The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, December 06, 1899, Page 3, Image 3
BILL ARP'
Bill j9Lrp Gets Left
Failed to 1
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Atlanta C
Left, left, left! That is an ominous
word-I don't like it. Las!, Friday
night I closed my mission down in
Alabama-a most delightful week with
balmy weather, moonlight nights and
good people to cheer me. I retired
happy to dream of home and the little
grandchildren and the light that would
be shining in the window for me on
Saturday night.
The porter was to call me up in time
to take the 2 o'clock train for Chatta
nooga, but alas! he did not do it, and I
awoke to find that the train had pass
ed and I was left, left, left. Oh! the
misery of it. Shakespeare says that
there is no philosopher who can endure
the toothache patiently, and I will add,
or being left by a train when far from
home. There is a goneness about it,
for the train has gone.
The next train would not connect?t
Chattanooga and I would have to stay
there till another 2 o'clock in the
morning. But all's well that ends
well. About daylight I reached my
hume. All was still and silent. The
good old dog was lying at the door and !
gen dy wagged his bushy tail. The
door was locked, but the window sash
was not, and I raised it slowly and
softly and was soon in the sitting
room, where there was a good comfort
able sofa. I knew that the door to our
family bedroom was locked, and I
|?_heard some faint, familiar nasal sounds
that assured me that all was well. The
diagnose was right. In a few minutes
I was asleep and playing on the har
monican myself. My heavy bass
echoed to the tenor in the other room
and awakened one of the girls, who
whispered: "Mamma, mamma, there
is somebody in the frontroom." "It's
your papa," said she. "I know his
trombone-be still and let him sleep
far I expect he is almost worn out."
It was 8 o'clock when somebody kiss
ed me while I was dreaming of the
soldier boys drilling and the officer
said left, left, left at every step.
Rousing up, I received the family em
braces, and ?wo little children came
running in and climbed all over me and
made me happy-oh, it beats war, or
politics, or a dog law, or anything. I
was escorted into the dining-room to
breakfast, and saw at a glance that the
room had been repapered with a tinted
olive green paper and the bordering
matched it beautifully. The doors to
the parlor were wide open, and that
room had been repapered, too, and was
lovely.
Somehow I neVer could make as
much ado over pleasant surprises as
my female folks expeci, but I did my
best, and have expressed my admira
tion many times since. Before I left
they had talked about the old paper
that had gotten dirty and was falling
off, and said that if I would get the
paper they would put it on, and I as
sented. I am glad that I did, for if
I had been at home they would have
put the harness on me and made mc
wait upon them all day, for I am the
boy.
I met a man down iu Alabama who
said that my letters were demoralizing
the women of this country and putting
new burdens on the men. "Why,"
said he, "just look at mc-I am fifty
five years old and weigh nigh on to 200
pounds, and my wife wanted mc tovi
climb up a stepladder yesterday and !
fix the curtains back, and I told her I
couldn't, and I wouldn't, for the lad
der was o!d and rickety and I might
fall and break my neck or some of my
arms and legs. Well, sir, she laugh
ed and said: 'Bill Arp climbs ladders
for his wife; and plants flowers, and
strawberries, and nurses the grand
children, too.' Yes, said I, that's what
he writes, but I don't believe a word
of it. He thinks that you women arc
going to be allowed to vote pretty
soon and he?3just fixing to bcclected.
Now, see here, Mr. Arp, I fought four
years in that dogond old war, and now
I am gettin' old and fat, and I'm not
gwine to climb ladders and tend the
flower garden just because you do; j
that is, if you really do it, which I j
don't believe." And the good, jolly
old old veteran laughed immensely.
Next dayl made acquaintance with
a conductor on the Alabama Great
Southern and he comforted me by say
ing that my letters gave good example
and good cheer and pictured what home
ought to be. Said he; "We have nine
children ot our house-all under age,
aid my greatest pleasure is in meeting
them when my train is off, and in
helping them and their mother to fight
the battle of life and be conteutedaod
enjoy what we have got and be thank
ful to God foi his tender mercies.
Running a train half a night and half
a day is hard work, but I enjoy my
family and my home all the more when
I get with them, and they are ail the
gladder to see me."
I like that mao and that kind of
talk. When our people realise that
home is the best place on earth,
-and the mother is its dearest inmate,
*we will then have an idea! common
S LETTER.
-Porter of the Hotel
Wake Him.
onstitution.
wealth.
Coloridie says:
"A mother is a mother still,
The holiest thing alive/'
Lyttleton says:
"The lover in the husband may be lost
But the wife is dearer than the bride."
All the great poets have paid tribute
to the home and to the mother, for
home is not home without amother. Of
course there arc many married women
who are not mothers, and do not wish
to be. With them children are in
truders, and the pity is that their
mothers had not been of similar mind.
In New England and fashionable
Northern circles thc maternal instinct
has been smothered, and has gone into
"innoxious desuetude" as Mr. Cleve
land would say. And good, gentle
Tom Howard said that a Boston moth
er wouldn't have but one or two chil
dren, and she wouldn't have any if
she didn't want an heir to inherit the
estate.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox wrote a re
markable letter two years ago on the
decay of the maternal instinct in .New
England, and the great increase of di
vorces and voluntary separations.
Mary Brent Reid has recently pub
lished an article on the same subject
j as applicable to France. She says that
the fashionable women of*the period
won't even dress like women. They
despise hips and try to hide them.
They prefer to be as slim as race horses,
and to conceal every sign of a ma
ternal form. Children are intruders,
they say; aud.if by chance they have
any they are put out to nurse and to
be reared by uomotherly hands. What
an awful picture this is-what a sad
descent from the motherhood of our
mothers-what a counterpart to the
Saviour's teaching when he said:
"Suffer little children toc?me unto me,
for of such is the kiogdom of heaven."
Nearly all the great men of thc world
have been nursed by noble mothers,
and it rejoices me to kuow that Mrs.
Sarah Butts, of Brunswick, has a book
now in press with Lippencott thatwill
rescue from oblivion the mothers of
many of Georgia's great andgoodmen.
With her it has been a labor of love.
How our biographers from Moses down
have lauded the great men but paid
small tribute to their mothers.
But the highest heaven is reserved
for them, and an eternal fame that
will not pass away like that the great
men acquire in t*bis changeable world.
Alas, poor Dewey; how soon did his
garlands wither. But we still have
Schley and Brumby and Hobson left,
and a host of lesser lights that illumi
nate the Southern sky.
BILL ARP.
' Blood Poison aud Cancer Cured by B.B.B.
Trial bottle sent Free.
Deadly Cancer of the face, neck,
legs, lip, eating cancer or sores, cured
by B. B. B.-Botanic Blood Balm.
B. B. B cures by driving the deadly,
virulent poison, which causes cancer,
out of the blood. This is the only
cure arid B. B. B. is the only remedy
that can do this. In the same *vay
B. B. B. cures Blood Poison whether
inherited or acquired, producing ul
cers, painful swellings, Mothes, pim
ples, copper-colored spots, falling of
the hair, sores in the throat or tongue,
scrofula. B. B. B. has made hundreds
of permanent cures, and is a thor
oughly tested, powerful Blond Reme
dy. Cures where ail else fails. Test
ed for 30 years. To prove its curative
powers we send a sample bottle free
to any one who writes for it. Large
bottles for sale by all druggists for
Slj or O' bottles (full treatment) $1.
For sample bottle address Blood Balm
Co., 380 Mitchell St., Atlanta, Ga.
- When a girl is entertaining a
young man in the front parlor-that's
capital. But when she has to half
sole his trousers after marriage-that's
labor.
My son has been troubled for many
years with chronic diarrhoea. Some
time ago I persuaded him to take some
of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. After usiDg two
bottles of the 25-ceot size he was
cured. I give this testimonial hoping
some one similarly afflicted may read
it and be benefited.-THOMAS C. BOW
ER, Glencoe. 0. For sale by Hill
Orr Drug Ct?.
- The remains of a gigautic pre
historic animal, which naturalists at
Santa Ge, N. M., are unable to class
ify, has been found at Tesuque. Its
upper jaw consists of twenty layers
of bones overlapping each other, each
provided with twelve teeth like hu
man molars.
As a cure for rheumatism Chamber
lain's Pain Balm is gaining a wide
reputation. D. B. Johnston, of Rich
mond, Ind., has been troubled with
that ailment since 1862. In speaking
of it he says : "I never found any
thing that would relieve me until I
used Chamberlain's Pain Balm. It
acts like magic with rae. My foot was
swollen and paining me very much,
but one good application of Pain Balm
relieved me. For sale by Hill-Orr
Drug Co.
- "Do you suppose your father
will consent to our engagement, Cla
rissa?" "I don't think he will; but
we can enjoy courting while he is
making up his mind." 1
W. C. T. U. DEPARTMENT.
Conducted by the ladies of thc W. C.
T. U. of Anderson, S. C.
My Brother's Keeper.
Kornaus 14:13-15.
BY ii EV. THOMAS NIELD.
Oh, for the grace that wills to bear
The burdens of a -weaker brother!
Thc grace that gladly shuns whate'er
Might prove a pitfall to another.
Though I should have a giant's might,
To stand where weaker ones would
?? stumble,-1
I would not exercise my right,
But walk in safety with the humble.
Lord, save from the weak conceit
That scorns to practice self-denial,
Lest my example tempt thc feet
Of others into deadly trial.
Engrave the fact upon my heart
Yea, every day engrave it deeper
That I must act a brothers part,
And so become my brother's keeper.
-Herald and Presbyter.
Felt he was ?Strong.
A brilliant young man, thirty years
ago, vas beginning to form thc habit of
indulgence in the wine cup. He knew
that other men were drunkards, but he
felt that he himself was strong and
would never be anything but clear-eyed
and strong of nerve and firm of flesh.
The years went by. He has had hon
or and position. He has become a
drunkard with it all, and his honors
have been for nothing. Whiskey and
wine have done for him what they
have done for all the rest and what
they will do for all who are foolish
enough to be deceived by them. If he
could, he would deter young men from
following in his footsteps, but he will
not influence them. They will thi?k
of him simply as an old drunkard, and
say that he was a fool not to have con
trolled himself a little; and they will
follow him on to d.eath.-Herald and
Presbyter.
Wants None but Teetotalers.
In the Island ol' Anticosti, in the
Gulf of St. Lawrence, a Frenchman,
M. Henri Menier, has established what
is regarded as the largest private game
reserve in the world He bought the
island, which is 140 miles long by 28
broad, for ?32,000, or six cents an
acre, and then opened up negotiations
with Canadian hunt2rs and trappers
for stockiug it with red deer, caribou,
moose, beavers, and various speci
mens of the American fox. M. Me
nier is also developing the agricultur
al resources of his possession, and is
encouraging people to go out and set
tle on his property. These have to
renounce alcoholic beverages, and be
strict teetotalers.-League Journal.
There are several persons in Los
Angeles, Cal., engaged in the liquor
business who never tasted intoxica
ting liquor. They know the danger
and avoid it, but are unscrupulous
enough to make money out of those
who do not realize their position.
The Russian Method.
Thc Russian Government has adopt
ed a somewhat drastic measure in or
der to suppress drunkenness in St.
Petersburg. It has taken away from
twenty-five thousand shops the right
to sell alcoholic liquors, and it has re
placed these by five thousand estab
lishments, placed under control of thc
State, aud located at equal distances
apart. These establishments arc di
rected by young women. The liquor
is delivered in bottles, to which is af
fixed a government mark. Thc con
summer can obtain only one bottle in
each shop, and if, when he visits an
other establishment, he shows thc
least sign of intoxication, no liquor
will be served out to him.- Belfast
Witness.
New Zealand Drink Cure.
In New Zealand a man who drinks
too much for his own good may bc
summoned before any justice of thc
peace on complaint of any member of
his family or other person interested.
Witnesses are then heard, and if it
can be proved that he "misspends,
wastes and lessens his estate, general
ly injures his health and endangers
and interrupts the peace and happi
ness of his family," the magistrate
will issue a written order to all deal
ers within his jurisdiction forbidding
them to furnish him with any intoxi
cating liquors for a period of 12
months.
There is hope for thc tippler who
will read a temperance paper. Ile
is open to conviction. The constant
dropping of water will wear away a
stone.
There is not a vice or a disease
or a calamity of any kind that has
not its frequent rise in the public
house. ;. _
It takes but a minute to overcome
tickling in the throat and to stop a
cough by the use of One Minute
Cough Cure. This remedy quickly
cures all forms of throat and lung
troubles. Harmless and pleasant to
take. It prevents consumption. A
famous specific for grippe and its after
effects. Bvans Pharmacy.
>*o USP For Clothes.
! Capt. Fred 0. Littlchalcs, of thc
British steamer Kurdistan, in port
with a cargo of nitrate from thc west
coast of South America, gave an inter
esting account of his long voyage, just
! completed to a reporter. The Kurdis
tan is nov; in the Cramps' dry dock.
Thc Kurdistan sailed in thc Spring
of 1S!)9 for Montevidcar und thence in
ballast proceeded through thc Straits
of Magellan to the west coast. On
July 26, thc Kurdistan, after discharg
ing at Montevideo, weighed anchor for
Caronel. Capt. Littlehales had deter
mined to go through the Straits of Ma
gellan, both for the reason that he
might shorten his voyage and avoid
thc stormy Cape Horn. To do so
it was necessary to take on a pilot, and
this devolved upon an xVmerican named
Gaskiel, who was found out of work in
Montevideo and who was well acquaint
ed with the southern extremity of
South America.
The Kurdistan's run was a slow one.
Capt. Littlehales had little cause to
hurry, and he availed himself of the
excellent opportunity afforded to
study those comparatively unknown
regions.
By far the most interesting experi- !
enees occurred after passing through '
the Straits of Magellan and heading
up the west coast. Near the southern
extremity of Patagonia, on the Pacific
side, are myriads of islands. They ex
tend for several hundred miles up the
coast, and are separated from the main
land by a channel about twelve miles
long.
The Kurdistan would run in the
daytime and anchor at night. Thc
crew found that the islands were in
habited by a wild set of savages, hith
erto unrecorded in books of travel
dealing with South America. The re
markable feature about the latter is
their immunity from cold.
Tt was lattitude 54, south, that the
natives first came under the observa
tion of Capt. Littlehales. He told a
reporter yesterday afternoon that at
that time it was so cold that the spray
was frozen on the rigging. Never
theless, despite this weather, the na
tive men were naked except for a loin
cloth of fur, and all that the women
wore was a long otter skin cape fasten
ed around the shoulders. Both men
and women were finely developed, al
though rather short in stature. Their
features were sharper and more intel
ligent than those of the Esquimaux.
-mau ? ?*- -
Miss Annie E. Gunning, Tyre,
Mich., says, "I suffered a long time
from dyspepsia; lost flesh and became
very weak. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
completely cured me." It digests
what you eat and cures all forms of
stomach trouble. It never fails to
give imm?diate relief in thc worst
cases. Evans Pharmacy.
- Fancy his chagrin: He was
writing to his girl and to his washer
woman. Got the letters mixed.
The latter was surprised at the sweet
missive and thc other-well how
would she feel at reading, "If you
don't quit wrinkling up my shirt
bosom I'll try someone else."
:'Onc Minute Cough Cure is the
best remedy I ever used for coughs
and colds. It is unequalled for
whooping cough. Children all like it,"
writes H. N. Williams, Gentryville,
Ind. Never fails. It is the only
harmless remedy that gives immediate
results. Cures coughs, colds, hoarse
ness, croup, pneumonia, bronchitis
and all throat and lung troubles. Its
early use prevents consumption.
- In the summer the Northern
Hemisphere is turned more perpen
dicalarly toward the sun, hence it is
warmer in summer than in winter, j
when that hemisphere is turned more
sideways to thc sun. In the summer
the earth is more distant from thc sun
than in wiuter.
Mr. J. Sheer, Sedalia, Mo., saved
his child's life by One Minute Cough
I Cure. Doctors had given her up to
die with croup. It's an infallible
cure for coughs, colds, grippe, pneu- |
moni;', brunchii.is and throat and lung j
troubles. Relieves at unce. Kvans :
Pharmacy.
She Took His Advice.
A bashful youth in Harlem fell in
love last summer at thu seashore with
a girl from Cleveland, but he could
never screw up courage enough to pro
pose. This caused him much anguish
of soul and made the girl despise him
a little for a ninny. After vacation
was over and they were separated, a
novel fell into his hands, in which the
hero won his bride by making so
brusque and offhand a proposal that it
startled her into consenting before she
had time to think.
Thc Harlem man thought he would
adopt that plan, so after much cogita
tion and the writing of many letters,
only to tear them up at once, he
evolved and sent her this: "Dear
Girl: Let's get engaged." He con
sidered that a masterpiece, until her
answer, which was "Dear Boy:
Took your advice last night. Got en
gaged to Jack. Whom will you get
engaged to?" Then he kicked that
novel all around his room.-New York
Tribune.
J. B. Clark, Peoria. 111., says,
"Surgeons wanted to operate on me
for piles, but I cured them with De
Witt's Witch Hazel Salve." It is in
fallible for piles and skin diseases.
Beware of counterfeits. Evans Phar
macy.
- "I understand there arc some
firms that always give a young em
ploye a raise of salary when he mar
ries," she said. "It is a strange fact,"
replied thc cynical bachelor, "that
there arc men so constituted that
they enjoy encouraging other men to
get into trouble."
"I was nearly dead with dyspepsia,
tried doctors, visited mineral springs,
and grew worse. I used Kodol Dys
pepsia Cure. That cured me." It
digests what you eat. Cures indiges
tion, sour stomach, heartburn and all
forms of dyspepsia. Evans Pharmacy.
- The town of Lewis, England, has
a woman grave digger, who has attend
ed to all the work in cemetery for 25
years.
Purify the sewers of the body and
stimulate tho digestive organs to main
tain health, strength and energy.
Prickly Ash Bitters is a tonic for the
kidneys, liver, stomach and bowels.
For sale by Evans Pharmacy.
- A herring weighing six or seven
ounces is provided with about 30,000
eggs.
Constipation leads to liver trouble,
and torpid liver to Bright's disease.
Prickly Ash Bitters is a certain cure
at any stage of the disorder, ^old by
Evaos Pharmacy.
- Nothing hurts a dignified man
more than to lutvc a nonentity call
him by his first namo.
OFFICE IK" MASONIC TEMPLE.
r-*r- Gas ind Cocaine used for Extract
T'5-fiE PL&CE FOR
Have your repairs done by them. They do first-class work,
and guarantee it.
THOMSON CYCLE W?HS,
THE BICYCLE PEOPLE.
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YANDIYER BROS.,
MERCHANTS,
^ItE WIDE OPEN FOR BUSINESS in their elegant New Store-room
Between Masonic Temple and the New Bank,
And respectfully and earnestly invite you to cati and seo thom, inspect their Stock
of (roods and get acquainted with their way of doing business. We promise t)
fully pay you for the lew feet von have to walk off the Square to not to us.
We are going to carry by far the best Stork we huvd ever carried, and promise
you more tor your money than anybody. We mean business. Try us and seo if
this isn't a true statement.
Splendid high-grade lino of SHOES, ROOTS, HATS and STAPLE DRY
GOODS. Get our pricer ami see if they ur? not right.
We are going to handle at, BOTTOM PRICER, CORN, OATS, BRAN. HAY,
BAGGING and TIES, BACON, L? RD, and other lleiwv Goods, at SELLING
PRIDES.
We h'nrtllv appreciate your liberal trade in the past, sud promise to show our
appreciation for that trade. Come tn sf-e us in our new place. We will appreciate
it more th ?MI ever before. You will rind us nicely quartered.
Free City Delivery. Phone 7f>. Promptness in everything.
Yours grateful Iv,
VANDIVER BROS.
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Heals the Kidneys. Cleanses and regulates
the Liver. Strengthens the digestion and
removes constipated conditions in the Bowels.
IT IS FOUR MEDICINES SN ONE. A SYSTEM TONIC PAR-D1CELLENCE.
PRICE $1.00 PER BOTTLE. PREPARED BY PRICKLY ASH BITTERS CO.
SOLD BT AI* DRUGGISTS.
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THIS WEEK?
If so, ve have all kinds of Bargains in
all Departments.
FOR this week and next week we will give you CUT PRICES on
CAPES, JACKETS,
BLANKETS, HEAVY GOODS.
In fact, we give you special prices on everything, and you can't afford to
look over these prices. If you buy your
DRESS GOODS,
TRIMMINGS and
MILLINERY
From us we give you only the latest styles. A splendid line of FRINGES,
FURS, etc., in Trimmings.
We have an entire new line of UNDERWEAR, FLANNELS, and
Winter Gocds of all kinds.
Shoes for Everybody,
And at prices never heard of before.
OUR GROCERY DEPARTMENT
Is complete.
Call in and see us before buying.
Youri truly,
MOORE, ACKER & CO.,
EAST SIDE PUBLIC SQUARE-CORNER STORE.
Free City Delivery.
JOHN A. HAYES
Sells HYNDS' Home-made SHOES-Home-made Leather,
Honest Work, Honest Loather Honest Prices.
npHE largest Shoo Factory and Tanuery South. Tho BEST SHOES made in the
JL World. Tho only combined Shoe Factory and Tannery in tho United States.
A Solid, First-elae?, A No. 1, Best Gainesville Shoes.
If you want cheap, shoddy. i?.iper shoes don't buy these-ours will not suityou,
but if you want the best Shoes at popular prices buy burs, they will please you.
The prices rauge from Fifty cents to Five Dollars a pair; any price you want.
They aro the cheapest because they are tb? be?/; made of our own pure Oak-bark
Tanned Leather, "Soft, Elastic and Kt ron sr." Nothing equals it for wear, and that is
what you want. Try one pair and you will buy them again. Buy our beet quality.
$4.00 and $5.00 Shoes for $3.00 and $3.50._
With $6.75 !
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Yon can g*o to -
OSBORNE L OSBORN'S
And get a good COOKING STOVE with 32 pieets of nice, smooth and use
ful ware, guaranteed to give satisfaction. VVe also have the IRON KING,
ELMO, LIBERTY STEEL RANGES, and other good makes of Stove*
The bigest Stove House in the City.
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Chinaware, Glassware, Tinware and Crockery.
?ST PRICES RIGHT. Come aud see for yourself, and let us show you
through.
Yours truly,
' OSBORNE & OSBORNE.
4 " The Best Company-The Best Policy." ?
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4 OF NEWARK. N. J.
^ This Company lias been in successful business for fifty-four years; bas
A paid policy-holders over ?105,000,000, and now bas cash assets of o\w
' $ti7,(XK),00u. It issues tho plninest and best policy on the market. After TWO
annual premiums have been paid it
rniiavTPvsi 1. Cash Value. 3, Extended Insurance. 5. Incmcte?
I 2 Loau Value. 4. Paid-up Insurance. tabtlity.
Also l*u> s Large Annual Dividends.
M. M. MATTISON,
State Agent for South Carolina, ANDERSON, S. C., over P. 0.
Resident Agent for FIRE, HEALTH and ACCIDENT Insurance.
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BOYS' STEAM LAUNDRY !
The Most Complete and Up-to-Date Laundry in the State,
Every Machine the latest improved, and designed to do most perfectwork
Under thc superintendence ot' an experienced Laundryman, with a corps
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PRICES LOW. Quality of work unexcelled. Give us a trial.
AV. F. BABB, Business Manager,
Located at rear of Fant's Book Store?