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WAR SI
1 i ecapture o f th.
Atlanta
Kdhor .lournal: See aoiue tiuic ago
lu your valuable oolumus a request
from a lady that some old veteran give
hie experience in the battle of tho
Crater, near Petersburg, Va.. July
:10, 18?-?, I have waited to tee if some
<joe better qualified to describo the j
?scones enacted there on that ?lreadful ?
and never-to-bef?rgotteu day, but
Slaving waited in vain, I concluded to
try tn my feeble way to tell of some
?of the soul trying cxperieuccs of that
?day. also to give one of the closest
.ialls I had during my entire period of
.service.
TVi begin with, thc command to
?which 1 belonged. Wright's Georgia
brigade, had about thc 10th or 11th :
. )f.July, IStJl, bern ordered to take
?iof.ition on thc breastworks, where
the jerusalem plank road crossed thc
works:, nearly, or quite, south of
L'etechburg, and afterwards was moved
a. Little farther to the right and across
?thc read, and then still farther to tho
eight until we were about one milo
tVou* tho above mentioned road.
A? L remember, Wilcox's Alabama
brigade, commanded by General Saun
ders, was on our left, Mahonc's bri -
??ade on our right. These three bri
gades, Mahonc's, Wright's and WU-,
cot's, were the ones detailed to re
captare tht works.
Wright's brigade bad no general
.^Sccr in command, but one of the
C/faoels, I forget which, was in
command. We were ordered up
about 2 o'clock that morning and
placed in position behind tho works,
jast a few steps in front of where we
were lying under our bush arbors, and
after being there some time most of
us had slipped back to our arbors to
?natch another snooze, when just
after daybreak we were rudely arous
?ed from our poaceful slumbors by a
?horrible trembling of the earth, follow
ed by a most terrific explosion, and
then by one of tho heaviest discharges
?of artillery and musketry lever heard.
We could seo between us and the light
.of tbe eastern sky tho smoke of shells
as they hurtled through thc air or
?buret in mid air, and it wincd tc us
.the air was alive with them, while
<thc huzzahs and yells of the combat
ants, combined with tbe other hor
rible sounds, seemed as if hell had
torn loose sure enough. And right
?well wo knew a terrible and sanguinary
.conflict was going on and wo expected
?every moment to be ordered into thc
midst of it.
After waiting nearly two hours, we
?had orders to fall in, left face, an'1,
forward. We wero rushed over hill
and vale, with sholls screaming over
bead and an occasional bullet whist
Sing by, and above all thc roar the
command, "oloso up, men." Finally
?we reaohed the Petersburg ice houses
.directly in the rear and about one-half
(mile from the crater, where wo halted
?ta let the roar eatoh up. Then for
ward again, up a zig zag path out
.round the hill and toward the front,
jwith the wounded filing out, some on
stretchers, some walking, somo lean
ing on sticks or guns improvised as
crutches; others being carried in blan
kste by four comrades, and all unit
ing in telling us boys "it's tho worst
place you over saw. You'll nevor bo
able to retake it."
The groans and cries of agony, and
the sufferings of those poor fellows wo
were obliged to pass, was enough to
dicken the hearts of the bravest among
?u.a. When we got to tho top of thc
hill where wo oould peep over the
ditch and Bee tho works, all wc had
heard soemed verified, for the cap
tured works were bristling with bat
tle flags and from the number indi
cated a strong force, but nothing
? tua ted, on wo pushed. About this
time Mahono's brigade, whioh was in
front of aa, was ordered to charge, and
right.gallantly did they respond, and
ajthough met by a withering fire from
the ditches as well as from tho Yan
kee breastworks about 100 yards away,
tShey .precipitated themselves on the
Coe with such a determined rush that
they wero in tho ditohes before the
enemy were aware of it, and captured
hundreds of prisoners and mado them
selves masters of about one-half of
the .captured works in a few min
?tes.",
'. X?f^Bet me say right here that was
tfhe of tbe most brilliant charges made
aauVrog the war and against much
greater odds then are often given in
bietory. Our regiment, the Sixty
fourth Georgie, commanded by Oap
tata Pritcbott, was in front of the bri
agede, and had to file tight up a ravine
behind the works before we oould
ff ?rm in line. Here we lost our colo
rai, John W. Evans, who. whilo not
.va duty, would go into the battle with
qr*. Ile jumped* up on the bank of
the ditch and was waving his hat and
itheeriog when ho was shot and in
/ /t?rtaoily killed.
As ITO went rushing up the ravine
VRIES.
e Crater A.gain.
Journal.
I the prisoners came pouring tlown the
hill from the breastworks, and some
one shouted (I never knew who) to
"carryout the prisoners," and most
of Company K, tho one to which I
belonged, started out, when General
Mallorie, who commanded thc division,
called to Captain Pritohett. 1 ran
and told him General Mahone waa
calling him and as he turned and ran
up General Mahone ordered him to
take the regiment up to support his
brigade. Captain 1'ritchett rushed
oil, but ran a little too far to the right
and jumped into the ditch, which
was full of Yankees, and was cap
tured, as was Lieutenant Morn, of
Company G.
I was close behind them, but seeing
the danger in time dropped down be
hind a little traverse about 'A feet
high. Glancing around I met a sight
that was enough to appal the stoutest
heart. Tho ground just in my rear
seemed to be swept clean by the storm
of shot and ?hell across it from every
direction, and I did not stop to think,
but bcgr.n to tire and load as rapidly
as 1 possibly could, when just as I
raised up on my knees for a fourth
shot over the traverse in my front a
bullet cut tho hair just back of my
right ear, coming so close that lt
burned the skin without breaking it.
Of course I ducked my head and
felt for blood, and was relieved to find
none. Soon there was a shout from
tho Virginia hoya just a few feet to
my left: "Look at those d-d negroes
over there!" and looking hastily up I
saw the barrels of several guns. Just
overhead, aimed at the Virginians,
who greeted the holders of the guns
with a quick volley. I found that
place a lectio too warm for comfort,
and by a quiok somersault threw my
self into a partly sheltered nook in tho
ditch below me on my left, but soon
found that I was the target of nome
I Yankees about twenty or thirty feet
j down the ditch, so with a plunge was
I across in the ranks of the Virginians
! in comparative safety. Here I had
j leisure to look around, and beheld thc
death cf many a brave man and officer
who rushed, as it was, into the very
jaws of death.
Here Captain Craven, Company A,
Captain Buren, Company I, from Co
lumbus, Georgia, with Lieutenant
Captain Boer, also of Company I, were
shot down and their bodies literally
riddled with bullets; whilo Captain
Joe McKee, Clark Rifles, Third Geor
gia regiment, and Sergeant Ben Lid
don, Home Guards, from Morgan
County, wero instantly killed with
hundreda of othor bravo boys, whose
lives were sacrificed; but not in vain,
for the works were held stubbornly
by our men and for nearly two hours a
constant fire was kept up on both
sides, and loaded guns were cooked
and with bayonets fixed, were thrown
over the embankments, and every
thing to make the plaoe dangerous as
well as unpleasant to hold. Later in
the day about 1 o'clock, the lack of
water became apparent; for with the
stench of bartle in our nostrils and
the scent of blood all around us, (for
the ditches were full of dead negroes
and Yankees) and a hot sun over
head, our thirst grew almost intoler
able.
A great many, myself among the
number, crawled back to the ravine
for water, but thc springs wer?* so
crowded that the water was mudded
so as not to be fit to drink, while the
branch was filled with dead and
wounded, and there was nothing to
do but wait and take chances to fill
canteens.
There being a lull in the firing, we
lay down and waited. While waiting
Saunder's brigade came marching up
the ravine, and took position further
to the right, and justin the rear of
where the works had not been recap
tured, and about 4 o'clock orders were
given for every mau of the Virginia
and Georgia brigades to go up to the
works, and when two mortar guns,
whioh were being oarried up the hill,
weto placed just on the right of the
recaptured works, should fire two
rounds eaoh, and when Saunder's men
were seen coming in sight up the hill
on our right we were to yell with all
our might, and fire our guns as rapidly
as possible? whether we saw anyone to
shoot at or not.
The instructions were oarried out to
the letter and from the time that
Saunder's men carno creeping np the
hill till they were in the ditohea with
the works in full possession of our
forces seemed but a very fe IF min?
utes, and the battle Of the Crater was
over.
Now, all these things happened
much more quickly than it takes to
desoribe them* I will dose by quot
ing Corporal Jessee Heese, of War
renton, Ga., of the Twenty-second
Georgia, who made use of the expres
sion io your columns some time ago,
as well as in Jackson hospital. Rich
mond, Va.: "The Crater was a little
the hottest place while it lasted I ever
got into. John O. Hilscuan,
Co. K, filth Ga. Regt.
OlK'UKEAT LEE AT HIS MEST.
(Richmond Times.)
I distinctly recall the famous place
and the memorable conditions sur
rounding the great soldier when I saw
him the first time. I was then a fairly
observant youth, in my twentietu year,
a period at which wo are apt to re
ceive and retain vivid impressions of
any noted event or famous personage,
personally seen and known. As one
grows old there is a commendable ten
dency to indulge a reminiscent mood.
As a matter of blended fact and senti
ment, most of us like to look back and
lovingly dwell on the pleasant and the
notable things of tho psst in which wo
were actors. At times I am given to
suoh moods of tender and patin tic,
sober and serious reflections. Then,
over the kindly stretch of nearly two
score years I would call up in proud
est memory the fadeless portraiture
of that manly, heroic figure, so firmly
and gracefully seated on his noble,
trusty steed. In recalling my first
view and impression, I take it to be
well within thc province of this sketch
to state the place, circumstances, en
vironments, as they were all quito re
markable, now forming illustrious
pages in American history. They
also help to depict to some extent
the grand character of ono of the
greatest soldiers of the past two cen
turies.
It was about noon of September 17,
1802, at Sharpsburg, during the terri
ble, sanguinary and indecisive battle
of Antietam. Here I PrBt saw Gen
eral Robert E. Lee, riding along the
firing line. He was inquiring for Gen
eral Jackson. I heard him make the
inquiry of several officers. I was so j
impressed with the noble bearing, the
stately appearance of the man, and
his good, substantial mount, that I
was induced to ask an officer near me
if he was not some general officer. I
received the prompt reply that the dis
tinguished-looking man was no less a
personage that General Robert E.'
Lee. I had thought before I put my
question that he was one of our gen
erals, but I had no idea he was our
great commander-in-chief. He wore
no sign of his exalted rank. His
good, gray uniform displayed no oma- j
menta of any kind, including the high
grade of his official position. Still
the personal appearance of such a
well-developed, manly figure was im
posing and attractive.
I was not so greatly surprised at
being informed that the dignified,
commanding-looking soldier was R. E.
Lee, but I was surprised and felt
quite uneasy that he should be where
he was likely to ho struck down any
second. I so expressed ?myself, at
the same time remarking that I did
not suppose General McClellan was in
a mile of the battlefield. It is not
generally the rule that the comman
der-in-chief advanoes with his mon
under a terrific, sweeping fire of rifles
and musketry. His subordinates,
from brigadier generals down, are ex
pected to do this, and, occasionally,
his major-generals lend their assuring
presence in a hot and doubtful strug
gle. I readily recall two gallant old
brigadier-generals-Paul Sommes and
M. D. Corse-that I had the honor to
serve under, who always led their
men in any and every general engage
ment with the enemy.
So it came about that I first saw
General Robert E. Lee, to know him,
at Sharpsburg, September 17, 1862,
while the great battle of Antietam
was "in full swing;'* while it was
raging; while some 120,000 men were
making the gamest fight of the nine
teenth century, not "excepting Water
loo, whioh, in some respects, resem
bled Antietam, but with very differ
ent results, Napoleon being defeated
and leaving the field with a badly
routed army, Lee, with his heroio
army ocoupyiog and resting on the
field of battle, the entire day after
battle, and then the night of Septem
ber 18th, retiring deliberately, and in
good order, carrying all his guns and
baggage. When I saw General Lee
he looked firm and resolute, perfectly
self-poised, confident, dignified. He
evidently felt that his 39,000 veterana
could hold the field and oarry it over
the 80,000 men composing the Federal
host.
I saw our great Lee at his best,
with the light of battle in his eye?
heroism in every feature. It waa
during the most eritioal and trying
part of that most desperate day, when
the deadly, bloody tide of dubtoua
confliofc wat fiercely, turbulently eb
bing and flowing; when the red vin
tage of human gore flowed ia norn*
fields and apple orchards; in open
hollows and on wooded slopes; often
blushing the pure waters of the mod"
est streams and staining tie shapely
leaves of tho sheltering forest. On
this terrible, thie ensanguined field,
at midday, the struggle for suprem
acy was most eventful and uncertain.
It could not bo told where the bird of
victory would fold ita weary and tri
umphant wings. It was here "tho
red badge of courage" flaunted its;
crimson hues over all the fair faco of
peaceful nature. It was hero that
knightly deeds fir outshone tho
mythical splendor of that vaunted
time "when knighthood was in flow
er." it waa here that "captains
courageous" only emulated the superb
courage of their meo, each and all
bravely doi-jg amid so many heroes
dead And dying. And it was here and
then the heroic manhood of Robert
E. Lee was tried and tested, and found
'-?quill to the emergency of holding his
battle lines of offence and defence
against the powerful enemy.
The night after the battle, after tak
ing counsel with his generals, he dis
missed them with the words: ''Gen
tlemen, if General McClellan wishes
to fight to-morrow, we will give him
battle; see that your commands are
held ready. Good night." The Fed
eral commander-in-chief did not see
fit to renew the battle the next day.
Asl take it, upon a fair and reason
able estimate, the relative strength of
the two armies the morning of Sep
tember 18ih would be about 30,000
Confederates and 70,000 Federals.
This would beplaoing the Confederate
loss at from 9,000 to 10,000 men, the
Federal loss at from 12,000 to to L>,
000 the preceding day. In simply
stating a situation of fact, now a mat
ter of history, I have no comment to
make as to the reason entertained by a
general with 70,000 men declining
to engage in battle with another gen
eral who did not have 30,000 available
men.
The two armies were convenient to
eaoh other; they were in plain sight of
one another; on the same field they
had fought on the day before; there
was no long, weary marching neces
sary to precede the deadly battle of
musketry, the loud thunder of artil
lery. But, forsooth, there was no
lighting at Sharpsburg or Antietam
the 18th day of September, 1862.
History will securely preserve the
nr.me and fame of Robert E. Lee
among the truest, noblest, most peer
less soldiers of any age or clime. A
Northern historian has been kind and
honest and brave enough to write
1 down the great battle of Sharpsburg
or Antietam as "a drawn battle." Ia
this brief sketch I have only written
i of it in a general way, principally to
recall the first lime I saw the greatest
of soldiers, the noblest of men; a name
respected and honored alike by friend
and foe, far aod near, at home and
abroad-Rober* E. Lee. C. A. R.
Richmond, Va.
A Brave Drummer Boy.
Chester, July 28.-Ex-Senstor J,
S. McDaniel of this county, who wac
lieutenant in the Sixth South Caro
lina regiment of infantry during th<
War Between the Sections, has beer
for a year or more io correspondent
with Capt. George C. Smith of the
Eighty-first New York regiment, whost
home is now ia Middletown, N. Y
In a recent letter Capt. Smith rvritei
as follows: "(Ja the 24th of June
1864, Hagood's division charged u
in front of Petersburg and they me
with quite a loss. I can never forge
that afternoon. Among the prisoner
wsB a mere boy, a drummer of som
South Carolina regiment. Fie hm
followed his officers through a terribl
oharge. I was on the front works am
firing had oeaBed. I stood on th
works and this brave little fellow rai
up to roe. I stooped down and raise?
him over the works. I said: "Yo
little rat, why did you come over i
euch a shower of bullets.' He said
'Lieutenant, I always go where m
company does, and he ran down th
traverse with bis officers and yet ha
his drumstioks in his hand. I hav
often thought I would like muoh t
know who the brave little fellow wai
You know how things are in suoh
time and I could not ask questions
It seems to me now that his regimen
was the Nineteenth or Twenty-fin
South Carolina."
If that brave little fellow.is sti
.alive or any of his comrades of Hi
good's troops recall this incident an
the name, Capt. George C. Smith t
Middletown, N. Y., will be pleased t
have information on the subjeot.
Speoial to the State.
- In the boiler explosion on tl
gunboat Bennington, 49 mon wei
killed and 55 were wounded, some <
whom will die. The vessel wee lyio
in San Diego harbor, California, whe
the disaster ooourred. Lieut. N. ??fl
Perry, a native of Columbia, was ki!
ed. Lieut. Victor Blue, also a oath
of this State, wes saved from iojui
by having been taken to a hospit
the day before, with appendioiti
Geo. F. Knox, hospital attendant, ac
a native of Laureas was also killey
There were 250 men aboard the ah?
when the aocident ooourred and mac
mea were hurled or forced to jan
into the sea by the terrino exploita;
whioh lifted part ai the deek.
- James R. Gray, editor of the A
lanta Journal, aod H. H.' Revi!,
representative ia the Georgia legi
lature from Mori wether County, bsd
fight ot a prominent placo on Pe&o
tree street in Atlanta. They we
separated before damage, was don
The fight eros? over an editorial arl
ole in the Journal dealing with M
Revi!.
- Accordirg to report the Saltt
of Turkey is ile have a bodyguard
dogs. He hut lost faith in men ai
women, who conspire against him/
pack of man-traoking dogs ha? .be<
ordered in England for service at tl
royal palace at Constantinople.
Telling Your Own Fortune.
Did the girl ever live who did not
at some time want to have her fortune
told? The very fact that sensible
people laugh at the idea of "crossing
the palm" of some old woman, dirty
and greasy as it is, ??ith silver, and
learning all the hidden things of life,
maizes the average girl all the more
eager to try ber fate. Young girls
have been known to slip away from
home in the dusk of evening when
the papers announoed that Madame
Somebody would spend a few days in
town reading palms,to listen in breath
less silence tb the vague promises of
happiness the impostor told so glibly
in exobangc for fifty conto or a dol
lar; so it may not come amiss to tell
them of a sure and simple rule by
which they may tell their own fortunes
without the cost of a ponny. Aside
from the economy of the plan it has
the added charm of "coming true,"
aodeveryone knows the fortunetell
er misses the mark woefully at times.
"And how is the fortune tolling to
bo done?" some impatient young girl
asks. Just sit quietly down and look
into your own heart and life in the
clear sunlight of truth, and the for
tune telling will be easy. No murky
atmosphere for this important duty,
but light streaming in everywhere to
clearly show forth your future. Most
girls want to know if they are to bo
happy, and that is a very important
question. If you are happy now and
possessed of a sunny disposition you
may set it down that the years toc?me
with all their struggles can never rob
you of the priceless possession of a
good temper, and it is on this Bure
foundation that happiness rets. If
you are morbid, and everybody slights
you now, in your opinion, and life
looks gloomy, and people misunder
stand you generally, why, unhappiness
is your portion now and for all time
unless you bring yourself up sharply
and mend your ways.
Most of us want to hear that we are
to have wealth, or at least that poverty
will never overtake us. Money is an
excellent thing, but there ore finer and
better things in life even than money.
The young girl who is oontent to wear
sensible dresses and hats because her
father cannot afford extravagant ones,
will hardly live to be dependant on
charity after a whilo, for she is learn
ing the lesson of prudence and good
sense, and it is reasonable to suppose
she will never eome to want. But the
girl who creates a "scene" if she can
not have exaotly what Bhe wants when
she wantB it will not have weak ., in
the natural order of things. Book
less extravagance will clothe anyone
in rags as surely aa will idleness, and
it would be a foolish fortune teller
who would promise wealth to a thrift
less person.
The subject of health is still more
dearly foretold in this kind of fortune
telling, for she who eats all sorts of
things at all times oan readily predict
her own future. If she despises
plain, well-cooked food, eats unlimited
oandy and pastry between meals, is
imprudent about draughts and damp
feet, and Bina recklessly against phy
sical well-being, she may make up her
mind that neither health nor happi
ness oan crown her life, for Nature
demands her price for every trans
gression. The girl who lives in the
fresh, pure air as muchas possible,
eats substantial food, and wears sensi
ble clothing may expeot to enjoy long
life; for she is setting her habits to
ward that end.
And last of all, every right-minded
young girl is looking forward to a
home of her own in the mist, future.
Whether or not she admits it, thc de
scription of the f ature husband is the
most fascinating thing the fortune
teller reveals, and henceforth she
dreams night and day of the boro pic
tured for her mind's eager eye. When
you get to ? the future husband
part of your fortune take your
self sternly in hand and see if there
lurks in your heart a desire to marry
aman to reform him. If you have
r,0 lons of that kind, look carefully
about you at tho older women who
haye had experience in such matters j
and you will haye your future portray
ed exaotly. The woman who is strug
gling with poverty, a drunken hus
band, and helpless children shows
jost what every silly'girl may expeot
, "There are exceptions to all rules,
I hear aoroe indignant young girls say
ing, arid that: is a faet. One or two
men have gone over Niagara Falls alive,
it ia said, but it is still considered
rather adventurous to try it. If young
giris love the things that are pure and
lovely and of good report and hate the
vice and evils of the world, thoy are
hardly likely to go astray in affairs of
the heart. The young woman who
carefully phoosee her associates, and
refusea^ito be in the company of
valg?r; pr?faiie, or intemperate young
men will have little opportunity to
form an unheppy life alliance.
Some of the people who patronise
fortune tellers eome out of the pres
ence of the revealer of seorsts, so
iled, very indignant because they |
have .Leard things they did not like.
Po rp pa, when you quietly tell your,
own fortune, the voioe of conscience j
will ?peak disagreeable things ip your
ears; but you have the consolation of
knowing ?hat you can turn Bquarely
about and choquer every fault and
failing in your life if you will. To
be able to do Chis insures long life,
peace, and happiness.-Forward.
How to Raise Boys.
The traveler had been strrck by
the change in the appeamsc? of the
farms along the road when he reached
a certain neighborhood. These farm?,
which looked so much better th? ??
those passed earlier in the day, he was
told by one who knew the country,
were the property of the six sons of a
woman whose home the traveler was
then approaching. She had been left
a widow with six boys, but she had so
brought them up that all had done
well.
Seeing this notable woman stand
ing at her gate, the traveler asked to
be introduced io her, and after the
usual courtesies spoke of the fine ap
pearance of her corny* faims, and of
the respect in which they were held,
and begged to be informed how their
mother had managed to rear her nu
merous family so successfully.
"Well, sub," said the old lady, re?
flectively, "I reckon it was pra'ar an'
hickory that did it." She had pray
ed fervently and in faith for guidance,
and she had not spared the rod. And
so she had brought up her boys to
hard work and thrift and honesty, to
be the pride of her sge and the crown
of her lile.-Chicago Inter-Ocean.
Insect Pests of Millers.
"Millers have a good deal to con
tend with in modern times," said A.
H. Hull, of Kansaa City. "More
than forty species of destructive
moths and beetles infeot granaries,
some of whioh were only reoently im
ported and some have been known as
an enemy of stored grain ever since
very anoient times. It takes a keen
eye to detect in apparently sound
wheat the pr?senos of a 'granary
weevil,' but if the grains have been
stung by it incalculable injury may
be done in a short time. Another de-,
truotive insect that infests mills is
the flour moth, known as the scourge
of the flour mill. These inseots ex
cel in web-npinning and sometimes
mix up so muoh with the grain that
the machinery is dogged and mills
are atopped for long periods. The
Indian meal moth excels in devour
ing the germs of wheat, injuring it
for seed. A flat little bettie called
the 'flour weevil' often makes its ap
pearance in flour after it has been
barrelled or bagged. They are the
worst pests io the milling world that
I can think of now, and J. sometimes
wonder that the American publie ia
blessed wita such excellent flour tn
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Milwaukee Free Press.
The Minister's Revenge.
The .v. Thoa. Mason had been set
tled in tbs town of Northfield, Mass.,
for life, says th? Boston Herald, AB
be approached 70 years of age the peo
ple esme to think that they wested a
younger minister.
"You want me to give up my flock,"
he said. "I am old and cannot e?t??y
find a new field of ltbor. If my young
brother wants to take wy place and
you are satisfied, I will turn you over
to him for $1,000."
The old clergyman's proposition
was not considered unfair, and the
money was paid to him.
Not long after a goodly number of
the oitizena were st the poatoffiao,
among them the old parson. -Ae.they
stood there a ?rover came up with a
lot of hogs, which he wac driving to
market, and the peop.'e gathered
around him.
"Friend Drover," mid Mr. Mason,
"what do you expect to get for that
lot of b?ge?"
The drover replied that he ought to
get $600.
"I have done vastly better than
that," said the old minister, ossting
a smiling glance around upon his for
mer parishioners, a score of whom
were there. "Not long since I sold
a lot of just such critters-not half so
decenl looking as yours are-and I
got $1,000 for 'em."
- A young man was taking tho
civil service examinations and was
exasperated at the irrelevance of come
of the questions. On* question was.
"How many British troops were
sent to thia country during the Ameri
can Revolution?" The young man
nibbled his pen fqr a moment in an
noyance and then wrote the answer,
"I don't know, but a darned sight
more than went back."
- If all donkeys had long ears it
would be necessary to change the style
of msBouline headgear.
- Society people make as muoh
fuss ^hnut getting married as theat
rical people do ia getting divorced. /
- You wouldn't know some people
had ever been on earth if you didn't
accidentally stumble \ on their tomb
stones.
- A man might give his wife more
spending money if oho wouldn't spend
so muoh af it on things for him that
he doesn't want.
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