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BY CLINKSCALES & LANGSTON. ANDERSON, S. C, WEDNESDAY MORNING. DECEMBER 14, 1892._VOLUME XXVII.- -NO. 24.
For Asthma, Bronchitis
Colds, coughs,
la grippe, pneumonia,
and all diseases of
the throat and
lungs, take
"For more tiiwi twenty-five years I was a
sufferer fron Lane: treaDIe, atteadod wtlta
eouching so sovsrs at tints as to oause henv
erreaje, the paroxysms frequently lastinf
three er four hcurs. I was induced to try
Ayefs Oherry Pectoral, and after taking
four botUes was therouajhly eured. T eaa
confidently recommend this noodleUM." ?
Franz Hofman, Clay Centie, Kana,
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
Pispared by Dr. J. 0. Ajar * Co., Lowell, Mass. Prompt tO act, SUTQ tOCUTO
JAS. F. GOSSBTT& CO,
WHOLBSALK AND It KT AIL
One Price Dealers in
rt -
BOOTS AND SHOES,
AIM DZRffiOW,
tzat?aa;&ih bbok:sn the eecokd.
HEY an telling torn* lixv of Boots and Shoes by the single pak i>r Um
snojaay than the same good* can ba bought again at by wholesale.
They Buy Bargains and they Sell Bargains.
They bare the finest oppoxainUiej for buying and handling Sboea of any
Howe in South Carolina. They are the only house in upper Carolina having a
nan directly connected with the Manufacturers? thoir 1fr. Jas. F. Gossett boing
tfea Agent and S&leeuas for the celebrated Bay State Shoe and Leather Co., of
JTew York, <ja? of the largest Boot and Shoe Manufacturing concerns in the world.
Tbey are the only exclusive Shoe House in Andcrsoa.
They are the only ONE PRICE HOUSE in Andenton.
Tbey hare one of the largest aad beet assorted stocks of Shoes IniJtbe State.
They are carrying a fall line of BOLE LEATHER?Hemlock and Whiteoak
?/rom ISo. per poand op. A fall lia* ot Cat Half Soles from 10c. per pair up.
Vajtir One Dollar Bargain Counter is a great sneceae.
Tba biggeet and hottest Stove in Town, and a welcome and a warm to all.
COME JLTHT> SEE TJS.
FURNITURE
AT
The Greatest Bargains in Furniture ever offered in South
Carolina are offered at
G. F. TOLLY & SON'S,
depot street.
They have the Largest, Cheapest and Beet Select**! Stock tn
the State, and challenge any Furniture House in the State foe a
comparison of prices.
WALNUT and OAE SUITS cheaper than they can be
bought from any Factory.
BUREAUS at prices unheard of before.
PARLOR SUITS cheaper than any.
AND EVERYTHING in the Furniture line.
t&* Gome and eee for your&fjvej aud be cenvineed that what we say t> true
1?T Comp and look at our Stock, whether you want to buy or not, We will
be pLsaaed to show you around.
Caskets and Coffins furnished Day or Night.
G. F. TOLLY & SON,
Depot Street, Andewea, S. &.
twm-mm t i sjejsja
LOOK HERE!
catch onsr to this i
E have too many Goods to carrf, therefore for the aext SIXTY DAYS we
ofler our LARGE aad HANDSOME STOCK?
AT GREATLY REDUCED PRICES,
CONSISTING OF
Millinery, Notions, Shoes,
Handsome Dress Goods,
Priestleys Henriettas.
Also, the h&ndsomeet lot of SILKS, in all the new tthades, that has ever bee
breutrht to this markpt.
Ladies' aud Mi**<* WRAPS and JACKETS in every style
U&* Glauoe at oar Bargain Counter and see what you can do.
''Ctuue oae, come all,
And get your share of all."
Thanks for the past. Respectfully,
LADIES' STORE.
OUR LEADER FOR 30 DAYS ONLY!
ALL OF OUR
DRESS G-OOIDiS
AT OOST FOR CASH,
Including: all our Fall Purchases.
HENRIETTAS, CASHMERES,
SERGES, BROADCLOTHS,
BEDFORD CORDS,
LADIES' CLOTHS, in blacks and colors.
Tbe Caihmtr*3 y?u P*7 elsewhwr* 20o. for we will let ?ou hve at l?a The
tte. Hue at 20c. the 4)a. Hue at 26c, aud the 50c. Hue at 33J-c, the 75c. line for half
a deUar, aud the dollar line for 75?.
To? will nva on a $2 40 Dnjt, Pattyn 60 eecta, ou $3 00 Pattern the same
amount, bat the diSV??f s ou the tiV*r goods is greater: On $4 80 you ?ovo $1 80,
oo ehe 90.00 line you gave j*.90, od the JV 00 line you aavv p, ?0, ou ?I2 0? line
yoa save $4.00.
Remember, this sale will be only for Thirty Days.
BILL ART.
Cash and Crodlt.
Atlanta Constitution.
It's two weeks to Christmas, but they
are ploting against me right now?I was
taking my evening repose and they
thought I was asieep and began to dis?
close their plans, and so I snored a little
gently ever and anon just to get the bot?
tom facts, and find out the family secrets,
and especially what they were going to
do for me. I dident seem to be in it
except to foot the bills, but maybe they
will think of me later. Yesterday, while
I was dosing, I noticed the arrival of a
lot or ladies' cloaks which they said were
j 'ist sent up for them to look at and try
on?only this, and nothing more. And
so they looked and tried on, just to oblige
the accommodating merchant, and I over?
heard him say that these cloaks were
E9nt out as very superior scmples and
would have to be returned to New York
if he couldent dispose of them at prime
coat. Well, it looks like a pity to send
such beautiful cloaks away back to New
York. It is a reflection on Cartersville.
And when fine goods are offered at cost
it is a great temptation to anybody to
buy them, especially when the kind
hearted man says he will wait until
January for the money. Credit for a
month or so makes a wonderful di {Terence.
It seems sorter like getting a thing for
nothing, for when the first dun comes it
is only a warning. Tt don't mean busi?
ness. The bookkeeper does that as a
matter of form. Pay day is away off
somewhere, and tbere'h no tolling what
might happen before then. Somebody
might die and leave you a legacy, or
your ship might come in, or the world
might come to an end, and bo it is a great
inducement to buy on a credit. The
only trouble is that the days are all
coming this way. But still credit is a
wonderful thing. Most all great enter?
prises are done on a credit, and the lon?
ger the credit the better the debt. A
bond for thirty years sells for a higher
premium than one for ten years, and so I
don't Bee why a merchant shouldeot wait
on a man forever and let the debt get
gooder and gooder all the time.
These are idle speculations, I know,
but it Is nevertheless a fact that the kind
hearted merchant diden't carry back as
many cloaks as he brought to my house.
The girls kept two to look at a little lon?
ger?"first look, then linger, then em?
brace," sayB the old song, and when I
gently inquired if they had made a pur?
chase I was affectionately informed tbat
tbeir mother said she would pay for
them. Of course she will. She always
does wben nbe makes up her mind. She
hasent got a dollar in tbe world that I
know of, but when she takes a notion to
dress up her children or make Christmas
gifts or pay missionary money, I recog
nize the fact that we twain are one flesh,
"wiin all my worldly goods I tbee en?
dow" has been of force in ray family ever
since I married her and her opinion is
tbat a healthy man who is aot an idiot
has do excusa for not having a little
money for his wife when she wants it.
Thanks to the good Lord I have main?
tained her respect in tbat line up to date
and I will have some Christmas money
! for her if I have to go u> Texas again to
get it. The home and the heart are
! about all tbat the gentler sex have to
live for, and it's a man's business to keep
both happy if he can.-"Mamma pays
she will pay for them" and I conld see a
mischievous twfokle in their eyes as they
added 'they won't cost you a cent.' They
know who the family broker is?the ban?
ker, the quee*, tbe "ipse dixit."
For yet.rs and years I have been work?
ing in the harness?pulling the family
wagon, wearing out my collars going up
hill, and wearing out my britcbing hold?
ing back wbea on the down grade ; but
they comfort me all along the line, and
say tbat pulling is healthy and that it is
better to wear out than to rust out, and
they call me a good old horso and pat me
and rub me, and so I keep on pulling and
expect to continue until something
breaks. When the maternal ancestor
has raised ten children and laid by the
crop, she can have some rest, And ought
to have, but the old noao must keep peg?
ging away. Sometimes I think I have
softening of tbe brain, nod not long ago
Mrs. Arp hinted that my perceptions
were not as bright as they osed to be?
but ciy load is not lightened, and that I
perceive. The monthly bills are all the
same or samer, and I have to shin dig
and kite ana* lap over as much as ever.
Not long ago I got behind a little with
tbe bank, and I got a notice of it Sunday
morning through the mail, and it disturb?
ed my tranquility at church and liked to
have cured roe of opening my mail on
Sunday. Just %r>. behind with a bank if
you want to loftra what "effoctoal call?
ing" i*. My bnnkfr called roe the next
day tnknow if I got his note. But they
are mighty good to me all round?mer?
chants and bankers, too. In fact, every?
body, but tbe State aDd the County and
the town. This lax busiuens is inexora?
ble ax death, and the devil is at the bot
torn of it. If everybody was a good citi?
zen, there would be no tax, or so little
tbat we wouldeot feel it. There would
be no conrte, no jails, oo calaboose, no
sheriff*, or const able, or town marshal Is,
no locks or iron bars or night watch or
pistols. Good gracious I what a millen
ium that would be. But bhre we go and
there we go. Everybody in trying to
roform something, and it's all theory and
but little fact. They have gotten up a
"rtiagie tax" a?d "looking backwards"
and trade unions and subtresauryschemes,
and I don't know what all ; hut if a roan
wilt devote the >itne be wastes on these
t.!iii*gs to working for hi* family my opin?
ion is he will be better off in the long
run. If we all 'light the devil while we
are working it is the b?*t thing we can
do, for hi- is going about as a roaring
lion. Tlii* lit a fact and sot fancy, and
fie old*>r I grow the more I am convioc
?d thnl be is a power in this sublunary
world. I don't know why nor wherefore,
but there is some evil influence working
against us. My little grandchild that I
love ho well sometimes gets mad and
strikes her mother and there in bo reason
for it except the devil. He is a bad
citizen. Wben David was all right and
in harmony with everything that was j
good he wrote from the abundance of his
heart: "If I reward evil to him who is
at peace with me may mine enemy per?
secute my soul and take it. Yea may he
tread my life into the earth and lay mine
honor in the dust."
Was there ever a more terrible curse
invoked and yet the old devil got after
him and made him plot the death of
Uriah, a man who was at peace with
him. Poor fellow, how be did sin in
haste and repent at leisure. With what
anguish he exclaimed, "I acknowledge
my transgression and my sin is ever
before me." I heard old Dr. Axson
preach from that text once and if there it
any bigger text in the Bible I don't know
it. "My sin is ever before me." Booth
and Forrest nor McOready could have
thrown more of anguish into the recollec?
tion of crime than he did. A thousand
timeB have I thought of it. My sin is
ever before me. There is no retreat, no
hiding place, no extinguisher. Young
man, young woman, don't commit any
sin that will be ever before yeu. Life is
the unsolved problem any how and the
best we can do is to try to do right and
be humble and hopeful. Life is uphill
and down hill and on a level, but a good
I horse will never stall going up and he
will hold back going down, just so it
ought to be with a man and I think of
that Bometimea when the load is heavy
and tbe bill is steep, but I do went
somebody to scotch occasionally and let
me get breath. Alexander Stephens s?.id
be wanted to die in the harness and he
did, but I don't. I want to die grazing
around in the clover field or tho barley
patch and have nothing to trouble me
but conscience and not much of that. I
don't wan't many of the luxuries of life,
but I do want all tbe comforts for MrB.
Arp and myself in our eld age and enough
spare money for her to pay for cloaks and
hats and make Christmas gifts to tbe
grandchildren. Somebody will take care
of ns I know, but when the old folks have
to quarter on the children it looks like
they had made a failure aud dident die
when their time had come. It is a piti?
ful sight to see them outlive all their
property and sot leave enough for a
tomb?tone. I kuow some graves of grand
old people that are still unmarked and
will be, I reckon, until Gabriel blows his
horn. But maybe they can vise sooner
without tbe marble over them and I
reckon that is why tbe children left the
parents uncovered. I reckon bo.
Bill Arp.
Tobacco Raising in Georgia.
WaycroSS, Ga , December 6.?The
experimental tobacco farm near here was
started last winter. It was made a stock
company, composed of about twenty
stockholders. Enterprising farmers and
business men are at tbe head of tbe con?
cern. A lot of laod was bought, and a
superintendent was engaged to bave tbe
work done properly. About thirty acres
were planted in tobacco. Tbe spring
season was dry, and there was some
trouble in transplanting the plnnts. This
caused a delay in getting a good stand.
About this time, W. A. Paschal, an ex?
perienced tobacco grower from North
Carolina, was engaged to superintend the
farm. He put bis experience and energy
to work. Tbe farm was soon green with
tbe weed. Up to this time the scheme
was looked open with disfavor by the
farmers generally. They would 'lake
their heads, when asked their opinh. of
the enterprise. But when the ft was
covered with healthy growing tob'cco,
would go over and watch tbe work going
on. Their interest in the farm was in?
creased with each new leaf that branched
out from tbe plants reach maturity and
the leaves began to ripen, a feeling of
uneasiness came over them. "How was
the tobacco to be cured?'' was asked
by every one. The superintendent
erected suitable barns, and began to har?
vest the crop.
Tbe leaves were carried to the barn
and filed on hooks for the purpose.
When the barn was filled to its capacity,
the furnaces were made hot to a certain
temperature, and then the work of cur?
ing begAn.
The first bam of tobacco was cured
successfully, and this was followed by
others, even with better results. At last
the entire crop, t-as harvested and cured.
The quality of .he tobacco was pro?
nounced by experts to be equal to tbe
beat Havanna fillers. A cigar factory
was started here, and tbe tobacco raised
on this farm is being used for making
cigars. The cigar made from this leaf is
of a superior grade. This farm will be
conducted on an extensive plan next
year. New land will be put under cul?
tivation, and the best facilities for cur?
ing tbe weed will be secured.
Mr. Paschal will employ experienced
laborers on the farm, aod it is hoped
that, with good seasons, tbe experiment
next year will prove far more gratifying
than tbis year's.
But the farmers are interested in this
new industry. They are now convinced
that tobacco culture in this section is a
success. A prominent farmer, Mr.
Strickland, says he is going te plant ten
or fifteen acres next year. He will build
a barn. His neighbors will plant pome,
and use a barn for curing their tobacco.
In the upper part of the county the farm*
ers will plant tbe weed extensively next
year. They propose to form clubs and
build barns wherever they will be need?
ed. This plan will help the farmers gen*
erally to engage in the growing of
tobacco. There will be a large acreage
of tobacco grown in this county next
year. A movement is on foot to erect a
plug-tobacco factory here. It is believed
that this will be the bauner tobacco
county in the State, and Waycross will
be tbe tobacco center of this section. A
warehouse will be built during next. year.
Bceklem Aratta Sai>e.
Tk-o h**t eaWe iis the world lor Outs
BruiNetn, ?oree, TJlcase, Salt Rheum, Fe
ver isVjaw, Tetter, Chapped Hansfc, Chil?
blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions
and positively eerea Pilen, or ne pay
nequirod. It is giaraitced to give per?
fect satisfaction, or money refunded
Price 25 cents per box. For sale by
Hill Brae._
? Doctor?My good woman, does your
son stutter all the time? Parent?Not
all the time, sir. Only when he attempts
to talk,
REMARKS ON TROUBLE,
A Philosopher's Though)! on Matters
Which Come Home to Every One of us.
Abbeville Prest and Banner.
Without stopping to define trouble,
taking it for granted that we all know
what it is, yet it would take a chapter or
perhaps a book to give its meaning.
We will proceed to consider a few of its
causes and effects, its good and evil.
The causes are so numerous and often
so vague that it is difficult to enumerate
or to classify them. They come from
every quarter and in every guise, from
where we least expect them, and in
shapes never thought of. They come
like clouds of devouring locusts, Bapping
our vitals, sparing neither mind nor
body, and from whence or why they come
we can hardly realize, yet they get here
and come to Btay. There is no remedy ;
there is no eacape, be we ever so good or
ever bo bad, they consume us all the
same. They come in hatred, they come
In love; they come with foes, they come
with friends; they come with the stran?
ger, they come with the darling of our
bosom ; they come alone, they como in
I pain, they come in multitudes; they
come to the poor, they come to the rich ;
they come in the day, and in the night;
they come all the time. None are bo
Btrong as to be able to overcome them ;
none are bo feeble as to be spared by
them. Tbey are present in victory, they
hover over ns in defeat. There ia no
refuge, no shield, no protection from
them, tbey are ever with us.
A* for causes. We can name uotbiDg
tbat is not a cause. Our pleasures are
clothed with them ; our pains are com?
posed of then; onr wishes gratified end
in them. Go where or when we will
they are with ua. They are the firBt to
greet us in life; the last to part with us in
death. Tbey come in all shapes, some
times small and pointed like needles
piercing us In every pore, aome times
ponderous like mountains overwhelming
us in despair, some times as twisted cords
of pains drawing their tightening, crush?
ing bands aronod ns, some times tbey
come from within and like dynamite tear
us asunder and go forth from every fig?
ure, caused by every imaginable circum?
stances, resulting from every imaginable
exertion.
The effects are almost, if not quite, as
numerous as the causes. They blunt
ev &ry pleasure and sharpen every pain ;
they wither us in youth, and weigh us
down in age and offlictioa; tbey blight
ambition, cripple prosperity, and crush
hope, often making life itself a burden,
almost unendurable, while torturing us
with death. They are contrary to human
arrangements, and thwart all human cal?
culations.
While children and loved ones are sick,
and it seems as if we are to lose them in
death, we are pressed down by trouble,
and try every remedy, endure privations
and fatigue, with unmurmuring patience
and fidelity to restore them to life and
health, only to become a source of new
and untold troubles, by ungratefully
spending their health and ability in do?
ing those things tbat add new and
sharper stings to onr troubles, and be?
come tortures rather than comforts dur?
ing the balance of our lives. Who can
describe the anguish that wrings, as it
were, bloody sweat from our hearts, when
we strain every nerve in our power to as?
sist our loved ones on in the struggles of
life, and they do all tbey can to thwart
our efforts and desires in their behalf.
We are told all things have their use,
aid if properly used are beneficial and
good for ns. tt takes the eyes of wisdom
with spectacles on to see the use of
troubles when they come at us with a
hump on, casting and tosning us in dis?
tress, and swallowing and consuming us
in despair.
While writing the above a friend called
in and read it. He remarked, "Your
preliminary is too long, get to the other
end?tbe good end of yonr subject, and
let na see whether it is any better than
tbis'end or not." And while be did not
say so, I suppose he meant if the other
end was no better than this it would be
as well to drop it, thu? knocking tbe
spots out of my vaoity.
The whole thing is preliminary. Wo
are going through a preliminary trial by
troubles to see what we are fit for. Wo
are curried, scraped and scrubbed by
troubles all through life. Odo never ends
until at least two more have begun. It
was remarked in the beginning of this
piece that troubles were the first to greet
us in Life, and the last to say farewell in
death, and now the question arises, will
the parting then be final? May they
Dot follow ns in the great unknown fu?
ture? May they not be improved in ex?
cruciating power and durability by the
change of base ? ThM is the most impor?
tant question in the problem, how will it
be in tbafc life that ha* nn end ?
Some of onr Christian friends tell ns
tbat they harness and ride troubles
through life as comfortably as if tboy
were on downy beds of ease. If it be
true that troubles furnish transportation
to the fields of glory in the far beyond,
then tbey are blessings in disguise, and
should be used as sucb. The same au?
thorities tell uh if troubles are not bridled
and controlled they will surely ride and
drive us in the road that leads to tor?
ments unspeakable.
It is well for u>< to look into this mat?
ter. The great Master voluntarily took
trouble on himself, knowing that it was a
proper preparation for redemption and
salvation.
Another friend came in here and the
foregoisg was reed to him, and he stated
that he agreed with all except that he
?ever knew trouble to come alone, that
they always come in pairs or in tbe plu?
ral. So we beg to stand corrected when
we said they como alone, in pairs and
multitudes, by striking out alone. We
would be glad to record it, if there was
pome other way of getting into tbe king?
dom without troubles, but as there is no
escape we had as well face tbe music.
There is nothing equal to troubles and
especially financial troubles, to take
pride and vanity out of us. If wo had
the resources we would sot up a little
kingdom of our own, and strut around
with 8h much pomposity as a jackdaw
with peacock feathers on, hardly deigu
ing to speak to or have iotercoiirse with
ordinary mortals, only to show our supe?
riority and tboir inferiority. By finan?
cial troubles we find out tbe smallness of
our make up and bow much less opinion
others have of ua than wo thought they
had.
People that have never felt want can?
not appreciate pienly. As hunger
sharpens the appetite, so troubles sharpen
our enjoyment of ease and repose.
Trouble tames the haughty and restless
spirit and causes it to yield to proper
control and rule, and paves the way and
increases the denire for rest and tran
quility. Rest is sweet to the worn-out
mind and body that has been prostrated
and cast down by troubles, while those
who have never boon fatigued tire of rest
and ease.
We cannot properly enjoy wealth and
honors that we did not win by our own
exertions. Parents that have had to sac?
rifice their own comforts and pleasures,
endure fatigue and want in the rearing
of their children, have a deeper rooted
feeling of love and affection for them
than those who have had no such neces?
sities. Perhaps Heaven itself would not
be a fit place for thine who h?u never
done or suffered anything to merit. Re?
ward implies merit, merit implies duties
done, duties done im pies self-sacrifice,
and self-sacrifice fits us for reward. Souls
and bedieB tbat have never suffered are
unworthy of existence, and are nonenti?
ties or nobodies, only fit to fill the slums
of creation. Man must be tented and se?
verely tried before he can be pronounced
the noblest work ol God.
All nature is subject to tumultuous
convulsions. The waters are in eternal
commotion, the air is never at rest,
mountain? are torn asunder by volcanic
fires, while forests are riven with the
bolts of heaven, and tbe earth is k wept
and devasted by storms and quivers and
quakes under the terrible power of the
unknown internal forces; everywhere we
turn or look, whether to tbe clouds
above, or the billews of the bottomless
deep, commotions rule supreme.
Nations are built or destroyed by tur?
moil, end a life without incidents is not
worth living. In the final great count
up, he that can show most troubles en?
dured and subdued, will count for morv
than a myriad of soft shell, easy going
bodies unworthy of souls.
The day will come when perhaps the
gratification of our grandest pride will
consist in recounting the victorious con?
flicts with the great multitudes of
troubles in life, which wo dispersed like
phantoms in a wind mill. The man tbat
is able to perform his duties under all
circumstances, that bures his breast to
misfortune aud accomplishes bis pur?
poses, let what will come is the man to
lead where but few dare to follow. He
is a hero of the grandest type and
worthy of all admiration. There is no
crown so illustrious as the crown of
thorns worn by the Master of Heaven
and earth.
From the creation down to the present
the Ohurch and State have been in a con
tinual state of eruption, and as a matter
of fact the Church or State would die of
black rot if allowed to remain at rest.
Tbe Church built on a rock, though
meek as a lamb, has been battered by the
hosts of ito enemies for centuries, is still
frmer and brighter than when first as?
sailed. If the Church or State were al?
lowed to remain in a state of luxurious
ease they would become mouldering
masses of corruption. It takes convul?
sions and upheavaie to keep them clean
and bright. Like the members of the
body they must bo kept in constant use
or they perish, and as a rule, that has
been tbe cause of tbe most suffering, has
in the end been the cause of the most
good.
Religion itself has been the greatest
trouble endured by the human race, and
has caused as much pain and bloodshed
as all other causes combined. It breeds
more discord than all else, and yet there
is nothing equal to religion in soothing
and consoling tbe afflicted.
Trouble is a two edged aword, cutting
each way, building and destroying at the
sume time. Without it neither good or
evi). could exist. It seems not best for
all things to be good. Tbete is a stop?
ping place in good, and if you go beyond
it is not good.
I fear I have gone beyond the stopping
place, so good-bye.
Kejlefg Watehes.
Keyless watches, now so popular, have
long been known, but have not been in
general use more than a dozen years.
Napoleon I. was the owner of a wonder?
ful upecimen of this species of keyleBS
timepioces. It was continually kept in
running order by a small weight at the
end of a lever which worked on a weak
spring. Every step taken caused a small
"dog" to drop into tbe cogs of a tiny
raehet wheel, this in torn acting on the
barrel to which tbe mainspring was
attached; ordinary movements about the
house were mfficient to keep the spring
tightly wound up. In the Kensington
mnsenm, London, there is a pedometer,
operated in a similar manner, combined
with a watch, so that the one instrument
tells the time and the distance walked by
the wearer in a day or any other given
time. There is a watch on exhibition at
the United States patent office which is
wound by the simple act of closing tbe
case. It also ha* au attachment that
throws the winding device out of gear as
soon as the spring is well wound up.
The Beanty Standard.
The standard of female loveliness varios
greatly in different countries and with
individual taste*. Some prefer the plorap
.icd buxom type; some admire the slen?
der and sylph-like, and some the tall and
queenly meiden. But among all people
of the Caucasin race, one point of beauty
is alwayB admired?a pure, clear and
spotless complexion?whether the female
be of the blonde, brunette, or hasel-eyed
type. This first great requisite of loveli?
ness can be Ruaurred only by a pure state
of the blood, active liver, good appetite
and digestion, all of which are secured
by the use of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medi?
cal Discovery. It is guaranteed to ac?
complish all that ip claimed for it, or
money refunded. If you would have a
clear, lovely complexion, free from erup
tious, moth patches, spots and blemishes,
use the "Gelden Medical Discovery,"
ONE OF SAM JONES' LECTURES.
Humor and Wisdom on the Suhjoct of
Monoy and Manhood.
I used to sing "I want to be an angel,
and with the aDgels Btand." Now I have
begun to pray over tbe matter, and I 6ny
"I want to be a man?and with the ladies
stand."
I met a grand roan once. The longer
I stood with him the smaller I got, and
the bigger he got. After a while I bad
to get up and go to have anything to go
with.
I have met some little fellows who-e
eyes were so close together that they
could see through a keyhole with both at
once.
I do not believe in evolution, of course
I don't. I do not believe we sprang from
monkeys. But when I see a great many
people I believe they are headed that
way and tbat they will got there if tbey
don't stop.
I have a great deal more respect for
Nancy Hanks tban 1 have for Sullivan
and Corbett. Nancy la a daisy. She
can go in 2:40. God made her to go.
But two old Sop-eared mules can stand
up in a lot and do as much at> Sullivan
and Gorbett, knocking tbe filling out of
one another.
I never go to horse races?not because
I do not like to Bee them, but because of
the small, scrubby set that is always
there.
Some rich men say when you go to
them for money for a good cause; "Wait
until I get fixed I" Fixed I Fixed 1 Fix*
ed when you are dead ; fixed for the fire;
fixsd into a hack long for the devil's
sitting room I
"Country facts" are a scriptural ani?
mal, and you need not be afraid of it.
There was an old farmer in North
Georgia who said one day : "I am going
to save; I am going to lay up; I am not
going to be poor when t get old and can't
work." And he did save $150,000. One
day a neighbor went to see him and said:
"Brother, how are you off for meat?" I
have got enough in my smokehouse for
thia year, and until hog killing next
year," be said, "and enough hogs to kill
then, aud enough pigs to kill tbe next
year, but what I will do after that the
Lord only knows."
Then be left the old fellow starving on
three years, rations.
A dude is a kind of wart on the devil's
nose.
You may bow corn and reap corn, but
sow dudes and dudines and you will
reap one-half a thimble full of calf-foot
jelly. ^
Msj. Black says, "money per capita,"
but its "per pocketa."
I am afraid that we preachers are af?
fected by money. Of course we don't
work for money, but yon stop our salaries,
and we will quit. Ah, bat
I believe in decision. You see these
fellows wbo think they will and think
they won't, but rather think they won't?
10 cents a dozen like eggs in warm
weather, and for the same reason.
There was a darkey wbo had a mole,
and be said be bad to hitch him by tying
him to a tree by his tail to keep him from
going through bis collar.
You get after a great many people
and they lay it all on Adam. Poor old
Adam 1
Adam is too far off. Yon put two
drops of water in the Atlantic ocean, and
the poison gets mighty thin wben it gets
to the other side. Adam is too far. It
is our own devilment that is kicking op
thunder.
When the devil got Job's wife on his
side he got a trump card.
A mule kicked a negro on the bead,
and couldn't put bis foot down.
I have got a government job keeping
Sam Jo..es straight.
There are a lot of people who like to
?ay other people are soft headed when
tbey are doing right. They got the im?
pression from their own heads.
I go into some churches where tbe
preacher looks like some big monument
and tbe people look like bead stones and
I go down among them and I say "3am
Jones, you are among the dead."
Men and money are two antagonistic
forces in this country.
Men and money are eaeh striving for
the mastery with the odds largely la
favor of money.
There is nothing sublimer than man.
There is nothing more hurtful, more
dwindling to manhood than the misuse
of money.
David said to Solomon his son, "Be
thou strong and acquit thyself a man."
Nine tenths of the people of the conn
try are after money, and the other tenth
are after a good time.
I would not give one gr?nd man for
all the cotton that was ever raised in the
South. Yon can raise cotton with a
cegro and a mule, but it is a big job to
raise a man in this country.
You say, "Every roan has his price," I
don't believe tbat.
Selfishness it the meanest tking on
earth. Selfishness is the first-born of
Avarice.
There is not a good institution or en?
terprise born of God to-day but what is
going begging from door lo door.
Ca?Bin' is a ve?y low down type of a
rascal.
Sin is in the blood like a cancer, A
man may stop cussia' on his tongue, but
it will break out on his hand, and he will
get to stealing.
He who can eliminate selfishness and
avarice from himself, is enabled to stand
on top of everything that ever ruined a
man.
The grandest manhood and woman?
hood is that which has forgotten self aud
is consecrated to the service of others,
There it the statu re of a we man in
New Orleans. She has her hair eombed
in tbe Bweet, good old way, down over
her temples sod *he is holding out bask*
ots of fruit and children are crowding
around her. She lived working for and
helping the poor of New Orleans and
when she died tbe bankers and the
brokers and the capitalists all came out
In front of their offices and stood ia tbe
nun with their bats off while the fnneral
procession of her who was one of the
grandest women in America went by.
Convince a man in the church that he
will reap two for one and he will plank
down.
Tkis country is running on the dollar,
and just as certain as Rome fell because
of a too greatly centralized military
power, bo certain will the United States
run into destruction on silver dollars as
wheels, unless the course is changed,
It is not how much money have yon,
but how did you got it? and then which
is most important, what are you doing
with it?
SA reckless fellow always wanta to
fight. But a brave man wants a victory.
There is a great deal of difference between
the two. A dog can get a fight.
I can say dispassionately that my
broth't Tom Watson in this district
seemed at every point to say, "I want to
fight." But my brother Black, with
noble courage, eeomed to say, "I want a
victory." And he got it.
There isn't but one way to do a thing
and that is to do it
I like to spo a man map out his course
and stick to it aad go it?like the train
on the Georgia railroad, which goos on
tbe course mapped ont and sticks to it,
and has not been to any other town but
those on the route.
The only absolutely unselfish man was
Jesus Christ. Of all the acres of land in
tbe world he did not stake off one acre,
aud say "th... ia mine."
When a fellow makes up his mind he
never gets left.
You may talk about a man being in?
telligent. I have seen such men failures.
But whenever you find him with a will
he succeeds.
The will of a man is that which is in
command of a man.
I always did have a contempt for one
of those fellows who is waiting for an
iron to get hot. But I have respect for
the fellow who pounds on tbe iron until
it is hot. I always did have a contempt
for the fellow who is always waiting for
something to turn up, but I have the
profounddst respect and admiration for
him who turns it up and rolls it to where
he wants it. *
Get in a hurry. The obstacles will get
out of your way.
I like a man who believes in possibil?
ities.
I believe in a hard head and a soft
heart.
These wishy-washy fellows, they don't
amount to much.
Brother Tim sons is a hard headed
man, but he bas a big heart. I know
him. He wants to do tbe right and tries
to do the right.
Cotton Meed Hulls oe Steck Food.
While cotton seed hulls are admitted
on all sides to be an excellent rough feed,
I do not tbiuk they have yet been esti?
mated high enough in comparison with
hay or other provender.
Having fed large quantities for two
years, I regard them being worth more
pound for pound than average bermuda
or other grass bay. I feed per day about
8 to 12 pounds hulls, 4 pounds wheat
bran aud 4 pounds cotton seed meal,
thoroughly mixed together, with very
satisfactory results. This ration is very
cheap, about 10 cents per day, and the
yield aud quality of milk highly satis?
factory. Hulls are much more easily
handled than hay and there is less waste
in feeding, as tbe cows will eat up the
bulls very clean.
In tbe spring of 1890, about the time I
thought there was getting to be abundant
grass in pasture, my hulls gave out. The
milk yield began to fall off eo that I in?
creased tbe bran and meal, but never did
I, during tbe whole spring, get as good
results as when I used bulls. So I con?
sider hulls (fed in connection with bran
and cotton seed meal) equal to tolerably
ample bermuda pasture as a milk pro?
ducer.
Having found them such an excellent
food for cattle and knowing tbat cotton
seed meal is being fed to some extent to
horses, I reasoned that hulls ought also
to be good for horses. So I procured
some corn meal, and by mixing only a
very small quantity of cotton seed meal
and bulls with bran and corn meal, suc?
ceeded in making them eat it. The
quantity of bulls and meal was increased
gradually until each animal consumed
about three pounds of meal and consid?
erable hulls.
The oil mills have star!3d up again,
and I will commence right away to feed
bulls and meal to my horse stock. I
never succeeded in getting them to eat
bulls and meal without mixing with
other food, and do not know whether a
well fed animal can be made to do so or
not. I will feed it as largely as I can.
It will very much lessen the expense of
horse feeding. Eight cents a day in
hulls and neal will keep a thousi.nd
pound work-ox fat. We find horses and
oxen in their natural state eating tbe
same kinds of food. What difference
I can exist between tbe digestive organs of
! tbe two animals, tbat ono can thrive on
a food unsuited to tbe other ? I am sure
that the homes and mules that work the
cotton fields of the South will eventually
be fed largely on cotton seed.
This writer can very veil remember
(having been raised on a cotton farm 32
miles from a railroad) when teams of
oxen would haul loads of cotton away
from the gin where hundreds of bugbolB
of seed were rotten, and would have to
pull iu addition, enough $1.50 corn to
s-: on the trip, and it might be that this
v:ry wagon would return loaded with
Western corn to feed the hon.es on to
snake tbe next crop. Cotton seed was
then theught to be unfit for oxen. That
was economy with a vengeance, but we
are doing much the same thing now.
The South is paying literally millions
of dollars for horses and mules, corn,
meat, hay and other products of other
sections, while the oil mills of the South
are burning a million tons annually of
the finest feed (c. s. hulls) for want of
purchasers at $2 to $4 a ton, and that
here in the land of cheap coal and wood.
Enough hulls are burned, if fed to a
good class of animals, to produce two
hundred million pounds of beef, worth
six million dollars; or, if mixed with a
little more skill and made into butter, to
produce twelve million dollars worth. If
made to take the place of tbe hay, corn
and oats, purchased abroad, the saving
would be enormous, probably twenty
million dollars at the prices prevailing
the past year,? W, C. Wclborn, in Smith
crn Farm,
All Sorts ol Paragraphs,
? If Arabian tradition amounts
anything Eve was over 2,000 feet tall.
? Every year tbe population of tl
United States is increased by 1,000,0C
? Millions of butterflies are eat'
every year by the Australian aborigine*
? A frier>d of ours hss earned t
horse "Nail," because his wife can't dri*
him 4
? A Russian can plead infancy for
long time, a? be does not become of sj
till he is 26 years old.
? Dearborn Fox, of Wolf thorough, I
H., harvested a squash that measured i
inches in circumference.
? No farmer can afford to buy mann
until he has first made use of every poor,
produced at home.
?Brandy is an invention of tbo Front
and has beou known to the world f
nearly six hundred years.
? Cruelty and religion don't fit t
gether, How can a man love God wl
mistreats a helpless dumb brute?
? The proprietors of Salvation C
will pay a large reward, if any certifies
published by them is not found genuin
? Neither individuals or communiti
can know more of God than their mor
condition and character permit.
? The AuBtriaas consume more U
bacco than any other nationality
race on the globe, civilized or savage.
? The first patent in tbe United Stat
was issued July 81,1790, to Samuel Hoj
kins for making pot and pearl ashes.
? If you want to be on tbe safe aid
stick to the old reliable, Dr. Boll's Couj
Syrup. It is sold by dealers everywhex
? About a quarter of a million of Jet
have left Russia within the past tvt
years and are prohibited from returnic
there.
? General R. E. Lee's signature :
worth $10 in tbe autograph market, Gei
eral McClellan's $3, and General She)
man's $3.
? Husband (excitedly)?If you go (
like this I shall certainly lose my tempe
Wife?No danger, my dear. A thing <
tbat size is not easily lost.
? A family in Reading, England, ca
prove by local records that they and the
ancestors have peid rent for their bond
for no less than 400 years.
? A Yankton (Dak.) family is claioj
ed to consist of a father, mother ad
twenty-four children. The mother j
said to be not yet 30 years old.
? "I feel it just as much, my dear lit
tie boy," said papa, after he bad spankc
Billykins. "Yes," sobbed Billykioi
"B-but n-not in the same place."
? The fleeces often goats and the woi
of several men for half a year are re
quired to make a genuine cashmei
shawl a yard and a half wide.
? It is not a waste to spend yonr moi
ey on newspapers and magazines, b<
cause then you learn to talk abot
something else besides your neighbor
affairs.
? At a recent New York receptioi
the wedding cake of the bride's mothc
was served. It had been kept for ttu
purpose, wrapped in brandied paper in,
tin box.
? There are now 67,119 post office
With 11 candidates to the post office, thi
will make 671,190 disappointed ?ppl
cants who will only forgive the Adminii
tration in case they can't catch it.
? Scientists have discovered tbat tb
memory is stronger in summer than-*
winter. Among the worst foes to th
memory are too much food, too muc
physical exercise, and, strangely enougr.
too much education. .._
? The smallest coin ever struck J
this country was a half-cent, which wa
issued between 1793 and 1857. China
the only country that has a coin so ema
as our mill; the Chinese "cash" is wort
abont one tenth of a cent.
? Mamma: Well, Georgia, I hop,
yen paid close attention . to what yoc
teacher said at Sunday School. Oan yc
tell me what you remember ? Georg!?
Yes, we're goin' to have a Christmas tri
and as dandy a time as you ever saw.
? A Wyoming Justice of the Pea(
has sent her husband to jail for contem]
of court. He ought to have bad moi
sense than to court a Justice of tt
Peace in the first place. It serves hit
right.
? In each wing of the ostrich thei
are 26 long, white plumes that reqitii
eight months to grow to maturity, and 7
short feathers, which are called "tips"j
the milinery trade. The tail
furnishes 65 feathers of commercial vj
ue.
? No other remedy is so reliable, i
cases of sudden colds, or coughs, orf
any and all derangements of the thro]
and lungs, as Ayer's Cherry Pectorj
This wonderful medicine affords
relief in consumption, even in the1
vanced stages of that disease.
? If your nervoa were steady eo(
to admit handling the silkworm's thrc
and you were to take a carpenter'sj
and lay such threads side bysidej
tbey covered the space of an inci
would find, after completing thej
that you had handled exactly
threads.
? A funeral on bicycles recently]
place in an English town. The dead"
who li3d been the captain of a Wj
club, requested before his death, thi
body be conveyed to the cemetery oj
cycles, and to maie the event cot
the members of the club went on
clei.
? No better preparations for the'
baa ever been invented than Ayer's
Vigor. It restores the original color
faded and gray bair, and imparts th
natural gloss and freshness, everyone
much admires. Its reputation is woif
wide.
? Tbe coldest known spot on
earth's surface is on the Eastern Slop
shelving mountain that runs doi
u.?8r tbe water's edge, on the East
bank of tbe Lona River, in Northj
Siberia. The spot in question is
and a fourth miles from Sorkercf
about latitude 67 north, and lonj
134 east. Dr. Woikoff director ?f]
Russian Meteorological Service
the minimum temperature of the pl?
baing 88 degrees below zero. It is a i
of almost perpetual calm. In the mt
tains near by, where windy weaj
the rule, it is not nearly so cold.