The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, May 31, 1899, Page 7, Image 9
rue CHASE OF THE GINGERBREAD
ht MAN.
.. , wl?*n a baiter in Fairy ville
V. - : .liking cake?, os bakers will,
isde ?nd Put ky Itself in a pan
?d?.ar little, queer little, gingerbread man.
_ ,1 hr. when the cakes were brown,
a' , ?rt-nml the oven, when nimbly down
aliud tliu <lueor littl? lunn and, blinking bis
, V?'!?,
r. ut to Abe baker, who stared in our
jirint":
D rmi, taut as yon canl
. -ateh iue, little gingerbread mani"
ry. laker run, bia wife ran, too,
sturtt'd up with a bravo ' "Meow
.;.,o\v!" r
i , vor ran \Hth a gruff ..Bowwow!"
"... ,1 by Brindle, the staid old cow.
L j, r.r broke out of tbo barn with a neigh.
Lt i-, beard tho ecbo from for away:
Jj run, fast as you canl
? catch me, little gingerbread man!"
?rj ?nd woman, horse and cow,
rw: sud cat, were after him now,
n! j .;, ne could run as foot as he,
Lil over bis shoulder ho called In glee:
'.'??[?" run, inst ns yon canl
,-?3 t'oatch me, llttlo gingerbread maul"
c . o wolf crept out of the woods at last,
igj volves, he knew, could run so rant,
rt| hurried on and bravely cried,
I?t* os die wolf bounded up by his side:
I-HCSI run, fast as you cant
t:;'? -atch me, little gingerbread mani"
fte great gray wolf took a bite, just one
rh? gingerbread mon waa one-fourth gone.
I., bite took him up to the watet
et half was gone and 'twasjonly a taste.
tiJ another bite took him up to the throat,
pl :iow tbree-fourtb8 was gone, you'll note,
ben he swallowed the head, as away he ran,
ul ihat wad tliu last of the gingerbread man.
-?'ila M. Wliito in Ladies' Home Journal.
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A Weird Tale of a Once
Buried City.
n to tho lip of this poor earthen urn
. anni, tho secret of my life to learn,
fd. lip to lip, it murmured! "While you live,
> :ik, for once dead, yon never ehnll re
rurn."
-Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam.
'Padrone!"
.Signori"
. live me yonr beat wino and yoor
Liest chair. I can testify tbat there
loutbing more fatiguing, more parch
to the throat than a few hours'
l?k through Pompeii. "
.Whatever yon wish, signor-red or
^i!e wine, Falernian, Caprian, Lacry
Cbriati ? My cellar is noted for ita
res. and might compete with the
De cellars of the ancients. "
J Bahl Why don't yon say at once
|t you even have some of the old
upeiian wine?" /
'And why not?"
['Doubtless it dates from the times
t'icero or Pliny the yonnger. "
[Wines, like books, have their ca
Per Bacco, ' padrone, yon aro enr
ingly familiar with yonr authors,
you know how to apply your knowl
Perhaps yon will next offer me an
bora, like those used by Pliny the
r on bis fleet nt the time of the ter
Vesuvins emption, in which be
bis life."
he landlord, a large man, with the
of a Roman emperor, short, corly
and triple chin in heavy fold?,
ed in a knowing way nt his guest's
b. He left him, with a gesture im
g patience, and his wide shoulders
peared down the dark stairway,
ft alone, the traveler, Louis B., a
g architect about 80 years of age,
himself into a seat, depositing
be table the long botanist's case
b be had worn suspended from bia
der. Taking ont of it very care
one of those little gray, ashy liz
bich swarm among the Pompeiian
, be placed it nnder a glass,
e little animal, at first benumbed
confinement, gradually revived,
having made the circuit of its
prison several times it stopped
and fixd its brilliant and piercing
pon its captor.
young architect, in ?he semi
ht of the room, locked at it ab
ed ly. His thoughts had traveled
ay from the inn. Once more he
aversing the avenue of sepnl
tbe fashionable promenade of an
Pompeii. A sudden whim while
had impelled him to grasp the
izard, just as it waa gliding
h one of the openings in the side
tomb of Novoleia Ty che, when
ack shadows of the tombe lay
on the burning atones,
landlord returned, carefully hold
mall amphora of classic outline,
eek waa wrapped around with
ad parchment, tied with a pur
d and stamped with a larga seal,
hermetically close it J3e slyly
as lie placed it before ?ho trav
ying:
at do yon think of thia, signor?'
s took the amphora to examin? it
original red hue of the clay bav
wn paler with age, bore some
ace to the color of Vesuvian
rt retained, aa it were, the pal?
e 88pulcher. In some place? ita
ce had slightly crumbled, aa if
the friction of centariea
a sort of admiring respect the
an gazed at this resuscitated
the past, which had risen from
e in the ages. A half effaced
ion ran in relief across the mid
e jar. Although some lettera
pletely disappeared and there
e abbreviations, ho succeeded
sir neting and deciphering it, so
tead:
Mt SPVRIO CONS.
N. DOCCXXXL A. V. C.
C^OVBVM.
doubtless meant being tatar
bat nnder the consulate of Mar
ring, the eight hundred and
8t year of the Roman era and
?Oof the Christian era-that
year of tho dread eruption
ntombed Pompeii, wino of
a wondrous product, sung by
t. had been inclosed in thia)
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fanagtr*
I of Cacona, co eval with the
itna!
[waa perhaps most noticeable
liar waa the ssa!,,in the |m
Pf which on tho crashed wax
[traced, Meath two outspread
graceful design, the Greek
(life). Perhaps a tribute
JO'S revivifying qualities, per
a superstitions emblem.
bhovA *?peired tc bs ????lue,
'waa intact
does thia come from ?"
the wine cellar of the eodile
onnoiseeur."
"It id really a very curious discov
ery."
"Rarer yet in thia. It ia still fall."
"Would yon bave me believe in a
wine of Cecuba 1,800 years old?" asked
Louis, laughing.
"Wby nott"
"Absnrd!"
"Listen!" Tbe landlord eliook tbe
atnpbora, and they beard tbe gargling
of the liquid within.
"Is this a trick? How is it that
Veaavius itself did not dry it up?"
"Pompeii was engnlfed and buried,
but not burned. "
"That does not snfticiently explain
it."
" 'Chi lo sa?' I don't try to explain
it. I hear the wine murmur in its pris
on. Will you try it? It was too tart,
too crude for the aedile Pansas, but for
you it is just at tho right stage."
"No. indeed. I should not care for
its flavor o? pitch, its resinous aroma,
picatum, as said the Pompeiians, and I
would mnch prefer the growth of your
own vineyard, the black, sweet wine,
warmed by the heat of the sun and the
volcano. It is rather heavy, but palata
ble I don't feel much confidence in
this fossil Cecnbn."
"You ore wrong. "
"Come, my host, if I were inclined
to be superstitious- I should distrust
you and your wine. No sooner do I ask
for such an impossible wine than you
bring it, and in an amphora, over
which at this very moment, I have no
doubt, is hovering the spirit of the elder
Pliny."
"At least, signor, you might taste
it."
Irreverently breaking the inviolate
seal, the landlord removed the wrapping
around the amphora's mouth, skimmed
off the drop of oil, which protected the
liquor from contact with the air, then,
handing an antique goblet to his guest,
he rilled it with half tbs contents of the
amphora, the famous Cecnbn wine, and
smilingly withdrew..
Louis matched bim without remon
strance. He held the cop up before bis
eyes, and, in spite of his incredulity ad
mired the ruby red color of the wine,
with a burned topaz sparkle, as the
sun shone through it.
But no sooner bad the wine po^ed
his lips than a sudden heat, as of liquid
fire, ran through his veins, a subtle
exalation rose to his brain.
The goblet, falling from his hand,
struck and broke the glass in which the
lizard was confined. Instead of escap
ing, it glided with the swiftness of
lightening along the neck of the am
phora and disappeared within it with
out being perceived by Louis, entranced
in reverie.
"Zoe!" suddenly exclaimed a clear
and melodious voice.
Louis started, woke, drew his hand
across his eyes and stared at the spot
from which the voice seemed to come.
The room was now in darkness, save
for a fading glimmer of the sun's last
ray, and cut cf this vague twilight
there glided toward him the elender
form of a young and marvelously beau
tiful woman.
"'How came you here?" he asked in
jewildermeiit.
"DreamerI" murmured the young
girl, laying her white, jeweled hand
npon his and gazing softly into his
eyes.
Through the silken waves of her jet
black bair, smooth aa satin, perfumed
with rar&sk essences, was drawn a white
fillet, like the line of a silver stream in
the darkness of the night. Tho net
which enfolded them sparkled with
pearls and brilliant shells. Her rounded
chin, touched with a soft dimple, the
straight classic nose, the voluptuous
curve of the lips, were modeled on the
lines of an antique carnea
The long gray cloak in which the fair
unknown was enveloped half concealed
a white garment, the long tunic or
?tola, which gave her the appearance
of some ancient Pompeiian beauty,
spared by the centuries, rescued from
the lava of Vesuvius.
But vhat perplexed him more thap
her strange costume was to recognize
in the gleaming eyes of the young wom
an a familiar glance whose sparkle had
once before shone into his, but yet he
could not recall where he had ever seen
her.
"I nm called Novoleia Tycho," said
she in clear, musical accents.
The architect started in astonish
ment.
"Novoleia Tyche, the freed woman
of Julia?"
"Yee."
"The beloved of Caius Mnnatiua
Faustus T"
"I am she."
"Today I looked at and admired your
tomb. Tel) me, are yon dead or living?"
"Listenl" And her voice was touched
with a tender melancholy. "That tomb
?I built while living for myself and for
Cains Faustus, to whom tho d?corions ?
bad awarded the honors of the bi s el
tham, and I hoped some day to find
there eternal rest The gods willed lt
otherwise. Often, returning from my
evening drives, before entering the,
town I passed and looked with pride at
my superb mausoleum, on which were
carved my own features and form. But
who remembers now the beautiful -and
adored Novoleia Tyche, who now would
know her In her new shape, who nev/
could distinguish her from her countless
companions?"
Dazzled by the beauty of the Pom
peiian. bewitched by ber entrancing
voice and unable in his bewildered
mind to distinguish clearly between
the bor.rdariea of past and present, be
tried in vain to comprehend the mys
tery of her strange words.
"Either I am dreaming or else this
wine bss intoxicated me and I have
lost my senses," he murmured.
"Wretch, this ia not n dream!"
"Why do yon reproach met"
"In vain did I try to flee. In vain
did I struggle. ,. Tour cruel hand seized
me just as I ventured one moment from
the cold and gloomy refuge of my tomb
into the bright sunshine and was run
ning across the stones, still warm with
the kisses of Phobne."
"The lizard I" And the young man,
aghast? now recognised the eyes which
had pierced his through' the glass of
their prison.
; "I see, like many others, yon do not
know tho secret of our metempsychosis,
and yon are ignorant of the mysterious
revelations of Pythagoras. Not all of
ns perished at tba time of. tho catas
trophe. Venus protected her children
from tho . anger of the infernal deities
and changed ns Into lizards. I was
. with many others, but. mv
dwelling being destroyed, i tsuugnt fri
nge in tho tomb I bad built."
'.Forgive me. Novoleia!"
"Nay, I would not punish you for
this ignorance, since, unwittingly
through it, you have learned of our ex
istence. "
"Your generosity overwhelms me."
"And now to our reconciliation,
drink once more of the life giving
wine." said she, smiling in her seduc
tive way and filling the architect's cup.
"I drink." he euid, "to the Poui
peiian Venus, to beauty and to grace! I
drink to the divine, the lovely Naivole'*?
Tyche!"
He quaffed his cup, and on bis brow
he felt tho soft touch of the fair one's
lips.
. . . . . . .
?t daybreak the first rays of thc? sim
fell upon Louis asleep with his head on
the table. Beside bim un tim floor lay
the remains of a broken amphora of an
tique shape.
Waking from his stupor, he pussed
his hand across his brow ?nd looked
around him anxiously, as if seeking
the presence of another person. But he
was alone with a broken jur. of which
at that moment he remembered nothing.
The cool breeze roused him further
us the landlord opened the dour.
He looked questioningly at his guest.
"Have I been asleep herat" said
Louis in confusion.
"It was your wish to sleep here,
signor. "
"What wine was that you gave me,
padrone?"
"A famous one and rare."
"Say rather a magic philtre. My
brain is still confused."
"I did not know that it was so
heady, signor."
"Why. it was like drinking liquid
fire."
"Well, just think, signor! Wino of
79. the year of the emption!"-From
the French For Short Stories.
Tho Conscience Fand.
"God knows the donor and his sin,"
was tho line accompanying a noto ad
dressed tu the treasurer of the United
States at Washington and containing
three crisp $1,000 bills. The money was
turned into the "conscience fund."
It is not generally known that such
a fond exista; yet, although it is not
very important, it in a regular source
for the government. It is supplied by a
certain class of people abnormally hon
est. A man whose ideas of the niceties
of conscience amount to insanity de
cides that in some manner or other ho
bas defrauded Uncle Sam. He imme
diately incloses the amount in an envel
ope and eends it to the treasury. The
excuses given and the manners of sign
ing are humorous in the extreme. Yet
it is evident that the contributors are
in sober earnest.
It has been calculated that if this
disease should become epidemic the
amount on hand in the treasury would
exceed the output by some $2,000,000,
000 per annum. A man who will do the
government full and exact justice is so
exceedingly scarce that the above mem
bers of the conscience fund are looked
upon as little less tlion lun?tica-Cin
cinnati Enquirer.
Piling; Wood Willie Governor.
"Uncle Dick" Ogleaby waa honest
himself and he believed in making oth
er people be sc, just so far aa it lay
within his power. The principle of the
thing appealed to him, and a false mle
be despised. In 1865, when he was gov
ernor for the first time, he ordered 10
cords of firewood from a farmer, who
was to cord the wood up in the govern
or's yard. The governor watched until
three cords had been piled. Then he
could stand it no longer, and, walking
ap to the farmer, he said:
"You are piling that wood too loose
ly. By the time yon get it piled you'll
be giving me eight cords for 10. Now.
mind you, I won't pay for it."
The farmer, evidently disgusted at
being told bow to do his own work, an
swered that ho guessed be knew how to
cord wood as well as anybody, and chal
lenged the governor to do it better if he
could. That "Uncle Dick" would take
bim at his word evidently never occur
red to him, but it wasn't the first time
tho good old gentleman bad corded
wood, and, governor or no governor,
out he went. When the farmer had
brought the wood ell in "Uncle Dick"
corded every stick of it over again and
got it into eight cords. Then he made
the farmer bring in two corda more.
Chicago Chronicle
Following? Advice.
Father-Don't yon think it ?bout
time, Fred, to be doing something for
yourself?
Son-Tell you how it-is, dad. You
-ave always told me not to follow the
crowd, yon know, and, na every profes
i?n seems to be overcrowded, of coarse
[ have kept ont of all of them.-Boston
Transcript.
Worse Than Dynamite.
"One of the strangest accidents in
my experience, " said a boiler expert,
"occurred a few years ago at a small
lawmill town over in Texas. They had
i narrow gauge road on which logs
(vere hauled by a pony locomotive. One
lay the two forward wheels of the little
machine jumped the track, and the crew
3f seven men went out to jack it into
place. As the engine stood it had a cant
forward, which threw all the water in
the boiler to the front end, and as there
waa a lively fire in the box it soon got
the other end redhot. This trifling cir
cumstance was overlooked by the crow,
fvho proceeded calmly with the jacking,
lix of them working at the aides and
one lying flat on bia stomach nnder the
rear tracks.
"As the engine alowly assumed a
horizontal position the water ran back
to the redhot portion, and, bang, the
whole thing disappeared in space. The
lix men also disappeared. They were
liatribnted in small sections over at
least ten acres, and there wasn't enough
left of either engine or crew to make a
respectable souvenir. While this disin
tegration was in progress the man who
bad been lying flat on his stomach was
experiencing the) snrprise of his life. He
bad beard n hideous clap of thunder,
ind when he looked np? lo and behold,
be.waa ai: by his lonely. His comrades
md the pony locomotive, which was
bnt jost then standing over his back,
bad vanished like a dream. He was
?moll* unhurt "-New Orleans Tim ea
r- 8on-Papa, whet do you call your
mee ? Editor-The sanctum sancto
um. Son-Then I suppose mamma's
a aspankum spanktohim, isn't it.
AN OLD SOCIAL FEUD.
A QUARREL THAT PLAYED A BIG PART
IN NATIONAL POLITICS.
It Started Soon After Jackton Wan
Elected President and Saniciinrnt
ly Indirectly Hcanlted In th?-> For
mation of the Wliltr I'arl t .
Au exciting quarrel bot ween a presi
dent and chieftains of Iiis party l>o;;an
soon after Jackson wont to the White
House. In thia fond Calhoun waa tho
principal figure on tin? onti-.lackson
side. The quarrel was incited by two
causes-Jackson's discovery that Cal
houn, who waa secretary nf war i:i M< II
roe's cabinet, was hostile l?i ?'. ?? ..- II
during the Florida wai ? . M : i -
day6, and tho refusal i.f .. ; : ; ' I
hoon and those of the merni.:' .!
son's cnibnet in 1 S*2i> tu recot?n.'. . "I:*
Eaton, wife of Jackson's secretary ni
war, socially.
The origin of the social war which
changed factors in politics and indirect
ly resulted in tho formation of thH Whig
party was thia:
John H Eaton, a personal friend of
Jackson, was appointed by Jackson
secretary of war and took his seat in the
cabinet in March, 1820, on Jackaon'a
entrance into the White House. Eaton
a few months earlier married Mrs. Tim
berlake. whoso maiden name was Mar
garet L. O'Neill (come nly called Peg
gy 'ONeill), a woman . great beauty,
of some accomplishments and of un
bounded ambition.
She was the daughter of a Washing
ton tavern keeper. Gossip had been
j with her name during her wedded
lifo with Timberlake, and when, after
Eaton's marriage to her and the intelli
gence that he was to be n member of
the cabinet reached the public, somo of
Jackson's friends told him that Eaton's
entrance into tho cabinet would causo
some embarrassment to the administra
tion.
Jackson, who was creditably slow to
believe anything ill of a woman, re
pponded that Mrs. Eaton was not to be
in the cabinet. He made it known to
Impersonal friends immediately after
the administration began that he de
sired that Mrs. Eaton should bo accord
ed all tho courtesies to which her sta
tion entitled her.
The wife of Vice President Calhoun
and thu wives of all the members of tho
cabinet who had any wives .refused to
recognize Mrs. Eaton. Jackson took up
her cause with his usual energy, and
tho question entered politics. Van Bu
ren, the secretary of state, had no wife
(he was a widower). He had no daugh
ters. He was thus free to extend to Mrs.
Eaton the conventional courtesies, which
be did with the dignity and graco for
which ho was noted.
This made Van Buren's political for
tune. There had been keen rivalry be
tween Calhoun and Van Buren previous
ly for the succession to Jackson in the
presidency. The Democratic party was
invincible, and the man who got the
presidential candidacy was certain of
election. Jackson was the party's dic
tator. Calhoun, by bis position as vice
president and by his prominence in the
party, was popularly believed to stand
next in line to Jackson.
In the first year or two of Jackson's
first term Jackson's feeble health was
thought to be a barrier in the way of
bis acceptance of a nomination for a
second term, and Calhoun was popular
ly supposed to be bis political heir* The
discovery, through the Crawford dis
closures, of the unfriendliness of Cal
houn for Jackson in 1818, in the Mon
roe cabinet, and the quarrel which the
Mrs. Eaton incident brought, destroyed
this hope. Vnn Buren's championship
of Mrs. Eaton's cause endeared bim to
Jackson.
Van Buren's call upon Mrs. Eaton nt
her residence had mighty political con
s?quences. Like the shot of tho ' 'embat
tled farmers" at Concord bridge, the
sound of the silver knocker touched at
Mrs. Eaton's door by Martin Van Buren
was beard round the world, or at least
round that part of the world comprised
in the United States.
As a result of the Peggy O'Neill war
(supplemented in Calhoun's case by the
Crawford disclosures) Calhoun was shut
out from the presidency, was dwarfed
from a national into a sectional figure,
and his brooding over bis effacement
probably assisted in inciting that sys
tem of political philosophy ont of which
resulted secession and civil war.
Eaton' and Van Buren resigned in
April, 1881, in order to facilitate a
general reconstruction of tho cabinet
which would free Jackson from the
husbands of the wives who' had disre
garded his Eaton ukase-especially of
Ingham, secretary of the treasury;
Branch, secretary of the navy, and
Berrien, attorney general.
The country was convulsed, a large
fragment of the Democratic party was
cast off and united with the elements
which founded the Whig party, three
years later, and th t party received a
strength which it would not otherwise
have gained at the outset.-St. Louis
Qlobe-Dem ocrat.
How AVeljBter Evaded the Qneatlon.
G. F. Seward, formerly United States
consul general at Shanghai and minis
ter at Peking, tells the following amus
ing story of Shanghai in the good old
days:
"A predecessor of mine at Shanghai,
having on his hands 100 or more re
fractory sailors and no prison, sent the
I whole lot to the native governor to be
confined. They staid there a little
while and then marched out of the pris
on and down the river road in front of
the consul's office, each one bearing on
his shoulder a pole which he had taken
ont of the prison stockade. The consul
wrote about the case to the secretary of
state, giving the facts and urging upon
j his attention the disgrace attending the
situation. He got his answer:
"I haro received TOOT dispatch of--date. In
writing to thia department hereafter please nae
cap naper, leaving a margin one Inch wide all
\ around;' Toora reapectfally,
"DANnci. WKBSTSB."
CASTOR IA
POT Infants and Children.
The Rind Yeo Hm Always Bought
Beare the y-*7^^???7^T
Si2?=?=rs ot covaryr, *<c?0**9e
- -, m m> m -
- There *Ss an establishment in
Paris, France, for. the sale of water
from the River Jordan for baptism.
The Muet Notable I. un din ur St?
The greatest extent of tho earth's SOT'
face which can be seen from ono spot
depends on two circumstances-first,
tho elevation above tho sea level, and,
secondly, the absence of intervening ob
stacles such us may obstruct tho lino of
sight.
The point that best satisfies these con
ditions is the Nevada of Cuyambe, a
peak on the line of the equator in tho
north of th? Andes, rising 10,035 feet
above the sea.
This has been described by travelers
as the most notahlo landmark in tho
world. It commands from its position
tue whole valley of tho Amazon, and
the view in this direction, over low
lying country, is absolutely unlimited
except by the horizon.
It hus an equal range toward the
northwest, and its line nf view stretches
right across the gulf of Panama.
Though tho country toward the south is
mountainous, it encounters no higher
peak.
It is only toward the southwest that
ita view crosses Chimborazo, which is
higher, but is surrounded on all sides
by high peaks, and consequently does
not embrace so wide an extent of coun
I try. -Kansas City Times.
The Right Kind.
Everybody has heard of President
Lincoln's reply when asked the ques
tion, "How long ought a man's legs to
be?" that he had "always thought a
man's legs ought to be long enough to
reach from his body to the ground."
Somewhat similar was the answer
given by a fanner who went to town
one windy day in March. Seeing several
men chasing their hats along tho street
at a considerable sacrifice of dignity, he
remarked :
"If them fellers had tho right kind of
heads, they wouldn't bavenosuch trou
ble ns that."
"Do you have tim right kind of head,
undo?" inquired a bystander.
"Yes."
"Don't your hat never blow off?'.'
"Never."
"Well, what is tho right kind?" he
was asked by several.
"Why," rejoined the old farmer,
"the right kind of a head is ono yon kin
push up into a hat fur enough to hold
it on tight. "
There was mere in his answer than
appeared on the surface. Tho right kind
of head is one of tho great needs of
many of us.-Detroit Free Press.
Sarprlned by Filipino Gentility.
"Speaking of the oft repeated state
ment that tho Filipinos are a very de
graded, ignorant and uncivilized people,
reminds me of u night I spent at a Fili
pino club," enid Charles L. Jowett of
New Albany. "I was invited to attend
the opening of the club. I had not been
in Manila long and everything was new
to me. Ont of curiosity I accepted the
invitation and went to the function in
my everyday duds, not dreaming but
that it would be a very rude and coarse;
if not comical, affair.
"Well, I want to tell you that I was
completely surprised. The guests drove
up in carriages and tho men were all
attired in black clothes with white ties,
and a good many were in full dress at
tire. Arid, by George, if it isn't a fact
that several of them carried crush opera
bats. I was the poorest dressed man in
the lot, but they all treated me with
the greatest consideration, and I fennd
them a polite and cultivated set of peo
ple. Ot course they were the cream of
the Filipinos, but the fact that the race
cen evolve such creditable exponents
shows that as a people they are capable
of development."-Indianapolis Jour
nal. .
Birds' Effara.
"Birds' eggs differ in shape as well
as they do in color," said a well known
ornithologist to a reporter recently.
"For instance, the eggs of the owl fam
ily aro almost spherical and are thus
easily moved by the parent bird in her
desire to secure an equal amount of
warmth to each during the time of
hatching. As she nests in a hole there
is no fear whatever of any of her clutch
rolling away and being smashed.
"On the other hand, the guillemot,
which neats, or=rather lays her eggs on
fiat, bare rocks in high, exposed lati
tudes, lays a single egg so elongated
and curiously shaped that when stirred
by a violent gust of wind or the bird's
sudden flight it does not roll away, bnt
simply spins around on its axis like a
top.
."In the case of plovers, snipes and
other birds that lay four largo eggs, the
eggs narrow so rapidly toward the
smaller end that four of them in a nest
practically form a square, thus enabling
the bird to cover them the more effec
tually. "-Washington Star.
Falling Star and a Popular Rhyme.
It is a well known fact that Indian
women often make the finest artists'
models. A very interesting one is Fall
ing Star, who in summer lives on the
shores of Rainbow lake in the Adiron
dacks and in winter spends her time in
New York posing for artists, teaching
basket work to children in kindergar
tens and selling Indian merchandise.
Falling Star says that when sho was a
papoose they strapped her on to a little
carved board that was made soft by a
rabbit's skin, lt is doubtless this cus
tom of the Indians that inspired tho
oft used rhyme: "By-lo Baby Bunting!
Papa's gono a-hunting to get a little
rabbit's skin to wrap his Baby Bunting
in."
A Powerful Speaker.
The Birmingham (Ala.) Daily News
speaks thns of Booker T. Washington's
recent address before an exclusive white
men's club of that city: "For \%
hours the speaker held the audience
and held it welL His wit was at times,
superbly brilliant He received more
applause than any speaker who has
been in Birmingham in years. Thai
force of truth was in bim, and that is
the secret of his power."
J. Sheer, Sedalia, Mo., conductor
on electric street oar line, writes that
his little daughter was very low with
croup, and. her life saved after all
physicians had failed, only by using
One Minute Cough Cure. Evana
Pharmacy.
- Th** invalid realizes that he io uu
the high road to recovery when he sees
the doctor's bill.
- Occasionally a man knows a good
thing when he sees it, but most men
are too dignified to recognize it.
? - - ."_.
Thoughts.
If I were to pray for a taste which
should staud nie under every variety
of circumstances, and be a source of
happiness and cheerfulness to me
through life, and a shield against its
ills, however things might to amiss
and the world frown upon me, it would
bea taste for reading. ?Jive a man
this taste, and the means of gratifying
it, and you can hardly fail ol' making
him happy. You make him a denizen
of all nations, a contemporary of all
ages.-Sir ./. Herschel.
A Durwaish in his prayer said: "()
God. show kiudness toward the wicked,
for on the good thou hast already be
stowed kindness enough by having
created them virtuous !"-Sandi.
Women are always wild fora change.
In the face of danger the heart is
roused, and in the exaltation of deter
mination forgets its pain. It is tho
loog monotony of daogerlcss days that
tries the spirit hardest.-Constance
Fenn i marr Woohou. in '...lune."
No summer eVer caine back, and no
two summers ever were alike. Times
change and people chauge ; and if our
hearts do not change as readily, so
much the worse for us.-Xatltaniel
Hawthorne.
Ijike a piece of tireless machinery
moved about the house at the never
ending succession of petty drudgeries
which wear the heart and soul out of
so many wives and mothers, making
life to them a pilgrimage from stove
to pantry, from pantry to cellar and
from cellar to garret-a life that dead
ens and destroys, coarsens aud nar
rows, till the flesh and bones are
warped to the expression of the wrong
ed and cheated soul.-Sffeetrd.
The contaminating effect of deeds
often lies less in the commission than
in the consequent adjustment of our
desires-the enlistment of our self in
terest on the sides of falsity.- (horne
Eliot, in "Romola."
- "Pa, what's a liberal education?''
"I guess it's one of them kind your
brother Tom's gittin' now. lie's so
blame liberal with my money that I
dunno whether there will be any left
or not. when you git ready to go to
college".
- She-"A doctor in Berlin, after
a great deal of study, has discovered
that married men live longer than
bachelors." He (imploringly)-"Save
my life!" She (joyously)-"Ob. Clar
ence, how did you guess that I loved
you?"
- The French statistician. Dr.
Livrier, says that half of all human
beings die before 17 ; that only one
person in 10,000 lives to be 100 years
old, and that only one person out of
every 1,000 lives to be 60.
"What's in a name?" Thc word
"batters" does not always indicate
soniethiug I:?ireh and disagreeable.
Prickly Ash Bitters is proof of this.
It cleanses, strengthens and regulates
the system thor mghly, yet it is so
pleasant the most delicate stomach
will not object to it. Sold by Evans
Pharmacy.
- Each day of the week has served
as a day of rest somewhere-Sunday
among Christians, Monday with the
Greeks, Tuesday with the Persians,,
Wednesday with thc Assyrians, Thurs
day with the Egyptians, Friday with
the Turks, and Saturday with the
Hebrews.
- In Japan most of the horses are
shod with straw. Ev*en the clumsiest
of cart horses wear straw shoes, which,
in their oases, are tied around the
ankle with straw rope, and are made
of the ordinary rice straw, braided so
as to form A sole for the foot about
half an inch thick.
For frost bites, burns, indolent
sores, eczema, skin diseases, and es
Serially Piles, DeWitt's Witch Hazel
alve stands first and beat. Look out
for dishonest people who try to imi
tate and counterfeit it. It's their en
dorsement of a good article. Worth
less goods are not imitated. Get De
Witt s Witch Hazel Salve. Evans
Pharmacy.
- A great proportion of the cu
cumber pickles used in the east are
grown in one Maine county. Over 160
acres are given up to pickle growing
in the vicinity of the town of Camden.
The crop is a profitable one, usually
yielding an income of $100 to $150 an
acre.
- "Hove you ever experienced the
excitement of being aror.3ed from
sleep in a house at night when it was
on fire?" "No, but I have several
times gone through the excitement
upon my wife's announcement of her
belief that the baby had swallowed her
thimble."
I have been a sufferer from chronic
diarrhoea ever since tbe war and have
used all kinds of medicines for it. At
last I found one remedy that has been
a success as a cure, ana that is Cham
berlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy.-P. E. GRJSHAM, Gaars
Mills, La. For sale by Hill-On Drug
Co.
- An Indiana youth of 19 has lost
his third wife by divorce. At 14 he
married a giri ox 12 by parental con
sent and treated her so badly that, the
marriage was annulled. His treat
ment of the next two was no better,
and for the third time he is a grass
widower.
4
- "1 am afraid, Hobby," 9aid hin
mother, ' that when I tell your papa
what a naughty boy you've been to
day, that he will punish you." "Have
you got to tell him ?" asked Bobby
anxiously. "Oh, yes; 1 shall tell him
immediately after dinner." Tho look
of concern upon Bobby's face deepen
ed, until a bright thought struck him.
"Well, ma," lie said, "give him a bet
ter dinner than usual. You might do
that much for me."
As the season of the year wheu
pneumonia, la grippe, sore throat,
coughs, colds, catarrh, bronchitis and
lung troubles are to be guarded against,
nothing "is afine substitute," will
"answer the purpose," or is "just an
good"' as One Minute Cough Cure.
That is the one infallible remedy for
all lung, throat or bronchial troubles.
Insist vigorously upon having it if
"something else" is offered you.
Evana Pharmacy.
- It is stated that the merchandise
carried by rail in the Knited States is
double the amount of land carriage of
all the other nations of the earth com
bined. Thi9 means that the 70,000,
000 people of the Knited States trans
port twice as much merchandise an
the remaining 1,-100,000,000 of man
kind.
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