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WAR SI tl?fa.e ??].^p erie noe of J", liz.Searching for his 1 Jfforth Carolina A.? Charleston S > Aft ec iorty ycave, Mr. H. Frank I Ford v.iit*. told, through thc columna oil the 0 htrleston Kevtfs and Courier ia reitucg thc ?tory of the'proscrip tioa ty loo ana1 subs?quent official wurdee <a? ????nes ff i lier, a Confederate soldier cc? then prisoner of Sherman's army-C&e appalling experience of Jack ?tribling, who went to the war jct coarpxny ?, *.f ?rr's Et i fl es, from old. Pict, ees County, and who was af ter tv ?rd ? k7.inslV.rred to Iilaek s ca tralry. (twas during his service in Chis csvf-lry that ??-ck Stribliog was eaptarei Ly Sherman's army in a battle atec Fayetteville, North Caro Kaa, wiiick occurred after Gen. Lee bsd i;(?cree?ercd, io 18.M. Mr. Ford, thc wr?<*er of ?the article mentioned, and wivr *r-as one of thc unfortunate eu ld ter* ti at were captured during this battle, telle -feelingly of his re rja?fitR?isa'ies cf the erperience of Jack Stribltm?. This cyouug cavalryman was one ?araag cweoty of the prisoners who wera cotzepelied to draw lots against death, oe tw-ii-crfy thc morbid ven gcxnsc cf en implacable foe, but escaped <drcwiog the fatal lot-which fell ta {toar Jamen Miller-only to meet <2c&th a few days later in a still tizare ?cruel and 'Unwarrantable man ner, hr.'e rivi and dolirious from uLv Cst?gues and hardships of tho WctMjcch, ho one night staggered ? ?aanr tho dead line of one of .-n-uaaai*s "Bull Pens," and was shot .??.rr. fejr .a Federal guard, who did ?ft> Nee?fL -aa remorselessly as he might ? tilted au animal with s cudgel. Jtadt&e Jast that his comrades of the Azarek erer "knew of him was that he Stad received a mortal Wound and Iradrkrjtc. loft to the caro of ?trang?re. This knowledge Teaching the fom Hy at some, and they in terrible ?uabt cc ?o whether -Tack were dead tar still {ingering thero io the woods, auad pec&aps without attention, nerv ed bia younger brothor-who bad S/usi reached home fros thc battle fields of Virginia, tho only survivor oEfearbrothers of the family, and of sisxeea other boys from four families of the ?eighborhoad-to sot out, fso ? ag eli t\ie fcardehips and dangers in cide ct to ?the closing of a long and ?nrd-f?t<ight war, and while yet unre .aspirated from the depressing effects at hard service, to, asoortain the fate slAsiast brother, or to give him tte necess?Tir care and attention if found Sreti alise. It wes ia the latter part of April, ?805, that I reached home a ragged ?afilie* bay, half dead from hunger, f&ttgae ?od melancholy over defeat auad toa?; How vividly the Boone and 4M aeooations of the home-coming ratasa to me -now as I write this, swelling asay breast*with an emotion Bka w&ioh there is nothing that oonaes to the heart of mau iu times of rt?ae *nd plenty! I trudged along dava (he road leading to the old home Sarto.? whence I,' with three elder * jhxrt&er?? had gone forth three to four Sexes before, and in the fullness and xngor az young manhood to answer the cesuand?Gg call of the Southland: .-?Jknnsr Jli was alj ye.y familia^ t^'te/??\t was ail very dear to me, and i CL was tat this that I clinched at my b&afc* wthsa the rush bf feelings zx&QpijiBvr jue ?,s I noared the old d?Sos?tep. TT?h.Q fifia a?# contest was at aa^esrdc* I (bat devastation /and desola te ?w^hn?js our once beautiful and l?rSfiipa?tfila ^Southland like the pall of tav oasg&ty (gloom. And, as I then ' VKsaoeaiit, aJJ*r-allaeomed lost for the Ttoys* jedi* ra CDC <?he ?grey, save their . Attawr, "What ?a carnival of blood Susi fe-amac -progresa for four long ' y?aos- Akad -ai I looked upon the whieh waa at that midnight .X-ooira?a?klug slowly toward the west ant ^orison, it .seemed to bo going d&wa io ? aaa of blood.. But baok e&erain tho flowery valley a aud upon ?Ise%a?ttiifau hills of Virginia, whore Cft? ?a&o -of warr kai howled and g&wte? for four hell-rife years, and ?her ?mfkj ravens had croaked over ?arcag?, -?ejgned anea more tho white ({?toee? peace. ?L*tasrt>..\voj> "upon the door of tho ojEufi feiaatur -awoke from their fiifal (i?sa?&?ra father; mother, . young ffa???iM?m_ jan d ais ter a, who came troop *^''&r?wara to behoid, returned to d?emt taste ad of the strong son aad fSmdhcr who had once romped o?er &3$?fittf dole In the vigor of young mte&ao&i a ragged and haggard soldier Tiers, F: told to the family the first .-ataw*'' al Free's surrender; then came tite ^ th? aoiioUB ura&er: "Whore ia Jacky?" Tho '<t'sier- seas ' were known to bo m rc iii-sr str-obji the dead. Hut I had . otfe a?eft #aek*^in OTcr three years and ti??&lQsli .them:'ii'OtHi?g furthor than / Cfcit t;WAS known to have beeh^wlth cavalry in Johnson's -army. .Ret .. 5ev* {<!?? day's, .votarnio? . a?l'; ORIES. J C. Stribling, C. S. .A.., brother, who Died in :'ter the Surrender. unday Newa. diers from Johnson's army brought the Hail ucws Jack Stribliog had received a mortal wound iu the thigh, even after the surrender of Lee, and hud been left near Fayetteville, N. C , in the banda of ?tranger?. I de termined to go at once to North Caro lina in search of my loat brother, hoping that I might hod him still living and that I might administer to bia comfort and eventually bring him home to delight the sorrow-scar red household with hin oreseocc. Tho problem of how I shou.d reach Fayetteville at once suggested itself. This v>i* a distance of MO to 100 m'les and through a country which had been so recently devastated by the firebrand march of Sherman's terrible army, leaving nothing but destruction and ruin on every hand. Railroads and their trostlos had been demolished; wagon bridges bad been burned, along with noarly all of the farm houses. Provisions for man, aa well as food for beast, oould not bc had along this route for love or money. And had it been possible to purchase transportation or food, there was not to be had the money with which to buy it, so utterly depicted were our resources, a9 well as those of our neighbors The entire Southern country waa i*. the utmost confusion, and marauding bands of raidera, rob bers and foragers were still busy looting every farm houso and robbing every wayfarer. But notwithstanding all these things, the thought of my brother lying there somewhere, wounded and among strangers, nerved me to make thc journey or to die in the attempt. Upon thia resolution I set out on the following day, driving an old gray mare to a time-used, rattling old buggy, from near what ia now Seneca City, S. C., on my way into a strange country, under difficulties more trying and discouraging than anything wbioh had confronted me during all the years of battle which had passed. Before leaving home, six dollars and Of teen cents in silver, representing all the current money that could be gathered together throughout the neighborhood, was stitched inside of my coat collar and the waist band of my trousers with I the exception of a few small pieces j whioh had been left in my pockets to J delude would-be robbers. I experienced no extraordinary I trouble until I reached the Tiger j I River, South Carolina, on the road to I Chester. The streams were much swollen from the reoent heavy raina, I and not. a bridge spanned the water fl oouraes. But the old gray mare, aa j i well as her driver, was a good swim-j mer, and the latter had learned well 11 in the army the art of swimming borso s j through streams both turbulent and j pacific So, when the dangerous J Tiger River was reached, I guided' the old meroin and well up tho stroan} | before striking the main current, j although the swift water waa even thero move than 18 inches over the I Beat of the buggy. After a heroic struggle with the current, the old I i paare reached a flat landing on the op-1 < posite aide of the river, where a few J i or tizona of the neighborhood greeted j j me with cheers; and one man declared I ? that he would not have taken the l i risk for the beat plantation on Tiger 11 River. But suoh risks are not con sidered when one ia going to help a I j wounded, perhaps dying, brother. Il fell within me the rigid determination to ovevoomo any and every obstacle j. that came in toy way. I ? When near Chester the faithful old j groy mare was forced to give up the j trip, being no longer able to draw the J buggy after her. So I left her vito, j a good farmer, and set but upon the.j test of my journey afoot. When near I the town limits of Chester I came I upon a very -auspicious looking com- j pany of men who were busily engaged j in loading their guns. They eyed me j oloQcly and their scrutiny waanot vary comfortable to mo. Whether this J mixed company con DIB tod of friends j or enomiea I had no means of knowing J nor 4?d ? stop to enquire, rather j choosing to take cluocoo on develop* menta. But I was not long kept in j doubt aa to tho nature of the gather- j i ng. Ita vi og entered the town andi reached a. position just ir> front of the j door of what wan then known aa tho j Confederate commissary. I was all 1 at once startled by tho aound of a^big I commotion inside of the building, and i some ono threw put at the door a side j of .bacon, which atruok me a fair j j broadaidc and sent mo sprawling into j the gutter. Following this came a perfect shower of bacon,1 hams^ sank s of flour, boita of cloth and various other articles of. provisionv and cloth ing material) all coming ; from thc 1 lower door, while hats, , boots abd ?hoes con^tilnti'd almost a deluge' from the upper floor: and I a victim of inc* s terni trying bard to extricate myself from the vic*oily of danger, I realized at once that this was a raid upon the C. 8. A. conimisBurv. and as no known commihsioned officer was at hand to give orders, this soldier hoy, recalliug the old negro's saying, "Foot carry the bodyj" lit Out from auioug thc missiles of tho hand fusillade and took shelter behind a large culumn in front uf a hotel near hy. From this point of view I watched wagons going by in every direction aud at break-neck speed. Suddenly a sharp Gght between the commissary guard and the raiders took place. Shotguns, revolvers and , rocks were brought into service, and bullets and other missiles flew io all directions, and friend and foe were indistinguish able in the melee that followed. It is ueedless to say that I kept my bomb-proof position behind the big column, and could only yell with more or less amusement at tin confused situation of the participants: ''Hur rah for our side!" though I could not for the life of me tell which side was "our side" until the odor of broiling ham was wafted to my appreciative nostrils from somowhere about tho ho tel, and the source of this appetizing odor proved, ?upon investigation, to come from the the back yard of thc hostelry. Making my way there, I found a vory liberal and jolly crowd of home bound Confederate soldiors who were enjoying a npendid feast by a camp fire. At my approach these old com rades, though personal strangors, gave me a most hearty welcome and invitod me to come up and help my self; and it has not been written that I refused this invitation. Trains that were then running had no schedule, and there was no means of koowiog when 'to expect one. They were made up of broken-down coach es, box cars and flat cars; and these trains were invariably loaded down with belated soldiers, who were hang ing on and clinging to each other like the individuals of a swarm of bees suspended from the branch of an ap ple tree. Soldier;) were going both ways, and they were allowed to ride on theso trains as long as they could stick on. So, ?by taking advantage of these privileges, when opportunity presented itself, and by walking, oroasiog streams on pontoon bridges, wading and swimming other watei oourees, and making'my way over long gaps of torn-up railroad track. I finally oovered the distance, by a hard struggle, from Chester, S. C., to New hero, N. C., having come by way o? Charlotte, Greensboro and Haleigh. At Newbern I found myself in e veritable hotbed of smallpox, then ? groat epidemic. , I boarded a Yankee military train bound for Wilmington, N. C., from which place it was my in tention to 90 np the Cape Fear Rtvei at Fayetteville. But, alas, the old groy uniform, though faded and andi) oat of repair, at once spotted thc rebel soldier boy to the conductor-1 Federal captain-as a subject for thc greatest possible levy that the passen ger's purse would stand. But tho "Johnnie Rob." aa these train guardo found it amusing to ca) me, showed at once a detenu i potior aeither to pay nor to get off of th? train. And now came a most atron uous game of hide-and-seek, tag oi touch and go, fora long-distance dowi that railroad. Fore and aft of tin train I dodged, getting.off on om side and'back on at the opposite side leaving the train, at one end to eliml aboard again at tho other, until th conductor's annoyance reached th* stage of exasperation. He final); sailed a number of others to hi? aid and their combined forces. served t overcome me, and I was at last lites ally thrown from tba train who: within about eighty-five miles c Fayetteville, the place of my destina ?ion, und where I hoped io find m poor, wounded brother? Tho six. days' rations, which his constituted the stare of my haversack were now about exhausted;trot the si dollars sad fifteen cents in silvei which bad beipa stitched into th hands of my clothing, was still intno With that unfaltering r?solu tic whioh finds ita place in the breast < the true and tried veteran, I ?gai took up ray marah through the dec woods, going in the direction, ts nea ly aa ? could determino, of Faye it ville .Ina few hours I esme in what had Leen a broad stag^t? leading from Fayetteville to Newfeer but it was now deserted. T '^pj^ an satire day along tbi? desolate tr ai fisherman's army, and ssw not o: living human being, horse, cow, h or the tr?ok of any of theso. Abo, tho only creature left to be seta tho domestic animal kind was sn c carioca!, now half wild, lonesoi looktog, famisbcd and lost dog, whi would invariably slink ?way althea preach of th?^si?a?go^'?hind''- soi bUokeoed chimney, the only reraai ing ohjedt to indicate .tbejspot whe a few weeks .before had resided soi struggling.family of women and cfc dreni,: who were existing roiRorab.y homo, while father or son, or bc were/, away fighting for thc oause tho South and trying to beat back t invading, foe. To feel;, to witness,; lo \resli^wl id tho true meaning of tho term, "Warfarc'? Devastations," one must have passed through tho country which I then traversed and at the time of which I writo. During the long day's march over this broad stage road, now overgrown with weeds and grass that had crept up through in terstice}* between the poleH and boards of the old 'Otting plank roadway, that led through this boggy section in stretches of miles in extent, 1 felt the awful significance of the spectaclo around me. On all Bides were to be nccn thc charred remains of once hap py homes, the blackened chimneys standing like gloomy memorials, pointing toward Heaven in silent but intense supplication, calling upon God to witness the devastated path way of one of the most hell-inspired armies that over traversed the boun teous land of a civilized nation. At places along this road were to be seen the bones of mon and animals, min gled with tho fragment? of thc bluo and grey uniforms of both armies, which told of the oarnage that had taken place there but a few weeks before, and where the vultures and the ravens, and tho wild and hungry dogs and other denizens of the swamps had held high revel over the carcases of ail, and torn to shveda the clothing of both the blue and the.grey. After traveling about tweuty miles the first day, the friendly darkness of night ahnt out from view the day'? pageant of horror, and I sank upon the ground and soon fell asleep, peacefully, despite the knowledge that the coming of another day must renew to ?ny eyes the terrible scene of the devastation around me. M j fatigue was puuh that nothing dis turbid my slumbers during the night, except occasionally when a chorno ol plaintive hooting from the swami owls and the pitiful howling of tin lost and famished dogs that had taker shelter in the wilderness oame to nij ears with especial clearness and in sistcnoe. I was awakened by a singular pull ing at my haversack, now ab ou empty/ whilo a sound of sniffing reached my ears. I sat up, and tb i sudden sign of lifo in a mistake! corpse caused a lank, half-starvei dog to flee for his life, while a flool of ravens in a tree-top near by-whiol had no doubt been feasting sump tiously upon the late carnage of Sher man's march to the sea-croaked thei disappointment at this same sign 0 life in what had' promised ano the feast for thom and their kind. Th moroiog- was foggy and d&mp?. Th heavy dew drops, falling from th trees, seemed like tears of deep soi row shed over the surrounding seen of desolation. If Sherman had nc himself said that "nar ia bell," oh who runs might have read ' .ere i crimson, cruel and awful .guag and in the remorseless hwadwritin of Sherman across the face of tb country, To me, as I gazed aroun me, tbe firing of the guns of an,ac vaooing army would have been a we como rel?' -if, for the feeling of do pref sion whioh came upon me, and wbie Was akin to a state of halting pref e once between life and) death, almoi overcame me. But the thought of uJacky," ns brother, lying there at Paye tte vii and perhaps moaning for the.'?gi and the help of a brother, ?ad thought of the mother at homo no waiting anxiously and amid the u certainty of whether she would ey see either of us again alive, nerved n onward; and I again took up n staff to try to shorten, thc sixty mil that still lay between me and n wounded hrotlier. .1 Tho' second day tramp was mainly ? repetition of ..tl firs!, with the exception that -t mind, nauseated as it were by the co tinuouo Bpootable of horror, bec at still more depressed. ^ At sandow after a weary walk of tw?uty-fi miles, I "waa in reality a worn-out a very :siek man fiji \p?y as well 'as mind. ' ; ' Still, ??ring thli^flra sooond day, hot the sight of a sipj haman being had como to bless 1 tired eyes, v And aa I sank down nightfall the fear that I mi?ht not abie te arise inthe morai og and tl hore I shon'd die unknown, uaet&ei cd and unseent my hedy td beac the prey of hangry vultures, rev? and wild ?dogs, tbe only apparent ; hibitftota of ibis desolate count Was acythingolso buta comforti thought to a atqk . and tired bra Weak of limb and faint, I leaned a few moments against the roots oj tree, theo fell over upon a bed of j cat leaves possibly to pass eboa i what might ebano*, to bo my % 1 sleep. But the awful stillness, tho do? ly silenoe of the twilight was sudd ly broken to my ears, end I has! aroused my del C from ?be isuristenoi slumber. ' A distant human-Hke vt had broken the stillness of tho bc ^Smild\ it bayo been tho cry of ? j ther of the swamps? A alight c passed over me aa tho possible 8i?i cauco of auch a cry sank inte mind." Bat I sprang to my feet ; listened again. Tuen ; my bo: ; swelled, ned touts' came to my ej Tho gladdening sound ?f a. worn; , ^Ica came fclcaliRg nthworl the a\ my ear, soothing my brain gently with thc aweetneea of its call, for it was saying: "Sookey, sookey, sook!" A woman's voice calling to her oow, far away through the forest. It was home like, it was touching to my soul, and I turned my footsteps in the di* rcction whence it came. Keerdug in thia direction I soon cane into an open pathway, and along this I continued my way as rapidly aa i my bodily Bullering would allow, arid presently came upon a small cabin, made of polea, from whose rude etaok chimney waa rising a faint oolumn of smoke, giving to the surroundings a moat humble but home-like appear ance. It proved to be the hiding plaoe of a mother and daughter who had fled from the wrath of Sherman's army, leaving behind every comfort and every luxury of a once splendid mansion, and taking with them noth ing but the simple food? necessary to sustain Hie, together with a faithful cow, which they had' concealed in tho swamp. And in this manner they had escaped the horrors of the firebrand and the humiliations ond profanations ; whioh they might have suffered at the' hands of Sherman's beastly soldiers? It would be hard to say on which side lay tho balance of gratification at thia meeting, whether upon mine for the sight of theeo lonely women of otho Confederacy with their heavenly ' facen and their eyes that expressed i the groat soul-deep sympathy of fel j low creatures in affliction, or upon I theirs for the sight of a lad who wore the tom and tattered, but still de voutly' loved, grey. Not siuoe thc passing of Sherman's army had these women of refinement seed the face ol 1 a human being besides their own, foi it was from thia lone cabin : a hard day's walk to the nearest standing habitation of man. . I did not fully realize how utterly i ill I waa until I had told to these wo men tho story of tho South's defeat, the tale of my present mission inte the country and had utterly oollapsec j for a, time, us?ble to speak, fron choking tears of emotion at my wei cerco there and from my bodily weak ness. And my own emotion was no greater: than that of these two womei who, with motherly kindness and Oar on the part of one, and sisterly sym patbv and attention on the part of th other, were glad to administer to th ? comfort of the sick stranger, bu ! brother in affliction, who had bee thus suddenly throat upon their bonn ! ty. And when I had given the a3 dress of a mother who waa waitin back there in South Carolin A for th return of her ,son, or sons, hoggin that she should bo notifica, should rh illness prove ty tal here, their sympi thy kindled anew ?and with a nolie essence, and no restraint was put upo the tears whioh coursed down thos gentle cheeks. In the true apiiifc oS hospitality an patriotism, nowhere erse so abundan tl demonstrated as among* the noble wt men of the Confederacy, these two &> iled swamp angels nursed rae fchrou -: out the night, adtaiaistering the simp] rem?dier- at their command ; and tl moaning found me very much improi ed, though still weak'and worn out and it has always appeared to mo th, the gods of wai fin a momentary apir of humanity, had spured these, ttl guardian angela to succor those of tl hard-fought battle* who had gone t thom in such sore" need, as had bee mine, when I found them there in it? gloomy and dismal swamp, on my Wi to the rescue^ i ? possible, of still a other Buifcrcr, my brother.. Af ter a light breakfast, suchas the two lone souls bad to offer, and with heart again overflowing', I bade my be efactresses an emotional farewell at again set out, .this timo '.upon ray la day's walle toward .-''Fayetteyi?e, tra oling during;tHo day through the bi tie ground of the, last day's fightii of tho Confederate war, wh?oh had c our red even ?after tho eurreader Gen. Leo,' and during which my br o t er had boen osptured..? reached t ferry oa Cape Fear Uiver about so dowb^ For my. passage across t stream the ferryman deman^jljta^ got :^ft^en cental the only / intfe which"; ? paid : eut during tba ?nt ionrne^ to and from the town of Fi ettev.lle. ^riving; ia tho town I found tl my brother had/alas, died about week or,tea day a before. But I lea ed witt aatisfaction that he had bi pSrsed.'andeared for until the last a baud of noble woxnoo, heaven epired and whom the wrath and ri of all the diabolism of Sherman's my bf d?vastation could not shs from their loyalty to and veherat for the1, boya who wore thc grey, i whose hearts could not he ihttmidai v ?t is now more than forty ye since I mada this journey, and I call it as the *soH trying espert? of ray^hnre \fieeyicfevd^ 'j years of tho war ; and when I go h in tay thoughts to tho wonderful ? in that fight for the loafc cause :wb waB'piayet? by the women o?. tb<s ? fedoraoy, there 'invariably oorhe? v\ ?gt r/iind thc. picture of tho lone ea \n tho wilder boss of S?orth ?a?olt .and (\? the two ewamp- augels, a. .s?sll ev?/r deem" them ; and I ?tu minded that tbvr?,' '.<>.>, appeared. iii? pr?celc*s"U}>cfu?ue*??i Uvat patri? I uui]uenchsb!e womanly spirit that 1 ils placo only ia the heart of the Con federate women. There ie that'vast swamp, inhabited only by the wild things of the woodland, ravens, vul tures and domestic dogs frightened, famished and gooe back to the habits of wolves and hyenas, lived these two women, far from any human belog be sides themselves ; bat in their breasts existed that characteristic nobility and bravery whioh has had an equal in no : other civilized land. Ah, men may go, . and the sons,of Confederate eoldiera may pasa' the tomba of their fathers by unnoticed, the darkest days of po litical adversity may spread over thia beautiful Southland of ours like a pall, threatening to shut out the light of the noonday aun, but the noble wo men and the daughters of the Confed eracy will never" forget to do honor to the ?am? of the boya who wore the grey. And the remaining stragglers of the once heroie army, who are still Lei? to-day, trust that in writing his tory of and erecting monuments to the memory of the Confederate soldier, the women of the war may not be forgotten by their daughters and their sona. It has been a deep regret of my life that I failed to preserve the names of the two women who nnrsed me that night in the wilderness of North Car olina. But my physical and mental oondition wae such at the time that I somehow failed to do this. I intend ed to again seek the cabin On ruy re turn and renew the acquaintance btigun under aueh peculiar ciro um G tances, but my desire to hurry home onoe more, to relieve the anxiety of the loved ones there, caused mb to take a short route, whioh led directly from Fayetteville to Raleigh*. In thia latter city the foot-sore boy in grey actually drew three days'rations from a Yankee I commissary, the first bit of 'kindness I he had ever received at the hands of bia enemies. ' Boarding the first, train that came i along I "hoboed" the entire return j trip, by Greensboro and Charlotte, to Chester, S. C., where I found the old grey mare and the rickety old buggy a ti 1.1 waiting for me, having .been well j cared for by the friend with whom I i had left them. By walking up-hill and riding down-hill, and after another i weary journey over rough roads, I once more reached the old home, There I wa* welcomed as one returned from the dead,, for I had been gone an en tire month, and the journey had boen tho moot trying and the hardest ser vice I badi beon called upon to render during the whole war. .', V- i As I have said I made this trip on an expenditure of only fifteen ceais? Where, I ask, is the professional "hobo-" of to-day who could go over fcho oamc- ground, starting with aix dol lars and fifteen cents, and returning after a month's abeeace with six (lol lara oft the original money still intact? Among a people v?Hh thc uofalter ing pstrictis- is?si?h : eh?raoterised thoao off thal day, one need not be rieh- It waa the old faded. Confede rate, uniform which constituted the passport, whew money V7onld not have counted. J. C. Stribbliog,- . Orr'? Ri fie B,. later Rutledge Mounted l?fLemen. andi Horae Art?ll?ry, Tren-. . holm's Squadron ? closed , services, : ^with?tb?, C. cavalry. ! --i [ One of ?< the witnesses called ; in a? j Chicago divorcio cas? last year was- a, . highly respected - clergyman in the Windy Cifty. 'According to one of" the counsel in the ease tho follow ing conversation took place between. ? the judge and tho minister. .Saldi bia honor: ? .'t?^r. Blank, ii you were on . *ho bench ia my stead, abd wore , aa-; o^uainted vvith all tho oirc'unatancea of thia caae^ would you grant, thia di wroetf' ^Assuredly, I would, Yo^r Hon or," replied the clergy m aa , withou t S the least, hesitation; - . ,>Buiy'' said the jadge, "ho?? do coffee withonl blended coffeo counters wm't do. airtuiscrupi you reconcile this assertion * with the injunction o? Scripture, 'Whom God hath joined let no mau put asun der* ?" "Your Honor/' responded the min ister, with convincing gravity, "I am quite 'satisfied that the Almighty never joined this couple."-Harper's weekly._ _? " How the Captain Caught a Thief. A clingy steamer was plodding down the Mississippi. A boy' sat in the stern, vainly trolling for catfish ia the muddy water. It was so hot that all the other passe agers were, below asleep. The steamer suddenly whistled, a town of gray frame houses hove in eight, and a bot young man wish a big telescope valise' hurried up . tho ' companion way. "i'll get off here, captain," he said. "your ticket ain't for here," the captain growled. ' "I know, but I've changed my .'. mind," said the youth. A fer mibvfee later he and his '.telescope valise" were landed on the worm eat en Old wharf of the tows of Cicero, and the dingy steamer was ploddiug down the river again. She bad gone about a mile when another young man trashed from bo - ow wild-eyed. "My telesoopef" he criad. ?'Some ne has stolen my telescope. There was $1,700 in it." The captain started. He looked baok at Cicero,, which how lay hid-, den behind a bend of the. river. He called the mate, and told him to cover the bow wit!* some Meek tar ilia, to move certain pieces pf cargo aft, and to tie some white can vas around the ataoke. staok. Then he turned the steamer around, and she began to move-upstream toward Cicero again. She looked like a different boat. At Cicero she stopped. On the de serted wharf there was one person the young, man with the telesoape who had been landed there. He ieapeo aboard, now* the boat warped oat into the stream, 'sud then the. captain appeared. "?ello," sei?V the captain. "Whjij.iuia ie tho same boat I--?". The young man trembled. "It certainly is," said the captain " "and this) I-.reckon, is tho valise ? we camtank for." ? ? . "' ? _J A. ..i..-?Li ?_?iiL\ UV VJIQUCU' VUQ. vujr;truvf|/c, vuu wa?? in, ia-a wallet, lay'the atoleu money. The. ownon-readily identified his b& ?osgia?fljw Tho thjef was put in irons? in the engine room.-Chioago ?hron icle. : ' ?? v ' V. ' t/ ' . StteJlygoaater Ham. . A friend of ; Snol?ygo?ster Ham*, R1*??> Georgia leo^arer, says- that oevoral monthe^ ago that fun maker waa in Chicago and had the misfortune- to na,ve- his purse stolen, leaving bins stranded. Ham was known ot tho hotel and managed to get the pro prietor to etako him until he got a cheek from the lecture bureau. . Tb? SaollygoaSter was feeling sore when be ambled into a restaurant and eodered dinner, asking the?. ' w'a|i|t'^ what was 'teal.' \tL >Teai, Sir; thfct's dock/ wa* tho answer. v '' ;'\ . |p|I>uck?M s " '..Yes. sir." "Got wings?"' ? "Yes.-'sir." "And could it fly?" ?yes,;eir." ' "Well, I dont;'want any, then. Anytbing, that had wings,. and could hyland didn't % out; of this,piok pooket town, I don't want to have i??yihiugtodqwith." - Ho who is chased by a dog is apt to bark bis ehins. - Solitary and atony a hotel riaad lo|rd is a hosi in hitssetf. i cannot sxiako a good cup,?f Oirty, adulterated auft q?e<*fy ??0.US dealers ehoy^pv^r to^ grire, olean, n^urafc fb?nstite? \ ??et e? ter of a fcentury kaVbaon dsaljr ea?3 I t?s ts. i^m?0^ivm^?&S^q^t? an t??.ni?riuta? brtrtfcr? a<a4ry???& '?? I-VM??Asa Of Ool?YfatOf, *?4 ?it;.; :"i?jrateif. " ???. (S. -?tfn?yfctlW. w^l'pa?^?p)^ ???:' y ? .> ^M^.?ricv. co.: r.f?'cd^jp3K|J