The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, February 21, 1900, Page 7, Image 7
DANGERS OF BEAUTY.
LOVELINESS IN WOMAN SEEMS LINK
ED WITH TRAGEDY.
In Fact as Well as In Fiction Ex
treme Beauty and Goddesslikc
Charms Appear to Be Freighted
With Danser to Their Possessors.
Beauty-when applied, at any rate,
to persons by the pen of the novelist,
(.he dramatist and the historian-seems
to be a vastly dangerous holding, and,
Instead of bringing in its trend that
superb Joy voiced by the dictum, it car
ries with it a burden which is indeed
a very bard lot to b.?nr.
Plok up auy novel nt random, and
you will read that the only persecuted
creature lu lt, to speak by the card,
is tho beautiful youug heroine, lt is
her beauty which has attracted the
villain, like the bright llame which at
tracts the moth, and made him act as
a brute to her.
Beauty In novels, freely Interpreted,
means dreadful suffering, physical and
mental, lt means a deadly poison
which Is as fatal as the sting of a
viper and which permeates' the body
aud soul of the average heroine of the
moderu novel. It brings no joy except
at the end of the book.
The penalty for being beautiful
would seem to bo more exacting and
more disagreeable than tho disappoint
ments experienced by the ugly, lt Is
because the modern heroine of books
or of the stage Is described as a sort
of daughter of the gods in form and
build and looks that you take Interest
in ber and follow her doings, ber suf
ferings, through every page of a novel
or through every sceue and act of a
play.
Leave fiction for facL Scour the vil
lages of the United States from Maine
to California, and you will lind, with
very few exceptions, that nearly all
can tell the story of how once upon a
time there lived in the village a beau
tiful girl who fell a slave to tbe mad
delirium of love and after many years
came back a wreck. There is recorded
in the unwritten archives of nearly ev
ery village such a story as that told in
one form or another.
But this is not thc story of a village
merely; it is the history of the world.
lt was this evil fate of beauty that
wrecked Cleopatra, who in turu wreck
ed Mark Antony, broke the heart of
Octavia and brought the horrors of civ
il war upon imperial Home. The great
Julius fell a victim to her exquisite
charms at a single interview.
Cleopatra was a beautiful and mag
nificent creature, and her charms never
failed to captivate and conquer those
who passed before ber. She was not
only all this, but her personal beauty
seemed to have influenced her mind in
tellectually in a marked degree, for she
was a woman of very high attainments.
She was as Intelligent as she was beau
tiful. She was a capital musician, skill
ed In several languages, a good singer
and a brilliant conversationalist. No
woman has surpassed her lu cunning.
How she died is a mystery. The sto
ry of the asp biting her to death ls a
myth, but authorities agree that she
died a violent death by her own hand
a hard price for such great beauty ns
hers.
There is the pitiful story of Julia
Donna, who, in her mai?en days a poor,
humble girl, was on account of ber
great personal charms raised from a
common sphere to the highest that im
perial Rome could offer. She became
the wife of Severus and thus empress
of Rome. Her beauty was her evil
fate. She lent herself to the flattery of
courtiers, permitted all and sundry to
approach her with their sentiments.
Finally she fell back into the position
she carno from, but not before she had
been stabbed in the arm by a son. who
intended the blow, however, for his
brother.
Disappointed of all hope of ever be
coming again the power she once was
In Rome, deserted by those who
brought her to her misery, forsaken by
ber friends, she ended ber days In star
vation.
There was yet another beautiful Ro
man Julia, who. through her extreme
beauty, was introduced to and became
the wife of a famous senator when she
. was only IC. Between that tender age
and four and twenty she lived up to
the traditions of the times, fell a vic
tim to the conceit of her own charms,
became the prey of flatterers, conspired
against her husband and was finally
put to a violent death.
The story of the captivating Helen of
Troy ls interesting and is on a par with
that of the beautiful women just allud
ed to. Helen of Troy was tied to a
tree and strangled, a condign punish
ment for the errors she fell into solely
on account of her beauty. She was re
sponsible tor the many years' siege of
Troy, her husband, .Menelaus, being
determined to revenge himself on Par
is. It serves as an object lesson for
those women who repine because they
are not beautiful.
Josephine, the unfortunate wife of
Napoleon 1, was said by her husband
to be "most truly a lovely woman, re
lined, affable, charming, a goddess of
the toiict. kind and humane," yet be
cause no son was born to them Napo
leon divorced her, an overwhelming
sorrow. She died an absolutely crush
ed and saddened woman.-San Fran
cisco Examiner.
It enervation.
?'While it ls true." replied the pale
face, "that I have made a compact
with you, It was with a mental reser
vation."
Here the untutored red mau mani
fested bewilderment.
"Is that thc next reservation I shall
bc compelled to live on?" he asked anx
iously, his quavering volee betokening
the depth of lils emotion.
Ah. such is destiny, to say nothing of
the growing scarcity of pine timber.
Detroit Journal.
- Among the new diseases are list
ed typewriter's backache, telephone
earache, gum-chewers' look-jaw and
cigarette-smokers' insanity.
"I think I would go crazy with pain
were it not for Chamberlain's Pain
Balm," writes Mr. W. H. Stapleton,
Herminio, Pa. "t have peen afflicted
with rheumatism for several'years and
have tried remedies without number,
but Pain Balm is the boat medicino I
have got hold of." Ono application
relieves the pain. For sale by Hill
Orr Drug Co.
A Narrow Escape.
"Talking of narrow escapes," said In
railroad man, "a friend of mine waa
once saved by a drink of water. Ho
was nt that time au engineer, and.
wanting a drluk of water, stepped
fron? his scat to the water can ou the
tender to get lt. He was just raising
the can to his Ups when there was a
terrille craso, the entire side of the cab
was torn off and the air filled with fly
ing pieces of wood and iron. Luckily,
neither he nor the fireman was serious
ly Injured, and they, with the aid oZ.
the train's crew, managed to bring the
train to a stop without further harm.
They then found that the connecting
rod on the right hand side had broken
in two and the two loose ends, flying
around with terrific force, had
wrecked everything with which they
came tn contact. The right hand side
of the cab was torn to smithereens, aud
as thc engineer's seat was directly
above the loose end of the connecting
rod attached to the rear driving wheel
had my friend not had that lucky in
spiration to take a drink ho would be
yond question have either been killed
outright or else possibly so badly man
gled as to make death by comparison
seem preferable."-New York Tribune.
Hom pl ii ri. Not Danelns.
Try as a few devotees to dancing
may. tho art has boen struck by decay,
and there ls no help for It except when
romping is the object. A famous Eng
lish dancing master is the first to ac
knowledge the fact, which Americans
must Indorse when they have reached
the end of their Inventive genius.
Almost all of the new dances origi
nate here and are carried across the
water, despite the protests of our for
eign cousins, who declare that our
romping dances have driven out real,
graceful and dignified dancing. The
unusual exertion ls followed by the in
evitable reaction-disgust and apathy.
From this may arise a new order of
things, but only time will tell that. At
summer resorts there ls little attempt
made to keep up eyen a pretense of
dancing, principally because men are
scarce and danclug men scarcer.
The fall of the art can really be
traced bock to masculine Indifference,
even if some women do maintain that
dancing with members of their own
Bex Is just as enjoyable as when malo
partners are plentiful.-Detroit News
Tribune.
Tue Lumberman,
For all the lumberman's rough jocu
larity his heart is right, says Rollin
Lynde Hartt In The Atlantic. Once
the forest harbored fugitives from jus
tice; but tho railroad brought the sher
iff, the sheriff brought the law and law
brings decency. Besides, as at sea and
on the plains, the open air breathes a
spirit of chivalry. Suppose a man af
fronts a waitress; 20 defenders leap to
their feet. Suppose a poor fellow Is
hurt: round goes the hat. What ls
more, two comrades will drop their
work and take him CO miles to the doc
tor. And. sad to tell, there ls need
enough for that sort of sympathy.
A lino hero, no dof&bt. is this tuan of
the forest, a brave and a gencrot?i
soul; but, nevertheless, as in the case
of .Mr. Burgess' hupurplcd heifer,
'Td rather see than be one." For.
I roundly outdoing that sly humorist's
confessed preference for "fingers rath
er than toes," the lumberman does his
best to dispense with both. What are
left by the woods are claimed by the
mill.
Dlninsr a Talker.
Seven people make a very comfort
j able company for a dinner, provided
the seven are well selected. Two serv
ants, oven one, can attend to seven very
nicely. And with that number the talk
can be general. It can be, but it Is not
I always so. There are so many people
! of many words in this world that it is
dillicult to get seven men and women
together without including one monop
olist. When such a monopolist is a
woman, her sex docs not make ber
more attractive. Such a person is a
"weariness, a fever and a fret." Tho
most, however, is responsible If such
be included at a small dinner. The
large dinner Is the pince for such a
person; then only two persons, the one
on either olde, can be made miserable.
There is an idea in that-a fiendish one, j
however. If it be desirable to punish :
two of your friends, give a large dinner i
and put the most insistent bore in town
between the two.-John G ilmer Speed
In Woman's Homo Companion. j
A Cb lid's Tribute.
The most touching memorials made
I by hands are not the statues, tablets
< and inscriptions erected over thc dead,
but the simpler offerings of spontane
ous affection.
; In the crypt of St Paul's cathedral
in London Hes buried Lord Nelson, :
chief anioag the naval heroes of Eng
land. Leaning against the marble tomb
ls a small, square, perforated card- !
board worked as a sampler, which for !
years bas remained there undisturbed. ]
It bears these words, spelled in '
worsted letters: "In loving memory of j
dear Lord Horatio Nelson. 'Thy will !
be done.* " and was brought thither by 1
a child whose heart was In this tribute ;
to his boro. j
The rules forbid the incumbrance of '.
the stones by miscellaneous offerings, i
but the verger stood by and watched
the offense committed nnd the authori
ties have never ordered this true "In
Memoriam" to be removed.-Youth's
Companion.
A Taxless Community.
One of the happiest places In the
world Is said to be located at Orsa, In
. Sweden. The community has. In course
of a generation, sold nearly ?5,000,000
worth of trees and by means of judi
cious replanting lins provided for a
similar income every SO ur 40" years.
In consequence of this commercial
wealth there are no taxes. Railways,
telephones, etc., arc free, and so are
schoolhouses, teaching and many other
things.
- A volunteer in a Colorado regi
ment at Manila has . been cured of
stuttering by being shot through the
throat by a Mauser bullett.
VI had bronchitis every winter for
years and no medicino gave mc perma
nent relief till I began to take Ooo
Minuto Cough Cure. I know it is tbo
best cough medicine made," says J,
Koontz. Corry. Pa. It quick'y cures
coughs, colds, croup, asthma, grippe
and throat and lung troubles. It is
the children's favorite remedy. Cures
quickly. Evans Pharmacy.
TALKATIVE BARBERS
THEY ARE VALUABLE BECAUSE CUS
TOMERS DEMAND IT.
According to One of Ike Mucli Abas
ed Profcaalon, It In tho Knight ot
the Raior, Not tue Victim of It. Who
Ia Bored br the Flow of Wordi.
The little barber was Inclined to be
uncommunicative aud confined his at
tention strictly to shaving bis custom
er. This rather unusual mood bothered
the customer, and after several Inef
fectual attempts to engage the little
barber In conversation be asked:
"Why don't you say something more
than 'yes' and *uo?' Usually you are
perfectly wllliug to talk and especially
so when the man you are shaving
wishes to be let alone."
"That's right." retorted the little bar
ber as he made a vicious dab with bis
lather brush and managed to Insert tho
tip of lt In his victim's mouth. "That's
right. Of course wo barbers always
want to talk-not. lt's Just you people
that come lu hero expecting to be en
tertained while you lie back lu the
chair that cause barbers tc keep up ti
conversation while they are shaving
you.
"It's a funny idea that everybody
seems to have that a barber ls a sort
of encyclopedia, anxious to furulsh In
formation on every conceivable sub
ject. The truth of tho matter ls that
the barber would rather that there
should be no conversation. It takes his
. mind off bis work, and then, unless be
j agrees In every particular with the
I man In the chair, the latter ls very apt
to take offense and quit the place.
"That may seem drawing it rather
strong, but lt ls mild. Oue day last
week there was a man In thin chair
who made about the same remark tbat
you did Just uow. and I told bim just
about what I have said to you. He
wanted to make a bet, and 1 accommo
dated bim. I bet that the great major
ity of men who came In duriug the day
would begin the conversation, whilo be
took the opposite view.
"We each had a piece of paper, and
after we had noted down 27 men he
handed me tho money and went out
without a word. Out of that 27 all but
four had started the conversation and
bad done their best to prolong lt.
"The first man had a small package
wrapped up lu a uewspapcr In bis band
when be entered. As 1 was lathering
him he asked. 'Do you know what ls In
that package?'
"I hastened to assure bim that I was
no mahatma aud was willing to let lt
go at thaL
" 'Well. I'll tell you.' be said. 'It's a
couple of pieces of gnsplpe that have
been subject to electrolysis and are cu
riously worn.'
"And with that he started to talk
! about the thing and tell what a great
j scheme be bad to prevent electrolysis
! and what a fortune be would realize
! from lt. He was still talking about lt
; when the boy helped him on with his
coat, and then he talked to a man sit
ting In one of the chairs and walting
for his turn until the man went over to
thc stand In the corner and bad his
. shoes shined to escape from him.
i "Next came a man who knew all
j about prizefighting. J. had to listen to
! the history of every tighter of tho past
. 25 years. And it was only when n man
j in the next chair turned and cilled hint
i dow a for slipping up on a date that he
? stopped talking. At that be waited un
! til the man who had called him down
! left the shop and then informed me
j that be could prove what be said.
"Then there was one of these real
i wise guys carno In and wanted a sham
poo. He.was pretty near the limit.
I There wasn't a single subject that be
j wasn't thoroughly Informed on-lu his
? own estimatiou. And he wanted ev
j erybody in the place to know what he
? knew. He could give you more misln
! formation in less time than anybody I
. ever met before. One of my regular
! customers came in then, and as he ap
I pearcd good natured I smiled at him.
; 'Who told you about it?* he asked
j when he saw me smile.
! " 'About what?' says I.
" 'Why, my little adventure with that
1 toupet you picked out for me.' he an
' swered. and then he went on and told
' me all about it.
\ "lt kept up that way all morning
; religion, politics, sport, business and
everything you could think of. And I
: bad to appear Interested in each sub
\ ject Out of all the men who came In
no two talked on the same subject All
but four began the conversation. Half
of them went out dissatisfied because
I bad dared to disagree with their
views, and the other half probably set
me down as a fool. And yet you say
that the barber always wants to talk.
Come In here some day and alt tat
awhile and then wonder why I don't
care to do a rapid fire conversation
turn with every man that sits in the
cbalr.
" 'Pay at the desk. Thank you, slr.
Next."-New York Sun.
British Oona Vaed by the Boera.
? good deni of discussion has taken
place as to the military equipment of
the Boers. In relation to this, lt ls
pointed out In Fielden's Magazine that
the Boer army Is equipped, in addition
to Schneider. Krupp and other ord
nance, with several batteries of the 37
millimeter Maxim automatic gun, fir
ing shells and now used for the first
time In civilized warfare. These guns
were supplied several years ngo with
the full knowledge of the home author
ities. Whereas the ordinary Maxim
fires only rifle bullets, the 37 millimeter
piece fires a shell weighing about IV!
pounds nt the rnto of 300 sholls a min
ute, with an effective rnuge of 2V??
relics-that ls to say, it will throw 373
pounds cf explosive projeeiiies a min
ute among the enemy at the range men
tioned. The gun. with Us mounting.
Weighs about a quarter of a ton and
can be worked by one man only.
- Speaking of lions, that was quite
an idea of the hard-shell preacher who
was discoursing of Daniel in tho den
of lions: "There he pot all night, look
ing at thc show for nothing, it didn't
cost him a cent..''
John Dirr, Posey ville, Ind., says. "I
never used anything as good as One
Minute Gough Cure. We are never
without ii." Quickly breaks up all
coughs and colds. Cures all throat
aud lung troubles. Its use will pre
vent consumption. Pleasant to take.
Evans Pharmacy.
FOUND NEARLY A** MILLION.
Novel Experience of n. Scrobnoman 4
In the Treasury Dcpnrtmcnt.
lu 1S?2 Sophie Holuioa was employ
ed by General Spinner, the treasurer i
of the United States, as a temporary
charwoman. She was assigned to tho
rooms of the Issue division to sweep
and dust. One afternoon in April of
that year Aunt Sophie was hard at j
work sweeping and scrubbing tho
lloors when sho came across a largo
bundle which she supposed was waste
paper and was lu the act of throwing
lt In the basket to be burned when she
decided to Investigate lt. She was
amazed and almost frightened out of
her wits to discover several dozen rolls
of $1,000 bills. $700,000 In all. Hy
some unexplainable mistake this pack
age of money was overlooked, and
even when the accounts wore balanced
In the evening it wns not missed, mid
General Spinner, believing all to be
secure, had locked tho safe and gono
out with an easy conscience.
Aunt Sophie, on Unding all of this
wealth unguarded, decided to remain
In the room until some one with au
thority to accept the money should ar
rive. So, to allay all suspicion, she pro
tended to be working very hard, but
always remained near the money. She
was afraid to leave the bundle to seek
General Spinner, and. not knowing the
guard, she thought lt best not to trust
him with her secret. She thought of
going out and carrying tho bundle of
money with her; thou It occurred to
her that tho guard, not knowing her,
might examine the package and, on
findiug Its valuable contents, either
kill her nut! escape with the wealth or
suspect her of theft. There seemed but
one thing for her to do, to stay and
guard the fortune with her life if nec
essary.
About 0 o'clock one of the guards en
tered the room and, on finding Aunt
Sophie still there, asked:
"Still at work?"
Aunt Sophie began to sweep with all
of her might and main. "Yes," she an
i swercd. "but I'll soon be through."
j And she made such a dust that the
i watchman was only too glad to escape.
She swept the dust and dirt into a pile
and then scattered It over the floor
again In an effort to appear to be very
busy. No more watchmen disturbed
her, and finally, out of sheer exhaus
tion, she sat down to rest and soon
dropped asleep.
About midnight she awoke, hearing
a noise In the hall. She was frighten
ed, and, rising, she groped her wny to
tho spot where she had hidden the
money, wedging lt In between two
desks. Then she seated herself on it,
determined to stay there till General
Spinner, who slept in the building,
should arrive. In this cramped posi
tion she slept uutll 4 o'clock In thc
morning, when she heard a soft foot
fall in thc hall, and. listening, she
thought she recognized the ?top of
General Spinner. In a trembling voice
she called his name.
General Spinner was known as the
"watchdog of the treasury," a name
given him from the fact that ho had a
habit of wandering 'brough the build
ing at all hours of the night to see that
everything was all right. In the silence
and darkness of thc- night this low,
trembling voice of a woman frightened
the general, although bc was not an
acknowledged believer iu ghosts. On
discovering Aunt Sophie wedged In be
tween two deEks his fright was turned
into surprise. The relief from the re
sponsibility almost unnerved Aunt So
phie, and she began to cry. She could
not explain the situation, only mur
muring, "Oh, General Spinner, ??->n't
go, don't go!"
Finally, when sho had become quiet
ed and could tell her story and investi
gation proved it to be correct. Hie truth
dawned upon the general, and It ls said
that he swore black and blue at every
thing in, about and near the treasury.
Not until he had relieved himself In
this manner for nearly an hour did be
allow Aunt Sophie to go home. The
money was finally locked up in his pri
vate safe to await the next day's inves
tigation. Several days later Aunt So
phie was sent for and complimented
for her faithfulness and ns a token of
gratitude was given a life appoint
ment.-Washington Post.
The ninff Worked.
She-Mr. Jones, look at that impu
dent man on the other side of thc
street. He has been following us for
the Inst ten minutes.
Jones-Why didn't you tell mc so be
fore? I'll teach the impudent puppy a
lesson.
Walking boldly across the street.
Jones says to the man:
"Look here. Snip, I am very sorry
I've not got the money to pay you for
that last suit, but you ought not to
follow me up and dun me when I'm
trying to enpture that girl. She has
lots of money and If I succeed you will
not on4y get your money,' but also au
order for a wedding outfit."
Snip goes off satisfied.
Returning to the young lady, Jones
Bays:
"I am glad you called my attention to
that cowardly scoundrel. I don't think
he will ever stare at you again. I had
groat difficulty In restraining myself."
The Speaker** GRTCI.
Speaker Henderson's gavel Ia some
thing of a curiosity. The bend ts of
rosewood from Montojo's flagship and
the handle of native osage, grown In
Polk county, la. It ls decorated by an
eagle's beak bearing a scroll Inscribed
"B Pluribus Unum." On the upper
ferrule are doves and a garland, on the
lower pictures of tho United Staten
ships Iowa and Des Moines. The Iowa
arms and Mr. Henderson's monogram
n.re ou t'ic side of the bend.
A firm of English soapmakers which
gives a halfpenny to the Transvaal war
fund for every cake of soap sold has
already sent In ?1.000 to tho fund.
- During thc most violent gales
thc sea is disturbed to a depth of 500
fee?.
"After doctors failed to cure rae of
pneumonia X used One Minute Cough
Cure and three bottles of it cured, lt
is also thc beat remedy on earth for
whooping cough. It ourcd my grand
children of tho worst caBcs," writes
Jno. Berry, Loganton, Pa. Ic is thc
linly harmless remedy that gives im
mediate results. Cures coughs, colds,
*.roup and throat aud lung troubles.
lt, prevents consumption. Children
ilways like it. Mothers endorse it,
I'] van s Pharmacy.
MYTHS OF MOONLAND.
Carlon* Notion? In Varions Nations
Abont tho Silvery Orb.
The moon hus been worshiped amoug
nearly all the natlous of the world from
time Immemorial. Indeed her cult has
been asserted to be much older estab
lished than sun worship.
Somoyedes and the people of Borneo
adore ber yet, and the Carlbs come
from their homes at new moon and
raise a great cry in her honor. Swart
Nubians rejoiced in the new moon's ria
lug, just as did the cultured Greeks,
who pictured her as a wl'd huntress
Moslems clap their bauds .it ;he sight
of the uew moon. The Finnish girl,
Christian though she be, drops a cour
tesy and a word of greeting to Kuu as
bis silver mask shines whitely over
her. Tho Peruvian peasant hurries
home out of the cold moonshine, afraid
of the stern eyes of Mama Quilla, aud
the Egyptian leilah lounges across the
sand where the sphinx's shadow lies
black at his feet with a prayer on his
lips or lu his heart to Thoth-Thoth,
the master of wisdom, the loni of the
Ibis, in whose absence the fair laud
of Khem has been brought down very
low.
Swabiau girls refuse to spin by
moonlight, "lest they should unger
her," they say vaguely, and iu Ger
many children (irmly believe in tlorsel
or lloldu. whose boat is tho muon,
whoso Ho wer is the llax und whose
delight ls to reward industrious little
maidens. Dante makes tho mun in
the moon Cain; in Egypt ho is Horus,
held to the breast of isis, bis mother
uutl the moon; In Franco be is .ludas,
I and lu some parts of England tho fan
cy obtains that bc is ti mau who broke
? the Sabbath by gatberlug sticks irom
a neighbor's forest.
lu Hnutuin the man in the moon is a
giant who at Oowing tide stoops to
pour water on tho earth and at ebb
tide stauds upright lu order that the
waters may subside. Devonshire folks
say that the figure to be seen iu the
moon is that of a dog. Other people
say that lt is Endymion, or Isaac, bear
ing on his back a burdeu of wood for
bis own sacrifice on Mouut Moriah.
Daues fancied that tho moon is a
cheese made from the milk that has
run out from thc Milky Way. Pearla
and all other white stoues, except dia
monds, are In sympathy with the
moon, according U> the Rosicrucian*,
and should be worn on Mondays.
A curious eastern faucy ls that thu
figure in the moon ls that of tho pat
tern wife, Ina, who weaves the clouds
into white cloth and who after t.* "
lapse of many years sent ber immortal
husband back to earth by tho rainbow
bridge In order that death might not
defile ber heavenly home. The cat and
the panther are both connected with
tho moon In some vague and occult
fashion. Indeed in Australia the moon
Is reprcseuted as a native cat nud also
in Egypt. In Chlua the Celestials say
that there Is n frog In tho moon, a met
amorphosed beauty called Chango.-All
thc Year Round.
Grotcso.no Advcrtl.ilnc.
Awhile ag*) there appeared in the city
streets a man In the garb of a country
man, as he is pictured and described,
carrying an alligator mouthed valise of
a kind once used. Ills attire drew at
tention, and as people looked him over
they saw tho sign that was painted on
tho valise. This man walked around
the streets lu the neighborhood of bis
employer's store, and occasionally bc
would get around to thc placo Itself
and halt there ou tho sidewalk and
look up at thc sign, to make sure lt
was thc right place, and then' go lu, to
emerge presently for another round.
A variation of this Idea Is found In
the work of tho countryman, who stops
and looks up nt the tall buildings. He
is tall himself and so attracts atten
tion, and his interest in the tall build
ing always interests the city man, and
so tho city man looks the tall stranger
over or looks down along him from
head to foot as he stands there with
face upturned and notes tho peculiari
ties of his garb and sccs how the bot
tom leg of one of bis trousers is caught
on thc top of one of his boot legs, for
thia stranger wears old time boots.
Then the city man's eye falls on the
sign which thc stranger is so innocent
ly holding. And the city man passes
on, thinking as he goes that, after all,
he is In some respects moro or less of a
countryman himself.-New York Sun.
Extracts From an Old Mnjrnslne.
On the 27th of February, 1731, two
publishers were taken Into custody for
publishing a libel entitled "The Divine
Catastrophe of tho Royal Family of
the Stuarts."
On thc next day the new church at
Bloomsbury was consecrated by the
name of St- George, as was also the
burying ground in thc fields adjoining.
On March 8 Charlforth and Cox, two
solicitors convicted of forgery, stood in
the pillory nt the Royal Exchange, and
on tho same day five malefactors were
executed at Tyburn.
On April 2G tho death of "Mr. Daniel
de Foe, Sr., eminent for his many writ
ings," is recorded, and among the ap
pointments on the 29th of the same
month ls that of William Cowper, Esq.,
to be clerk to tho commission of bank
ruptcy.-Monthly Intelligencer.
Thc Ivnn.sn* Cow.
The Kansas cow that raises a calf
encli year, that gives milk for the fam
ily and for calves and pigs, that makes
butter for tho table and for the market,
that feeds herself on thc? native grass
and the cheaply raised Knflir eorn.
cane and alfalfa, will always bo good
property. She is a money maker and
debt payer for her owner whether beef
cattle be high or low. She doe.s her
duty nobly while she lives, nod when
her life mission ls filled she goe.t peace
fully to ber rest In the prime roast
beef can, and her owner takes her price
to purchase her successor. - Douglas
(Kan.) Tribune.
- But few men have ?elf confidence
enough to argue with a pretty wo
man.
CASTOR IA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature of (^O^/?f^^^^C
A Devonshire Wltnesa.
The difficulty of discriminating bc
wecn tho first and third persons has
icon amusingly Illustrated by the late
[.ord Iddesleigh, who used to bc fond
? telling Devonshire stories. One of
ils favorite ones was of a Devonshire
'armer who was a witness In a horse
dealing case. "Tell us what you know
tbout this case." said the prosecuting
counsel.
"Well, zur." was the reply. "1 /.oed
the prisoner, and I zed to he. how
about that 'oss, and he zed he didn't
know oort about the 'oss."
"No. no." the counsel said, "he didn't
say he knew nothing about the horse
Ile didn't speak to you lu the third per
son."
"Deg your pardon, zur," said the wit
ness, "there wasn't no third person
present, only him ami inc."
"You don't understand what 1
mean." was the counsel's petulant re
ply. "He spoke to you lu the first per
son."
"You'm wrong agen." said the wit
ness. "I was the fust pusson as spoke
to he."
At this point the judge Intervened
and put the question himself. "You
saw t'. ; prisoner, and you said. M low
about that horseV* and the prisoner an
swered. 'I know nothing about the
horse' "
"I beg your pardon, my lord." said
tlie witness, "lie didn't mention your
lordship's name at all."-Westminster
(bizet tc.
She Poned nn n Mitn.
Christian Cavenagh was a peculiar
Englishwoman of the eighteenth cen
tury. Her father lost his fortune, and
she was taken up by an aunt who kept
a tavern. She married the walter am!
had three children. This husband was
then kidnaped, after the humane meth
ods of the time, and was carried olT to
Holland, where he had to enlist ns a
private soldier. When Christian heard
of this, she dressed os a man and eu
llsted as a private soldier In order to
get near her husband. She was wound
ed at the battle of Landen. She was
made prisoner by the French nud was
carried to St. Cermain-en-Lnye. where
she staid till she was exchanged.
She quarreled with her sergeant,
fought a duel with him, wounded him
and got transferred to another regi
ment. Again she was wounded.
At Ramillies sise was wounded lu the
head, and while lu hospital her secret
was discovered. She was permitted to
stay with the regiment as cook.
She married agaiu. lost her second
husband, n't urned to longland and pre
sented a petition to the queen setting
forth her ease and her services. Tin
queen gave her a bounty of ?50 and a
pension of a shilling a day. She mar
ried a third time, set up a pie Bhop.
came over to Chelsea hospital with her
third husband, ?lied In 1730 and was
burled with military honors.
Retnrn of the Horne.
The Chicago Tribune the other day
printed two significant pictures under
the heading. "The Return of the
Horse." Tho first was a reproduction
of a photograph taken In one of Chi
cago's parks a year ago and showing
only hundreds of men. women and
children on bicycles. The sceond, tak
en ot the same spot during the balmy
days of last November, showed a simi
lar collection of persons on horses and
not a bicycle to be seen.
- A searchlight isn't, necessary to
enable a man to lind fault.
- Any fool man wita money shows
up well on the retina of a woman's
In Egypt the custom is for Princesses
to hide their beauty by covering
the lower part of the face with a ve*1.
In. America the beauty of many f
our women is hidden because of the
X',^rp--.^ mm weakness and
vk ^ ^&<Z ^ sunkencheeks,
7 their unnealthy
complexion, from the eyes of the
world with the veil of the Orient.
Bradfield's
Female Regulator
brings out a woman's true beauty.
It makes her strong and well in those
organs upon which her whole general
health depends. It corrects all men
strual disorders. It stops the drains
of Leucorrhoea. It restores the womb
to its proper place. It removes tho
causes of headache, backache and
nervousness. It takes the poor, de
bilitated, weak, haggard, fading
woman and puts her on her feet
again, making ber face beautiful by
making ber body well.
Druggist.'-, -".ell it for $1 a battle.
Send for our frc? illustrated book for worr.er..
Thc Bradfield Regulator Co., Atlanta, Ga.
The above Acares trll n remarkable
?tory; they represent ul ir. Oft exactly lb?
PT centavo of eurea initie by
RHEUMACIDE.
the wonderful new constitutional cure.fnr
RHEUMATISM. The other two por cent,
woro not curable, or failed to talco medi
cine according to direction?. Thomaixli
have been cured. In view of tho fact iii ut.
many physician* think thal rheumatism
ls incurable, and that most remedies lull,
it must bc truo that KHEUMACIDK is the
greatest medical discovery of (bongo Par
ticulars and testimonials of ninny wel'
koown poople rent free to all applicants
M. Bofd by EVANS PHARMACY
at Si on ner hottl?
Notice to Creditors.
ALL {.ornons hnvinpT demands against
the Est?t o of Sidney Hurts, deeoas
ed. aro hereby notified to present them,
properly proven, to the undersigned,
within the time prescribed by law, and
thone indobltd to make navnriMit.
S. L. ESKEW, Kx'r.
Feb 7,1000 a? 3=
7
QOTTON
Culture"
is thc name
of a valu
able ill ustrat
ed pamphlet
which sh?uld
be in the hands
)f every planter who
aises Cotton. The
3ook is sent FREE.
Scad Dame anti address to
GERMAN KALI WORKS,
03 Nassau St., New York.
SPFiMAI Qai r ncr
PIANOSAKDOT
lj (?u TH ii NIX nnniY DAYS
C. ft. REED
MUSIC HOUSE
Will ?elliuiy of the following High Grade
PIANOS and ORGANS nt prices as low
aa can be obtained from the Manufactu- .
rora direct : -
KNABE,
WEBER,
IVERS & POND/
CROWN,
WHEELOCK,
LAKE SIDE a?d
RICHMOND.
Also, TH Ii < KOWN, EHTIiYaud
I kVAKBlAND ?V VOTEY ORGANS.
Prospective purchasers will lind it to
their Interest to call and inspect my
Stock <?r writo for pri?e?.
Wo also represent tito leading makes
Sewing Machines
At Kock Hutton* figure*.
KcHpM'lfllli-. ,
THE C. A. REED MUSIC HOUSE.
MONEY JO LOAN,
ON FARMING LANDS. Easy pay
ments. No co m minions charged. Bor
rower pays actual eot*t of perfecting loan.
Interest N per cent.
J NO. It. PALMER & SON.
Columbi*, S. C
Oct. ll, 1800. 10 Cym
Brs. Strickland & King,
OFFICE IN MASONIC TL'?PLE.
Bit** Gesund Cocaine ustd foiExtract
ing Teeth.
CAREY,
MCCULLOUGH,
& MARTIN,
Attorneys at Law,
MASON H ; TEMPLE,
AKf)ERK?X, S. C.
W. G. McGEE.
SURGEON
OFFICE- :
and Me chant?
. , over Ff.ruifrs
ANDERSON, s. O.
NOTICE.
nnHK Sto.-kholderH of tho Anderdon
.k. Viirn nod Knitting Mill ar? notified
to meet at Ibo Court M o ti sn a* Andorson,
s.C,at PJ o'clock on Tcosday, the
>:>:h day of March, l'HM), to consider a
resolution of the li ar*I of Directors of
sitid Corporation that the Capital Sto?k
thereof bo increased from Fifty Thousaud
Dollars to n maximum amount of Two
Hundred Thousand Dollar?, and that the
name of said Corporation bo changed to
KiVKRsim: MANUFACTURING COMBAN v.
1?. P. MoBREYKlt, President.
Feb 14, 1900 34 I
NOTICE.
SEALED BIDS will be received at the
ofllco of City Clerk till February ?S,
1000, for the contract for collecting, haul
ing and diepohjng of City refuse matter,
Haid contract to expire August 1">. 1000.
Successful bidder to .-provide dumping
grounds and giving bond in* the stun of
$200. Particulars with ppocltleations can
bo bad by applying to the undersigned.
Oity reserves right, to reject ?av or all
bids. OW. EVANS,
Chairman Sanitary Committee.
Feb'14. 1000^! :54'< 2
; PATENTS ?IS?F,S
. ADVICE AS TO PATENTABILITY PQC{P
> Notice in '* Inventivo ARO " M WrZWP B?
- Hook "How toobtain Patents'* ? ? flB&Bs
" Charge* moderate. No foo till patent ia Bocared.
t Letten atricUy confidential. Addreaa, ?
* E. 0. SIGGERS. Paient Lanifer. WashlnQton, 0. C.