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BILL ARPt
He Is Tired of Being Made A Target, and
Calls a Halt.
Atlanta Constitution.
Judge Clark had to rise and explain.
The young people had engaged a hall
wherein to have a little dance, and it
Beems somebody who didn't approve of
the business filed a bill of injunction,
which came up for a hearing before his
honor. Now the Judge is a scholar and
has long perused and enjoyed t'ie gifted
poets, and after hearing argument he re?
fused the injunction, and calling to mind
the beautiful Hues of Byron he carelessly
said: "On with the dance; let joy be un>
confined I" All of this got into the pa?
pers, of course, and the Judge received so
many letters from his good bre thren in
the Church that he had to rise and ex?
plain in a very pretty letter to the press.
It seemB that I and my family are in a
dancing scrape and I wish that I could
get out of it as pleasantly as did his
honor. Ours occurred nearly five years
ago and ought to be barred by the statute
of intimations, but ever and anon we hear
of it from far away like the sound of a
tinkling cymbal, and my Christian
friends feel constrained to write me or
send-the papers that tell about it. It
wasn't much of an affair, bat grows big?
ger and bigger as the years roll on. I
have recently received the DaUtu News,
which a kind lady sent with the dancing
paragraph marked, as usual. It. was in
a sermon preached there a few days ago
by the Bev. George Stewart, the partner
of Sam Jones in missionary work, and in
it ha said:
A decoy duck is a thing that proposes
to be a duck and is not a duct. The
devil decoys by a painted membei' of the
Church that has not life. The devil can
tie them anywhere.
Here he related how he w.as caught by
one of these decoys. He was invited to
a birthday party given at the hoi ae of a
Presbyterian elder. The Presbyterian
pastor went with him. They had a good
supper and a pleasant evening and left at
10 o'clock. The next morning ;he At?
lanta Constitution had a glowing nccount
of it and went on to say that at 12
o'clock the dining room was cleaied and
from midnight to day the jolly party
tripped the light fantastic, and among
those present appeared the names of Bev.
George Stewart and Dr. Hillhouso.
I haven't got over that smirch yet.
Letters and postal cards poured in Bay?
ing : "George Stewart, what is the matter
with you I"
Somehow or somehow else whenever
and wherever the Bev. Mr. Stewurt tells
that in bis sermons it gets out tbi.t I am
the duck?the decoy?and I hear of it
from anxioua friends. If he told it as a
fable or an allegory and named nc names
I wouldn't care. It is a right good fable
and there was enough foundation in fact
for him to build on, and he built, It is
now copyrighted and stereotyped.
The facts are that when one of ok boys
attained his majority in 1888 we did give
him a birthday party, and he invited his
young friends and we invited at me of
ours who were older, and amonj; them
was our pastor, Mr. Hillhouse. It was a
goodly company of good people who were
well raised and well mannered. Bev.
Mr. Stewart was not invited, but some?
how he came with our preacher i nd re?
ceived a cordial welcome. He w as not
decoyed hither by any of us. My wife
and daughters had provided a bountiful
feast. There was a big, fat turkey gob?
bler at each end of the long table and all
the space between was filled wit i good
? things. Mr. Stewart enjoyed it, 1 know,
and was given a place of honor rind he
partook most heartily and dispensed his
wit and bis wisdom with abundant; free?
dom. Our pastor enjoyed it, too, and
joined in the general hilarity. There
were none to molest or make them afraid.
About 11 o'clock, after the fee at was
over, Mr. Hillhouse said to my wile that
he had reason to suppose that the young
folks had planned a little dance, to which
he had no personal objection, but as
many good people had a different opin?
ion, and as he was a minister, it would
be better for him to retire. And so he
did retire and took Mr. Stewar; with
him.
The young people did have a dance
and we all enjoyed it, especially my wife,
who was raised that way, but now, alas,
can only look on and pat her litte foot
to the music. The festivities closed a
little after midnight and we ea d our
prayers and went to bed.
This is all of it that I know. The edi?
tors of the Constitution have 'searched in
vain to find any mention of the party in
their "next morning" paper or any other
paper, and hew it got out on Mr. Stewart
we are at a loss to know. It nevt r got
out on Mr. Hillhouse, nor did anybody
ever call him to account in letters or
postal card?.
We are all truly sorry that Mr. Stewart
got smirched at our bouse and as be
seems to have never recovered from it,
will do all he can to relieve him.
"Touch not mine anointed and co my
prophets no harm," it> a cardinal n-ixt at
our house. Certainly we had no inten?
tion to decoy or to smirch him, and hope
he will have charity and cease making us
a target. "He that hath no charity is aa
sounding brass and a tinkling cymbal."
That is the cymbal that we have heard
ever and auon from Boanoke, Va., to
Dallas, Texas, and its disturbs our family
traoquility for it does not seem amiable
or Christian to accept the hospitality of
a family and depart with their blessing
and then make them a target to shoot at
all over the land. King David said:
"If I have rewarded evil unto hirr. who
is at peace with me may mine enemy
persecute ray soul and take it. May he
tread my life into the earth and lay mine
honor in the dust." That iu good Script?
ure, too.- Now, as to the sin or iunccence
of the parlor dance I do not propose to
discuss that with anybody. My freedom
of opiniou I will maintain on all sub?
jects and I accord to others the same lit ?
erty. While I differ with Sam Jones and
hib co workers in many things 1 give
them full credit for the good thoy are
doing in reforming the thoaghtless and
the erring, and I bid them speed on their
mission. If pulling me down will help
them to raise others up it is all right, but
still I do not think it necessary and I
write this letter more to relieve Mr.
Stewart from the unintentional smirch
that he says he received at my house than
to relieve myself. Oar consciences are
perhaps not as sensitive as those of some
other people and we may be doing wrong
in giving birthday parties with a parlor
dance at the close, but no harm has ever
come of them, except the smirch, that we
know of. Our childteu love ?b and
honor us and are good to us, and when
they gather at the family mansion we
are all happy together. We rejoice with
those who rejoice and weep with those
who weep. I would not intrude even
this much of our domestic affairs upon
the public, but I have many friends in
Texas whose regard I treasure in my
daily memories, and it grieves me that
they may believe me a hypocrite or a
painted duck, and so I hope the D?llos
Newa will copy this much of my letter
and let me stand or fall by it?and let
Mr. Stewart be relieved from the smirch
from which he so long has Buffered.
We are going to have another birthday
party next week, on the 15th. It will be
my own and that of our eldest grandson,
who bears my name and my birthday,
and will then be twenty-one. The young
folks will gather as usual, and, no doubt,
will close the evening with another par?
lor dance. "Evil be to him who evil
thinks."
I am writing history now, and have
nearly finished my little book. It will
be published by Guun & Co., of Boston,
and be offered to the schools by Pro?
fessor Roberson, of Atlanta, in the early
fall. It is not so good a book ag I ex?
pected to write, for I have been sorely
troubled with my head and eyes, aud the
physicians have forbidden me to write or
read, or even to think very much. It is
not so comprehensive, I know, aa that of
Professor Evans, whose faithful work I
admire very much, but it is, perhaps,
more suitable for the grammar school,
and there is matter in it that will not be
found elsewhere, and that I specially de?
sire our young people to know.
Bill Abp.
- ? m -
On the Way to the World's Fair.
The poor old lady had never ridden in
a railroad train before, and now she was
making the long journey from New York
to Ohicago. She asked me for my sym?
pathy.
"My son is in the smoking place," said
she. "He only laughs at my fears. But
I have read of all the horrid accidents in
the papers, and I am sure we shall all be
pluoged into eternity. Are you not
afraid ? The train goes so fast. I cannot
think what keeps it on the track. My
son would take a fast train. 'If you've
got to die, you may as well die with a
rush,' he says. You would almost think
he wanted to be killed.
"Oh, you only say that to soothe me,
but I am not to be deceived. It's reck?
less to run cars so fast I know it can not
be done with safety. There I What a
lurch! Really, yon have taken t. <ie
trains so often ? And do notbin" ..'
happen? And they went so terribly
faat, like this? I am sure you ease my
mind greatly. I am much obliged to
you. I thought it would do me good
just to tell how miserable I was. So yon
have a wife and children and ain't
afraid ? I am sure you would not run
any risk, and I am glad you comfort me
bo. There's the colored man, He wants
to speak to yon."
"Beg yo' pardon, colonel," said the por?
ter. "How does yo'like yo' head."
"Mercy on me I How do you like your
head. What possesses the man ?"
"He means how do f' want my berth
makeup. Make it up with my feet to?
ward the engine, porter, please."
"Oh, I see! Dear me! I'll never dare
to go to bed. I shall sit up the whole
night, dressed and ready for whatever
happens."
"No; don't i'eel *iat way. There is no
danger. Retire j ust as you would at home,
and yon will fall asleep and forget your
fears.
"Really ? Well, I will follow your ad?
vice. You cannot think how you have
calmed me."
"I shall undress and Bleep like a baby.
Porter, leave the window open at the
foot of my berth and leave the screen
in."
"Yes, sir. Say, colonel, yo's right hav
in* yo' feet made to'ds de enjyne. Dat's
how I alluB tell de passengers. 'Feet to'ds
de enjyne is de safest way ebery time,' says
I."
"Safest way?" echoed the old lady.
"Goodneseakea! How do you meanit'B
Bafest ?"
"It's easy to see, I kin assure yo, ma'am
Ef yo's sleepin' feet fust, why dar you is;
but ef yo're sleepin' wid yo' head ta'ds de
enjyne,den when dish yer train smashes
into some other train yo' is flung right
ag'in'yo'head, an'yo' neck is broke just
like it was a throw."
"Mercy on me! Are we going to smsBh
into some other-"
"No, ma'am; I did'nt say we was
a goin to. AU I say is it's best to be pre?
pared. I've been running on die yer road
32 years, an' I've seen 'leven kerlisions,
and every time de folks what's killed is de
folks which gits chucked agin' their heads
Only last week in de accident at Osceola,
which I were in, a stout lady like you
she?-"
But the porter addressed a vacant
place. The old lady had fled in search
of her son.?Julian Ralph, in Harpen
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SARGE PLUNKETT.
A Terrible 5term Slips Up on the Old ?Inn.
Atlanta Constitution.
I have Beed sights and felt feelings but
I never seed nothing like a Cyclone be fore
nor never felt nothing like the feelings
they bring.
Along in the night of Sunday night I
was waked up by the old 'oman hunching
me in the back with her elbow in no very
mild manner. I bad resolved to lay still
and let her hunch till she wore her arm
out, for I thought she wanted a fire kin?
dled, when a loud clap of thunder away
in the northwest was answered by just as
deep a roll from the south, which at once
livened the old lady up, and she added
kicks and shakes along with the elbow
persuasion. Another clap of thunder
and her feet played like the sticks of a
kittle drum on my poor old body every?
where from the sole of my feet to about
the waiBtband of my pants, while her
hands kept time by a general scramble
with the rest of my feeble frame, especi?
ally my hair.
"What do you want?" I yelled, when
I Beed she was desperately in earnest.
Before she could answer again the
thunders rolled, and deeper than before
and much nearer. She lit out of bed and
from the door I heard her scream:
"Sach clouds 1 Suph clouds!"
I thought by this time that it was well
enough for me to get a move myself, for
the lightnings flashed and the thunders
rolled till it seemed a great battle of
mighty clouds advancing to grapple each
other. The one from the northwest
seemed to be trying old Sherman's plan
of getting around the one from the south,
when suddenly the southern cloud chang?
ed its direction and went rolling and
tumbling to the northeast. I saw that
the monsters were bound to cross each
other's path somewhere and I was sure
there would be a shock when they came
together. I arose from bed with an air
of not being at all scared, to run against
the old 'oman who was in a fidget trying
to get her homespun frock over her head.
I was moving by this time; I didn't have
no time to kindlo a light nor help her?I
wanted my pants and wanted 'em bad,
for by this time I was certain that a pow
I erful storm was coming. I got a hold of
my pants after skinning my shins over
three or four chairs, but I couldent get
into them to save my life. I was right
smart on the fidgety order myself by this
time, and slapped by right foot into the
left leg of the pantaloons, and as I tried
to stand on one foot to pull them off a
sharp clap of thunder tbrowed me off my
; balance and I fell flat on the floor in a
tangled condition, with my breeches and
some chairs. I kicked a-looae in a heap
shorter time than it takes me to tell it,
and pants or no pan ta, the mules must be
get out from among the old trees of the
pasture. The mules had sniffed the dan?
ger, it seemed, and met me a short dis?
tance from the lot gate. I got the bridle
on.the "big mule," as we call him, but I
hardly know how I did it, for by this
time the storm was upon us. The mighty
clouds had come together with ajar that
Bhook the earth. Boards were flying and
timber was falling; whole panels of
fencing were in the air, and houses
screaked as they were wrenched from
their foundations, and hay and shucks
blinded the elements. I think "the big
mule" had "been there" before, for he
stiffened himself with all bis might, with
tail to the storm. I held to the bridle
like grim death as the storm lifted me
from my feet and stretched me out,
waving like a string, from the end of the
bridle reina, Hold "big mule," hold
bridle and grip! was my prayer, as I
whirled like a cylinder or popped like a
whip.
In an instant the whole thing was over,
and the clouds went rumbling, tumbling,
like many mountains of Beething black?
ness. Great waves collided with a re?
bound, to meet in a moment again with
gathered power. "You shall not cross
my path" seemed to say one to the other,
as they would come together in a roll of
blackness and run side by side in zigzag
curves as one or the other seemed the
most powerful. As I watched these
clouds I lay upon the ground at the feet
of the "big mule." The animal had
relaxed his strain and looked down on
me as if he pitied my frazzled condition,
but I knew that the pity of the average
Georgia mule would not do to risk myself
in that position very long upon, bo I
gathered myself together as well as I
could and went stumbling and scramb?
ling to find the old' oman, The storm
had not touched the dwelling, and I soon
had all the comfort that could be given
me by a free use of camphor, "spirits"
and kind sympathy?principally "spirits"
?for a bright light blazed in the fire
place and we were ready to laugh at our
antics or cry in gratitude for the mercy
shown us.
I have not a word to say about our
damage. We fared so much better than
many of our neighbors that I am con?
tent. Mr. Elijah Webb, the great old
hardshell patriarch, living on a place
settled a hundred years ago, with houses
built in the strong way of those days, had
all his outhouses bwept away. The storm
handled the big hewed logs as if they
bad been straws, and scattered them to
the four winds. But he, too, is thankful,
for none of his folks were injured and
none of his stock hurt. Just a little
further on was where the greatest cruel?
ties began. Mr. Weaver lost everything,
and all of his family were mangled and
bruised. His dwelling, with every ves
tige of wearing apparel, furniture and
crockery, was carried off. His outhouses,
fences and growing crop were torn away.
The corn was twisted from its place and
the field left bare. I mention Mr. Webb
and Mr. Weaver because they were my
near neighbors and the greatest sufferers
in my settlement. Mr. Webb is over
eighty years old and has preached at a
little hardshell church near his home for
forty years, and was never known to ask
for a cent in the way of pay. Mr. Wea?
ver was a Confederate soldier, and lost
his right leg at the battle of Franklin,
Tenn. In this storm his wooden leg wsb
carried away, while he lay pinned down
by fallen rubbish. He was badly hurt
and some of his children are fatally so,
the doctors say. This is written without
their knowledge; but if every person
who reads "Plunkett" this week would
send just one dime to these two sufferers
it would make a handsome sum to their
relief. I would suggest that jour dimes
be sent to Mr. R. A. Hemphill, Comlitu
tion office, who, I am sure, will see to its
getting to it; right destination, and he
could hold them until all got in and then
turn it over in bulk. I want these dimes
to come from the Rio Grande to the
Potomac, and all real good yankees can
send some?if they choose.
Of course our settlement is wild this
week on storm talk. Many stories are
told; some humorous, some pathetic and
some of miraculous escapes. In the case
of Mr. Weaver, a little son with skull
crushed, lay all night in reach of his
mother, butshe could not help h.ui. The
agony ot that poor mother can be better
imagined than described. The dumb
brutes seem to know that something ter?
rible is coming upon them as these clouds
approach, and are most pitiful as they
tremble with fear after they are over.
There should be no other thought than
pity for everything that is caught in these
storms; but one will smile at the capers
cut and the feelings had. I am going up
to Atlanta and get some of the firemen
to let me have a pair of them pants that
you jump into out of bed. No storm
shall ever slip up and catch me fudging
at my pants legs like I did the other
night.
Nothing but being awoke in a burning
building can come anyways nigh being
as demoralizing as these storms. You
can't find a match; yod tumble over
chairs and run run against tables; get
your pants on wrong side in front, if you
wear pants, and if you wear dresses you
can't get your head through the right
place, and there is tacglement and dis?
tress. These tbiDgs may seem foolish to
folks who have never been slipped up on
by these storms, but wait, you may think
different some day. And the children,
they are the greatest source of anxiety at
Buch a time. If you get them awoke
you can't hold them together. The
little things get wild, and but for special
providence they Would all be killed.
These "close calls" make a fellow feel
different to what he did. I have mended
my deportment?would hardly take a
little "spirits" in "case of Bicknesa." I
was so glad I had quit cussing, and I
have resolved that the little time I have
left me shall be spent in making amends
for the eins of a long life, all of which
passed before me like a panorama, as I
whirled from the end of the "big mule's"
bridle rein. In the morning after break?
fast, I went in and set down by the old
'oman. I drawed my chair close up to
her and held out my baud. She thought
I had a splinter in my finger that I want?
ed out, but not bo ; I was seeking a
revival of love; I wanted to court her
again as I did in our young days, and I
wanted to ask her pardon for the care?
lessness i have shown her since she was
all my own. We talked over the high
spirits and happy feelings we started out
with and made new pledges and sealed
them with a kiss that smacked like the
kisses of long, long years ago. I don't
know how it will be when our scare is
well over; but I am sorry now tbat I
can't call back the years wherein I have
been so uudemonstrative of an affection
so much deserved. Younger husbands
and wives should profit by these remarks,
and if they do I shall feel satisfied.
I hate war mighty bad, but I will take
a slice of it rather than a cyclone in the
night time.
Sarge Plunkett.
P. S.?To those sending aid to the two
sufferers I will send, if they desire, a
mighty pretty picture?a picture of
myself?upon receiving address with
two cent stamp. Send donations sb
above suggested. S. P.
1 Prison Novelty.
Down in the main prison building of
the penitentiary there is a cell which is a
curiosity, and shows how some men will
occupy their moments while in prison in
order to divert their minds. This cell
is occupied by one of the best prisoners
in the institution?a negro sent up from
Barnwell county under a life sentence
for burglary and larceny. In view of
the fact that the law was changed bo as
not to allow the imposition of a shorter
term of imprisonment than the life sen?
tence for this crime and many other cir?
cumstances, repeated efforts have been
made to have] the man pardoned but
without avail so far,
He has fitted his cell up in handsome
style, Oa the floor is a Brussels carpet,
and the walls are covered with pictures
and Scripture quotations, all neatly
framed. The bed ia kept aa neat aa a
pin, and the pillows are covered with
embroidered slips Bent the fellow by his
friends. At the head of his bed is a
Bible quotation expressive of his repent?
ance of his crime. He has a horse shoe
made of wood on his cell door. The
whole makes an attraction of the peni?
tentiary that is worth seeing.
JDearness Cannot Be Cured
by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There
is only one way to cure deafness, and
that is by constitutional remedies. Deaf
neas is cauaed by an inflamed condition
of the mucous lining of the EuBtacbian
Tube. When this tube is inflamed you
have a rumbling eound or imperfect
hearing, and when it is entirely closed,
Deafness is the result, and unless the
inflammation can be taken out and this
tube restored to ita normal condition,
hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten arc cauaed by catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condi?
tion of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot he cured by Hall's Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars; free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
Sold by Druggiat3.
? There have been heavy inroads on
the Uoited States public domain of late,
but the government Biill owns nearly a
billion acre3-9GG,HG,383, to be exact.
Of this, however, 3G9,529,600 acres are in
Alaska, and not likely to be ever brought
into use, certainly not for many years to
coino, leaving f)7(>,580,783 available in
the other States and Territories.
Need of Educated Christian Women.
From the Baptist Courier.
The above heading implies that educa?
ted Christian women are by no means so
many as are needed. And what is im'
plied is but too true. One of the great*
est needs of this day is more educated
Christian women. There are about as
many fool women in the world at thit,
time as there are fool men, and that are
not helping the young men of the coun?
try either in the way of sense, or religion
?neither improving their heads nor
their hearts. And this is the great duty,
as it is the great privilege and honor of
woman, to be reservoirs of healthful
moral influence to the world, and thus
save men from sin and impurity which
debauch the intellect, as well as the soul
and the character.
I shall now mention some things that,
to my mind, prove very clearly the great,
urgent need of educated and particularly
Christian women, in this our day.
' First, to begin with, here is this corset
tight-lacing abomination, a thing which is
against health, against intellect and
sense, and against religion. The Chinese
women glory in their little feet; our civ?
ilized (I can hardly say Christian) wo?
men glory in their little waists, though
to have these little waists their bodies,
and that too right over the vital organs,
lungs, heart and liver, must be put into
the compress, tightly laced corsets, just
as the feet of Chinese girls are put into
iron shoes. I have been told that in all
the medical colleges, upon every gradu?
ating class is charged the duty of warn?
ing mothers as to the evils that come
from tight lacing. Tallrng on this sub?
ject with a very intelligent physician
some time ago he said that in the medi?
cal books there was described the "corset
liver," and a "corset liver" means a "cor?
set heart," "corset lungs," a "corset
head," and from all these a "corset wo
m^Hr" There comes into nearly every
home in this State the inevitable fashion
book, with its fashion plates of tall and
spindling women, and the conspicuous
part, and the part of the figure that
seems to be emphasized and attention
called to, is the little waist, which is
made to be the perfection of womanly
grace and beauty. If the thing goes on
much longer, a race of women will be
raised up without any waists at all. I
almost shudder when I look at one of
these fashion books, filled up with pic?
tures of tightly corseted women for our
daughters to gaze at and admire. If I
had my way they shouldn't come through
the mails. "Can," I ask myself, "such
women as are represented in these plates,
ever be the mothers of great men and
great women ?" And this is need, No. 1,
reform in corset wearing, and a great
work it is for educated Christian women
to do, to destroy this modern Moloch, to
which is sacrificed the health and lives
of thousands of women in eur land.
And, secondly, here is the rage for
dressing among women, though by no
means is it true of all of them. It is not
an exaggeration to say that a great many
women spend the most of their time,
thought and labor, on something to wear,
Their minds neglected, their souls neg?
lected, their homes too often neglected,
and the serious duties of life neglected,
and all for what ? Why, simply to grat?
ify their 'ove of dress and show. There
are m*:./ "Flora McFlimsey's," and tbey
live in many other places besides "Madi?
son Square," and spend their lives in
complaining that they have "nothing to
wear." It was to women, and of the
matter of their dressing, that the Apostle
Peter wrote: "Whose adorning let it not
be that outward adornicg of plaiting the
hair, and of wearing of gold, or of put?
ting on of apparel; but let it be the hid?
den man of the heart, in that which is
not corruptible, even the ornament of a
meek and quiet spirit, which is in the
sight of God of great price." The aim in
life of great many women should very
properly be measured with a yardstick.
And of some of the prevailing styles of
female dress I'm ashamed to speak, and
in very bad taste particularly is a good
deal of the ball gearing. The Apostle
Peter, in the same connection with the
words just quoted, speaks of the "chaste
conversation" becoming to women; nor
should they be less mindful of "chaste"
dressing, which is also a lovely thing in
woman. And here is need No. 2, reform
in dress, and a great sphere of useful
work for educated Christian women.
And, thirdly, the " German" dance, and
the harm it is doing to women, and
through them to society, calls for the in?
fluence and active efforts of educated
Christian women to suppress it and thus
save their Bisters and the young men of
the country from its contamination. It
is enough to condemn these so called
"germans" that they encourage dissipa?
tion, it being the case that at them the
dancing and reveling are kept up nearly
all night, and that they ignore all social
and moral differences. This is the case
particularly in regard to the men who go
to them. They are terrible levelers,
these "germans," and always level down.
They are open to men who in character,
are moral lepers, and shut out from all
homes and circles of purity and refine?
ment. It has always been a strange thing
to me that some women, and the some
are many, that eeem to hate vice and im?
purity only in one of their own sex, and
she often the victim of man's falseness
and villainy. Paul, writing of the hea?
then in his day, said : "It is a shame to
speak of things done by them in secret,"
but in this Christian age it is a shame to
speak of some things done openly in the
"germans" and round dances of the day,
and that by people who claim to be
Christian people. And here is a wretch?
ed thing about these "germans," that I
cannot but regard as hurtful to women,
as calculated to destroy that modesty
which is their glory?the parading them?
selves, in the newspapers before the pub?
lic, in their elegant and costly dresses,
just as they appeared at the get man.
There was a time when public sent:meat
wouldn't have tolerated such a th zu;,
though done by the women themselves.
We may well exclaim with the old Bo
man moralist: "0 tempora, 0 morea."
Here is need No. 3 for educated Chris?
tian women.
Fourthly and lastly, there is great need
of educated Christian women to help in
the great fight for temperance and prohi
bit ion. I believe that women can do
more to drive wiakey oat of the country
and to make yonng men sober than any
prohibitory law. It is in the power of
the yonng women to do it. If they'd
only let it be understood, and then act up
to their resolution, that they would not
notice any young man who drinks whis?
key, plays cards, and whose reputation
for good morals is not good, what a pow?
erful effect it would have in lifting up
young men to a pure young woman's
own high plane of character. There is
no other class of people hardly that can
do as much good in the world, and have
such influence for good over young men
as young women, and therefore it is so
highly important for them to be educa?
ted and to be Christians. But, alas! the
young wom?n of our country are not
what they ought to be. If they were
better, young men would be better.
Women are like cotton?they rule the
moral market. When women go up they
carry the men up with them, and when
they come down from what they ought
to be and are expected to be, they always
bring men down with them. Said a gen?
tleman to me not long ago, and one who
Is a gentleman, and travels all over the
State, into every town in the State,
"why don't you write about she women
and try to make them do batter. As I
go about over the State on the railroads,
I see some very ngly conduct, and things
to be grer.cly lamented, in women." It
is a hard thing to say, but I believe it is
nevertheless true, that men's standard of
morality for women is higher than wo*
men's standard of morality for men. No
man of any pretension to manhood will
marry a woman that is not pure and
above reproach, and yet a great many
women will marry men and associate
with them whom they know, or conld
know, are drunken and immoral. Oh 1
for educated Christian women to make
the women better, acting upon their sis*
ters like leaven, and so make the men,
and especially the yenng men, better.
This is need No. 4.
Yes, I repeat, in conclusion, that one
of the greatest needs of our time is edu?
cated Christian women. We need them
in our homes, in our schools and in onr
Churches. We need them to be wives, to
be mothers, to be sisters. We thank Ood
that there are many such women in
South Carolina; and that their number
may be increased, let us labor and pray
earnestly that our daughters, as well as
our sons, may be early converted, and
then let us see to it that they have the
same, opportunities for thorough mental
equipment as their brothers have. We
have now entered upon the woman peri?
od of the world?that is, greater oppor?
tunities for women, better education and
a larger sphere of influence and service.
But while we seek to provide the higher
education for our girls, don't let us fall
into the mistake of neglecting their lower
education, that is in training them, on
their side of life, for its practical and
every day duties, which may almost be
summed up in the one thing?to be good
housewives. There can be no happy,
model homes without a woman so edu?
cated, as its peaiding genius. A woman
that can run the circle ef the sciences,
and yet don't know how to make good
bread and to prepare a toothsome meal,
is like "a cake not turned," educated
only on one side. It is true that "man
cannot live by bread alone," but it is
equally true that he cannot live without
bread, and therefore to know how to
make good bread is a very important
part of female education. In short, a
woman ought to be so educated that what
Solomon saps of his model housewife, in
the thirty-first chapter of Proverbs, will
be realized in her. "Her children rise
up and call her blessed, her husband,
also, and he praineth her."
John G. Williams,
Allendale, S. C.
Making Candy at Home.
Try a candy party and see if yon do
not enjoy yourself more than you bad
ever done befoire at such an affair.
Why? Because at your novel candy
party you are going to make some very
nice candy and conduct the party on
regularly organized principles that will
insure its success.
The materials required for the candy
party are ten pounds of confectioner's
sugar?obtainable at any grocer's?fire
strictly fresh eggs, a cake of chocolate,
half a pound of dates, a small quantity1
of desiccated cocoanut, some vanilla fla?
voring and a few drops of peppermint or
winter green. /
You have now on hand the ingredients
for fifteen or more pounds of candy
much more than you care to make, no
doubt?bo you may, if yon please, get
only half the quantity of sugar. But it
is more satisfactory to work with the
larger quantity.
Let the mistress of ceremonies break
the five eggs into a big eartheru bowl,
an', then, without beating the eggs, add
to them an equal quantity of water. Now
begin to stir in the sugar. It should be
added a cupfull at a time until the candy
mixture is so stiff that the arm of the
stirrer refuses to perform its task.
This is the critical part of French
candy making. It ehould be so stiff that
it will stand alone, like brocaded velvet.
Now add a little vanilla flavoring to
the compound, and let the amount of
vanilla be determined upon by the cou?
ple you have designated at the beginning
of the evening to act as "tasters."
All hands now fall at work upon the
mixture in the bowl. It must be quickly
and deftly molded into chocolate dropa,
each one of which is quickly stirred in
the melted chocolate by the couple pre?
siding over the chocolate pan.
When enough chocolate drops havo
been made and set away upon glazed
paper to cool a cupful of the mixture is
taken out and mixed with the dessicated
cocoanut, and then rolled into cakes by
the couple appointed to look after the
Interests of the cocoanut candy. Little
balls of the sugar mixture are preaaed
into the stoneless dates to make the
"cream" dates of the candy store, and
balls of it are pressed closely between the
halves of Eoglish walnuts for "cream" or
French walnuts.
If pepperment drops are desired or
wintergreen lozenges, a portion of the
mixture may be flavored with these es?
sences instead of with vanilla.
III Sorts of Paragraphs.
? Tennessee was originally organized
as the State of Franklin.
? Japanese children are taught to i
write with both bands. L
? Sixteen ounces of gold are sufficient!
to gild a wire that would encircle the f
earth.
? It is a very honest man indeed who I
will not try to pass a quarter with a bole]
in it.
? Philadelphia has a girl burglar.
All the professions seem to be open to J
women nowadays.
? "Trotter seems to be a happy man.
He never has any bills to pay. "How's]
that 7" "No one will ever trost him."
? A horse owned by a farmer living)
near OweuBboro, Ky., goes without
master and drives up the cows every]
evening.
? The corn exported to Mexico from]
the United States during the recent]
famine would fill a solid train 77 miles]
long.
? "The last time I saw Trotter he wi
deeply in love with two girls. How did!
he settle the matter ?" "Ob, easy enough]
?only one would have him."
? In Mexico men and women arel
prohibited from marrying more than!
eight times. An American ia in jailj
down there for taking his ninth wife. I
? Oregon expects to clip 17,000,00(1
pounds of wool this year, her increase im
sheep over last year being estimated aj
90 per cent, all of which is shear gain.
? John Peltz, a hotel keeper of Aet-j
naville, W. V., has a pet in the form of;
huge blacksnake, which crawls over th^
register and makes guests feel at home. ^
? Parson?Madam, are yon layTng^uS
treasures for the future life? Chicagt]
Dame (still a summer girl)?Well, I'v
buried nine husbands in eight years 1
? Never feed raw corn meal to yot
chicks. It should always be cooked fir
The best way is to bake it into
bread and then moisten with milk befo
feeding.
j ? To have an invention protected alj
over the world it is necessary to
sixty-four patents in as many differenj
countries, the estimated total cost
which is $17,000.
? The ten Sunday newspapers In
York, together with the three-in 1
lyn, published one Sunday 420
altogether, aggregating 3,000 columr
and 5,500,000 words.
? A six-year old son of James H
more, of Pilot Mountain,- N. O.,
access to a quantity of whiskey and drai
so much of it that death, in a very di
tressing form, followed soon thereafter.
? Kindly Old Gent?Well, my lit
man, what would you like to be
you grow up ? Little Man?I'd like l
a nice old gentleman like you,
nothin to do but walk around and
questions. _
? Mrs. Neversee?What made ?
tell me he was the carver of his own foi
tune, when he got every dollar he has
by marrying an heiress? Neversee
Humph I He had to cut out half a dc
fellows to get her, didn't he ?
? Watts?Does your wife ever ecol]
when you have been out late at
with the boys ? Potts?Oh, no, she nei
says a* word. She gets up the nei
morning about i o'clock and practices i
the piano, and I daren't say a word.
? Old Friend (to grief stricken widoi
?"I hope my dear old friend Jon)
was fully prepared to go?" Widow (wit
her handkerchief to her eyes)?"Foil,
prepared ? Yes, indeed 1 He was insui
ed in half a dozen companies."
? The largest gold nogget ever foi
in Colorado weighed thirteen pound
the largest in the United States weight
one hundred and fifty-one pounds and
ounces; largest in the world, two fiat
dred and twenty-three pounds and foi
ounces.
? A gentleman, under forty years
age, whose hair was rapidly becomii
thin and gray, began the use of A]
Hair Vigor, and in six months his
was restored to its natural color, and c
more than its former growth and ric
ness.
? The tomb of Noah is supposed
lie in the small town of Nakhtchevan,
the plain of Ararat. The burial place]
at the side of the broken walls of
abandoned fortress in the midst of a va
plain which is literally covered with,
remains of bygone glories.
? Young Housekeeper (to a
woman who brings her eggs every j
I cannot understand why yonr eggs haj
been so small lately. Peasant:
But what can I do? Young Housekc
er: Why don't you leave them a lit
longer in the nest ?
? Watts: This saying that "a lie w?
stuck to ia as good as the truth"
rot. Potts: So? Watts: Yes, inde
For three weeks I have been wearinf
porous plaster with a guarantee prir
on it in capital letters, and it
helped my rheumatism one little bit.
? Ayer's Hair Vigor is a univer
beautifier. Harmless, effective,
agreeable, it has taken high rank
toilet articles. This preparation
thin and weak hair to become abunc
strong, and healthy, and restores to
hair its original color.
? A Florida hunter lost his boots
novel manner recently. He fell
on a river bank, laying his boots wit
convenient reach. He was awakei
by a strange noise and to his hoi
beheld his last boot disappearing
the alligator's jaws. The monster awrj
lowed both of them.
? An Australian inventor has jij
perfected a method of plowing with
help of dynamite. The explosive is at
in very small quantities, and there is j
apparatus for touching it off undergrot
The result of this is to thoroughly dis
tegrate the soil. It is asserted that the*
is no possibility of a serious exptoihj
and that owing to the small quantity
dynamite used the coat is very litt
while the resulting benefit is enormo
? Husband?"Are these biscuits so:
of your own make, my dear ?" Wife
"They are indeed. No one else
a thing to do with making them." HI
band?"Couldn't you send some of tb|
into old Tobascasauce next door."
?"Why, George, it was only yester
that you told mo you could never '
of him without murder in your he
Husband?"That's trne, and I have
changed my mind a bit."