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BYCLINKSCALES & LANGSTON.
VOLUME XXXII. NO. 38.
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WE have just received a big line of Boys'
and Children's CLOTHING-, which we have
placed on sale to-day. They are all new and
strictly up-to-date in every particular. All
Wool ? Yes, that's the only kind of cloth we
have made up into Suits.
Children's sizes from 3 to 8 years. Boys'
sizes from 7 to 16 years.
We invite a thorough inspection of our
Goods. Your money back if you want it.
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WE are now offering some Goods that were slightly dam
aged by water in the recent fire
AT GREATLY REDUCED PRICES.
These goods are only slightly damaged, and it will be to your
interest to call and examine them, as they are cheap.
We have just received a beautiful line of
GENTS' RUSSET and OXBLOOD BALS
For Summer wear which we are going to sell very close.
We are still closing out our Heavy Winter Goods at
greatly reduced prices to make room for Summer Goods.
Give us a call, and you will be convinced that our prices
are right.
The Yates
OBELISK
"Friendship is all right in its place, but bus
iness is business." Lots of Flour in Town,
and everybody wants to sell you, but no one ex
cept Brownlee & Yardivers can sell you Bal
lard's "Obelisk," "Favorite," -Blue Bird,"
"Waterlop" and "Old Hickory." If you need
any Flour, from 21 lbs. to a car load, we can
sell it to you for as little or fur less than you
can buy cheap suit!" elsewhere. In every oth
er barrel or sack you get a pnzs which costs
you nothing.
MOLASSES.
We thought some time ago that we had over
bought but are nearly out, and are expecting
another car by every freight, which we can sell you for le39 money than you can buy
the sanie goods for on this market, and we guarantee them not to sour. See ns on
Molasses and we will do you good.
? OFFEE-All grades, from 10c. per lb. to the finest grown. Try ona dollar's
worth of Leygett's Breakfast Java and enjoy good Coffee for once in your life
TOBACCO-We can sell any sane man his Tobacco. Eighteen grades to relect
from. If you don't see what you want ask for it.
This is our Grocery season, and we aim to sell every fair mined person that honors
ns witt, a look on his Spring bill ; but while we are pushing Groceries we have not for
gotten Dry Goods, Shoes, Hats, &c, and'can show you a slick, honest line of Goods
cheap for cash. Yours for traffic,
BROWNLEE & V?NDIVERS.
^"'Always Reliable.
Atlantic Acid Phosphate
ATLANTIC SOLUBLE GUANO.
And other brands of their well
known High Grade Fertilizers,
for sale by : : : :
.T.-1 r.
JD. JP. SLOA?J.
THE DUTCHMAN ONCE SUNG :
"Meat means tings dat's good to eat,
Meet also means tings dat's brober ;
'Tis only mote to measure des? tin^s
Yen stcampoats meet the stabber."
That Dutchman caught the idea on the first jump, and if you would bc wiso and
want to got fat and jolly like the typical Dutchman, ( Mayor Tolly or our Senior,) you
will loso no time to visit our Establishment, where you will find overy thing that is good
to eat, snch as
Fresh Meats, Vegetables, Fruits and Canned Goods,
Cured Meats, Flour, Meal, Sugar, Molasses,
And everything necessary for seasoning and shortening. "We handle everything to
eat-the best that can be procured, and at the lowest prices.
Free City Delivery. Telephone No. 41.
?3. H. POORE & CO., City Marlcot.
DEPOT STKEET.
THOS. A. ARCHER. CLARENCE OSBORNE.
ARCHER * OSBORNE
YTTISH the public to know that they have recently oncned upa new lino of FIRST
VY CLASS
Cooking and Heating Stoves,
Cooking Utensils of all kinds.
Crockery, Lamps, Glassware,
Tinware, Woodenware, &c,
And that they prr>po3? selling them as cheap r.s anybody ?ti Anderson. Como and see
our Goods and get our nrico?. We will treat you.right. Wo want your trad<\ We
want to Rive you full val un for it. We are abo prepared lo do all kinds of TIN Wi >RK,
such a:
Roofing, Guttering and Repairing.
Our Shop is wf ll equipp3d, nnd we will do your vrorfc on <diort notice and at rea
sonable prices.
?S" We are keen up for bu-intss. Don't give U3 thc go-by.
Yours'.) ul v,
ARCHER &IOSBORNE.
HOW ESPINOSA DIED.
He Was America's Greatest Bandit a
had Eighty Murders Charged to Him
Atlanta Journal,
. It was while out on a deer hunt
the mountains of Southern "Califor
I that I heard for thc first time, t
true facts regarding the killing
America's greatest haudit, Jesu Es]
nosia. Our guide, "Capt." Jeni
was a survivor of a type which t
encroachments of civilization ha
almost exterminated. For over fif
years he had heen alternately hunt<
scout, guide, Indian lighter, trader a
I pioneer. Like Othello, his occupati
was now gone, and he lived a hermil
life in a little cahin nestled anio
the crags and peaks of thc San B(
nardino range. By dint ol1 much pt
suasion we had succeeded in gaini:
his"consent to join usas guide, fe
while the old fellow enjoyed huntii
above all else, he did not want li
sport ruined by "dcrncd tender-feet
as he disparagingly termed us. Oi
evening, after an especially good day
hunt, we were buried in our blanke
around a huge camp fire, enjoying
post prandial pipe, when some 01
called on Jenks for the most excitii
experience of his career. Fortunat
ly, he was in a reminiscent mood, ai
after a few moments'.silence he pufft
his pipe vigorously, and without pr
face began :
"In the fall of 1S6G or 'G7, I don
remember which, now, flic govcrnmei
sent a regiment of regulars to Colorai
to put a stop to making moonshir.
whiskey and selling it to the Injun
It warn't long before they had wc
nigh broken up thc whole busines:
but they took mighty stiff ways c
doing it. Among others that wa
making a fortune out of whiskey wa
Espinosa. Ile was a quiet, sober ol
greaser, but a man who it warn't bes
to rile, as he was the best shot i
Colorado. When the regulars got ont
him they confiscated his whiskej
horses and wagons, and cverythin
else he owned. In thc fight that fol
lowed Espinosa was thc only one o
his family that escaped. The old ma
wasn't eddicated, 'cept in Mexican
and it was impossible to make hil
understand that he was breaking th
law. Ile swore that he would hav
revenge, and, Santa Madre, he got it
For the next three years a man's lif
warn't safe outside of Denver. H
never killed a woman nor robbed tin
men he murdered. Ile would taki
the money out of their pockets am
pile it on their breast and leave 'en
dead in the road. This thing went oi
until over eighty murders were charg
ed to Espinosa, anda reward of $5,001
offered for his head. There were ;
good many brave men scattered abou
Denver to whom that pile lookec
mighty big. but, somehow, we weren'
fascinated by the prospect. How
somever, I turned the matter over ir
my head, and came to the couclusior
that 1 was going to corral that cash oi
eat hot lead a-trying it. There wal
only one man I could depend on to gc
with me, and I immediately went tc
see him. While on my way to hi;
house word was brought in that c
wealthy rancher had been killed ter
miles out of Denver, and eight thou
sand dollars in gold and notes founc
piled on his breast. His wife was tice
between four trees, a hand or lep
bound to each tree, and almost deat
from pain and exposure. That set
tled it. I reached Tuhb's place thal
night, and talked it over with him.
'"That is to say, I did the talking,
for Tubbs was known as a silent man.
He never spoke more than one sen
tence at a time, and seldom that.
When I had spun my yarn, he turned
to me and said :
" 'Who's going to git killed ?'
"Knowing his drift, 1 answered :
'The man who's seen first.'
" 'Correct,' he says. Then, after a
long time, he looks at me and says :
'I'll let you know in thor morning.'
He must have made up his mind dur
ing the night, for he went to thc jus
tice of thc peace and the priest after
breakfast, made his will and took the
sacramei D, I believe they call it, and
then told me he was ready. That
afternoon wc started for the scene of
the last murder. After an hour's
search we found a trail through the
woods, and here let mc state Espinosa
warn't alone. Ile had a nephew, a
young fellow about 25 years old, who
he had taken with him. Well, wc
followed their trail till night, and
then lost it. Off and on during thc
next three days we would find signs of
the greasers, but always a day or more
cold. Finally, our trail led us to the
foothills, and we knew for sartin Es
pinosa had gone to some rendezvous
in the mountains. There was one
peak directly ahead of us which was
separated from the rest of the range,
and wc made up our minds our birds
were on it. After a consultation we
decided I was to return and bring re
inforcements from tho military post
at Denver. I reached thc town next
day and was given a squad of ten men,
including a sergeant and lieutenant.
On our arrival at the foot of the
mountain Tubbs was gone, so we con
cluded to cam]) there that night and
await his return. Just before sun up bc
came back, with news of a fresh trail.
We broke cam]) at once and, leaving
our horses picketed on the ci?naga,
began thc ascent of the mountain,
single file. After wasting half the
day with no result, wc decided to
separate. I taking the back trail, while
the lieutenant and six men should
round thc mountain on one side,
Tubbs, thc sergeant and one soldier
go the other, both squads to meet and
report at thc same place. I left thom
and worked my way down thc side nf
the mountain until I reached a creek
that wound round to thc valley on thc
opposite side from which wc ascended.
lt was about 5 o'clock in thc evening,
and I had almost roached the foothills,
when 1 was brought to a halt by the
sound of voices coming from a ci?naga
.rn thc other side of the .stream. The
banks was lined with a thicket of
brushes, and I could not sec my man,
but 1 was morally sar tain it was Kspi
noza's voice. 'Now or never.' 1
thought, as I worked my way across
the ravine. I know that thc snapping
of a twig or the rustling of a leal*
would Dican instant death, for Kspi
nosa never missed his man. 1 must
have been near on an hour making my
way through four or live feet of brush,
and 1 could still hear thc voice talking
in a low tune. Seeing that the car
tridge was in good order, and slipping
several more in my month for an
emergency, I drew a lon,;: breath,
brought my gnu to a level, and sprang
out into tin1 ccinaga. There stood a
drunken soldier from the ?'ort, his arm
around his horse's neck, talking to
him !
"You fellers can laugh, but that ar
blue co;it was nearer death fer the
next minute than he had ever been
afore. I could a shot him to see him
wiggle, but I knew the sound of a gun
would ruin all our plans, so after
I cussing the fool to thc best of my
ability, I struck a back trail for our
rendcsvous. I was the last one to get
in and Tubbs brought the joyful intel
ligence that our game was coralled.
About a mile from whore wc had
separated, he had struck a trail of
fresh blood, only a few drops here and
there, and hard as hell to follow, but
succeeded in tracing it to the mouth
of a blowhole. Ever see a blowhole ?
Xo ? Well, it's a cavity like a fun
nel, sunk deep in the mountain, usu
ally from GO to 100 feet deep, and
most always choked up with a growth
of pine trees and old logs, stones and
brush. Thc trail ended here, and he
couldn't Gnd a path down, but he was
certain that Espinosa was cached
somewhere in the hole. That night
we worked our way to the spn' nd no
Injun ever stalked a deer . e care
fully than wc did in gettn.0 there.
When we reached thc mouth, Tubbs
ordered the lieutenant to place his
men around the hole and to kill any
body that came out, on sight. Twarn't
no use to try to capture the greaser
alive, and besides, 'twas his head we
wanted, anyhow. The men were sta
tioned as ordered, and I took my
stand where the blood trail ended.
Then Tubbs began the most wonder
ful piece of scouting I ever saw. His
hunting knife was as keen as a razor,
and with this between his teeth, and
his rifle in hand, he began the descent
of the blowhole. To do this he had
to lie down on his belly, his head at
an angle of 45 degrees below his feet,
and go through that mess of brush,
twigs, dry leaves, stumps and logs,
dragging his gun, and all without a
sound. The least noise would bc a
signal to Espinosa to send a shot in
that direction, and it would bc all
over. But Tubbs was too old a bird
not to handle himself correct. Each
leaf was picked up carefully and ! aid
aside ; each twig cautiously cut away,
and several times he spent anlnur
cutting through a log with his knife,
that he dared not climb over. After
eight hours of this creeping he had
covered near about 33 or 40 feet, and
reached a point where a view could be
obtained of the bottom of the blow
hole. It was about 30 feet below
him. A log had fallen across the
ground, reaching to either side, and
beside this sat Espinosa, his back
turned towards Tubbs. He was mend
ing a saddle, and every few minutes
he would reach up and take down a
sinew from a lot he had hung on the
log above him. On the opposite side
of that log, cleaning a gun, was his
nephew. Tubbs drew a long breath,
and, sliding his rifle into position,
took aim. He felt that his hand was
a bit unsteady, and, as his life depend
ed on the shot, Le lowered it again.
Twice more he covered Espinosa, only
to rest again. At last, feeling that
his nerves were in proper shape, he
took aim and pulled the trigger. As
the report rang out, Espinosa sprang
to his feet, threw up his hands, and
fell backward. Thc shot had broken
his back.
"Hun, nephew, run," he shouted, in
Spanish. "They have killed mc."
Thc young fellow started off up thc
bank, but Tubbs called his game with
a bullet through the heart. The soldiers
had been given positive orders not
to move from their positions under a.oy
circumstances, but an excitable Dutch
man started down thc hole at break
neak speed. Espinosa heard him
coming, and, although his back was
broken and he could not rise, he raised
himself on his shoulder and fired.
Thc soldier fell with a bullet through
his brain. Tn the meanwhile, Tubbs
had finished his descent, and another
shot from his rifle put an end to the
devilish greaser's life. The regulars
made their way down, and Tubbs or
dered one of the soldiers to cut off
Espinosa's head. The feller was a
half-breed greaser, and did't like the
job, but Tubbs, persuasive power with
a rifle was always something remarka
ble. 'The head was placed in a sack,
to be carried to Denver. We found a
deer with its throat cut, and an arrow
in its heart, which helped us so much.
Espinosa must have known he was
followed, as he only used a bow and
arrow when the bark of a gun would
be heard by his pursuers. In his
pocket we found a diary which he had
kept ever since he became an outlaw,
with a list of every man he had killed,
always followed by a prayer of thanks
to Jesus Christ, for thc sacrifice of a
"gringo." This made me believe
that the old devil was loco (crazy).
Wc returned to thc fort, and soon
afterwards Tubbs and I received thc
reward. J. W. Climen.
Ile Hot His Match.
One cold and stormy evening la:;t
winter a prosperous-looking business
man stopped in the vestibule of a
large office building, on his way out,
ami attempted to light a cigar. An
urchin with an armful of papers also
stood within the arch, stamping his
feet on the stone step to warm them,
as he lustily cried his wares.
The wind blew out the last match
which the fur-coated broker had about
his person, and he turned to thc boy
and said :
'?{1?re, boy. give me a match."
Thc lad eyed the gentleman furtive
ly as he inquired, ''Say, mister, is
that a demand or a request ?"
Instead of being angry at this report,
the gentleman-for he was such-re
plied kindly :
"A request, my boy, an humble re
quest, and I'll take a couple of even
ing papers, too, I guess," he added,
as he received the match from the
youngster's band and passed him a
quarter, "and you may keep thc
change."
"That" man's got manners if he's a
mind tn take the time ter usc'cm,"
said the boy, as his patron boarded a
car.
"That boy won't always have to sell
papersif he practices what he preaches,
thought thc broker, as he sat down to
read tilt; news.
- "Shall I ask your father, dear?"
he inquired, after the worst was over.
".Just see mamma, George,11 she re
plied."
Daubers of tho Grip.
Tile greatest danger from La Grippe
is of its resulting in pneumonia, li
reasonable care is used, however, and
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy taken,
all danger will bc avoided. Among
thc tens of thousands who have used
this remedy l'or la grippe, we have yob
to learn of a single case having result
ed in pneumonia, which shows conclu
sively that this remedy is a certain
preventive of that dread disease. 1.
will effect a penna nen I cure in less
time than any other treatment. The
*J."> and 50 cent sizes for .-ale by Iiill
Orr Drug Co.
BILL AUFS LETTER.
Fifty Years Ago he Predicted Many of
the Appliances of To-day.
A dania Constitution.
We old people are thankful that wc
began life early in thc century and
have lived to close it. No such pe
riod of progress has transpired since
the world was made. Progress in art
and science, the diffusion of knowl
edge and thc spread of Christianity;
progress in invention and contrivance
for better living and thc comforts and
pleasures of life; progress in mental
and moral intelligence. There is no
equal comparison between thc last six
ty years and any that preceded them.
Progress made a great leap forward,
and seems to have come to a halt. We
cannot imagine that thc world needs
anything more in the way of invention
but it will in a few years, and then it
will come. A kind Providence never
fails us. One by one the doors are un
locked-the mysteries of nature are
revealed.
Just fifty years ago I was chosen a
Junior orator from the Phi Kappa So
ciety in Franklin College. It was es
teemed a great honor then to be one
of the four, and I am proud even now
to tell my children and grandchildren
about it. There were forty-four of us
in my class and I was one of the four.
The honor was not for my oratory, but
more for my scholarship and popular
ity among my society members. I did
not expect it, I did not deserve it, and
1 was grieved that some of my low
country classmates whom I love were
left out and I was chosen. In that
day the Savannah boys were not pop
ular in college. They were looked
upon as swells and aristocrats, and
from then until now nothing in the
way of honors or offices has been given
to Savannah. I have lamented this
for all these years. There arc no no
bler people in all the State than Sa
vannah people. I admire them and
respect them, and whenever one of
them offers for office I am for him on
general principles. The good princi
ples, the integrity of thc old Hugue
nots and Carolinians who settled in
that region has descended to their pos
terity and they are still the best peo
ple wc have in the State. The cradle
of liberty was there, and if ever wc
have to fall back on men to perpetu
ate our revolutionary principles, I had
rather depend upon the old-time peo
ple of Savannah than any others. I
was in college with John Screven and
Charley Hardce and Henry Law and
Monroe Mciver and many from Sa
vannah, and they were the best boys
wc had.
But I started to tell that the sub
ject of my junior orator's speech vas
"Au Hundred Years Hence." It was
a prophetic speech, and, of course, I
got my father to help me write it. All
the boys do that. It was a good
speech, and made an impression, but
I have often thought how little we
then knew of what was to happen in
the next fifty years. No telegraph,
no telephone of phonographs, no air
brakes on railroads, no antiseptic rem
edies in surgery, no X rays, no elec
tric lights, no oil stoves, no refrigera
tor cars, no fruic or vegetables from
Florida or California, no ice factories,
no elevators, no bicycles, no manufac
tured fertilizers. My prophetic speech
was not prophetic, though it did tell
that in less than lifty years the people
would travel in the air on flying ma
chines.
Just fifty yeats ago I traveled to
college at Athens on amule train from
Union Point and thought I was doing
pretty well, for we were perched on top
of a caboose, and had ample time to
peruse the country on both sides as
we jogged along. It was only forty
miles, but took all day to make it. I
remember that I had on boots-home
made boots-and I wore straps to keep
my pants down. That was thc fash
ion then-leather straps that were
buttoned on the inside of thc pants.
They kept the legs of the pants down
so straight that thc knecpan made a
depression and looked like a goose had
laid an egg in them. What a momen
tous event it was for a boy to enter
college. At that time it took three
years to go arouud the world, but this
was a bigger thing than the world
bigger to mc-bigger to my dear moth
er, who had long cherished the idea
that I was to bc cither a preacher or
a president. But now I am . almost
alone and have been neither. Almost
everybody I then knew is dead. Bris
coe and Cody and Ferrell and Thorn
ton and Montgomery and Henry Law
and Grant and thc King boys, and not
long ago Willoughby Lumpkin died
the boy whom 1 specially loved, for
he was always lovable and true. Chess
Howard and Jim Warren are still in
thc land of thc living where peace may
bc sought and pardon found. Chess
is always genial and kind, and I had
hopes for Jim Warren, for he is as
solid as a rock and has been a govern
or's secretary for about twenty years.
With pride I have pointed to him as
one among thc few who have prosper
ed and maintained their integrity.
But of late a change seems to have
come over him. Ile has been to Flor
ida on a vacation and has fallen from
grace. But few men can go to Florida
and tell the truth afterwards. I sec
by thc papers that Jim-thc steady,
unexcitable Jim-had gone off after
Florida gods, and writes back that he
caught a string of sheepshead and a
conger eel in a fog-just threw out a
line in a Tampa bay mist and caught
a whole string, thinking that he was
fishing in the water, but found out
when the mist lifted that he was half
a mile from the inlet and had been
fishing in thc fog. It beats Bud Kcr
nodle, who swore that thc fish were so
cager thai he had to get behind a tree
to bait his hook. 1. expected the like
of that from Kernodlc, but from Jim
Warren, never. 1 have boen refer
ring my grandsons to him as an exam
ple of truth and integrity. Jim and I
arc about the same agc. and I wanted
us to go along down together and have
thc same epitaph, but there is no re
liance on a man who goes fishing in
Florida. Thc devil, who is thc fath
er of liars, must live there or there
abouts.
Speaking of thc old times, I was ru
minating about the advantages that we
veterans have over the present rising
generation, who never knew the want
of modern inventions. These young
people who were born in an age ol'
electricity and newspapers and books
without number and store clothes and
bicycles. Contrast sweetens every
thing. A man who was reared poor
can all the belter enjoy riches. A
prisoner appreciates liberty. A sick
man enjoys good health when it conies
ttl him. We read id' a man who after
years of confinement in a gloomy dun
geon who was so overjoyed at beinn
suddenly released (hat he devoted all
his earnings to buying the birds in ev
ery ca?e that he saw and giving thom
their liberty.
'T was a prisoner myself," he said,
'"and know how it feels."
Eut habits arc like chains, and wc
old men still stic*. to the ways of our
fathers. Yesterday T bought a home
made basket from an old darky, and 1
had respect for him just because he
continues to make baskets. Ho said
that nary one of his children or grand
children knew how and didn't want to
know, but that he could yearn a quarter
of a dollar every night and not miss
the time.
And now thc spring is upon us
again, and thc robins are on dress
parade in our-grove. The peach trees
are budding. The plum trees are in
bloom, and all nature is putting on
her vernal robes. Everything that is
artificial changes and decays, but
Dame nature is thc same in her rota
tions. * Spring follows winter now just
as it did thousands of years ago, when
the poet said :
"Thc winter is over and gone. Thc
time for the singing of birds has come
and the voice of thc turtle dove is
heard in the land."
May it bring peace and comfort to
all who aro in distress. BILL ARP.
Workwoman Becomes Rieht
Mary Ann Bascombe of Stapleton.
S. L., is one of the most remarkable
women in America. Born in a little
frame house at Gordon and Broad
streets. Stapleton, 56 years ago, she
began life at 12 years of agc as maid
of all work, receiving as wages but $15
a year, yet from this humble begin
ning she has succeeded through her
own unaided efforts in amassing a
fortune of over $500,000.
She lives in a modest house at the
comer of Gordon and Broad streets,
Stapleton, on the site where she was
born. "My maiden name was Mary
Ann McDonough," she said to a re
porter thc other day. "My father was
Thomas McDonough a contractor of
Bichmond county, and during his
lifetime I did not want for anything.
When he died I was still a young
girl, but it was necessary for me to
lind work or starve, as he left us very
poor. At first I was paid only $2 a
week, but I put my whole heart and
soul into learning to do piece work,
until by the time I was 17 years old I
made on an average of ?ll a week.
I saved a great deal of money. For
five years I worked as factory girl."
Miss McDonough was married be
fore she was 20 years old, but her hus
band died after two children were
born. She then began work as a
washerwoman. All the time she saved
money and married again. She con
tinued washing for wages and invested
her savings in real estate. She-was
so successful that one of her brothers
entrusted her with his savings to
invest, and the investment yielded
abundant returns. She now has 65
houses and not one of them is encum
bered by a mortgage.
By her second marriage Mary Ann
Bascombe has six children, so that
she is the mother of eight children,
all of whom are living.
She is a model landlord. Said she :
"When a tenant comes to me and says,
'Mary Ann, I haven't the rent this
month,' I do not tell him to look for
lodgings elsewhere, but I ask him if
he has plenty to eat in the house, or
is in need of any money. When that
man leaves me he no longer looks upon
me as his landlord, but as his friend,
and he will slave his fingers to his
bone when he does get work in order
to pay me my due. You sec, I am a
believer in the honesty of the poor."
Whenever a tenant needs advice he
has only to apply to Mrs. Bascombe.
If a father is in doubt as to what trade
to apprentice his son or a mother is
uncertain as to a career for her daugh
ter Mary Ann Bascombe settles the
question. If a tenant has money to
invest Mary Ann's advice is invaria
bly asked. She is not only landlord
over her tenants, but she exercises a
direct influence in their lives, even
drawing up wills and having their
lives insured. Thc insurance policy
is made out in her name with the un
derstanding that she will pay the ex
amination fees and all the dues.
When the person insured dies Mary
Ann collects thc policy, pays the fun
eral expenses, ia'rea out what she has
advanced and remits thc balance to
those entitled to it. In paying dues
on the lives of tenants shebas insured
she spends about SI,000 a year out of
her own personal income.-Chicago
Chronicle.
How He Meant to Settle lt.
Judge Murphy was trying a case in
San Bafael once. It was a murder
case, and bitterly contested. It had
not proceeded very far before the
attorneys got to loggerheads. The
attorney for the defence did his best
to imitate the attorney for thc pros
ecution, and the prosecuting attorney
retaliated with all his might. Finally
matters got to such a pitch that the
attorney for prosecution turned upon
his opponent and called him down in
open court. Judge .Murphy inter
rupted, saying :
"Gentlemen, gentlemen, this won't
do. This sort of thing is very disre
spectful to the court. This is no
place for such exhibitions. If you
goutlemen have any differences to set
tle, settle them out of court."
The attorney for the defense inme
diately rose and said: "We have i
differences, if Your Honor please."
"If Your Honor please," said the
prosecuting attorney, "I wish to say
that we have differences. And I wish
to give notice that when court adjourns
I intend to crack that man's head over
there."
Judge Murphy exploded. "How
dare you, sir? How dare you ? Tins
is the grossest contempt of court !
How dare you come here and attempt
to terrify counsel ? 1 fine you $50,
sir ; $50."
The attorney replied : "That is
rather hard on me, if Your Honor
please. Your Honor distinctly sug
gested that I. should settle my differ
ences with this man out of court, and
I gave notice of my intention to do
so. That was all. I have the highest
respect and appreciation of Your
Honor's judgment in such matters,
and I felt proud to accept Your Honor's
advice."
Judge Murphy was not proof against
such subtle flattery, and the fine was
promptly remitted - Sim Francisco
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TOLD OF JACKSON. AND LEE
Flapjacks of Leo':; Darky Cook Saved
the Union.
Strange, is it not, that Jackson,
like Sheridan, should have been con
sidered "crazy" the first year of the
war? Indeed, before the war so ec
centric was he that he was called
"Crazy Jack" at thc Virginia Military
Institute. Nobody seemed to under
stand him. But so it has ever been
and ever will be. when we ordinary
mortals can't comprehend a genius wc
set even with him by calling him
crazy.
1 remember well how uneasy some
of the Confederate generals were when
placed under Jackson's command in
early 1862. Kwell didn't like it, and
Dick Taylor didn't like it. They were
afraid Jackson would lead them into
some awful scrape or other. And
when Ewell, with his division, was
lying near Gordonsville in late April
1862, but subject to Jackson's orders,
Ewell and Taylor were very unxious
to get from under him-either to go
down to Joe Johnson at Yorktown, or
to have some general sent to the valley
who would rank with Jackson. So, at
Taylor's instance, he was sent to
Richmond by Ewell to see Mr. Davis,
his brother-in-law, and Mr. Benjamin,
then Secretary of State, but recently
Secretary of War, about getting away
from Jackson. But while Taylor was
gone Jackson ordered Ewell to '-'come
a-running to the valley ! The camp
he had left in the morning at Swift
River gap, on the northwest side of
the Blue Kidgo, Ewell occupied that
night. Jackson was gone, he knew not
where. The valley campaign had open
ed, he was making his strategic detour
back southwest over thc Blue Bidge
toward Charlotts.v?lle ; hence by rail
past Staunto Buffalo Gap, and thence
northwest by long marches to Mc
Dowell, where he struck Milroy. But
there wc were for a few days at Swift
Hun gap, without hearing a thing of
Jackson. General Ewell may have
known where he was, but I doubt it.
Meanwhile, Taylor returned from
Richmond to the old camp near Gor
donsville, to find that Ewell had gone
to Jackson in the valley. Taylor was
thunderstruck. One of his commands
happened to be a little way out from
camp on the road toward Gordonsville,
when Taylor came ratling down the
mountain side in his ambulance. He
asked me what meant General Ewell's
being ordered to the valley. I told
him I did not know. He then asked
mc where General Jackson was. I
again had to confess my ignorance,
and could only say that he had broken
camp on a certain morning, going with
his own division southwest, no one
seemed to know whore, and that Gen
eral Ewell occupied his camp that
night, and had been there ever since.
"v'dl," dd Taylor, "this is
strange. Nobody at Bichmond knows
anything about it. But," he added,
"there is one consolation. We won't
be under this d-d old crazy fool long.
Gen. Longstreet is coming up here to
take command."
It was too late, however, to change
commanders. Jackson was then fight
ing Milroy far to tho west of us. He
probably never knew how ncarhe came
to missing Iiis great fame in the val
ley, and that in that campaign he not
only defeated four Federal command
ers, but "outflanked" two of his own
best generals and the "folks" back at
Richmond.
Jackson disturbed his immediate
subordinates by never telling them
his plans nor consulting them. They
had simply to follow him blindly.
Ile never explained any proposed cam
paign to a subordinate nor called a
council of war nor aslicd advice. Soon
after Ewell joined him in thc valley.
I remember riding with Gen. Taylor
and coming upon Gen. Ewell. Tay
lor asked him. wh?.t the movement
meant. In his curt, half-abstracted
way. Ewell replied: "I don't know.
If Gen. Jackson were shot down I
wouldn't know a thing of his plans !"
"What !" said Taylor, "you second
in command and don't know ! If I
were second in command I would
know!" "You would, would you?"
smiled Ewell in his old way, holding
his head to one side like a sapsucker
peeping around a tree. "No, you
wouldn't know any more than I do
now. You don't yet know the man."
But Ewell and Taylor found their
"crazy," reticent commander to have
more war sense than, all of them put
together. So they ever pinned their
faith to him, admired him and loved
him.
I have said that Taylor was often
sick and suffering intense bodily pain;
yet, that battle or emergency, with its
responsibility and danger would soothe
his pains, make his head clearer and
his disposition more amiable. Not so
with some of our generals, as it was
not with Bonaparte. Our great Gen
eral Lee was thc victim of an indiges
tion and it cost the South dear. It
lost us the battle of Gettysburg ! Thc
battle of Gettysburg is a singular con
ception to Gen. Lee's battles. It
wasn't Gen. Lee who fought it; jt
shouldn't count against him. His
usual skill is wanting at Gettysburg.
There must bc a cause for it. Ile was
sick, and not in possession of his
-suai equanimity, and fine mental
powers. Those near him at the time
tell us this ; and from some of them
the story of how it came about has
leaked out.
Gen. Lee was very fond of old Vir
ginia flapjacks-wondcrous cakes of
African invention. Thin as a wafer
and big nearly as a cart wheel, and
when made uf new flour and served
hot with fresh butter and maple mo
lasses and folded, layers thick,
they are a feast for thc gods.
Hut Ger.. Lee, the best and tenderest
of men. as well as the greatest, hadn't
it in his heart to fare well-much rs
his ample means would have allowed,
when his men were suffering for food ;
and if one wanted a poor dinner he
had only to drop in on Gen. Lee at
that hour. Ile lived but little better
than his men. This greatly disturbed
his darkey cook : and when the army
advanced into Pennsylvania, flowing
with milk and honey aud other good
things edible, he said: "Well, I'sc
gwiuc to git something good for Marse
Robert for once, if he never gits none
no mo." So. skirmishing around, he
got up the necessary ingredients for
thc general's favorite cake. Thc
darky, in his pride as chief and zeal
ous love for his master, outdid him
self nn that 30th of .lune. Thc cakes
were loo tempting: thc general ate
tno plentifully, was sick accordingly
and Gettysburg was lost. The nigger
and thc flapjacks saved the Union !
Some time ago it was a "craze" to lind
a national flower; why not have a
national cake. 1 suggest th at at
Thanksgiving the fla;-: .> k have equal
honor with th<- '"pumpkin" pie.
Times-Democrat.
Troubles of a Backward Lover.
Sister Eui came into thc ki
and exclaimed excitedly:
"Oh, Matilda, Joe ?is going to a
pa for nie, to-day." _ , i
"Humph !" said I, for I never los
a chance to snub her, for she is
ways sneering at me for being an
maid.
Now I am all practicability and
and hurry, and moving from morn:
till night ; my hands are big and
and rough ; I am stiff and long an
angular ; all the graces oi my girlhood
have been scrubbed, washed and iron
ed out of me.
But Em's different. She is one
thc lolling, languishing kind. She
can simper and giggle, and ^Oh, don
John-ah," in a "Oh do John-ah" tone
of voice, and she has had beaux with
out number ever since she was born
After she had been deluged with
lovers of all nationalities, she caught
a real Yankee, not one of the sharp
driving, money-making ^ind, but
gentle, soft-headed, tender-hearted
fellow. He never failed to put. off
to-morrow what ought to be done to
day.
Well, as I started out to say, E
had announced that Joe was going tc
ask for her, and I had "humphed in
my most incredulous style ; for during
the last five years Joe had had period
ical spasms of courage.
Full nineteen hundred times he had
made up his mind to ask pa for Em
and then begged off. I could nsver
understand why it was such a bugbear
for pa would have been perfectly de
lighted to give her away, for she has
always been quite a bill of expense
to him. After a few days Em woul
prod him to the verge of distraction
Then he would brace np again an
promise to do it, but it always ended
in his postponing it indefinitely.
So I said "humph !" as aggravating
ly as possible. That made her furi
ous.
"You act as if you thought he
wouldn't ask pa."
At that moment J oe unluckily came
into the kitchen.
"Em, hadn't you just as soon wait
until next Sunday?"
"No, I wouldn't," ?he cried, an
grily.
"But, Em, by that time I might get
a raise in my salary."
Poor fellow, he was only earning
$15 a week, and it was the dream of
his life to get a "raise."
"Yes," Em answered bitterly, "
raise has been your excuse for the last
four years ; why don't you ask per
mission to put it off until after thc
Nashville exposition ?"
He evidently did not notice the cut
ting sarcasm of her voice, for he said
eagerly,
"Why, that's a good idea; suppose
we wait until then, so you can be at
home to help your folks entertain your
relations?" .
Em was in such a rage that she
almost cried, but instead she fairly
screamed,
"?oe, do you want to marry me ?"
"Of course I do," he responded
placidly, "or else I wouldn't come to
see you."
"Well,-then, you must ask pa, for I
am not going to get married without
his consent."
"But I am going to ask him."
"When?"
"Now, see here, Em, do be reason
able ; he knows what I come here for,
and, of course, he is willing, or he
wouldn't let me come."
"When are you going to ask pa?"
she repeated angrily.
- "Why-ah, I don't know-ah !"
"Well, now, I'll tell you one thing,
Joseph, that if you don't ask him to
day, I'll never, never marry you."
"Oh, Em, don't be hard on me !"
;' You march up this minute, 3ir, and
ask pa for me, or I'll never marry
you !" anci she rushed out of the room,
flung opea the piano and began to
play so violently, that I thought
every cori in the instrument would
snap.
Joe looked at me appealingly.
"What do you think I had better
do ?"
"Go upstairs and see pa," I replied.
"Do you suppose she'll feel better
in a few minutes ?" he inquired anx
iously.
"No, she is in dead earnest, and if
you want her-"
"I'll have to ask for her, I suppose,"
he answered, with a disconsolate sigh.
I couldn't help feeling sorry for him,
for he looked as dejected as if he were
going to the stake.
"It won't bc very hard," I ventured
to say.
"Oh, it's a terrible thing to do."
His lips grew white, the perspiration
stood out on his forehead, and he was
shaking from head to foot with a ner
vous chill.
So he went upstairs, and was gone
about five minutes, and they both
came tearing out into the kitchen,
where they danced, and embraced, and
kissed each other like two mad crea
tures. She was so proud of him, and
he was so glad he had the thing off
his hands, that they nearly strangled
each other.
Then he had to tell her about 40
times how he felt when he went up
stairs, and what pa said, how ma look
ed, and what they thought, and how
they acted, and all about it, until I
was forced to come to' the conclusion
if this is the nineteenth century style
of "asking pa," I am glad no one ever
asked for me.
What Kind of Warming.
A patient was arguing with his doc
tor on thc necessity of taking a stim
ulant; he urged that he was weak,
and needed it; said he; "But;> doctor,
I must have some kiud of a stimulant.
I am cold, and it warms me."
"Precisely," came the doctor'scrus
ty 'answer. "See here; this stick is
cold," taking up a stick of wood from
the box beside the hearth, and tossing
it into the fire. "Now the stick is
warm but is it benefited?"
The sick man watched thc wood first
scud out little puffs of smoke and then
burst into a flame, and replied: "Of
course not; it is burning itself."
"And so are you when you warm
yourself with alcohol; you are literal
ly burning up the delicate tissues of
your stomach and brain."
- Let tho car bc more diligent than
the tongue.
From Cripple Creek.
After the big fire in Cripple Creek,
I took a very severe cold and tried
many remedies without help, the cold
only becoming more settled. After
using three small bottles of Chamber
Iain's Cough Remedy, both the cold
and cough left me, and in this high
altitude it takes a meritorious cough
remedy to do any good.-G. B. HEN
DERSON, editor Baily Advertiser. For
sale by Hill-Orr Drug Co.
All Sorts of Paragraphs.
- Dwell not on misfortunes ; look
forward to retrieve them.
- All men are good actors when
they perform their duty.
- He only is a well made maa who
has a good d?termination.
- The devil might still be an angsl
if he hadn't got into politics.
- The reward of performing" one
duty is the power to perform another.
- Bear little trials patiently, that
you may learn how to bear great one-ST
- Until forty years ago Japaneae
were vaccinated on the tip of the nose.
- In China to salute a person by
taking off the hat is considered an in
sult.
- A great many pairs of shoes aie
worn out befor? a man does all ho
says.
- In nursing their disappointment/,
some men find it thrives best on the
bottle.
- A man ic a 100I who marries for
love alone ; * woman is a fool who
doesn't.
- Make tbcjj devil let go of tho
children, and he will soon have to givii
up the world.
- No man has any better religion
than that which he actually exhibit! -
in his daily life. %
- The Dutch people consume moro
tobacco per head than the people o\l
any other country.
- Florida, of ajl the States. tia3 th',
most water within its boundaries,,
4,440 square miles.
- The only vengeance which a good
man desires is to have his enemies
know that he ip ight.
- The best cure for drunkards, says
an old philosopher, is, whilst sober,
to observe a drunken man.
- Formerly revivalists seemed to
think that only the wicked could be
saved. Now there seems to be some
chance for a good man.
- It requires 15,000,000 cows to
supply the demand for milk in this
country, and the. products of 60,000,
000 acres of land to feed them.
- The "year without a summer"
was 1816. Ice half an inch thick
formed in New England and in the'
Middle States in July and August.
- It. is said that posts planted in
the earth upper end down will last
longer than those which are set in the
natural position in which the tree
grew.
- A great many people believe in
being just before they are generous;
and it takes them so long to be just
that they never get around to be gen
erous.
- He (angrily)-"Was there any
fool sweet on you before I married
you?" She-"Yes, one." ?Tm sorry
you rejected him.: ' "But I didn't re
ject him ; I married him."
- Numerous experiments to deter
mine the best fire resisting material
for the construction of doors have
proved that wood covered with tin re
sists fire better than an iron door.
- A Populist legislator in Kansas
has introduced a bill to make the Ten
Commandments a law of the State.
Each commandment is made a section
of the bill, and a heavy fine is provi
ded for the violation of any one of the
sections.
- Yeast-"Do you believe there is
such a thing as a hypnotist ?" Crim
sonbeak-"What's that?" "Why a
person who can make yon do some
thing you don't want to do." "Oh,
yes; my wife's one. She makes me
bring up the coal every night."
- According to recent French sta
tistics, France lost 136,000 men by
death through wounds, sickness or
accidents in her war with Germany,"
while 139.421 were disabled on the
field of battle. Germany's losses were
79,155 dead and 18,543 wounded.
- A gentleman traveling in Persia
says he has been in a town where the
bells ring for prayer five times a day,
and business men rush out of their
offices to the churches, leaving their
places of business alone and unlocked,
and nobody ever has a thing stolen.
- Kites will likely be used in future
warfare for carrying such explosives
as dynamite. For this purpose a
series of seven kites, built on light
bamboo frames, will be employed, and
thc explosives could be oarried to an
enormous distance and then automati
cally dropped by pulling a string.
- A grocer in the "levee" district
displays a sign reading : "Eggs, guar
anteed, twenty cents." A customer,
finding half his purchase unfit for nse,
sometimes comes back to complain.
"Veli," remarks tue proprietor bland
ly, "ve guarantee dem tobe eggs. Dot
is all."-Cldcago Times-Herald.
- Translations of the Bible have
been made in almost every language.
It exceeds all ot..er works not only in
its circulation, but in point of territory
over which its circulation extends.
During the present century the Bible
societies of America and Europe have
distributed over 230,000,000 copies.
- In the year 1893 Great Britain
took 13,707 American horses. In 1894
the same purchaser received from thc
United States 22.866 horses, and the
succeeding year 34,092. During the
first nin-? months of the year 1896
there had been shipped from thc
United States to England 34,642
horses.
- She-"I don't see what reason
you have for expecting anything but
a refusal. I never gave you any en
couragement." He (just rejected)
"Oh, Miss Gotrox-Maud ! You did
-you most certainly did greatly en
courage me ! You told me you were
worth two hundred thousand dollars
in your own name."
- A verdict for fifty thousand dol
lars having been given a husband in
Brooklyn in a suit for damages against
a prominent physician, for alienating
the wife's affections, the Louisville
Courier Journal inquires: "If the af
fections of wives that can be alienated
are worth $50,000, what are the affec
tions of true wives worth?"
- An exchange is responsible for
the following : Breathes there a man
with soul so dead, who never to him
self hath said, "I'll pay, before I go
to bed. thc debt I owe the printer?"
There are some, we know full well,
who never such a tale can tell ; but
they, we fear, will go to-well, the
the place where there's no winter.
RhouniatiRm Quickly Cared.
After having been confined to the
house for eleven days and paying out
$25 in doctor bills without benefit,
Mr. Frank Dolson of Sault Ste. Marie,
Mich., was cured by one bottle of
Chamberlain's Pain Balm costing 25
cents and has not since been troubled
with that complaint. For sale ly
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