The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, August 21, 1901, Page 7, Image 7

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f The Living t J WaxTigiire.? LHow * Hero Got Unbiased Y Opinions of Himself. '1 assure yon, sir/' said the at tendant, "your portrait model is at present the most popul rr in our col lection, especially with ladies, sir." Major Bailford Noel might well have blushed, \fut he only laughed and pulled his mustache as he gazed, with amused criticism twinkling in Iiis dark eyes, up at the waxen pre sentment of himself. He; and his friend Jimmy Barnes had come carly to have a look at the thing in advance of other sightsee ers. He had not proposed the idea. ?As he himself would probably hav*? expressed it, he "wouldn't haye had the colossal cheek/' but a courteous cote from the management bsd of fered the privilege^ and Jimmy Barnes had advised its acceptance. And Major Bailford Noel; a bronzed young man in an immacu late frock coat, trousers with beau tifully crisp folds down the front of the leg, a tall, shining hat and par ticularly smart gloves, stood staring up at another Bailford Noel dressed in shabby khaki, provided with sev eral realistic red stains. "Glad they like me," was the only comment with which it occurred to him to cap the compliment. "But I bet if I could stand in that wax chap's place for an hour I'd hear things about myself that would make mc feel small." "You don't quite understand yet, my dear boy, what a pet the British public's been making of you these hist few months or you wouldn't be so beastly modest," said Jimmy Barnes, who had only been restrain ed from going out and trying to be a hero on his own account by the fact that he was too nearsighted to know friend from foe. "But I bet you, all the same, I would hear some home truths about myself if I could take that duffer's place. Bet you $100." "Dare you do it ?" asked Barnes. "Do what?" ''Get up there" and try it." "What! Have the wax beggar carted away and- Oh, rot 1 Why, they'd spot it in a minute, even if" "It's too foggy. Look here. You could turn off a light or two, couldn't you?" "I-I'm afraid, sir, it couldn't be managed," stammered the embar rassed attendant. , "Why, it ought to be worth a rise of salary if any one knew. Think what a catch ! v But nobody need know. And, besides, you're a good chap, yoii know, taking a lot of trouble for us." IMr. Barnes illustrated his idea by bringing from his pocket a handful of attractive yellow coins. "Don't you think, my friend, as n favor to Maj or^ Noel" "Oh, I say, .Barnes, I like that I" j "Oh, I say, Noel, of course you 9 do. It's the chance pf your life. ? Besides, 'tisn't fair to make a bet g| and then funk it." 1 "What was the bet, anyhow ?" fl "You bet you'd hear things that fl would make you feel bad if you fl could stand in that 'absentminded ?fl beggar's' place. I bet the contrary. ?flBut-well, put it like this. If out jflof every half dozen persons in the flerowd three make adverse criti ?fleisms, you get m? "$100. If four ?flout of six admire you, your money's ?flin my pocket." & The attendant h fd finished his ""?calculation. On second thought he ?would put it at $G0. s M * * .* * * . ' . i?fl From 10 to 12 the marvelous col flection had been on view this foggy jpiorning, and one of the latest addi JPions was beginning to think tho oifllignity and delight of being a v.ix '??celebrity miglrt be a great deal oscr ?fl Still, on the whole, he h?tl little 3flo complain of. What with the fog --Rutside and the arrangement of Mights carefully accommodated to fit ;aKi'0 circumstances he could breathe ?.nobserved, and he could wink with i^flomparativo impunity in the face, sfiflo to speak, of witnesses, while ^flhen the crowd turned its back to ?^fliostow attention elsewhere ho [oflound frequent. opportunities of '.oflasirig his stiff enea limbs. Last, '"?ut not least, he was losing his fl His principal admirers,. however, ^iflad been little boys and old ladies. ?sk?e had a fatal fascination for both, fla for girls, it must bo confessed ?"at, though they certainly did look n*m him, they were his least friendly flitics. Ono and all so far had ex pected him to be "handsomer and .Jgger." But, then, Bailford Noel Aver had got on with girls. They tlner? the only creatures on earth he "Jared. YiJflHe was jost trying to catch the tndfles of Jimmy Barnes, with the la.fljew of intimating thab when .the mt batch of boys had finally de* no Arted there might he hope of com r-^flS "?- - F^V* when two new r ?fl*-8? accompanied by an elderly \ 'Ity' floated within range of vision. i ii "They're the kind that won't haVi \ ifry use for mo," reflected the por ; ,{|?it model. "There they go now ? ij Kitchener, and here comes thc ' 'I i lady to me. I thought ai v| ? ach." Jr- But> being unable to turn hh ? cw ad, he was liable to error, ssa* "Come along, girls; don't let'f IM?^ ^te time hert ,? said the old lady, *t's go to the chamber of horrors It's the only thing worth seeing." "You go/* returned one of tho girls. "We want to look at the sol diers?' 'Tm tired of soldiers !" said the old lady. She went away. Noel could hear the aggressive sweep of her skirt. "Bloodthirsty old dear!" remark ed one of the girls. "Yes," agr?*ed the other; hut Fm glad she's gone. She would have been a jarring note. Oh, there ho is-the darling!" "That's Kitchener!" the latest celebrity assured himself. But no! Could, he believe his eyes? They had como to a stop in front of him. He smelled an ex quisite fragrance of violets. He saw two lovely faces under picture hats, with large eyes looking up to his. He hoped he was not breath ing hard or blushing. "Good gracious ! Doesn't it seem as if his eyes met ours ?" exclaimed tho divino being who had called him a "darling." "It doesn't seem like that to mc. I don't think it'a at all lifelike. Who ever saw human eyes stare so? There's something very queer about the nostrils, Cissy, dear. And just look at those hands ! Did you ever see anything so stiff ? I never could understand how anybody could mis take a wax figure for a human be ing." "I never could understand it till now," answered Cissy dear. "But he looks to me embarrassingly real." "Suppose you were being intro duced to each other. *Miss Dens more, let me present Major Noel, who wants so much to know you.' Or would it bc more appropriate the other way round ?" 'Tm afraid it would!" sighed Cissy. "I shall never know him. And I shouldn't be able to speak n word to him if I did." "Little idiot! I'll bet I would! Wliy, there's hardly a girl who wouldn't go down on her knees to get him." "I wouldn't. I might worship him, but I'd want him to go down on his knees to get me. I hate girls who throw themselves at the heads of men like that! It must disgust them. And they say he doesn't care for women. I-I think that's one of the reasons I like him. He's BO modest, tho dear, not the least conceited, though he's such a hero." "You always were great spoons' on him, long before any one else thought anything about him." "Don't say 'spoons!' It was be cause of things Tom told me. Tom knows him!"-in.a tone of awe. "Oh, Tom knows me, does he?" thought the portrait model. The question was, which Tom was this Tom? Was he Cissy's brother? or-really, it was awkward not to know whether to feel a warm fra ternal affection for Tom or a burn ing enmity. "Well, you know you're in love with liim, though he isn't a hit handsome; his nose is too ' long And if this is like him he's getting quite bald." "Handsome! Why, he's got thc best, bravest face I ever saw. Bul isn't it funny the light gives such an odd effect here. His complexion gets much redder than it did wher wo first came in." "It's the fog," pronounced Pat "ifs chanced him from bronze tc copper. ?ut os it isn't likely tc turn Jjim into gold, if you've noth ing more to say, suppose we go on I'm starving! And we're the onl] people left." "His heart is gold already 1" re torted Miss Cissy Densmorc, "anc I have a lot more to Bay tc him You see"-laughing a little-"thi? will be my first, last chance. It'i How do you do ?' and 'Goodby for ever!'" "Must you really go horne tomor row? Because, if t>ot, we'll corni here again ns often as you like Anything to keep you with us dear." "Oh, I must go! Well, goodby my hero !" And she looked up wist fully into the portrait model's eyes "Therese a sort of horrible fascina tion about speaking out one's mint to him in this way," soliloquize! Cissy, "and saying things one wouL die sooner than have him hear. It' like talking to a man who's asleep. . "Heroines of fold fashioned rc manees kissed thc men they love when they were asleep," remarke Pat impersonally. "I double, triph quadruple dare you to kiss this tni'i model soldier!" "I wouldn't dream of doing sue a thing!" "I don't dare you to dream ii Wouldn't it .be a nico memory t carry away with you to. Ireland There isn't a soul about-not soul. But you'ro. afraid." 'Tm not afraid!" said Cissy. A cold dow broke out upon th portrait model's waxen brow. "If you're not afraid, then it's bc cause he's too ugly. Now, honesi ly, I call bim- an ugly man. Nc body*d kiss him for his beauty." "Well, I will, for his braver then. So, thore'l" For an instant that might ha\ been tbs f r?etion o? ?> second or. whole lifetime tho ^portrait mod? of the celebrated Major Noel wc encompassed by sweetness and Ugh His face was fanned with a breat of violets, and then, quick as a flos! something warm and soft aa fallin rose leaves .brushed his cheek ari was gone again. "Oh, my gracious, he didn't fe like wax at all!" exclaimed a frigh ened voice. "How could you mal mo do it? Come away quick quick! I can't look him in thc ia? During tho rest of that day when ever ho shut his eves ho could foe! hut no matter. It would not boar thinking of. Ho thought, instead, of Ireland. She was going there to morrow. Some Irish relations lind asked him to spend a fortnight with them in Dublin. He had refused. But ho did wonder in what part of Ireland she would be staying and whether he had made a mistake in refusing the invitation. That night he went to a dinner and theater party given in his honor. He was the observed of all observers, though he stood as far back as he could get without going through the floor. "There's General Blank in the front row of stalls," said his host ess. ,Noci iooked down, but ho did not see General Blank. He saw only the loveliest girl in the world, wear ing a fluffy white dress instead ot a blue cloth with gold bra1" L and a Mario Stuart hat. "Who is that pretty girl with chestn* t hair and violet eyes," ho inquire, with an air of carelessness -"the one in white?" Nobody knew until Tom Fiske, a modest subaltern on leave (asked to fill an unexpected vacancy), timidly announced his acquaintance with tho young lady. "She's a distant cousin of mine," said he, "an Irish girl, Cissy Dens more, old Colonel Densmore's granddaughter, you know; lives with him in Dublin. - She's going home tomorrow morning after a visit-her first, I think. I may travel in the same train." "That's odd ! I'm going to Dub lin tomorrow morning," said Noel. He'd telegraph his relatives. "We'll be traveling together, I suppose?" Just one week later a dear Irish girl secured the hero of Raeling.s dorp-that hater of women-and secured him without an effort, ex cept on the soldier's part. But it is not likely that she will ever tell him how she "took a dare" at Mme. Tussaud's, or that, if she did, he would cap the story-at least not till a great many yearn have passed.-Answers. Eat Plenty of Fruit. Americans do not pay sufficient attention to fruit on their tables. More fruit and fewer vegetables should be a household's policy. The buying of fruit that is in season means no unnecessary outlay of money, and the results both as to health and satisfaction of the appe tite will be encouraging. There are qualities peculiar to each kind of fruit that render it of value to the system. From the point of view of health the raw fruit is far better tlmn the cooked. There is hardly a month that some kind of raw fruit cannot be had. Tho old farmhouse policy of keeping a barrel of red apples where anybody could help himself was very wise. If it accomplished nothing else, it at least saved doc tors' bills. City hofl*es and small houses and apartments cannot have the apple barrel, but even the people of small means can manage to have some fruit always on hand.-Mary Graham in Woman's Homo Journal. The Burglar. A man with a wife who has her ? own ways about doing things catch es her now and then. "My dear," he said the other morn ing as he was dressing, "I think you were right when you told mo last night that there were burglars in the house." "Why ?" she asked nervously. "Because all the money that I had in my pockets when I went to bed is gone." "Well," she said, with an I-told you-so air, "if you had been brave and got up and shot the wretch you would have had your money this morning." "Possibly, my dear, possibly," he said gingerly, "but I would have been a widower." She laughed softly then and gave half of it back to him. This Signatare is on every box of the genuine Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tabiota tho remedy that cares a cold tn. one day - Wonder who started that fool idea that thc quietest way fora hus band to sneak up stSirs at. night is with his ahoea in his hand wbcu the only thing they do is to keep falling down? Fortify the body to resist malarial germs by putting the system in per fect order. Prickly Ash Bitters is a wonderful system regulator. Evans Pharmacy. - Jambs B. Harvey, who died re cently in Brooklyn, direeted that bis body be oremated and the ashes thrown in East River at a point where he had crooned day after day on his way to business. - Drink and womoo never seem the same aa they were the night before to a man who contemplates them from bis pillow in the morning. - It isn't how many women a mao sees coming home at night that wor ries him, it's how many different plaeea one woman in in at the same time. Keep the body healthy at this sea son by using Prickly Ash Bitters. It is a necessary condition to successfully resist malarial sers?. Evans Phar macy. - Don't think that all gossips are females. - Wernau poses while waiting for a mar .-*-?> propose. CLASSICAL MUSIC. A 8!mp!c Way to Ten What the Or- j cheatra la Playing. There is a very simple method by which even the greatest ckeptic may ascertain whether a pieco of music is good, bad or indifferent. It is as follows: If tho music goes "one, two, three, hop, hop, hop," or "one, two, three, hum, bum, bum," you may depend upon it that you are listening to unmitigated rubbish. But whon you hear music which sounds as though a number of well arranged notes were stuck into a barrel and energetically stirred about like a sort of harmonious oat meal porridge, then you may assumo that it .? a fugue and al once com- j pose your features into an expres sion of profound interest. If, on listening to tho music, you fancy the notes aro dropping acci dentally on the floor and from timo to time asserting themselves again in a quiet, dreamy sort of way, then the piece is probably a nocturno, and nocturnos, as you are aware, are very high class music indeed. When thc notes seem to arrive in truckloads and each truck con tains, so to speak, a different sort fro.u the ono that has gone before and when the train appears to take an unreasonable amount of time in passing a given point, then the mas terpiece is most likely a symphony, ana symphonies are the greatest musical creations hitherto produced. When it appears as though tho notes had been tumbled down helter skelter, then vigorously shoveled up into a heap and lastly blown into the air with dynamite cartridges that is a rhapsody, and rhapsodies aro the latest variety of music out -D?sseldorfer Anzeiger. Oliphant'6 Presence of Mind. Tho late Laurence Oliphant, a journalist and man of letters, was once the correspondent of the Lon don Times, which in France was a hated paper. He attended a revo lutionary meeting at Lyons, where the population had begun to commit desperate excesses. He knew French so well, and BO cleverly assumed the guise of a workingman, that he was not sus pected, but suddenly a rumor was announced to the meeting that an emissary of the brutal ' London Times was there. At once the mob was in an up roar, and loud cries resounded of "Cherchons-le! A la mort! A la riviere!" (Let us find him! Kill him! To the river with him!) Oliphant jumped to his feet with a look of overwhelming indignation, shouting ct the top of his voice: "Cherchons-le ! Moi, 30 le connais de vue!" (Let's find him! I know him by sight !) Under cover of this zeal and hunt ing everywhere for the detested Englishman he made his escape. Courting Sunday. Throughout Holland the four Sundays in November are kept as fete days. They are named severally Re view, Decision, Purchase and Pos session. On Review Sunday every one goes to church, and after service there is a church parade, when all thc young men and maidens look at each other, but forbear speaking. On Decision Sunday each would bc Benedict approaches the maiden of his choice with a ceremonious bow and from her response judges whether he is acceptable as a suitor or not. On Purchase Sunday \.'.>c consent of parents and guardians is sought if thc wooing during tho week has been happy. Possession Sunday witnesses tho first appearance of the various lovers before the world as actual prospec tive brides and bridegrooms. Danger Points on the British Coast. , Tho most dangerous part of the British coast is that between Flam borough head and the North Fore land, including as it docs both the Humber and the Thames. The next most dangerous district is that between Anglesea and the Mull of Cantyro, which includes the Mersey and thc Clyde. Next comes that between Hartland point and St. David's bend, which includes the Bristol channel. The district be tween the North Foreland and St. Catherine's, including, of coifrsc, the strait of Dover, comes but fourth on thc list. Seasoning Timber. Oak timber loses about one-fifth of its weight in seasoning and about one-third of its weight in becoming dry. Gradual drying and seasoning are considered the most favorable tc tho durability anr1. strength o? timber. Kiln dryinr, is particularly serviceable for boarcn and piece? of small dimensions, and unless per formed slowly is apt to cause cracks and impair tho strength of the wood. If timber of largo dimensions be im mersed in water for n^pT weeks, it is improved and is less liable to warp and crack in seasoning. - The wise man now turns over a new cabbage leaf and puts it in hi? hat. - Good jokes and sparkling dia monds are the resuk of much patient gvinding. - Poetry is merely a trica of words and the waste basket often takes the trick. - Nature seems io take special de light in upsetting the weather man's predictions. ADULTERATED COFFEE. GROCER WHITE FOUND GUILTY OF VIOLATING OHIO'S PURE FOOD LAWS. Interesting Fact? Concerning the Roasting ot Coffee Brought Ont br ?elentlfle Baaerta-Presence of Bac teria. TOLEDO, O., Aug. 3.-The Jury In Judge Mock's court In this city has found James White, a local grocer, guilty of stiling adulterated coffee. The prose cution was based on a package of Ar buckles Arloaa coffee. The State of Ohio, through the Pure Food Commission, prosecuted White. The ease was on trial for nearly a mouth and attracted national atten tion. Tlio manufacturers of Ariosa coffee conducted the defense for Grocer White. The best attorneys In the country were retained to defend him. but, after u short consultation, a ver dict of guilty was returned by the jury. The State of Ohio considers this a big victory. Pure Food Commissioner Blnckhurn has been waging a warfare on spurious food articles and the de partment has been successful. Thc co ni pla lut of tlie State of Ohio was that Ariosa coffee was coated with a substance which couccaled defects lu the coffee and made It appear better than lt is. The State charged this couting or glazing was a favorable me dium for the propagation of bacteria. Prof. G. A. Klrchmaler, of this city, a well known chemist, wns the princi pal witness for the State. He had made scientific examinations of sam ples of Ariosa purchased from Grocer White in the open market. He found that each Ariosa berry contained on average of 300 bacteria. Mr. Klrch maler further testified that other cof fees he examined contained few bacte ria or none at all. He declared that the glazed coffee was not a wholesome food product. Chemist Schmidt, of Cincinnati, cor roborated the testimony of Prof. Klrch maler. The Stato did not present fur ther testimony. The defense through tho Arbuckles, who prepared this glazed coffee, se cured some of the most eminent chem ists and scientists in tho United States to give testimony in their behalf. Prof. H. Wi Wiley, of tho United States Ag ricultural Department; Prof. Vaughn of Ann Arbor University; Profs; Biotic nnd Webber, of the Ohio State Univer sity, were called to defend Ariosa. Dr. Wiley had made a careful examination of the method of manufacturing Ario sa. He told of the 10,000,000 eggs used by the Arbuckles yearly In the prepara tion of this glazing. On this point In cross examination, the State's attorney deftly drew from him the information that these eggs might be kept in cold storage by the Arbuckles for a year or two at a time. The experts who heard Dr. Wiley's testimony were pleased to be able to "catch" so famous a chemist. The doc tor at one point in his testimony ex plained very clearly how lt ls that the egg put Into the coffee pot by the house wife settles the coffee. He said that tho heat coagulates the egg, and as it sinks to the bottom of the pot lt carries the fine partie' *? of cof/ee with It, and thus clarifies tnu drink. It is the act of coagulation In the coffee pot that does the work. Later on In his cross exam ination, he had to admit that when thc egg was put on Ariosa coffee at the factory it became coagulated, and ns egg cannot be coagulated but once, that the coating on coffee was practically no value, as a "settler" when lt reached the coffee pot Prof. Wiley acknowledged that the glazing might be a favorable medium for the propagation of bacteria, al though ho would not testify positively either way because ho was not a bac teriologist, Prof. Vaughn, of Ann Arbor, also a witness for the Arbuckles, said he found bacteria on Ariosa coffee. Prof. Blelle, another witness for tho defense, found nny number of lively bacteria on Ariosa coffee he examined, and he agreed that glazed coffee surely was a more favorable medium for the propagation of bacteria than unglazed coffee. Pure Food Commissioner Blackburn says: "The State ls very much elated over its victory against this corpora tion. Wc are now considering the ad visability of Informing every grocer In the State of Ohio that lt ls an Infrac tion of the laws to sell Ariosa, and at the same time give warning to con sumers that the coffee Is an adulterat ed food article." The verdict of the jury In this case Is of national Importance because a great many other States have pure food laws like that of Ohio, and lt ls natural to suppose that similar action will ho taken by other Pure Food Commis sioners to prevent the sale of glazed coffees. Washlnirton'a Faatldlcns Kinaman, Lawrence, earl of Ferrers, a distant relative of George Washington, had a most tyrannical temper, and ono day hi a fit of passion he cut down with his sword his steward, an old gentleman named Johnson. The latter had given no provocation for the deed, and the crime was an act of brutality inexcusa ble save that the earl may not have been well balanced mentally. He was brought to trial for killing Johnson and demanded and received the privi lege or being tried by his pt ors. The house of lords was thronged dur ing the bearing. The evidence proved to be conclusive, and Ferrers was sen tenced to be banged at Tyburn. Ap peals were made to the king for clem ency, but In vain. Ferrers met his fate with considerable bravado. He was carefully attired for the occasion and insisted on providing a silken cord for thc ceremony. To thia whim the e:: ?cu tloL or agreed, and tba earl was turned off otherwise like any other felon. CASTOR IA For Infanta and Children. The Kind Yon Have Always Bought Boars the Signature of - "De eingin' of a mookin'-bird am sweet," ramarkod Unole Eben; "but de cackle ob er chicken on your own roos' has a heap more expression in it.' : , ,i -vsy . : . ..... .. ???ft The Soda Fountain Clerk. Consider now thc mock and humble soda fountain derk. Who draweth off tho moistened air with nimble turn and jerk. His garb is always spotless white wheo first he puts it on. . But, lo! before an hour hath passed its spotlessness Hath gone. For then he hath vanilla on the bosom of his vest ; anA streaks of red raspberry make his trousers seem a jest. Whilo chocolato and ginger give a ti gerish effeot to the balanco of the garments in which he is proudly dook " J 3 Vt. His hair is limp and languid, and is parted square and true. Above the very center of hi? nose which turneth blue. Because he hath to linger in tho acid and thc ice. to fix up funny mixtures for the one that hath thc price. He maketh strange concoctions in thc linc of fancy drinks, and all tho whilo ho watohoth for persuasive sorts of winks. From early morn ho twisteth at the ?oda water spout, and turueth the ico crusher till tho icc hath given out. Ile diggcth in thc ico cream and ho rusheth with the glass, while his dead ly hated rival buys the soda for tho lass. Yea, verily, the soda clerk, he hath a sorry time, for ho must know tho way to get !* cents out of each dime; And ho must bo n hustler, that there will not be a loss of icc or water, or he'll tremble at tho boss. How often, oh, how often, hath the soda jerker grinned at thc one who payeth nickels for a penny's worth of wind; How often, oh, how often, doth a calm and peaceful smile goflittiug o'er his visugo when a drink goes out of ftyle. But ah, alas, my sou, sometime he feeleth very bad, and then is when the ladies come with garments rich and glad. The ladies fill the rockers and the fioorways and tho stools, and insist upon a liquid that both elevates and cools. And one dcclareth that she'd like some chocolate wi tn cream, and, when he draweth it, straightway "Oh, no!" the maid doth scream. And then she vc *eth that ahe hath already changed her mind, and want eth just a phosphate with a piece of lemon rind. And yet, again, the other maids de clare they do not know just what they wish, and on and on their mild objec tions, flow. The weary soda fountain derk sug gested this and that, from a plain old lemon phosphate to a dose of anti-fat. And finally the ladies fair with one consent conclude that chocolate and cam shall be their sorta fountain food. Now, when he draweth all the drinks, hi: troubles are not done Nay, verily, my trusting child, they arc but half begun; For eaoh and every maiden there doth straightway rises and say: "Now, girls, Til think it's awful if you du not let mc pay!" And all protest, and all object, and all their plans defend, And not a ono takes out her purse her lovely cash to spend. Now, finally, the soda clerk big ges tcth tl at each maid shall pay for what she drar.k-and then beginncth tlu tir-.de. For all tho ladies vow in wrath yea, yea, they almost sob-that they will seo his employer, and take from him his job. And then they tako their parasols, arid sternly go away, and not a cent of all that bill do they' take steps to pay. Tho gentle soda fountain clerk, he falloth in a daze, and lcaneth on thc vichy tube, and wicked things he says. Is this not true, just as we have composed it, with work? It surely is-and if you doubt, go ask the soda clerk. -Baltimore Ann rican. I After He Comes j he has a hard enough time. Every- 2 thills that "the expectant mother ;j can do to help her child she should 8 do. One o? the greatest blessings 2 she can give him is health, but to ft do this, she must have health her- jj J? self. Shu should use every means Jg ci to improve her physical condition. ;j ?? She should, by all means, supply ft JJ herself with , S J Mother's jj Friend. It will take her through the crisis easily and quickly. It is a liniment which gives strength and vigor to the muscles. Com mon sense will show you that tho stronger the i ?? _ j muscles are, 9 ' t'^5r'*l w?,c? hear the f / strain, the less 9 * pain there will be. . A woman living in Fort Wayne, g Ind., says: M Another's Friend did Q\ wonders for me. Praise God for ? i your liniment.1 ' SRead this from Hunel, Cal. " Mother's Friend is a blessing to all women who undergo sature'? 11 ordeal of childbirth." ? ! Get Mother's Friend at the *I drug store. SI per bottle. 3 THE BRADFIELD REGUIATOR CO., Atlanta, G?. Writ? for our frc? Illustrate J book, " Before Uabjr it Horn.1" r SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. To the Public. Pl mu? o note our chungo ID business from credit to Cash, and read the follow ing below : Our reasons for doing so areas follows: First, our accounts being necessarily small, and an endless amount of confu sion and expense entailed toan injurious degree, and the loss in bad ecu .unte, and the t.me and attention lt requires to col lect same. BeooDd, our current expenses, such as labor, fuel, gas, water and other supplies ar" cash. Tho stand we have taken is one we have b? na foiced into. With a great many of our oustomers we regret to be obliged to pursue this course, but aa we positively . ADnot discriminate, we trust that you ^ ill appreciate our position and not ask tor credit. All bundles delivered after June 1st and not paid for will be return ed to laundry. For convergence of our oustomers we will Issue Coupon Books sold for cash. These books can be kept at home and payment made for bundles when deliver ed with the coupons. You can get these bookH at Laundry cilice, cr fioua the driver. This change goes into effect 1st of June, 1901. We desire to thank all of our oustomers for the patronage they have kindly favor? ed us with in the pabt and hope we have merited tbe same, and hope io still be entrusted with your valued orders after our change goes into effect for cash only, which will alwnjH receive our prompt attention. Very respectfully, ANDERSON STEAM LAUNDRY CO. 202 East Boundary St. R. A. MAYFIELD, Supt. and Treas. PHONE NO. 20. tSSft. Leave orders at D. C. Brown A Bro's. Store. A. H. DACNALL, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Anderdon, -? S. C. OFFICE-OVER THE P03T OFFICE. Peoples Bank of Anderson Moved into their Banking House, and are open for busi ness and respectfully solicits the patronage of the public. Interest paid on time deposits by agreement. - THE - BANK OF ANDERSON. J. A. BROCK, President. JOS. N. BROWN, Vice President. B. F. MAULDIN, Cashier. THE largest, strongest Bank in th County. Interest Paid on Deposits By special agreement. With unsurpassed facilities and resour ces we are at all times prepared to ac oommodate our oustomers. Jan 10, 1900_2ti_ THE ANDERSON MetQ?l Firs Ines bl HAS written 1000 Policies and have a little over $550,000.00 insuranoe in force. The Policies are for small amounts, usually, and the risks are well scattered. Wo are carrying this insuranoe at less than one-half of what the old line companies would charge. Wo make no extra charge for insurance against wind. They do. J. lt. Yandi ver. President. Directors-II. S. Hill, J. J. Fret well, W. G. Watson, J.J. Major, J. P. Glonn, B. C. Martin, ii. B. A. Robin son, John G. Ducworth. Ii. J. GINN, Agent, _Starr, S.jC-_ S. G. BRUCE, DENTIST. IN B ROY LES BUILDING, over Nich olson'? Store, below tho Bank of An demon. I have 25 joan experlonce in my pro fenaion, and will bu ploaHP'; to work for any who want Plates made. Filling done, and I mako a specialty of Extraoting Teeth without, pain and with no after paiu. Jau 2.-J, 1001 TRADE MARKSI * DESIGNS ? COPYRIGHTS 6\CJ Anyono Bonding a sketch and description nins quickly ascortnlu oui opinion free whether au Invention 19 probably patentable. Communica tions strictly confidential. Handbook on Patents eont froo. Oldest aiioncy for socurlng patents. Patents taken tnrouuh Munn it Co. receive ipr rial notice, without charge, In tho Scientific nwrlzm. A handsomely lllnstrated weekly. I.snrest cir culation of an* sclcntltlo Journal. Terms. $3 a year: four months, fl. Sold by all rowsdealorc. MUNN & Co.381Broadwa* New York Branch Office. ?25 F SU Washington, D.C Notice of Final Settlement. THE undersigned. Executors of the Estate of G. W. Farmer, decoased, hereby give notice that they will on the (Uh day of September, li>01, apply to the Judge of Probato for Anderson County, B.C., for a Final Settlement of *aid Es tate, and a discharge from their office as Executors. S. F. FARMER, E. B. FARMER, A. S. FARMER, Aug?. 1001-7 Executors. VIGOR OF MEN Easily, Quickly, Permanently Restored, UTTtfTYTDn DB- JEaN O'HARRA'S (Par JlJUNUlir(J ls) GREAT FRENCH TONIC AND VITAL1ZER Is sold with written guarantee to cure Nervous Debility. Lost Vitality, Failing Mornory, Fits, Dlrxlness, Hysteria, Stops all Drains on the nervous System Caused by Ha I Habit? or Excessive Use of Tobacco, Opium, Liquors, or "Llvtag the Paco that Kills." lt wards off Insan ity, Consumption and Death, lt clears the Blood and Brain. Builds up tbe Shattered Nerves, Ke stiria iii? FIro of Youth, and Brings the Pink Of OT-.- to Pal? Cheeks, and Makes Ye;; Y?OSg ana KtroDg-acaln. 80c., 13 Boxes $5. By Mall to any address. EVAN8 PHARMACY, Solo Agents. 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