The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, July 12, 1899, Page 7, Image 7
THE SPOILER.
[After the mininer of Rudyard Kipling.]
A woman there wis, and she wrote for the pres?
(AB you or I ra i'ht do).
She told how to cut and flt a dress.
And how to stew m ny a savory mess,
Bot she never had done it herself, I guess
(Which none of her readers knew).
Oh, thc hour wc spent and thc flour wc spent,
And the sugar we wasted like sand,
At tbc hest of a woman who never liad cooked
(And now we know that she never could cook),
And did not understand!
A woman there was. and she wrote right fair
(As you or I niiglit do),
How out of a barrel' to make a chair.
To be covered with chintz and stuffed with hair.
'Twould adorn any parlor and give it an air!
(And we thought thc tale waa true).
Oh, the days wc worked, and. the ways we worked
To hammer and saw and hack,
In making a chair in cvhich no one would sit,
A chair in which no r.nc could possibly sit,
Without a crick in his back!
A woman there wss, and she had her fun
(Better than you and 1).
She wrote out receipts, and she never tried one;
She wrote about children-of course she had none^
She told us to do what she never had done
(And never intended to try).
And it isn't to toil, and it isn't to apoil
That brims the cup of disgrace
It'* to follow a woman who didn't know beam
(A woman who never had cooked any beans),
But .wrote and was paid to fill space.
. -Boston Congregationalist.
$ ! Bj Carmen Silva.
$ [Quo<:n of Bourn ania.]
I There is no royal road to learning, nor is there
ft royal road to euceess in literature. Many per
sons of royal blood-sometimes crowned heads
ha-?e attempted to achieve success with the pen.
Their efforts have been praised by flatterers, but,
as s rule, the peblic have had no use for them.
The author of this story, the queen of Boumania,
is an exception. Her stories are current, on the
sue* footing with such authors as the public
tum accepted whether they write in a castle or a
sairet.3
Nothhausen Bark is a charming cor
ner dir this earth. It is on the slope of
a hill, sheltered Jrom the wind. At the
feet of gigantic trees the WleOi nins,
under the most ancient suspension
midge in Europe, the Trembling bridge.
Near by smokes, .flames and groans the
i>lacl: miss of the old forge named Ras
selstein.
In the place where the silence is most
profound, in the middle of a small pr*'
rle, surrounded by gigantic oaks and
willows, rises, solitary and grandiose,
a red beech tree. Its branches are som
ber. The rays of the sun make them
? appear purple. It would seem that the
other trees had left the beech tree at a
distance, either in vespect or in aver
sion. Who could tell?
That tree is imposing, and every time
that my father said, "Let us go today
to'the red beech," a sentiment of devo
tion filled our hearts as if we were go
ing to church. It is true that the place
may be compared to a Pantheon,
?wherein the red beech would stand for
the altar of sacrifice. Perhaps it knows
why it is red. I have distinctly heard it
relate an old chronicle, after a dispute
in which the other trees reproached it
. -with being a strange tree, foreign to
the land. The beech shook its somber
foliage and said:
One day In the spring a young trav
eler coming from the Rhine stopped
here. There was then only a wooden
board across the Bach. He stood on it
.and contemplated the turbulent water.
He wore a brown velvet waistcoat bor
dered with -blue fox fur, a green
Basque cap with a feather and carried
a lute on his back. Suddenly a light
appeared on the Bach. The traveler
.watched it and sa w a raft formed of
three trun of trees on which stood a
splendid young girl She guided the
raft with a pole.
She was dressed la green velvet. Her
skirt was caught with golden chains
that held also a brilliant dagger in
laid with precious stones. A mass of
dark brown braids fell on her shoul
ders. She wore a large sky blue hat
Her eyebrows almost met above her
nose, which was fine and straight Her
deep eyes were blue as gentian, and
her lips audaciously curred revealed
sow and then a splendid row of pearls.
Along the bank of the river a young
man rode or horseback. He was dress
ed in dark blue velvet He wore boots
of soft leather, with long spurs that
he dug into tho horse's flanks because
the animal reared at the board over
the river.
The young girl laughed and looked
back. At that moment her raft ran
on the shore exactly under the rude
bridge.
"Jetta!" exclaimed the traveler, wav
ing his cap.
The young girl looked up, and she
cried:
"Henry von Ofterdingen ?"
The horseman bad succeeded in tam
ing the animal. He came near, held
the reins firmly with one hand and ex
tended the other hand to the traveler.
The latter said:
"You are the beautiful Jotta's cousin,
Almann von Sayn, i jun sure!"
"Right" the horseman replied, "and
we were having a wild race. Jetta bet
that she would reach the Rhine on her
raft before me. You see, Henry, that I
courteously held back my horse."
"No. you are a boaster!" exclaimed.
?letta. She patted the horse's mane and
called it her "Selim." She said that the
horse was hers because she had won
her bet
"Not at all," protested Almann. "You
have not won. You had run aground."
"Because I wanted to save yon from
falling." she said.
"I was not In danger of falling,* he
Insisted.
"Goodby, Selim," said Jetta. "I shall
?win yon some other time. Come, gen
tlemen, let os go Into the forest"
"I am troubling your ba pr mess," said
Henry.
"No." said Jetta. "Almann and I
iaave always quarreled. I would say to
bim. 'I am not to bo your wife,' and he
would fall Into tears."
"it rs not so." said Almann. "I have
never fallen into tears. I would reply,
.Very weJl, I shall take another wife,'
and whistle a song."
"Do not believe him, Henry. He is
boasting," said the girl. "Where were
you. Henry, since you quitted the
Rhine? Cbme with us to the castle of
Wied, the new castle that my father
likes better than the ancient one above
bere."
"Is Count Mefried as well as ever?'
asked Henry
"Oh, yes," replied the girl "My
brother Arnold wants to go to the Holy
Land and my brother Friedwart thinks
! ut norning Dut tuc nunr. ;viy oro
j Gotthold reads Latin. He shall 1
i priest, perhaps, and I shall be fo
i io kiss his band. How odd!"
.'And their only sister is still a s;
od child?*' asked Henry.
"Terribly!" exclaimed Almann.
Henry talked of the Rhine and
Alps, of Thuringia and of Bohei
Almann listened absencmindely.
was tall and strong, but not so tall
lithe as Henry, who resembled a ce
Servants came with horses to r
them. All three went up the valle;
the "Wied-Baeh in a gallop. Tia- w;
was emerald.
A few days later Henry came d<
toward Altwied on horseback. He
sumptuously dressed in violet vel
Standards were waving above the t
ers. Bells were ringing merrily. J<
was to be married to Almann
Sayn. She was seated in her I
room and was looking at herself i
silver mirror that a friend held.
"I hope that you will be very, v
happy," said her maid.
"Why should I not be happy?" ns
Jetta.
"Why not? You love your betrot
more than any one," said the maid.
"More than any one?" sighed Je
"More than my father and my th
brothers? Oh, no; that would be
much!"
In the first day of their marriage
one would disrurb them in the cai
of Sayn, but they came out of it
expectedly. Almann explained: "J
ta cannot live without her father a
her brothers. She would have been
as if she had not seen them fox
year."
"What do you do in the dayti
while your husband is hunting?" asl
Count Mefried of his daughter.
"I?" replied the young womi
blushing. . "I take care of the hot
and read tales of adventure."
"She is more obedient than I thous
she would be," said Almann. "I <
pected her to be restive, but she
docile, as if she knew that I could tai
her."
"Oh, I have often seen you tai
horses and dogs!" laughed Jetta.
"Do you think of raising your cl
i dren in the same way?" asked Go
hold.
"Naturally," replied Almann.
i Jetta blushed and then grew pale.
Gotthold said to her: "Do not won
You have no children yet, and he dc
.not know what his sentiments will
when they come."
Gotthold related all these things
Henry. He saddled his horse and vre
to the Sayn castle at the breakfa
hour.
Almann chided him cordially for ha
lng delayed his visit so long. Th<
Almann said that he had to go hue
ing. He said: "I am glad you ba1
j come. You will talk to my wife whi
I am away."
Henry took a mandolin at Jetta's r
quest and began to play. Then he san;
I wandered savage and free. Now that I lia
seen her au ardent grief seizes nie, my j
has fled.
Th? world is too large for me. My native lat
kept my heart, but my fate as a traveler c
polled me from my nest.
lt was not too late yesterday. Th?>n l could lo
that young girl incomparut.?;. hoaut?ful.
Now thc dream hu gone by, thc one whom
wished to serve has been revealed to mc li
late. I am going away, free as air.
At the first verse Jetta changed co
or. At the last verse he did not dai
raise his eyes. Jetta said nothini
At last he looked at her. She ha
I frowned, and her glacial look me: tl
young man's. She stood before hil
like an angel in anger. He did n<
! dare breathe. "You are doing wrong,
she said at last, slowly. "My brolht
is a child, but you know the work
You should not have done that."
He would have liked to throw hin
self at her feet and beg her pardoi
but he lucked the courage to do tha
"I thought," he said "that my jestin
would make you laugh. It was only
jest."
"It was lacking in taste," she said.
Ste said that she was awkward I
writing, and he offered to help hei
She showed him her work, and he toi
her its faults, like a pedant.
The days came and went, and Henr;
was still in the castle of Sayn. Th
pupil progressed rapidly. At last Hen
ry had to return to Kruft. Jetta woi
ried when she found herself sudt?enl;
alone at her work. She asked Almam
.to aid her in his turn, but he said tha
was too difficult Then, he had to gi
hunting. Alone, she read or reflectet
about love. She was saying to hersel
one day, "One must love enough t<
forget one's self and the world entire
ly," when there was a kDock at tin
gate. It was Henry. In that momen
she understood that she could not liv<
without Henry.
Why bad Almann married her with
out love? He did not love her. Sh<
knew that since she had looked int<
the eyes of Henry. She knew tba*
Henry loved her. She had tried to ig
nore it, but he loved her madly, ant
soon he would forget the world entire
for her, and then what would she do'
Then the words of her father cami
back to her mind, "A spotless life, s
proud submission, a humble attitude!"
What had become of her pride'
Where was the way of duty? Where
was humility? All had disappeared
In her heart was sin, on her lips was
untruth, if she did not confess all tc
Almann. But if she confessed ito Al
mann, lt would De condemning Henry
to certain death. She was full of an
guish and of remorse. Dawn brought
reason to her. It seemed to her that
she might come out of her struggle vic
torious.
The abbe of Rommersdorf callad on
her. He said, "Eave you nothing to
ask of me, my daughter? There is dis
quietude In your features. Sin is at
your door."
.Ts thought a sin?" asked Jetta.
"Yes, certainly. Even thought is a
sin," answered the abbe.
Jetta fell on her knees and covered
her face with her hands,
j "Oh, my daughter, what would rc
' main to you if you lost purity? Noth
ing, nothing. If you fell, you would
be less than a servant, for you were
better educated, and your will was
firmer."
Almann bad gone out at dawn. Jet
ta saddled ber horse and galloped
down the mountain alone. There was
a thick fog. "Dishonored, infamous!"
whistled the wind in her ears. "Dis
honored, infamous!" cried the soil un
der the hoofs of her horse. Suddenly
she found herself at the Wied, but the
tide was so low that she could have
crossed the river on horseback. Why
was she disappointed? She galloped to
Nathbausen. She dismounted and fell
on the yellow leaves wnicn, aainp rruiu
the dew, covered the soil. "Dishonor
ed, infamous!" murmured the foliage.
Then she took the dagger from her
belt and plunged it in her breast. She
hoped to die at once, but she was con
demned to see her blood flow slowly,
redden the blade and fall drop by drop
on the foliage. "Alas, I do not wish to
die!" she cried. "I want to be cured
of my love. Am I not Almann's faith
ful wife? I have never deceived him.
I wanted to struggle loyally. The abbe
was too severe. Alas, I hope that 1
will not die. But how could I live
without pride and without purity?"
She plucked the dagger from the
wound with superhuman strength and
died in an instant.
Almann returned home tired, but no
one came to welcome him. He learned
with great anxiety that Jetta had gone
out alone on horseback. At the fall
of night be came to the Wied. In the
bed of the river was Jetta's horse. He
found her on the other side stretched
on the ground, her eyes radiating a
dark blue light as if she were alive.
Almann was almost mad with grief.
He thought that she had been murder
ed, because her horse had tried to
awaken her and had trampled the
dagger into the damp soil.
There was no news of Henry. He
had gone away on horseback. He went
to Styria and then to Thuringia, where
the court gossipers wondered at his se
riousness.
While the beech spoke it became
more and more somber. "And that is
why," the beech said, "only a ired
beech may grow here. The grandfather
explains it to his grandson in order
that he may know the origin of the
color. Whether the events occurred as
they are related here or otherwise* no
ono may tell. One branch whispered
it to another as a secret that the other
trees need not know. It is that a wo
man preferred to die rather than to
have an impure thought in her heart.
She died because, in her own eyes, she
had ceased to be as pure as the sun."
Thus spoke the red beech of Noth
hausen.
It Lost Him the Case.
"The greatest jury orator I ever lis
tened to in my life was the late Daniel
W. Voorhees." said a well known New
Orleans lawyer. "He had a jovial
presence, a great resonant jass voice
and a bearing so singularly compell
ing that I know of nothing except the
trite word 'magnetic' that begins to de
fine its effect. I heard him in a mur
der trial at Louisville, and his speech
on that occasion was prefaced by a
most amusing incident. It was a very
warm day, and the courtroom was
packed to suffocation.
"As Voorhees arose to begin his ar
gument he cast his eye over the jury
and discovered that one of the mem
bers had fallen asleep. Frowning with
indignation, he motioned to one of the
court off.eials, and in a few seconds
the slumberer was shaken rudely into
consciousness. He was a fat, timid
looking man and was so mortified and
aghast at the enormity of his offense
that he could hardly find words in
which to reply to the Bharp questions
of the judge. Finally he managed to
blurt out that he couldn't help dol
ing off whenever It was warm and
crowded.
" Tf the gentleman always sleeps
where it is warm and crowded,' said
Voorhees majestically, 'the gentleman
will no doubt enjoy himself hugely in
hades.' There was a roar of laughter,
but the retort proved rather costly.
The fat man hung the jury against
Voorhees' client."-New Orleans Times
Democrat.
"Mnlie Me a Child Asain."
"I'd like to be a boy again, without
a woe or care, with freckles scattered
on my face and hayseed In my hair.
I'd like to rise at 4 o'clock and do a
hundred chores, and.saw the wood and
feed the hogs and lock the stable
doors. And herd the hens and watch
the bees and take the mules to drink,
and teach the turkeys how to swim,
so that they wouldn't sink, and milk
about a hundred cows and bring the
wood to burn. And stand out in the
sun all day and churn and churn and
churn, and wear my brother's cast off
clothes, and walk four miles to school,
and get a licking every day for break
ing some old rule. And then get home
again at night and do the chores some
more, and milk the cows and feed the
hogs and curry mules galore, and then
crawl wearily up stairs and see my lit
tle bed, and hear dad say, 'That worth
less boy-he isn't worth his bread!' I'd
like to be a boy again-a boy has so j
much fun!-his life is just a round of '
mirth from rise to set of sun. I guess j
there is nothing pleasanter than clos
ing stable doors and herding hens and
chasing bees and doing evening chores."
New York Mail and Express.
A Rain Proverb.
Rain before- seven,
Pino before eleven.
I have always heard this proverb
with the two additional lines:
If it rains nt eleven !
'Twill last till seven.
And I have witnessed the truth of the
last two lines very many times, notably
on three separate occasions, on which,
being up the river for a day's punting,
when a fine day would have been a
godsend to me, it has rained persistent
ly during the whole afternoon, the rain
beginning between 10 and ll o'clock,
and ceasing within a very few minutes
of 7. Thus I have had the proverb in
delibly stamped on my mind.-Notes
and Queries.
Testimony of ByewitneMen.
"While I was out we?t," said the
man in the mackintosh, "I saw snow
drifts more than 600 feet high."
"I don't doubt it," repMed the man
with the cinnamon beard. "When I
was ont there, I saw drifts that couldn't
have been less than 900 feet deep."
"If you hadn't been in such a hurry
to tell a bigger lie than you thought I
could tell," rejoined the man in the
mackintosh, "I would have explained
that the drifts I saw were 600 feot up
on the side of a mountain."
"That's all right," said the other.
"The drifts I saw were at the bottom
of a 900 foot gorge."-Chicago Trib
une.
Look? Easy.
A man walks half a certain distance
at the irate of four miles au hour and
the other half at the rate of six miles
an hour. Does it take a longer or short
er time to return at the rate of five
miles an hour?-Christian Advocate.
DEATH FOE ELOPING.
THE SAN BLAS INDIANS PUZZLE ALL
WHO KNOW THEM.
Marriage With White Men IN a Capi
tal Crime Under Their ?Laws - No
Strangers May Be Ashore After
KlShtCall-Wealth In Cocoanut*.
A strange race of people, with man
ners and customs stranger still, lives
near the const, at San Blas, Colombia,
South America. To the few traders
who visit thc spot for cocoanuts and
vegetable ivory they are known as tho
San Blas Indians. Of their origin and
history but little can be discovered.
One things is certain, that although
friendly to the government of the Unit
ed States and to foreigners who may
enter or find themselves weather
bound in the harbor of San Blas there
is no record of their having ever been
conquered or subjugated by any other
tribe or power.
It is quite probable that they have
descended from the ancient Toltecs,
but what vicissitudes of tribal life they
may have passed through will proba
bly never be known.
Although inclined to be friendly,
they look with most jealous eyes upon
any effort to cultivate a closer ac
quaintance than the necessities of
trade require. No matter how many
vessels may lie at anchor in the har
bor or how much trading may have
been carried on during the day every
white man at sundown must go on
board his ship or at least quit the ter
ritory of the tribe until the following
morning. This is a tribe law, against
which protest is useless.
The maidens of this peculiar tribe
are quite attractive, and many a jack
tar has risked his life in the effort to
win or capture a dusky bride. Love,
as in other lands, occasionally over
comes all obstacles, but if the unfor
tunate girl is caught or returns to her
people the punishment is death.
The young mate of an English bark
lying in the harbor became enamored
of a girl whose home was near the
beach. The mate's attentions were
persistent, and his love was secretly
returned.
One night, just before the ship was
to sail, the Indian maiden secreted her
sailor boy in the thickets until after
dark, when they stole a canoe and
started to paddle out to the vessel. But
an awful tropical storm came up,
which caused the eloping couple to lose
their bearings, and only with difficulty
did they manage to keep afloat. Wheu
morning dawned, they were washed
ashore, almost exhausted. The en
raged Indians seized both and made
them captives, condemning the girl to
immediate death.
The captain of the bark, anticipating
trouble, sent a boat's crew ashore with
a rescue party. A demand was made
for the prisoner, whereupon the mate
was released, but the girl was held for
the death nentence.
Finding argument useless, the des
perate youth, with a few sailors at his
back, made a rush to rescue his sweet
heart and had almost accomplished it
when he was struck down by a spear
thrust from the hand of the girl's fa
ther. She broke from her captors,
crazed with grief, and, seizing the
spear, drove the head of it Into her
own breast The sailors managed to
carry away their wounded mate, but
were driven into their boat and away
from the shore.
The territory held by the tribe is
quite extensive, although its bounda
ries are not very accurately defined. It
extends from Cape San Blas far back
into the mountains.
Cocoanuts are the source of the na
tion's wealth, which is considerable.
Probably the largest groves in the
world are just back o? San Blas and
belong to these Indians.
A kind of commonwealth or co-oper
ative system seems to exist among
them, and each member of the tribe
collects and carries each day his share
of the cocoanuts and adds it to the
enormous pyramid of them near the
shore, which is the tribe's treasury.
Millions of nuts are thus stored and In
waiting for a profitable market. The
average price for them is from $8 to
$10 per 1,000 in Colombian silver, or
about 55 per cent of that amount in
gold. One-half of the pay is taken In
cash and the other half in merchan
dise.
The nuts are carried from the "great
pile" to the beach in palmetto bags.
The natives, with these loads, each
weighing 50 pounds, travel at a brisk
trot all day long and seemingly with
out fatigue. Although a slender, wiry
race, they will accomplish with ease a
task that would kill or prostrate Anglo
Saxons.
The Indians are excellent sailors, and
even in the rough weather make the
trip from Cape San Blas to Aspinwall
in boats hollowed out of logs.
A cocoanut grove is a source of nev
er falling revenue to its owners, as the
tree from the fourth year of its exist
ence bears indefinitely and has few if
any enemies. The nuts intended for
commerce are allowed to ripen and
drop to the ground. Every ono that
falls is worth about half a cent where
it lies.
All day and all night the owner of
the estate may listen to his wealth
dropping to the earth around him. In
fact, it is necessary to exercise care in
walking among the trees to avoid hav
ing one's skull fractured by the de
scending fruit.-Boston Globe.
Fastest Automobile Time.
A French journal is authority for the
statement that the best record for
speed by an automobile is held by the
Jeantaud electric vehicle, which bas
gone a kilometer in 38.45 seconds, or a
mile in 58 seconds approximately. Thc
best performance for a petroleum mo
torcycle is a kilometer in 57.35 seconds
and for a petroleum carriage 1 minute
and 3 seconds, or in the neighborhood
of a mile in IV2 minutes.
? CASTOR IA
Por Infants and Children.
; The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
- With plenty of water and with
out solid food, a horse will live 25
days ; with solid food and without
water, he will live only five days.
Thc Horseless Carriage.
The automobile, or horseless car
riage, is a fixture. That fact is gen
erally settled, for to-day there are one
million of dollars invested in their
manufacture.
Thc idea of the horseless carriage is
probably as old as the steam engine ;
but it has only been within the past
few years that practicable road ma
chines have come into general use.
Thc French people have made more
headway than anybody else along this
line. Until a short time ago, they
had pretty nearly the whole field to
themselves; but within the past six
months, or such a matter, the Ameri
can inventors have made strides that
indicate the leadership of the world,
in another six months, of the same
kind of work.
Throughout France, the country
roads are almost uniformly as good as
are the streets in the more progressive
American cities, and furnish ideal
tracks for the automobiles. Races be
tween the machines of different mak
ers are quite common, and 12 miles an
hour for a distance of 100 miles, or
more, is not at all unusual. Up to
the present time Mr. Charron, a
Frenchman, enjoys the distinction of
being the leading automobile manu
facturer of the world. His machines
range in price from $1,200 to about
$12.000.
The motive power for the automo
biles is generated in different ways.
Electricity and compressed air have
both proved quite satisfactory; but
the ordinary steam engine, with pe
troleum for fuel, seems to give the
best results. Electricity and com
pressed air arc kept in storage reser
voirs capable of holding enough power 1
to run the machine from 6 to 12 hours
on a stretch. There is little for the
driver to do, except to regulate speed
by keeping his hand constantly on the
throttle. The petroleum machines are
also pretty nearly automatic, and
generally more convenient and desira
ble, for the reason that fuel and water
are more easily obtainable afc out of
the way places.
Hundreds of automobiles are to be
seen daily on the streets of New York
and other Northern cities. Several
large companies have recently been
organized to manufacture them, and
companies have also been chartered
for the purpose of operating them as
common carriers in most of the lead
ing cities of the country. It is ex
pected that where the roads are at all
suitable, the automobiles will soon do
away with horse vehicles, especially
for carrying passengers.
The most improved automobiles are
equal to the task of climbing almost
any hill that is practicable for horses
and vehicles. They can travel, too,
over pretty rough roads: but they are
liable to stick in the mud almost any
where. They require good roads, or
it is no go.
Thomas A. Edison has lately turned
his entire attention to the automobile.
When he gives time to anything of
the kind, surprising results usually
follow. He is reported to have said
last week that he would bo heard from
after a few weeks more with some in
ventions that would come fully up to
expectations. He would not give any
intimation as to the nature of prom
ised inventions; but he did say that
to be of practical value, an automo
bile must be noiseless, easy running,
capable of going at least. 150 miles
without being re-charged, and simple
enough to be operated by a child. It
is safe to assume that it is a machine
of this kind that Mr. Edison proposes
to produce.
There has been no automobiles down
in this corner of the country yet. It
will be a long time, too. before they
put in their appearance. The roads,
generally, are too bad.
- Benny, the 4-year-old member of
the family, had been trained to be
lieve in the deep water form of bap
tism. This is believed to be the rea
son why ho was trying to plunge the
household cat into a bucket of water.
The animal resisted. It howled and
scratched and clawed and used violent
language. Finally Benny, with his
hands covered with scratches and with
tears in his eyes, gave it up. "Darn
you !" he said, "Go and be a Mctho
dis' if you want to !"
- An Irish man-servant was dis
covered in a lie. On being accused by
his master of stating what was not the
truth, he excused himself by saying,
"Please, sur, I lost my prisence of
mind."
- A little girl who had been very
observant of her parents' mod-3 of ex
hibiting their charity, wbc: asked
what generosity was, answered: "It
is giving to the poor all the old stuff
that you don't wear yourself."
- The modern method of denying
the engagement up almost to the day
of marriage seems to indicate that
neither party is willing to take any
chances on having it said that they
were jilted.
- To apply a mustard plaster so as
not to blister the skin, mix the mus
tard with the whiff cf an egg iustead of
water The plaster will draw thor
oughly without Mistering the most
delicate ski'i
- Tn?' Granland whale has a heart
a yar>J iii di;iiiin?vr
The Hardshell Preacher and Saddle
bags Smith.
Whiskey does harm and good. In
the long ago the people of Henry
County elected an old Hardshell Bap
tist preacher for tax collector. He
preached the doctrine that whatever
was to be would bc, if it never was.
and members ut his Church must
speak thc truth and pay their just
debts, money or no money. In those
days the collector went from house to
house collecting taxes. Ile had col
lected about ?1,000, and had it in a
large pair of saddlebags thrown over
the back of his saddle, and was riding
leisurely along, thinking of thc next
Sunday's sermon.
All at once he missed his saddle
bags. He retraced his steps for miles,
but no trace of his saddlebags could
be found. His friends and neighbors
all turned out to help the old man look
for the lost money. But not a trace
could ever be found. His property
and that of his bondsmen was all sold
to make the loss good. His friends
expressed great sympathy for the old
man. Among the number was one
named Smith, who was more sympa
thetic than all others, bidding on thc
property as it was sold to the highest
bidder. Years passed by, and the loss
had been made good and the matter
had been forgotten.
Smith was a farmer, and was con
sidered honest, sober and a man of
good habits.
But he accidently got gloriously
drunk one day in McDonough, going
around shaking hands with his friends.
He came to the old Hardshell preacher
and got him by the hand, giving it a
hearty shake, saying:
"Brother, Gunter, I know where
your money is. It is every dollar in
your saddlebags up in my loft."
His statement was found to be true,
but his neighbors never ceased to rig
him about it and to call him Saddle
bag Smith.
The old Hardshell preacher consol
ed himself by saying it was foreor
dained that it was to be just that way
to prove that whiskey does good as
well as harm. For all the old Hard
shell Baptists love their morning
dram.-Atlanta Journal.
- This is the greatest dairy county
in the world, yet in some of the older
European countries two or three times
as much milk and cheese are consum
ed per capita as in the United States.
- While there are a good many
kinds of toads, all of them bring sud
den death to every bug or fly which
comes within their reach. We hear
a grefic deal about the value of birds
as insect destroyers; but it is doubtful
if the most industrious bird devours
as many insects in a year as the toad.
They are not attractive in appearance,
but we should never destroy one of
them.
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? few because healthy women are <i
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? ia to take H
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Four nr five well located, nicely built
modern Houses.
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Room 4, P. O. Building.
The Sixth Plague of Egypt.
Dr Sidney L. Theard, sanitary offi
cer of the Ne?v Orleans board of health,
has made a study of charbon, the dis
ease which has killed so many mules,
horses and cattle in Louisiana and
southern Mississippi during the spring
just passed, and which still prevails
toan alarming extent. He has reached
th?; conclusion that the inoculation
with the serum of an immunized ani
n; il is an absolute safeguard against
the disease. Ile also states that all
parts of the bodies of animals that
have died of charbon are actually poi
sonous, and says cremation of the
bodies is imperative.
Great care must be exercised in
handling animals suffering from.the
disease, as there are a number of in
stances of human beings contracting
it in that way. Only the other day a
man died of the poison in Charity hos
pital in New Orleans, and several
others similarly afflicted have been
successfully treated there this season.
Nor is the disease confined to the
south. It has made its appearance
near Chicago within the last two
months, and reports says it is preva
lent among the cattle in parts of Iowa
and Wisconsin and in central Illinois.
Charbon has been known under vari
ous names from the earliest ages, and
one authority declares that it was the
sixth plague sent upon Egypt as a
punishment for the obstinacy of Pha
roh in holding the children of Israel
in bondage after he had been com
manded by God to let them go. It is
described by Homer in tho first book
of the Iliad, and Ovid gives a minute
description of it in the ninth book ol:
his metamorphosis.
The majority of cases of charbon is of
miasmatic origin ; that is, the spores
of charbon ? exist in the soil. The
transmission from soil to animal may
occur by cautaneous inoculation, and
in a few hours the germs have multi
plied so rapidly as to throw the afflict
ed animal into a violent fever. It be
gins as a small, dark spot on which
.soon appears a pustule or vesicle. It
sloughs and spreads rapidly, causing
violent fever and speedy death.
The ravages of the disease in Loui
siana especially have been very disas
trous. Large plantations have been
stripped of every horse and mule with
in a day or two, and the profits of
years swept away, while small farm
ers have been ruined. - Memphis
Evening Scimetar._
- It's an easy matter to chase any
man you can get on the run.
Mr. and Mrs. B. Lackamp,. Elston,
Mo., writes: "One 3Iinute Cough
Cure saved the life of our little hoy
when nearly dead with, croup."
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April 26,1809_44_Gm
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THE undersigned, Administrator of the
Estai? of Mrs. S. J. Hunt, dee'd, hereby
gives notice that he will on the 3rd day
of August, 1899, apply to the Judge of
Probate for Anderson County, S. C., for
a Final Settlement of said Estate, and a
discharge from his office as Administra
tor. Persons having claims against the
Estate should present them, and those
indebted should make payment before
the day of Final Settlement
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