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S:& LANGSTON.
Arp Talks Abcrat DU els GettferaUj-.
Attttnta Constitution.
. They , are tho funniest things?these
duels.-' They are both funny and fantas?
tic. They beat a circus?that is to say,
the newspaper pictures of them beat the
circus pictures) and it is reasonable to
BUppose that -Iba antics of the performers
! beat the * clowns and the monkeys and
horse . -tricks combined.; I .would like to
btf ujjii Jiua tree I and see a. b\nel. No, I
w?uldent, either,, for .it. would be safer
to be in front of one of the performers.
?Sometimes I think that these little
affairs of honor are just gotten up to
amuee'tle public, and in that way they
are a success.. They beat Sullivan and
K.ilrain, and the only objection ia we
don't know about it until the show is
over. We don't have a chance to take
sides and bet on anybody, and ,if we did
we wouldent win or lose, for it is always
a dra^. ; Nobody burt-^wonderful pluck
?amazing heroism?magnanimous con*
duct-noble b eari a g -.-amicable adjustment
?bul; nobody hurt. That's what's the
matter. When it leaks out that a great
show is, coming, the people want' it to
come. If a hanging, is advertised, it is an
outrage if Bomebody don't bang. If a
dael has to be fought to preserve honor,
the public want some blood. Honor or
Sdeath?honor or crippled?honor or hit
somewhere above or .below the belt. . But
this sldewiping around and fixing up the
thing behind a woodpile or 'TU retract
if ]y$ will ^ppJt," oj??I didnCme^n
what yon though^ I meant," don't satisfy
the public^ Some years-'ago one of our
notable men called .another' notable man
a thief and he got challenged for it and
we thought there was blood on the moon,
but friends interfered, and he retracted by
saying that he didn't mean that he was a
personal thief but was an official thief,
and that was satisfactory and the affair
was honorably adjusted.- When an affair
of honor is settled nowadays we can't find
out who whipped the fight or who was
right and who wa3 wrong. The whole
matter is left bo mystified that the
stakeholder won't pay over the\money.
In facrtt is sometimes hard to tell from
the newspapers/who were, doing the
fighting, whether it.waa.the principals or
the seconds bf-^au amateur performer who
recklessly rushes in where angels fear to
tread?
"The combat thickeusr-on ye brave?
Who rush to glory, or the grave."
Awful scenes! terrific beyond express?
ion ! It reminds me of a little specta?
cled Frenchman who was prancing
around the big hotel in St. Louis and had
a little impudent terrier dog following
him about. The dog gave just cause of
offense to a big whiskered Kentuckian
who was talking to a friend, and with a
sudden swing of his boot he sent the ani?
mal a rod or two out in the street. Quick
as lightning the Frenchman danced up
to the Eentack, and with violent gesticu?
lation, ? exclaimed i "Vat. for yon keek
mon leetle tog?vot for, me say ? Here
is mine card. I demand de satisfacsbion
of devBhenteelmen." The Kentuckian
seized him gently by the nap of the neck
and lifted him np bodily to the door and
gave him a kick onward, and then walked
back and resumed his conversation. Tbe
Frenchman spied .an acquaintance who
wsb passing, and rushing up to him
poured ont his hysterics: "Vat you call
dis American honour ? He keek mon
leetle tog and I geeve heem mine card
and demand de sateesfacshion of deshen
telmon?de sateesfacshion of de sword or
de peesloledeartode Frenchman's heart.
Ton ti ugB. he give, me satisfacshion ? No
sare?r are time, but mondieu! he leef me
up by d j collare, he speen me round and
round like I was one tarn top and he keek
me?be keek me more harder tan mon
leetle tog. Yat you calls dis American
honeur ? B?k I go pack to La Belle,
France. I hoonts up some American and
I fights him. Begar! I will have de sat?
eesfacshion."
If retractions are :o be made they
should be very explicit. It is related of
John Bandolph that on one occasion be
expressed his contempt of a man by say?
ing of him that be wasent fit to carry?
offal to a bear. A retraxit was demanded,
or a fight, and be promptly responded
that he would withdraw the offensive dis?
qualification and would now say thai, the
gentleman was fit to carry?offal to a
bear. This proved satisfactory and goes
to show bow small a retraxit will satisfy
wounded boner. But it seema to be a
matter of great nicety' as to the time
when the retraxit must be made. Among
all gentlemen it-is admitted that an
apology should be made just as soon as
the gentleman has discovered he has done
another gentleman an injury, or has
without just cause wounded hia feelings,
bnt these mysterious affairs of honor are
very slow and precise about such things
and the retraxits are no* r.?owed-to'be
made ? until a challenge has parsed and
the seconds are chosen, and the pistols
loaded, and. everything gotten , in readi?
ness for fights /Then the retraxit-is in
order, and after that the honorable
adjustment. The whole business is
methodical, to say the least of it. It is
like'a bill in equity that, has nine parts,
and there is the accusation, and the join?
der, and rejoinder, and Burrijoinder, and
various refections, and butters and rebut?
ters, and other mystaries. lo fact, con?
sidering the funny and fantastic, and
harmless character of most of the modern
duels, I think that a justice's court would
be the best tribunal wherein to settle
such matters. I speak from some expe?
rience, for the first case I ever had was in
a justice's court, where I was employed
to defend a man who was Bued for thirty
dollars' worth of slander, because be had
accused a neighbor of stealing bis hog
and re-marking him with a swallow fork
in tbe left ear. It was strictly an .affair
of honor and had all its various parts
and mysteries?after the joinder and
rejoinder and swore joinder and f.he
butter and rebutter and swore butter, the
jury retired to a log and in course of time
brought in a verdict. "We, the jury3 find
for tbe plaintiff ten dollars and fifty cents
for bis character unless the defendant
will take back what he said." I have
always thought that this was a just ver?
dict and if ever any lunatic challenges
me, I shall propose to leave tbe matter
to a jury to a justice court. They give a
man a chance without bis having to
-n-ri 11-ni hui-it n i r
practice with ? pistol at ? niark oh ? trefe,
tt ic a straoge tiling how a man can hit
the bull's eye on a tree every pop, but
can't hit a man one time out of five and
yet be perfectly cool and calm and serene
all the time. There must be some pecu?
liar difference between the attractions of
wood and flesh to leaden bullets. 1
reckon there is, for once t knew a one-1
legged man to challenge a two-legged
man and the letter refused to flgbt hint
because he said his ball might hit the
wooden leg and draw ho blood and it
wouldn't be fair. The idea was that the
wood would attract the ball and draw it
from the flesh. And hence these one
legged1 men are left out in the cold anil
can't get any satisfaction at all. My
good old friend McCormick can just go
about and be insulted, and insult id, and
insulted, and nobody will give him a
fight. Ail this shows the exquisite fairness
of the code but still it seems to me it
ought to go a little further, and if a
'small, lean man challenges a big, fat
man/ the small man ought to have hia
figure marked ont plainly with chalk on
the big man's cor porosity, and if his ball
went otitslde the mark, it ought not to
count
? The book says that dueling originated
in the superstitious ages when it was be*
lieved that the fates or the gods was on
the side of truth and justice and alwayB
avenged the man who had been wronged.
Some philosophers declared that there
was a mysterious connection between
honor and courage, and between courage
and-the nervous-system, and (hat when a
map was in the .wrong his courage waver-,
ed and his nerves became unsteady and:
so^he.couldn't fight to advantage and was
easily overcome by his adversary. There
may be something in this, but not a
great deal, for we do know that the pro*
fessional duelist is generally in the
wrong, and as generally whips the fight.
In fact, the wrong man has generally
been killed in all the fatal duels of mod?
ern times. During the past century
dueling has had its chief eupport from
the army and navy where chivalry seems
to have centered. They talk about
chivalry as though they belonged to some
knightly order like unto the olden time
when Don Quiiote mounted.his flea-bit?
ten gray and sallied forth with a lance
about- twenty feet long and charged a
windmill. The word chivalry comes
from [{ch'3val," a horse, and so if a man
was not noun ted and straddled there was
no chance to be chivalrous. A seat in a
buggy won't do at all. It won't churn up
heroism like the canter of a horse. That
was called the "fantastic age of famished
honor," for honor was said to be always
hungry for a fight, and the knights start?
ed out periodically .o hunt up and pro?
voke difficulties.. Happily for us that
age has passed, but unhappily for us the
tail of the comet still lingers and ever
and anon some valiant knight looms np
and strikes his breast and exclaims,
"Mine honor, sir, mine honor." Eight
there I want to rush- to his relief and
mount him on some (rosinaute,' and give
him a sharpened pole and escozt him to
one of these modern wind mills and tell
him to charge it until his honor is satis-'
fled. Most of these chivalric gentlemen
have a very vague, indefinite idea of what
honor is or where it is located. Hudi
bras throws some light upon the seat of
honor when be tells of a man who was
kicked in the place where honor is lodged
and he says:
"A kick just there hurts honor more
Than deeper wounds when kicked before.'^
This locates the seat of honor in the
back ground where we will leave it.
Honor is like the chamelion that takes
any color that Buits its surroundings.
Aaron Burr challenged Hamilton in or?
der to preserve his honor and yet he was
a traitor?an enemy of Washington?a
notorious libertine?a bully and boasted
of his armours and his intrigues. If a
man is going to fight for his honor he
should be sure that he has got some and
that he has not tarnished it by his own
dishonorable conduct. If a man is a
thief, or an extortioner, or a libertine, he
has no right to challenge a man for call?
ing him a liar, even though in that case
he was not a liar. His honor was all lost
in other vir-*?, for honor is a very broad
quality, and does not split up in conve?
nient parcels. It makes up the complete
gentleman in all his conduct. When a
man can look his fellowmen in the face
and say whom have I defrauded, or whom
have I wronged, or from whom have I
taken a bribe, then let him fight for his
honor, if be wants to.
Ordinarily, if a man fights a duel about
a matter that is personal to himself, he
does it out of regard for public opinion,
for no two men would fight a duel if they
were living on an island by themselves.
And this proves the duelist tobe a moral
coward, for he hasmore regard for other
people than for himself, or his family
or 'his Maker. He knows that a fight
proves nothing, and yet he deliberately
lets the public opinion outweigh his wile
and her children, and puts his soul
within easy reach of the devil. From
every point he is a fool and a coward and
could be convicted of lunacy in any
conrt, and ought to be. When will this
foolishness Btop? The law is against it,
and so is common sense, and humanity,
! and morality. It lowers our moral
i standard at home, and belittles us abroad.
They establish no man's character for
truth or integrity. They gave him no
better credit in bank, no moro friends in
business. His code of morals is a silent
insult to society, for be assumes a higher
sense of honor than they do. He wilfully
engages in a dishonorable business, and
be knows it, for he has to skulk around
in the night and hide and dodge like a
thief. He does not dare to fight on the
genial, loving soil of his own State, for
that would disfranchise him and bo he
seeks some other. The whole thing would
be as funny as a farce if nobody but the
principals and the neconds were concern?
ed, but there are parents and wives and
children, and hence the deep concern.
Now let us all have peace. Let a man
take no part in a show that he hau to
keep a secret from his wife or his children.
Let him undertake no peril that his
preacher could not approve with a part
iDg blessing. In fact I have wondered
why the preacher was not taken along as
well as the surgeon, one for the body and
one for the soul, for where the devil is
the man of God ought to have an equal
chance. Bill Aitr.
ANDERSON, S.O.,
Dome Cnri'on* Seetlsi
BY FL?RENCE GRIST?OL**."
I suppose every boy who has come
into the house from some out-door ex?
cursion with his clothes covered with
"stick-tights'' or "beggar ticks" has won?
dered why stidh things were ever made,
and if they had any Use In the wOfldj
Then, perhaps, he has Wondered why the
greatest variety of lowers is found by the
sides of the railroad track; and how
flowers which he thought g*few only iii
one locality near his home are found the
next year in ever so many widely separa?
ted places. Perhaps he will be interested
to CnoW the reascn? of abibe. of these
and other curious facts about flowers.
If we are to have abundant vegeta?
tion, and not a land barren, grassless
and flowerles3, every plant must pro?
duce and ripen seed, and provide some
means for scattering it. So we find
many curious contrivances, not only
for scattering the seed after it is mature,
but for fertilizing the platit ?nd perfect?
ing the seed,
The '"stick-lights" which are so troii
ble8otne to ?s are tM\f a very interesting"
example of the way Nature devised for
disseminating plants. Each little brown
pod is a seed, furnished with two horns;
and on the horns are bristles pointing
backward, sc that, while it is easily at?
tached to cloth or fur or anything that
brushes against it, it is difficult to detach*
Thus the seeds of the plant are carried
far and wide, and you meet with beggar
ticks in the most unexpected places.
There is a plant in South Africa, called
the Marlinea, which has hooks three or
four inches long. These attach' them?
selves to lions by fastening in their flesh,
and thus have the honor of being plant?
ed by the king of beasts, when he rolls
himself on the ground to get rid of them.
Sometimes sheep are,killed by pointed
seeds working into their flesh. Many
plants, especially water plants, have
gummy seeds, stalk?, or leaves, which
stick to birds and other animals. Most
fruits have indigestible seeds, to which
animals are attracted by the color, fra?
grance and flavor of the fruit. The in?
digestible seed is of course cast away.
Pigeons and monkeys scatter a great
many seeds'in this way. Some seeds
attract birds by their resemblance to
jointed caterpillars, with woolly hairs.
The seed of the castor bean looks like a
small black beetle, and breaks away from
the pod with its attachment, or placenta,
which looks like a head.
But some seeds could be digested if
eaten by animals, and these are usually
protected either by being the color of the
soil, and even sometimes sculptured to
resemble grains of Band, or by being
buried.
A plant called Arutida has a curious
seed, with three tightly twisted awns.
When wet, these awns untwist and cause
the seed to roll about, sending the point
into the ground, where it is held by the
backward-turned bristles. Then the
awns break away, and the seed is ready
to grow.
In feathergrass, the awn is plumed,
bo that the wind moves it about. In the
peanut, after the seed begins to mature,
the stalk turns to the ground and buries
the whole plant.
In the rose of Jericho and the tumble
plants of the prairies, the whole plant is
rolled into a ball and blown about by the
wind. Many plants have winged or
plumed seeds, like basswood or milkweed.
You have all amused yourselves by snap?
ping the seeds of tbe jewel weed, or
balsam, to hear the slight explosion.
That explosivencs5 is found in many
plants, as in the violet, and helps to
spread tbe plant.
I said there were curious contrivances,
not only for scattering seed, but for
causing the seed to be formed, which is
called fertilization. You know there are
two kinds of organs in a flower which
have to do with producing seed : first, the
pistil, tbe essentials of which are an
ovary, or pod, in which the seeds are to
be formed, and- a stigma, or .surface for
receiving pollen. The Btem which bears
the stigma is called the style. The second
part of the flower which helps produce
seed is the Eta men , consisting of a thread?
like stem, or filament, and tbe anther,
covered with yellow grains of pollen.
Now, in order that a seed may be formed
in the ovary, pollen from the anther
must be brought to the stigma. It is
wrong for a stamen to let its pollen fall
on the Btigraa of the same flower, if it
can in any way send it to some other
blosBom. The reason of this is that the
new plant is feeble if produced by the
stamens and pistil of a single blossom.
Sometimes the pollen even poisons the
Btigma of its own flower.
If the pollen must be carried to some
other flower, who will carry it? There
are three principal agencies of this cross
pollination: (1) wind, (2) water, and (3)
animals. Pollen from pines, which has
two balloon-like sacs, is often carried
three hundred miles, and has been taken
six hundred, by tbe wind. The animals
that carry pollen are snails, insects,?as
flies, gnats, bees, butterflies, moths,-?and
birdB, of which the humming-bird is
best known. To attract flies and gnats,
plants are of purplish or livid color, with
very unpleasant odors, as the uristolochia,
which has tbe color and smell of decaying
meat.' Bees are attracted by sweet odors,
pretty colors, and the honey or nectar in
the flower.
The sage has a curious- contrivance for
getting its pollen carried away. The
honey-cells are at the base of the corolla,
and the stamen is bung loosely in the
way, fastened at its middle. As the bee
pushes in, he hits the end, of tbe stamen,
which swings up, bringing tbe anther
down to the back of the bee. So, when,
laden with this dust, he enters another
sage blossom, he brushes off tbe pollen
on the overhanging stigma.
The laurel, lobelia, barberry and lady
slippers have equally curious arrange?
ments for making the bee serve them.
Butterflies fertilize those flowers which
have long tubes, or nectaries, for honey,
like the pelargonium and puccoon. In
tbe pelargonium, the stamens appear
first; and in getting at the honey in the
long nectary the butterfly is covered with
pollen. A few days afterward tbe sta?
mens have withered and fallen down,
and the stigma is ready to receive the
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Thursday Umm
pollen which the butterfly brings from
dome flower not yet so mature.
To attract animals, the flower must
offer shelter and warmth" or food, which
consists of pollen, nectar and small in?
sects. Thus you see that the beauty and
fragrance and even the veinings in flow?
ers are to serve useful purpose in fertiliz?
ing them, and that even the unsightly
burrs and stick-tights ara a part of
Nature's wisdom in keeping the earth
green and fruitful.? Christian Register.
Ttiien Womeii Sh??M Marry.
Probably the best time for the aversge
civilized woman to marry would be any
age between 24 and 26. It is not said
that no woman should! rfarry earlier or
later than either of these ages; but
youth and health and vigor are ordinarily
at their highest perfection between those
two periods. Very early marriages are
seldom desirable for girls and that for
many reasons. The brain is immature,
the reason is feeble and the character
unformed. The considerations which
Would prompt a glfi to marry at 17 would
ib in?ny cases have very little weight
with bei: at 24. At 17 she is a child, at
U a wottian.
Where a girl has intelligent parents
the seven years between 17 and 24 are
the period when mind and body are most
amenable to wise discipline, and best
repay the thought and toil devoted to
their development. Before 17 few girls
have learned to understand what life is,
what discipline is, what duty is. They
cannot value what is best, either in
father's wisdom of in the mother's ten?
derness. When married at that childish
period they are like young recruits taken
fresh from the farm and the work shop,
and hurried off to a long campaign with?
out any period of preliminary drill and
training, or like a school boy removed
from school to a curacy without being
sent to the university or to theological
hall.
Who can help grieving over a child
wife, especially if she have children and
a husband who is an inexperienced
and possibly exacting boy-man? The
ardor of h is love Boon cools; the visionary
bliss of her poetical imagination vanish?
es-like the summer mist; there is noth?
ing left but disappointment and wonder
that promised to be so beautiful and
long a day should have clouded over
almost before sunrise.?Hospital.
-?Kiss the Fool and Let Him Go Home.?
The story goes that a certain society
young man, noted for his handsome
bearing and winning, voice, accompanied
a yonng lady to ber home snd, as all
true lovers do, lingered yet a little while
at the gate to have a lover's tete-a-tete
with his fair companion. The night was
beautiful, no one was near to intrude, and
above all he loved her. Why Bboudn't
she kiss bim? With true maidenly
modestly she refused. He implored.
She still withheld from him that which
would fill his cup of happiness. The re?
quest was repeated several times, and so
engrossed did the young man become in
wooing, he failed to notice the approach
of the petemal step. The old gentleman
had been there himself and did not care
to intrude upon the happiness of the
young couple, bo quietly stepping
behind a convenient rose bush, waited,
thinking the young man would soon
leave. In this he was mistaken. The
lovers tarried over the request until the
patience of the old man was exbansted.
A voice the couple knew, aroused them
from their happiness, in a tone of impa?
tient anger, by Baying: "Daughter, kieB
the fool and let -him go home!" It is
reported that the young man bit the
ground in high places in his endeavor
to comply with the old gentleman's com?
mand.
Weaker than Water,
A man is never in a more debilitated
condition than when he has weathered a
case of measles. The system finds it hard
to bear up under the weight of the dis?
ease and almost rebels against the strain
upon it. And yet there is a remedy which
answers the requirement of such a case.
A prominent druggist and physician
waites:
Darlington, ?. C.
Gentleman?Your tonic has btjen goiog
very well this spring. There has been a
good deal of measles, especially among
the factory operatives, which left them
in a debilitated condition, for which your
tonic seems to be the very thing, and it
has sold well.
Yours truly,
John A. Boyd, M. D.
? A farmer named Soreson, at Nanti
choke, Pa., arranged a trap to kill thieves
who were stealing pigeons from his barn,
by suspending a revolvet with the muzzle
towards the door, and a line so attached
that the opening of the door would cause
the pistol to go off. In some way, he was
the first person to try the trap, and was
fatally shot by the suspended revolver,
the bullet entering his body just below
the heart,
? A French court has decided that
murder is an accident, and compelled a
life insurance company to pay a policy of
thirty thousand francs on the life of a
murdered man.
A man who has practiced medi?
cine for 40 years, ought to know salt from
sugar; read what he says.
Toledo, 0., Jan. 10,1887.
Mefcsrs. F. J. Cheney & Co.?Gentle?
men : I have been in the general prac?
tice of medicine for most 40 years, and
would Bay that in all my practice and
experience, havo never seen a prepara?
tion that I could prescribe with as much
confidence of success as I can Hall'? Ca?
tarrh Cure, manufactured by you. Have
prescribed it a great many times and its
effect is wonderful, and would say in
conclusion that I have yet to find a case
of Catarrh that it would not cure, if they
would take it accordiug to directions.
Yours Truly,
L. L. Goitsucn, M. D.
Office, 215 Summit St.
We will give $100 for any case of Ca?
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NG. AUGUST 29, 18
Lightning Protection.
BY TROr. D. A DUPBE.
The forces of nature which man atri%
. to use are at times rn a condition of un
control. The stiff breeze tha'c speeds the
huge merchant ship may cease, and in a
moment a tornado may Iesvo no trace of
the graceful vessel. The gentle waters
of streams which we bank up in our
ponds and lakes to serve us for mechani?
cal purposes may overleap their barriers
and give us the spectacle of Mogul en?
gines and stone piers borne along in a
toL'rent through! a! ??nerhaugh Valley.
Electricity is being used on land,
on sea, in the air, in great and deep
mines?everywhere, for everything." We
are all ready to praise in glowing terms
its wonders, its ready obedience to our
summons. The "wings of the wind" are
stupid and slow compared with its speed
in executing our errands?it is our ser?
vant, docile and quiet. But how about a
thunder-storm? "When the lightnings
of heaven flash down amidst our forests,
or leap from tower to basement in their
eccentric wanderings among our proud
city edifices, roaring and crashing in
absolute defiance of everything on earth,
who is the servant now ? But man is
not bold enough yet to demand that
lightning do him service; he will be con?
tent with some means of defense against
its fearful "strokes."
It is said that "the temple of Jerusa?
lem bristled with iron points ; that the
fires of heaven respected for more than a
thousand years the edifice consecrated to
Jehovah." "Lightning neither touched
the first temple built by Solomon nor
that which rose upon its ruins after the
captivity of Babylon." When the third
temple was being erected the "builders
neglected to put up the armatures and
points which had so successfully pro?
tected the two templeB before the birth
of Christ." "The lightning was not long
in destroying the scaffolding and dispers?
ing the workmen sent by Coesar." The
points aud iron rods were placed on the
older temples merely as ornaments, for
the Levites knew nothing of lightning
rods or electrical conductors of any
kind.
A flash of lightning produces less ter?
ror than a "clap of thunder." But even
among those who know the destruction
there is much nervousness on the ap?
proach of a thunder-storm. There is a
general impression that metals draw
?ightning.' I saw in a paper of this
State that a man was killed by lightning
because he happened to have in his band
an axe during a thunder-storm. I know
a book that claims to be serious which
describes how a young lady at some en?
tertainment, one evening, walked out on
a balcony, and, stretching out her hand
to see if it was raining, had the beautiful
gold bracelet upon her arm melted like
wax by a sudden stroke of lightning, she
remaining unhurt. Many persons at
the first mutterings of a distant thunder?
storm begin to divest themselves of every
thing me tallic. I have seen thimble,
needles, scissors, hairpins, hurriedly put
aside for fear of attracting the iiightning.
I know of a young l;idy who, on one oc?
casion, at the approach of a storm, strip?
ped herself of all her metallic appenda?
ges and then jumped upon a bed for
safety. After the Btorm was over she
was horrified to find she had been reclin?
ing upon a brass spring mattress. Is it
reasonable to suppose that lightning that
can leap from a cloud one or two miles
high, that is aiming with all a light?
ning's haste and fury to reach old mother
earth, could be turned aside to disturb a'
hair-pin that is quietly nestling in a
lady's hair ? Lightning is indeed eccen?
tric, but its "ambition is immense" and
it never loses its self-respect. A Wall
street speculator aiming after wealth
could not be turned aside by a "copper
cent"?a good conductor as far as it goes,
but 'tis not enough. A French writer of
note sayB: "It is known that the skin
of our black brethren is peculiarly insu?
lating?that a negro introduced into an
electric chain generally arrests the
shock." The same author seriously
states that "big feet render their possess
sor peculiarly liable to bo struck by light?
ning."
So defective are lightning rods gener?
ally that many sensible people refuse to
put any faith in them at all; while many
others, equally sensible, have them placed
upon their dwellings for protection
against the next lightning rod agent,
When electricity accumulates in a cloud
it seeks the shortest patch to the earth
or to another cloud. The shortest elec?
trical path is not always the shortest in
distance. The path that offers least
resistance, though zigzag, is the one
chosen. Metals are good conductors;
hence large masses of metal, like a tin
roof, iron stairway or gas-pipes, may de>
termine the patch of a lightning dis?
charge.
Very few lightning rods are properly
constructed. The metal is most often
too thin and too easily fused. No rod is
reliable that weighs less than eight ounces
per running foot?it should weigh
more.
Thin copper rods said to be galvanized
are worthless; there is no need for cov?
ering copper. A twisted rod is not
appreciably better than a solid rod.
Little glass insulators are ' perfectly
worthless. All rods should be securely
fastened to the building by iron spikes.
Copper is very expensive, and while a
better conductor than iron, it ifi more
readily melted aud may set fire to the
building. Good authorities consider the
following arrangement a safe protection
for a duelling against lightning: A
common solid iron rod, round or square,
about three-quartern of an inch in diame?
ter or on a side, protecting live or six
feet above chimuey tops or gable ends,
with a atout cone at top?not sharp points
?should be securely fratened to the
roof. From this point it should be
carried by the moat direct path to the
ground, every few yards being firmly
attached to the roof and walls of the
building. It should be passed into the
ground several feet from the foundation
of the building. About four feet beneath
the surface the rod should be firmly at?
tached to a piece of plate iron, one
eighth inch thick and five or six feet
Bquare, which is to be entirely bedded in
charcoal. This terminal to every rod
189.
passiiJg info the ground ia very impor?
tant. Nearly aft accidents to buildingB
from lightning hare been attributed,
after careful inspection, to rods defective
at this point. Nearly all rods are pushed
down five or six feet into the ground;
thiii banters- lightning to do its worst.
If lightniog haS not a safe and respect?
able escort from a building it will not
only refuse to go' at all but it will take
possession for a lion fc on e-'mill ionth of a
second, which is abundant for all ifs
purposes. The rod should be painted to
prevent rusting. If there are gas-pipes
in the bouse, one of the rods should be in
metallic connection with the main where
it enters the building.
The above plan is cheap, Any good
blacksmith can readily earry it out.
Where wire fencing Is Used about
dwellings, or for enclosing stock, wires
should be rrin down the posts every few
hundred yards, connecting the fence
wires all together, and then be passed
into the ground?thus putting up a
number of small lightning rods, which
prevent an accumulation of induced elec?
tricity from taking place in the wire
fencing.?Southern Christian Advocate.
Directed By a Dream.
Thomas Cooper, a master mechanic of
this city, says a Kansas City letter, can
boast of one of the strangest and most
thrilling experiences during the last few
days which have ever fallen to the lot of
any man. What great mystery lies
behind his story, or at least his singular
adventure, will probably never be known.
A box filled with human bones, rotted
by its long confinement in the earth,
scarcely more than two feet long and not
more than one wide, is now in Cooper's
possession. On a table in his room,
where any one would be allowed to see
it, is another box of similar shape and
appearance. In this box lie several sil?
ver dollars which are rusted and stuck
together, several bits of golden jewelry
and two diamonds of small value, All
these things go to confirm Cooper's story
as to the remarkable manner in which a
dream influenced and controlled his ac?
tions for several days.
During the first part of last week
Cooper was foreman of a gang of carpen?
ters at work on the Coates House. One
morning he called the contractor to one
side and said:
"I can't work to-day, and would like
to be excused."
"Why, what's the matter, Tom ?" was
asked.
Cooper informed him that for three
successive nights'he bad been troubled
with a dream which never varied. The
figure of a woman with a Utile child in
its arms would appear to him and say:
"Go to Westport, thence three-fourths
of a mile West. There you will find a
farmhouse, and off to the right a tall
tree. Dig and you will find an infant's
bones, and that which will reward you."
At first Cooper said he thought nothing
of the dream, but its singular repetition
troubled him. The woman and child
appeared in the same manner three nights
and each time in the dream the woman
uttered the same words. So sad did they
sound that Cooper said be seemed to hear
them all day while at work, and he was so
troubled that he determined to cast the
burden off his mind by following ont the
dream woman's directions. Last Saturday
morning he quit work and started out to
Westport, So clearly had the dream
showed him the way that he recognized
the house at sight. He called and asked
for a spade on the pretense that he wished
to dig herbs. He then went to a tall tree
off to the right, and dug according to the
directions given in the dream. At a
depth of three and a half feet he found a
box filled with bones, but found nothing
else. He returned home, but that night
was again troubled with the dream, For
three nights the dream was repeated to
him and he again went to Westport.
Digging in the same place at a depth of
four feet he found another box similar to
that containing the bones. He opened it
and found $15.50 in silver stuck together,
two small diamonds, Bicce valued at $50,
and some jewelry. Without digging
further he returned to the city, and now
has the relics on exhibition to prove the
truth of his strange vision.
? The Standard Oil Company's new
steamers, for carrying oil in bulk, will be
ready for service in September. The first
vessel, named tbeBayonne, was launched
on the Clyde on July 2, and has a capac?
ity for 4,000 tons. She will have electric
lights, steam steering gear and triple ex?
pansion engines, and will carry 1," ,?,000
gallons, which can be discharged in 10
hours.
? Mr. E. Slattery, of Delhi, La., says
her son, 14 years of age, had a dreadful
time with ulcers, sorea and blotches which
followed chicken pox. After using many
remedies without benefit, she gave him
Swift's Specific, which" cured him sound
and well.
? We have sold S. S. S. since the first
day we commenced the drug business,
and have heard some wonderful reports
of its effects. Many use it with best re?
sults to cleanse malaria from the system,
and for blood poison, scrofula and such
diseases it is without a rival.
COLDERV/OOD & Co.,
Monroe, La.
? W. S. Paullin, of Clayton, Ala., has
a knife that was presented to him in New
Jersey in 1833. It was stolen from him
shortly after by Indians in the south, and
was out of his possession until quite
recently, when it was returned to him by
a man who had found it years ago on an
Indian battle ground near Pearl river.
The recovery was due to an accidental
conversation.
? Mr. W. A. Tibbs is a printer in the
office of the Jackson, Miss., Clarion Ledg?
er. He says that three years ago he was
a victim of bad blood, which deprived him
of health and threatened serious conse?
quences. He further says that he took
S. S. S., and it cured him.
? I have been subject to painful boils
and carbuncles over my body during
the spring season, and after much
useless doctoring I found a permanent
cure in Swift's Specific. It is the mon?
arch of blood medicine.
E. J. Willis,
Augusta, Ark.
VOL?TV
A Terrible Scene on Stone Mountain,
Stone Mountain, Ga., August .20.?
Never since 1878, when Dr. George
Goldsmith rescued little Miss Emma
Jones, of Angusta, from the north or
steep Bide of Stone mountain, has the
citizens of this usually quiet town been
bo excited as they were last night. Two
gentlemen named Braswell and Chaslain,
who live near Logansville, were in town
yesterday evening, and started for their
homo about sundown. In passing the
north side of the mountain, they noticed
upon the side and near the top of the
mountain
a "white object,
which seemed to be moving backward
and forward in a small space. For some
time they watched the object, and finally
concluded it was a child, that perhaps
had wandered around on the top of-the
mountain and had fallen over the preci?
pice and lodged in a crevice. They lis?
tened ?ntently for some noise, and finally
heard it crying and hallowing?
oh, lordyI oh, lordy !
Immediately they retraced their steps
back to town and gave the alarm. By
this time it was dark. In a few minutes,
more than a hundred men with lanterns
and ropes were on their way to the
mountain. At the foot of the mountain
the crowd parted, a number of them
going on top, and the balance going
around the north side to where the child
was seeu with lanterns to signal those
who had gone up the mountain. In less
than thirty minutes
the summit was reached.
While waiting for the party who bad
gnuo around the mountain to reach the
north side, one end of a three-quarter
inch rope was tied strongly to the waist
of young John Hendricks; at the other
end were twenty or thirty stalwart young
men, who began to slowly lower young
Hendricks over the mountain. Soon
the rope gave out,
it not being long enough, and young
Hendricks was pulled back. Two or
three young men were dispatched to
town for more rope. While waiting for
the rope, parties who were on the ground
below could be heard hallowing to the
child:
"Remain perfectly still, honey; we'll
soon rescue you."
"Don't move an inch; if you do, you
will be killed."
"Hold tight to the mountain."
In an hour's time
another coil of rope
bad been brought up the mountain, and
young Hendricks was again lowered
down the mountain's side. This time
they had rope sufficient, and young Hen?
dricks soon reached the object. At once
those on the ground saw that young
Hendricks had reached the object and
signaled those on top to "heave to. In a
twinkling the chi?no, the dog?was
rescued, for it proved to be a fox dog that
had
chased a' fox. up the mountain,
and in wandering around had fallen over
the precipice and lodged in the crevice.
It would be a hard matter to get the boys
out again at night to rescue another dog.
Some of them didn't use Sunday school
words when they found it was a hound
dog.?Atlanta Constitution.
Sold.
"I had an amusing experience once
when I was a boy," writes a young far?
mer to the Atlanta Constitution. "I con?
fess that I was pretty green at the time.
I lived with my father upon a farm near
Columbus, and used to haul wood into
the city and Bell it.
"One day I had entered town with my
customary load, when, as I passed a large
building, some ono poked his head partly
out of a window, and asked if the wood
was for sale. I replied in the affirmative.
" 'Well, throw it over this fence,' came
back from the upper window.
"The house was surrounded .by a high
wall, but I managed to pitch it over, and
then went around to the front gate to
get my pay. I could not get in; I ham?
mered and called in vain, when some
passer oy, attracted by my frantic efforts
to gain intrance, enquired what was the
matter, and informed me that the build?
ing was the jail.
"One of the prisoners had played a
joke upon me. I could not get my
money or the wood back, and returned
home with empty wagon and pockets."
Timid.
There is such a thing as too much in?
genuity in finding excuses. A prisoner
at the bar, who was charged with stealing
a dozen apples from a poor woman's fruit
stand, was cross-examined by the prose?
cuting attorney :
"You admit that you took this fruit
from the woman's stock without paying
her?"
"Yis, sir."
"Whatdid you do that for?"
"I did't know how much the price
wuz."
"Then why didn't you ask the woman?"
"Oh, ye see, sir, I wuz alluz terrible
bashful with the ladies."
The court thought such excessive
bashfulness a criminal offense, and sent
the man to jail.
? A swarm of butterflies, so thick as
to almost obscure the rays of the sun,
passed through Mott, Cal., recently.
There were myriads of them, and many
of them would alight on moist spots in
the streets, and as they straightened up
their wings they looked like miniature
pyramids. They were all uniform as to
size, color and shape.
? Mrs. Wallace, of Summerville,
Ohio, was cutting up an old dres3 that
belonged to her mother, who died a
couple of years ago, when the scissors
came upon something hard. Upon ex?
amination it was found to be a $20 bill
folded and sewed in a hem. Mrs. Wal?
lace is not in the best of circumstances
and the find was a very timely one.
? A "happy father" in New York
wrote to an editor, asking him to suggest
pretty names for twins, boy and girl.
The editor printed a list of about five
hundred fancy names, and the happy
father hereinbefore' mentioned, after
reading the suggested nomenclature,
named the tmm John and Jane. The
editor hadn't thought of.those names.
IE XXIV.?NO. S.
. ALL SO?TS OF PARAGRAPHS.
? New York city has a debt of $98,
000,000.
? Steamships six hundred feet long
will soon be common.
? A cat that will drink beer is one of
the curiosities of Calamet, 0.
? The only cross-eyed cow is owned '
by George Williams, of Comley, 0. *
? There are thirty-five thousand more
women than men in the city of Philadel?
phia.
? Dr. Nansen, the explorer, says the
ice in Greenland is six thousand feet
thick.
? In Para, Brazil, a license to sell
liquor cost3 $5 ; a license to keep a school .
costs $10.
? An Ohio man the other day counted
up and found that he bad been concerned
in 139 lawsuits.
? A live turtle was found waddling
around among the mails in the postoffice
at Pottsville, Pennsylvania, the other "
day. .
? A church deacon at Galesburg,
Michigan, claims to have a parrot
which will lead a bymn at prayer meet- .
ing.
? An Atchison man, says the .Globe,
recently married a widow because she
took such good care of her first husband's
grave.
? T. H. Davis, of Clarkville, Mo., was
three times married to the same woman,
his own temper and two divorces making
this possible.
? During a recent storm a stone
weighing eleven pounds dropped from the
clouds into the yard of a farmer living
near Essex, la.
? It has been computed that the aver-,
age growth of the finger nail is one-thir?
ty eecond of an inch per week, or a little
more than one and one-half inches per
year.
? A young woman atKincol, Cal., has:
began a suit for ?1,500? damages against a ?
rancher for kisses that she says were
forcibly inflicted upon her by the defen-.
dant.
? Seventy thousand Arabs are reported
to be ready to come to America, if a
delegation of twenty, now at Castle '
Garden, cucceed in obtaining admit?
tance.
? There are eight hundred thousand
more widows than widowers in, England^
In France for every one hundred widow?
ers there are one hundred and ninety-four./%
widowa.
? Robert Marvel died at Indianapolis, :
August 20 tb, after fasting for sixty-seven
days. Since June 13th he had taken no
nourishment except a little milk. This
is the longest fast on record.
? A letter from Calcutta reports that .?*;.
a herd of 100 wild elephants has been
captured in Mysore. Also that there
were 6,000 deaths by snake bites in the :
northwest provinces last year.
? Why does the letter R hold an envp
able position? Because it is never found *
in" sin, but always in temperance, indus
trjj virtue and prosperity. It is the be?
ginning of religion and the end of war. *
? Cotton worms have appeared in
Pulaski, Jefferson and Clark counties,
Arkansas, within the last few days,
and the farmers are greatly disturbed,
and are using Paris green energetical
iy.
? Maj. W. C. Stevens, of Ann Arbor,
Mich., formerly of <he Ninth Michigan
cavalry, still owns and uses the horse
that he rode in the army. He bought him
in Kentucky in 1862 and rode him in
many,battles.
? A German lieutenant practicing
with a balloon got his foot entangled in
the valve line and was carried for two
miles with his head downward. The
balloon lit without breaking bis neck,
but he was insensible.
? ? In a certain town in Ohio, where
screens are not allowed to be used m
saloons, a big fat man is hired by one cf
the more enterprising saloon keepenrto ?
staDd in his door all the time. He
obstructs the view very effectually.
? S. E. Sweet, who claims to be a re3i- $
dent of Tennessee, has entered suit in the
United States Court, at Little Bock, Ark,
for $100,000 against thirty-five prominent
citizens. He claims they drove him from
his home on May .19 last, because he
chose to vote his own sentiments.
? A natural bed of a substance resem?
bling shoe blacking has been discovered
in Rush Valley, Uuh. Analysis shows
that it contains 19 per cent, carbon, 31
per - cent, alumnium, and 50 per cent,
clay. When properly applied to leather
it produces a fine polish that is not easily
destroyed.
? William Ogden, of Fairfield, Neb.,
performed a remarkable trick. He laid
a cocked gun on the ground, stood off
about fifteen feet from it, threw a common -
glass ball into the air, turned a hand?
spring, picked np and discharged the
gun, breaking the ball before it reached
the ground.
? Physicians around Galena, Wis.J
are puzzled over the case of an 8-weeks
old child that lias been asleep ever since
its birth, and which takes nourishment \ \
regularly but never wakes. Children
can enter that house without being greet-,
ed with, "Hush! don't make a noise, or |
you will wake the baby."
? There were originally nineteen con?
tested election cases to be brought before ?
the next Congress, but two of them, hav-,
iog been withdrawn, there remain sevens
teen seats, all of which are being fought
tor by Republicans. Over 20,000 pages
of evidence have already been printed,
so that these contests cost the dear public
a good deal after all.
? Ben O'Hara, of Marinette, Wis.,
owns a dog which has made himscTr.
famous as a banking institution. He
feeds on all sorts of coins, without regard
to denomination, and is always in readi?
ness to receive deposits. The jingle of
coins will cause him to run toward their
possessor as eagerly as most dogs start
in the direction of a piece of meat.
The Ladies Delighted.
The pleasant effect and the per(ect '
safety with which ladies may use 'the liq- '
uid fruit laxative, Syrup of Figs, under
all conditions make it their favorite rem?
edy. It is pleasing'to the eye and to the
1 taste, gentle, yet..effectual uV'acting on ?
* the kidneys, liver and bowelsj % ~$?