The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, October 13, 1897, Page 3, Image 3
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- The profligate rake is never able
to hoe his owe row.
- Lie not, neither to thyself, nor
man, nofGod. It is for cowards to
lie. - ' . '
_The foot that rocks tho cradle has
no time to stop and kick for women's
I r igh'ts.
' The girl who can't afford a riding
I habit should get into the habit of
walking.
_A matchless beauty is a girl who
thinks she is pretty, but is unable to
make a match.
- Unhappy marriages occur because
the wrong man everlastingly proposes
at the right time. %
- A great many people who expect
: , te angels majy need wings made of
(?rv-proof material.
Never marry a girl who is not
,1 raid of a inou?e unless - you want to
? ; ,y second violin.
- The man who gets up du this
world by putting another man down
loses more than he gains.
- An industrious and virtuous
education of children is a better in
heritance for them thah a great estate.
- His choice: "Whatj in your
opinion, is the most pleasing decora
tion fora wheel ?" "A pretty woman."
- "It's queer that Smyler never
kicks on his wife's extravagance."
. Maybe his leg's been pulled until he
can t. -1
- Thc hardest peopPe on earth foy
an editor to please aro those who bor
row the paper from some of his sub
...'ribcrs. ?
- The mest extensive cemetery in
Ku rope is that at Rouie,?n which over
(?.000,000 human beings have .been
interred.
- ''Daddy; can whisky talk?" "No,
of course not." "Then why did Aunt"
Maria say it was telling on you more
and more ?" ' >
- 'Confidentially," said the family
kfrieud. '"tell me, does your husband
possess good judgment?" "Well,"
said nbc, "I am his wife."
-- "Tommy, don't you know it is
wickeu* to ride your bi?yole on Sun
day ?" "Yes, sir; that's the reason
I'm riding my sister's wheel."
- "kow is it," asked ihe mother
of the twins, "that you don't get along
as well with your husband as year
sister Jessie does with hers ?" : "Mine
isn't away from home as much as
hers." . .
A $F,200 farm in Tennessee, has
.nen paid for wholly in hen's *ggs,
thc installments being remitted daily,
sometimes at the rate of three cents a
dozen for the eggs delivered in four
j dozen lots.
I-The value of thc churches and
thc laud ou which they are erected in
this country, up to July 1, 18i*7, is
estimated at $680,000,000. Of this
sum $118,000,000 belongs to thc Catb>
olic church.
- The pupils in a school were asked
to give in writing the difference be
tween a biped and aQuadruped. -One
boy gave the following : "A biped has
two legs and a quadruped has four
legs, therefore the difference between
a biped and a quadruped is two legs."
- A gentleman apologizing for lan
guage used, said: "I did not mead
what I Haid, but the fact is that, as
you will see, I have had the mi sf or
Itune to lose some of my front teeth,
and words slip out of my mouth every
pow and then without my knowing
- Mrs. Henpeck (with a self satis*
tied air)-I notice that whenever Hard,
Cash & Co., advertise for clerks or.
salesmen they^ always say married men
preferred. Mr. H. (Ah employee of
Hard, Cash & Co.)--Yes, the old ty
rants! They want men who aire used to
i being bossed.
H - Whatever yoa lend, let it ba
tm your money and not your name.
B Moneytyttu may get again, and, if not,
B you may contrive to do without it ;
? name anee lost you cannot get again,
?and if you cannot'contrive to do with-*
?out it, you had better, never have been
?born.
ja -"Now, Thomas," said a certain
B bishop, after taking his 'sevvant to
Busk one morning, "who is it that sees
Bull wc do, and hears all we say, knows
Ball we think, v and who regards even
Brno in my bishop's robes as hut a vile
Hw.inn of the'; dust ?" And Thomas
Bel lied, "Tho missus, sir.''
B - Many have said their children
Bt-iM havedi?d of croup, if Chain
B>;:rluin?s Cough Remedy had not hean
f Bivia." writes Mellum & Ourran,
! Bbu^ists, Seaview, Va. "People
! ?' .ik' from far abd near to get it and
j Bj ;i of it iii the highest terms."
j H'1!^ is equally true of this remedy in
BR',v,'".v cominuuity were it is' known.
i boule at che Hill-Orr Drug Co.
-"'"i != st it-for yourself.
B - James Hooper, who recently
?frttaiii from Troy, N. Y., to New'York
I ?'!,.vr 153 miles, made the Voyage in ll
HB'j,'-vs- breaking all known swimming
^?records. ' Ho ' made short- stops for
|Bres.t at atany of the Hudson river
MjowDs and arrived within ibo time he
llhad set for the swim.- His next effort
flwill h? to swim across the English
?channel, which ho expects to do in
?the spring.
; j - In the statute booka of Virginia
I? century ago many laws may be found'
designed to silence idle tongues. One
reads: "Whore**, oft?at?s?s? maoy.
?gabbling women often slander and
Scandalize their neighbors, for which
Wbeir poor husbands aro often brought
Hoto chargeable aud veratjoua suits
?nd cast in great daniag?a; therefore
Hfe it enacted that all women found
Bpiity be sentenced to ^uoking." .
B - FeWtoen in this country are''bet
?pr or moro favorablo known to tho
^gwog and medicine trade than Mr. E.
OBM Schall, bayer in the proprietary
?ftedicihe department of Meyers Bros.'.
B|tg Co., St. Louis. He says: 4,My
carno homa from School with his
.Vjpd badly lacerated and bleeding,
//Bp suffering great pain. I dressed
JB wound and applied Chamberlain's
^ffi'i Balm freely; all pain ceased.,
8S?^ in a remarkably shor? time it
jHpled without leaving a hods.. For
Swunds, sprains, awoljings aad rhett
jHptisui, I know nosediciue cr pro- ;
jHfription c^ual to it. I eonsider it a
Household necessity/' Sold by flill
ggfr Drug Co.
Dont Leave the Country.
The strange infatuation for city life,
which has seized the country, is one.)
ot the worst signs of the times. It
used to be, especially in the South,
that the country was the seat of the
wealth, the intelligence, and the best
social life of our people.
Bat times hate changed. The old
plantations have been, for ' tue most
gart, deserted, and a constant exodus
as been going on from the country to
the city. The glare and glamour of
the crowded mart have exercised an
unwonted fascination upon 'the minds
of our people, and thousands have
flocked to the city.
^Vc believe, however, that this
mania for city life has reached its
height, and that ere loug we will wit
ness the return of hundreds to the
farms nud plantations which so much
need the touch of intelligent) well
directed industry The exigencies of
the situation will demand the deple
tion of our crowded centers, and idle
hands will find useful and profitable
employment in that oldest and most
essential of all occupations, agricul
ture.
This will be a glad day, and will
?mark the beginning of a new and bet
ter order of things. It has ever been
true, that country life is best suited
to the growth of those higher and
better qualities which go tu make up
Sturdy manhood and virtuous woman
hood. And when our people get back
their bid time love for the country and
return to build up the waste places,
we will sec again the splendid civili
zation of thc Old South. ?
Don't leave the country. Stand by
thb farm, and build up around the
country homo, the Church and the
school house. Develop there a social
lifo sc attractive that thc din and
noise and stir of the city will not be
needed to give it interest and vivacity.
There are mere intelligent farmers
at work in the South now than we
have had for many years past, and
there is a greater opening in that field
than ever before. There is yet a
great deal of hardship, privation and
suffering among those who rush to thc
towns. With industry and economy
these could all live lives of comfort
and independence on the farms. Don't
leave the rural districts. There is the
normal home of man.- Wesleyan Ad
vocate.
Shot to Death.
CITY OP MEXICO, Sept. 19.-Capt.
Cota, of the 12th infantry, who was
some time since condemned to death
for insubordination for the killing of
a major of his regiment in Sonora dur
ing the Yaqui rebellion, was shot here
yesterday- Detachments from all the
garrisons were present, about 1,500
men^ being drawn .up on three sides of
the square. By 5.45 all was ready
und a carriage, containing Capt. Cota
and three friends, guarded by soldiers,
drew up. At the further end of the
square, opposite ?the eastern thou ad,
in front of which ?the execution was to
take place, the coach stopped and the
condemned man j alighted. He was
immediately conducted to the. place
of execution 'by ac picket of infantry,
His nerve was indomitable and his
courage: 'sup?jrb. \ As. ^he advanced
down the length Af the square, a disr
tance of, at Least tooti hundred yards,
ho was quietly p tiffin g at a cigarette,
and when the squad halted he walked
with deliberatiou io the position as
signed to him. Xot even tnere did
bis, courage forsake him, when the
officer strode forward bandage inhand,
with the intention of blindfolding
him. Capt. Cot-U ut once motioned
him away, declaring that he was not
afraid. .
Not even as th >'officer in charge of
tba firing party took his place, and
with his t..-ord motioned the orders to
the men, "Heady, present, fire," was
there the least tnace of fear on the
face nf tho condemned - man. At the
'first discharge he llropped dead.;
She was Freud of
Her Malden Aunts.
$ Two neatly dressed little girls were
walking home from school one-day.
T As small children i sometimes will and
as grown-up children often do, they
, wf^re boasting a little. Each one was
drying to tell a bigger ? story than the
other. "
Little Alice said);
"Mother was saying only'yesterday
that there were more widows in our
family than in ara? other family she
kui-w." There's AuotSlary, and Aunt
Li'z/.io und Aunt Sarah,.and Aunt
Aline, und Aunt'Janp, and Aunt Lucy.
Yo?; haven't. g<>t tbut many widows in
you: family, jsallfci'e
Pt or little Sallie went- home much
crestfallen;, hut tho boxt morning,
when '??he joined Alice., her fnee was
beaming.
"0|i, Alice.!" she exclaimed, "we
have, .marja old maids in our family
than you have in yours." Old maids
arc -farcer ,thun. (Widows. There's
Aunt Haggle, and wfot I^onisi, and
Aunt Betty, ,aud Aunt Tabitha, and
Aunt ??arah Ace, and Aunt Martha.
We hnVo ns mady old maid? as you
have widows 1" and tho child danced
in gleeA
. Alice (could make no* reply to such
a claim,land the two ^children went ou
to soho ll, talking about something
else. They boasted no more that day.
- ,"?1 ? mj -.- j'
- Vovir lilt a child hy tho ?rms? Top?
advice la ?dinned in the eara of pennie >
fros tba iradi* to ino sra ve. ?And yat
you soe Rtw?t blfc men with the at'rangth
of bearacsiofa little chi td ron hy the band?
and ewltfd them off Into space, Just to
Show off tbfelr pro TV oaf?, regard leai of tho
fact that ? bi tttrjeet w rouch intent lat the
?bould-r ark of joint dr break th ? collar
Aone Thslbones of children afr not ru?
tightly eat lin the nocketa a* those of
.adult*.' ana lt taken a very. ?mal l- f.vlat
nouietiropstddtcloaatethem. Many casca
of deformed! backs and high ah&ddere
are traced ht pbystotaaa directly titi- tho
habit ofHWdg or swinging oldie ion by
the arms. \
.. &j?>J;,-, tA .m? m ,-r>
Deaffl?s Cairn st he Cured
! by local apcli??jb>ns, as tboy cannot ri acb tha
r dtwftMe wrtiaa pr tho ear. There ls c alf ono
!'w*T to cans Dotuws, .ana thal 1? by < ons'Ita.
ttoai? refiles brafacM I* caused by *i Inflim
cd condition of th*mucous Hoing ?f tb*. Uurtacb".
la* Tabo Whin ?bli tubb lieu Inflamed : au b?.*0
ft rumbling-curd, *? linperict* bearing, a id whon
lt bi entirely OKU tle?fa?s* fatUe rt* ?lt, and
unldw the InflamtSca ten ocr ut eu cut imi thia
tubo restored vi it?,fconnaYotn'?Uiou, bea lng trill <
bo t???troyed fbv*r-It5 mito/ cairs out o' ion aro,
caused by ?&tarr?b\?*blca. l?n?thlng b tai; in
Raines condition i>r fita cocoas ? unta.*.
- We^?illRtye.0o?*lHun<r?r>d Dollars for ny case
of Deaf>!?s> (c?iS?tj by cataren) tbst ctl.not be
.earea by Kali's fat* blt <*ur?? . S*.t-d for ctrr.uiara,
ttte. r . U j.iCHK3y.Y * 00, Itolfefo,-?..
MrSold by OrofaUtl,7?*- \
BATTLE OF THE WILDERNESS.
Ghastly Recollections of the Field.
'What the Dead Indicated.
"i have no time to bury my dead,
and ean give you none," was Grant's
famous reply to Lee, when, under a
ling of t"uce, &mcessation of hostilities
was requested long enough to bury
the dead. Thus one great and awful
feature of the battle of tho WilnernesB
was the unburied dead, that lay for
days and weeks all over the blood
btained field, ono of the most horrible
and ghastly sights over exposed to
1 uman vision. Probably no battle
l.eld of the civil war offered such an
? pportuuity for inspiration as this..
Ordinarily, after a lit:ht; burying
parties'were detailed, and the long,
dsep treuch, a common grave,' was
dug, and the dead were at least cover
ed, but not so here. Grant could not
stop, and the long stretch of country,
overrun with Mosby's guerrillas, that
intervened between the llappahanaock
river and the nearest Union lines pre
vented aid from that direction in bury
ing the thousands that were slain in
tho Wilderness and in thc fight at
Spottsylvaoia Court House.
I sat os my horse looking over tho
portion of the field where thc fierce
and deadly fightiug of May 4 and 5,
18(14, occurred It was four or five
days after the fight, about the Uth or
10th of May, A small detachment of
our regiment had been sent as an
escort to a train of ambulances to
gather in the wounded, who were being
temporarily cared for in barns and
farm houses near the battlefield, aud
I thus had an opportunity to view this
historic scene. During the 33 years
since, it has been an open question
whether to be glad or sorry that I
visited that battlefield. It could not
be more vividly impressed upon me
had I seen it yesterday. It has been a
nightmare and a horrid day dream all
these years. Often Have I prayed
that visions of those upturned faces,
blackened and distorted, of the staring,
glazed eyeballs, of tho stiffened, out
stretched hands, seemingly still grasp
ing for suport, those rigid forms wrap
in blue and gray, that had fought
their last battle and now lay side by
Bide in that great charnel field, might
be blotted forever from my recollection.
Then, agaiu, I have been glad that
I knew so well how that battlefield
appeared, and how barbarous, brutal
and inhuman it made war seem ; glad
that I knew how 10,000 dead horses
looked, which had faced and met
death amid the wild* frenzied sceucs
of one of the greatest battles in the
history of the world.
One of the most striking features to
us that day, and the otic, most thor
oughly fi*fd in our memories, was that
all over that battlefield, or at least
that part we visited, there lay three
boys in blue to one in gray. It will
bc remembered that all through the
Wilderness fight tho Confederates
were protected by a system of earth
works and hastily7 constructed forti
fications, and abatises, while thc Union
troops were compelled to fight largely
in the open and assail the Confederates
in their strongholds. From these it
was utterly impossible to dislodge the
enemy except by the masterly series
of flank movements, so successfully
planned by General Grant.
~ We Saw in one place where the men
in line of battle had taken off their
knapsacks and laid them in a long
row, evidently to be prepared to make
a charge upon one of these earthworks
of the Confederates, some little dis
tance tn front. These knapsacks re
mained almost undisturbed, while tho
men Jay, some in heaps, some here and
Lhere io front of the fortificat ions they
had charged upqn. At this point thc
Quien dead Jay thickest. I believe I
jou'd have dismounted 'and walked a
.iisianee as great as two ordinary city
> loti s and never once have stepped
upon the ground-walking on dead
todies all tho way. Indeed, had I
audio taken the ghastly journey, I
s-oule1 haye been compelled in some
duqe^ to c^Iimb over heaps of the dead.
? Tfye.rc w!is a slight growth of undcr
irush at this point, with a few trees
emaining. I made a careful examina
ron.aud could not see a limb or a twig
>r btthh, hilt was marked by a bullet,,
md some bf them in several places.
Pho :wonder seemed, not that'there
vere'somauy dead, but that any liyed.
Officers add privates all made a common
;auso here, and rank was forever ob
itorated, for among the 'dead we
?oticcd the shining shoulder-straps of
sommissioned officers mingled with
he ordinary blue uniform of the com
oon soldier. The trees were torn and
mattered, the fearful, work of shot
iud shell being shown on every side,
duskots/canteens, haversacks, knap
tacks-in fact, nearly all that makes
ip the accoutrements of the soldier
rere scattered in all directions. Near
he roft'l, evidently smashed by a solid
hot, j ls thc broken caissob of an
rtitlj^ l wigon, while tho gun lay in
he d li with a'dead soldier lying
ice J pi ird across it.
No| '.Ts felt like performing any
st ?f e|sh vandalism; though, as
saf3*. "Miter 'extending. from the
ockl #p?ead Confederate soldier, '
4i?I . tr|l, and, some of the boys
gathering around, wo looked it over.
It was worn and partly illegible, but
W? made out that it was from the
town of Hamlet, in the State of North
Carolina. It was in a lady's hand
writing and the portion that we were
able to read was as follows .
"My Dear Jack : We hope that you
oan soon roturu and help UB with the
tobacco crop ; but if not, we do hope
and pray to God that our dear Jack
will not bc harmed of those terrible
Yankees."
As we looked at the letter and theu
ot the upturned face of poor Jack,
turning black from exposure to the
sun, and then thought of that poor
wife, ur mother, or sister who was
waiting and watching for thc return of
thc dead and mangled soldier at our
feet, and of thc other LO.OOO homes
from which dear ones bad gone out
who were now arnon;,' that host ot' dead
around us. we began to comprehend
something of the brutal, barbarous
nature of war. And, personally, 1
would have had a keener comprehen
sion still bad I known then what I
. learned a few days later, that on that
very battlefield, aud not far from thc
spot where poor Jack lay, my own
brother had been killed a few days
before. Ile was on thc skirmishing
line, early in the morning of May 4,
at the very beginning of tho fight.
He was struck in thc thigh with a
minie bullet, carried to the rear, his
leg amputated and he died a few days
later in a hospital.
We had ample time to inspect thc
field while our ambulances were visit
ing the houses, barns and huts to
which thc wounded had been carried,
or to which they had been able to walk
or crawl. In some few places an ap
parent effort had been made to bury
thc slain. But this only added to t' e
horror of the scene, for portions of
the bodies were exposed.
We could trace the movements of
the Union line by the appearance of
tho field. In a space where evidently
tho .line of battle had been before the
forward movements, the dead lay as if
some one had measured an accurate
line, and then placed them in order
upon it. Then, apparently, came the
forward dash, and here and there they
lay as they had plunged head foremost
in the rusk for the Confederate lines.
So far all were clad in blue, but
where the clash had come and the
opposing lines had met. then gray and
blue lay side by side or one athwart
the other. Some faces had a smile
upon them, others had a surprised
and startled look, while others ex
pressed agony and despair, and still
others had & look of hate and defiance
as if they had fought to the very
death. Looking over the portion of
the field where we were, wc saw broken
limbs hanging from trees where shot
and shell struck, trees cut down with
solid shot or split and shattered, the
ground torn up and plowed as the
death messenger sped along, broken
wheels of artillery wagons and ambu
lances scattered about; these, with tho
dead that lay amid them all, made a
picture so infernal, so barbarous and
inhuman, that the 30 years that have
intervened have utterly failed to
diminish its horrors.
Wo loaded every ambulance wc had
with the wounded and dying, and
started on the long march towards
Alexandria, Ya., where the nearest
help and hospital service could be
secured. In fording the Rappahan
n?ck river at the United States ford,
one ambulance was driven into deep
water and two poor fellows were
drowned!. It was a sad ending to their
brief dream of help and home, and one
of the 10,000 cruel, bitter scenes of
that cruel and bitter war.-Cyrus C.
Slfcpartl, Co. /.'., If?tli N. Y. Vdt.
Cavalry, in N. V. Evening l*ost.
- "You wish to be relieved from
jury duty, but you haven't a good
reason," said the judge. "It's
public spirit," said the un
willing talesman, "on the score of
economy. 1 have dyspepsia,* judge,
and I never agree with anybody. If I
go ort this jury there will be a dis
agreement, and the county Will, have
to go to the expense of a new trial."
"Excused," said the judge.
- There are more peoplo in Greater
New York than in all English-speak
ing Canada.
Cores Sidney and Bladder Trot s.
Thousands of such cases have been
cured 'by tho use of Botanic Blood
Balm (B. B, B.) If you doubt it, call
or send to the Company whose adver
tisement appears in this paper, and
they will, for a one cent stamp, send
you a book of. wonderful eures, not
only of toe above diseases, but of all
manner of ailments arising, from im
pure blood. It is the standard remedy
of the ago for the cure of all blood
and skin diseases. $1.00 per large
bottle.
cu rt i,i) wiTn TWO BOTTLES.
J. A. Maddox, Atlanta, Ga., writes :
''I had great trouble in passing urine,
which was filled with sediments. My
back and loins gave mo much pain, and
[ lost my appetite, strength, and flesh.
I became nervous and unable to sleep.
Fwo bottles of Botanic Blood Balm
[B. B. B.)gavc me entire, relief."
S. M. Ellis, Atlanta, Ga., writes:
.Botanic Blood Balm(B. B. B.) cured
ne of most stubborn eczema. I had
loctored it without success for twelve
?rears.'
For sale by .druggist?.
-F *" ' ? . ?? . ? .
Set tho Dog's Broken Leg. c
- 1
Two young women-school girls, in
fact-stood in one of the wards of tho (
Flower Hospital in this city not many i
days ago and watched with keen in- <
tercet the deft fingers of a surgeon as '
he treated and bandaged the broken
arm of an- adult patient. Tho girls
were not thero because of mere curi
osity, but by appointment to take, a
practical lesson in the application of
splints and bandages. In several of
the city hospitals visitors of this class
aro. at stated periods, accorded simi
lar privileges.
Instruction in thc mutter of dress
ing and bandaging a eut, a bruise or a
broken bone constitute a special
branch of study in 'many private
schools for girls, and occasionally ar
rangements an made by the teachers j
to take a limited number ?d' pupils in
to the hospitals to observe and study
tho work of thc skilled surgeons and ?
nurses, iii most cases the hospital
authorities and attendants have taken
especial pains to aid the ambitious
school girls in acquiring the knowl
ege necessary to fit them for emer
gency service. With some young wo
men the haudliug of splintB and band
ages has become almost a fad. The
sale of bandage rolls in the pharma
cies and in some of tho department
stores has increased perceptibly since
so many of thc city schools have add
ed "emergency service"' instruction to
their other departments.
That' the girl who "kuows what to
do in emergency" is not a creature of
thc imagination was demonstrated in
West 22d street one day last week in
tho presence of a policeman and a
dozen women and children. A va
grant dog had been run over by a
heavy wagon, and was found in 72d
street, just west of Columbus avenue,
? moaning pitifully with a broken leg.
Some sympathetic. Indies hunted up a
policeman, and thc-latter was about to
shoot the animal when a self-possess
ed, energetic girl interposed and
begged to bc allowed to attend to the
dog herself. "He does not want to be
killed," said the girl. "See the
pleading expression of his cj'es. Let
mc examine the injury." Removing
her gloves, she felt of the dog's
wounded leg with the air of a profes
sional and tho tenderness of her sex.
"Oh! I think it is only a simple frac
ture," she remarked. "1 can mend it
if you will let me, Mr. Police Officer."
The officer nodded assent, and the
emergency girl set about her task
with delightful composure. Sue cool
ly pressed the small boys among the
onlookers into service. Her home
was near by, and she sent one boy
there for sdme bandages, another boy
.she, dispatched to a corner grocery foi
an empty peach basket, and one of thc
sympathetic ladies who had hunted ur
the policeman was commissioned tc
go to the nearest drug store "for some
arnica. Whcu her simple, appliance.1
arrived she spread a newspaper ou thc
edge of the sidewalk aud sat down be
side the dog. The policeman whittled
some splints from tip? peach basket,
and ina very few minutes tho girl hac
them neatly and firmly bound arouuc
the dog's injured leg. So daintily die
abe work that the animal's mo.min?
gave way to- an occasional painfu
yelp, and when She picked him up tc
airy him to her homo he nestled in
1er arm with almost human affection.
Thc police officer escorted the omer
jeney girl to the door of her residence,
ind left her with cordial expressions
)f admiration and respect.-New York
rimes.
Hadn't tho Capacity.
Men who have worn the judicial cr
mino generally have certain privileges
in court that the struggling young law
yer would make any sacrifice to obtain
A newly admitted member of the ba
made a suggestive remark to cx-Judgi
Curtis, of New York, about this, and
the old gentleman became very angry.
NV ben he gets mad he lets himself i
loose. He did sn on this occasion, '
but finally wound u[> with, "I am a ! <
fool ! 1 nm the biggest fool on earth!'* 1
The youngster attempted to soothe
him with the remark, ''Judge, all men
are fools at times. 1 have been a fool
myself.''
Tho enraged old lawyer glared at
bim.
"You a fool ?" be sneered. <
"Yes. anda bigger fool than you, ?
judge."
This caused thc judge to tear the
little hair left upon his venerable bead.
"1 deny it, sir?" he shouted ; ' it is a
lie ! You could never be a bigger fool
than I. You have not the capacity,
sir; not the capacity!" - AVw York
Ti m is.
- mM . mm --
- Tho British Km piro bas un uren of
nf 1 1, 100,000 Mp?iro mites anti a population
of 100,000,000. Tba BrltiHh Km pi rn itt ?ix
times at? extensivo us that of ancient
Home- in ita palmiest days.
- Polly Brannum, tho oldest woman in
TennoKsoe, died the othor day nt tho ago
of 109. Sbo was the daughter of a Revo
lutionary patriot, and in hor dity waa ac
quainted with Sevier, Blount, Boan, Car
roll, Sam Houston, Andrew Johuson,
Andrew Jackson, Polk and other mon of
national reputation.
- A sound precedent, it lu noted, has
hean established iu New York. Twenty
years ?go in Brooklyn a man was Bent to
the penitentiary for a torin of twenty
years for burglary. After serving two
years he was pardoned, his innocence of
any participation in the crime heing fully
established. Tho Slate hoard of claims,
under special legislative authority, on
Saturday awarded this victim of injustice
$7,50Q*damBges for falso imprisonment.
He bad made a claim for flus DI io, which
wu? out of reason.
Court of Spinal Appeal.
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of high grade I nairn men tx, Also, a large
line of (?uilarN, RtanjoH, YioliiiH,
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The C. A. ReeQ Music Honse.
T?KE NOTICE.
TVc hereby notify all parties
who owe Bleckley & Fretwell
past due papers that owing to
thc death of our senior, Syl
vester Bleckley, that the same
must be paid at an early day,
not later than Nov, 1st next,
as a settlement must be made
with the heirs at law. Your
prompt attention to this notice
and a compliance with same
will be duly appreciated.
Yours very truly,
JOS. J. FRETWELL,
Survivor Bleckley & Fretwell.
Sept 15, 1897 12
W?l Gofltinue thQ B?siuess i
npilE undoi-hi^tm J de?I res io inform the
J. puhlin that he will n mlinue the hus
i noss of hi? father. lt:c luto A S. BlephenH,
on South Main Streft, Hud will he pleased
to terve ihe nul pal mun of thu den nosed ot
any tittie The best of workmen will be
employed, ami wh?-n you need any repair
work on your bugahw carriages and wog
oni) ?ive rn? a call. We will also keep in
stock a full line ol' Carriage and Wagon
Material. We have in Rtock now a num
ber of home made one and two-horse
Wagoua and Single s?*Mt Pbintons which
will be sold nt very ieduced prices, .
Persona indebted ?o r.hn lalo A. S. Ste
phens and tn lb? hld brm of Reoii cfc Ste
phens will phase make payment to the
undei ata?ed.
PAUL E STEPHENS. Manager.
Sept8, 18?7 ll _3m_
NOTICE.
?TMJE Comity Treasurer's OHice will be
X open from ibe h"?th of Camber next .
to the 31st of December following; for tho
collidion cf Taxes fo,r th? fiscal year 1897.
For the c:.ru f nienee of Tax pa vern I will,
attend at the follow in? places :
Slabtown. CcU.h -r : ?.
Mount Airv October Ifl
Piedmont, Ootob"- 18?
Pelze>-, October 19.
I lon ea Path. October ?7.
Cook's Octohor 28.
On all other days between October 15tb
and December .'UM, thc nib ce will be open
nt Anderdon. Thu folio whit; ia the levy
for State, County and Hchooi purposes :
.-tate. 5 mill?.
Ordinary County. 3 milln.
Special (Road). 1 mill.
Special (Court House). 1 mill.
For Schools. 3 mills.
Total. 13 mille.
Truesteen of Hunter School District have
made a spcchil lovy ol 3 mills for tchou,
purpose*, making a total luvy for that dis
trict of 10 milks.
AH malo persona between twenty-one
ninl M xiv years of age, except those unable
to ?am a living "ii ?ecouttt of heing
maimed, or I rum nthsr ?aus", and those
who t-ervod in the !a'e ?ur, are required to
pay n poll (Hx of ons dollar
,\1? main perso i -J hi-r.wuon < tableen and
li Tr _> years if iii?e, who aro nble to work
roaos or inusu them i<> he '.....iked. except
ne inners nfl? awl? of se! o >! trna (c-, luin
. ?:. s nf ibu ;;o-pi lo ir.it mil i 1* it (',:<> of a
congregation, peimin*? pi-rmamii! ly <Ji?
?'? ?! i ii? the military ser.yie? fif this State,
and tijus." wi i NM vt'! i i th? I . war, aro
requited to work Ihr?"* days < i the public
roa le, oi lo lita nt' work, pay a c onmuta
lion tax of onu ?!t;il r ioho co ?hot ed at
sam'1 lime other t.ix>- ure eolh-eted.
K Y?. I.KOWiV, Co Treas.
NOTICE Ki NA J, K BTTfjKM ENT.
Th?* undersigned. Ext cutera of the
Estate of '.Maty Ano Harper, deceased,
hereby give notice thai they will on the
1st day of November, 1N'.?7, apply to the
Judgcvof Probate for Anderson County for
a Final Settlement of paid Estate, and a
discharge from their oftlce as Executors.
THOMAS HARPER,
J. W. HAKPKB,
Executors.
Sept'*?, J897_14_5__
THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OP ANDERSON.
COURT OP COMMON PLEAS.
James O. Harpur, John W. Harper and J. A. Wel
born as Executor of ihe Last Will and Testa
ment of Jcptha Harper, deceased, Plaintiffs,
again.t William A. Harper and Thomas M. Wel
boiD, Defendants -Summons for Belief. Com?
plaint served.
To the Defendants Willam A. Harper and Thomas
M. Wolborn.
YOU are hereby summoned and required toan
awor tho Complaint In this action, ol'which
a copy is herewith served upon you, and lo serve
a copy of vour answer to the ?aid Complaint on
the subscribers at their ofllce. Anderson Court
House, South Carolina, within twenty days after
the service hereof, exclusive of the day of such
service: and If you fal) to answer tho Complaint
within the tlmu aforcstfil, the Plaint!?' in thu,
action will apply to the Court for the relief dc
inanded in ibo Complaint.
Dated Ot Anderson. S. C., Sept. filh, 1897.
BONHAM A WATKINS,
Plaint!!!'*' Attorneys.
[SKALj JNO. C. WATKINS, e. c. c P.
To tho absent Defendant, William A Harper:
You Will pie? M> tako not lc?? that the Complaint
herein w;is lihd in tho < Alco of Juba <\ Watkins,
(Hork of tho Court of Common Plew for Anderson
County, 8. C., ot Anderson, S. C. tho sta dny of.
September, I6U7, and that tho object of this"action
!H to foiclosure a certain mortgage executed by yon
lo Jcptha Harper on December Uh. 1 * 'A 1. ara ID
?thc? certain morlgaj?* executed by von tohlui on
March 2,1?JH?, ?nd tn otttuln a sui?; u? thepreml
1*8 covered by said inoJrtKagea.
IH?NUAM A WATKINS,
PlsdiulriV Attorneys.
Anderson,S. C., SeptiStb, 18J7. 11-0.