The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, August 01, 1900, Image 3
BILL ARF
Arp Says Democrats
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A paragraph in a New York paper
ask ''Is there a charm in the letter
X?" aod all's well that N's (ends)
well, so Mr. the writer tells us that
thc names of ten presidents of the
I"nited States ended in N. He might
have gone further and said that no
presidential candidate whose name
ended with N and whose running
mate's name ended in N had ever gen
erally been laid on the political shelf
as back numbers and under the ban.
It has boco said that this was the rea
son why Roosevelt did not wish to bo
nominated. But this is a mistake.
Jefferson was a vice president and so
were Jackson and Van Buren. But
it is astonishing how little is generally
known of vice presidents. How soon
they are forgotten. Even the best
histories of tho United States fail to
mention them in any table or order or
.ndex. Indeed, the defeated candi
dates for president are equally ignored.
Who did Taylor run against? Who
cid William Henry Harrison? Who
Van Buren, who Madison? Who Was
J. Q. Adams's vioe president; who
Jefferson's and Jackson's, Monroe's
and Madison's? You can't find an
swers to these in any school history,
and I found them only after much re
search in Appleton's biographies; and
and who ran against Jefferson for his
second term? who against Monroe and
Taylor and Pierce? Nobody knows
hardly. Now here is a table of refer
ence that lovers of history may look
over and paste in a book for reference:
Washington and Adams, Washing
ton and Adams, Adams and Jefferson,
Jefferson and Burr, Jefferson and
George Clinton, Madison and George
Clinton, Madison and Elbridge Gerry,
Munroe and Daniel Tompkins. Mon
roe and Daniel "Tompkins, J. Q.
Adams and Calhoun, Jackson and Cal
houn, Jackson and Van Buren, Van
Buren and R. M. Johnson, Harrison
and Tyler, Polk and Dallas, Taylor
and Fillmore, Pierce and William R.
King, Buchanan and Breckenridge,
Lincoln and Hamlin, Lincoln and John
son, Grant and Colfax, Grant and Col
fas, Hayes and Wheeler, Garfield and
Arthur, Cleveland and Hendricks,
Harrison and Morton, Cleveland and
Stevenson.
Jefferson ran against C. C. Pinck
ney.
Madison ran against Dewitt Clinton.
Monroe ran against Rufus King.
J. Q. Adsins rsa agata! Jackson.
Jackson ran against Clay.
Van Buren ran against Harrison.
Harrison ran against Van Buren.
Polk ran against Clay.
Taylor ran against Cass.
Pierce ran against Scott.
Buchanan ran against Freemoht.
Lincoln ran against Breckenridge
and Bell.
Grant ran against Seymour.
Hays ran against "Tilden.
Garfield ran against Hanoook.
Cleveland ran against Blaine.
Harrison ran against Van Buren.
Cleveland ran against Harrison.
Now pick out those successful can
didates whose names, presidents and
vice presidents, ended in N.
Jefferson and Clinton, Madison and
Clinton, Jackson and Calhoun, Jack
son and Van Buren, Van Buren ? and
R. M. Johnson, Lincoln and Hamlin,
Lincoln and Johnson, Harrison and
Morton.
And now it there is any- oh arm in
the letter N, look out for a ground
swell that will roll Bryan and Steven
eon into office nest November. Look
out, I say, and have as much faith as
yon do in seeing the new moon ' in a
clear sky over ?your right shoulder.
Bryan was defeated the last time be
cause the name of his runninicg mate
ended in L. That's why the wise
men wouldent take Hill this time
too much L (hell) in it they Baid. Bat
all's well that N's (ends) well, so Mr.
Shakespeare says. Bryan and Steven
son will Bweep the country, for the
double N's haye never yet been de
feated.
And there is another shameful neg
lect in our histories. They tell us
nothing scarcely of the mothers or
wives of the -presidents; uothing cf
their children nor who was is the
White House. Of oonrse we know
about Washington^ mother and his
wife, and about Dorothy cr Dolly Madi
son who was a widow Todd, and may
be was kin to Mrs. Lincoln, for she
was a Todd. We know something
about General Jackson's wife and
about Mrs. E ato n, for there was a
scandal about her, and because Mrs.
Calhoun and others wouldent visit her
>n tho White House, Jackson broke
UP his cabinet and took a new ona.
We know Iii?! Jefferson had no sons,
but that his daughter married a Mr.
Eppest and her descendants are quiie
numerous.. Ono of her grandsons was
fcy classmate in college. We know
"omething aboui Mr>. Polk and Har
S LETTER.
Have the Bulge This
sar.
institution.
rictt Lane, who kept thc White House
for Buchanan and about Julia Dent
Grant and Miss Folsom, whom Cleve
land married, but this is about all.
The mother of a great man deserves
the highest consideration of the his
torian, but they have not had it. With
thc few exceptions that I have named
our people know nothing of the moth
ers, wives or ohildren of the presi
dents. How many New England peo
ple know who was Daniel Webster's
wife or mother? How many Carolin
ians know of Calhoun's, how many
Kentuckians know of Henry Clay's?
But the women are at last coming to
the front, and will hereafter ocoupy a
higher place. We aro impatiently
waiting for the coming of the promised
volume by Mrs. Sarah Butts, giving
the biography of notable southern wo
men. A woman ought not to lose her
name when she marries. My wife
ought to sign her name Octavia Hutch
ins Smith instead of Mary Octavia
Smith and every woman preserve her
father's name in this way.
Well I am away down here in Mont
gomery County basking in the sun
shine of Mount Vernon, an oldtime,
unpretending village beautifully situ
ated on perhaps the highest plateau in
the eounty It is my first visit and I
was pleased to be invited here, for to
me it is classic and venerated ground.
Eighty-two years ago my father taught
school here, an old field school, and
there are a few people still living who
remember the old log schoolhouse.
But it has long since passed away and
not a patron is alive and so far as I
can learn, not one of his pupils is liv
ing. All gone. Many a time did he
tell us of his experience while teach
ing here and how rude buys reboiled |
against his discipline, and fora month
he had to fight his way, but finally
subdued and subjugated them and be
came famous with his patrons, for
those boys had ran off three teachers
before he came and the community re
joiced when they got a teacher who
was game enough to conquer them.
This is a quiet, delightful Tplace to
rest. Even the signs of antiquity are
pleasing to the eye. Beautiful legis
tremias in full bloom ornament the
front yard of my hotel. They are not
hushes or shrubbery, but are large
trees and I reverence them, for they
were my mother's favorites away back
in my childhood; and there ere still
sweet memories clustering around
them. I am here right in the midst
of flowers and fruits. Oh the fruits
that everywhere abound. Indeed, this
is a blessed country to live in and be
happy, and as for that, l eave not
suffered at all nor found any difference
between this region and north Geor
gia, provided you keep in the shade.
The nights are cool and pleassnt.
BILL A RP.
Give Him a Courteous Greeting.
A gallant old, American soldier who
at one time was well known in Kansas
had many idoiosynorasies, not the
least of which was an irrepressible dis
like for young lieutenants when first
sent out from West Point. The name
of this soldier was Gen. Starr, and at
the time of which We write he was a
major in the Sixth United States
Cavalry, though during the civil wor
he had been a brigadier general.
In 1874 Gen. Starr was in command
at Fort Kiley, and one day an orderly
esme to his 'quarters with a message
that Lient. Morrison, just from West
Point, was at the post ready to pay
his respeots and report for duty. In
response to this message the old gen
eral was starting for his office, when
his wife, a motherly old soul, plucked
bimby the sleeve aad said: "Now,
general, promise me that you won't be
rough with that young man."
"Rough?" said the old man, smil
ing amiably upon his matrimonial com
panion. "Why, I'll be peaches and
oreani unless the young dog riles me."
Reaching his office the general was
confronted with a dapper little fellow,
as spick and span as though he had
just come from the hands of his bar
ber and tailor, while he' had the half
supercilious air that seems in separa-,
ble from the first stages of military
education.
Looking the young lieutenant over
for half a moment the old general said
with great dignity: . 'How do you do,
Mr. Morrison? I am pleased to see
you." Then as a flush gradually mount
ed over his weather-beaten features,
he added: "I am alway glad to see
you young men from the Military
Academy. You--you-(here the gen
eral ended with a rear) you think your
selves so d- smart!"-Kama* City.
Journal.
S. R. Baldwin, Columbus, Ga.,
writes: I occasionally give a Teethina
Powder to keep my teething child's
j gums softoned.
A Good-Fellow Girl's Lot.
The woman of forty-five who owns
to her age and could therefore pre
sume to give advice to others was
talking seriously to the comparatively
young woman of thirty.
"Don't ever allow yourself to reach
that stage of affability," she was say
ing, "at which people will call you a
good fellow. I know that many a girl
likes to have that reputation and men
are all likely to be attentive to the
sort of girl who is called a good fel
low. Sho is generally sure of having
a good time. Men will take her out,
always be glad to have her in a party,
be very attentive to her at dances,
and make her seem like a boll*?. All
these rewards como to the girl who is
a good fellow. But I have rarely
heard of a man who wanted to marry
her.
"Of course some man usually docs
marry her, because thc girls who arc
good fellowH usually find husbands.
But the demand for them as wives is
not relatively so great as their popu
larity with men. Girls with half the
amount of attention that the good fel
low gets are going to be married first.
Men don't want for wives the women
who are companions. They want wo
men who appeal to their affections,
not to their sense of what is agreeable
socially. I have seen good-fellow
girls who waited for years to marry,
even when they had more men around
them than the other type of woman
who was married at the end of her
first year out.
"Don't get the reputation of being
a good fellow, whatever men may
think of you. I don't mean not to he
fast. I do not take that into consider
ation at all, because that is vulgar, in
the first place, and the cock tail-drink
ing, loud talking type bas nt mg
whatever in common with that sort of
girl I meant when I spoke of her as a
good fellow. The type I meant has
nothing in common with the girl who
is rapid. She can be as good form, as
well bred, and as modest as the most
shrinking type of intensely feminine
woman.
"The popularity of a girl who is
called a good fellow can usually be
explained. ? hcv?d a m?u say ino
other day that he would always rather
be with a woman than a man. If he
goes out to dinner, he prefers to be
with a woman, and if he goes, to the
theater feminine society is more
agreeable to him. He confesses
frankly that the principal reason for
this preference is his ability to do as
he wants to, when his companions are
women, whereas he would he com
pelled to do as the rest of the party
wanted if he were not with women. If
he goes to dinner with a woman, he
selects tho restaurants that he pre
fers and orders what he cares to eat.
A man may do that adroitly, eves
while pretending to consult a woman's
taste most assiduously. If he goes to
the theater, he selects the play he
likes, in the majority of oases, and
the woman has to like it, too.
"Now the good fellow is likely tc
find a good many admirers among men
of this class, who want a woman com
panion merely because they have
things more their own wsy than ii
they go not with men. But it is not
worth'while, for the sake of any pleas
ure to be got out of it, for a girl to ac
quire the reputation of being a go oe
fellow. ? It is '.ikely to interfere wit!
some of her more important aspira
lions for the future, and you knots
matrimony and a good husband will
compensate a girl for missing a great
deal in the way of a good time befen
the wedding."-iVeto York ?K?.
A Remedy for Cattle Choked.
Take a fine-cut chewing tobaooo,
enough to make a ball tho sise of i
hen's egg. Dampen it with molassei
so it adheres olosely ; elevate the ani
mal's head, pull out the tongue, ant
crowd the ball as far down the tb roa
as possible. In 15 minutes it wil
cause sickness and vomiting, relaxinj
the musoles. Potatoes, or whatevei
may be choking, it will be thrown up
It is an almost absolute certain ty tba
the tobaooo will cause the relaxing o:
the muscles and consequent throwing
up of the contents of the stomach
and a cure is just as certain as a re
taxation. The lacing of moistenei
tobaooo upon a person's stomach witl
lockjaw, relaxed them and saved th
patient. . ItP must not bo kept on s
long, however, as to oause deathl;
sickness.-G. J. HINNBUECIIER.
. During the civil war, aa well as ii
our late war with Spain, diarrhoea wa
one of the most troublesome disease
ino army had io contend with. Xi
? many instances it h?osme chronic an
the old soldiers still suffer from il
Mr.. David Taylor, of Wind Ridge
Greene Co., Pa., is one of these. H
uses Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera an
Diarrhoea Remedy, and says he neve
found anything that would give hil
such quiok relief. It is for sale b
Hill-Orr Drug Co.
- If the average woman tried a
the time to look as pleasant at h<
-husband as she does at the photo
graph er, she would die of nervot
prostration irr two weeks.
The soothing and healing properti<
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, it
pleasant taste and prompt and perm:
neut eurea, have mado it a great f
vorito with the pnoplo every where.
For eale by Hill-Orr Drug Co.
Tornadoes are Costly.
"The physical features of hurricanes
are well understood," says Prof.
Bigelow, of the Weather Bureau.
"The approach of a hurricane is usual
ly indicated by a long swell on the
ocean, whioh forewarn* the observer
by two or three days. A faint riso in
the barometer occurs before the grad
ual fall, which becomes very pronounc
ed in the ocnter; tine wisps of cirrus
clouds are first seen, which surround
the center to a distance of 200 miles;
thc air is calm and sultry, but this is
gradually supplanted by a gentle breeze,
and later the wind increases to a gale, ]
the clouds beoomo matted, tho sea !
rough, rain falls, and thc winds are
gusty and dangerous as the vortex
core comes in. Here is thc indescrib
able tempest, dealing destruction,
impressing the imagination with its
wild exhibition of the force of nature,
tho Hashes of lightning, the torrents
of rain, the cooler air, all thc clements
in an uproar, which indicate the close
approach of the center. In the midst
of this turmoil there is a sudden
pause, thc winds almost cease, the sky !
clears; but the waves rage in great
turbulance. This is tho eye of thc
storm, the core of the vortex, and it
is perhaps twenty miles in diameter,
or one-thirtieth of the wholo hurri
cane. The respite is brief and is soon
followed by the abrupt rencwcl of thc
violent wind and rain, but now com
ing from the opposite direotion, and
the storm passes off with the several
features following each other in the
reverse order.
"Cyclones or general storms may be
1,000 miles in diameter. Hurricanes
operate on a path averaging 600 to 800
miles wide. Tornadoes are very much
smaller. They may be only a mile
wide at tho top and but a few feet at
the bottom, but they are muoh more
dangerous than either a cyoloneora
hurricane. They form in all parts of
the temperate zone-at sea they are
waterspouts, and on the desert they
ate sand storms. Sometimes a whole
family of tornadoes will bo born at
once from the same cloud. As many
as fifteen tubes have been observed at
ono time. In winter months they
_1 _ .__ o._?__ t.- * --
uuvui \>u? y IU uur vxun ULULCB, uni lu
summer they occur in the North, in
Nebraska, South Dakota, Iowa and
Minnesota. The average is twenty
five a year. They are simple examples
of vortex motion. A mass of air
rotating at a low level runs into a vor
tex, and a tube is projected down
ward. The velocity of the lower end
of the tube may reaoh 200 miles an
hour and it is the partial vacuum
caused by the whirl and tho sudden
inrush of the outside air that causes
the diBastrouss explosive effects.
Tornadoes wrecked $31,000,000 worth
of property in this country during the
years from 1889 to 1896. Twenty
three million dollars of this amount
was destroyed by three whirls alone.
The Louisville tornado, Maroh 27,
1890, destroyed property worth $3,
000,000. The St. Louis tornado, May
27,1896, caused a loss of $13,000,000.
A tornado swept from Cedar Keys to
Washington, D. C., September 29,
1896, which caused a loss of $7,000,
000,"-Theodore Walters, in Ains
lee's, j__, _
- An operation was recently per
formed at a hospital in Trenton, N. J.,
for the removal of a tumor from the
oheek of Landsford Bergen, the five
year-old son of Edward Bergen, of
Yardley, Penn. The swelling was
about the size of a hickory nut and
was situated under the right eye. It
begun shout two years ago, when the
child complained of an itohing and
burning sensation there. When the
tumor was removed the doctors found
a grain of wheat sprouting under it.
Kndol Dyspepsia Cure digests what
you eat and allows dyspeptics to eat
plenty of nourishing food while the
stomach troubles are being radically
oured by the medicinal agents it con
tains. Pleasant to take and gives
quiok relief. Evans' Pharmacy.
- Ifyouaroa gentleman you will
never find it necessary to say so._
plilj "El
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The name "EMERSON" on a PIANO
a guarantee that it is Standard.
Friend?, remember that yon can buy
from me at about one-half other dealers e
A full line of ORGANS. Time given
South Main Street.
FRUST JAR'
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Now is the time to buy yo
in p
There being a big crop of fruit al
higher later in the season. I have a 1
Fruit Kettles, Fly Fans and Fly
I have a let of Decorated goods i
ning out of stock at very low* prices.
.?"? Bring rae your Bags and Bi
Your patroling
Tammany's Thirst.
Five miles of bottled drinks!
That is tho supply'iwhich tho Tam
many delegates to the National Demo
cratic Convention took with them
from New York.
Wine, beer, ale, brandy, cocktails,
whiskey and opollinaris constituted
the bulk of supplies with which thc
thirsty braves stocked their two spe
cial trains which left New York Sun
day, July 1-one over the Pennsyl
vania and tho other over thc New
York Central.
For that dusty, torrid trip "fizz"
was of more importance than food.
The 6upply was so plentiful that if
each "f tho four hundred men on thc
trains had kept a straw in his mouth
all the way there would havo becu lit
tle danger of a drought. Besides,
provision had been made to replenish
broken lines along the route-Tam
many's coaling stations, they called
them.
Herc is a list of the liquid supplies:
20,000 bottles of beer, 1,000 bottles
of ale, 1,000 quart bottles of cham
pagne, 1,000 -pint bottles of cham
pagne, 804 bottles of assorted cock
tails, 720 bottles of rye whiskey, 57G
bottles of Scotch whiskey, 570 bottles
of Rhino and Moselle wines, 432 bot
tles of brandy, 3,000 bottles of mineral
water.
The Sunday World statistics crank
has been having a lot of fun juggling
with these figures. The average beer
bottle is ten inches tall. The Tam
many delegates took with them 10,606
feet of beer-a little more than three
miles of the amber fluid. An ale bot
tle is about eleven inches tall, so the
supply included 016 feet of ale. A
quart bottle of champagne is thirteen
inches tall and a pint bottle about
eleven inches.
That is just p.boul five teilet, of
drinks, all of the best brands, xor when
Tammany goes on au excursion noth
ing hut the best "goes." There be
ing about four hundred men in the
parties, that means that about sixty
five feet of drinks was allotted to each
man-about twelve times his height.
The main building of Tammany
Hall in New York is about eighty-five
A_lt T* .L- V ...1.. -iL
icon vati. xi mu uuiviGD \tinuii tua
Tammany delegates took with them
were placed ono on top of the other
the column would bc 304 times as high
as Tammany Hall.
The beer bottles alone would make
seven rows, seven rows deep and four
times as high as the Tammany build
ing.
The ale bottles would make three
rows three and two-thirds times as
high as the hail. The Scotch whis
key would make two rows three and a
half times as high; thc rye whiskey
two rows four and a half times as
high; the brandy two rows two and a
half times as high; the quart bottles
of chum pague three rows four and a
fourth times as high, the pint bottles
of champagne three rows three and
two-thirds times as high, the Rhine
and Moselle wine two rows four times
aa high, and the mineral waters seven
row.-New York World.
Bones From Buena Vista.
HOUSTON, TEXAS, July 22.-Col. I
J. W. Scully, of the quater master's
department, U. S. A., has gone to
Mexico to disinter and bring back for
burial in the San Antonion Govern
ment cemetery the bones of Amerioan
soldiers who fell in the battle of Bu
ena Vista, fought near Saltillo, Mex
ico, in 1846, between tho Americans,
under Gen. Zachary Taylor, and the
Mexicans, under Santa Anna. The
remains of about seven hundred
Americans lie where they were bu
ried on the battlefield, but a new rail
road will go squarely across this spot
and this has caused the Americrn Gov
erdment to aot.
LOST-Many golden opportunit?s
have been lost by those who suffer
rheumatism. By taking Rheumacide
now they will he permanently and
Sositively oured. Sold in Anderson
y Evans Pharmacy.
merson."
r of successful PIANO BUILDING,
lousand delighted customers,
tone, touch and durability,
foot PIANO.
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ls like the trade mark on Eoglish Silvor
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isk.
M. L. WILLIS.
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RUIT JARS !
ar Jars before they advance
rice.
1 over the country, Jars will be much
big lot of them on hand at a low price
Traps, and all other summer goods,
n odd pieces at a bargain. I am run
seswax.
je solicited,
JOHN T. BUKRISS.
DO YOU FEEL
PRICKLY
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SEMEVBS RfW IrlVlGO?^RTES.
BILIOUS. DROWSY,
LOW SPIRITED,
BODY AND
BRAIN WEARY?
It cleanses thc liver and bowels, strengthens the kidneys and
aids digestion, thus thc system is regulated and thc
body fortific? to resist disease.
VALUABLE REMEDY TO KEEP IH THE HOUSE
SOLO BY ALI. DRUGGISTS.
l'rlcc?i.oo Vcr Bottle.
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Fruit Jars,
To put up your Fruit in.
Preserving Powder,
To keep Fruit from spoiling.
Fruit Jar Rubbers,
To put on your old Jars.
Tartaric .A-cid,
To make Cherry and Blackberry Acid.
Sticky ly Paper,
To catch the flies while working with your fruit
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We are strictly in it on
HIAVY GROCERIES,
Such as FLOUR, CORN, BRAN, MOLASSES, COFFEE, SUGAR and
TOBACCO. We buj all of the above for Spot Cash, which puts us in posi
tion to take care of your interest as well as any firm in this County, and pos
sibly better than some.
We can do you more good than anybody on SHOES.
Strictly wholesale prices to Merchants on the celebrated Schnapps and
"Blue Jay'* TOBACCO.
Big Stock DRY GOODS, SHOES and HATS, bought before the recent
big advance.
Come and get your share at old prices.
Yours for buBiness,
VANDIVER BROS,
GARDEN SEED.
Buist and Ferry's.
Remember when you go to get your Seed to get fresh
ones. As this is our first year in the Seed business we have
no seed carried over from last year.
Yours,
F. B. G PAYTON & CO.
Near the Post Office.
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Iron King Stoves, Elmo Stoves,
Liberty Stoves, Peerless Iron King Stoves,
And other good makes Stoves and Ranges.
A big line of TINWARE, GLASSWARE, CROCKERY and CHI
NAWARE.
Also, anything in the line of Kitchen Furnishing Goods-such as Buck
eta, Trays, Rolling Pins, Sifters, Ac
Thanking our friends and customers for their past patronage and wish
ing for continuance of same
Yours truly,
OSBORNE & OSBORNE.