabs her pen
in the ink pot and straightway be
gins to scribble as if her lifo de
pended on it.
It is the man who reads with his
back to the light, holding his book
in one hand. Herein lies wisdom.
A woman rests her. book on the ta
ble and leans both elbows thereon.
But the foolishness of the man's
act' lies in the fact that he is seek
ing comfort and seldom takes this
position because it is the most sci
entific, one. Of course he finds it
isn't comfortable. His arm aches
after the first ten minutes, where
upon he puts his book down and re
marks he is going out.
It is the man who lets out se
crets-not by tolling them, but by
ill timed silence; He does worse;
by refusing to gratify the curiosity
of his questioners he invariably
causes them to jump to conclusions
much more damaging than the truth
of the matter.^-rNew- York Press.
j Dipl?melo. .. . ' .'
*<Mr. Gidsmore/' began the young
man, "when you proposed td your
wife-cr to the estimable ladv whb
is now Mrs. Gidsmore-did she ?gil
70s vi* ask her father V*
"She dig, my boy," affably replied
Mr.?Giusmpre. '
"And did you try" to shirk the
job?" <
"Well, come to think of it, I did.
I-I believe I tried to get her to do
the asking, 'pon my soul 1 Ha, ha 1"
"And when you did ask him-of
course you had to speak to him
finally"- '.!
"Of course I did; of course."
"And when you did ask him did
your knees shake, and was your
tongue dry, and did you have stage
fright generally ?"
"I was scared to death."
"Well, that's the f ay I feel. I
told Gladys I knew I could find
some mutual bond of sympathy be
tween us when I came to tell you
that she has promised to marry me."
-Bfe, - ' ?. " ' "/ ,
.Uk Prom a Fish.- . .<.?
By s 5 us, of which fine, iridescent
stockings and., shawls are, made_ in
Sicily, is a silk made by. a ?aa. y me '
Tmina ia m~ Hcdit"iiu?ei?n shellfish
that has an odd little tubo at tho
end of its' tongue. Out of this tube,
spider fashion or silkworm fashion,
it spins' a silk thread, with which it
fastens itself to any rock that it
wishes to adhere to. When.' the
puma moyes on its fastenings its
silk. cable : remains behind. \ This
i cable, which is called bvseus, the, Si
cilian fishermen gather.- Byasus
weaves into the softest,finest, sheen- ?
iest of fabrics, but it is very raro
and expensive.-Popular Science
Siftings. . - '? -.
On BvanjUines. y.
In the olden days many a good
Scotchman fought in the ranks of
La Belle. France. A MacDonald,
whose sword had won him a cap?
lainey, while at mess with his broth
er, officers was jeered at by . a
provencal major for a foreigner!
r*j??h ", exclaimed the sneerer, *you
beggarly Scots but fight fdr goldi"
:?AncT ; what fights my brother
inchman for ?' \ exclaimed Mac.
^or honor/' exclaimed the Freneh
man. "Well, well, man,"^cxtollf re-'
plied the Scot ao ho emptied. his
glassy 'Ve both are fighting to gain
what we need the most." ,
'. A Revelation...;. . \Ut v- '.
ttx the midst of his passionate deo
I laration she yawned slightly, '
Though, with he* white??ul. jew
eled hand, she Attempted tb conceal
the movement, it did not escapo him.
/'H)h, Clarence/? ~'she^ift??&?idif:
horror striken,. "did JI? oflss my*
mj&tfc.33 wid? ??'.t?iatr'r.'.'.V? .. ,?
I>r, William?' Indian Pl
Blind, Bleedlr-fi '
1er? ,ir Wn&rz;
jt^/pt^pfcreditOT
. p^?a^rs^sT?.. br m?l, for
>?%?d ?LOO, W?iiama? JU?, t.. Co.,
mkot?t OieyeUnd, Ohio.
-r-8iilt , waUr dossaH always run
dt?sp. Thora is tbs stagnant pond?;
for instance. .??^^^^^^M^^?
THE GAME OF CHESS.
lt ls Probably th? Oldest Pastime
Known to Man. .
The oldest gamo known to man
is choss. Tho origin of this game,
or mimic battle, as Goldsmith call
ed it in his translation ol Vida,
date? back to 3000 B. C. It ia rich
in legendary nncedotes, and its ven
erable nomenclature has been trans
mitted through all changes in lan
guage from tao earliest tongues of
the Inrlo-Europoan to the latest.
A peculiar thing about chess,
with its combination of idle amuse
ment and extreme mental toil, is
that it is tho onty game sanctioned
by priesthoods of all beliefs. The
principal piece in the gamo derives
its name, king, from tho Persian
shah, or ruler.
Many men whoso names have
gone down to posterity, such as
Charlemagne, Tamerlane, Frederick
tho Great, Charles XII., Voltaire,
Rousseau and Ben Franklin, havo
been devotees and students of the
game.
Chess is Asiatic in origin, and
originally moro attention was paid
to it by Asiatic students and philos
ophers than by men of western coun
tries. Of lato years, however, ita
popularity has greatly increased
among western nations, and nation
al chess tournaments are now held
by experts from nearly all countries.
Tho history of chess may be di
vided into three periods-tho age of
the primeval Indian game, extend
ing from its origin down to tho sixth
century A. P.; the ago of the me
diaeval chess, from tho sixth cen
tury to the sixteenth century, and
tho age of the modern chess, from
tho last of tho sixteenth century to
tho present day. Of course many
changes in tho method of play took
place in the course of development
of tho game, and as it is played nov?
it is different from the game the
ancients know.
Chess has boen played in nearly
every country. Chessboards hove
been found among ibo ruins at Pom?
peii, end in tho Roman Forum one
may still eeo th?? outline of a check
erboard roughly scratched on the
stone walk by some senatorial pago
of Caesar's timo. In the orient both
gamea have been played from time
immemorial.
v.-'. j fha Refreshment of Chango*
' A charming old lady who was so
cially inclined, but who was kept
rather closely at home by tho pres
sure of many cares, used sometime*
to exclaim, "I do just love to drink
out of somebody else's teacups 1"
A titting pendant to this agreea
ble anecdote is another of a little
girl whoso sapper invariably con
sisted of bread and butter, milk and
applo sauce, a monotonous diet, of
which she frequently complained.
One day she was asked out to sup
per at a neighbor's. At a late hour
the hostess found that no apple
sauce had been prepared for* the lit
tle guest, so she sent ono of the
maids to the child's home for a sup
ply. The little girl on returning to
her mother was enthusiastic about
the delightful visit and particularly
about tho "beautiful supper," when
she had been olio ved to pour milk
sud cream for herself ?rom the dain
tiest little pitchers.
' "And, oh, such good apple sauce.
*f?w??i?, th? b??* I ever tasted F
' Queer Decorations.
' Many Japanese women gild thoir
teeth. Women of Arabia, stain their
fingers and, toes red. In Greenland
women paint their faces blue and
yellow.1 In India the women of three
nigh' castes paint their teeth black.
A Hindoo brido is anointed from
head to foot with grease and saffron.
Borneo women, dye the hair in fan
tastic colors-pink, green, blue and
scarlet. In Kew Holland Bears mado
carefully with shells form elab?rate
patterns on ' the women's faces. In
tome South American tribes the wo
men draw the front teeth, esteeming
as an ornament the black gap thus
made. ,-, . .? ?
H?e Explanation.
'fi A bisbop.-recently returned from
a tour of his diocese, according to
the Springfield Republican, brought
this story : Ho was tho guest of one
of the pill ars of the church in a ru
ral community. Beefsteak was the
piece, do resistance, and the guest
sawed at it with such energy that
its toughness was perfectly obvious.
Finally tho host thought it neces
sary io do something to save his rep
utation for hospitality. "It's fine
meat." ho remarked; "nice and ten
der. But, you see. we, havo to keep
the knives very dull on account of
the children."
h :.t1 . '
Salt a Liiwury.
Salt is the greatest luxury known
in Central Africa.. In some sections
?monk the peores inhabitants salt
is never used - Even among the bet
ter d?sses a man whei eats salt with
his food is considered a rich individ
ual. In some tribes ; where salt is
not so s carce children are so fond of
it that;, they may. bo. seen eating it
like 4"~ American children would
\%/rV': ;?a^ ilsward.
{J;Jeraoy^case; of rbenmetisu which
o an no t be c ared wi th Dr, Dr u mm o nd's
lightning Remedies, internal and ex
ternal, relie ves at onoe, obr? guaran
teed, i Restores stiff Joints,r drawn
corie, j and hardened 'muscles. Ii
your druggist has not got it do not
take any thing else. Head desorption
of your case, take the' agttaay and se
cure treatment free. . *.
Not the Right Question
"Tho bravery of young men," enid ]
Rear Admirable Buhler at Atlantic *
City, according to the New York
Tribune, "is a faot that I shall never
oea8e to marvel over. Did you hear '
of a hope too forlorn, a ?risk too over
whelming, for tho young mon of tho
armioa and navies of the world to un
dertake?
"If only tho wrong men's wisdom
equaled their bravery! But this is
impossible. Sometimos I think boys
have so muoh bravery there is no room
iu them for anything else. |
"I used to know a boy who was braye
enough, but reokless, caroloss, extrav
agant. Ho aooumulatod a great quan
tity of debts.
"His father gave him a talking to
ono day.
" 'Suppose,' he said, 'that I should
bo taken away suddenly, what would
be jome of you?'
" 'I'd stay here,' the boy answored,
smiling. 'The question is, what would
beoomeof you?" '
The Smallest She Had
t
A conductor on the O'Fallon Park
division of the St..Louie and Suburban
railway had such a good ran of busi
ness Sunday afternoon, relates the St.
Louis Globe-Democrat, that ho had
difficulty in keeping himself supplied
with small obango. Many porsons
who patronized his car handed him
dollars and bills of larger denomina
tions in payment of their fares.
The conductor, however, managed
to get along fairly well until a woman
carrying a tiny infant, boarded his
oar. When he approached the wo
man for her fare, she handed him a $5
bill.
"Is that the smallest you have, mad?
am?" queried the conductor, fearing
'mother stringenoy in obango.
The woman looked at thc oonductor
and then at her baby, and made this
surprising reply:
"Yes, Ihavs been married only
twelve months."
"I ao ver wac 'so sold while I havo
been workingyba fha road/' ssid the
conductor afterward in telling the mo*
torm?n of the incident.
i A?r?!d of Ths?r Wino.
Henry White, the American am
bassador to Itsly tells this story. "Two
Engli?ninon attended a dinner at otis
of the Nespolitsn hotels on the wster
front.
"Atter the dinner the Englishmen
went out for a walk along tho embank
nient. The sea was rough. The spray
splashed over them. Soon they satr
a statute, and. ss they neared this
statute it nodded to them gravoly.
" 'Did you soo that statute nod?'
the first Englishmen said:
" 'I oertainly did.' tho second ?aid.
" 'It ia this confounded Capri wine,'
the first said.
" 'Well,' the sooond said, we had
better get back homo to ped before wc
are run in/. -
"So, ashamed of themselves, .the'.
Englishmen went home to bed, and
when amazingly flesh when all thing
were considered, thoy sst down to
breakfast the next morning their
weiter asid to them: Did the gentle
men feel the last night's alight earth
quake shock?"
,- . mm B m . . ?"? ?
Ray Bright Enough For Him.
, A member of tho traveling fraternity
was waiting for a trait} at a small rail
wry station in Northern New Hamp*
shire, where was gathered the usual
number of people whose daily diver
sion 1B "to see what is going on at the
dee-po." Among the later arrivals
was william Bay, well known in that
section for his ready wit. His ap
pearanoe was ooossion of suoh sslu
tions as "Good morning, Bay" "Hello,
Kay," from all sides.
Business being dull that morning,
the stranger, thinking this an oppor
tunity to "drum" up a little fun. turn
ed to the newcomer and inquired:
"Are you an X ray?"
. Without hesitation William F. re
plied: "I don't know as Tm an X
ray, but I oan sae through you."
A burst of laughter, from the crowd,
silence on the part of the travelling
mao*-Boston Herald.
Elgin and Waltham Watches
Are thc nVar.dard of fte world. Our
gold-F.lle.', coses sro? warranted for 20
year fi, ' jgraved or plaio5 fitted with
Big?.;, or Waltham movement, Hunting
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sent by registered mail.
OarJAgent at Durham, N. C., writes:
"OarJewelers have eoafessed they
don't know how you csa famish saoh
work for the money." r
Our Agent at Heath Springs, S. 0.,
'.fritos: .?;v^?w'; - V
"Your watches take at sight. The
geailein?n who got the last watch said
that he examined . and priced \ jewel
er's watches iu Lancaster that wsre
no. better than yours, but the price
was$<&.'' ? . '
Our Agent at Pennington, Tex.,
?frites: . .' AV^* /; ''\ i a
i'Am la receipt of JJthoJwatoh, and
ant: pleased without measure. Alt
who have seen it say* it would be oheap
st*4o;v 5 \ 1 . ? '
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THOMAS ALLEN?
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
om<?o In Old Benson Building.
Money to Loan on Real Estate.
WALL PAPERING.
A fall assortment of Wall Paper, in
cluding Tapestry, satin finish, ingrain
and bath room Tile. Tho largest stock
ever carried in Anderson. Room mould*
ng to inatcb all paper. All orders filled
on ebert notice. - Three of the beat paper
hangers In tho city.
We also do work out of the city.
Q. L. ARNOLD, .
Phone No. 20 B. 301 Depot street
Notice to Creditors.
AU persons having dalma against
the Estates of Mary Earle and Fletcher
Lallmer, deceased, are hereby notified
to present thain, properly proven, to the
undersigned within thirty day a after
publication herof for payment.
R. Y. H. NANOK,
Judge of Probate as Special Referee.
Feb 21,1008 38 5
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Charleston] [& Western Carolins.
Railway.
I Arrival and Departure of Trains, Ander
j aontS. O.
j , - ^?U
Effective Jnne 8,1008.
- T~ "/.Xii
DEPART?RESl
7.27 a. m. No. 22, dally, except Sunday*
for Mc Cor oa lok and in tor mo
..? ?? diste stations, arrive' McCor
mick ll 16 e. m.
4:15 p. m. No 6, daily, for Angosta, etc.
connecting at A n?tete, TT???? all
lines diverging, and at McCor
mick wita C. & W. O. train No.
4 for Greenwood and interme
diate stations, Arrive Calhoun
Falls 5.42 p. m., Angoste 8.80
p? m. f) . %
' '* . ARRIVALS: 'Mi
Tr? Ins orr ive TJnlop Depot Anderson, ?
No. y, dally, from A"2g??.Si McOormlok,
Cai noun Pail? end Intermediate orations
11.00 a. xa.- No. 21, dal\y. exoent 8??*?,
from HuCormxctt and intermed?ate asa
tionB5.i0p/m; . ' V *
W. B. Steele, U. T. A.,
Anderson, 8.0.
Geo. T, Bryan, G. A., ; >
, Greenville,,S, O.
Ernest Williams, O.P.A.
Augusta, Ga.
R. A. Brand.
, Trafilo Manager.
Blue Ridge Railroad.
BStettve NOT. 89,1901.
? .WESTBOUND.
No. ll (daily)-Leave Belton 8.60 p,
m; Anderson 4.15 p. m. ; Pendleton 4.47
p. m. ; Cherry 4 64 p. m. ; bsneca 5.81 p.
nan arrive Walhalla 5.55 p. nu
No. 9 (dally except Sunday)-Leave
Belton 10.45 a. m.; Anderson 11.07 a. m.;
Pendleton 11.82 a. m.; Cherry 11.39 a. m.*
arrive at Seneca 11.67 o.m.
No; 5 (Sunday only)-Leave Baltes
11.45 a. m.; Anderson. 11.07 a. m.; Pe&
dleton 11.82 a, m.; Cherry 11.89 a. mus
Seneca 1.05 p. m.; arrive Walhalla LS,
p. m.
No. 7 (dally except Sunday)-Leave
Anderson 10.80 a. m.: Pendleton 10.59 a.
m.; Cherry 11.09 a. m.; Seneca 1.05 p. m.}
arrive Walhalla 1.40 p m. :
No. 8 (daily)-Leave Belton 9.15 p.
arrive Anderson 9.42 p. m.
No. 28 (dally except Boa lay)-Laave
Belton 9.co a. m.} arrive Anderson 9.80
%m* EASBOTJND,
: No. 12 (daily)-Leave Walhalla 8.85 a,
m.; Seneca 8.58 a. m.; Chen y 9.17 a. m.;
Pendleton 9.25 a. m.; Anderson 10.00 a.
m.; arrive Belton 10.25 a. m.
No. 15 (dally except Sunday)-Leave)
Seneca 2.00 p. m.; Cherry 2,19p5 m.; Pen
dleton 2.25 p. m.; Anderson 310 p. m.;
arrive Belton 8.85 p. m.
. No. 6 (Sunday OP ly)-Leavo Anderson
8.10 p. m.; orri ve Belton 3 85 p* m. $
No 6 (dally)-Laave Walhalla 8.10 p.
m.: Seneca 5.81 p. m.; Cherry 5.59 p. m.;
Pendleton 6,12 p. m.; Anderson 7.80 p.
m.: arrive Bel von 7.58 p. m.
No. 24 (daily except Sundayl-Leaya
Anderson 7.50 a. m.L?*ri^BeUon 8Jf
?>?*> ? *. ?- "'Mid
. .. J. Ro ANDERSON, Supt.
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