The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, March 22, 1899, Page 3, Image 3
OLD CLUE
A [Backwoods Sen
Year
Associate lief om
Says an exchange: The following
article has been sent to us, as a clip
ping by an elderly lady of Philadel
phia. She says she has preserved it
for about twenty years, and that a
number of people have requested its
republication. It is an account of a
sermon said to have been heard in
Georgia nearly a half century ago.
The preacher was apparently about
?fty years of age, large, muscular and
well proportioned. On entering the
pulpit he took off his coat and hung
it on a nail behind him, then opened
his coilar and wrist-bands and wiped
the perspiration from his face, neck
and hands. He was clad in striped
cotton homespun and his shirt was of
the same material. He had traveled
several miles that morning, and seem
ed almost overcome by the heat. But
the brethren sung a couple of hymns
while he was fanning- and cooling off,
and when he rose he looked comforta
ble and good-natured.
He had preached there once or
twice before, but to most of the audi
ence he was a stranger. Hence he
thought it necessary to announce
himself, which he did as "Old Club
Ax Davis, from Scriven county, a
Half-Hard and Half-Soft Shell Bap
tist."
"I have given myself that name,"
he said, "because I believe the Lord
elected me, from eternity, to go ahead
in the backwoods and grub out a path
and hl&ze the way for other men to
follow. After the. thickest of it is
cut away, a good, warm Methodist
brother will make things a little
smoother and a good deal noisier.
After all the underbrush is cleaned '
out, and the owls and wolves are
skeered back, and the rattlesnakes is
killed off, a Presbyterian brother, in
black broadcloth and white cravat,
will come along and cry for decency
and order. And they'll both do good
in their sphere. I don't despise
a larnt man, even when he doesn't
dress and think as I do. You
couldn't pay me enough to wear
broadcloth, summer nor winter, and
you couldn't pay a Presbyterian
brother enough to go without it in
dogdays.
"God didn't make us all alike, my
brethren, but every man has his own
sphere. "When God has a place to fill
He makes a man and ?.?uts him ?D it.
"When he wanted General Jackson,
He made him and sets him to fightin'
Injuns and the English; when He
. wanted George Whitfield, He made
him for to blow the Gospel trumpet as f
no other man has ever blowed it; and
when He wanted Old Club-Ax Davis,
He made him, and set him to grubbin'
in the backwoods.
"But my shell isn't so hard but I
can see pints in everybody; and as
for the Presbyterian, they are along
way ahead of us .Baptist and Metho
dist in some things. They raise their
children better than any-other people
on the face of the earth. Only a few
days ago a Methodist class-leader said
to me: "Brother Club-Ax, I was born
a Methodist, and by the grace of God
I hope to die a Methodist; but, thank
God, I've got a Presbyterian wife to
raise my children.' And I believe,
my brethren, if the Lord should open
the way for me to marry again, I'd try
my best to find a Presbyterian woman,
and run my chances of breakin' her
into the saving doctrines of feet wash
in' and immersion afterwards."
Just at this moment he was inter
rupted by two spotted hounds that
had been continually running up and
down tht. pulpit stairs. One of them
jumped up on his seat and began to
gnaw his coat tail, io which was some- !
thing he had brought along for lunch.
He turned slowly around and took j
him by the ears and tail and threw j
him out of the window behind him as !
easily as if he had been a young kit- '
ten. The other took warning and got
out as rapidly as possible, though not I
without howling as if he had been half :
killed. He then turned to the audi- ;
ence and said, smilingly: "St. Paul j
exhorted the brethren to 'Beware of j
dogs.' 1 wonder what 'ne would do if '
he were in my place this morning, it
appears as if I am 'compassed about
with dogs.' as David said he was."
He had scarcely commenced preach
ing again before there was a terrible
squealing and kicking among thc
horses and mules that .vere tied to
trees close by. fie pitt his hoad out
of thc window, and said. "No hann
done, my brethren. Just a creature
with a side-saddle on has broke loose.
Will some brother head thc animal,
for no sister can walk home -this hot
day?"
Quiet being restored, li?- again con
tinued;
"Well, my brethren, ? will now try
to say what I allowed tn say about the
Presbyteri a ns.
?"As 1 said before, they raise their
children a heap bettor titan wc do.
Tiiey behave better in church, and
keep Sabbath better, and read thc
Bible and learn the Catechism bett?r
than ours do. I declare, my breth
?-AX DAVIS.
non breached Fifty
s -Ago.
ml Prcshjierian.
ren, their children are lamt that
Westminster Catechism by the time
they can begin to talk plain.
"It ain't three weeks since I was
out a cattle huntin'-for two of my
yearlings had strayed off-and I stop
ped in at old Brother Harkey's, on
Mud Creek, and took dinner. He's a
deacon in the Presbyterian church
over thar. Well, as true as I stand
here, my brethren, Sister Harkey had
had her little gal a-standin' right be
fore her, with toes just even with the
crack o' the floor and her hands was
a-hanging down by her side and her
mouth turned up like a chicken when
it drinks, and she was a-puttin' this
question to her out o' that Catechism,
'What are the benefits which in this
life do either accompany or flow
from justification, adoption or sancti
fication?'
"Now' the question itself was
enough to break the child down. But
when she had to begin and say that
question all over (for that's the way
it was in the book) and then hitch the
answer to it, and which all put togeth
er made this: 'The benefits which in
this life do either accompany or flow
from justification, adoption and sanc
tification, are peace of conscience,joy
in the Holy Ghost, increase in grace
and perseverence to the end,' I thought
the child was the greatest wonder I'd
ever seen in all my life. She tuk it
right in, too, without baikin' or miss
in' the first word. And she spoke so
sweet and she looked so like a little
angel ?hat before I know'd it the tears
was runnin' down my cheeks as big
as buckshot. I've seen the day when
I could have mauled and split a thou
sau' rails quicker and eaiser than I
could larn that thing and said it off
like she did.
"Now, my brethren, that child
didn't understand or know the mean
ing of one word o' that. It put me
up to all I know to take it in myself.
But just let that Presbyterian young
un grow up, and every word of the
Catechism will come to her, and her
character will stiffen up under her,
and she'll have the backbone of the
matter in her life.
"Now, I can't put things into my
children that way. Nothin' don't
stay, somehow. It's like drivin' a
nail into a rotten log."
This last remark I never forgot.
For thirty years afterwards, as I would
stand at the blackboard trying to fix
rules and principles in the mind of
a dull pupil, this remark would
come back to me with its peculiar per
tinency.
"I tell you, my brethren," he con
tinued, "if our children had a little
more catechism and the Presbyter
ian a little less, it would be better for
both.
"Then we don't pray in our fami
lies like they do. I know their pray
ers are mighty long, and they pray all
creation: but, after all, it's the right
way. It's better than prayin' too lit
tle.
"Now, my father and mother was
good Baptists, and raised their chil
dren to be honest and industrious;
but I never heard one of them pray in
my life, aud I was most a grown man
before I ever prayed a prayer myself,
and it was on this wise:
"There was to be a big meetin' over
in Elbert county, and I knowed a
pretty gal over thar that I wanted to
go to see. So I borrowed a little Jer
sey wagin, which was a stylish thing
in them days, and went over to the
house and stayed all night, and en
gaged her to ride to meetin' with me
next day, which was Sabbath.
"We went and had a glorious time
and I may as well say right herc that
she was afterwards my wife-but
comin' home I met with a powerful
accident, that I've never got over to
this day. As I was comin' down a
steep hill, some part of- tho ?carin
ga ve way and let me and the wagin on
my cretur's heels; and bein' young
and skecry. aud not much used to
wheels, she wriggled and kicked and
tore from one side of the road to the
other, till I was pitch head foremost
as much as ten foot, into the deep
gully, and it was a miracle of mercy
that my nock was not broken on thc
spot.
"Kx pee ti n' to lu; killed every min
ute. 1 thought I ought, tn ask thc Lord
for mercy; but, as I had never prayed
in my life, I. couldn't think ol' the
first thing to say, but the blcssin' my
father used to ask before c?lin* when
we had company, and which was this:
'Lord, make us thankful for what we're
about to receive.'
"Now, tn}' brethren, do you s'posc
any Presbyterian raised hey was eyer
put t'i such a strait as that fdr a pray
er? So. Ile would have prayed for
himself and gone ol! after the dews
and heathens, whilst 1 was a Ii ti II ti II *
tip and a gcttiu' oil that blessin .
- *'lf that girl could learn tn bc
pum-tual I believe 1 could marry her."
"Possiblyif you asked her to meet
you at the altar she would bc on
time."
BEARS AND HORSE FIGHT.
Jim Bell's Wild Animal was Backed
to win, ami lie did.
Fully 150 typical mountaineers hun
ters, trappers and tarheel loungers,
were congregated about Simpson s
store, the only place of business within
20 miles, when I arrived last Satur
day, says a correspondent writing from
Simpson's Corner. Having a curiosity
to learn the cause of the odd combina
tion, I inquired of a long-limbed, red
headed, butternut hunter.
"Wal,'stranger, there's goin' toc?me
off right away the gosh durndest fight
you ever saw right here at the cor
ners."
"Who are the contestants and what
arc they going to fight for?"
"Thar ain't do who 'bout-it. Its
old Jim Bell's stalyun that's goin' to
lambaste Jam Carter's two big bars,
an' let me tell you, stranger, it will bc
a fight to 'member for manya year, an'
I'm a bettiu' on the stalyun."
"A horse to do battle with two full
grown bears? "Why, my friend, the
bears ought to be able to tear him to
pieces in a jiffy."
* "Say, stranger, it's 'parent you don'
know that hoss. "Why, that stalyun
is the biggest devil this side of ole
Xautchalah. Thero ain't no livia'
critter on four legs can down him.
That stalyun's wiped out half a dozen
bars, killed a painter an' near 'bout
cleaned out the creek of men and crit
ters the last year. He's dang'us as
din'mite. an' nobody can handle him
'ceptin' ole Jim's boy. Jack, an' how'n
thunder he doe/ it nobody knows.
Sum folks say he hypn'tizes the boss.
Mebbc he docs; anyway, he's the only
human that can handle him."
""Where can I find this terrible ani
mal?"
?'Right over there in that pen." re
plied my informant, pointing to a big
stockade of heavy timbers a short dis
tance down the creek.
When I climbed up ano1 stood upon
a wide shelf or string of logs which ex
tended entirely around the G0-foot
stockade and looked over at thc occu
pant of the pen I was forced to con
fess that the hunter had not exaggera
ted, at least so far as the horse was
concerned. Thc animal I looked upon
was a wild stallion of the mountain
breed, common in the highlands of
North Carolina.
Although not above 14?. hands in
height, he was certainly thc most vi
cious aud savage-looking brute of thc
equine species I had ever looked at.
He was black as a coal, with-long
mane and tail and with limbs of per
fect symmetry, arid but for the man
ner in which he rolled his eyes and
curled his lips above his long, glisten
ing teeth as he snapped at thc people
on the shelf, making them dodge
down out of reach, he would have
been a perfect beauty. As it was. his
actions showed him to be a devil in
carnate.
I had scarcely taken all this in when
four men came up leading two tremen
dous bears, either of which would
have tipped the scale at 400 pounds.
The crowd followed close behind, and
almost before the men had opened two
small gates at the bottom of the stock
ade to let the bears in a human belt
encircled thc stockade. Thc bears
were let in at opposite sides, and al
most in a flash there began thc most
terrific and bloody battle I had ever
seen.
I have witnessed in thc Old North
State and in the mountains battles be
tween catamounts and bulldogs. I
have seen a panther pitted against
dogs, bears and catamounts, and once
witnessed a battle royal in Texas, in
which two big bears and a panther
fought a drove of peccaries, but in com
parison to the fight which followed
all of thc above seemed placid as
schoolby play.
The bears had barely time to .straight
en up after their entrance before the
black stallion gave a snort of rage and
bounded toward thc big bear, which
stood almost below my feet, liruin
saw him coming and rose to his hind
feet, his little yellow eyes snapping
with rage aud hunger. Thc horse was
too quick for him. however, for before
the bear could strike with his power
ful arms, thc stallion reared up. drove
both forefeet squarely into the bear's
face and neel:, knocking him six feet
away.
Wheeling like lightning, the enraged
stallion gathered to kick, but before he
could launch out, bear So. - came up
on a gallop, and just as the horse's
heels left thc ground thc boar gave a
quicli snap, catching thc hide about ii
foot above thc fetlock, and tearing
away a strip of hide a foot lung andan
inch in width. With a scream ol'rage
and pain thc horse bounded into the air
ele ti" uver the bear, and whirled, it ap
peared so quickly was it dunc, almost
in midair, and before No. '1 could lace
about the stallion s sharp teeth closed
over omi ?d' its cars.
A snap, a rip ol' tearing licsh and
one ear and a big piece nf hide were
gone. Th" beal-, growling with rage,
was on its hin?; feel in a second, but
only in time tn receive a vicious kick
with both hind feet, which set it over
on its hack. As before, the horse was
compelled to whirl about to face a sec
ond enemy, for bear No. 1 had gotten
on his feet and was rushing to the
fray. Then, for two or three minutes
it appeared-but which probably was
not much more than as many seconds
-there was a mixup of hide, hair and
heels, mingled with growls, savage
snorts and snapping teeth.
One bear was down and badly hurt.
The other bear, No. 2, was bleeding
profusely about the head and one of
his legs seemed to be crippled. As
for the stallion, he was fearfully torn
on every one of his four legs.
But before I could take in the full ,
extent of injuries given and received
by the three fighters, they were all ,
again on the move. The bears this
time separated to attack the stallion
from different quarters, but they met
with a ring general, for the horse
whirled and charged directly at one of
them, as the bear attempted to gain
his bind feet he wheeled and launched
both hind hoofs with a sickeniug thud
against his ribs.
I could plainly hear the snap of
broken bones as the bar toppled over,
but before the stallion could dodge or
throw up his head out of reach No. -
struck him on the nose with his claws.
Down went both, hoofs and claws
flying. A second after the horse, which
now seemed a mass of torn and bleed
ing flesh, bounded into thc air and
came down with all four feet on his
prostrate foe, crushing bone, flesh and
muscle beneath. Then, scarcely
giving his dying fos a glance,- the
crazed stallion sprang at his other en
emy, who was trying vainly to regain
his feet. Again the stallion sprang
into the air, with his four feet gath
ered into a bunch, and again there was
a sickening crunch of bone and flesh.
Both bears were now dead, crushed
and kicked into two bloody masses of
wool, bone and flesh.
At his last dash the horse walked
away a few steps, then, turning, stag
gered up to the first bear he had
knocked out, knelt down and literally
tore skin and flesh from thc bear's
body; then with bloody head and glis
tening teeth the savage brute managed
to stagger over to the mass of wool
and flesh, which he served in the same
manner.
After tearing and battering the body
into a mass of broken bones and mau- ?
gled flesh, the stallion tossed his head
from which the bloody foam flew in
long flecks, gave a neigh of triumph
and fell lifeless to thc ground. Thc
stallion had won the battle, but it had
cost him his life.-Philadelphia Press.
- - mn- m mm* -
Ten Beaus for Every Girl in Idaho, j
With thc bachelors outnumbering
the maids in every State in the I nion
it ought to bc easy for the unmarried
woman to secure a partner anywhere,
but the region where bachelors are
most in excess is. of course, the most
favorable to the spinster, since, thc
abundance of unmarried men gives her
a wider range of choice. F rom a mat
rimonial point of view Idaho is the
best State of the I'nion, for there thc
number of bachelors is to that of the
maids as 1G.5S4 to 1,42(1, each unmar
ried woman in Idaho, therefore, having
10 or ll bachelors, not exactly at her
back, but available as a husband.
From most points of view the west is
the Mecca of thc young unmarried wo
men, for not only are there more un
married men in the western States,
but a li ving is more easily made in
thc west than in thc east, and there
fore the western men are more addict
ed to matrimony.
- A young minister had gone to
the home of his boyhood to preach,
and, of course, the villagers were full
of curiosity to hear him. At the close
of the service, one of the deacons en
gaged thc young preacher's wife in
conversation, "lt was a strange coin
cidence,'' said he. "that your husband's
text was thc one from which his father
preached his last sermon in his pul
pit." "Indeed." said thc lady. "Well,
that was strange." "I hope," she con
tinued, "it wasn't the same sermon."
"Oh, no," said the'deacon in a depre
catory manner ; "his father was a
dreadfully smart man."
1 have been afflicted with rheuma
tism for fourteen years and nothing
seemed to give any relief. T was able
tn bc around all the time, but con
stantly suffering. 1 had tried every- !
thing I could hear of and at last was j
told to try Chamberlain's I 'aiti Halm. I
which 1 did. and was immediately rc- I
lie ved and in a short time cured. I !
ani happy to say that it has not since
returned. -JOSH. KIM ?AR. ' ?' er niau town,
Cal. For sale by [lill-Orr Drug Co.
- Thc pearl oyster begins tn pro
duce pearls when it is six or seven
years old.
Billings on Jfash.
Hash is made uv kast-off vittels,
homogenius, abnormal, and at times
uneak in its nature. Hash haz dun
njore to push thc human family than
enny other kind of mix phood. It will
be impossible to lay down enny spe
cific rule, to create this abtrusc, and,
at the same time, gentle phood. Enny
thing that will chop fluently will pro
duce hash. No one has taken out a
pattent yet for the production ov this
promiskious viand. Hash rei|uires but
little cooking, but may be compared
to a foundered horse-goes best when
I it is well warmed up. For the krea
shun ov hash, tallent is ov more im
portance than genius. Finally, hash
may be likened unto the human family
-from sum stand points it iz fair,
from others it iz bad, and from all,
s u s p i s h u s.-. lt >sli Bill in y s.
Pitts' Carminative is pleasant to thc
taste, acts promptly, and never fails to
give satisfaction. It carries children
over the critical time of teething, and
is the friend of anxious mothors and
puny children. A few doses will dem
onstrate its value. Iv. H. Dorsey,
Athens, Ga., writes: "I consider it
the best medicine I have ever used in
my family. It does all you claim for
it, and even more."
- It is estimated that one crow will
destroy 700.00U insects every year.
DR. R. F. ?IWER,
"Physician arid S TUA r* ?re on,
OFFERS his profesional services to
tbe citizens of Anderson and sur
rounding country.
Can be found, when not professionally
engaged, at hi? residence near the new
Flour Mill.
Feb 22, ISO!i 35 , 4*
Valuable Lands Cheap.
PARTIES desiring to purchase good
Land near Abbeville at prices rang
ing from ?6.U0 to S 16:00 per acre will do
well to consult the undersigned.
Localities healthy and water fine.
WYATT AIKEN cfc CO.
Feb 22, 189!) :)5 _
NOTICE.
ANDERSON, S. C., Feb. 2?, LS9U.
WANTED during the coming Sum
mer 2000 Cords good Pine and Oak
"Wood. 1500 Cords Pine, 500 Cords Oak.
Pine cut 4 feet long, Oak S feet. Wood
to be cut now and delivered at my yard
before Sept. 1st. Parties desiring to ship
can reach my yard either "%er Savannah
Valley or Blue Ridge R. R.
Will pay Cash for same along as deliv
ered to suit convenience of parties. If
I you have wood to sell see the undersign
ed. Am in tho market for Pine Wood
all the tune.
EOB'T. E. LIGON.
F*b 22. JC??I 35 5
IMPORTANT!
I am better prepared to sell you a
P?ANO, ORGAN or SEWING MA
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ing but new goods. If you think from
$50.00 to ?75 0() is worth saving in the
purchase of a Piano see me New Home
Newing Machines Soi) no New Royal
?25.00; NeedleR for any Machine 20c. per
doz. Oil 5c. per bottle. Shuttles for N.
Home Machines
Yours for the highest grad? goods at
lowest prices. M. L. WILLIS.
Drs. Strickland & King
DENTISTS.
OFFICE IN MASONIC TEMPLE.
?*r- Gas and Cocaine used for Extract
ns Teeth
Notice Final Settlement.
TllK undersigned, Administrators c.
the Estate of William Riley, deceas
ed, hereby give notice that they will
on tho sib day April, ls,!)!), apply to
the .1 udge bf Probate for Anderson Coun
ty for a Final Settlement of said l?state,
and a discbarge from their ollie? as Exec
utors. J. G WILEY,
W. M. Ri LEY;
Administrators.
March s, ISMS :>7 ">
XT?'tT t?i'c l*i'cS-caitioii and Cure
o? the Pi-ovailent Troubles . . -
GRIPPE,
COLDS,
And their accompaniments.
Neuralgic Pains,
Headache,
Pain in che Limbs,
Atc alni (ist a Speeilie. This remedy
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EVAMS PHARMACY.
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AND
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ce?
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Right in PRICE and unap
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Now have their ?99 Models on
exhibition, and invite every
one to come and examine them.
W. W. SULLIVAN,
Manager Bicycle Department.
D. S. V ANDI VER. .E. P. VANDIVER.
We want to figure with ycu on FLOUR, COFFEE, MOLASSES,.
TOB CCO, and all kinds of GROCERIES and STAPLE DRY GOODS
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the latest improved, the largest
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viii take your old Stove in part
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Crockery, Tinware and Glassware, Lamp Goods5,
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Thone No. 115.
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