The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, July 25, 1900, Page 7, Image 7
THE TOWN MEETING MODERATOR.
Winn?, whang, whan?!
He would p?sale, and he'd Lan?
At the old icarred table on the tomi house stage.
And, p ioo! The dust would rise,
While through it, s'r, lils eyes
Looked jest about MS savage as a meat ax aldrre.
We never had a moderator up to snuff like him.
He was little, he was squizzled, he was old and
bent and slim;
Hut when he slammed thc table with his old
Mack cane
He'd quiet down a hooraw quickcr'n any Unan in
Maine. ^
There was Uncle Cephas Johnson who'd git up
ami ssw and ham
Willi about as much ability to speak, s'r, ss a
clam,
And I reckon ii ye'd Jet him he would gabble on
all day
.?out the ro'd in Pcfkin'a deestriclr. and the tax
he had to pay. ;
There was Deacon Ira Patterson and Squire Exry
Goff,
There'd never been a chairman who could seem to
suet 'em off,
Hut the Mister Moderator that I'm tellln ye about,
He'd jump, a'r, like a cricket, gi>c tho table top
a clout,
And I ain't got words to tell to ye the awful way
he'd frown
When he'd holler: "Shet that tater trapl Sst
down, I say, set downl"
And-did-they-set t
Waal, now-you-beti
Whang, whang, whang 1
It was just a stiddy bang
When they didn't tend to bus'ness In th? way
they ought to do.
When it com to moderate,
Warn't a critter in the state
That had so good a notion how to rush town
mectin'a through.
-Lewiston Journal.
?oi?os^oi?olio^os?osto?tono?tosto?
I PRINCE'S PIE ID I
I PEWS EERTK i
? A Story of High Life. ?
Soi90^0?SO?10s10t|s10?tOt|Os104|Os1oS
I am a working woman and accus
tomed to bel?g out at all hours. I am
accustomed also to all people and all
tbiogs, and nothing frightens or as
tonishes me.
when, therefore, I sat one night in
the Pennsylvania railroad depot, Jer
sey City side, I was aroused to no in
terest at all by tho appearance of a
tull, slender, elderly woman of elegant
bearing with a young baby. The wo
man came in, sat down beside me, then
got up, hesitated, placed the baby In
tbe seat and came back.
Taking particular notice of her for
thc first time, I saw that she was of
graceful, even dignified, carriage, with
refinement of face and figure-a lady
from boots to bonnet She seemed in
such uncertainty that; I spoke to her.
"Can I be of assistance to you?" 1
asked.
"Yes and no," said she hesitatingly.
"1 bave lost my railroad ticket Could
you-would you-let me leave my bag
gage here one minute by the side of
you?"
"Certainly," I said.
At this she deposited her satchel, um
brella, shawl and baby lu the seat by
my side and walked over to the ticket
office.
The baby, a little thing not over a
year old, leaned against me comforta
bly, and 1 chatted to it as a woman
will. When 1 turned to look at the
ticket office, the woman was not there,
aud, leaning forward in the seat, I
glanced down through the door to the
ferry entrance beyond without seeing
ber.
A minute later the gong of my ferry
boat was clanging, but I could not
leave, for the woman had not returned
to take her baby. To make my story
short, I sat there until the ferryboat
bad gone many times and until many
new sets of passengers had come and
gone from the ferryhouse, but my wo
man returned not
Then, taking the baby, I stepped over
to tbe ticket office. "Did a woman
with a baby-I mean without a baby
buy a ticket here-a tall, gray haired
woman?"
The clerk "looked at me supercilious
ly. "I do not recognise any one from
that description," he said.
"This baby was left with me an hour
ago," I said, "and I am looking for the
woman."
"You had better go over to tho New
York side," said he. "Your woman
probably crossed an hour ago. Take
this boat, and probably you will over
take her."
So with the baby, the hand satchel,
tbe shawl and the umbrella ? crossed
tbe Jersey ferry and landed at Cort
landt street, New York. But here I
could not get any satisfaction, for no
one had seen my woman, and no one
would tnke the baby. At the sugges
tion of a policeman I took a cab and
drove to Bellevue hospital, only to be
told that Blackwell's Island was the
place for a waif.
"But Blackwell's Island ls across the
river," I said, "and I am h,e*e?"
"Then take it to the police station,"
suggested the Bellevue official.
I took the baby, which by this time
had slumbered comfortably In my arms,
to the police station, but the official
could do nothing for me.
"Tho baby was not found In our pre
ciuct," said he, "and I must refer you
elsewhere. I think," ho added, "that
as it was found on tho Jersey City side
you will have to find a place forait In
thc public institutions of New Jersey.
Better take lt home tonight and start
o?t again in the morning."
As it was .now midnight, I took his
advice. I carried the baby home, and
there, with the help of my bid care
taker, wo fixed a little bed for it on
the sofa and made lt comfortable. My
caretaker, dear old Woman, after she
had recovered from her surprise, warm
ed a little food for the child and sooth
ed lt to sleep as best she could.
The next morning bright and early I
started out on my quest for a nome foi
the baby, but not until I bad amused
myself with it for an hour, admiring
prsUj "ways) ac? vronnering how
any ono could have tho heart to forsake
lt aud particularly bow euch a refined
woman could do so cruel a deed.
As X said, I nm a busy worker. 1
*m a newspaper woman, and before
going on my private mission I called
upon my chief and told bim of my And.
"That would make an excellent news
paper story." said he.5
"Yea/* said I, "and you can publish
>t Pat the child's picture In the paper,
' but leave out my name. Maybe we
canttrace the woman quietly^'
Bot we. could not trace the woman;
neither could I find a place for tho
child abandoned in a ferryhouse. It
Hag as though she had been born In
nildocean-a child without a town, or
a habitation. So in a few weeks, part
ly by fate and partly because t had be
vvujc ui tu enea to tne cm ra, i cuuuu
myself-a newspaper woman-in pos
session of n baby nbout n year old.
Thc little girl was pretty, and I liked
j ber. She was beginning to talk and
I to walk, and before I bad bad ber a
week we began to be afraid that some
one would ela i m ber. But no one ever
did.
My chief knew of tho acquisition to
my household, but Bald nothing. Ile is
a wise mau and allows his subordi
nates to do as they will, provided their
loyalty to his newspaper ls unswerv
ing.
Ono day, the 1st of June, the chief
sent for me aud said: "I want you to
go to Newport for the season. Lady
Blackburn aud her daughter are to be
there. They have Just come over from
Europe and are to be the lions of New
port society. Her ladyship ls an Amer
ican, you know, but her daughter was
boru abroad. She ls to be Introduced
Into society this summer, and lt ls ex
pected that she will make a brilliant
match before the season ls out."
"Who is Ladv Blackburn?"
"I do not know exactly," he said. "I
cabled over to Berlin to find out some
thing about her, as I understand she
was there some time ago. AU I could
ascertain from our correspondent thew
was that a certain Lady Blue kl m ri:
and daughter were part of the Amer!
can colony at Berlin last season. The]
were very quiet The daughter hac
made an unfortunate match or some
thing of that kind and did not go out
They suddenly disappeared."
"Where did she get her title?"
"From the dead Blackburn. His an
cestor was kulghted three generation)
agu for a service. The title died witl
him, but in this generation the widow
an ambitious Montana woman, hai
taken lt up, and as she has money sh*
ls going to make the most of lt."
"You want me to go to Newport?"
"Yes; go there and give her ladyshl]
a fino write up."
As I started away the Chief calle?
out: "Don't take the baby with yoi
She's too young to enter society."
I went to Newport, to the Roc!
House, without the baby. I found tb
entire hotel In a state of antlcipatlor
for her ladyship was expected an
day, and a retinue of her servants ha
arrived ahead of her.
I Here I heard great stories of Lad
Blackburn, such as I had never hear
before, and I soon learned that she ha
gone to Europe in her youth, had mai
ried abroad and had recently Inherite
money from her father In Montan?
She was about to return to this coui
try with her daughter to become ti
queen of American society.
The daughter, the Honorable Coi
stance, was beautiful and fit enoug
to reign over any belle In Newport.
The entire second floor In the Roc
House was engaged for Lady Blacl
burn, and the Honorable Constance ar
tin CK of the best carriage bouses wei
put In commission for ber ladyship
blooded horses.
The day of her arrival at Newport
wrote a full account to my uewspap*
at home and had the satisfaction <
knowing that we had scored a "beat
for no other newspaper had such a fi
account of the coming of the distl
guished woman to Newport.
I bad a glimpse of her ladyship <
the day of her arrival as she was coi
lng up the steps. She was a tall, sie
der, gray haired woman, with a di
tingulsbed bearing, and by her sid
smaller, though, with scarcely less d:
tine tien, walked the Honorable Co
stance. Later I saw the young woi
an's face. It was sweet, though lne
pressibly sad, and I, with my expo
euee cf the world, said to myself, "T
Honorable Constance looks like a woi
an with a past."
In a few days all Newport was all
with the arrival of the Blackbun
Cards and carriages arrived at t
Rock House at all hours of the di
and the name of the Honorable Cc
stance, the beautiful heiress, was
every Hp.
It had been decided that Constar
would make her debut In society at t
home of Mrs. Senator Gray, who
one of the most elegant women in Ne
port soolety. Then she and her moth
having met all Newport, could emt
tain at a grand presentation ball
the Rock House.
. . I must say this much for her la<
ship-that never in the course of i
editorial career have 1 been tren'
with moro consideration. Though
had "never met her, I received et
day from her pen a very nice p
gramme of thc day's doings.
On lier arrival 1 bad sent her :
card, with the name of the papei
represented engraved upon it, and 1
ladyship had Informed me, in a v
elegantly worried note, that was w
ten on very elegantly engraved n
paper, that she would be pleased
any time to render me any assistai
in her power in the way of gather
society news.
So every morning I received fr
the pen of her secretary a full ac coi
Which greatly facilitated my work.
Tho Honorable Constance, like
girls of 20 who are not yet In sod?
was passive In this, but I thought
was.sadder than she ought to be. c
sideriug her elegant coming debut, i
when I saw. her, as I often did, wi
lng toward the ocean In company ^
only a maid I wondered that she i
so depressed.
One evening, seeing her and 1
mother seated on the public balee
after bidding farewell to their guei
I thought I would venture, consld
lng their kindness, to approach th
and pay my respects. As I step]
np behind them I saw that they w
enawffAd tn a. deep conversation t
found that I was In earshot with
Intending lt
"If we could only flrui it, ?T??:S:
If we could only find it" Lady C
stance was saying.
"It waa stolen, I tell you* stolen]
searched the papers and offered
warda, though you were too prostra
With grief to realise it, but It wa? x
er found. Why can you net gire lt
for lost, or do you want to spoil ov<
thing? You are only 20 and-why et
yon give it up?"
. "They must have lost a valus
Je {rel," I said to myself, but some!
1 had a feeling that lt waa not a Je
they meant
The day of Lady Blackburn's 1
was the busiest day Newport has c
leen. Never will I forget lt AH
morning caterers and dreorators v
coming to the house, to add to tho
gant preparations mado by .thc ho?
tko finest hotel In. ino world1
Ali mc aru-ruoou carnage? ?m- -ai- ?
riving, bcurlug Immense buuehes of j
bouiiuets and baskets of orchids. Tho
llou. Constance lilnekburu was to be
launched Into society under the aus
pices secoud to no other debutanto
that ever stepped out nt Newport.
My plan for reporting tho ball was
this:
During the morning I had written a
complete accouut of the preparations.
Ia the afternoon I obtained tho Hst of
the Invited guests, and toward ovculng
I made a note of tho bouquets aud
those who had sent them. All these I
telegraphed to my chief in New York.
At 0 o'clock ? woulii visit tho ball
room, and, having noted thc costumes
of the ladles, I would wiro them to my
chief to be added before the paper went
to press.
At 5 o'clock I determined, for fear of
being left out at some Important detail,
to visit Lady Blackburn and pay my
respects to her. I thought this would
be a good time to thank her for her
kindness and to ask for additional de
tails regarding the ball. Up to this
time I had never met her ladyship.
I was ushered into the Blackburn
suit of rooms, and there, in the most
luxurious corner of tho summer parlor,
I sank to rest amid elegant cushions
to await the arrival of Lady Black
burn, to whom I had sent my card.
It was only a minute before I heard
tho rustle of her gown. She was not
yet dressed for thc ball. She bad her
arms full of favorsy'and on each side
of her were manservants, also carrying
flowers. They stopped at a small ta
ble at my side.
"You can lay the favors there,
James," said her ladyship. "And you,
John, place yours over on the table."
It was plain that Lady Blackburn
did not know she had a guest.
"Now," said she, "I will leave these
here, and I will come back for them
lu Just a minute."
Something In the sound of her voice
brought me to my feet, and she laid
her burden by my side and stopped
back. I turned and looked at her. For
one minute we two women stood face
to face!
I took the midnight train for New
York that very night. I had something
I wanted to tell my chief.
"It ls a good story," he said, "but
we could never print it. Lady Black
burn is a leader in society, and the
Honorable Constance is engaged to be
married to the wealthiest catch of
Newport. The announcement came
over the wire tonight. It was made at
tho ball. It seems the Honorable Con
stance only met him at Newport, but
money, youth and beauty fixed tho
match. I guess we had better let it
drop."
"Yes," I said; "perhaps so, especially
for my own family."-Exchange.
Uncle Sni? *'~ s PsalU?cr,
One thing that is mounting up rapid
ly ts the official literature of the gov
ernment. Most citizens complain if
the president's message fills more than
one page of the average newspaper,
but they fall to remember that behind
that message are thousands of reports
and tons of documents. Indeed, If the
average man were to attempt to read
everything the government publishes
In one year ho would have to devote
about a half a century to the task, tak
ing eight hours a day for ihe work of
reading. Hundreds of these volumes
are beautifully prepared with plates
and maps that are works of art. Al
though the government printing office
and the government engraving plant
are the largest In the world, yet a
great deal of work ls dono by private
firms. Simply a resume of the reports
would fill a very large book.-Saturday
Evening Post
The Bissent Department.
The largest department of the gov
ernment ls that about which there
seems to be the least public interest
It is the department of the interior,
and each of its eight divisions-pat
ents, pensions, general lands, Indian
affairs, education, railroads, geological
surveys and census-has ten times as
much work as any cabinet office had
100 years ago. At the head of each of
these divisions there must be a man of
broad experience and active mind. In
addition to his other duties, the secre
tory of the*"interIor has charge of the
national parks and the supervision of
hospitals and eleemc^.inry institu
tions.-Saturday Evening Post.
Legal Advice.
Lawyer-Why didn't you come to
me? I could have given you some good
advice.
Mr. Kraft-I don't believe lt Any
advice you'd give would be necessarily
poor or you'd sell it, and the. kind you
sell is too dear.-Philadelphia Press.
Trafilo In Talismans.
As a drowning man will catch at a
straw, so will -those broken down in
health or those who pursue the fickle
goddess of fortune seek the advice
of men commonly known as "quacks."
A healthy man or a person favored
with the good things of life has no use
for medical works or for the occult
sciences. The latter thrive on the un
fortunate-those who want to better
themselves In life and do not sec their
way clear to do soi Hence they seek
the assistance of the mysterious, tho
occult the magical, and it is for this
reason that talismans still flourish in
tho civilized world and will continue
to flourish so long as the supernatural
sways human minds.
There are thousands of talismans
sold In New York and other metropoli
tan centers every year. There ore hun
dreds of men and women who make
a business of making and selling them,
and as much as $5 and $10 Is often
paid for a little circular piece nf feather
or metal containing Inscriptions sup
posed to possess marvelous power. The
charms sold these days are manufac
tured from the descriptions contained
in the now rare books of Agrippa,
Gadbury, Babb I Solomon and others.
They are chiefly, of Hebraic origin and
have been used by believers for hun
dreds ot years.-New York Herald.
C ASTOR IA
For Infants and Children.
Tte Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature. Of
CIRCUS WAGON ART. |
COSTLY DECORATIONS A NECESSITY j
FOR PARADE EFFECT.
The Moat Successful Creator of These
Spectacular I'lctorlal Effects Ia an
Artist of Ability Who Keeps His
Kamo Hidden.
Nobody who lsu't lu tbe circus busi
ness caa appreciate tbe value, In an
advertlslug way, of spectacular pic
torial effects. Any circus which at
tempted to make thc malu rouud of
cities nowadays with tho parade out
fits of some years ago would last about
two weeks at the outside before going
broke. People would Judge lt by Its
parade and, seeing that the animal
wagons aud baud chariots weren't up
to the mark, would Infer that the en
tire show was inferior, in which infer
ence they would probably bo perfectly
correct. So keen ls competition now
and to such a point of practical dis
cernment has the public been educated
that the big shows spend an amount
of money on ornamentation alone that
would make the ordinary business man
gasp aud denounce them as prodigally
wasteful. There ls one "charlot" now
on the road that actually cost close
to $10,000 when It was new, and it in
volves a large outlay every year to
keep it brightened up with gold leaf
and repairs of weather wear.
On the inside these vehicles arc
strictly and rigidly economical. Not a
foot of space ls wasted. Most of the
wagons aro full of paraphernalia, mar
velously packed by experts in that
line. Nothing cou bc learned from* thc
exterlpr of the vehicle regarding Its
Interior. The magnificent bjue and
gold chariot, worthy of tho royalest of
Bengal tigers, carries tho layout of
the ticket seller, wbilo the wagon
which limns forth on Its gay Bides the
likeness of the ferocious rhinoceros is
probably the habitat of the wardrobe
woman and her outfit. Other magnifi
cent equipages of the wheeled proces
sion carry apparatus, clothing, trap
pings and fodder for the animals.
Most of the animals themselves are
left behind when the show goes out ou
parade, except those that march, such
as the elephants and camels and a few
! of the big felines, taken along to roar
! enticingly. There have been cases
where haste and confusion on the part
of the showmen In preparing tho pa
rade have resulted In thc unmistakable
roar of the king of beasts being heard
from a wagon on whose panels coiled
the mighty but comparatively voiceless
boa constrictor, to thc vast amazement
of the gathered publie.
Painting circus wagon panels is n
distinct branch of art. Probably tho
academics would not so regard it. but
nevertheless there ls a certain breadth
of treatment and dash required that
are quite beyond the abilities of the
ordinary practitioner of art, and the
pictured sides of the circus vans repre
sent some very good if rather hasty
work.
The most successful painter of this
line of work in the country is an artist
of high abilities and reputation In a
large western city. His reputation has
been made as a portrait painter, and it
would doubtless be a distinct detriment
to his career were it known that he
paints circus wagons, but paint them
he'does, and, what ls more, he delights
in the work. This artist always i
had a fancy that his real forte lay lu
landscape work with a sprinkling of
animals. That the public and the crit
ics have always insisted on differing
with him has been a grief to him.
However, as he could earn a consider
able Income by his portraits he felt
able to spend his spare time In painting
animal and woodland scenes which no
body would buy. Then he got Into the
circus painting business, and not only
was his ambition satisfied, but his In
come was largely augmented.
How it came about that this artist
was Induced to go into this line of
work probably nobody bnt he and the
showman who got him into it knows.
Every winter now when that show
goes into winter quarters the artist Is
summoned to the place and for weeks
works away for dear life, designing
and painting new wagon scenes. Among
the show people he does not go under
hts own name, and he does not reveal
at his home the business that takes him
away every winter. In this line of
work he has made all climes his own
and will as readily paint an arctic Ice
scape for the Siberian fox as an Af
rican oasis for the giraffe or a Eocky
mountain fastness for the grizzly bear.
For tho envy of those orthodox paint
ers who confine themselves within the
constricted lines of regulation art lt
may bc Bald that he averages about $40
a day while working for the circus. To
do this he has to paint a wagon a doy.
Of course lt ls Impossible for him to do
all the work of painting at this rate, so
he merely blocks out the pictures, ex
plaining to his assistants as he works
Just how he wants thc colors and thc
gold leaf laid on.
Gold leaf ls au essential bf circus art.
It catches the sun and attracts the pub
lic eye. The amount of money laid out
In this article alone by a big circus Is
astonishing. When the painting of the
wagons is nil done, the artist goes over
the whole lot lu a final survey. Any
ern*ties that there may be he touches
up or smooths down until all is flt, and
tho wagons, glittering and gorgeous,
are loaded on the train to meet the
critical eye of the metropolitan public
when the show starts its tour.-New
York Sun.
Deficiency In the Attie.
"! am a. self made ?nan," ??m ibo
proud individual.
"Wen, Treu arc all righi except as to
your head,''' commented the other part
of the conversation,
"How's that?'
"The part you talk with ls out of
proportion to the part you think with/'
-Baltimore American.
- "How is Johnny getting along
with his writing?" asked the fond par
ent. "Rapidly," replied the teacher.
"I think he is already competent to 1
write hiB own excuses." i
- The speed otc-the fastest* railway
train is only a^ little m ore ethan one- ,
balf the velocity of^the golden* eagle's ,
light, tho bird having been known to <
hake 140 miles per hour.
- Why is it easier to bo a clergyman
;han a physician? Because it is easier .
to preach than to practice. <
CATCHING A MOUSF..
A Young Married Couple llnve nu '
Interest Itiu Time Over lt.
There was nothing for lt but u mouse
trap. They hail stood the pest of inleo
as long as patience allowed. Tho jani
tor had made one or two Ineffectual
attempts to abnte tho pest, but us the
ageut cf the building would not allow
him to uso poison for four the victims
would have the bad taste to die ou the
premises the head of thc family, spur
red ou by tho protestations of his wife,
went out to a hardware store and
called for the needed article. He had
supposed that buying a mousetrap
was a simple thlug, but when he saw
tho number of patterns he was bewil
dered.
"Do you want to catch them ulive?"'
asked the clerk.
"Well, I should say I did. If I want
ed to catch them dead, you don't sup
pose I would require a trap, do you?"
replied thc head of thc family.
"I mean," explained thc clerk, "do
you want a trap that will kill them?"
"Of course I do. 1 nm not collecting
mice for exhibition purposes." He se
lected a small steel cage of thc ordi
nary garrote pattern, for which he paid
15 cents. That night he showed lt to
his wife, und they proceeded to set it.
"What shah wo bait it with?" he
asked.
"Do wc have to bait lt?"
"Oh, no. You catch mice by sending
them an engraved invitation."
"Oh, I suppose It ought to be some
thing nice and tempting."
"Yes; lobster a la Newburg."
"Oh, George, I believe you're teasing
me! What do they Uko most?"
"Cheese, you sweet ninny!"
"Of course! How stupid of me! But
wo haven't a blt of Roquefort in thc
house."
"My dear, if we had Roquefort, wo
wouldn't need the trap. Tho cheese
would kill them."
"Just plain American cheese?"
"Of course! These aro Just plain
American mice. You might make a
Welsh rabbit for them. That would
certainly do the business."
She got a morsel of cheese, and the
trap was baited and set.
That night a mouse was caught, but
Isabel fainted at thc sight of the dead
victim, and George was obliged to give
tho trap away to the janitor In order to
save her nerves. The next day he
brought home a trap of another pat
tern. It was baited with cheese, but
tho mouse, was not killed by its captiv
ity. After It had eaten the cheese lt
found that thc only open door lcd to a
rotary cylinder of steel wire. That Is
where they found Mr. Mouse the next
morning. He was paddling around in
the treadmill under tho Impression that
he was rapidly getting away from tho
scene of his captivity. Isabel clapped
her hands at thc sight.
"Isn't he too cunning for anything?
But what shall we do with him?"
"Wc might give him to the baby to
play with," said the unfeeling brute,
"or we could attach the cage to tho
sewing machine and get the benefit of
bis energy. We will drown him, of
course." Isabel hld her face In' her
hands.
"In the lake, George?"
"Yes; I see myself walking three
blocks to drown a mouse In the lake.
No; In the bathtub."
"George Harrison, If you drown that
poor little helpless mouse in my bath
tub I'll never"
"Bathe again?" fin'shed ber husband.
"Oh, yes, you will!" And off he start
ed with the trap for the bathroom.
When he had accomplished hts design,
he gave the trap and its dead contents
to the janitor and returned to his wife.
"Did-did lt suffer much?" asked Isa
bel.
"Its death agonies were very dis
tressing, and I shall never get its last
words out of my ears. I"
"You're a brute!" sold Isabel, and
she flounced out of the room.-Chicago
Chronicle.
Her Jet B.'ack Cot Glass Bowl.
A New York woman has an addition
to her stock^of curios since her up
town home was buried out last winter.
A beautiful cut glasa rose bowl surviv
ed the Are, but was stained by the
smoke, which was particularly thick
and dense on the dining room floor.
The bow'j is now perfectly black, tho
pattern of the glass brought out in iri
descent relief. Scouring has had no
effect on tue new*coloring, whlc?i seems
to have burned its way into the glass.
A china pitcher, which also stood on
the sideboard, had Its delicate color
fired to a reddish black-so evenly that
no one would suspect that lt was not
done in a professional kiln. The two
pieces were brought out by the owner
at a recent luncheon, and her guests
were asked If any of them had seen
specimens of what the hostess explain
ed was a very rare ware. All of tho
company fell into the trap, and most
learned opinions were given around
tire table in an effort at decision before
tho joke was explained.-New York
Commercial Advertiser.
Folly Occupied.
Havers (who hos answered the bell
himself)-Hello, old man! Come In.
Come in.
Jabbers-Sorry, but I Just come for
my wife. She's here, I suppose?
Havers-Oh, yes. But como In and
have a game or two of chess.
Jabbers-I'd like to, but lt's too late.
Havers-Nonsense. It's only 10
o'clock.
Jthberj-Yes, but my wife particu
larly tc'.d me not to be any hiter than
that co?i?ng for her. So she must
want to get home.
Havers-Ob, if that's all, she won't
be ready to go for several hours yet.
Jabbers-Why, wbaf s she doing?
Havers-She just started to tell my
wife what they had yesterday, at the
Swelhagtons' luncheon.-Harper's Ba
zar.
- Sin makes us suffer even in this
life. Wo never feel well so long as
we know that we have done something
wrong. When our hearts are pure,
and we try to do right wo are happy.
- Bees never work singly, but al
ways in companies, that they may as
sist each other. A useful hint to
Christians.
- Don't think whon any one gives
pou a present that it isn't going to
jost you anything.
? Word
to Doctors
We have the highest regard for the
medical profession. Our preparations
are not sold for thc purpose of antagon
izing them, but rather as an aid. We
lay it down as an established truth that
internal remedies are positively injuri
ous to expectant mothers. The distress
and discomforts experienced during the
months preceding childbirth can be al
leviated only by external treatment-by
applying a liniment that softens and re
lazes the over-strained muscles. We
make and sell such a liniment, com
bining tho ingredients in a manner
hitherto unknown, aud call it
Mother s Friend
We know that in thousands of cases
it has proved more than a blessing to
expectant mothers, lt overcomes morn
ing sickness. It relieves the sense of
tightness. Headaches cease, and dan
8er from Swollen, Hard and Rising
ireasts is avoided. Labor itself is
shortened and shorn of most of the pain.
We know that many doctors recom- I
mend it, and we know that multitudes '
of women go to the drug stores and buy
it because they are sure their physicians
have no objections. We ask a trial
just a fair test. There is no possible
chance of injury being tho result, be
cause Mother's Friend is scientific
ally compounded. It is sold at$i a bot
tle, and should be used during most of
the period of gestation, although great
relief is experienced if used only a short
time before childbirth. Send for our il
lustrated book about Mother's Friend.
THE BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO?
ATLANTA, QA.
D. S. VANDIVEB. E. P. VANIUVER.
J. J. MAJOR.
VANDWBR BROS. & ffi?J OR
DEALERS IN
Fine Buggies, Phasetons,
Surreys, Wagons, Harness
Lap^Bobes and Whips,
High Grade Fertilizers,
Bagging and Ties.
ONE bundled fine now BuggieB just
received. Come and look through them.
They aro beauties, and we will treat you
right if you need one.
Car load "Blrdsell" Wagous on baud -
the best Wagon? built.
Car White Hickory Wagons to arrive
?OOS. Yours, fer vehicles,
VANDIVER BROS. & MAJOR.
Drs. SMetoii & Chatiiam,
DENTISTS,
ANDERSON,.S. C.
OFFICES :
Over Farmers and Merchants Bank.
WE having formed a partnership for
the practico of Dentistry, and to establish
a Cash practico, we give a liberal discount
of 20 to 25 per cent, from former prices.
ThUB no bad debts, no bill collector to
pay, no lost material. Therefore, those
Laving work done by ibis pian pay only
fe what they get, and save that over
charge to make good the work done for
others who never pay at all ; also, giving
us more time to serve the paying class.
A dollar saved is ona made.
Vitalized Air, "Gas." Cocaine and the
Painless Spray used for the extraction of
teeth. Respectfully,
A. C. STRICKLAND.
J. C. CHATHAM.
N. B.-Nothing but the best that mate
rial and workmanship can produce will
be turned out of our office. S. dr. C.
WOFFORD COLLEGE!
JAMES H. CARLISLE, LL.D., Pres.
IMG HT Departments under eight pro
Si fessors. Two courses leading to
A. B. and A. M. degrees. LI bin ry, labo
ratory, gymnasium, athletlogrounds, lec
ture course. Terms as reasonable as at
any first-class College. Session begins
8ept 28. The expenses at WOFFORD
COLLEGE FITTING SCHOOL have
been reduced from 8144 to $107 for the
year. For Catalogue address
.LA, G AM EWE LL,
Spartanburg, 8, C.
- THE -
BANK OF ANDERSON.
J. A. BROCK, President.
JOS. N. BROWN, Vice President.
B. F. MAULDIN, Cashier.
THE largest, strongest Bank lo the
County.
Interest Paid on Deposits
By Hpeclal agreement.
With unsurpassed facilities and resour
ces we aro at all times prepared to ac
commodate our customers.
Jan IO, 11)00 20
Notice" of Final Settlement.
State of South Carolina,
Couutv of Anderson.
To Charles I). Sloan, whoso whereabouts
are unknown, if living, or if dead to
bis personal representatives or distrib
utees, and to J. B E. Sloan, Susan
Hal). P. H. E. Sloan. Henrietta Sea
brook, Mays Lyle?, Hattie Sloan and
Murrah D. Sloan, distributees of the
Estate of the late Benjamin F. Sloan,
deceased, lptestato :
Whereas, u. Frank Sloan, Administra
tor of the Katata nf tr-?n?ld Ronjamnn V.
Sloan, deceased, has applied to me to
make Final Settlement and distribution
of said Estate on the day hereinafter
named, and it having been made to ap
pear io my satisfaction that the said Ad
ministrator has boen unable to ascertain
the whereabouts of the said Charles P.
Sloan, who has never been domiciled in
this State, one of said distributees, or
whether ho is living or dead ; the said
Oharies D. Sloan, if living, or if dead his
personal representatives or distributees
are hereby cited to be and appear before
the Probate Court in and for the said
County of Anderson, and State of Sooth
Carolina, on Monday, tho first day of Oc
tober next, at ll o'clock a. m , to show
cause why the said Administrator of said
Estate shon ld not be deoread to distribute
the same as if the said Charles D Sloan
had died before the said BenJ. F. Sloan,
deceased, intestate ; and the other above
named distributees are hereby notified
to appear before the said Court on tho day
and at the time hereinbefore mentioned
to lnterveno for their interests in said
Estate. R. Y. H. NANCE,
Judge of Probate.
June 29, 1000 2 2-6
7
LAND FOR SALE.
WK oller for sale Qvo acres of Laud
in tho Lily of AnderHon. beinir
yurt of tho Tract on which Mn?. Marv
O'Donuell residen, boundod by Hampton
street, East Boundary street, Kennedy
street, and otbor Lands of said Mrs
Mary O'Donnell.
It is divided into halt acre lots, and
bas a thirty-foot street running through
if not sold at private sale will be sold
Salesday iu October. l'HX).
Seo plat at o Ml ce of Bonham & Watkins
and apply to tho undersigned for terms.
BONHAM ?k WATKINS,
UUATTLEBAUM & COCHRAN,
TI . . Altornoys.
July 4,1900 2 ;jm
LAND FOR SALE.
WLoller ior sale that Tract of Land
in Savannah Township, known
as the Howin Land, on Genorcmee (.'reek,
wntera of Savannah River, bounded by
said Creek, Public Road aud Lands of
T. D. Stevenson, Karl Harris, Nathaniel
Harris and others.
If not sold at private salo will be sold
at public outcry on Salesday in October.
1900.
Ask at our oMice for terraB and plat.
BONHAM & WATKINS,
Attorney*.
July 4, I HOP_2_ :>ui
Judge of Probate's Sale.
STATE OK SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF ANDERSON.
In thc Court of Common Fleas.
Frank Hammond and Matthew Gam
broil, I'laintiMs, against Rf i. bon Owens
et al., D?fendants.-Partition.
IN obedience to tho order of sale grant
ed hereiu, 1 will sell on Salesday in
August uext, during the usual hours of
sale, in frout ol' tho Court House in the
City of Anderson, S. C., the Lands de
scribed as follows, to wit:
All that certain Tract or parcel of Land
situate, lyiog and being lu the County
and State aforesaid, containing four acres,
more or lesa, and bouuded on the North
by tho lando of E. W. Lovell and E. T.
Morgan, and on the Kant and South by
lands of W. L. Davis, said Tract lying on
the South Bide of the Columbia & < ?reen
ville Railroad.
Terras of Sale-Cash. To be complied
with in one hour, or to be resold until a
bona fide purchaser can comply with the
terms of said cale. Purohasbr to pay for
papera. R. Y. H. NANCE,
Judge of Probate es Special Referee.
July H. 1900_3_4_
PROF. T. R. LANGSTON,
ANDERSON, S. C.,
CURES BY
VITAL MAGNETISM.
ALL classes of DiBoasos, acute and
chronic, promptly, painlessly and
permanently, and without the uso of
medicine or surgery.
Having just completed a thorough
course of Instruction, theoretical sud
clinical in tho Science and Art of Healing
by Vital Magnetism, (the Weltmer meth
od,) I beg leave to oller my services to
the Hick and all lie ted of Anderson and
vicinity. 1 am thoroughly prepared to
treat all classes of diseases, especially
thoso alVectlng the nervous organism, by
this new method.
ABSENT TREATMENT.
Persons living at remote distances may
be successfully treated by this method
by what ia termed Absent Treatment, by
correspondence.
All communications whatever, either
personal or by letter, will bo scrupulous
ly treated as confidential.
Offices-Thompson Building, Southeast
of Publio Square.
Call on or address
TROF. T. R. LANGS lON,
Anderson, S. C.
I have already a number of flattering
testimonials of marvelona cures per
formed by me.
May 16, 1900_47_
UK i
td *-&r |1
ed <A?JrHm h?&-flr'!;*^ il
An All-around Satisfaction
is assured to those who
Patronize.
OUR WORK is uniformly excellent,
not morely occasionally good. What
care and skill can do to give satisfaction
is dono. Fine work on goods of every
description is done here. The Finish,
either high gloss or domestic, on Shirts,
Collars and Cuffs is especially meritori
ous.
ANDERSON STEAM LAUNDRY CO.
202 East Boundary St.
R. A. MAYFIELD,
Supt. and Treas.
PHONE NO. 20.
Leave orders at D. C. Brown <fe
Bro'e. 8tore.
FARM LANDS
May just as well no sold during Spring
and Summer ns in Kali and Winter. No
need to wait until crops are made and
marketed to "look around." We have a
largo list of well-selected Farms, and
likel3' have just what you want. We are
also answering inquiries every day, and
if you have Farm Lands to sell we would
likely find the purchaser you are looking
for. We can, In most cases, easily ad
just any questions that may arise with
reference to rent for the year, or interest
on purcnase money or date of taking
possession, and Uko details. In some
cases, if early aale is made, we can offer
great Inducements in releasing reuts to
purchaser.
128 aeree, near Honea Path, up-to-date
condition. Can be bought low now.
168 acres, Fork, bottom price. ?40 to
60 aerea bottom-good condition.)
190 sores, Fork.
126 acres, Fork.
2500 sores in Oconee. Eleven settle
ments. Already surveyed into six tracts.
Timber valuable.
The above are only a few.
FRIERSON ?Sc SHIRLEY,
People's Bank Building, Anderson, 8. C.
TRADDf?-H?flf
PATENTS 0BTAINF3
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