The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, April 07, 1897, Image 1

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BY CLINKSCALES & LANGSTON. ANDEKSON, S. C, WEDNESDAY MOKNING, APEIL 7, 189' VOLUME XXXII. - NO. 41, _3?'?? . 0. EVANS CO., Clothiers and Furnishers. --=M?9*9?9*<MW r WHEN THE FIT IS RIGHT, WHEN THE STYLE IS RIGHT, WHEN THE QUALITY IS RIGHT, WHEN THE PRICE IS RIGHT, WHEN THE GARMENT IS RIGHT, Then you may rest assured that you bought it from .... B. O. EVANS & CO. $5.00 SUITS. In our $5.00, Suits you get all the "rights" that any Suit at that price can have. $7.50 SUITS. Our $7.50 Suits in Plaids, Brown and Grey and Broken Plaids are up to the standard, well tailored, perfect fitting and stylish made. $10.00 SUITS. Take our $10.00 Blue Serges. They are quite the correct thing, either as an entire Suit or with separate trowsers, in Stripes or Shepherd's Plaids. We give you quali ty, style and fits, all combined, for the least money that any first-class, reliable firm can offer. Our garments in prices and quality are successfully meeting the severest competition. $12.50 SUITS. The strongest line the market affords. We can't say too much about this line. In French weaves, Worsteds, Diagonals, Clays and Whip Cords the colorings are a thing of beauty. Blue, Black, Gray and Steel Mixtures. Perfect in every respect?fit, quality, style and price. $15.00 SUITS. Our $15.00 Suits are above the average at that price. We never allow goods to leave our house unless they are fully up to guarantee, which is honest goods, honest made, perfect fits. Soft and Stiff Bosom Negligee Shirts. Large variety of novel patterns in Madras, Percales and Fancy Plaids. Prices ranging from 35c, 50c, 75c, $1.00 and $1.25. Latest shapes in Soft and Stiff Hats. Examine our line of Tourist Hats?colors, brown, pearl, pecans and blacks. Price $1.00, $1.25 to $2.50. We will appreciate a call from any one wishing to examine the Spring and Summer styles. Money back if dissatisfied. . O. Evans & Co WE are now offering some Goods that were slightly dam aged by water in the recent fire? AT GREATLY REDUCED PRICES. These goods are only slightly damaged, and it will be to your interest to call and examine them, as they are cheap. We have just received a beautiful line of? GENTS' RUSSET and 0XBL00D BALS For Summer wear which we are going to sell very close. We are still closing out our Heavy Winter Goods at greatly reduced prices to make room for Summer Goods. Give us a call, and you will be convinced that our prices are right. The lates Shoe Co. THE DUTCHMAN ONCE SUNG : "Meat means tings dat's good to eat, Meet also means tings dat's brober ; 'Tis only mete to measure dean tings Yen steampoats meet the stabber." Thai Dutchman caught the idea on the first jump, and if ycu would be wise and want to get fat and jolly liko the typical Dutchman, f Major Tolly or our Senior,) you will Jose no time to visit our Establishment, where you will find everything that is good to eat, such as? Fresh Meats, Vegetables, Fruits and Canned Goods, Cured Meats, Flour, Meal, Sugar, Molasses, And everything necessary for seasoning and shortening. We handle everything to eat?the best that can be procured, and at the lowest prices. F-ee City Delivery. Telephone No. 4L JE. H. 3? O ORE Sc CO., City Market. DEPOT STREET. Our Trumpets ! Our Ads. are our Little Trumpets ! Our Big Trumpets . . . Are the voices of the thousands on every hill and in every vale of this mundane region which tell where the good things of IRON and STEEL can be had for the LEAST MONEY. Tnirupet-tongued they speak for? Our Cotton Planters. The Genuine Brooks, Improved Brooks, and the Celebrated Dow Law. Our Steel Plows. Georgia goods?made by Towers & Sullivan. Our Blacksmith Tools. Going like hot calces. Our Barbed Wire. Well-drawn Steel?light twisUd. Our Fence and Poultry Netting. Very best. Our Handled Hors. Quality superior?set perfect. Our Oliver Chilled Plows. Turn down all others. Our Leather Collars. To fit anything. Onr Doors, Sash, &c. Make building cheap. Other things in the Hardware and Implement Line, Too numerous to mention. _SjJLLlVAN HARDWARE CO. WINTER'S IRON RULE IS BROKEN, A TIIOS. A. ARCHER. CLARENCE OSBORNE. ARCHER * OSBORNE \ 8 the public to know that they have recently onened upa new lino of FIRST IT CLASS? Cooking and Heating Stoves, Cooking Utensils of all kinds, Crockery, Lamps, Glassware, Tinware, Woodenware, &c, And that they propose selling them as cheap as anybody in Anderson. Como and Bee our Gjods and get our prices. We will treat you right. We want your trade. We want to give you full valuofor it. Woaroaho prepared to do all kinds of TIN WORK, euch as Roofing, Guttering and Repairing. Our Shop is well equipped, and wc will do your work on stort notice and at rea aonab e prices. We are keen np for business. Djn't pive us the go-by. Yours truly, ARCHER & OSBORNE. ND NATURE rtjoiccs once more in ber freedom. Toe time of sowing has come. Our supply of? Garden Tools and Farming Implements Cannot be surpasseil, and wo have prices that are sure to sell you if you only give us a chanca We are soiling POl'LTR?" WIRE at prices never before heard of" in Ander son. We aro iole Agents for the? Genuine Terrell Cultivator. It produces tbo best results. Saves time and labor. Beware of imitations. Don't be hoo d'joed, but como straight to Headquarters and get the genuine article. Yours vory truly, I?. s.-Wo have COTTOX PLANTERS world without ond. We sell the Im proved Brooks, the Old Brooks and the Dialogue. DOSDM ATLANTIC SOLUBLE GUANO, And other brands of their well known High Grade Fertilizers, for sale by : : : : : : : : : ID. ?. SXtO^IsT. BILL ARFS LETTER. Solhern Cotton Cotinues to be King. Allanta Constitution. ' 'Cotton is King!" I don't know who first said that, but it is a fact. It is the most useful and most important product in the world and has the most influence on its commerce. I was rumi nating about this because of some let ters of inquiry that from time to time I have received concerning cotton. The last from an old friend, Colonel Saxon, says he cannot learn from the department at "Washington when cot ton clothwas first imported to thiscoun try. And so I will venture a few remarks on this subject in general, for it is full of remarkable facts and illus trates the kindness of Providence to His creatures. Providence is always kind and whenever we need anything He unlocks another door of His treas ury and says here it is. There is no doubt at all that the cotton plant was created "in the begining," and with a design for the use and benefit of mankind when it should be needed. Attention was at tracted to it away back in the centuries. Four hundred and fif ty years before the Christian era Her ordotus wrote about it as a plant bear ing fleeces more delicate and beautiful, than those of sheep, and of the In dians using it for the manufacture of cloth. From India it was introduced into Greece and Rome, and C;esar used it for his army tents and covered the forum with it. The cotton fabrics of the Hindoos have been excelled only by the most perfect machinery of modern timc3. We read of a Hindoo princess who came into a court of re ception and the king said, "Go home ?go home, my child?you are not de cently covered"?and shereplied,"Fa there. I have seven suits on," but they were of cotton muslin so thin and del icate that the king could see through them. The famous muslins of Decca, in Calcutta, were called "webs of wo ven wind," and when a piece was laid upon the dew covered grass, it was not discernable. Imagine the wonder of these fabrics when there was not a spindle, but the distaff and only a loom that the weav er carried about-with him setting it up under a tree and digging a hole in the ground for his feet to work the tred dle. But the manufacture of cotton for the common people was smothered during all the centuries, and only wool and flax were used for clothing. The ancient Egyptians used it to some ex tent, spinning it with the distaff and weaving it with the primitive looms, but the plant was not cultivated. It was not until the tenth century that the cultivation began and that was by the Moors in Spain. The Venitians engaged in it in the fourteenth century and the English in the early part of the eighteenth. But its use was very limited, for the seed were in the way. But not comes the revolution of cot ton; the revolution that in a few years made it king. Nothing so wonderful has ever transpired in commerce and manufacture. There was a conjunc tion of the three things that were necessary to bring about this revolu tion: The gino by Whitney in 1793; the spinning jenny by Arkwright in 1789, and the power loom by Cart wright in 1789, all startled the world about the same time and gave impulse to the growth and use and manufact ure of cotton that was pregnant with great results. One of these results was theofixingof slavery as an institution upon the Southern States. Up to that time it was not considered either safe or profitable to encourage their impor tation from the Northern States. But of course, it took several years for these inventions to become generally introduced. My mother told me that as late as 1818 she used to spend most Gf the winter evenings picking the seed from the cotton by hand?with half a dozen or more of the family servants sitting in a circle around the fire. She vied with them in trying to excel in the quantity seeded. This was 'in Liberty county of this State, and the cotton was probably the long staple variety. Whitney became involved in inter minable law suits and his gin which was for only the short cotton, was not in use for many years after it was in vented. My father put up the first gin in Gwinnett county in 1S28, and seed cotton was hauled to it from all the adjacent country. Previous to the use of the gin it was considered a fair day's work to make a pound of lint. But the gin with two attendants picked 400 pounds in a day. At that time the old-fashioned spinning wheel was in general use and a day's workjfor the spinner was six cuts?a cut being 140 rounds on the reel, but the first spinning jenny with one attendant did eighty times as much and did it bet ter. Later on it did 2,000 times as much. The saving in weaving by the power loom was in similar proportion and hence it suddenly came about that ten men could do the work of ten thousand. No wonder that Ilargraves I and Arkwright were driven from their homes by the spinners and the spin sters. Excuse me for telling the girls just here that a spinster is the femi nine for spinner, and used to mean a mairiageable girl who had made her self eligible and fitten to be marriedby spinning and weaviug enough cloth for her own trousseau, and shects'and cov erlets for the bed and table cloths and napkins for the table. This was the dowry she brought her husband. But these inventors went to Nottingham and put up mills and made a monopo ly of the business. They and their associates grew rich so fast that they determined to exclude all mankind from acquiring a knowled? of their inventions. The doors were kept lock ed and the operatives sworn to secre cy. New England tried in vain to buy the right and could not compete with English yarns. But the dclivereuco was not far off. Samuel and John Slater who had worked for Arkwright in England for seven years, saw large money on this of the water. "They came and brought with them a full knowledge of "all three of the inventions and how to use them and how to build a factory. Of course they met with a warmrecep tion, and in 1806 they erected a mill and planted a town and named it Sla tervillc. They soon made a fortune. When John died he left his millions to his son, and when John, jr., died he bequeathed a million to our Dr. Jiaygood in trust for the education of the negroes of the South. It was a gift fit to be made, for the fathers and mothers of these negroes grew the cotton that made the Slaters rich. The Slaters not only spun their yarns, but wove them, and the cloth was called homespun, because it was woven at home and not brought from England. But, although cotton was now king commercially, it was ranked socially by ether fabrics. It was not so beau tiful as silk nor so strong as ilax"no so warm as wool, and hence for year it was woven only into the commoi fabrics for the common people. Tin calicos that were imported from Cali eut in Turkey, were spun with a dis taff and woven in the old-fashione< hand loom. The nankeen cloth tha came from Nankin in China was madi by a similar process. I remember tha my father, who was a merchant bought some of that nankeen when ' was a lad and my mother made me ? pair of pants and a round jacket ou of it and I was proud and yellow. I was not until the 40's when the fine fabrics, such as muslins and lawns were made of cotton. In 18-12 a ma chine was invented of so delicate ? nature that a single pound of cottoi was spun to a length of 1.100 mik s and in 1851 some cloth of exquisit? lincness was woven expressly for dress for the Queen of England am was exhibited at the Crystal Palaci Fair in London >in that year. But i is asserted that no machinery has eve surpassed the liane1 work of the Hin doos and that Montczuma presentee Cortcz with robes of cotton interwove with feather work that revealed tin delicacy of the finest painting. But notwithstanding the invention of the spinning jenny and the powe: loom, our country people continu?e for years to spin and weave their owt cloth, and the female slaves wen made to do so by their master. Tin spinning wheel was the first to sur render, and the factory yarn, or "spur truck," as it was called, came int( general use along in the 40's. In i few years more the home-made loon had to go, and since the war thewhee and the loom have ceased their mush in the homes of our people. It was not until after the close oJ the war of 1812 that even thenorthen people bought any cloth from Er gland. Until about 1810 England h;.c none to sell or expert, but from thai time until 1824 its exportation in creased very rapidly and almost paral yzed our New England mills. But rr that year and in 1828 and 1832 Con gress placed a duty of 25 per cent, i-.c volorem on all English cotton, aid this rprotection greatly revived oui own manufactures. This tariff w;i? reduced in 184G and the outside world given a fair chance to compete. But cotton is still king?king in the southern field and the facto ries and in the carrying trade on the ocean and Liverpool and other gre;il markets of the world. Whether we make large crops or small ones, it is still the greatest factor in the world e comfort and prosperity. Long live the king! Bill Art?. Lion Cub Tet. Some few years ago, in an old Vir ginia home, I chanced to see one o? the strangest sights one could well im agine?a full grown lion with throe children as playmates. The home be longed to a relative of mine, where ] had come for a short visit; but at tte gate I paused in consternation to see the beautiful "king of the forest'' leap out just like a tame dog. The children called and the handsome ani mal bounded to them and commenced to play. I was amazed, fori had ne1' er conceived that a lion, of all animal.?, could be domesticated. He played with the children as one of them, lick ing their hands; again taking them in his "huge arms," as it were, and en tering into their games and amuse ments. A dog ran up, but Leo was jealous of their attention, and with one blow of his big paw the dog w&? unceremoniously slapped over, leaving the lion rnasterof the field. On reaching the house one of my first questions was to ask my cousin the history of the children's pet, which I will give in her own words: "One day, some two years ago, a circus was passing through the coun try, and while they were in the town a lion cub was born. It was not lar ger than a good-sized puppy, and, as the circu3 was on its summer trip, and they could not be bothered with it. they were going to kill it, I begged it from them; they were glad to be rid o? their unwelcome visitor, and gave him to me. "Leo was a pretty little thing, and very gentle. He was fed out of a bottle like a baby, and grew up with the chil dren till he became their companion and protector. "As he grew largor people became alarmed to see a lion running at large, and talked so much about it that at last it even made the grown members of the family nervous, and they deter mined to part with him. lie was a magnificent specimen, far more beau tiful than any kept, in confinement, and my cousin sent word to the me nageries in Lincoln Park, Chicago that if they would send for Leo thej might have him, well knowing that the keepers would give him all care and attention. Many tears were shed when he was sent away, and the chil dren refused to be comforted for the loss of their playmate. "Two years went by and the famous 'world's fair' in C ?cago was the ab sorbing topic of Jie day. My cousin and her eldest girl visited it, but not even the beauties of the 'White City' with its many attractions could kcq them from Leo. As they came neai his cage he ran to tho side nearest them, and seemed to know the child Her mother was afraid, and called tc her to stand back, but the girl an swered: 'Leo will not hurt me, mam ma; see, he knows me;' and indeed h< did. The mighty lion put his front paws through the bars, pressed his face against them and pulled his play mate to him, holding her in his arms as he had done many times in his far away home in Virginia, licking liei face for joy. Mother and child hat1 tears in their eyes when they at last left their dumb friend." Strange as this may seem, it is : true story, many people knowing al the circumstances. It is well to shott what kindness to dumb animals ruaj make of them. Leo might some da} have shown his savage nature ane harmed the children, but it is bardi] probable.?Our Animai Friend, During the winter of 1893, F. V Martin, of Long Leach. West A contracted a severe cold which lei him with a cou.crh. In speaking ! how he cured it. he .-ays: "1 used sov eral kinds of cough syrup but foutu no relief until I bought a bottle o? Chamberlain's Cough licmcdy, wind relieved me instantly, and in a shor time brought about a complete cure.' When troubled with a cough or cob use this remedy and you will not fim it necessary to try several kind.? be fore you get relief. It has been oi the market for over twenty years am constantly grown in favor and popu larity. For sale at 25and 50 ccuts pei bottle by Hill-Orr Drug Co. ? No man doth safely rule but hi that hath learned gladly to obey. an indian legend. An Indian Chiefs Curse. A llanta Journal. Many years ago the rich bottoms and fertile lands bordering on the Chattahoochcc, in the lower part of the State, were the abiding places of many indian.s. Here they lived and J thrived until the pale face came with * his firewater and his firearm. Now 1 the pale face holds the land and the r laud holds all that is left of the - dians who did not leave immediately ; for those who remained are there yeti 1 The one grand theme of American his 1 tory is that the pale face and the red man cannot abide in the same place, B unless separated by a certain quantity jj of earth?with the redskin on the un 1 der side. Shot and "half shot" the & poor Indians were all taken off?some 1 by bullets, and the others by "balls" 1 ?and now only a few worn mounds " mark the spots where once proud chiefs * held sway. 3 The names of counties and of towns 2 once the villages of the redskins, are all reminiscent of the early inhabita 3 tion. Both in the adjacent sections r. of Georgia and Alabama it is noticea * ble. There is Muscogee and Chatta I hoocbe and Oswichee and Chunnenug 5 gee. The whole country is alive with 1 legends and tales of the departed sava ges. 1 All that portion of Alabama situa } ted just opposite Muscogee county 1 was once owned by a great and very j wealthy chief. Over his thousands of 1 fertile acres roamed herds of fat cattle ' and fine horses. Tradition is not to , be relied upon as to che chief's name. * Some say "he was called in the Indian 1 lauguage Wamachoochco; butisoften f er said that it was Amaquoiwaista 1 chatta." Whatever it may have been ' ?whether longer or shorter?it does not matter. The stary is the same. His name was not talisman enough to ' save him from his fate. It was too j long, just as his acres were too broad. The first act of despoliation on the I part of the greedy invaders is respon r sible for this historical doubt. They i stript him of his proud title and ' branded him plain Sykes. To this was coupled another insult?Tom. 1 The stately diphthongs were replaced by harsh consonants and Amaquoi ; waistachatta became Tom Sykes. Ugh! The stranger in those parts now is s s truck by the appearance of the coun 1 try. Huge gullies and ravines every 1 where meet the eye. Ditches, once 1 dug to drain the soi l, have since be come great crevasses and huge land slides show where the earth has begun to slough away. Through these vast channels the soil drifts into the Chat tahoochee and great bars are left pro ' jecting out into tha center of the stream. The rest is washed down ? stream to add to the clifficuties of nav igation and create impediments only . to be removed by government appro : priations and the ceaseless toil of the dredging boats. Tradition says thin is the curse of ! Amaquoiwaistachatta! The legend is weird and when it was 1 related to me I could not but feel a creepy sensation and afeeling of some awe as I gazed upon the ruin wrought I by the treacherous soil. A blight seems surely to have falleu upon the land! The story was told me some years ago, but it made a profound impression. It ? continues thus: It sounds like a profanation to call the unfortunate chief by the uncere monious name bestowed upon him by his white neighbors. It is equally im possible to use his own title ev ery time I speak of h.\m, so Tom Sykes he must be, even though it ruin the story nid strike a discord in the ro man^ I feci a great sympathy for the poor Indian, but I am not lacking in appreciation for the motives which led to the contraction, of his name. Tom Sykes was one against many. He was likewise no trade. He is fur ther said to have be been over fond at times of firewater. All of this shows that Tom Sykes was destined to mis fortune and ru'.n. In the present day he would be called an "easy mark." They didn't call it that way in those times, but the process was just the same. Little by little did the broad acres of the great chief dwindle, and great er and greater became the acquisitions of his neighbors. His herds and flocks were thinned and the herds and flocks of the others increased and multiplied. Everybody pushed Tom Sykes along and the goose was work ed overtime to provide golden eggs for the greedy pale faces. They bought a little and took much, and in a few years the great Amaquoiwaistachatta became poor Tom Sykes, whom every body looked down upon and plunder ed. When he could no longer be plundered he was kicked. The Indian's proud spirit was atlast broken, and his great, high brow be came wrinkled, his straight figure bent and his eagle eye dimmed. Finally he became a discord in the community, a bone?though a dry one?of conten tion, and the people decided that he must go. Tom Sykes, broken in spirit and will, had no heart to protest. He bowed in resignation to the dictates of his now powerful nighbors and pre pared to do their bidding. The pre paration was short. He had little to carry away with him except a heart full of fierce hate anda soul full of bitter curses for the advance agents of civilization, who had first robbed him of his worldly goods and had now come to drive him away from the home of his fathers?nothing else. The faith ful squaw rested beneath a mound near by. The faithful steed had already gone to the happy hunting grounds to await his coming. The bow was stiff from long disuse, and the quiver was empty and shattered. Only the aged and broken warrior remained, and he, too, must uow depart. Amaquoiwaistachatta drew himself up to his full height and surveyed the group of insatiate white men. He was no longer Tom Sykes. He became once more the proud chief. His eyes 'lashed with their old fierceness and his voice was full and strong as he be gan to speak: "Amaquoiwaistachatta was once a great chief, the owner of these broad fields where the men of the pale face tribe now dwell. The great chief has become a poor Indian and the pale face chiefs arc rich and powerful. Will the pale face chiefs grant a last re quest of the poor red man? Can he oiler a last prayer to the Great Father of both (lie white man and the red man?" Ho cast his eyes around the assem bled band. lie saw that his request was silently thouch impatiently grant ed. Gathering his blank"! about him he fell upon his knee? and began again, with voice lifted toward the great disc r s 1 1 t e t i of the moon which cast a weird light upon the scene. "0, Mighty Chief, Father of all tribes, judge between the pale face and the red man now. The great chief is about to he driven away from the home of his fathers. The pale face has taken all he possessed and is still not satisfied. If this is right the red man will bow down. If it is not, the red man calls down the curse of the Great Chief upon them. May the pale face never profit by what he has thus acquired. May the land sink and ! crack open ! May the waters that come from above sweep the soil into the Chattahoochoe, and may every grain of sand find its way into the ocean! Great Father, the red man has spok en!'; His head drooped upon his bosom and he remained motionless upon his knees. Several started toward him and hade him rise and depart. He heeded not. They caught hold of him and tried to raise him. His head fell back, and then in the soft moon's gleam they saw he had already done their bidding. The once-proud chief had gone. He had departed from the home of his fathers. His soul was al ready riding free again over the infinite stretches of the Happy Hunting Grounds. This was the curse of Amaquoi waistachatta! W. A. Macdougald. The Yalne of the Bible. "We are grateful to Mr. Edward Bok, editor of the Ladies' Home Journal,for his candid reply to a young man who inquired, "Why is it that so many in telligent men are disbelievers in the Bible?" "It is not," says Mr. Bok. "it is exactly the contrary; the vital truths of the Bible are more fully ac cepted and more thoroughly believed by intelligent men at the present time than at any other period in the world's history; when a man becomes too in telligent to believe in the Bible, and too progessive to be a Christian, his usefulness as a business man, as a member of society and as a companion for other men is over; every young man should bear this fact in mind; there are no two sides to the question; he can make no greater nor fatal mis take in life than to harbor or accept the notion that lack of faith in the Bible means progressiveness; on the other hand, it means everything that is contrary to right, reason and prog ress." That is a secular opinion, but nothing coming from the pulpit or re ligious press could be more dogmatic and perpendicular in its affirmation; but it is not too clear and emphatic, for nothing is so dogmatic as truth, and Mr. Bok, in the above lines, has spok en a truth which is too often forgotten in the world of today, and not infre quently by faint-hearted Christians themselves. Remember this. The bat tle for God and for truth is not wan ing; it is waxing stronger constantly, and for evidence of this, we do not go to the pulpit, but to the secular ora cles, which are sometimes even more infallible in the testimony?more in fallible because strictly impartial. Girard, the infidel millionaire of Philadelphia, one Saturday ordered all his clerks to come on the morrow to his wharf and help unload a newly arrived ship. One young man replied quietly: "Mr. Girard, I can't work on Sun days." "You know our rules." "Yes, I know. I have a mother to support, but I can't work on Sun days." "Well, step up to the desk and the cashier will settle with you." For three weeks the young man could find no work, but one day a banker came to Girard to ask if he could recommend a man for cashier in a new bank. The discharged young man vas at once named as a suitable person. "But," said the banker, "you dis missed him." "Yes, because he would not work on Sundays. A man who would lose his place for conscience sake would make a trustworthy cashier." And he was appointed. It is said that John Wesley was once walking with a brother, who re lated to him his troubles, saying he did not know what he should do. They were at that moment passing a stone fence to a meadow, over which a cow was looking. "Do you know," asked Wesley, "why the cow looks over that wall?' "No," replied the one in trouble. "I will'tell you," said Wesley; "be cause she cannot look through it. And that is what you must do with your troubles?look over and above them."?Rain's Horn. Just an Easy One. "Let the children ask all the ques tions they want to," is the domestic motto of a gentleman connected with the Smithsonian institution. In his case the rule is safer than it would be in most homes, for he is regarded by his acquaintances as a compendium of almost any branch of learning that happens to come under discussion. His boys, having his reputation as an endorsement of their natural confidence in his wisdom, regard him as infalli ble. Being youths of active intellect, they never allow him to run any risk of ennui. He had just put on his overcoat and had his hand on the door knob when one of them hailed him. "Father, will you please tell me something." "I haven't time now." "I only want to ask one question." "Can't you wait until to-night?" "I might forget it." _ "Try to remember it. It will be good mental discipline. Goodby." "I wanted ever so much to know right away," he persisted. "But"? "It won't take you a minute." "Are you sure ?" "Yes." His father looked at his watch and said. "Well, go ahead. What is your question ?" "Why, all I wanted to know is how they work miracles and make conden sed milk."?Washington Star. ? Silence is the best weapon to use against a vulgar and spiteful tongue. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury, as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescrip tions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to the good you can possi bly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure manu factured by K.J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, O., con tains no mercury, and Is taken Internally, acting directly upon t?c blood and mucous surfaces of two pystem. In buying Hail's Catarrh Cure be 6urc jou eel the cenuine. It is taken internally' and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney A Co. Testimonials free. 45-SoId by Druggists, price 75<?. per bottle. All Sorts of rara;?rapbs. ? "Will your father make any ob? jections to my proposing ?" "Ishouldfl think not ! I have six sisters." ? "I would send you a kiss, papa,? wrote little Lucy, who was away on afl visit, "but I have been eating onions.'?fl ? There are 48 different materiale used in constructing apiano, whiqhjfl come from no fewer than 16 countrieSfl ? She?Yes, I am very fond offl pets. He?Indeed ! What, may I aefefl is your favorite animal ? She (franktyjBl ? Barbers say that i;hcy.can tel?i which side a man habitually sleeps onfl because his mustache grows longer onfl the other side. ? A law has been p&sscd in Wa?H deck, Germany, forbidding the grantffl ing of a marriage license to a pcrs?atiB - addicted to the liquor habit. Ufi ? Fathcr-in-law?Do you save anygfl thing up for a rainy dav. young man SB Son-in-Law?Yes, sir. ' "What i'dlflB like to know?" "Umbrellas." ? For inflamatory rheumatism, dis9fl solve into a pint of sweet oil, oneB| ounce of pulverised saltpetre, andai '* thoroughly rub the parts affected. 9 ? The name of Maine was given to IS that State descriptively since in thefflH original charter it was considered w "the Mayne land of New England." ' ? Said a little boy, who, during a, I visit to Florida, was obliged to drink 1 condensed milk : "Mamma, I just;'|l wish that condensed cow would die. "is ? Benedict?Do you think a man will have bad luck if he gets married 1 on Friday ? Bachelor?Oh, I don't fl think it makes any difference whether it's Friday or not. fl ? Andrew Bair of Warfieldsburg,. fl Md., is a vigorous and active man osfigfl 83 years. He has not eaten a pound j of meat in all his b'fe, bis diet being * E strictly vegetabl'" ? A man wir no for want of air in 9 five minutes, lor want of sleep ten a days, for want of water in a week, and fl for want of food at varying periods, 9 dependent on circumstances. J ? "Who is the master of this house?" ? asked the agent of the man who aa'Vjjfli swered his ring. "Well," was'thejfl cautious response, in a resigned tone, *S "I am tie husband and father." ? A Kansas young man has caused "fl | the arrest of a girl on the charge that fl she "did suddenly, forcefully and in- fl tentiona ly lug him, thereby causing ? him great confusion and mental an-' fl ? At Coggins' mill, near Sisson,^flfl Cal., the loggers cut a tree a short | time ago which was estimated to bcSfl $ just 404 years c f age. It was 8 feet in '' i diameter and produced 15,000 feet of-9 ? The average man takes five and'a j|| half pounds of food and drink each : day, amounting to one ton of solid and ..fl liquid nourishment annu?illy. In 70jfffl| years he eats and drinks 1,000 timcs'.?J bis own weigbt. fl ? "I i;ell you," said a rabid free-H thicker, "the idea that there is a God flj never came into my bead." "Ah! IH precisely like my dog. But there is fl this difference?he don't go around 9 bowling about it." ? "Stap right in, ladies and genfle^ -M men !" cried the showman. "Step right in, and see the educated pig add m and subtract !" "Pshaw !" interrupt- _.E ed Farmer Backlots. "My old hog at fl home^ has got way over to-square ? "I have come to ?isk f?r your fl daughter's band, Mr. Herriek," said .fl young Waller, nervously. "O, well, fl you can't have it," said Herriek. 9 "I'm not doling cut my daughter on the installment plan. When you feel that you can support the whole girl j| you may call again." ? Bather a neat way of stating an m awkward fact was adopted by a recent 3 applicant for a pension. The appli- fl cant bad been wounded while his reg iment was in retreat, but he -dioVnot say it that way. "I received ray ^ wound," be said, "while marcbing^^ rapidly in front of the enemy." ? It trill be an agreeable surprise ' ? to persons subject to attacks of bilious - - colic to learn that prompt relief may be had by taking Chamberlain's Colie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Bemedy. In I many instances the attack may be pre- J vented by taking this remedy as soon j as the first symptoms of the disease I appear. 25 and 50 cent bottle for sale ~\| by Hill-Orr Drug Co. ? A good joke on a (school ma'am comes from Cumberland Gap, and is \ told by the Middlesborough (Ky.) News. A lady teacher told one of the boys to name all the Presidents, and when he replied be couldn't the teach er said ; "When I was as old as you l ~~ could name all the Presidents in their order." The boy replied: "There were only a few Presidents then." ? Two sorts of Christians maker^^g most of the trouble in a church. Thtrrlifl are like the waiters in a certain restaufl rant, who stumbled into each othcgflfl| and smashed some crockery. One was-, fl absent-minded and the other waa'5^9 cross-eyed. The cross-eyed man said, angrily, "Why don't you look where you are going ?" The other retorted, 1 "Why don't you go where you arc ''-^j looking ?" C? The police of San Francisco have recently been enforcing the law pro hibiting work on Sunday, especially against Chinese laundrymen. One Sunday recently, as a large load of these oeffnders was being carted to jail in the police ambulanze, a resident A of tbc Western Addition asked the Mb, reason, and w?is informed by a police- 9 man. "Yep," grunted a disgusted ^1 Chinese, who titood near, "man workec ' Sunday, he go jail, 'gainst law workee Sunday. Mau no workee, he go jail? vag. Amelica L^ap bell of country." ? An Irish priest had labored bard ..jj with one of his flock to indncc him to. give up the habit of drinking, but the i& man wais obdurate. "I tell you, Mi- fl chael," said the priest, "whiskey is 1 your worst enemy, and.you sbould i keep as far away from it as you can." J "My enemy, is it, father ?" responded m Michael. "Anditwasyourriverence's --fl silf that was tellin' us in the pulpit ?H only last Sunday to love our inimies !" ''So I was, Michael," rejoined the ffl| priest, "but was I anywhere telling fl you to swallow 'em ?"?YoutlCt Coni-A ^ -mm flfl An Affidavit. fl? This is to certify that on May lltbJB I walked to Melick s drug store on fl pair of crutches and bought a bottlfl of Chamberlain's Pain Balm for in-fl flammatory rheumatism which cripfl pled mc up. After usiug three botfl ties 1 was completely cured. I caxfl cheerfully recommend it.?Charles Bflj Wetzel, Sunbury, Pa. Sworn and subscribed to before osfl August 10, 1894.?Walter Shipmajfl J. P. For sale at 50 cents per botrafl by Hill-Orr Drug Co.