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Atlanta (
Tis home where the heart is, and
the most of mine is hero. The epicure
filled Iiis stomach with choicest f<hi-J
and exclaimed, "Fate cannot harm me,
I have dined to-day," and so I have
filled my heart with the sweets arid
comforts of home, and feel d?liant of
human misery. Kate cannot harm me.
for my hjmc is my castle where, as
Blackstonc says, "the king of England
dare not enter uninvited." Hut an
old man did enter not long ago and
said he came to stay a few days if it
was convenient. I saw his baggage
on the iron seat in the veranda. lie
said, ' I travel free and iodge free and
mix with none but the best people,
and eo I have come to abide with you
for a few days. I hope it is conven
ient." Well, it wascnt convenient,
for my wife was at Rome and my
daughters away, and I had never
heard of him, and so I told him it was
not convenient. He seemed surprised
and asked me if I was a Virginian. I
told him no, I was a Georgian, and he
said that Virginians seemed to be
scarce in this region and he feared
that old Virginia hospitality had not
reached here; that Bishop Nelson had
entertained him in Atlanta, and he
had found a welcome among all Vir
ginians. "What arc you going to do
with me?" he asked. "I am lame
and can't walk; I was told you had a
carriage and would drive me anywhere
I wished to go." "No, sir, I have
neither carriage nor buggy, but I will
go down town and get a vehicle and
take you anywhere you wish to go."
Then he said Brother Healer told him
that if I would not take him, there
was a poor widow across town who
would, and ho would speak to her.
So I took him there and left him, and
will pay his bill if Brother Bealer
dident. There are religious tramps
as well as sinner tramps, and they arc
not angels unawares. I was down in
the wiregraBS region for nearly two
weeks, and have most pleasant memo
ries of my new found friends, but the
last day was the beat. I wan on my
journey home and couoted the mile
stones as we speeded along. Happy
faoes and loving kisses greeted me
when I came, and here I am going to
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re Until Victuals A^rc
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rest un?l my larder gets low and my
: wife insists that I had better make
another venture. And now let the
procession proceed. Let the war go
on. It is noue of my begetting; it
might have stopped at Santiago, hut
our yankec brethren seem to love the
nigger afar off ami have bought 8,000,
000 at two dollars und a half a head,
which was cheap enough if Spain
could have delivered the goods. Hut
they have cost ten times that now and
are still in the woods. \Y*c used to
advertise our runaways aud say "Ten
dollars reward ?Runaway from the
subscriber my hoy Dick, 2"> years old,
5 feet 10 inches high, black complex
ion and very flat no.se. The above
reward will be paid on his delivery to
tnc or his lodgment in the nearest
jail." Why not try that on Aguin
aldo and the other runaways? Hut
if they catch them I don't know what
they arc going to do with them; they
wouldent let Aguinaldo set up a bar
ber shop in Manila no more than they
would in Roston or Chicago. Profes
ser Council, who is presidcut of the
colored agricultural college in Ala
bama, understands this. lie is the
smartest and best leader of his race,
and when he spcakes or writes to the
public always says the right thing.
I have respect for him.
Hut this awful muddle with China,
whic'i was precipitated by our aggres
sion upon the Philippines, seems to
have no end in sight. Rev. Dr. Ilal
deruian, of New York, say that he
demonstrated a year ago from scrip
tural prophecy that the present year
would find all the nations at war, and
there would be a mighty struggle be
tween Russia and China, and that
Russia would eventually gain the su
premacy, but that for a time the
hordes from China will break in an
awful avalanche upon the western
nations and the greed, the rapacity,
the Christless, Godless selfishness of
European nations will get its reward,
and there will be a terrible balance
sheet against those Christian nations
who have poisoned China with opium
and made them look upon all Chris
tians as rapacious foreign devils.
He says that the Chinese are fight
ling for their homes aud institutions
aud know that the Christian nation!
are seeking to rob them, and that thcii
! missionaries arc backed by guns auc
swords and Godless soldiers ready t(
kill and slay. This infuriates them
and they look upon any white man ai
a devil who should be slain. He sayt
that while this impending and destrue
tive war is ordained of God and fore
told by His prophets, yet the sin of il
lies at the doors of Christian nations.
Offenses must needs come, but woe
unto those by whom they come. The
love of money is still the root of all
evil. "Trade will follow the ?ag" ifi
j the shiholeth of commerce, and if the
j flag has to be stained with blood it
j does not matter.
These arc my convictions, and heuce
! I can't work up any enthusiasm nor
any revenge. In 1841 Kngland took
Hong Kong. In 1848 Kngland made
China pay $20,000,000 because she
destroyed 20,000 chests of opium that
had been stored there by Knglish
merchants. In 1858 Russia grabbed
all the Amoor country, containing
000,000 square miles, and when the
United Slates grabbed the Philippines
the suspicious Chinaman said, "The
Christians are coming; they want
more." No, it is none of ray war.
The blood of it is on somebody's
hands.
I see that General Gordon is going
up yonder on another mission of
peace?trying to mix up the blue and
the gray aud make a compromise color
that will satisfy both sides. Ho can't
do it, but maybe he enjoys the fun of
trying. Here and there you will find
a good-hearted, clever f?deral pension
er, but most of the clever ones come
down here and stay. The malignant
ones don't come; they arc afraid to
come. That is all right; let them
stay there; wc had rather livo with
the nogrocd than mean yankees. Here
is an Ohio paper (The Monroe Chroni
cle) that was sent me last week?a
marked copy?that is mad because our
people talk about building a Confed
erate memorial at Richmond, and says
it ought not to bo allowed, and that
our loyalty to the union is all a pre
tense, and that Biii ?rp, a noted rcbol
and writer, shows no lovo for a re
stored union. He says that such a
memorial is an insult to the nation
and makes treason honorable and
loyalty odious; every Confederate
monument is a bloody shirt, and the
Republican party ought to die, and die
eternally, if it ever allows the return
of those rebel flags which aroan insult
to the union dead and to our disabled
veterans. He denounced our rebel
songs and rebel tributes to treason;
and there is a lot more of such stuff,
I and it is in keeping with General
s Shaw's utterances in Atlanta about
r what we shall teach our children.
I Old as I am, I can lick that fellow in
> three minutes by the clock, and as he
, has singled me but, it would do me
t good to maul some grace into his
I malignant soul. I am afraid we will
have to whip them again. But 1 am
not going to let every fool up there
: make me mad?I havent got time?I'd
rather work in the garden or play with
? the grandchildren, thoy keep me
! amused, and I can love them without
I a strain. Last night I had to play
I Trimbletoe with them, and had to be
: the elephant and let them ride home
, on my back. How far away that
sounds?"Catches his hens and putB
them in pens, some lays eggs and
some lays none; wire, briar, limber
lock, three geese in the flook," etc.
One of these little girls, not yet four
years old, disobeyed her mother yes
terday and was promised a whipping.
"Mary Lou, this is the second time
you have opened the ice chest and
turned over the cream. I told you
that if you did it again I would
whip you. Now come along in the
other room." She is a good child,
loving and smart, but willful. "Mam
ma, peas don't vip me hard." Her
older sister, Caroline, had followed
along out of sympathy. Mary Lou
saw her and said, "Now, Talline, you
go back; me don vant you to see
mamma vip mc and hear me quy. It's
none of your pisness; it's just my
pisncss. You go back, Talline," and
she laid herself across her mother's
lap ready for her bisoess. The moth
er couldn't stand that; she relented
and kissed her child, and the little
thing promised again.
And so goes on in every loving
family?promising and repenting?
from childhood to old age, we sin in
haste and repent at leisure. May the
Lord forgive us all and bless the
children, is my prayer.
Bill Arp.
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A Mother Tells H?w She Saved Her
Little Daughter's Life.
I am the mother of eight children,
and have had a great deal of experi
ence with medicines. Last summer
my little daughter had the dysentery
in its worst form. We thought sue
would die. I tried everything I could
think of, but nothing seemed to do
her any good. I saw by an advertise
ment in our paper that Chamberlain's
Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
was highly recommended and sent and
got a bottle at onoe. It proved to be
one of tho very best medicines we ever
had in the house. It saved my little
daughter's life. I am anxious for ev
ery mother to know what an excellent
medicine it is. Had I known it at
first it would have saved me a great
deal of anxiety and my little daughter
much suffering.?Yours truly, Mrs.
Geo. F. Bnrdiek, Liberty, R. I. For
I sale by Hill-Orr Drug Co. .
Disadvantages of Beauty.
Tbc plain girl's dissertation of the
disadvantages of good looks is inter
esting from any point of view.
Unfortunately I cannot speak from
experience. I say unfortunately, be
cause there is no woman in the world
who would not welcome a score of dis
advantages for the sake of being
pretty, and I am only one of many.
Still, one must be grateful for small
mercies.
A plain woman has many hardships
to contend with. She has sc little
encouragement for trying to make her
self look attractive, she his so many
pangs of regret when she looks at her
self in the glass, and so few triumphs
over her prettier sister; yet the latter
is not without her penalties for her
good looks.
Perhaps the greatest is the danger
of being treated as a doll, of being
singled out from others merely be
cause she is pretty, and that is the
poorest compliment that can ever be
paid a woman. To bo petted and
courted because nature happens to en
dow one with features of the right
shape and oolors in the right plaoe
may be considered a triumph by some,
but to earn love and admiration and
know they are not excited by personal
beauty is indeed a greater one. Very
few pretty girls can rest assured
of this.
"I am glad I am not pretty," said
a pleasant-faced girl the other day.
"You may think it is 'sour grapes'
but it is not. I am glad, because
when apy one does me a little kind
ness or gives me a little present, I
think to myself: 'They do this beoause
they are fond of me,' and I value it a
thousand times more than the pretty
girl values her jewels and her compli
ments. -
Another penalty of good looks is
unsolicited attention and admiration.
The pretty girl is condemned to be
stared at whenever she is abroad, and
to be the object of sly nudges and au
dible remarks. A blooming complex
ion is often libeled by the expressive
remark, "made up," and a- pretty set
of teeth denounced as false. But
even this is not so embarrassing as
the persistent stare of ill-breeding. As
to the plain girl?why, she can walk
or ride where she will with the great
est freedom; she may dress as she
pleases and, better still, enjoy the ad
vantages of self-possession so often
denied her pretty friend.
Again, the latter has a reputation
to keep as a beauty. She must dress
to show her good points off to the
beat advantage, for she has other
pretty girls to rival her. "All her
money is spent in the adornment of
her person, in the purchase of laces
and feathers and ribbons?things that
the plain girl would never dream of
buying. This occupies her time?
and, alas! her mind. It is no wonder
that the pretty girl has no time for
intellectual pursuits, that ahe prefers
the light, frivolous conversation of
her admirers, and grows shallow, vain
and stupid in consequence.
But perhaps the greatest trial the
recognized beauty has to contend with
is in the endeavor to keep her charms
intact. A little sunburn terrifies her,
an illness may destroy her beauty for
ever. Independent of accidents, a^c
?a dreaded surety?looms in the dis
tance like a nightmare. She lives in
daily fear of departing charms and the
daily hope of preserving them.
''Don't, for goodness' sake, wish
you were pretty!" said a handsome
brunette in reply to the envious re
marks of a discontented young friend.
"My looks are the worry of my life.
Such a lot is expected of you. These
are the sort of remarks I overhear:
'Dear me, is that really the beautiful
Miss Smith people rave about? Well,
I don't think muoh of her!' 'No,
dear, she is going off terribly,' says
another dear friend. 'Getting old,
you know. Why, she must be quite
eight and twenty.' That's nothing to
what I have to put up with."
Yet, despite all this, the plain girl
will not regard herself in tbe glass with
any more resignation. She would be
williog to put up with any suoh in
convenience for the sake of a pink and
white complexion and a Grecian nose.
Such is the nature of woman. She
must be always striving for what she
cannot gain, and is never by any
chance content with that she cannot
lose.?London Answers.
During tho civil war, as well as in
our late war with Spain, diarrhoea was
one of the most troublesome diseases
the army had to contend with. In
many instances it became chronic and
the old soldiers still suffer from it.
Mr. David Taylor, of Wind Ridge,
Greene Co.. Pa:, is one of these. Sc
uses Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy, and says he never
found anything that would give him
such quick relief. It is for sale by
Hill-Orr Drug Co.
? One hundred dollars' worth of
nuggets in virgin gold in a box have
for many years been awaiting a claim
ant at the dead letter office in Wash
ington. Does anybody know who the
rightful owner is?
Fortify the body to resist malarial
germs by putting the system in per
fect order. Prickly Ash Bitters is a
wonderful system regulator. Sold by
Evans Pharmacy.
Home-Made Tobacco.
An old Missourian from one of the
brush districts of Saline County was a
witness in the Circuit Court in Mar
shall last week, the Iudex says. While
waiting in an anteroom he pulled from
his pockets a chunk of fcobacoo six
inches long, two inches in diameter
and perfectly round and smooth, and
as hard almost as fiint. Aftar he had
cut off a ehew -a man who had watch
ed him asked him what it was. "Ter*
baker!" he answered. "Yes, I know,
but what kind is it?" "My own
kind." "Where do you buy it?''
"Don't buy it. It's homespun ter
baker. I made it myself."
In response to a great deal of ques
tioning the old man told his story how
the roll of tobacco was made. "Fust
and fo'most," he said, "you must
hare good upland home grown leaf
terbaker and cure it in the sun. Then
you stem it, takin' out all the stalks.
When you're ready in the fall to make
up your year's supply of chawin' ter
baker, you saT off a hiokory log and
bore a hole in one end about a foot
deed with a two-inch auger. You
have your leaf soaked in honey and
peaohbrandy; or if you haven't any
peach brandy apple brandy will do.
You put your soaked terbarker leaves
into the two-inch atsger hole in the
hickory log and ram it down tight and
keep puttin' in the leaf and rammin'
it down till the hole is needy full.
Then you take a hiokory plug made to
fi* the hole and drive it ? as tight as
you can with a maul. This mashes
the terbaker into a solid chunk. Then
you put the green hiokory log on the
fire and let it burn slow till it is heat
ed all through and the sap begins to
sizzle out of the ends. You take the
log off then and put it out of doors
to cool over night. The next morn
ing you spiit the log open and, there's
your chuoh of chawin' terbarker that
! will keep as bard as leather in any
! climate, but it's the sweetest chaw in
J the world. There never v/as no stare
terbaker to hold a candle to it for a
sweet, juiuy,. ?astiu chew.
Several tobacco-ehewers standbg
around sampled the old man's home
m^e plug, aad declared that it was
the best they had ever tasted. "In
the old days that's the way the fust
settlers in-Missouri made theirohawin'
terbaker," the old man said.
Counterfeiters of DeWitt's Witoh
Hazel Salve couldn't sell their worth
less salves on their own merits, so
they put them in boxes and wrappers
like DeWitt's. Look out for them.
Take only DeWitt's Witoh Hazel
Salve for piles and skin diseases.
Evans' Pharmacy.
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RULES FOR HEALTH.
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you feel Dizzy,.
you uavo Headache, -
your Breath is Bad, * -
your Appetite is Poor,
you have Heartburn, - -
your Energy is Failino, -
your Digestion is Weak, -
your Back Aches. - - -
Food Gives You Distress,
Hot Weather Effects You,
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1st. It Purifies the Blood.
2d. It Regulates the Liver.
3d. It Cleanses the Bowels.
4th. It Corrects Errors of Biet.
For increasing the capacity of th? body for werk? PBZGKLY ASH BITTBES is a golden remedy. It not only
removes obstructions to healthy functional pracasaea. hnt p^s SNAP, TIHE and i?to t??? pojr?ivu man and
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kept at home for immediate use when dull spells appear, will quickly remove disorder and maintain strength and energy.