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WHO IST ?Tesus ol' Nazareth. \ Save C James T. Macon, in AlmoBt for the first time since wo j were a boy-today October 1SJ05 we have been reading her? ami there in "Tho Lady of the Lake." .Many of our readers will tenderly remember Kllen Douglas, as described by Sir Walter Scott, in this poem. Her father and her lover in disgrace polit ically and in prison, she w^ka thc street? of jrroud Edinburgh, a forlorn, trembling, helpless stranger. Suddenly she mocts a noblo-iook ing stranger, in knihgtly apparel, wearing a black, gold-embroidered bonnet, with a white plume waving from \h. He hears her story and tolls lid' ho bad known her and her father in their days of freedom and happiness, in their highland home. He gives her sympathy and counsel and promise.!* to go with her to thc King of Scotland, with whom ho will use his influence to obtain tho rcloaso of her father and her lover. They walk together along the streets of Scotland's historio capital, and come to Holyrood Palace-home of ancient Scottish Kings. Poor Ellen shrinks and trembles at tho thought of ap proaching the King. She is a modest mountain maid, not uued to crowns and courts 9nd heralds. Her foot is more ab home treading the purplo heather on tho mountain side than the burnished floors of a royal palace. 4tIIow shall I know tho King? I have never seen him!" she erica in much mental perturbation and dis tress. "All will be uncovered, except ihe King; ho alone will wear his bonnet," was the answer of her knightly guide. The palace doors are strangely and quickly thrown open, RS the approach, and they enter. And poor Ellen Douglas, raising her eyes timidly, locks on ?mon of princely part, OB honorable counsellors, on warriors and ssgeB. Stars and ooronets, and be gemmed ribbons meei her gaze. There is not one, however, that is covered; no ono wears his bonnet. Where is tho King? Who is tho King? She looks up suddenly and imploringly to her guide. Ho alone wears hat and plume. Ah, the grateful truth flaohCB upon her! Her guide is the King I Who then is the King? He is a man-be who refused to be called the ion of Pharaoh's daughter and esteemed the reproach of Ghrist greater riohes tban the treasure? of Egypt-who gave up his place of ease ?nd honor and luxury in the house hold of a great King, to identify him self with serfs and bondsmen of his own race. Gan you find an instance of sublime self-renuuoiatioo to excel this? He infused hope into the hearts of men who were broken in spirit and humiliated by a bondage of four hundred years. Surely a For Thin Bajeles Fat is of great account to a baby ; that is why babies are fat. If your baby is scrawny, Scott's Emulsion is what he wants. The healthy baby stores as fat what it does not need immediately 'for bone and muscle. Fat babies are happy ; they do not cry ; they are rich ; their fat is laid np for time of need. They are kaPPy because they are comfortable. The fat sur rounds their little nerves and cushions them. When they are scrawny those nerves are hurt at every ungentle touch. They delight in Scott's Emul sion. It is as sweet as wholesome to them. Send for free sample. ' * ? '., ,'T' V . ; ?' Be sure that this picture in the form of a Ubol ls OB th? wrapper of cv-ry bottle of Emu! ol on you buy. Scott ft Bowrie Chemists * <$Q?>'*;s Paarl JU**** ? Jtete\Vork . ? ?0c."aa4ll'0>''v;,' AnoTttfgt?? i HE KING? Vii o O M vc Himself to ethers. News and Courier. strong j|)irit, a great heart, only could TouipasB ^juch a worlr UH this. With ?in alujoHt unffciried patience for lorly yearn Lo bore the peevishness, tho rebellioi?<?'>-,??) che unbelief of his people. But there caine a time when this man, meeker than all men that were upon the face of tho earth, and of patience almost boundless, waa irrev erent towards his God and so stirred with hitter wrath against his people that he was p*ady to slay Jthoti all. Shall we make h itu our Kiug?* Shall wo call him the King? Shall wo as acknowledgment of inferiority sUnd uncovered in his presence, U'.?OU whose weakness wo look with pity and with consor? And herc is another mau, tin.-- ion of Jesse, the Bethlomite, this armor bearer of Saul, has ho not a kingly heart who has his enemy in hie pow er-that enemy who has afflicted him with BO many and undeserved wrongs -and who takeB vengeance on him by outting off tho skirt of his ooat that he may provo to him there is no enmity in bis heart against him? But look again and you will see that hand that would not be stretched forth against tho Lord's anointed, red with the blood of a wronged hus band, a faithful subject, a gallant sol ? dier. Look yet again and you will see that once puro young heart that L'y keenly felt Israel's disgrace, foul with lust and adultery, and cowering voder tho withering rebuke of a faith ful prophet-"Thou art tho man." Verily & murderer and an adulterer sha!! not bo tho King. We stand un rv, ?rod in no ouch presence. And here is still another man-he who was anointed King of Israel by Zadok, the priest, and Nathan, tho prophet-a King, whoso wisdom is such that be can discern maternity in the pleadings of a mother for her own offspring, though it bb givon to tbs bosom of another, and whoso fame for wisdom is such that all the Kings of the earth seek to know him. He reigns in such splendor and rnsgsi? cecoe that none who wont before, not.o who carno after, will ever pos* j Bibl.7 attain to. But see him in hisj old age, the food and willing dupe of idolatrous women,the oppressor of his subjects. Wise in his youth, in his old ?ge he has become a fool. Neither oar. wo take him for our King-for the King. The gray hairs of our King must briog wiib them honor and r? sped, not pity and aversion. But, ah! here is another man-one who left the glory that He had with Che Father before the world waa, and the adoration of angels, to identify Himself with s race that had lost theil: birthright of purity and holi ness, ?nd beoozne enemies to God, and robers against His authority* "Being in the form of Ged, He thought it not robbery to be equal with God, but made Himself of no reputation, and took upon Him the form of a servant, and waa made in the likeness of men." He collects together Sa tan's bondsmen, who had been hu miliated and enfeebled in Satan's ?ervioe-willing slaves to Satan. He animates them with hope, transforms them into sturdy soldiers, and with them wina victory and suooesB. Dy ing ab the handB of His enemies, on whom He bad conferred unspeakable benefits. He makes against them tao obarge of ingratitude, hurls at them 'no. threat of ooming vengeance, but eries: "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." His enemicB are in His power I A word to the Father, and He might have twelve angels of legions of angels; but there is , no thought of vengeance in His heart. Only a prayer for their forgiveness is there. Moses, Daniel, Solomon 1 Kings were ye, but ye were but men, whose liv OH w.ero marred by anger, lust, folly, treachery. Wo stand with covered hoads in your presence. We seek a greater King. The hand of power that touohed and saved the lost; the heart that eould relinquish Heaven and all its glories to save rebellious man; tho true King we find in Jesus of Naz areth, who t;ave Himself to save others. IQ ?nC and rcTcrCuCC, and yet with humble, perfect love, we stand uncovered in tho prcsonde of Him who is King of Kings and Lord of Lords. - Even the church bell repeats all that it is tolled. - Don't wear out your welcome, .it' is difficult to replace it.hf - ? bluff by any other name would be Just es unsatisfactory* ? ;- A dollar jn tho pocket of a stingy man represents cloie quarters, - Some folks W as if they wera j attending a continuous funeral scr Called to Save Poataga. She had a quarrel with her best young man and iu winding up thc affair wrote him a letter which called for a reply. After he had abased him self on paper, she intended to forgive him, but as the reply had not come at once bbc retired to her reom for thc usual feminine cry. 1'rescutly the bell rang, and a? the maid was enjoy ing her night out ?he dried ber tears hurriedly, scrambled her hair into shape and opened thc door. There ?toed the young m?*o, "Como in," she said rather ungra ciously, thinking that she ouuld not be very dignified under the circum stances. "I wasn't looking for you," with the accent on the "you." "Oh, I thought I'd como instead of writing and save a stamp. You're always telling me to practice econ omy." As this was true Bbc had to forgivo him.- New York Press. -mt m mv< - A Three Forks Cock Tail. "I was standing in the barroom at a resort at Three Forks," said a travel ing man, according to the Anaconda. Standard, "waiting for the proprietor to arrive, iu the hope of placing a small order. While I was waiting two cowboys, .wrapped in fur coats, their own dignity and a reputation as tho top riders in tho country which stretches away toward the head of Willow Creek, came into the saloon, and, marching up to the bar demand ed a cocktail. "The bartender looked nonplussed a moment, but he was not to be'ahut out, so ho grabbed the biggest glass ho could find behind the bar and im mediately got busy. If there waa anything there he missed putting into that glass, from the salt and pepper sause uBed to flavor the boer to the sn'opings from the ends of the cigars \7 ih he found in the cigar cutter, I oould not seo it, and when he had finally finished he had two big beer glasses full of the misture. "The boys both tasted the beverage and it did not taste good. Each had unlimbered a big gun, and, playfully toying with the weapons, they sug gested that the bartender drink his own mixture. It required some per suasion, but finally ta avoid trouble, he swallowed the contents of both glaoues. 'Now, mako your will, you would-be poisoner!' shouted the punch ers, and solemnly they put their guns back where they belonged, treated the house to cigars and faded away into the distance, their horses hitting only the high spots as th.?y disappeared up the valley. "And I tell you the impromptu bartender had good reason to make hie will. For three or four hours he wes (he siokest man I ever saw, and it took the service of a doctor, who worked over him for an hour or two, to bring him baok to life again." - m ? m Making Farming Pay. ? On Friday of last week eight "white hiokory" wagons, drawn by sixteen superb mules, the property of Simon Brown's Sons, were driven on the scales at the cotton platform and weighed; then they went to the Oaks, the farm of Col, Alfred Aldrich? and loaded with 14,000 pounds of splendid Aldiioh prolific white eora on the eob, and, returning to the scales, weighed again and drove off in prooesaion to Blackville, ten miles distant. This oom was grown OD a 40-aere field of com and cotton, from whioh 15,000 pounds of oom were sold to the Hill Top stables, 7*000 pounds to the E?St erling, Patterson Company, and 5,000 pounds to other parties, making a total of 40,000 pounds, sold at 70o a bushel, and, at the same time,, oom enough to ruo the farm for thu com ing year has been reserved. The same field of forty sores has produced 20,000 pounds of seed cot ton, whioh is liable to bring 12o a pouod, as none of it, we. leam, has yet been sold. This kind of farming pays, and when it beoomes more general, pros perous farmers will be the rule and not the oxc op ti on in South Caro? j Una. The growing of com and cotton to gether on the same land by what The News and Courier calls the "double* barrelled" system, seems to be a ?TO nouooed suooess.. lt certainly is in tho ossa of the originator.-Barnwell Sentinel. r * . Time and Setting Hens. An enterprising salesman from one of the large cities went to a certain rural community and endeavored to sell an incubator to a farmer. .'His, arguments did not make any impres sion upon the sgrionUnHai- Finally' as aolinoher in favor o fhis up-to-date improvement he oxolaimed:. . "Look at the time it will saver' The farmer equirted a mouthful, of tobacco j otoo on the ground before re plying, and then said, with provoking calmness: "Oh, what's time to sj setting That settled the'J?l*5^fv^|^^ onbator was sold.-Harper's Weekly. , , y.... ? \', Jm ,a .rn* ' '"A,'. 'VV>?-; VT- Paralysis and piety are not &o '?'ribo* of niue Eyed Indian*. Red li :i 1 r<*<l negroes tire scarce enough, but an equally curious freak o? nature is seen in tin* Griegos Indians, near tho City of Mexico. They aro light com* plcxloncd, and the majority bave blue eyes and light hair. The,} dress priu* clpally in two shades of blue, and their clothing is go<>d and well made and generali}* ornamented with tho bead and silk om broidery of which Indians aro so fond. Their houses ure better built lind furnished than ls usual muong I milans, and many have pianos ar.d other musical instruments, upon which they play with considerable skill. These f5ii"go8 have no commercial or social connections with other tribes, holding aloof from oven those who live at the base of the mountain on which the village is situated. They raise their own food, do their own manu facturing, hove their own schools, churches and social Institutions and I seldom of never marry outside their own tribe. There is said to be another tribe of blue eyed, fair haired Indians, who have tho appearance of Germans, living In the Sierra Madre mountainy in tho state of Durango. Lather For Shriving. It ia commonly assumed that soap is used in shaving for thc purpose of sof tening the hairs. This, however, lt seems, is a mistake. It is used, on the contrary, to render them bard, dry, st?"jd brittle, in which condition ??iey /est yield to the blade. Ilalr be ing .- -milly olly, the razor would either ;.?lp over the limp bair without cuttln ; it, or entering about half way bena the hair back and slice it length wise,? all the while straining lt most painfully at the root, and ns a razor would thus slice and pull probably a number of hairs at once the pain pro duced would be intense. Most shav ing soap contains a free alkali, either potash or soda, which combines with and so removes the oil of the hair, leaving only the hard fiber, dry and stiff, as may be seen by inking a solu tion of carbonato of soda and dipping a singlo hair Into it. Thc Deep Sea Lend, In order to lind a ship's position ?when approaching the laud in a fog soundings aro taken with the "deep sea lead." This lead weighs twenty-eight pounds and is attached to a line which is marked off lu fathoms by bunting of various colors, pieces of leather and knots. Bored In tho base of the lead is a bole about two Inches deep, and this is filled with tallow, so that the gravel or shells nt the*ocean bottom will adhere to it, and the nature of the bed may be thus ascertained. When tho lead is thrown overbonrd the wa ter's depth is noted on tho line, and this and the adherence to the tallow when compared with the description given on the chart will give the ship's position with tolerable accuracy. Thc FamoiM Mameluken. The mamelukes were a body of sol dier.* who ruled Egypt for several hun dred years. Their name is derived from au Arab word which means slave, and they were originally captives from Caucasian countries. In the middle of the thirteenth century they were intro duced into Egypt as the sultan's body guard, but upon the accession of Turan Shah, whom they hated, {hey over threw him and elected one of them selves in bis place. For nearly 800 years they held the power thus usurp ed, and even -when compelled to resign lt they had much Lu^uence in- Egypt. In 1811 nearly all the mamelukes were massacred by Mohammed Ali, and those who then escaped to Mobla were destroyed in 1820. - . ? fi . ? The Pillara of liv- alco. The "Pillars of Hercules" was the name anciently given to the mountains of Calpe and Abyla, standing opposite to each other, tho one on the European and the other on. the African shore of the strait which connecta the M?diter ranean sea with the Atlantic ocean. The mountains are now called the Rock of Gibraltar and Jebel Zatant, The word Gibraltar, which Ia at pres- i ent also applied to the strait, was. originally "Jebel Tarie," or "Mountain of Tarlo," Tarlo being the name of the leader of the first Mohammedan band which crossed nt tbet point over into Spain in the year A. D. 710. The Wind Sall. lt frequently happens that after dis charging u cargo of a particularly malodorous nature lt ls necessary to let the air risach certain parts of the hold of a vessel not served by thc SZ9? regulation ventilators. To effect thW purpose a portable canvas v?ntiiatov, called a "wind ea ll," is employed, ft; ls cylindrical in sh apo and ls kept to po sition by means of stays. When it is erected the air blows down it. and the hold is soon pure once more. ?'i ' ". . '?' ' ' '? ' . ?V No Fire Ia Them. ?? . Newitt-It certainly>to a great est?n* ?shment They're sticklers for f-ystem there; everything in ita rlg?n. placo. Cassidy-Oh, Ol dunno! Whin Ol Wlnt through' there Ol seen a lot o' red buck ets marked "For Fire C-nly,^ any fabe, there was wether In tnlm?---Phil?dsl?. phla Press. '.. v . i . . , : '. ' v ? -Sadden, rrhls is so sudden;** she murmured weakly. ? v\\ . The messenger boy had answered ber call within five minutes of her ringing bim up.-Baithn?re American. ? -h^m - ' ; ? ; - :?' . ; Stittfl-r. ' - ? '?\ . i4Mr. Unger spends a great deal of time with you. Molly,** said Miss flat tish to Miss Frocks. - ' - .Tes, but that's all he does ?p?nd.H I / ? c?ever w?m?t? once gave , a [very smart designation of a ??crias some thing for on?, enough for {two, nothing for three. f -: .'. --: *m : * -^? A stiff upper K i^doesfcSt aronui to much if the lo-s-cr jaw is too i lim ber.. -^?^^W0^^^^^^W? - The foundstiot of W^^mWt ness* befog satisfied with pr^ieit possessions. ? ? *,'>;.""' 4ig|i M Musi? may h?; the I lt marriage requires something more sibsfcoUal.. . -.Itieo'fca?wsyBfcdvisftb?efor* ^|^a eaudy complexion 40 , 4ae's?ks? b ntineit. Ilurxua'M Natural llagact. There 1? a huge natural magnet lu upper Uurnia, India, ?overed with great blocks of iron ore, which travel ers notice lias a tremendous attraction which renders compenses and watches useless. In Spain there is a spring of water said to cure lovesick people. An other cjueer spring is situated in Mex ico the waters of which cure ulcohoiic eiavlngs, so the legend runs. Hinter mountain, near Fort Davis, Tex., pro duces un effect which would counter act Ll?e good work done by the Mexican spring, with none of the evil effects. I'eople go up this mountain, and they suddenly become conscious of a sort of unaesthetic which takes possession of theni and makes thuin act as if intox icated. If u traveler reaches the top, he staggers like au old toper, and many have been known to fall in u stupor on the rocks. This mountain bas a fol lowing which returns seuss*) after sea son to enjoy this harmless dissipation. What Not to Lend. Douglas Jerrold, tho celebrated wit, said: "There are three things that no man but a fool lends, or, having lent, is not in the most helpless state of mental crassitude If. ho ever hopes to get back again. These three things aro books, money and umbrellas. I believe a certain fiction of the law assumes a remedy against the borrower, but I know o? no case in which any man, be ing 8ufllclently dastard to gibbet bis reputation as plaintiff lu such a suit, ever fairly succeeded against, the whole some prejudices of society. Umbrellas muy be 'hedged about* by cobweb stat ute]. I will not swear that lt Is not so. There may be laws that make such things property, but I am sure that the hissing contempt, the loud mouthed in dignation, of all civilized society would Bib J in te and roar at tl ie bloodless pol troon who should engage law on bis side to obtain for him the restitution of a lent umbrella." Tho Painter Won. Often have painters and sculptors discussed the relative merits of paint ing and sculpture. A story ls told of an artist who resented the disparaging comparisons made by a sculptor and laid a wager that be could within a given time paint a picture which should display the human figure as complete ly as any sculptor could. The wager was accepted, and upon the appointed day a painting was produc ed which fulfilled all the conditions. It represented a warrior, his back to tho spectator, bending over a sheet of wa ter, in the limpid surface of which were reflected his entire face und form. To the right a suit of polished armor bung and threw back a full length profile image, while a mirror performed a like office for the left side. The sculp tor, of course, handed over the money staked.-Paris Journal. Species of Boole Collectors. In this age cf specialization even so simple a subject as book collecting is subdivided in a complex, scientific j way. Hook collectors of the twentieth cen tury fall naturally into these classes: Bibliomane-An Indiscriminate, emo tional collector. Bibllognoste - A learned collector, very expert ta imprints, first editions and the technicalities. Bibliograph-A collector who writes ?D?U? lils collections. Blbllotaphe-A cautious collector who keeps his books always under lock'and key In glass cases. ."'. ... Bibliophile-A reel lover of books, one who buys books only for the pleas ure? of reading them. - Minneapolis Journal. ; Th? Tall of ?he Comet. It is ono of the most wonderful of all the phenomena that confront us in the study of nature that the tail , of the' comet, visible through such ? yost area of space, is one of the most transpar ent of objects. The tail of the comet is much j more transparent than '. the earth's atmosphere, as this^at its best would in bulk act as an opaque cur tain. But stars are. seen ni most ns. dis tinctly through the. comet's ta?. ;?ts through the adjacent atmosphere. Com ets change their form and appearance with the utmost rapidity ami finally back steadily away from the sun, like a courtier out ot the royal presence.. V '. j ?icscn? oi ?fee Tnllp. Centuries ago, by the waters of the Bosporus, the Persian lover sought a flower with scarlet petals and heart of gold. We call lt tho tulip. To him it was th? emblem of love. Jn Perola, [ parts of Asia and on the shoresiof the Hedltemxnean' the , tulip . grows Wild. Today tit? tulip beda near Haarlem are. omen's tho wonders ot that quaint Dutch town. Though once tho cymbol of love, In our modem floral language the tulip stands for in cb ns tan cy. i She is called flaunting omi bold. Hood calls her "a saucy qaean.*'-f . < \ "'.'.TV \ ;..?->'.:. ,. Th? 8l?tt.V..:v . A famous cruniolpglst strolling througb a churchyard found u gravedigger toss ing up the earth iawhich there were .twe/or three skulls* :y.^?/?xiixdQip^^: took them, up and, af ter considering ene a little time, sold, "Ah; this is the skull af a phUosophorl" "Very likely, your hon replied the gravedigger, ."Sure? /' iv noticea it -vsi v jSw^wp?* cracked." 'V;.'yv;- .:^.'->^-:.V\" ;>..;;/." . .'v''.'v:-' '*' : jrfa?**ta*t?&'$?* .-.;'* i'? always said Bompavo was ?ear*' I sighted." r?H .?How's thatT'. ? . VCh, :h?: can't even recognise his F bwm obligations;" ? ???U: 1 : Te?cher^???^, Jan 8 X Ir.?Jane-^ly?.^Tee'ch?r^??O; 3 X1 4 .".'.'-Tiirt?L?i.?Br.'--'xftarnhT-'?.-y? ?'s*s.4j )' ' Jtoy^never feasts BO! high 'l^^ap? first course Is mlsery^$?aimo5w^-? "sfc , . --mm?. {.:J,'-\'ir-' ' 'S??jM SP?? ''?Hdrethv'j^^h?ri?.B City, Iowa, intettigerioer;;':'-;^|?Vy.Bf oldest editar i^.:^eivJ?awt?^;:Sc?^ sod. j^Mlb^lb^Ji^^ -I ItoknesS in tb? past half century, was boio bb the 29th of Fobrualtjlii therefore has had hut fow birthday*, .ft!-,:; BMdreth hss been a p?ibter. or editor for over seventy years Fortune Seed. A penny may seem to you a very insignificant thing. But it is the um ali aced from which fortunes i spring. . It you want to raise a flower you get the seed, plant it in thc best soil available and do all that you eau to encourage its growth. You may be fortunate enough to proourc a half- '< grown plant, but some time, some i where, somebody planted the seed. 1 Tho penny is the seed of that won- ' derful growth which the best of us ' cannot help admiring and for which all of us more or less ardently long-the < fortune plant. i If you would have one of these i plants of your own. If you dream of sitting at ease under ita branohea ia i your old age, go about growing it in a 1 rational way and in conformity with the fixed laws of nature. | < Treat the diso of copper-1 cent- j with thoreppeot that afortuno seed' deserves. | ? Nature is the greatest of all teach- J era, but many of us fail to see the significance of the facts which oho BO quietly but BO inaistently plaoea be foro U8. If one who baa received a comfort able salary for five or ten years sud denly finds himself out of a position, with no money aaved up, he is pretty . sure to blame his "luck," instead of sensibly realising that experience is putting before him in the moat con. vinoiog manner a lesson he needs to learn by heart. If, instead of bemoaning his "luck," he will listen he will beera still, small voioo whispering to him of pennies and nickola and dimes and dollars which/ have been nob wisely aown, but scattered on the winds and wast ed. ' Money spent in legitimate pleasure need never be regretted. Such in dulgences bestow delightful memories that comfort even in tho cruelest hardships. Suppose that at 20 one should make & vow to put away at least'5 osnts a day and not touch his savings for 70,' years. From thiB investment, so small that he would scarcely miss it, he would have at 30 the sum of $182.50 to his credit. This is little? YOB; this is the smallest thing he has gained. He has learn d to look upon his pennies as fortune seeds, and that lesson is worth far more than his nickel a day. ' He has acquired tho habit of sav ing; which grows infinitely -faster even than money at ocmpound inter est. >: The ohauoes are that within a year he has made his savings a dime a day and within two-years a quarter, that i at 30 he has a 'thrifty fortune plant and at 40 a snag for tun e. ? - ... . We hear of fortunes being made suddenly and seemingly by magic. Ye DJ the other day in Wall eteeet 'eight millions were made in five min utes in a deal in ootton. ii , >{: >*? Bot don't be deceived. , ; ? ?i i-mmmmm.mt Ordinary fortunes tro not made irj I this way. For one such there are thousands that grow like the plant, day by dayf From little seeds of savings.-Atlanta, m Journal. -( Cn the Trolley Car. M A group of trafilo managers and tho fi auditor of the convention of street m railway men in Philadelphia were m telling ?tories of street railroading, M jays the New York Tribune. Irwin 1 Fuller, of Detroit, said: "A pretty Irish girl, fresh from the M lld country, sat in a trolley oar, look- Jj lng at the strange American country 9 with modest interest. "Sho had soft grey eyes, a face like roses and lillies, beautiful hair and. ? white teeth. M 'Your fare, miss,' said thc con* ?<? luotor, pausing before her. .* 'Your faro, mis?,' he repeated. "'8ure.'said the girl;'an' what if jj [ be? Ye must not be repeatin* it fl like that before folks.' " Slow He Knew. In a Kansas City (Kas.) court re cently a negro on the witness stand i was being questioned about a sick horse'by a lawyer, ssys tho Kansas Olty Times. "What ; waB the matter with thc horse?" asked the lawyer. "He was ailing," replied the wit- '?}. ness. ' "Yes, I know," replied tho ques* ' tioner, "out what was the matter?" "He was jes allin'." % "But what was wrong? With what disease was he suffering?" "JOB ailin'," persisted the negro, gi The lawyer was quiet a moment. Thea v he had a bright idea. He would try to get at the horse's symptoms. "Well, how do you know he was ' ailing?" he asked. "Cause be died," replied the wit ness. ? ? ' \ ?my Conquest of Silence.' Washington never made a speech. ; In the zenith of his fame he onoe at-} tempted it, failed and gave it ?p, cos fused and abashed. In fram ing tho ; constitution of the United States the:-1 labor was almost wholly performed ia coramittoe.. of tho whole, of which George Washington was day af ter day chairman, and he made put two speeoh* ?'; es during the convention, of a very j few words caohV Tho convention) however acknowledged the master spirit, and historiaris affirm that had it not been for his < personal popularity 3 and the thirty words of his speech, J pronouncing it tho best that, could bo | united upon, tho constitution would s have been rejected by tbs people. 1 Thomas Jefferson never made a .] Bpeooh. Ho couldn't do it. i Napoleon, whose exeoutiTO ability J is almost without a parallel, said that j his dffionlty was in finding men of ; deods rather than words. 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