The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, January 24, 1900, Page 3, Image 3
REVOLT OF 1
The Early jRetii
Sunda
We have sometimes alluded in these
pages to the change which has of late
years taken place in family life, and
to the fact that the order of nature
has been completely reversed, so that
the'reins of domestic governmeot aro
no longer in the hands of tho parents,
where they of right belong, but are
held by the youngest childreu of the
family; a condition of affairs like that
which was formerly described in po
litical speeches as "the bottom rail
being on top." Wc need not at pres- j
cnt inquire who is to blame for this j
state of thiugs, though it is very ap- ?
parent the reins must have been held j
very loosely by thc heads of thc house
hold or thc* children would scarcely
have ventured to pluck them from
their hands. For a time, at least, it
seemed very amusing for the elder
people to submit, after having ruled
for so long, but by degrees they began
to find there were some discomforts in
their new position. All the old order
of things were overturned; laws that
had existed for generations were set
at naught; the will and pleasure of
the father and mother were no longer
of any importance, and whatever the
young people desired beoame supreme.
But, unfortunately, there appeared to
be no relief for the domestic monarchs
who had .too easily abdioated their
thrones. Weak attempts to regain
their power were laughed to scorn. At
last, however-to speak metaphorical
ly-"the worm has turned." The
long-tried patience of the parents have
at last given way, and the heads of
families have, in secret assembly, uni
ted themselves in a league tobe known
as "The Early Retiring Association,"
which has for its object the proper
regulation of family hours, and more
especially thc closing of the house
and the extinguishing of all lights at
such a time as may be deemed reason
able by the majority of the members.
This society has no connection what
ever-though its name might suggest
such connection-with "The Early
Closing Association,'' which was or
ganized for the relief of all persons
employed in shops, and as a protection
against grasping employers, who pay
the lowest possible wages and require
the longest possible service from their
employees. The Early Retiring
League is entirely a social body, and
has been formed for protection of pa
rents against young men who have not
sufficient sense to know when to go
home, and it may be said in passing
that the number of these imbeciles is
legion.
In the old times, when the father of
a family was master of his own house,
he generally set a time at whioh his
daughters' evening receptions of their
masculino friends were expeotod to
terminate, and took stringent meas
ures to terminate them when the vis
itors were inclined to overstay the
limit. Even when he did not go so
far as to join the youne people in the
parlor with the evident intention of
enjoying the remainder of the evening
with them, a hint that usually had the
desired effect, he expressed his inten
tion of so doing to his daughters, who
generally contrived in a more gentle
way than his to intimate to their
friends that prolonged visits were not
desired by their parents. If the call
er was too dull to understand the girl's
evident uneasiness as the hour grew
late, or too selfish to care that he was
making her uncomfortable by linger
ing, the poor young lady had frequent
ly a very bad quarter, or half an hour,
trying on the one hand to appear at
ease and interested in the conversa
tion, and on the other hand listening
with apprehension to every sound
through the house whioh seemed to
indicate her father's arrival upon the
scene. Now, while no man who had
a real regard for a woman would know
ingly subject her to such an ordeal,
either for the sake of an additional
half hour or so of her . sooicty, or for
tho purpose of annoying he* father
a motive that not infrequently ani
mated those that had more mischief
than sentiment in their character
yet it often happened that uninten
tionally ono who was very much inter
ested in their oonvorsation has linger
ed until the irate father has appeared
on the scene, to the intense mortifica
tion of the young lady and the great
annoyance of the visitor, who proba
bly cared very little for his own feel
ings in the matter, but felt it was un
pardonable in him to subject his fair
friend to tho embarrassment of the oc
casion.
Naturally, one of tho first steps
taken by the young people when they
assumed tho reins of power in the
home, was to put down all interference
on tho part of tho parents with their
visitors, aid the evening lengthened
out to au unconscionable hour; not
.always because the callers had sotnuoh
to say or anything of so important a
nature, that they could not get
through with it in yetBonabl? time;
HE PARENTS.
"ing -Association.
y News.
1 efTort ou their part to get up and tako
leave. Numberless expedients were
tried by the weary, but still obedient
parents to indicate to thoughtless vis
itors it was time to depart; but to do
it in so mild and gent?o a way as not
to cause their daughters any mortifi
cation, or to give offense to their
f;?ends. Sometimes a very sleepy
yawn or two from the father in the
adjoining sitting room would make
itself heard; sometimes an elaborate
demonstration of lowering tho other
lights in .the house, other than in the
parlor and hall, would seem to inti
mate that the price of gas or of elec
tricity, as the case might bc, had tak
en a sudden risc, and that the econo
my of lights was necessary. If none
of these hints had any effect on the
obtuse visitors, the mother would oc
casionally tako a book and stroll into
the parlor with the transparent pre
tense that tho light was better there
for reading by thc shaded lamp than
elsewhere in the house. This meas
ure was generally effective in hasten
ing the departure of the young men;
or, at least, had the effect of throwing
a constraint over their conversation,
unless tired nature came to their aid
and sealed the mother's eyes and ears
-though not always her mouth-in
refreshing slumbers; in whioh case her
presence was but little embarrassment
to them, and even furnished an excuse
for them to linger in order to enjoy
her unconscious but grotesque grima
ces, as dreams of a varied nature
chased each other through her mind;
or to listen to the music of her gentle
snores.
But, as we said before, the time has
come when parental patience can en
dure no more, and it had long before
ceased to be a virtue. By a very large
majority the members of the Early
Retiring League have decided that an
end must be put to the custom of
making evening calls, which extend
until breakfast time next morning,
since thir own health and their daugh
ters' complexion were suffering from
the effects of such unnatural hours.
They embodied their sentiments'in a
scries of resolutions, of whioh the
following paper is a rough draft-all
that has yet been made public-and
wo deem ourselves highly privileged
to have been allowed to see it before
any of our contemporaries in journal
ism.
"Whereas, we, the members of the.
Early Retiring League, have long been
in subjection to our daughters in mat
tSrS vCu"ulU(j vue ICgUlatMJU Ul 1UC
family, and have suffered grievous
wrongs to mind and body through
their lack of consideration for us, and
through the impertinence of their
masculine friends, in imposing their
presence upon them at unsuitable
hours,*and for unreasoaably long pe
riods of time;
"And whereas, every free-born
American possesses the inalienable
right to ? certain number of hours of
sleep; and also to say whoo shall
be received in his house of an even
ing, and to limit the time of their
visit;
"And whereas, any young man wor
thy the name of gentleman will not
impose his presence upon household
ers at unseemly hours and against
their desires; *]and will not subject
the youug ladies of the family to re
proof from their parents on his ac
count;
"And whereas, any youug man who
has serious intentions of asking a girl
to marry him does not require more
than a couple of hours to mako his
proposal; and if he has no such in
tentions, has no right to monopolize
her society to the exclusion of better
men;
"Be it therefore resolved, That, after
the 1st of January, 1900, any pre
sumptuous youth who remains in our
houses after IO o'clock, unless espe
cially invited to do so by the heads of
the household, i. e., the father and
mother, shall be ejected, vi et armis
if necessary, with the it-quest that in
future he will find other lodgings, even
those at.the police station, as being
more suitable for men who 'won't go
home till morning.' '
A Cat That (Jets Drunk.
In a Strand tavern, London, there
is a cat that is habitually ia a state of
intoxication. For some, time past
this strango cat has watohed tho fill
ing of the wine decanters at the bar,
in order to securo any of the wine
whioh might bo spilled. As it often
happens that a good deal of wine is
lost thus in the course of a day, it is
quite usual for pussy to be unable to
walk straight when evening comes.
The tasto for strong drink has grown
in this perverted animal to such an
extent that, if she cannot get -wine,
Which aha still prefers, she satisfies her
craving with sips. of whiskey, or any '
Other spirits she is able to obtain.
THE SECOND SOUTH CAROLINA.
Commanded By Col. Wallace lt Saved
The Day At Cold ii arbor.
To tho Editor of tho State:
As an instance of the inaccuracies
contained in the histories published
of the military achievements of our
Confederate soldiers in the war be
twceD the States, I beg to call your
attention to thc following error which
will Dot provo uninteresting to the
readers of your valued paper.
In the Confederate Military His
tory of South Carolina by llcv. Ellison
Capers thc following statement is
made:
"On the Cold Harbor line.J une 1st,
when a strong Confederate movement
by the right was ordered a diary , of
thc First corps says: In thc afternoon
a furious attack is made on the left of
Hoke and the right of Kershaw, ene
my penetrating an interval between
them. Kershaw brings up the Second
and Third South Carolina and ^regains
Bryan's lost ground, and captures
prisouers and a stand of colors."
Thc writer of this communication
was present in thc Richland County
court house, when the survivors of
Gen. Kershaw's brigade presented
him wita his portrait in Confederate
uniform, lu his speech of thanks to
the survivors, (len. Kershaw turned
to Col. William Wallace, of Columbia,
and said: "This is the man who at
second Cold Harbor saved the army of
Northern Virginia with his regiment,
the gallant Second South Carolina."
General Kershaw was unable to at
tend a reunion of the survivors of the
Eighth South Carolina Voluotecrs at
Florence, S. C., and wrote a letter to
them which . was published in The
News and Courier. In that letter he
again complimented Col. Wallace's
courage and ability at Cold Harbor.
The following is an extract from his
letter: "The Eighth held the broken
line at Cold Harbor where the gallant!
Wallace led the Second in the charge
at double quick, and hurled the ad
vancing columns of the enemy over
the trenches at the point of the bayo
net and again averted the 'on to Rich
mond.' "
Maj. Charles Kerrison, Jr., in a
brief sketch (published in The News &
Courier several years ago) of the Sec
ond South Carolina Volunteer infan
try, says: "The Second South Caroli
na saved thc Confederate army at Cold
Harbor. An unwritten history. A
very quiet afternoon at Cold Harbor,
the year 1864. Two regiments in re
serve, the Second and Seventh. The
Third, Eighth. Fifteenth, Twentieth
and James' gallant little battalion on
the line. Not a sign of intention that
the enemy would attaek. We, the
regiments in reserve, had scarce got
through our scant Confederate dinner,
before the roar of infantry ?re greeted
the ear. A second after a oouricr
from Gen. Kershaw reported with or
ders. "Forward the two regiments in
reserve" (the Second and Seventh)
with the order to double quick and
form in rear of a portion of the divis
ion works whioh had just been sur
prised and oaptured by the enemy.
With his usual Scotch instinct (he
will pardon the expression) and that
oool grit which a series of days of
close relationship during the war im
pressed on the writer. Col. William
Wallace of the Second, the senior col
onel in the command of the two regi
ments in reserve, ordered his men for
ward. The Second fell into ranks, be
ing the first to reoeive orders, with
instructions to the Seventh to follow
at once. The Second, at quick time,
reached the place of attack. To ex
plain the position of the ground it is
necessary to state that thc division in
Hoe of the works described a right
angle, so as to reach the necessary
point, the reservo had to file left on
reaching tho apex of the angle and
double quick in rear and near thc linc
of Confederate works. So rapid erras
the move of the Second that the Sev
enth (as gallant a regiment as ever
fought) had not time to reach and
form with us. It was a momentous
peroid, requiring judgment, decision
and dash. The Second formed on an
elevation, about two hundred var?n
from the oaptured works held by two
regiments of the enemy. Forty-eighth
and One Hundred and Twelfth New
York. Pausing only for a moment to
get the Second to front and into linc,
tho order from the colonel came: 'Fix
bayonets, charge!' With thc familiar
Confederate yell, forward dashed the
regiment, only 120 rifles strong, driv
ing the enemy pell-mell out of the
works and , reestablishing the line,
capturing tho eolors of the Forty
eighth New York. Between thc cap
ture made by the enemy and tho re
taking of the works occupied scaroc
fifteen minutes. A delay of as many
minutes moro would have given the
enemy time to reenforce, and then the
result to Lee's army might have been
doubtful. Before the Second arrived
on tho field a singular spectacle was
presented. The enemy were in the
works( flanked right and left by the
Confe ierate troops both standing firm
await ag results, neither daring to
move}-both passive hoping for re-en
foreefneiits. In after thought this
dftjiDg aot cf pluok and necessity was
plain -at all hasards to make the
charge was necessary. From report of :
the enemy, thc intention was to make
aa effort to capture a portion of our
line and if accessary to re-enforce. The j
question was simply lime with both i
sides. The same was appreciated and
hence the charge of the 'Forlorn
Hope.' Whcu the disparity of num
bers, one small Confederate regiment
of 120 ri?es against two full union
regiments of 1.000 men each, is con
sidered, sure'y the affair has a place
on record. The actiou may not be un
paralleled, but for dash, gallantry and
successful results will challenge ad
miration."
Col. Wallace was surprised at thc
account of thc battle of Cold Harbor
as contained in (Jen. Capers* history
and wrote Gen. Janies Longstreet on
thc subject, receiving the following
reply:
Washington, D. C., Oct. li, 1890.
Col. Wm. Wallace, Columbia. S. C.
My Dear Sir: Yours of the ?lOth
ult. received to-day. Referring to in
quiry I have to say that thc quotation
to which you refer is uot from- my
diary or atty account of mine. 1 was
not with the corps au second Cold
Harbor, nor any part of that campaign
after the Otb of May, 1SG4, when I
was disabled and held off from service
till October of that year.
I have not made an effort to give
any account of the campaign further
than mention its march to Spottsyl
vania on tho 7th of May. If you will
refer to my book and several articles
cc tho war you will find that quota
tions claimed as coming from me at
the time of my absence are all manu
factured.
Very truly yours,
James Longstreet.
In my opinion i proper history has
never been written of the deeds of the
men who wore the Confederate gray
especially of our South Carolina sol
diers. We owe to generations yet to
come a history of tho glorious achieve
ments of our patriot", who fought
four years ragged aud hungry for free
dom's cause against overwhelming
odds. While some participants in
the stirring events of that great strug
gle are yet alive let the history of the
soldiers of our lost cause be properly
written.
The State has had the names of her
patriot sons placed on record and
should now preserve the history of
their gallantrj'. No token of appre
ciation could bc better shown the sur
viving veterans of the great army of
the Confederacy.
JOHN Ci. MOBLEY.
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- Ugliness has this advantage over
jeauty-it never fades.
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Conducted by tho Indies of thoW.C.
T. r. of Anderson( S. C.
How frequently we hear the excuse
for not abstaining, 'The doctor or
ders me wine." Thc followiug story
goes to show that even medical men
can err: As a husband and wife were
crossing a London thoroughfare the
man was knocked down; his injuries
being serious, ho was placed on a shut
ter, and borne to a neighboring hospi
tal. At thc doo.' stood a surgeon.
"Ah, poor fellow.'* said he, "he's
dead." "No, I'm not," replied the
man. "He quiet, George," broke in
the wife, "tin- doctor knows best!''
A co.respondent of thc Reston
''Transcript.'' after telling how much
the policy of acquiring territory has
cost (?nat liritain, says: "Imperial
ism is by no means the only direction
in which the Britons' open-handedness
i.- much in evidence. His drink bill
shows a yearly expenditure on intoxi
cants of $1'J for every man. woman,
and child in the United Kingdom.
Irish and Scotchmen, it seems, have
been much maligned in this conu?'c
nectioD; for while the Knglishman
drinks 2.41 gallons of alcohol yearly,
thc Scotchman manages with LOU, and
the Irishman with 1.54. Thc Knglish
man spends $20.50, thc Scotchman
$15 45, and the Irishman $18.25."
Social Life lu the Saloon.
A social vice is a public menace.
Not till a righteous hand is raised to
strike it a blow do weoknow the deep
seated place it occupies in thc moral
and social life of the pecplc. Just
now the American' saloon is meeting
rather late to be sure-its share of at
tention. Much is made of social cle
ment, and thc cry is raised that the
poor, along with the rich, must have
their share of diversion and recreation.
But it would appear that nothing
short of a voice from the infernal
regions could be heard championing
the saloon as a beneficent institution.
It thrives for thc curse, not the bene
fit, of men of the lower order of socie
ty. And thc more's the pity; for if
society eau only hope to be safe by all
men's becoming freemen and having a
chance of rising to higher levels, then
to put such a stone of stumbling in
the path of the weak is acrimc against
heaven.
The Bocial side of thc saloon is the
deadliest and most dangerous phase of
it. Just at thc most dangerous period
in a young man's life, when bc is apt
to form false uotions of thc restraints
of home, the saloons open their door
and bid him enter. The estimate is
made that ninety per cect. o? all
drink-oursed lives began tho career of
the drunkard at the bar of tho sa
loon.
Very strangely, we t.iink, there are
some who, with a fake pity for thc
poor, are willing to uphold it for the
Bake of making what is called a "club"
for the lowly. If the saloon is in any
souse a club, it is such a place as cre
ates a false appetite, creating and then
fostering, inducing and exaggerating
an unnatural thirst, which never can
be quenohed.
If a tree may be known by its fruits,
we may not be charged with bearing
false witness when we say the institu
tion which makes it possible to pass
sufficient laws for civic righteousness,
has no right to live. He who con
dones its presence in a community is
either blind to its effects or morally
on a level with it.
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