The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, August 30, 1899, Page 7, Image 7
CUTTIN RUSHES.
.Ob, maybe it was yesterday, or fifty years ago!
' ileself was risin early on a day for cuttin
rushes;
Walkin up the Brabla' bum, still the sun was
low,
Now I'd hear the burn run, an then I'd hear
the thrushes.
Yoong, still young, an drenchin wet the grass,
Wet the golden honeysuckle hangin sweetly
down!
Here, lad; here! Will ye follow where I pass.
Aa find me cutlin rushes on the mountain?
Then was it only yesterday or fifty years or so?
Sippin round the bog pools high among the
heather,
The book it mailt eic hand sore, I had to lave
it go;
'Twas he that cut the rushes then for me to
bind together.
Come, dear, come, an back along the burn
See the darlin honeysuckle hangin like a
crown!
?Quick! One kiss! Sure, there's some one at the
turo!
"Oh? we're afther cuttin rushes on thc moun
tain!"
Yesterday, 3esterday, or fifty years ago * *. .
2 waken out o' dreams when I hear the sum
mer thrushes.
Oh, -that's thc Brabla' burn, I can hear it sing
an flow,
For all that's fair, I'd sooner see a bunch o'
green rushes.
Eua, burn, run! Can ye mind when we were
young?
The .honeysuckle hangs above, the pool ? dzrk
?n brown.
Sing, bum, run! Can ye mind when we were
sung
The day wc cut the rashes on the mountain?
-Moira O'Neill in Blackwoods Magazine.
I MAID MATTIE. ?
4* Unselfish to the Last, She Sup? 4~
v J. ported Her Benefactors. jj
4-* M-M-M-M' I"!"M-:->K?H?>W"H4
There was always a profusion of old
fashioned blossoms in the' garden that
sloped from the little white house to
the water's edge. My early recollection
of it is of a spot where the sun shone
more brightly than elsewhere. The
mingled scents of the flowers and the
salt sea are as fresh and sweet as the
story that was enacted here years ago.
Mattie was the maid to Miss Priscilla
and her sister, Miss Miriam, who dwelt
in the cottage then. When little more
than a child she was "taken home" by
the two elderly spinsters, who dealt
most kindly by the orphan from that
day.
The Misses Lorimer were spoken of
as "very.genteel ladies," although their
antecedents were unknown. They had
settled in the fishing hamlet when both
-were still comparatively young, but
they had always maintained a marked
reserve and had mixed little with the
inhabitants.
.On the . day Mattie learned some
- thing of the past and realized fully the
precarious future of her old ladies life
: became an astounding, but, above all, a
stern reality to her. A letter came that
morning' addressed in a strange hand
to Miss Lorimer.. The post mark was
"London"-that faroff place associated
in Mattie's mind with pavements of
gold and the palatial homes of wealthy
bankers. It was there the banker lived
who was own brother to the Misses
Lorimer.
Mattie handed, the letter to Miss
Priscilla where she sat at the head of
the frugal but dainty breakfast table,
and left the room. The door was all
but closed when she heard her mis
tress cry:
"He is dead, Miriam! Ob, Miriam,
Ceorge is dead!"
The distress in the voice she loved
held Mattie.
"What!" cried Miss Miriam. "No, no;
it Is not possible, The debt! God
would not call him hom? before his
work was done!"
"His work ls done. The last of the
.debt was cleared a week ago," Miss
Priscilla answered with a forced cairn
that hurt the listener more than her
poignant cry. The letter rustled in the
old lady's trembling fingers with the
sound of autumn leaves in the wintry
windy and Miss Miriam's low moaning
intensified the effect of sudden storm
and disaster.
"George gone, George gone! And he
.the youngest! We have nobody now.
What will become of us?" Fear made
the last words faint.
"We have God," said Priscilla.
"You do not say 'Our Father!'"
Miriam's voice had hardened strangely.
"Don't, sister, don't!" cried the elder
^quickly. "Your bitterness gives him
another wroug to answer for at the
last judgment-and he has surely
enough."
"Poor father! You are right, sister."
A sorrowful silence fell on the sunny
room, the windows of which faced the
south and the sea.
The thoughts of the sisters were in
communicable even to each other.
"We have not seen George for 25
years/' Miriam remarked after a time.
"Aye, he grudged the expense of the
long .lourney-dear laddie!" Priscilla's
voice, broke in a dry sob, but neither of
the si sters bad shed a tear. They
would not mourn too grievously tho
brother whose life had been ?o noble
in their eyes in its stern devotion to a
high ideal of rectitude. Besides, they
had known a worse sorrow thin such
a death as George Lorlmer's could
bring.
"What does the lawyer say' about
.about his circumstances?" It was
Miriam who put the anxious question.
She waa one of those timid women
who live in constant fear of destitution
-they who are instinctively conscious,
poor taings, of their incapacity.
-"He had a decent burial, and-and
there seems to be a little over-enough
to do our tum."
"Thank God!"
- It was at this moment the little maid
outside the door burst into uncontrol
lable weeping, and the elder of the sis
ters roue from her place and followed
ber to tie kitchen.
Through her tears the girl saw how
Miss Priscilla's expression altered
?when alone with ber-it had turned to
one of blank despair.
"Mattie," she whispered, "I must tell
somebody or it will be too much for
me. I had to spare poor Miriam, but
that was a falsehood I told her."
"You may call it that, ma'am! I
.jon't." And Mattie set her lips In a de
termined way she had, while a look of
loving admiration shone through ber
tears.
"I'm afraid you don't understand,
Mattie," continued Miss Priscilla,
speaking with painful effort. "My sis
ter and I will bc hard put to lt now
not to starve. My brother is dead. We
have nothing to depend on for a living
-nothing and nobody."
"?ou've me," quoin '.tfaiuw uiu
ly.
"We'll not be able to afford a
ant now, Mattie," said the old
very sorrowfully.
"You'll have a servant, Miss Ti
la, as long as I've a pair of ham
do your work."
And for no reasoning of Miss
cilia's would Mattie budge an
from her decision.
Miss Lorimer had a feeble cons
tion, and the shock, ol' her brot
sudden death made a chronic in
of her. Miss Miriam was almos
helpless in her way, and it is hai
tell what would have become of
sisters had it not been for Mattie,
was their sole support, but the rem
able thing is that nobody knew il
cept poor old Miss Priscilla her
The girl guarded her mistresses' i
as carefully as; if it were her own
As soon as possible Mattie sta
the various small industries by w
she managed to keep the pot bo:
for three. The little white house
longed to the sisters, and that less?
her difficulties somewhat. Still it
no light task she had undertaken,
was at work early and late and
withal the cheeriest little woman
would meet in a day's march.
To the villagers who quizzed
about her industry and her earni
she declared she was "laying by"
her "providing"-she was not min
to be a portionless bride.
Her visits to the neighboring tc
with supplies of fruit and vegetal
for the market had set the gosi
agog, and .they had many dark h:
to make regarding her honesty. W
the girl invaded their own grou
however, and began to buy and re
the creels of fish, the sight of
depravity could no longer be endui
and they went in a deputation to
form and caution the old ladies.
The only bad effect of tbe ignor.
interference of these busybodies was
make Miss Miriam more intolerant
private of "Mattie's eccentricities" s
a little suspicion that the girl v
greedy. Mattie's indefatigable enei
became a source of irritation to 1
delicate old maid, who had not 1
key to it, and poor Miss Priscilla's
flee of mediator was not always
sinecure. But they seldom quarrel
outright, for Mattie rarely forgot tl
Miss Miriam had been "kept in 1
dark/' and, besides, she had a tact
way with her. Scenes like the folio
lng were of frequent occurrence, ho
ever.
Mattie's bright face would lc
round the sitting room door of a moi
lng. "Oh, Miss Miriam, If you're u
too busy, would you mind plucking
few young peas? I must finish t
washing, but I would like to take thc
! to the market today. They're scarce
' Miss Miriam would continue to ni
ble the end of her quill pen reflectivel
(She is seated at her desk. It is Mi
Miriam's belief that she has the poet
gift, and her time is much occupied
its exercise.)
"It's such a lovely morning," sa;
Mattie persuasively.
"Dear, dear! If you only knew wh;
it means to be disturbed at such m
ments! But you have no tact, no co:
sideration; you will never learn, Ma
tie!" cries the lady pettishly.
'Tm so sorry, ma'am, but the pei
will so soon be past their best, and"
"The peas, indeed! And what of m
Ideas? If I do not pluck them whe
they are ripe, they wither also."
"But think of the price they'
fetch!" cries the maid, her mind upo
the peas.
"The price! Thank goodness, I hav
never put my gift to base uses-an
never will! Mattie, it grieves me t
see you becoming so mercenary. I d
not think I can possibly afford tim
for the peas this morning."
"Dear Miss Miriam, not if I tell yo
I want the money to buy a cliicken fo
Miss Priscilla? She enjoyed the las
so much. I assure you, it's not for my
self this time."
"That alters the case entirely. Cei
taiuly, certainly, we must get a chid;
eu for Miss Priscilla." Then the goo<
lady sets her cap straight, and take
her way contentedly to the sunn:
garden.
It was during thc -first winter-a sc
vere one, as luck would have It-tha
Mattie ' had her hardest struggle tc
luep the wolf from the door. She har
not yet started the little poultry farn
which yielded her a tolerable income
later on: The garden was empty, save
for the small household supply of win
ter potatoes. Fruit3, flowers and vegc
tables were no longer available, ami
the sailings and catches of the fishing
fleet were most irregular. In spite ol
the girl's efforts to earn enough by bei
needle, thc pinch of want was felt in
the little home. Iz was Miss Priscilla's
painful anxiety on account of her
sister and Mattie that' roused the latter
to her utmost endeavor. She bethought
ber of a plan, and straightway entered
into a compact with a cousin of hers,
a young fisherman, who had shown
himself very friendly toward her of
late. He was to lend her his cobble of
a night to go a-fishing in the firth on
her own account, and he would have a
percentage of her winnings. She made
the stipulations that he was not to
speak of the transaction to any one,
and that he would row the boat to the
water gate of her garden when she
wanted it.
The plan worked well, and Mattie
spent roany a long hour on the cold,
dark waters after her old ladies were
safely disposed of for tbe night.
Meanwhile it had dawned upon the
heavy but calculating brain of Peter
Small, Mattie's cousin, that the girl
would make a desirable wife; she was
so active and so well gathered, if re
port spoke truly.
Peter was not au ill favored fellow,
and Mattie, being one of those who are
keenly sensitive to kindness, felt most
kindly disposed toward him. She was
so free from self Interest herself that
it was the last thing she suspected in
others.
Before long Peter spoke of marriage.
The girl received his proposal en
couragingly, but told him she was not.
free to marry so long as the old ladies
lived. Thc young man's amazement
was followed by something like con
tempt. Still, he did not believe that
this was anything more than a whim.
As the weeks passed, however, and
his persuasions were of no avail to
move Mattie from her resolve, he be
came very angry in secret. He did not
quarrel with her outright, because of
his exaggerated notion of her monetary
value.
He cudgeled his brain for some way
ot bringing lier to reason', -a? nc
phrased it, and at last he hit upon a
scheme. It was one only likely to oc
cur to a selfish and unscrupulous man,
but that was of no consequence to
Peter.
One night, on the plea of helping
Mattie with the lines, Peter stepped
aboard the cobble and rowed her out
to her fishing ground. Anchoring the
boat securely, he seated himself on a
thwart within reach of the painter.
' Mattie had tried to dissuade him
from accompanying her, and she was
surprised he should ignore her wish.
Still, she was not altogether displeased
to have his company.
It was one of those nights in which
the dim starlight seems to intensify
the darkness of land and sea. The
heaving waters had a phosphorescent
gleam, and the waves mounted sullenly
as the wind from the east swept across
them in stinging gusts.
But for Peter's companionship Mattie
would have felt the solitude "eerie."
Yet they had little to say to each other.
They worked with a will. Fish were
plentiful, and in a couple of hours they
had caught as many as Mattie wanted.
"We'll be weighing anchor now," she
said.
"Not quite yet, lass," quoth Peter in
a dry tone. "I came here tonight mean
ing to get your promise to marry me a
fortnight from now, and we'll up an
chor only when you've given it."
"You'll row me ashore at once, Peter,
or I'll never forgive you," cried Mattie,
amazed and indignant.
"I'll row you ashore as soon as you
give me your word-not till then," said
Peter doggedly.
"You're never in earnest." Mattie
was beginning to tremble a little in
the darkness.
'"Am I not? I'm thinking I've pinned
you this time, my lass!" And he laugh
ed exultantly.
. Mattie was speechless for the mo
ment, dazed by the revelation of his
character. It seemed to her that she
looked suddenly into a gulf of horrid
darkness. \Vhat a cruel heart he must
have to think of taking so mean;an ad
vantage! He knew so well how afraid
she was lest the old ladies should learn
of these midnight excursions of hers.
It would break Miss Priscilla's heart to
know of the hardships she had borne,
however cheerfully, for her sake. As
for the other'sister, she would be dis
graced forever in Miss Miriam's eyes.
Her own silence would Insure that.
"Well, are you content to stop here
till daylight?" cried Peter, breaking in
on her troubled thoughts. "There will
be a fine stir at the cottage when the
Misses Lorimer wake up and want
their breakfast," he added craftily.
At this Mattie sprang to her feet and
stretched across to grasp the anchor
rope, but he held her off. Then he
taunted her with her powerlessness.
She confided to me long afterward
that she knew the sort of despairing
rage that tempts a being in extremity
to take the life of another.
Peter drove her back to the seat she
had quitted. Then she shipped the
oars into the rowlocks and, strove with
all her might to drag the boat from its
moorings, but it was useless.
"Come, Mattie, be a sensible woman
for once and give in. It beats me to
know what you make such a to do
for."
Mattie's answer was a cry of despair.
It was that I heard as I was returning
to the coast guard station after my
night's round of inspection.
Mattie's despair was not unfounded.
What was the use of telling this man
the true facts of the case-that the
poor old ladies had nobody to look to
but her? He would only sneer. She.
need not throw herself upon his gen
erosity; he had none. He was hard
as flint. He would keep his word in
spite of all she could say or do. Day
light would find her here if she did not
promise. Could she promise-for their
sakes? But would it be^best for them
In the end? That question saved Mat
tie. She saw so clearly that the wife
of Peter Smail would have little power
to minister to others.
"You can stay here till doomsday,
Peter, but you'll never get me to say
I'll marry you. That idea is gone, once
and for all. I've changed my opinion
of you this night as I-as I never
thought to"- Her words ended in a
sob.
Peter's anger rose. He began lo
threaten and to bully her, thinking
probably that her tears betokened a
weakness that demanded such treat
ment. But he was struck dumb of a
sudden by the sound of approaching
oars.
"Ahoy, there!" Mattie cried out, her j
voice full of joyful relief.
It suffices to tell that I rescued Mat- j
tie by cutting the cobble adrift from ?
lier moorings when the surly fellow nt
the bow still refused to haul up the
anchor, for I am merely the chronicler
of a page in Mattie's life which proves
her to have abbeert as brave, generous ,
and faithful as that of any heroine of
fiction.
* *?**'.-.?.
A number of years later Mattie stood
in the old fashioned garden. Two
young girls were chasing each other
round the flower beds. Mattie's eyes
were unusually dreamy. Coming up
behind her, unobserved, I said:
"I can tell who you are tninking of."
"I dare say. The dear old ladles! 1
miss them sometimes even now. You
see, since the babies grew up there are
noue of you quite helpless enough,"
she replied, with a whimsical smile.
"I'll soon be au old, decriplt mau," 1
remarked cheerfully.
She looked a loving reproach.
"Priscilla! Miriam!" she called to
the youngsters, "come to dinner. Fa
ther is home."-New York Times.
Tennyson'* "Crossing; the Bar."
I remember Tennyson saying one
day. when he was smoking by the fire,
that that was his greatest time for
Inspiration, "but I seldom write down
anything; thousands of lines float up
this chimney."
Do you know how he came to write
his beautiful "Crossing the Bar?" He
had been very iii, aud one day, when
be was convalescent, he was sitting
grumbling. Suddenly his nurse said
to him. "You ought to be ashamed of
yourself, Mr. Tennyson; you ought to
be expressing your gratitude for your
recovery from a very bad illness by j
giving us something, by giving it to ?
tho world."
He went out and straightway wrote I
"Crossing the Bar," and brought lt to -
the nurse as a peace offering,-Loudon j
THE WAYS WE LAUGH
THEY DIFFER AS MUCH AS DO OUR
VOICES OR OUR FACES.
While Men Commonly I se thc A und
O Style, Women funnily Indulgre In
the F. nuil I Brand-A Ij&uf?h That
Won Napoleon a. Battle.
Since the days of Adam, who is said
to nave invented laughter when he
awoke and saw Eve by his side, no
two people have laughed alike. The
laugh is as distinct as the voice.
Women laugh differently from men,
children from women; indeed, even
the laugh of a full bearded man is dif
ferent from that which be laughs when
he has shaved.
The Abbe Damascene thought he had
discovered in the various enunciations
of laughter a sure guide to the tem
peraments of the laughers. Thus he
said "Ha" ha! ha!" belonged to a
choleric person; "He! he! he" to a
phlegmatic one, and "Ho! ho! ho!" to
the sanguine. And it is a scientific
fact that, while men commonly laugh
in A and O, women usually laugh in
B and I.
Those who practice laughing to any
extent have been divided wittily into
dlmplers-and to know how charming
they can be one bas only to go back to
Charles Reade's "Simpleton With a
Dimple"-smilers, grinners, horse
laughers and sneerers. This is to lay
down a science of laughing, for which
there might have-been need had our
generals in the late war taken up the
idea of old Bulow, who proposed to
form troops, in face of the enemy, in
line of battle and order them to ad
vance with their arms at a shoulder
and salute the foe with ringing bursts
of laughter.
"Be sure," said Bulow, "that your
opponents, surprised and dismayed at
this astonishing salute, would turn
about and run ofL"
Perhaps this scheme would not work
now, while the present long range ar
tillery is used; but, as a matter of fact,
it is related that the Mamelukes once
turned tail from an assault upon thc
French in Egypt on hearing tho roar
of laughter with which Napoleon's
veterans greeted the command, "Form
in squares, asses and men of science
in the center."
Great men often have fancied it a
part of greatness to refrain from hilar
ity. Philip IV of Spain is said to have
laughed only once in his life. That
was when his bride, Anne of Austria,
wept at hearing that the queens of
Spain had no feet. She took with Ger
man literalness an old piece of Spanish
courtesy. As she was Journeying to
ward Spain some German nuns met
her and desired to present some stock
ings of their own knitting. The worthy
princess was about to accept the gift
when a Spanish grandee of her suit in
terfered with the remark that it would
be against etiquette, as the queens of
Spain were not supposed to have any
use for stockings, whereat thc princess
began to weep, understanding, poor
woman, that ou ber arrival in Spain
her feet would be cut off.
Lord Chesterfield said, "Nobody has
seen me laugh since I have come to my
reason," and Congreve makes his Lord
Froth in the "Double Dealer" say,
"When I laugh, I always laugh alone."
Young people and fools laugh easily,
says an old proverb, which often has
proved true.
Nevertheless the singer Robert gave
lessons in laughter in Paris and in Lon
don in 1805, and, so far at least as
filling his own purse went, with suc
cess. He held that men and women
could not laugh "decently and sys
tematically" without proper training
and said that a person who could ?laugh
only in one tone seemed to him like
one who could say only oui and non,
but that a trained laughter should ex
press many things.
It is a curious fact that it is only
among the French and among the an
cients that we read of people laughing
themselves to death. We, in our days,
must have cither more jokes or a dull
er appreciation of wit Zeuiris is said
to have died of laughing at a painting
of an old woman, his own handiwork.
Philemon expired laughing at a donkey
who ate so contentedly the philoso
pher's figs that, with bis last articulate
breath, he sent out his last glass of
wine to the beast, who drank it with
equal enjoyment and thus proved him
self, it *|g>uld seem, not such a donkey
after ul.^
lt remains true, however, that laugh
ter is good for the health. "Laugh and
grow fat" is the old proverb. Syden
h?m maintained that the arrival of a
clown in a village was as wholesome
as that of 20 donkeys laden with drugs.
Tissot, the famous French physician,
cured consumption and liver com
plaints by causing his patients to
laugh, and Erasmus, through immoder
ate laughter at the rude Latin of Hut
ten's "Letters of Obscure Men," broke
an internal abscess which bad long
plagued him.
"When a man smiles, and much more
when be laughs, it adds something to
his fragment of life," said Sterne, who
wished laughter enumerated in the ma
teria medica, holding it as a curative
of the same kind as coughing, sneez
ing and perhaps vomiting, only much
pleasanter than any of these.
Queer Business Combinations.
Some Chicago men carry on at the
same time two or more different lines
of business. Sometimes these combi
nations are laughable. Over the door
of a store in Wells street is a sign
which announces "Wholesale Popcorn
and School of Magic." In the window
of an office in Madison street is an an
nouncement that within are to be had
"Books on Love and Poultry Raising."
A South Side humorist has a placard
in his basement window which reads,
"Lunches Put {Jp and Carpets P?Jt
Down."
- Anyone who has ever picked up .
with a bare hand a piece of intensely
cold iron knows that thc touch burns
almost as badly as if the metal were
red hot. Indeed the action of great
heat and extreme cold arc so similar
that a Hungarian chemist has turn
ed the latter to aocount to prepare
meats for food. He subjects the
meat to 60 degrees of frost and then
seals it up in air tight can9. The
result is that the meat is- practically*
*''cooked by cold."
SIM WAS LATE.
Thc Kind Old Gentleman Did the Ex
plaining For Him.
They are middle aged married peo
ple now, but their wedding is kept in
greener remembrance than that of
many a couple since married in the
same community. He was a young
hardworking farmer out near the mid
dle of the state, she the blooming
daughter of a neighboring farmer who
had accumulated a nice fortune, had a
fine tract of land, a pretentious coun
try home and a family that was looked
up to by most of the community. He
had worked his own way to the front,
and there was nothing that he admired
more in young men than the qualities
that had won him success. So Sim,
for that was the youth's name, was in
the good graces of the father as well
as of thc daughter.
On the day appointed for the wed
ding the guests moved toward the big
house from all directions and in all
kinds of vehicles. It was a holiday
with them all, social distinctions in
terfering very little with a universal
invitation throughout the large circle
of acquaintanceship. Preparations for
entertaining the assemblage were of
the most elaborate and hospitable
character. There was more food than
is ordinarily provided for a regiment
of soldiery. There were cider and
apples by the barrel, and the mist that
poured from the kitchen windows was ?*>
freighted with appetizing odors. The
parson was there, the choir from the
little church was there, and a few rel
atives from abroad were there to en
joy the festivities.
The bountiful table was set, the
bride was dressed, tbe parson had be
gun to move about uneasily, and the
good wife, after visiting the veranda
several times, called her husband to
one side and talked briefly in a low
tone. Then he knitted his brows,
scanned the road in both directions
and muttered to himself. Before long
he put on his hat, slipped quietly up
the back way and was soon on the
roof, again studying the road. There
were growls from the kitchen that the
victuals were getting cold, and the
consoling voices heard in the bride's
room did not serve to drown the sound
of her weeping. It was a full hour
after the time appointed for the wed
ding, and the bridegroom had not ar
rived.
The old gentleman went about look
ing as though he wanted to hurt some
one. The mother bravely kept up ap
pearances, and the parson looked at
his open face watch at least twice
every three minutes. The presence of
a crisis could be heard in the air, and
the general nervousness increased as
the time for lt approached.
"Gosh!" shouted a youngster who
was whittling at the horse block, "see
that feller ride."
Every eye followed the direction in
dicated by^ the boy's knife blade and
saw a veritable rough rider dashing
down the wooded hill half a mile
away. Even on the steep descent the
horse was urged to his utmost, and as
he straightened away on the level it
could be seen that he was cruelly
driven. On he came, reeking, breath
ing in gasps, his nostrils distended and
his head straightened to ease his
breathing.
"Sim," said the father sternly as the
rider threw himself from the saddle,
"what does thi3 mean? You've upset
everything and Hattie's a'most crazy.
Now, where have you been, to come
gallopin up here like a wild Indian,
and the women folks most distracted?"
"Am I too late?" asked Sim excited
ly. "Just as I got ready I see that new
Holstein cow I bought break out of the
lower meadow, and I went after her.
She gi' me the all tiredest chase you
ever heard of, and blamed If I didn't
forget about the weddin till I run that
critter into Webb's yard and.the hired
girl told me the folks had: come over
here."
"Cow w?s'nt hurt none, was she?"
"Not a bit."
"Glad of it. That's the way to look
after things. Now you come right in
and get married and let me do the ex
plaining
Sim obeyed, and there was never a
merrier time at any one's marriage.
Detroit Free Press.
ThroTTlnsr Thing;? nt Cat?.
"It's a long time," said Mr. Glim
merton, "since I've read anything in
the papers about throwing things at
cats. There used to be frequent men
tion about how men threw bootjacks,
boots, water pitchers, coal scuttles and
fire tongs at them. 1 knew a man my
self once that threw a lighted lamp
at a cat on a fence. He never touched
the cat, but set the fence afire and had
to pay $7.
"But the custom bas not fallen alto
gether into disuse. There is a cat in
our neighborhood that walks along the
back fence at night, weeping and wail
ing in a manner most distressing to
hear. For a long time these unpopular
concerts were not disturbed, but night
before last we heard the sound of a
mighty blow upon the fence. It sound
ed like the crash of an immense rock.
It evidently missed the cat, but it end
ed the concert. The cat didn't come
back that night-we hope it never will.
How the man got the rock over there
wc don't know. Surely he never could
have thrown it that distance. He must
have rigged up a catapult-of some sort.
A catapult would be-very appropriate
for the purpose."-New York Sun.
Pleasures of Anticipation.
May-I shouldn't think you'd be feel
ing so gay after quarreling with Jack
last night.
Madge-But j?st think of making up
again!-Brooklyn Life.
His Position Augured.
"That youg couple must be engaged."
"Do they act spooney?"
"Nb, but bc smokes a pipe now when
they walk out in the evening."-Chi
cago Record.
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Tor Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears th?
Signature of
- lt is always better to astonish a
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- A girl says her engagement ring
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Test of Perseverance.
"If you over want a boy *:o work for
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j That is the advice of Daniel Ains
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! Mr. Ainsworth says this idea is not
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Mr. Sackett had several boys working
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ways put au advertisement in the
paper, and when tho boys came in an
swer to it he sent them all away wjtii
instructions to go out and find a four
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out it.
Mr. Sackett invariably engaged the
boy who came back first with the four
leaved clover, and the boy ueved failed
him.
Mr. Sackett's motive in this was not
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good luck, but that it took patience,
perseverence and persistent work to
find a four leaved clover, and that a
boy lacking in those qualities would
soon tire of the hunt, and that such a
boy was not worth hiring.-Kansas
City Star.
Fan For the Xelffhbom.
A youth in the east end caused quite
a sensation a few days since by start
ing out as an amateur mail carrier. His
mother had placed a large number of
letters which she had received from
her husband before marriage in a box
and stored the box in a closet in her
room. The precocious youth found the
box, and seeing so many letters con
ceived the idea of establishing a post
route in opposition to Uncle Sam. He
filled a small wagon with the missives
and unknown to his mother started out
on his route. He was industrious, and
called at every house in the block, leav
ing a letter at each one.
When the hopeful was returning he
was met by his mother and asked
where he had been. He promptly re
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volunteered the information that he
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up stairs and' had left one at every
house." The mother had a premonition.
She hurried up stairs and discovered
that ail the antenuptial missives which
she had so carefully preserved had
been distributed among her neighbors.
What the neighbors thought of the bil
let doux submitted for their perusal is
not known, but they were all promptly
returned.-Pittsburg Press.
- It is still undecided whether
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- If new clothes looked as unsatis
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ANDERSON, 8. C.
F?h 9,1898_S3_
THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
comry OF ANDERSON.
COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
James A. Watt, Plaintiff, against B I. Stewart,
E H. Simpson and A. C. Townsend, Defendant*.
-Summons for Belief-Complaint Served.
To the D?fendante B. I. Stewart, ? H. Simples,
and A. C Townsend ;
YOU are hereby summoned ?nd required to an
swer the Complaint in this action, of
which a copy is herewith served npon you, and to
serve a copy of your answer to the said Complaint
on the subscribers at their office, at Anderson C H..
S. C., within twenty days after the service hereof,
exclusive of the day ol such service ; and if yon
fail to answer the Complaint within the tim?
aforesaid, the Plaintiff in this action will apply.,
to the Court for the relief demanded in the Com
plaint.
Dated Anderson, S C. August 15,1399.
BONHAM ? WATKINS,
Plaintiff s Attorneys.
[SKIX] JOHN fi. WATKIBS, C. C. C. P.
To the absent Defendant, H. I. Stewart:
You are hereby notified that tbe Complaint ia
this action was this day filed in the office of John
C. Watkins, Esq, Clerk of the Court for said
County.
BONHAM & WATKINS,
Plaintiff's Attorneys.
August 15,1899_8_6_
THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COOJ?T?. or AKDKBSON.
COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
Robert A. Lewis, Plaintiff, against Amos N. Baga
dale, Mrs. Annie Bagsdale, et al., D?fendants.
Summons for Belie!-Complaint Served.
To the Defendants Amos N. Ragsdale, Mrs. Annie
Bagada!^ William M. Baggdale. J. S. Bagsdale,
J. A. Bag? dale, J. J. Bagsdale. W. a Stone. Mrs.
Luna Poore, James D. Stone, Bubba Daniel Lof
tia, Wilson Loftia, Ada Loftl?. Butha Poore,
Bebecca Cromer, Cornelia C. Beecc, Mary Shir
ley and J. M. Cox :
YOU are hereby summoned and required to an
swer the Complaint in thia action, of whkh
a copy is herewith served upon you, and to serve
a copy of your answer to the said Complaint on
the subscribers at their office, Anderson. Court
House, South Carolina, within twenty days after
the service hereof, exclusive of the day of anett
service ; and if you fail to answer tho Complaint
within the time aforesaid, the Plaintiff:: in ti>ia
action will apply to the Court for the relief de
manded in the Complaint.
Dated Anderson, 8. C., July 24, A D., 1899.
BONHAM Jc WATKINS,
Plaintiff's Attorney,
[SEAL ] JOHH C WATKIXS, C. C. C. P.
To the absent Defendants Bubba Daniel Loftia
and Mrs. Bebecca Cromer :
Yen rill take notice that the Complaint in thia
action was filed in the offic? of the Cleik of the
Court for said County on the 15th July, 1S99, abd
you must serve a copy of your answer thereto on
the subscribers at their omeo at Anderson, S. C.,
within twenty days after this service on vou
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