The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, November 21, 1894, Image 1
BY OTJWKSOALES & LANGSTON. ANDERSON, S. C, WEDNESDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 21, 1894. ~ ~ ~ ~ VOLUME XXIX.- -NO 21
COMMENCING to-day we will sell our entire stock'of CLOTH?
ING at COST for the next ten days.
- This is no advertising scheme. We mean what we say, and
to convince yon we will show to any one our cost mark.
Don't fail to see us. Bring the CASH. No goods charged.
B. O. EVANS &d CO.
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The Successful ?dvertizer!
Ia the man who writes something the
"people will read, and reading, believe. In
this age Or education and enlightenment,
when men read and think for themselves,
all that stuff about "selling goods cheaper
than your'. competitors buy them," being
the "only competent dealers*in the line,"
i'handling^ betierr ^trff -"than anybody
else,'Vic., in mere clap trap, and subjects
the writer and the firm oack of it to the
?contempt oJ all right-thinking people. The
xn?n who hits something to offer, and then
teils the Mis about in c plain, business
my, is the man who "gets there," and
ge!,tfng thefb, stands,
:k>ts of people bundle Paint. Some
Kan?le one Und, some another, but they
All realize, if they have any business sense
at all, thai in order to make that business
a permanent success it Is absolutely neces?
sary to give the people the very best ma?
terial. This We have tried to do, and at a
price that puts it in the reach of all.
- In this 'Connection we cell attention to
tLo fact that crops are about laid by,, time
is plentiful, and a little paint not only
freshens und beautifies, hut improves won?
derfully the Banitary condition of the
premises. If your house is nil right may?
be the fence needs a coat. A little-Paint
would keep that old buggy from falling
down, and the wagon, might last a year or
tro longer by spending seventy-five-cents
?or a dollar in Paint on it.
Bemember this, the' longer you put it
?off the more it takes and the less good it
?doeif. Remember 'another thing, It costs
just as much, and tak.e juiit as much time,
to have cheap print put r. as it does good
Paint. Always bay the <st, even if you
pay more for ;lt
HILL BROS., Druggists,*
ANDERSON, 8. O.
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BFbutjc M. Jiuarirr. j. FuaiuB ?vaks
MUKPHY & EVANS,
Attorneys at Law,
-?JNiyER?OPf, . . s.o.
COLLECTIONS and Commercial Law
given 8) iecial attention.
Omca?Over Farmers' and Merchants'
Bank
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ASP DEALXRS IN
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Boaendale Cement,
S. Y. Plaster Paris,
Hair, Laths, Shingles,
Tiles, Bricks, FireTClay,
All sizes T. 0. Pipe,
Best Full Size Fire Brick,
Scoffing Slates,
AND all
BUILDING- MATERIAL.
Telephone 291.
. Aug 22,1894_8_6m
W.L. Douslas
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"..?DOUGLAS,
BROCKTON, MASS.
Yob cod amve money by unrchaalng W. L.
Donglam Shoes, , .
we are the largest manufacturer! of
advertised shoes in the world, and guarantee
ad e
prices and the middleman's profits
the value by stamping tue name ana price on
the bottom, which protects yon against high
prices and the middleman's profits. Our shoes
equal custom work in style, easy fitting and
wearing- qualities. We have them sold every,
where at lower prices for tie value given than
any other make. Take no substitute. If your
dealer cannot supply yon, we can. Sold by
O. E*. JONES ?c CO.,
ANDERSON, S. C.
GEERIBROS., Belton, S. C.
"VTOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT.
JJi The undersigned, Admirlstrator of
Estate of 8. Jackson Mattison, deceased,
hereby gives notice that he will, on the
16th day of December,-1894, apply to the
Judge of Probate for Anderson County for
a Final Settlement of said Estate, and a
discharge from his office as Administrator.
J. J. TRUSSELL, Adm'r.
Novl4,1804 20 _5
NOTICE OP FINAL SETTLEMENT.
The undersigned, Administratrix
of the Estate of D, H. Hammond, deceas?
ed, hereby gives notic- that she will on
the 15th day or December, 1894, apply to
the Jadge of Probate for Anderson Coun?
ty for a Final Settlement of said Eatate,
and a discharge from her office as Execu?
trix. MARY A. ELROD, Ex'x.,
formerly Hammond.
Novl4,1894 20_5
"VTOTICE FINAL SETTLEMENT,
JLl The undersigned, Executors of
the Estate of Thomas Cox, deceased,
hereby give notice that they will, on the
2 -tth day of November 1894, apply to the
Jadge of Probate for Anderson County for
a Final Settlement of said Estate, and a
discharge from tbier office as Executors.
W. B. COX,
J. A COX,
Executors.
Oct 24,1894_37_6
NOTICE FINAL SETTLEMENT.
The undersigned, Executor of
the Estate of Payton T. Barton, deceased,
hereby gives notice that he will ap?
ply tc the Judge of Probate for Anderson
County on the lit h day of December, 1894,
for Final Settlement of said Estate and dis?
charge from his office as Executor.
G. M. McKEE, Ex'r,
Nov 7,1894 19_5
NOTICE FINAL SETTLEMENT.
? The undersigned, Executrix of
the Estate of James M Reid, de
oeaeed. hereby gives notice that she will, on
the 7th day Oeceratier, 1894, apply to the
Jadge of Probate for Anderson County for
a Floal Settlement of said Estate, and a
discharge from her office as Executrix.
MES. O. iL REID, Ex'x.
Noy7|18M 19 6
SHAKES! UP AND LETGO GROCERY!
WE beg to announce to our many patrons in Anderson and throughout
the County that we have moved our place of business to the elegant and
commodious salesroom?
IN HOTEL GHIQUOLA BLOCK, NO. 5,
Formerly occupied by D. S. Maxwell & Son. We will be better prepared
t^eWtoT >ly you with the BEST GROCERIES at the lowest price
consistent wif?~he quality of Goods given. We haven't disappointed you in
the past, anci nope to do even better for you in the future.
No compromise nor winking at adulterated goods. Strictly pure food at
popular prices. Come and see us.. We are ready to make things lively.
Shakem up and letgo,
J. A. AUSTIN & CO.
GLASS IN ALL SHAPES,
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CUT TO ORDER, A.T
Evans' Pharmacy.
*@- REMEMBER our $5.00 TU?NIP PRIZE, due November
20,181)4. Bring on your Turnips and have weight registered.
NO, 4 HOTEL CHIQUOLA.
HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE, ETC.
Iron King and' Elmo Stoves at Prices you cannot afford to be
without one.
W e have jast received a nice assortment of Goods in our line, and we are going to
sell them at prices to suit the people and times.
It will pay you to inspect oar varied Stock and Prices.
We take pleasure in showing and pricing easterners and visitors our Goods,
whether you wish to bay or not.
Soliciting your future wants, and thanking you for past favors,
I remain yours, etc.,
JOHN T. BURRISS.
-P? S??Parties indebted to me by Note or Account will accommodate me
very much by coming in and settling as soon as convenient.
Respectfully,
JOHN T. BURRISS.
SHOES in all Styles !
SHOES OF ALL QUALITIES,
SHOES FOR ALU PEOPLE,
THE MEANS SHOE,
THE MILES SHOE,
THE HYNDS HONEST HOME MADE SHOE,
And all the Best Makes at Popular Prices !
ONE entire side of oar Mammoth New Stcre is devoted entirely to Shoe?. This is a
sight worth seeing, and the PRICES WILL INTEREST YOU. Don't forget
that. WE MEAN WHAT W^ SAY.
And then you kn w?
We are always in the Cotton Market!
?&- Co mo to see as, and we will do yon right.
McCULLY & OATHOART.
W
BLUE STONE
AT
ORR & SLOAN'S, BWJS&K
house
$1.50 $1.50
THE BARGAIN OF THE YEAR.
WE HAVE JU8T RECEIVED A DRIVE IN
IMZZEOSPS FUsTIE HATS.
Your Choice of the Lot, $1.50.
Had we bought these goods regular we would have to sell them at three
dollars. No two Hats alike. All the latest shape and colors.
Whenever we get a Bargain we give you the benefit.
TAYLOR & CRAYTON.
$1.50 $1.50
Some Good Advice From a New Jersey
Correspondent.
New Brunswick, N. j., November 10 ?
Editors Intelligencer : In a letter that
appeared in your columns over the name
of the writer of this article, and bearing
date of August 13, of the present year, I
tried to point oat some of the advantages
that would arise to the Southern farmer
in a decided decrease in the acreage of cot?
ton. Iam glad to see the interest mani?
fested along this line that has recently
developed among the cotton growers.
In the light of recent events, 1 believe
the course I have suggested is, more than
ever, imperative, and the only perfect so?
lution of the question.
I hardly think it neosssury to state that
certain industries are slaves of certain
"protected" interests, nor need I call to
the reader's mind that the cotton grower
as be exists today is, above all, the greatest
prey to the plutocrats who are protected to
feed upon the unprotected.
The returns from the last election show
that "McKinleyism" 1b likely to be the
policy of the government in the future.
Tariff-reform has received a decided check.
The interests of certain sections feed too
fat upon Industries of other sections for
them to be satisfied with anything short
of the very highest ' protective" tariff. It
means money in their pocket). Selfish
interest determines a mans views to a very
large extent. No better illustration of this
can be seen than in tbe last Congress.
There we bad tbe sorry sight of Demopytc
fighting for "protection" of toeTnterest of
those sections which they represented.
Tbere we saw a farcical procession of collars
and cuffs from New York, silk from New
Jersey, coal from Maryland, while the
sugar scandal brought np the rear. Would
that tbe farmers of our section would
realize that it is sectional interest that
makes political views. Tbe republican
party understands this and makes all pos?
sible use of lt. I believe any State can be
bought if large enough price is offered.
A bounty to the sugar grower of Lousians,
wonderfully swells the Republican vote
in that State.
So, from tbe present ontlook there is to
be no near relief from tbe discriminating
law under which the cotton grower has
been laboring. Increased crops of cotton
and consequently proportionately lower
prices, coupled with excessively high man?
ufactured goods, means less money in tbe
pockets of the farmers.
To meet tbis it has been proposed to
form a cotton trust to regulate tbe price
by controlling the market. If this could
be done, I do not believe half of the great
possible result that lies in the power of
the farmers would be accomplished. Prices
oan be regulated better by smaller crops
and without a trust than with enormous
crops and with a trust. By raising bis
supplies at home instead of getting them
on credit with whioh to raise all cotton,
tbe supply of cotton is diminished, which,
of itself, m ean s a higher price. Bat this is
not all by aoy means. Instead of putting
all his cotton on the market as soon as it
is gathered to pay for the supplies, he will
have made these at home, and, conse?
quently, he can hold hin cotton and put it
on tbe market at any time* daring the
year. Thus there will be a strong, heavy
demand for tbe product that will insure
good prices.
Another way to look at the matter is to
consider that even at tbe present market
value, tbere could be nothing bat financial
gain for the farmer arising from a reform
in this respect. What then must be the
gain when we oonsider tbe high price tbe
crop wonld be bound to bring! There is
nothing but betterment that awaits snob a
obange.
It Is no experiment, but certain victory.
Again, the policy of this government
for the last twenty five years (and particu?
larly for last ten) has been, and is likely
to be for some time to come, to enoourage
organized plunder by tbe powerful. The
suffer srs have been the weak because they
have not been organized. Tbe individual
production of all necessities that it is pos?
sible to make at home, will lead to this
eolation. In my opinion it means the
overthrow of overfed monopolies. Tbe
farming class at tbe South ought to be tbe
most prosperous and bappy of all peop'e
in the worid. Tbey can be if they are In?
dustrious, economical, and, above all. if
tbey will assert their power and rights.
In this age and country where there is
such Hn inordinate desire for getting rieb,
the "unprotected" cotton grower will
hive to present a resolute and organizad
front to the enemy. I
I believe tbis grand work should be un?
dertaken without regard to political party,
with this one object in view. Let every
man'take an enlightened interest in poli?
tics, but let him see to it that tbe organi?
zation is not switched off from the main
line by greedy politicians. Beware of a
man who has "an axe to grind." Ala- J
how many disappointments we have bad
from such men! I cannot emphasize tro
strongly that the only remedy for the evil
in an organization to resist it individually.
Party politics may be a failure, but tbis
will be a succefs.
Such an undertaking will be a herculean
task, bat the exigency of tbe times de?
mands it. Some less patriotic farmers
will very likely make capital of thechange;
but I believe tbe large majority of our
farmers, tbe best, bravest, truest men of
our nation, have the courage to accomplish
it. When their duty has been seen, tbey
have never flinched before the most trylr g
ordeal. Their patriotism will not be lack?
ing in thi*?.
Upon tbe newspapers of tbe South we
shall depend for a full discussion of the
affair. Let tbe matter be brought before
tbe whole people by these powerful edu- I
cators. _
Now is the time to discuss, to act, and to
win. W. E. Bbeazeale.
? The Supreme Court of Minnesota
has decided emphatically in favor of tbe
bicyclists. In a decision just handed
down they are given all the rights of tbe
general thoroughfares granted to other
vehicles. Judge Buck, tbe organ of tbe
Court, said : "Bicycles are vehicles used
now extensively for convenience, recrea?
tion, pleasure and business, and tbe rid?
ing of them upon the public highway in
the ordinary manner as is now done is
neither unlawful nor prohibited, and
tbey cannot be banished because they
are not ancient vehicles or used in the
Garden of Eden by Adam and Eve. Be?
cause the plaintiff chooses to drive a horse
hitched to a carriage does not give to him
the right to dictate to others their
mode of conveyance upon a public
highway, where the rights of each are
equal."
? W. A. McGuire, a well known
citizen of McKay, Ohio, is of the
opinion that there is nothing as good
for children troubled with colds or
croup as Chamberlain's Cough Rem?
edy. He has used it in his family for
several vears with the best results and
always keeps a bottle of it in the
house. After hu ring la grippe he was
himself troubled with a severe cough.
He used other remedies without bene?
fit and then concluded to try the chil?
dren's medicine and to his delight it
soon effected a permanent cure. 25
and 50 cent bottles for sale by Hill
Bros.
SQUI?E FEWELL'S LETTEfi.
Some Reminiscence! of the War and the
Franka Played by Some of the "Boys"
of Company D., Hampton Log Ion,
If I were to undertake to narrate all
of the misohief and fun that our com?
rades indulged in during the war, it
would require a large volume to hold
it, so I will relate only a few which
will no doubt interest some of your
readers.
It seenis that the boys commenced
their fun pretty soon after they got
together in camp, for it was but a very
short time after the Gist-Rifles went
into servioe until for some offenoe
against military rules W. L. Green,
William Roebuck, W. R. Rankin and
W. D. Maroney, were put on extra
duty. They were accordingly put in
charge of Sergeant J. H. Kohler (a
Dutchman belonging to the Company),
who proceeded to grade the streets
with his squad, but Henry found it a
hard job?they would not work. So
he calls out: " Oh Bennett Smidt,
Oh Bennett Smidt I (meaning Bonnet
Smith) bring me here a wope, (rope) I
wanttotieBille Geen, Billie Wobuck,
Bobhie Wankin and 'Orren MaWoney.
They won't work," ?aid he,J 'and lam
going to tie 'cm," and that remained
a by-word with the boys throughout
the war.
But the joke the boys enjoyed most
was when they would exchange a can?
teen of water for whiskey. This they
did very often. They seemed to think
that to get whfiskey in any way was
fair in war.
When the Legion was camped down
on the Occuquan Bay in the fall and
winter of 1861, the offioers were neces?
sarily very strict about whiskey being
brought into camp, and the vendors of
the "chemically pure" would have
to take it "blind tiger" fashion like
3ome do now. They would have an
appointed time and place to be at with
a jug full, and would retail it out in
some seoluded place away from camp.
Some of the boys made a plan by
which to get a three gallon jug full
one day without paying for it.
Two or three of them met the man in
the woods and was in the act of meas?
uring the whiskey out when, to their
astonishment, Jordan Green stepped
up in^f ull uniform as officer of the day.
(He was a private and had borrowed
the uniform for the occasion). The
men who were pretending to buy the
liquor said to the man who was selling
it " that he had better get away,
and that quick, too, for yonder comes
the officer of the day, and we will all
be arrested," and they pretended to be
running from the officer (?) to get him,
(the blind tiger man), to ruu, and it
worked all right, for he was complete?
ly frightened away, and was afraid to
come back any more, so the boys got
his whiskey, jug and all, and proceed?
ed to get "unco fou" on it.
In the spring oi: '63, our Brigade
(Jenkins) was detached from the main
army and stationed on the Black
Water river, some sixty miles below
Petersburg, Va. In May, (it might
have been the first day of May), Gen.
Jenkins concluded to have a big time,
so everything was made ready for a
tournament and ball to take place at
South Quay,-on the river where the
Hampton Legion was stationed. Col?
onel, afterwards Gen. Mart Gary, sent
over to a Mr. Roddicks, in North Car?
olina, and "pressed" in a barrel of
apple brandy for medical (?) purposes,
and for the boys to have a little to
make them feel good. Each man in
the regiment drew a gill as his ration
and all he was to have, the barrel be?
ing put under guard at "Headquar?
ters." The barrel being put in a tent
and the guard stationed in front and
outside of the tent, it was an easy
matter for the boya to crawl under the
tent in the rear and help themselves,
which they proceed to do with caution
and alacrity, so much so that it was
nearly all gone before Col. Gary dis?
covered the plot, and he barely saved
enough for his morning dram the next
day. But with hifi usual good dispo?
sition toward his men he seemed to
enjoy the joke as well as the boys did.
That was a very pleasant occasion?
one long to be remembered by a great
many of us. Lieutenant-Colonel,
afterward Brig. Gen. T. M. Logan,
" took the ring " three times in the
tournament, and was therefore entitled
to crown the " Queen of May," which
he did with as much grace and as fine
j a little speech as I have ever witnessed
on such an occasion.
One of the funniest little tricks
played on any soldier was played on
! Garrison Timms at this same camp a
few days before this. Capt. Bamham
had captured two small steam boats
belonging to the yankees down about
the Albermarle Sound, and was bring?
ing them up the river inside our lines.
Our regiment had been called up to
Franklin, a small town up the river
some six or seven miles, the sick be- J
ing left in camp and Timms was one
of them. When he heard the steam
boats coming up the river whistling,
he thought it would be the better part
of valor for him to depart those coast.
So he took some sweet bread that he
had been baking, wrapping it up in
his blanket he proceeded to fall back
in order; but after ho had got some
distance into the swamp he happened
to think of his wife's photograph that
he had left in his tent. So he laid
his blanket and "ginger cakes" down
by a cypress tree and went back after
his wife's picture. He didn't want
the yankees to get it for he was cer?
tain that they would be in camp in a
few minutes, believing the whistles he
had heard were yankee gun boats com?
ing up the river. But to his dismay,
when he got back to where he left the
blanket and "ginger cakes" some
soldier had come upon them and had
laid violent bauds on them and did
thon and there appropriate them to
his own uso and behoof. So Garrison
nover soon or heard of his blanket or
bread any moro.
Another triok was played off on a
bar keeper. It was after Christmas,
in 1865, our Company was put on
picket duty at. Mechanicsville, some
six miles north of Richmond. A Mr.
Dayhart kept a sort of "blind tiger"
bar room there, and some of the boys
ooncluded to swap him some water for
whiskey one night. I think it was
Tick Boggs, (we always called him
Tick, his name was Tlios. Kinney),
Ben Boggs, Allen Glaze and little
Ben Crymes, and I think John Eaton
was into it, too. They went in and
had Mr. Dayhart to fill the canteen
full of whiskey, pretending to buy it.
After the canteen was filled it was
passed unnoticed by the bar keeper to
another man, and another canteen like
it, full of water, was substituted for
it. Then they commenced to parley
with him about the price. He said
that it was worth $20 for the three
pints?the price being $80 per quart.
One said he had f>20 and another $10,
and so on, but altogeher they could
only raise about fifty or sixty dollars,
and they told him they were very sorry
to put him to so much trouble, but
said they, "you will have to take the
liquor back as we can't pay forit," and
handing him the canteen ho poured
some of it in a decanter. Tick Boggs
was afraid he would see that it was
too clear for his whiskey, it being red,
he picked up the candle and pretended
to be "greasinghis lips," for, said he,
"my lips are chapped," to keep the
bar keeper from seeing the deception.
Next morning Capt. Austin went down
to get his morning dram. When he
came back he said that old Dayhart
had watered his whiskey 'till it
waBn't fit to drink. You see he got
his drink out of the decanter that
Dayhart poured the water in the night
before. So the boys drawed out their
canteen of whiskey and treated the
Captain, telling him of the joke at the
same time.
These and a number of other similar
pranks the bojs would indulge in, to
break the monetary of camp life, and
to drive away the "blues" from those
who were inclined to be rather down
in the mouth. So you see, Mr. Editor,
we had some fun as well as a good deal
of fighting and hard times mixed with
it. Next time I will give you a little
of the history of our campaign of 1862.
Squire Fewell.
Hard on the Frl? ad.
A young man, who was to make his
first political speech, arranged with a
friend in the audience that, at the
very first indication of embarrassment
on the part of the speaker, he should
pretend to have a fit, so that during
the excitement created the speaker
would have time to recover.
The night came. The young speak?
er began to stammer. The chum, sit?
ting in the second row of the audience,
started a twitchfng of the face and
jerking of the muscles that was a very
good imitation of a man about to fall
into a fit. But it happened that next
to the pretended sick man sat a doc?
tor. He at once began an examina?
tion, and within two minutes, rising
angrily to his feet, he said to the cu?
rious crowd :
"Gentlemen, this man is no more
ill than you are. His illness is whol?
ly pretended, and is doubtless simula?
ted for the express purpose of prevent?
ing our bright young friend"?point?
ing to the man on the platform?"from
finishing his speech."
The crowd got mad. They beat him
and kicked him, tore his clothes, and
threw him down two flights of stairs to
the street.
A Story A boat Sam Jones.
An amusing incident occurred at the
close of Sam Jones' sermon at Pulaski
the other day. Stepping down from
the pulpit, folding his hands across
his breast and, looking solemnly
over the audienc, the great revivalist
said:
"I want all the women in.this crowd
who have not spoken a harsh word or
harbored an unkind thought toward
their husbands for a month past to
stand up."
One old woman, apparently on the
shady of 60, stood up.
"Come forward and give me your
hand," said the preacher.
The woman did so, whereupon Jones
said :
"Now turn around and let this aud?
ience see the best looking woman in
the country."
After taking her seat the revivalist
addressed the men.
"Now I want all the men in this
crowd who have not spoke a harsh
word or harbored an unkind thought
toward their wives for a month past to
stand up."
Twenty-seven great big strapping
fellows hopped out of the audience
with all the alacrity of champagne
corks.
"Come forward and give me your
hands, my dear boys."
Jones gave each one a vigorous
shake, after which he ranged all of
them side by side in front of the pul?
pit and facing the audience. He look?
ed them over carefully and solemnly,
and then, turning around to the audi?
ence, he said :
"I want you all to take a good look
at the twenty-seven biggest liars in
the State of Tennessee. ?Jlartwcll,
{Ga.) Sun.
State of Ohio, City of Toledo, j
Lucas County. Jss'
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that
he is the senior partner of the firm of
F. J. CHENEY A Co., doing business
in the City of Toledo, County and
State aforesaid, and that said firm will
pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS fo: each and every case of
Catarrh that cannot be cured by the
use of Hall's Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in ray presence, this 6th day of De?
cember, A. D. 1886.
[seal] A. W. Gleasox,
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BILL ABIP'S LETTER.
Bill Grows Phtlosophlc Over the Political
Situation.
Atlanta Constitution.
Don't fret. This thing has hap?
pened before and we survived it. If
the United States of North America
can stand it, so can I and so can you.
It is not as bad as war or pestilence
or famine ; not so bad as a cyclone or
fire or sickness or death or taxes.
And yet we are liable to all these.
If we have health and strength and
food and raiment we ought to be
thankful and happy. The truth is,
our people care less about this Repub?
lican victory than they have about
any since the war. I heard an old
time Democrat say to-day: "I don't
care a darn. Our party is not fit to
run the government nohow. Now let
the yanks take it and run it till king?
dom come." Another one said:
"We swept our State in the face of
5-cent cotton, but up North, where
they have no cotton, they cleaned us
up like an avalanche. How's that?"
Ancl now the quarrel still goes on
in the Democratic press. Who did it?
Who is to be held responsible for the
inglorious defeat ? Both fictions are
crying: "I told you so," and the peo?
ple are tired. What is the use of try?
ing to find out how the wagon came to
turn over while dad is under the hay.
Let's get him out and drive on. It
rominds me cf JudgcJJnderwood's old
darky, who waked up and round him?
self in the calaboose. He sent for
"Mars John" and declared he hadent
"dun nufin?nufin at all." "Well,
Jack, they can't put you in here for
that. There is no law to punish a
man for doingnothing." Jack bright?
ened up for a moment: "You say dey
can't Mars John." "No, sir," said
the judge, "no, sir, they can't do it."
"But, Mars John, dey has done done
it, and I is here right now?'fore God
Iis."
Well we Democrats are all in for it
now, and I'm not going to bed about
it. There is not much difference be?
tween the two parties nohow. There
is no dividing line on principle.
There are thousands of protection
Democrats down South, especially in
Alabama and Tennessee. They say
protection has enriched the north, and
now let the South go to manufacturing
and get rich too. On the silver ques?
tion our people are as much divided
as the Republicans. Some want to
take silver straight, and some to dash
it with gold, and nobody but the fools
know which is right. So, after all,
there is but one settled, well-defined,
line and that is office, spoils, patron?
age. But few of us have any interest
in that, so let the office holders and
office-seekers howl and weep. I'm not
going to shed many tears. There are
five Republicans in this town who are
right now ruminating about our little
postofiice for two years hence, and
they are all clever men and good citi?
zens, but only one can get it. Then,
there are two or three revenue officers
and three or four clerkships at Wash?
ington, and that is all that our whole
county of three thousand voters gets
out of national politics, so let the pro?
cession proceed. As Coke says, "it's
all optionary with me."
Federal politics is not of so much
consequence to us as our State poli
I tics. As long as the negro is here we
want a solid South, a united people.
The Populist party has done more to
disturb harmony and engender discord
at the South than all other causes.
If it had been conceived on good prin?
ciples and with a good intent to reform
corrupt methods thousands of good
men would have joined it, but it has
pandered to the prejudices of the
laboring classes and arraigned them
against their more fortunate nabors.
It has fostered and encouraged a desire
for paternalism and made promises to
the negro that it never intended to
perform. It is astonishing that men
who pass as gentlemen at home should
so far degrade their instincts, their
consciences as to carry the banner of
such a party. I would rather be a
Republican ten times over than a
Populist, and yet I know some good
men who have joined that party and
profess to believe in its absurd and j
ridiculous platform. There is but one J
explanation of this strange anomaly
and that is just what a clever Popu?
list said when I asked him if he really
j believed in their platform. "Plat
: forms," said he, "amount to nothing,
i It is what a man does that we judge
him by?not what he says he will do.
j We propose to reform and economize
j and put down monopolies. The old
parties.are utterly corrupt, as you will
admit, and it is time to have a new
deal." That is sensible, and if they
had that for a platform and had left
out all their foolishness and had put
forward men who were not tricksters
and demagogues there was a great op?
portunity to build up a Third party
that would have held the balance of
power in national politics and have
checked the corrupt methods of the
State Democracy. Even as it is, they
have been a terror to machine politics
in Georgia and thereby have done
some good, but with their professed
principles of paternalism and the
moral obliquity of their leaders, woe
j be unto Georgia if they ever get into
power. The people admire the bold?
ness of an independent, but lament
the foolishness of a Populist. Dr.
Felton dident mean to be one and he
is not one now. It is very hard for an
old line Whig like him to be a Demo?
crat and we sympathize with him in
the strain, that has been upon him for
forty years. Ben Hill was another
and said with mortification, "I dident
go to be a Democrat." Toombs was
another aiid Alex Stephens, and they
gave Dr. Felton aid and comfort when
he ran as as an independent against
Dabney and Lester. Mr. Stephens
never was a Democrat at heart and
would have run as an independent, if
the Democrats had dared to nominate
another man. Dr. Felton has not yet
become reconciled to Democracy. He
cannot belie his raising and some of
his friends predict that he will yet
join the Republican party, for in.that
party he can find the protection policy
that he favors and can also find thous?
ands of old line whigs. If he had run
this last race as an independent he
would have received many votes that
he did not. Now let the grand old
man retire. Let him say with Othello:
"I have done the State some service
and she knows it: Speak of me as I
am; nothing extenuate not set down
aught in malice."
But there is some good mixed up
with every bad that comes. The Pop?
ulists arc sick unto death and so are
the A. P. As. and Tammany. Now
let the next presidential contest be
fair and square on the tariff. Let
protection or tariff reform be the
issue. We want this question settled
so that the hidden money can be turn?
ed loose. There is just as much of it
as there was a few years ago, when
the boom was on, but people will not
invest while this uncertainty contin-1
ucs. Tt is not so much whether silver
should be 16 to 1, or some variable
ratio, as it is the withdrawal of capi?
tal from active employment. I wish
to borrow and nobody will lend. This
may be good for me in the long run,
but in the short run it is very aggra?
vating?if not more so. Nevertheless,
the best thing for us all to do now is
to be calm and serene. Bill Arp.
The Powers of the Upper Air.
The air will stand a strain of about
9,600 grains per square foot before
breaking. That is, the flash will
occur when the electrical pull amounts
to this 1.37 pounds per square foot.
For the energy of a cubic mile of
strained air just before the flash we
have, then, about seventy million foot
tons. The average thunder-head or
cumulo-nimbus cloud is not a mile
high, however. For a small cloud,
one a hundred yards square, and dis?
tant only a quarter of a mile, we would
get about three hundred horse power.
Now a flash even a quarter of a mile
long means a potential of many mil?
lion volts. We cannot at present
measure this directly, but we can de?
termine the potential of the air within
certain limits on any day, thunder?
storm or no thunder-storm.
In 1885, at Blue Hill Observatory,
and in subsequent years, we measured
the potential of the air with insulated
water, dropping collectors, after the
methods of Thomson (now Kelvin) and
Mascart. The top ot tii? hill is six
hundred feet above the surrounding
country; but with Franklin's idea of
reaching out a little farther from the
earth, I ventured to use at times a
large kite, tin-foiled, and for kite
string some five hundred feet of hemp
fish line, wrapped about with fine un?
covered copper wire. During thunder
storms the sparkling and sizzling at
the electrometer end of the kite string
were incessant and startling. And
even on cloudless days I found it pos?
sible to draw sparks, reading at the
same time on the electrometer from
minute to minute the electrification of
the air in volts. In 1886 and 1887, in
some investigations carried on by the
Chief Signall Officer, and more imme?
diately under the supervision of Pro?
fessor Mendenhall, I experimented at
the top of the Washington Monument,
at the time the highest edifice in the
world. The investigation continued
many months, but perhaps days on
which severe thunder-storms occurred
were most impressive.
. It being beyond dispute the high
potentials can be obtained from the
air, the question naturally ensuing is,
Can we not use them ? With three or
four sparks a large fruit jar can be j
cleared of smoke with which it has
previously been filled. Perhaps na?
ture repeats this on a large scale with
lightning, and clarifies, a foul, dust
laden atmosphere with these great
sparks. It may be, too, that these
flashes are all needed, and to attempt
to divert them would be unwise. Be
that as it may, we are living in an age
of "step-up" and "step-down" trans?
formers ; an age when, for the first
time in centuries, we are perilously
near duplicating lightning. Until re?
cently we studied lightning only in
miniature. Professor Elihu Thomson
was kind enough to show me in his
Lynn laboratory, two summers ago,
some of his larger home-made light?
ning. Indeed, potentials of 100,000
volts are less rare to-day than poten?
tials of 5,000 volts were five years ago.
All who saw the Thomson and Tesla
exhibits at the Electrical Building,
Chicago, will easily believe that it is
within our power to turn the fleeting
high potential lightning into a current
of lower potential and use it.
Professor Trowbridge, of Havard
University, in a discussion of some
photographic negatives, shows that
"the discharge follows exactly the
same path in air for three hundred
thousandths of a second," and adds
that "it is probable that an ordinary
discharge of lightning of a few hun?
dred feet in length could light for an
instant many thousand incandescent
lamps if it were properly transformed
by means of a step-down transformer."
The eye alone cannot give a com?
plete history of the myriad minor
flashes during a thunder-storm. The
charred though to us intensely bril?
liant crack in the air which we call
lightning is but a great splash in the
ether ocean. The waves and ripples
come tumbling along in all directions,
spreading rapidly, ay, very rapidly,
nearly two hundred thousand miles
per second. Given a proper resonator,
and the waves will do work. If my
reader keep every sense on the alert,
he may happen on some strange illus?
tration of work done by lightning,
now all unsuspected. In the tinkling
of the telephone bell, the blinking of
an incandescent lamp, the melting of
a fuse, or the tiny spark from a gas
pipe or a loose wire, is the constant
proof that there arc more things going
on between heaven and eaith during a
thunder-storm than most of us dream
of in our philosophy.?Alexander Mc
Adie, in Harper s Magazine.
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A Meditation. -
Ah, foolish one ! why thinkest thou
that thou shalt live long, when thou
art not sure of a single day ? How
many have been deceived, and sud?
denly have been snatched away from
the body ? How many times hast
thou heard how one was slain by the
sword, another was drowned, another
falling from on high broke his neck,
another died at the table, another
whilst at play ! One died by the fire,
another by the sword, another by the
pestilence, another by the robber.
Thus coiueth death to all, and the life
of men swiftly passeth away like a
shadow.
Who will remember thee after
death ? And who will entreat for
thee ? Work, work now, O dearly be?
loved, work all that thou canst. For
thou knowest not when thou shalt
die, nor what shall happen unto thee
p.fter death. While thou hast time,
lay up for thyself undying riches.
Think of naught but of thy salvation;
care only for the thiugs of God. Make
to thyself friends, by veneratiug the
saints of God and walking in their
steps, that when thou fallest thou
mayest be received into everlasting
habitations.
Keep thyself as a stranger and a pil?
grim upon the earth, to whom the
things of the world appertain not.
Keep thine heart free, and lifted up
toward God, for here have we no con?
tinuing city. To Him direct thy dai?
ly prayers with crying and tears, that
thy opirit may be found worthy to pass
happily after death unto its Lord.
Amen.?From Kempis" "Imitation of
Christ."_
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? There arc a good many people who
want to do good but they are going to
wait until to-morrow to begin.
? If all the money in the world
were divided equally among the people
each person would get about $30.
? Let not every pain send thee to
the doctor, every quarrel for the
lawyer, nor every thirst to the dram?
shop.
? If your religion does not give you
any comfort in life, there is no reason
why you should expect any comfort in
death.
? Intelligent, refined, and wealthy
negroes in the Northern cities have
difficulty in securing houses in the
better residence districts.
? The button's on a man's clothing
are usually on the right side; on a
woman's clothing they areon'\o left.
Why is this ? Nobody knows. .
? Animals have legal rights. A
German soldier has been court-martial
ed for applying a naughty word to a
horse, and an Austrian editor for li?
beling one.
? A mathematician has computed
the movemenxs of a rider's feetwhilo
operating a bicycle, and demonstrates
that it requires less exertion to travel
15 miles on a bicycle than to walk three
miles.
? Less than 100 years ago the Penn?
sylvania assembly 'passed this law:
."That in the future no member of the
house sua'ri-sojvy*-Jjarefoot or eat his
bread and cheese on t1fiT,^|gsJ'<
?A little girl read a^m position^
before the minister. The subject, "A
Cow." She wove in this complimen?
tary sentence: "A cow is the most
useful animal in the world, except the
preacher."
? By an Italian law, every circus
which does not perform every act prom-* i
ised in the printed programme, or
which misleads the public by means
of pictures, is liable to a fine of $500
for each offence.
? "Where .were you during that
thunder-storm ?" "Over in that field
with the big tree in it." "But Ihayer!
told you distinctly, many, many times,
never to stand under a tree during a
thunder-storm." "I didn't. I sat '
down."
? "Yes," said Mr. Jason, "I allow
that woman air the sentimental sex and.',:
all that sort of thing, but I've allays
noticed that when a couple git engaged
it is the woman that first thinks of
figerin out how they air to live on his
salary."
? The word "come" is found in the
Bible 978 times. Still there are peo
pie who seem to fear that God has
never called them to him ; and yet he;
says, "Let him that is athirst come,"',':
and whosoever will let him take of the
water of life freely."
? The devil spends a great deal of
his time inventing scarecrows to keep
people out of church. The best pro?
duct of his genius in this direction so
far, is the official member who has the
reputation among his neighbors of be?
ing tricky in money matters.
?Do any of you remember Punch's
story about the little girl and the bee ?
It is worth telling again, anyway. She
had bee a stung and was telling about it. -
"First, it walked about all over my ,
hand,' she said, "and it was so nice.
But oh !?when it sat down !"
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? President Scott, when he first
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was greatly annoyed by the claims for
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not possible for a train to run north or,
south through Kentucky without kill?
ing either a horse or cow. And every%
animal killed, however scrawny, scrub?
by or miserable it may have been be?
fore the accident, always figured in
the claims subsequently presented as
of the best blood in Kentucky.
"Well," said Scott finally one day, "Iv:
don't know anything that improves
stock in Kentucky like crossing it with
a locmotive."
? Attending one Sunday a church
maintained by a colored congregation,
a wealthy and generous gentleman was
pleased with the minister's simple ser?
mon and the attitude of the worshipers
that he dropped a five-dollar bill into
the basket when it was passed for the
usual collection. So large a contrib?
ution seemed to fill with amazement
the deacons, who had passed the bas?
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said to the congregaton, "Beloved^;
friends, de collection hab brought
fo'th do munif'cent sum of $16.49,
perwided, ?bredren?pcrwided de $5
bill gib by de white gemmcn am not
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Determined to Find It.
I have heard of a man who had lived
to an advanced age careless about the
salvation of his soul. He gave him?
self up wholly to the world and its
pursuits, and neglected the Bible and
the house of God. One day he lost
a bank note in his barn, and, after
seeking for it several times, failed to
discover it. At last he said, 'with
great determination in his tone: "I
know that that note is in the barn,
and I will search for it till I find it!
lie accordingly went to work moving
object after object, aad searching hour
after hour, till at lasfche found it.
Some time after he became distress?
ed in view of his sins. His wife was
a pious woman, and one day he said to
her: "What must one do to become ?
a Christian?" She replied: "You
must seek for the truth as you sought .
fur the bank note." He did from that
moment begin to seek for it with a
fixed purpose of heart, and soon found
a free salvation in Jesus Christ, and
was rejoicing in the possession of
"the pearl of great price."?Ex-.?