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HONOR.
Say, what is honor? "Tis the finest sense
Of justice which thc human mind can frame,
Intent each lurking: frailty to disclaim
And guard thc way of life from all offense
Suffered or done.
-William Wordsworth.
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^? A Story of Lovo and War.
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The date, July 8, 1863; place, Vicks
burg; dramatis persona?, 31,999 south
ern soldiers and myself.
The bot, dusty summer had dragged
its slow, pestilent length, until, surfeit
ed with the carnage, it stood blood red,
feverish, giving its victims opportunity
to do a little quiet writhing-to let
conscience get' in its work and gnaw
awhile. We had been penned in like so
many animals since early May, if yon
measure the period by the deliberate
.calendar-for an age, if I may be per
mitted to base a calculation on my per
sonal experiences. We, at least I, had"
been growing thinner, raggeder, hun
grier,'every week, every day, hour and
minute. This slump into the depths of
physical helplessness and sartorial dis
reputableness by no means surprised
me. ? man cannot wear one snit of
clothes two years, eat in it, sleep in it,
wade rivers in it and fight in it and
show np fit to have a tintype made of
himself. It would have wrenched my
faculties to have fixed upon the date
when a tailor had last run his tape
aronnd mo and noted the points of bis
survey by French chalkings, and when
I started ont to slay my quota of Yan
kees the suit I wore was discarded for
one much inferior in quality, although
^ et the time it represented to me some
thing infinitely beyond computation in
dollars or comparison in texture. I
whs, however, a little nonplussed over
my appetite. True, I could not have
?tated os solemn oath or affirmation
when my legs had been stretched under
bountifully laden mahogany. Bnt why
even a semblance of an appetite was
spared me was a gastronomic puzzle.
For a month my eyes had met such
sights as men in the clammy throes of
death, men mangled by shel!?, men with
bleeding stumps of legs and arms and
.carcasses of animals rotting in tne snn.
The air was foulness itself. By day the
buming sun swung its scorching torch
over this cesspool, creating odors inde
scribable. When night fell* the slime
and ooze from the ponds blown over the
city received poisonous aids in the sul
phurous spit of the screeching shells
from Porter's besieging fleet. Besides,
?we lived in caves or holes in the ground.
We had ta The rain of lead was terri
ble. And the ventilation of onr abodes
. was not np to modern sanitary raqui le
nients. I am quite certain on this point.
Spite of all this, I/had an adult appe
tite. 1 have never been so hnngxy since,
nor was I ever so hungry before.
He was a very-discerning and phil
osophic man-or, was it a woman ?
who said that clouds have silver lining.
Onr cloud was even finer than the phi
losopher's. It was silver mounted-top
ped oft with ornaments of the political
metal of such massiveness as to defy the
. corroding tooth. A courier passed
through the camp heralding the news
that "Old Pern" had grown weary
?whether of commanding 82.000 skele
tons with ravenous appetites, or of
shrieking shells, or of living under
ground, or of all combined was not
vouchsafed, bnt be had grown weary,
and we were notified to prepare to sur
render-rags, appetites and all-the
following day. I cannot say what emo
tions stirred me when I heard this an
nouncement. My ambition had suffered
.a collapse. The dream of my youth
vanished like a nickel on a bot day
.when exposed to the X rays of a large,
cool schooner of beer. There was some
consolation, however. The light of my
life had not been entirely extinguished.
* From the wreck and ruin, the chaos of
this disaster, I had saved my appetite.
If I could bnt work that off on some
Yankee and sit down and see him wres
tle with it, the spectacle would in part
compensate me for the overwhelming
humiliation under which I labored.
The next morning I was np betimes.
So also were the other 31,999 skeletons.
There was an air of nnnsnal animation
in camp. We seemed to be impressed
with the fact that we were about co in
augurate an epoch-two or three epochs
perhaps. We were to let the world into
the secret that we had reconsidered our
former resolve to wade chin deep in
Yankee gore. We were to give it ont
flat that it was a physical impossibility
for one southern American to annihilate
seven northern Americans. We were to
brighten np the historical tablets and
give the glorious Fourth a nineteeth
century significance-a sort of renewed
vim and vigor. Naturally we didn't
tbink we were engaged in all this gor
geous rejuvenation business at the time,
bnt that's what it amounted to in the
long run. Americans are Americans
whether they breathe the air of snowy
Wisconsin or balmy Florida. We can
see it now. We couldn't then.
When the hour for surrender arrived,
we were lined np ahd inventoried, rags
and appetites,.in accordance with the
rules and regulations in such cases
made and provided, and formally trans
ferred to the care and custody of the
United States government-in this in
stance Government with a very large
and formidable G. As a company of
Yankees swung down the line to add
due impressiveness to the solemnities
my attention was arrested by the bear
ing of the officer in command. It wa3
not his dress that caught me, for, truth
to say, that showed the effects of cam
paigning, and, while not so tattered as
my own, was decidedly rusty. But the
walk, th? swing of the arms, the car
riage of the head, were familiar. Pass
ing where I stood, our eyes met, and
my rags, appetite and utter despair
were entirely forgotten. It was Charlie
Cady, my old chum and the best friend
1 ever had on earth. Charlie and I had
met at college. When our school days
were at an end, we settled in the same
city and roomed together. His friends
were mine; mine were his.
In all ways but one our habits, tastes
and inclinations were alike. The excep
tion was political. He had been born
and raised np north, while my first
glimpse of the light was through the
magnolia trees in Dixie. This difference
or opinion aia not aisruroour relations,
however. Nothing could have done
that. While both of us were headstrong
and determined on the question, neither
for an instant doubted the sincerity or
honesty of pnrpose of the other. So it
came about that when the sections
called upon their children to come to
their aid Charlie loyally shouldered a
gun for his, and I as dutifully did the
same for mine. We parted in sadness,
but only as friends can part. At the
end of the line, his duties being ended
temporarily, Charlie at once made his
way back to me, and I shall never for
get his greeting. He grasped my hand
with such fervor and emphasis and
pulled me to him and hugged me with
such ferocity that speech was cut of the
question until his affectionate demon
strations had partially subsided. He
looked me over from head to feet, and
I never knew him to laugh more heart
ily.
"Jim," said he, finally catching his
breath, "this thing of busting up the
United States government isn't as soft
a snap as it's cracked up to be, is it?"
"No, captain"
"Charlie, if you please. "
"Well, no. Charlie, it isn't. Least
ways, I've discovered it isn't my forte.
If you can get me eome place where I
can hoe potatoes and eat a square meal
every week or two, I shall be perfectly
content to let this government go right
along doing business at the old stand
the balance of my days." .
We held half an hour's conversation,
devoted mostly to matters and things
pertaining to our earlier and better
days. I asked about Marion Dayton.
Was she alive, and if so did he think
she could ever forgive me for running
off south and kicking np such a row
that Charlie was compelled to go and
capture and lock me np to make me be
have? Marion Day ton 1 What delight
ful memories were aroused at mention
of her name. We used to call her our
sweetheart, though I some way felt she
was mere Charlie's than mine? being a
northern girl and of a loyalty so pro
nounced as to be with her a religion.
She was as kind, as gentle, as gracious
a girl as ever walked in the sunlight.
And mentally aa, bright and witty as
i she was gentle and gracions. It was re
! fresh ment to be in her company, even
to be where one could now and then
look into tte peaceful, lovable face of
the dear giri How natural it came to
ask Charlie what she wonld think of
my conduct.
"Why certainly, she'll forgive you,
Jim. Marion couldn't harbor ill feeling
against anybody, much less yon or me,
I Jim. Ton know that as well as I do.
But enough of that just now. Yon
will go north in a few days. My com
mand will be in charge and I hope to be
able to arrange matters so that if you
will agree to behave in future there
will be no great difficulty in the way of
getting you out of this pickle. Just
keep your own counsel, obey orders and
trust to me."
He pressed my hand and was away.
As he disappeared I made a mental re
solve to the effect that Charlie Cady
well, that Charlie and Marion were the
best and dearest people in this world of ?
sin and sorrow.
Ten days later we were in a north
ern prison. One morning an orderly
came in and beckoned me to follow him.
In an outer office I was put through
the fenn of swearing on my honor as a
soldier that until properly exchanged
(which I hoped would be never) I would
not attempt to overturn the United
States government, and the door to
freedom opened for me. On leaving my
escort placed a note, in my hand. It
was from Captain Cady, informing me
that he lay ill in St Louis and asking
me to call on him. I lost no time in
complying with the request. That even
ing I sat by his cot, forgetful of all my
misfortunes in ministering to his com
fort. Campaigning had broken him in
health. It was plain to see that unless
he could be relieved from duty he was
not long for this world. I was therefore
glad to learn that his application for
discharge had already been filed and
passed upon favorably and that as soon
as the surgeon deemed his removal safe
he wonld be restored to private life and
his friends. For a month I remained
with him, overjoyed at the end of that
time to emerge from the hospital with
my dearest friend on my aim. All that
he now required was quiet and rest.
With funds which he furnished-I was
a hopeless financial wreck-I hustled
around and secured apartments in a
private family on a clean, quiet street
in the west end and we settled down to
a resumption of an easy antebellum ex
istence. I had written for the press be
fore the notion seized me to- go out
with grim visaged war and whoop up
things and had little difficulty, in se
curing employment.
Charlie gained health and strength
daily, meals were coming with monot
onous regularity, and, to cap it all,
Marion, whose family had removed to
the city, was located only a few blocks
away. It was not long before Charlie
was in charge of the books in a bank.
Our situation, all in all, was so roseate,
so replete with all the elements that go
to make np "one glad, sweet song,"
that when I gave it the benefit cf delib
erate contemplation I reached the con
clusion that we were in clover head
high. Besides, had I not eased my con
science by expressing to Marion my re
gret at having ever tried to set up a
government in opposition to the one she
loved so well, and hadn't that delight
ful young woman laughingly forgiven
me and admonished me to be a good
and loyal boy in future? We were thr
old, affectionate trio again, each con
stantly doing something to enhance t.ie
happiness of the others. So the months
rolled by, Charlie won promotion at the
bank, but in spite of all this he be
trayed a restlessness at times which it
was useless for him to endeavor to hide
from me. This was not to my liking,
and I determined to make him aware of
the fact at the first opportunity. One
chilly, disagreeable evening in the fall
we were detained indoors by a depress
ing drizzle of rain. Charlie could not
entirely banish his "blues," and I took
him in hand. In an honr I had learned
enough to satisfy me that he was des
perately in love with Marion, bnt that
he could not make up his mind that he
bad sense en/jugh to make her under
stand his passion. I led him off into u
political discussion and by retiring time
he was glad to drop asleep and "leave
the world to darkness and tome." And
then I planned.
The following evening I made an ex
cuse to leave him and posted off to call
on Marion. It was the first time I had
ever oresented myself at her home un
attended ny cn arlie, i saw at once tn;<
she made a mental note of the oecnr
renee. The evening passed pleasantly
it could have passed in no other way in
euch a girl's society-and I was about
to take my departure.
"Marion," I said, "yon have been a9
a sister to me. The deep respect-nay,
affection-in which I hold you embold
ens me to speak to yon in cc. ^dence on
a subject in which I am profoundly in
terested."
She looked at me very, very seriously,
but said never a word. I proceeded :
"You and Charlie have been very
quiet about the matter. I did not think
either of you would treat me in that
way."
"Why, how you do talk, Jim! What
in the world is the matter? Goodness
me, what have we-what have I done ?"
Her manner was amazement itself.
"Why, Marion, yon two rascals have
it all arranged very nicely, so yon
think. Yon are to slip away and get
married, then return and just knock
me speechless with the news."
"Well, did I ever hear such talk in
my life?" She was making the house
ring with her merry laugh.
"My dear girl, let me speak serious
ly. I have a little secret myself. I'm
going to Cuba, to be absent quite awhile
-several months, in fact. But before I
leave I want to see you Charlie's wife.
Now, I want you two to get your heads
together'and reset that date^ bring it
close to hand and permit me to witness
the ceremony. Do this just to oblige
me.1 I haven't broached the subject to
Charlie, but I'm going to do so this
very night* I'm sure he'll do anything
for me, the dear fellow, and I don't see
why you can't think as much of me
and of my feelings as he does, do you?"
"Indeed I don't,", she said, with
sweet emphasis.
When I reached home, Charlie looked
up from his magazine and greeted me
with:
"Well, young man, give an account
of yourself. Where have you been to?
night?"
"Been over having a talk with Ma
rion."
He was all attention.
"Been talking mighty seriously to
her," I went on. "Subject, matri
mony."
"The devil yon say!"
"Pre-cisely. Asked her to get mar
ried."
"H-o-l-y M-o-8-e-s! And may I ask
when this highly interesting event is to
come off?"
He never in his life addressed me so
deliberately. His sarcasm hurt me, but
I felt that I deserved it.
"Whenever you say the word, Char
lie."
"Me? What have I to do with it?"
"Why, can't you see, yon idiotic,
loveable old fool? You're the chap who
is to do the marrying, not me!"
"Jim, for heaven's sake, speak with
some degree cf sense. Yon haven't been
drinking, I know, but you're befuddled
some way, certain. Explain yourself,
sir!" This just a bit savagely.
I couldn't worry him longer, so I
unfolded my scheme. I had simply
paved the way for him. All he had to
do was to go to the dear girl and avow
himself like the noble, manly, brave
fellow that he was, and-the minister
wonld do the rest.,
"Remember what yon said to me
that infernal hot day in July down in
Vicksburg, Charlie? Yon said, 'Obey
orders and trust to me. ' That's all I've J
got to say to yon now. Obey orders and
trust to me."
A few evenings following this seance
Charlie and I made a call on Marion.
I managed to slip away unobserved.
Well, you can guess. Charlie obeyed me !
to the letter. That was SO years ago. j
Prosperity overwhelmed the couple
with favors. He is a director in the
bank, a stockholder in a big corporation
and has a cash account that runs, away
off into a string of figures. She is the
same kind, gentle, gracions Marion.
Time evidently thinks as much of her
as I do, for he has not placed one gray
hair in ber dark locks. They live away
ont in the suburbs, and yon will see me
every Saturday in this car on my way
to spend the Sabbath with Charlie and
Marion-and the rest of the family!
They're all home but Jim. He's my
namesake. Jim's just graduated from
Harvard and writes me that be will go
to the Columbia Law school, top off
there and then hang ont; his shingle.
I've got the letter here in my pocket,
and his mother will be delighted to
read it. I don't mind telling yon that
it's my private opinion that one of the
presidents of these United States will
be named Jim Cady. And I want to
live to witness the inauguration.-St.
Louis Republic.
Berlin contains 110,000 Jews, and 45
per cent of the houses of Berlin belong
to Jewish owners.
- Don't forget that looking solemn
in church on Sunday does not give you
license to sell cloth with a short yard
stick on week days.
- If all men threw away money as
many throw away golden opportunities
the world would bc full of paupers.
- The first essential for enduring
hot spells is to get plenty of sleep.
There is eminent medical authority
for the statement that heat prostra
tions are due much more to the ex
haustion incident to insufficient sleep
on successive hot nights than to the
actual intensity of the daily heat.
- Ten cotton picking machines,
invented by Angus Campbell and made
in Pittsburg, are to be shipped to the
South for service this fall, says the
New York Tribune. Mr. Campbell
has been at work on this invention
for years, making one improvement
after another as experience suggested.
Last year encouraging results were
attained and an order for ten machines
was given. If this season's tests prove
satisfactory it is probable that his
backers, some Pittsburg men, will reap
a rich harvest in thc next few years.
CASTOR IA
Por Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
She : "I wouldn't marry you if ;
you were the last man on earth ?" j
He: "You wouldn't get a chance. I
I'd surely have my pick then.''
Vanity of Cannry Birds.
"Do yon know," said .inobservant
gentleman, "that, barring a man and a
peacock, I believe a canary bird is the
vainest of all creatures V Both ruy wife
and myself are very fond of pets, and
we keep several of these little sougsters
always in the honse. One of the cages
was an old affair, which had been in
the family for years, and was used as
much for tradition's as for economy's
sake. 1 had frequently remarked to my
wife that I believed the occupant cf
this cage was somewhat ashamed of his
shabby dwelling place and observed
with envious eyes the fact that the oth
er songsters were more artistically
lodged.
"Well, the old cage finally collapsed,
and it became necessary to purchase a
new one. In order to test my belief in
the intelligence of my feathered friend
I made it a point to get him the pret
tiest little brass house I could find. The
effect was magical. No sooner was he
turned into his new home than he be
gan to sing as ho had never sung be
fore, completely drowning out the music
of the other birds and behaving other
wise in a manner altogether becoming
his sodden rise in life. No proud panper
coming unexpectedly into an inherit
ance of great riches could more grace
fully have assumed a greater degree of
vanity."-Memphis Scimetar.
Choosing: a Wife For Her Teeth.
One of the most curious and interest
ing of bridal customs among the Eski
mos is the practice of choosing a bride,
not for her face, her figure or her for
tune, but for the excellence and strength
of her teeth.
Up in the polar circle, where a man's
blood freezes and parts of him drop off
at the touch of the icy blast, it is a
difficult matter to keep the untanned
skins from hardening and cracking.
There is only one process known to the
Eskimo, that of chewing. It is neces
sary to perform this operation every
two or three months, and it ia a. part of
the wives' duties. It is for that reason
that an Eskimo selects his future help
mates for the size of their teeth and the
strength of their jaws. Of conrse one
wife cannot attend to all the skins, and
so sometimes an Eskimo has as many
as ten loving helpmates.
Wives are bought, sold and- ex
changed among the Eskimos. The price
fluctuates like that of wheat or corn or
stocks on Wall street. A father with
growing daughter will be approached
by a neighbor and offered one, two or
three dogs for her, according to her
maxillary powers. Sometimes a blue
foxskin or a dozen strips of blubber
may enter into the bargain, but dog
are generally the factor used.-San
Francisco Examiner.
It Cauarht thc Congregation.
How to interest and hold the atten
tion of an audience is often a source of
much work and thought, but the fol
lowing incident astonished me by its
power and effectiveness: The majority
of those who worship in my congrega
tion are as attentive as any audience
in the west. Indeed I think they are
exceptional in this respect.
One Snnday morning I preached
sermon on "The Good Fight of Faith.'
As I got warmed np my hands kept
pace with my tongue. The attention
was far beyond the ordinary. Every
eye in the honse was fixed on the
preacher from start to finish. And I
please do not accuse me of vanity
thought, "Surely the sermon is a good
one, or it bas strnck the right chord. '
And I felt splendid.
The service closed, and the audience
was dismissed. As I went down from
the pulpit a brother whispered a few
words to me ; then another. One lady
invited me to her house as soon as I
could get away. A dozen or more re
peated the first brother's words. The
exceptional interest in that sermon was
due to the fact that the seam in the arm
of my coat had parted, revealing a star
tling flash of whitenees at every gesture.
If attention lags, part a seam.
Homiletic Review.
He Knew HI? Bnalneaa.
"I know a man of affairs in this
city," aaid a close observer, "whose
career has heen eminently successful
and who enjoys great personal popular
ity, but whose business house is one of
the best hated concerns in the south.
'Mr. So-and-so himself is a capital fel
low,' says nearly everybody, 'but he is
surrounded by a set of the meanest ras
cals on earth. If he had the least idiea
how they are carrying on, he would
fire the last one of 'em.' The member
of his staff nvho is most cordially dis
liked is a confidential clerk. Time and
again people have gone to the proprietor
with complaints against that individual
and he has always expressed deep regret.
'I am extremely norry he showed you
such little accommodationf ' he would
reply, 'and really I would discharge him
at once if it wasn't for his poor family.'
"Some time ago I met the business
man of whom I am speaking at lunch
and took the liberty of hinting that he
would do well to leave less to bia em
ployees. In repsonso to a question I
told him my reasons, and I will never
forget his peculiar, quizzical smile.
'My dear fellow,' he said, 4a great
many disagreeable things have to be
done in business,- but it doesn't pay to do
them yourself. ' "-New Orleans Times
Democrat.
Supcratlflons Fishermen.
Herring fishermen in thc old world
are, ninny of them, remarkably su
perstitious. For instance, on some
fishing boats whistling is forbidden,
and neither milk nor burned bread is
allowed on board. Furthermore, not
even thc name of that unlucky animal,
tho hare, may be mentioned, and a
common method of punishing an euo
my is to throw a dead hare into Iiis
boat.
Some of the fishermen believe in luck
attending an odd numbered crew, but
the good fortune may bo neutralized
should one of the number have red
hair.
- She : "How that woman we just
passed does hate mc." He: "She
oertainly looked pleasant enough/'
She : "That's all done for effect, but
if you noticed she never turned to
take in my new suit and hat."
- Chollie : "It costs nie about four
thousand a year to live." Dollie :
"What a waste of money !"
- "I don't like that cat any more,"
said a four-year-old child. "It's got
splinters in its feet !"
A QUEER OWL PARTS'.
THE SOLEMN BIRDS RESPONDED TO
THE WOODSMAN'S CALL
An Uncanny Sort of Ktifertninntent
That Was Given on a Cloudy, Mu?
Ky MK ht In the WooJ* of Went Vir
ginia-The Whippoorwill Call.
"West Virginia seems to be a favor
ite region for owls." said John Locblin
of Pittsburg, "and I was a highly
amused participant once in what they
call an owl party down there. I was
camping on a trout stream in the Cum
berland mountains, attended by Jim
Frazier, a grizzly old woodsman and
mountaineer. Just as it was getting
clark one muggy, cloudy day, I was sit
ting in the cabin door smoking, and
Jim, after an inspection of the sur
roundings and conditions with his
weather eye, said :
" 'This is gointer be a fit night for
an owl party. Shell I git ye up one V
"That was the first I heard of such a
thing as an owl party.
" 'I don't know what you mean,
Jim, ' said I.
" 'This is gointer be a fit night for
an owl party, ' he repeated. 'Shell I git
ye up one V
"Jim had a way of doing things and
explaining them afterward, so I knew
thal; if I wanted to learn what an owl
party was I would have to wait and see.
" 'Certainly,' I said. 'Get me up
one, of course. '
"That was all that was said or done
about it at the time, but when darkness
had settled down Jim stood up in front
of the cabin and sent out on the night
wind a good imitation of the mournful
cry of the hcot owl. After half a min
ute of silence he repeated the cry. Pres
ently from away off in the woods some
where came an answer, mournful and
prolonged:
" 'Too-whoo! Too-whoo! Too-whoo
o-o!'
" 'That's one old chap that'll be to
our party anyhow,' said Jim, and again
he repeated the cry. It was responded
to by the owl, this time nearer, and
his notes had scarcely died away in the
woods when from another direction a
similar cry was heard.
" 'Two of 'em,' said the old hunter.
"And so he kept on simulating the
notes of the owl until his calls were
answered from every part of the sur
rounding woods, each answering bird
drawing nearer and nearer at every re
sponse. In ten minutes' time, from the
trees over our heads, in front and all
around t!ie cabin, a dozen pairs of fiery
eyes were glaring down at us from the
darkness. When the old woodsman ut
tered his cry softly, a chorus of soft,
cooing responses met it from the owls
in the trees. If he hurled it in resound
ing volume at the ghostly assemblage,
from each throat beneath a pair of blaz
ing, eyes would come a collection of the
mest unearthly sounds that a human
being ever stood still and listened to.
Short, staccato yelps, like the fright
ened barking of a dog ; blood curdling
gurglings and gaspings, as of a person
being.strangled ; loud snapping of the
hooked mandibles, and a hair raising
finale of too-whoos, too-whoos.
"For an hour this exhibition was
kept up by the old woodsman's deft
mane avering, sometimes with varia
tions that were convulsingly ludicrous
and sometimes with accompaniments
sufficiently demoniacal to scare a man
into fits. After he had ceased to.pro
voke the owls to further performances
they remained in the trees a quarter of
an hour or more, snapping their bills
together and giving voice to varions
uncanny sounds. Then they began to
flit away one by one in the darkness,
until they had all disappeared.
" 'Givin owl parties is a trick that's
as old as the hills down in this ken try, '
said Jim. 'Owls ken be called jest like
that 'most any night, but a muggy
night like this one is the best. I don't
know what' they think they come for,
but if tha's an owl within sound of yer
voice when: ye give the call--and an
owl can hear considerable furder than
two miles-it'll answer ye and gradu'ly
make its way toward ye till at last its
yer company come to visit. I've had as
many as six-dozen of 'em hodnoddin
with me all to wunst. Owls will put off
everything else they've got on hand and
set and visit with ye all night if ye'Il
only keep on talkin to 'em, and they'll
jaw back as fast and as sassy as ye ken
jaw at them.'
"Jim, just at dusk one evening, got
me up a whippoorwill party. By imi
tating the plaintive call of that noc
turnal bird he soon had a score or more
of them fluttering noiselessly about the
cabin, never lighting, but swooping
about and keeping up the curious clat
tering and snapping of their hairy beaks
that are characteristic of their kind.
" 'I couldn't do that if it wasn't
June,' said Jim. 'The whippoorwill
don't whistle 'cept in that month, and
it's always the he feller that does it
That whistle is his love call, and ail
them whippoorwills I had caperin round
here so was of t'other sex and was
spectin to find a mate here hearin the
call.'
"Jim assured me that I could get up
an owl party or a whippoorwill party
just as well as he could, but various
persistent trials proved that he was
wrong. It seemed to me that I imitated
the cries of the owl and the whippoor
will as closely as he did, but not a re
sponse could I receive to my invitation.
No sooner would Jim pipe up or hoot,
though, than the answers would begin
to come. It was most amazing, and
from the way old Jim grinned I im
agine he induced the test just to show
me that you had to be born in the
woods to call an owl. "-New York Sun.
Thc Mushroom** Life.
The mushroom's life is measured bf
hours, but it flourishes long enough for
an insect to hang ?ts egg on the edge
of the "umbrella" and for the egg to
become au iusect ready to colonize the
next mushroom that springs up.
"Mama," inquired Ethel, looking
rather puzzled, "if little children
have calves in their legs, do grown up
people have cows in theirs-?"
W. G. McGEE,
SURGEON DENTIST.
OFFICE-front il jon;, over Farmers
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Thc JVrslnii Carpenter.
lu accordance with- the invariable
custom of all eastern artisans, the car
penter sits upon the ground while :it
work. Instead of a bench, a otrong
stake :s driven down before him, leav
ing about ten inches above ground, and
upon this he rests his feet. The faculty
with which the work is executed in
this position has always been a matter
of surprise to European workmen. In
the royal arsenals English tools are
used, and a better system of working
has been introduced under the superin
tendence of British officers, but in the
native workshops the workmen are
still to be seen squatting on the ground,
and, being used to this position from
infancy and their tools being formed
to work with more efficiency when
used in this way, any alteration is
scarcely to be expected. Their princi
pal tools are the frame saw, adze,
planes, hammers, nails and a few
smaller tools.-Southern Lumberman.
A Crank on Shoes.
"Du Maurier," says the man who
made his shoes, "was a great lover of
stylish footwear. He had small, well
shaped feet and paid good prices. He
always had a number of pairs of shoes
on hand and did not contine himself to
one shoemaker.
"Du Maurier was the most particular
man about his footwear I ever knew.
His shoes had to bc perfect in fit and
style, or ho would not take them. He
would never wear a repaired shoe.
"I remember Du Maurier coming to
the shop for a pair of shoes. He told
me that since he ordered them he had
decided to have another style. After
paying for the first pair he went to the
shop door and gave them to a man
who was passing, telling him that if
they did not fit him he could give them
to some other man. He then carno
back and ordered the new style."
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STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
ANDERSON Coujrrz
By li. Y. II Nance, Judye of Probate.
WHEREAS, William A. Bowen baa
applied to nie to grant bim Leiters of Ad
ministration on tbe Estate and effects of
William J. Boweo, deceased.
These are therefore to <;ite and admon
ish all kindred and creditors of the said
Wm. J. Bowen, deceased, to baaed appear
before me in Court of Probate, to beheld
at Anderson C. H on the 21st day of
Augu&t, 1899, after publication hereof,
to show cause, if any they have, why
the said Administration should not be
granted. Given under my hand, thia
4th dav of August, 1899.
R. Y. H NANCE, Probate Judge.
Aug 9,_1S99_ _7__2*_
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,"
ANDERSON COUNTY.
By li. V. H. Nance, Judge of Probate.
Where s, R. A. Greer has
applied to me to grant him Letters of Ad
ministration on the Estate and effects of
N. A. J. Greer, deceased.
These are therefore to cite and admon
ish all kindred and creditors of the said
N. A. J. Greer, deceased, to be and ap
pear before me in Coure of Probate, to
be held at Anderson Court House, on
the 23rd day of August 1899, after pub
lication hereof, to shew cause, if any they
have, why the said administration
should not be granted.
Given under my hand this 7th dav cf
August, 1899.
R. Y. H. NANCE, Probate Judge.
Aug 9, 1890_7_2*
THE STATE OF S>JUTH CAROLINA.
Comm or ANDERSON.
COURT OP COMMON PLEAS.
Robert A. Lewis, Plaintiff", against Amos N. Bags- .
dale, Mrs. Annie Ragsdale, ct al., Defendants.
Summons for Reliel-Complaint Served.
To the Defendants Amos N. Ragjdale, Mrs. Annie
Ragsdale' William M. Razgdaie, J. S. Bagsdals,
J. A. Bagidale, J. J. Ragsdale. W.C Stone. Mrs.
Lana Poore, James D. Stone, Babba Daniel Lot
tie, Wilson Loftia, Ada Loftia, Ratha Poora,
Rebecca Cromer, Cornella C. Reece, Mary Shir
lay and J. M. Cox :
YOU are hereby summoned and required to an
swer the Complaint in this action, of which
a copy is herewith served apon yoa, and to terre
a copy of your answer to the raid Complaint oa
the subscribers at their office, Anderson Court
House, South Carolina, within twenty days after
the service hereof, exclusive of the day of s ach
service; and if you fail to answer the Complaint
within the time aforesaid, the Plaintiffs in titi?
action will apply to the Court for the relief de
manded in the Complaint.
Dated Anderson, 8. C., July 24, A. D., 1899.
BONHAM 4 WATKINS,
Plaintiff's Attorney,
[SEAL ] Jon* C. WATKUS, C. C C. P.
To the absent Defendants Bubba Daniel Loftia
and lin. Rebecca Cromer :
You will take notice that the Complaint in thia
action was flied In the office of tbe Cleric of the
Court for said County on the 15th July, 1S99, and
you must serve a copy of your answer thereto on
the subscribers at their office at Anderson, 3. C.,
within twenty day? afear this service on you
BONHAM & WATKINS,
Plaintiff's Attorneys.
July 24, 1899_5_
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