The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, August 28, 1884, Image 1
HY E. B. MURRAY & CO.
ANDERSON, S. C., THURSDAY MORNING. JUNE 5, 1884.
VOLUME XIX.-NO. 47
Currefpondmce of the] Intelligencer.
Tho result of our deliberations at
Lausanne was a Blight change In our
jiiogranime, we deciding to go on to Home
at once, by way of Geneva, Genoa and
Pisa, and to leave Mt. Blacc, Milan,
Venice and Florence until our return
from the Eternal City. The city of
Lousanne has little to detain the tourist,
but the attractions o? the lake near which
lt is located aro too great to be passed by
fMlkout notice. "Lake Lemon wooes
me with its crystal face," wrote Byron,
and from the time of Caesar until now, It
has charmed all who have visited its
shores. It Is about 50 miles in length
with an extremo width of only nine
miles And a depth of 1,800 feet. Its
waters are a most lovely blue color, dif
fering fiom the other Swiss lilies, which
haven greenish Ungo. The cultiw'tjoe
of thc viue is the principal agricultural
utterest of ibo people along its shores
and its gi apes and vines aro famous and
ionio of the viuey.irds along its Northern
boundaries aro valued nt not less than
?8,000 per acre. At the Eastern end of
thc lake is tho Castle of Chillon ; whoso
stern wulls, rising from the waters, were
immortalized by tho genius of Byron.
Tlie steamer from Lausanne lantli us at
Chillon and a walk of about a mile brings
uVto tho castle, which is built upou a
rock in the ?uko and is reached bj a
drawbridge. After a few moments delay
the attendant conducts us to the dimly
lighted dungeon, whoso outer walls rise
from below tho water and whose inner
wall is composed of the native rock. It ie
hero wo find
.'There aro seven pillars of Gothic mould
And in each pillar there is a ring,
And in each ring there ls a chain.''
The column to which Bonnivard is suie]
to have been chained bas, like tho rest,
deep endentations worn in tho rock
around it and the massive ring to which
his cliniu was attached is still seen. It
is a gloomy spot. Among the rooms
exhibited to visitors is ono with a huge
rock upon which condemned prisoner?
parsed their last night. Adjoining this
is the execution room which formerly
had an opening into the lake, by which
tho bodies of the victims could bo easily
disposed of. In one of the upper rootus
is a wooden pillar to which prisoners
were suspended and tortured by apply
ing fire to tho soles of their feet. Another
contains a deep well or opening leading
down to tho depths of the lake, through
which prisoners were sometimes iuduced
to try to escape, only to drown them
selves in the blue water? below. Largei
rooms are fitted up for reception balls,
council chambers, etc., and the entire
building (which is now used as an arsenal,]
is an excellent specimen of tho castles ol
the early times in which it was built, it
having been originally erected more thar
1,000 years ago, but strongly fortified bj
Peter of Savoy in the thirteenth century
It arouses no pleasant memories however
and we wore not unwilling to leave itt
damp, noisome dungeons and its forbid
ding council chambers, with their fou
and bloody history, and go out agair.
into the broad light of the Summer sut
aud tho civilization of tho nineteentt
-century. It is not true that Byron'i
"Prisoner" was the Bonnivard who wai
so long imprisoned here, and in fact wc
believe Byron himself speaks of his poeu
as "a fable;" but in spite of this, os wt
go out over the drawbridge we find our
self repeating, almost involuntarily, thosi
familiar lines:
"Chillon ! thy prison is a holy place,
A-,d thy sad floor nn alter-for twas troi
? Until his very steps have made a truce,
Worn as if thy cold pavement were a sod
By Bonnivard. Let none those mark
efface ;
For they appeal from tyranny to God."
Geneva, at the opposite end of the lake
is a flourishing city of over 60,000 inhab
itants and is reached by rail from Laus
anne in about two hours. It is the larg
cst and most prosperous city of Switzer
land and although possessing little o
interest in itself, is associated with man]
distinguished names in history. Calvin
? Rousseau, Madame de Stael, Sismond
d'Augbine and many others resided here
On Champel Hill, Michael ServetUB, i
Spanish physician, was burned at tb
stake by Calvin's order, for having darci
to write a treatise on the Triuily, ii
which he differed from the - bigotei
reformer. The city is a favorite resor
for Americans and in fact is quite cosmo
politan In its character, almost all nation
being represented on its streets.
Early one morning we take traiu fron
Geneva for the Mt. Denis route into Italy
We pass through a mountainous region
abounding in lovely views aod wilt
scenery and after riding 125 miles read
19 on the Italian frontier. Jue
Modane we enter Mt. Cenis tun
ich was completed fourteen year
ir thirteen years of work, at a cos
00,000. It ls eight miles l 'eogth
high, 26 feet wide and about 4,00<
ove the sea sod 8,600 feet belo*
unit of the mountain. Our trail
d just 27 minutes in passini
i its gloomy, depth?. Beyond tb
innol, the wild, barren mountain
igh above the narrow talley dowi
we speed, and uumarous spurs o
ige necessitate doisnB of amalle
i. We leach Turin late in tb
m and after a few hours ?pent ii
?dem Italian city, which was th
of Italy from 1859 to 1865, we g
3enoa, where we pass the nighi
"Ita Superba, is fa nu lin
y American school boy as th
r Columbus, j It wes sn importan
i der tho Rom an?s a strong cona
1 republic in the middle ages an
w a population of 17,000. It i
n the seaward slope of the billi
the harbor sod from some poi m
ervation its marble palaces an
location seem td merit its title <
Proud ;" but seen from .withfa. i
I streets and crooked 'sod deviot
?re rather disappoioting. Bein
: to accept Mark Twain's stat,
bat there are many school boys I
? who caa write better tbso eve
sat Christopher Colombo," we <j
nt up th? autograph of tho fa mot
tor, which ls to bo seen at tl
s del Municipio, near the oeott
city. The churches of Genoa ai
special interest to thepasslortra
he cathedra], with ito facade
?nd white marble being the mo
ff, md San Annunziata, the chu rr
Capucbi?s, noted for ita gorger*
r decorations. Only s few of tl
are of even tolerable width, af
:an bs passed through only on foe
io cases tho walla almost meetli
o?? tho heads of the pasaiengei
ke many of the cities of/Ital
ancient glories have Isded-TOcr*
h>g rapidotrldcs toward rccovcrii
on st least of ita former grealoei
Genoe to Pbs the road Iles t
100 miles along the shores of tl
"ranean, and the delightful vie'
j ?? ,nVu Bna 8ea ar<> only interrupted by
tb? innumerable tunnels. We pass
numerous and valuable marble quarries
aud fir ally reacb the city, the fame of
I whos? "leaning tower" is world wido.
I In the Northwest corner of Pisa is "a
: group of buildings without parallel."
j Tho Cathedral, the Campanile, or Beli
I Towtr, csually known as the leaning
tower, tho Bptaistery and the Campo
, Santo, are all located here. The Cathe
: dral, built in the eleventh centuiy, is of
j white marblo with most elaborate orna
? mentation in black and colors. Its ioto
I rior still contains the bronze chandelier
whoso motion suggested to Galileo tho
! ,deft of a pendulum. In the rear of the
cathedral, although nearly opposite tho
j door by which entrance is usually mad?
: is the famous leaning tower, from whoso
summit tho belb of the fuwiedra? are
souuded. The tower is 179 feet in height
and inclines nearly 14 feet from tho per
pendicular. This being much less than
its diameter, ita stability is not affected
in the least. The causo of the inclina
tion has been much discussed, but no
satisfactory explanation has ever been
given. The fact that leaning towers are
found in other parts of Italy and that
this bas stood for over 700 years without
I reaching a dangerous point would seem
j to indicate something more than acci
dental results; while tho spongy naturo
of the ground which has thrown many of
the lines of the Cathedral "out of plumb,"
together with the fact that the upper
stories of tho tower have tho columns on
the lower sido somewhat lengthened, as
if to remedy tho inequality caused by the
inclination, would favor the theory that
the settlement bad occurred after the
*viilding of the tower had been com
menced. Whatever the cause, it is a
wonderful structuro and as we ascended
its winding stairs and looked out over its
inclined walls, we felt again the.pleasure
which comes from the realization of boy
ish anticipations. The Baptistery is
is situated directly opposite ibo facade
of the Cathedral, and is a circular marble
building of great architectural beauty.
The pulpit, by Nicolo Pisano, 1260, is
most elaborately carved and its reliefs,
representing tho nativity, tho adoration,
the crucifixion, etc., have been the sub
ject of admiration for over six centuries.
The echo of tho Baptistery is oue of the
most marvelously beautiful in the world,
its circular form and dome shaped roof
repeating the Rounds with a peculiar
sweetness. North of tho Cathedral and
Baptistery is the Campo Santo, an
inclosed corridor containing on its inner
walls many quaint frescoes of the early
schools. In the eyes of the faithful this
is peculiarly "holy ground ;" aa when the
Crusaders finally abandoned Palentino in
126*0 they brought with them over fifty
ship loads of earth from Mt. Calvary fur
this cemetery. Within the enclosure are
monuments to many noted men of Pisa,
as well as several Greek and Roman sar
cophagi. Among the frescoes, the
"Triumph of Deatu," of the fourtceuth
century, is of especial interest as show
ing tho crude ideas of those early ages.
At the base, the bodies of the dead lie in
heaps, including kings and queens,
princes and popes, tho lowly and the
proud ; while their souls, represented by
nude infants, isa.ue from their mouths or
bodies. Above is a horde of demons,
grotesque and hideous forms, who seize
the greater number of the souls and hurry
them away to a furnace which appears
on the surami1 of a bill in the distance.
Angels too "are hovering near," and
occasionally select one, who is borne
away to eternal bliss. Some are claimed
by both angels and demons and the
struggles are represented in a mannet
certainly not calculated to impress the
modern beholder with the solemnty ol
the subject.
From Pisa, the railway lies for a long
distance along tho old Roman road buill
by Scaurus moro than 100 years before
Christ. We pass many places famous ir
history and after 220 miles of trave!
reach the Eternal City.
TRAVELER.
1) "a twice, to the Stars.
Astronomers have ascertained the dis
tance from the earth to many of th<
stars. If we measure these spaces bi
miles, they amount to millions and mil
Hom), still multiplied by millions, anc
hem.J convey no adequate idea to th<
mind ; thereforo some other mode o
measurement munt be used, and th?
velocity of light is considered the mos
convenient. It has been proved tba
light travels at tho rate of 192,000 mile
a Becond-that is, between the ticks of i
watch a ray of light would move eigh
times round tho globe. It comes fron
the sun to us, a distance of 90,000,00?
miles in eight minutes ; thus the spac
covered over by a ray of light in tba
time could not be travelled over by ou
express trains in less than 250 yean
With this immense velocity it require
three and a half uara for the light o
the nearest star to reach our earth. 1
requires 46 years for light to reach u
from the North Star, and to night aa w
loofcatjthe northern luminary, these ver
rays ot light which m.*.ke it visible to m
started out oa their journey forty-si
years ago. The light from stars of th
twelfth magnitude requires 3,600 yeai
to reach the earth. And ii tbat beauti
ful constellation of the Pleiades wer
this moment blotted out of existence, i
would continue to be visible for 70
years, for such is the time required fe
light to travel from that group to us. ]
a star of the twelfth magnitude wei
now destroyed, it would continue to b
visible for 3,500 years. Or if such a Bta
were no? created, 2,600 years woul
elapse before it would be perceptible t
the inhabitants of the earth. And som
of tho more distant Btars are so far awa
that their light, moving with a velocit
of 192,000 miles per second, requires 60
000 years to roach our eyes. These gre?
distances are not imaginary, but astron)
mers have ascertained the distanc
motions and sires, and even the weigh
of the celestial orbs, with as much ce
tainty as they have foretold eclipses.
- At Troy, O., a few daya ago an ol
man, aged ninety-two years, was picke
up Bick and kelpie** ia a coal yard <
tho outskirts of the city.. He was reco,
cited as a miser snd beggar who was i
the habit of begging eggs atJarra nous
until he had collected a sufficient nur
ber to dispose of at neighboring towt
When bU clothing was removed, at tl
hospital lt vas found that be bad sew
opio his pockets packages ?ontaioit
$4,000 in money, $4,000 in United Stat
bonds and $8,000 in promissory noU
?be'miser proved to be John ar/ims,
hampaigo County, O., and the owner
real estate in several counties.
- A good wife ia Heaven's last, h
gifttontaft^sif angel of mercy-mi n
ter of graces innumerable-his gem
many virtues-hie casket of jewels
Toico his sweetest music-her smiles 1
biightest dsy-her kiss the guardlao
innocence-ber arms the place of J
iafctr, the balm of his health, thebajei
ht his^Ifer-ber ?"JT*?^"
-her ecouomy his safest ?toward-J
line his faithful counselor-her bosom I
softest pillow of his cares-and I
prayers the ablest advocate of Heave
blessing on his head.
DILL AHI*.
The Philosopher Talk? on Every Day
Subjects.
Attnuta Constitution.
The crops are laid by, but there, is no
rest for the thrifty farmer, and it is a
blessed thing that the thrifty farmer don't
want any. A change of work is all the
rest he wants. Some folks are constitu
tionally lazy and work only when they
are obliged, and they are actually glad
of any excuse to stop. They like to go
to mill and they like to go town, but they
don't like to work. I know a farmer who
is a good, clover man and behaves him
self decontly, but he loves to talk so well
he can't work. He will talk about the
weather for half an hour without stopping.
He carno to my house the other day to
borrow a spade and said ho was in a
powerful hurry to get back. Without
thinking of the cons?quences I just asked
him if tue s torm damaged his coru any,
and that started him. He told mo about
storms and hurricanes from away back
to his boyhood, and how a man hung to
a sapling and never got nary bruise, Dut
the wind blew his breath away and didn't
givo him time to draw another, and so ho
died for want of breath, just like a cow
dieu when she loses her cud. He couldn't
work his bellows in such a wind. And
he told how another storm blew an old
cow bead foremost against a poplar tree
and stuck both her horns in it so deep they
couldcnt pull her out by tbc tail, and
had lo saw her horns off and leave 'em in
the tree, and they aro there now. And
so he kept on and on until I told him 1
had to go, for I was in a burry too. That
man hos lost half his Hfc talking. It
always scares mo to seo him coming.
Hut there ia plenty to do between lay
iug by .the crop and gathering time.
August is the best month to cut the
winter's wood. It will burn freer, and
even thc red oak, that sometimes burns
black and goes out, will burn well if cut
dowu in August and seasoned a while.
I've got tho boys cutting my winter's
wood now and will haul it up aud stack
it. Two of the tire places want wood two
and a half feet long and the others will
only chamber two foot alicks, so I have
the wood cut four feet and five feet, and
then we cut it in two aa wo need it.
Fifty cords will run us tbrougb a winter.
Then lhere is the stove wood to get up,
and that is a careful job for I never let \
my wife ortho girls have any cause of!
complaint about wood or water in the j
kitchen. Tho wood raUBt be dry and ,
split up fine and not too long. I saw up j
hickory and ash with the cross cut and
after Bplitting it up put it away under !
sheltor, and I haul up the chip.- from tho j
woods to sprinkle in. It is not much !
able to prepare a frugal meal if every
..ling is handy. The boye catch the
chickens and bx them all ready. I
won't let ray women folks do that. It is
not a sightly job, and nobody ought to,
havo it to do but niggers uuhow, con
lou nd 'eui. But I believe in independent '
I like to see&? family independent ano
self-reliant. I know families who are
always alarmed for fear their cook will
quit, and they don't know where they j
will get another. And the young mar
ried folks nowaday* are in the same fix
about nurses for their babies ; well,
nursing is bard work, I know-uursing a
fretful child ia the hardest work I know
of. I've had a hand in that business for
thirty years and I woulden? go through
it again for a house fuii of gold. Many
a night have I walked the floor in my <
long, white garment with a baby in my
arms singing a little monotonous song,
while I was so sleepy I could hardly
walk straight. Mrs. A rp bad done ber
share over and over and when abe bad
tried and tried to quiet the little thing,
and worried over it, and patted it, and
nursed it on both aides, and at last, in a
fit of desperation, straightened up and
said, "Here, William, take your child."
I always understood her, and took her
advice promptly ; she always said "your
child" on such occasions, but whenever
I ventured to punish one of'em she looked
indignant and said "my child." She
will let me own 'em sometimes. I am
B?rry for these young folks who have
about two on band and are just begin
ning to get a fair taste of the cons?quen
ces of connubial bliss. I saw one the
other night trying to quiet a little two
year-old aud after long and patient efforts,
he exclaimed in mortal agony : "Oh
please, Rosa, do please atop crying for
the Lord's sake." I was sorry for him, I
was, but I couldert keep from laughing
to save my lifo, and I wanted to exclaim:
"Stand up to the rack, my boy. fodder or
no fodder, for its your child." There
are inventions and inventions, but
nursing children and raising them has to
be done in the same old wayland happy
are they who can go through it with a
philosophic Miiilo. It is the great busi
ness of life and can't be dodged, and it
has its comforts and its rewards-rewards
that are sweeter and purer and richer
than any, for they come to a man when
he is old and needs them. Good chil
dren who honor and love their parents
are treasures that gold cannot buy, and
they make Bweet and pleasant the way
that leads us to the grave. There is no
prettier sight ia all nature than an aged
couple who live in harmony and have
their children and grandchildren around
them to give them comfort. Burns never
wrote a tenderer verse than
"Now wc must totter down, John
But hand in hand we'll go,
And sleep together at the foot,
John Anderson, my Joe.
Woman's rights and man's rights bavo
nothing to do with such partners. lu
fact, all human laws are dead letters to
tho good. They do not need them. Laws
are made for the bad, and the frail, and
the envious, and the jealous. I was
thinking about this the other day io
your town when I paid a friendly visit to
a good man-a courteous gentleman
away up in the third story where he kept
his insurance office, so aa to have quiet
and time for work. But he can't dodge
the callers and importunera even there.
I never visit him bot what somebody
comes and want* something, for they
know that he is g?nerons an t he is kind.
Chere was a strong minded woman there
who had come all the way from Chicago
with a petition for woman's rights. She
talked pathetically about woman's insig
nificant condition before the law. She
declared that woman wa* a nonenni
ty, a creature without a ?oui, an incor
poreal thing. ? slave, . aerf. ? nothing,
and she had prepared a bill for tho legis
lature to peas for woman's relief and pro
tection. She talked about nonentity BO
much - that the colonel stopped her for a
moment and said, with emotion: "My
?ood woman, that may all bo eo ap in
Jhicago, hi I it is not BO at my booie
by no means. My wife is an entity-a
veritable living, moving creatttro. She
has all the rights she wau ts, and I have
all I want. We are ft mutual protefcUoli
society. It ia my right and happy privi
l?ge to keep my wile la D*OD?y, and it ia
hers to keep me in a st ..to of Bwcct hu
mility and devotion. Really, madam,
we do not need your law, and you must
exc?seme."
The strong minded woman didn't sub?
.Ide nor wilt, bat proceeded with her
philautfophy rrlth more vigor than ever,
and ber black eyes flashed as she expati
ated upon her own unfortunate alliance
with a preacher who imposed upon her
and had her put into tho J ii t ii t ic asylum.
Finally the gallant colonel hinted that
his timo was precious and said he would
take her pnmphlet and refer it to his
lawyer, and if his lawyer said sign it he
would sigu it. Then ?he turned her at
tention to nie and Biked rue to sign it
and I said I was away from home and
didn't live in the country and never
signed such papers until I gol Mrs. Arp's
consent and so I look a pamphlet to look
at when ehe opened her gripsack and
pulled out two hooks on woman's rights
and wanted tu sell them at (1.50 apiece,
' hut we respectfully declined. I didont
want to be buying Chicago books from a
Chicago woman without consulting Mrs.
Arp about it, for Chicago is a baa place
for such literature to como from, and I
t was afraid that the book might work up
i a divorce in my family. Lastly, she
I asked us for a aime for the pamphlets,
and we gave her a dime and a biessiug,
and the colonel intimated that if she
! would depart those coasts she might find
j moro congenial victims.
What a comfort it is that we have not
?goteuch women down South, nor such
preachers to marry 'em. When I told
' her that we did nut need Buch laws in
: Georgia, that our wives were all happy
j and contented, and when they did not
I have laws enough they made them at
I home, and when my wife wanted auy
i thing she simply ?aid, "He it ouactcd,"
' and it was enacted straightway and forth
! with. Thc woman looked astonished
I and said : "It is not that way where I !
; carno from." Maybe it aint.
Aa she c.cuied reluctant to go Ihr
I beneficent colonel t'-ukan idea that she
; was tired and sick, and needed refresh
ment, aud so he rung n little bell and
ordered a punch for tho philanthropic
lady ; but she respectfully declined hy
saying that she was by no means old
enough to need a stimulant. She was
smart, that womau waa-and aa reasonably
good looking as a Chicago woman can
bc. Sho would make a good wifo for
John Jenkins, who said, "I want a wife
old enough to have sense, and ugly
onough to stay at home." Hut a Chicago
woman won't stay at home. She is going
to luke the war path anyhow.
BILL ARP.
HOW TO RULE HEN.
A Lecture to Women liy . Woman who
bas Studi. tl Mankind.
If women only knew how sweet and i
lovely they are, and how much they can 1
do with men, they would pay moroatlen
lion to their personal cultivation than j
they do. Why, if s woman only goes
about it right she can do any thing with
a man, and make him conform to her
ideas in every particular. She has tact,
skill, talent, beauty, refinement, and,
combine her intuition with her faci Dat
ing powers, Bho can change bia politics,
reform his religious ideas, aller the whole :
course of his life, and shnpe his career to !
suit herself. But she must not bea fool,
I ca? tell you, nor must she forget for an
instant the art and finesse by which she
rules.
Man is at best a brusque, selfish, im
pulsive creature, full of conceit and
vagaries, and auxious to rule nd con- |
trol. He has strength and he wanta to I
use it ; he han creative faculties and \
lives to execute. But whatever he is he j
'.cots to a woman for pleasures, and tho
one who can please him eau rulo him
and do with him what she will. A woman j
is young until she is 25, and a man retains
his youth ten years longer, but after that
there is nothing to live for hut home.
Life has lost ita zest, and there is no
charm in the toys and amunemeuta of
yesterday. You must admit that a
woman marries for convenience. She
wants a home, protection, immunity
from labor and the delights of compan
ionship. Now, if tx min makes this home,
if ho stands between her aud danger, if
ho contribute-, the best interests of his
life tor ber maintenance, he certainly is
eoti'.led to his reward. He wanta hin
home beautified, filled with friends and
good cheer ; he wants to be petted,
admired, respected,encouraged and loved.
Ile wants to be king, in short,
i Ob, yes, you may aay petting is all
nonsense, but just let me tell you that
' you are mistaken, and if the husband
cannot get loving affection at home he
will get it Borne place else. Caresses can
be bought like every other luxury.
A wife must be a sweetheart all her
; life. She must never get too old to bo
charming. She must cultivate a sweet
temper and an affable manner, and her
only anxiety must be a dread of offend
ing ber husband. Another thing, sar
casm won't work ; il is ac unpardonable
offence in the home circle, and, no mat
ter bow pertinent it may be, a woman
cannot afford ever to say a harsh word to
the man abe loves.
Beautiful ? No woman need be any
thing elae. If abe has a poor complexion,
there are powders and cosmetics that
defy detection ; she can have beautiful
eyelaohes and eyebrows ; no matter how
poor and coarse her bair is, it can be
remarkably well kept and so becomingly
arranged ts to be admired ; the most
irregular teeth can be polished like so
many pearla, and clean teeth and a sweet
breath are not so common as to be
despised ; white hands and tapering, pol
ished nails will atone for a very ill-shaped
hand. What if the feet are large, if they
are well shod 1 If tho figure is poor, it
can be so clean, so healthy-looking and
so delicately perfumed that your presence
will bo wholesome and refreshing, and,
I tell you, clothes makes the refinement
that belongs to a lady or gentleman.
Indeed, the raiment is typical of much
that is within. If nature bas meagerly
bestowed her charms, that ia the very
reason why a worn .in should have
recourse to art. If she cannot shine in
music, painting or the sciences, she can
become a pleasant if not a. brilliant talker.
She can read and observe and be an
authority on current literature, and if
?he will but study the why and wherefore
of things and the very, best points io her
friends, abe will make for herself a circle
that will be the very envy of ber pretti
est'competitor.-Chicago New?.
A Loving Couple.
"Moe' married folks quarrels more or
? ss," remarked Uncle Mose: "but I
know? * man an1 bia wife what hasn't
had a foes fur de la?' five yeahs."
"Ara dey libln togedder?"
"Sartaiuly! Dey libs in de same j
house. She goes off every tnawnin' and
washea by do day."
"But p'raps dey quarrels at night?
How docs you know dey don't?"
('Dey don't bab a blt o' trobble, I tells
Ter. . She,' tm ont, wash in' all day. and
her husband he eu sight watchmau in a
big sto' on Austin avenue. He goes off
before abe comes home, and he don't git
jit,
Sifting*:
- Among some of tho African, tribes |
bride-d cn' their wedding day bare, thc!
. froiit^eeBr ^tracted. The bridegrooms
I know a thing or tiro if they are ?avag?s.
AK APPEAL TO THE COUNTRY.
Grover Cleveland*? Lotter of Acceptance.
ALBANY, N. Y., August 19.-The fol
lowing wno received today by Col.
Latnout, the private secretary of Gover
nor Cleveland, who is at Upper Saranac
Lake, with instructions to make it public
on its receipt :
ALBANY, N. Y., August 18,1884.
Gentlemen : I havo received vour com
munication dated July 28, 188?, inform
ing me of my nomination to the oflice of
President of the United States by tho
National Democratic Convention lately
assembled at Chicago. I accept the
nomiuatiun with grateful appreciation of
the supremo honor conferreu and a solemn
sense of the responsibility which in its
acceptance 1 assume. I have carefully
considered tho platform adopted by the
Convention, aud cordially approve tho
same. So plain a statement of Demo- I
eratic faith, and the principles upon
wine!) that party appeals to tho suffrages
of the people, needs no supplemont or
explanation.
THi; D ANO EB OF THE HOUR.
It should bo rcniombered that the oflice
of President is essentially cxecutivo in 1
its nature. Tho laws enacted by the ,
legislative branch of the Government
tho Chief Executive is bound faithfully !
to enforce, and when tho wisdom of the |
political party which selects ono of its j
members as the nominee for that office
bas outlined its policy and declared its >
principles, it seems to mo that nothing I
in tho character of tho office or the |
necessities of tho case requires moro from ;
the candidate accepting such nomination
than the suggestion of certain well known
truths so vital to tho safety and welfare '
of the nation that they cannot bo too \
often recalled or too seriously enforced, j
Wo proudly cali ours a government by
tho people. It is not such when a class
is tolerated which nrrogates to itself the
management of public affairs, seeking to
control tho people instead of represent
ing them. Parties aro necessarily the !
outgrowth of our institutions, but the
Government is not by tho people when !
one party fastens its cootrol upon tho i
country and perp?tu?tes its power by
cajoling and betraying the people instead
of serving them. Tile Government is .
not by the people when the reBult, which
should represent tho intelligent will of
free and thinking men, is, or can bo de- .
tcrmiued by the
SHAMELESS CORRUPTION OF THEIR SUP?
FR AO ES ;
when an election to oflice shall bo tho
selection by tho voters of ono of thoir
number to assume for tho time a public
trust, instead of his dedication to tho
profession of politics ; when the holdors ?
of tho ballot, quickened by a sense of ?,
doty, shall avenge truth betrayed and !,
pledges broken, and when suffrage shall ,
be altogether free and uncorrupted, a full
realization of government by the people
will bo at hand ; and of the means to j
this end not ono would, in my judgment,
he more effective than an amendment to
the Constitutiou disqualifying the Presi
dent from re election. \\lien we eonsiel? ,
er thc patronage of this great oflice, the ,
allurements of power, tho temptation to j ?
retain public places once gained, aud ' ,
moro than all the availability a party j
find:. lu an incumbent whom the horde of
office-holders, with zeal born of benefits j ,
received and fostered by bopo of favors
yet to come, stand ready to aid with
money and trained political service, we
recognize in the eligibility of tho Presi- ,
dent for re-election a most serions danger ,
to that calm, deliberate and intelligent <
political action which must characterize
government by the people.
"HONOn LIES IN HONEST TOIL." |
A true American sentiment recognizer 1
the dignity of labor and the fact that <
honor lies in honest toil. Contented
labor is au clemout of national prosper!-'
ty. Ability to work constitutes the cap
ital and tho wages of labor the income
of a vast number of our population, and
this interest should be zealously protect
ed. Our workingmen are not asking
ti Treasonable indulgence, but us intelli
gent and manly citizens th. y seek the
same consideration which those demand
who have other interests at stake. They
should receive their full share of care,
and tho attention of tnose who make and
execute the laws, to the end that the
wants and needs of employers and em
ployed shall aliko be Bubserved, and the
prosperity of tho country, the common
heritage of both, be advanced. In rela
tion to this subject, while wo should not
discourage the immigration of those who
come to acknowledge allegiance to our
Government f nd add to our citizen popu
lation, yet as a means of
PROTECTION TO OUI WO It KING M EN
a different rule should prevail concerning
those who if they com j or are brought
to our land do not intend to become
Americans, bot will injuriously compete
with those justly untitled to our field of
'abor. In my letter accepting the nomi
nation of the office of Governor nearly
two years ago I made the following state
ment to which I have steadily adhered :
"The laboring classes constitute the main
part of our population. They should be
protected in their efforts peaceably to
assert their rights when endangered by
aggregated capital, and all the statutes
on this subject should recognize the care
of the State for honest toil and be framed
with the view of improving the condition
of the workingmen, a proper regard for
the welfare of the workingman being in
separably connected with the integrity of
our institutions. None of our citizens
are more interested than they in guarding
against any of the corrupting influencer
which Beek to pervert the beneficent pur
poses of our Government, and noue
should be more watchful of the artful
machinations of those who allure them
to self-inflicted injury. In a free coun
try curtailment of the absolute rights of.
the individual should only be such as is
essential to the peace and good., order of
the community. The limit between the
proper subjects of governmental control
and those which can be more fittingly
left to tho moral sense and self-imposed
restraint of the citizen should be careful
ly kept in view. Thus, laws unnecessa
rily interfering with tho habita and cus
toms of any of our people which are uot
offensive to the morai sentiments of the
civilized world, and which are inconsis
tent arith good citizenship and public
welfare, are un wiso and vexatious.
THE IMPORTANCE OP COMMERCE.
The commerce of a nation to a great
extent determines ita supremacy. Cheap
and easy transportation should, therefore,
be liberally fostered within the limit? of,
the Constitution. The General Govern*
ment should so improve and protect ita
natural waterways as to enable the pro
ducers of the country to reach a profita
ble market.
THE DUTY OP PUBLIC SERVANTS. . !
The people pay the wages of the pub*
lio employees, aud they , are entitled to.
the fair and honest work which money
thus paid should command. It ii the
duty of those intrusted with the man
agemeat of these affairs to see that auch
publie ncr vico ia forthcoming. The selec
tion and retention of subordinates in
Government employment should, depend
upon their ascertained fitness and the
value of their work, and they should bo
neither expected nor allowed to do ques
tionable party service. Tho interests
of tho peoplo will be better protected,
tho estimato of public labor and duty
will bo immensely improved, the public
employment will bo open to all who can
demonstrate their Illness to enter it, un
seemly scramble for place under tho
Government with the couspquent impor
tunity which embitters official lifo will
cease, and tho public departments will
not bo filled with those wno conceive it
to bo their first duty to aid the party to
which they owe their places instead of
rendoring patient and honest return to
the people.
THE STATESMAN'S! IV THE I'KOPLR RE
QUIRE.
I believe that tho public temper is
such that tho voters of tho laud are pre
pared to support tho party which gives
tho best proiniso of administering tho
Government in tho honest, simple and
plain manner which is consistent with its
character and purposes. They have
loamed that mystery and concealment in
the management of their affairs covor
tricks and betrayal. Tho statesmanship
they require consists in honesty and
frugality, prompt responso to tho ueeds
of the peoplo as thoy arise, and the vigi
lant protection of all their varied inter
ests.
If I should bo called to tho Chief
Magistracy of the nation by tho suffrages
of my fellow-citizens I will assume tho
duties of that high office with tho solemn
determination to dedicate every effort to
my couutry's f iud, and with on humble
reliance upon .ho favor and ruppert of
tho Supreme Jeing who I believe will
always bless honest human endeavor iu
the conscientious dischargo of public
duty. GROVER CLEVELAND.
To Col. Wm. P, Vllas, chairman, and
D. P. llcstor and other* members of tho
Notification Committee of the Democrat
ic National Convention.
The Education or Girls.
That girl has tho best education who
is ibe most thoroughly qualified to take
care of horself in a hand to band fight
with tho world, who bas a basis of good
judgment, practical knowledge, and com
mon Benso, in which to start in her self
sustaining career, who is armed with tho
able weapon of tiado or profession with
which she in familiar, and whose conduct
is governed by exacting principles of
natural integrity. Such a girl possesses
a fortune in hor own right which no fluc
tuations of business circles can deprec?
alo and who will never becomo a drag
upon opulent and unwilling relatives.
With health and strength and a fair
?tart in the race for life she will reach
every mile stone of success ; nor wear
out, or grow discouraged by tho way ;
and not infrequently sha will out run her
vaunting brutner, and even Btop to lend
bim a helping hand.
Th? properly-balanced, well educated
girl is aware that sho can do one thing
well and she benda all ber energies to
wards its accomplishment. She concen
trates her forces, instead of scattering
thom, and has something to show for it.
Sho is the best accountant, or tbe clever
est writer, or the most successful sales
woman, or the hardest worker of science
-music, physic, law-whatever her tal
eut destines her for. She studies with au
aim, and understands what she learns.
Her mind is a storehouse, not a Beive,
and sho endeavors to absorb quality rath
er than quantity, and comprehends to her
own enlightenment what u'.io Studien.
Tho wretched system of forced culture in
which a girl learned a little French and
Latin, a smattering of mathematics, a
glance into polite literatura, and a great
neal of poor piano playing, has been
abandoned in favor of a more seusiblo
curriculum commensurate with her valuo
as a co-worker with her brothers.
Sensible Gorman parents have always
brought up their daughters to bo pro
ducers as well as consumers in tho do
mestic economy. It is only tho Ameri
can parent who made the Kitchen unat
tractive to his daughter, and gnvo her no
possibility of employing her talent,
except iii the few lady-like departments
sanctioned by conservative custom.
The time is coming, nay. has already
come, when a sign reading "Smith ?
Daughters," will merely indicate that ali
Mr. Smith's boys wero girls, and be had
educated them os be would nave done his
boys. And tho Smith girls instead of
dawdling around tho paternal mansion
until some . 'lng men could be found for
husbands, lia wisely gone into business
with their fattu,.', and have never found
time to be discontented with themselves.
Wben Edison, genius and inventor as
he is, bad given two weeks of his valua
ble time to going up and down on the
New York Elevated Railroad, trying to
discover what caused its noise and a cure
for it, he gave up the job. Then a little
woman took it. Sho rodo on the cars
three days, was denied a place to stand
on the rear platform, laughed at for bei
curiosity and politely snubbed by con
ductors and passengers. But she dis
covered what oaused the noise, invented
a remedy, which waa patented, and she
was paid a sum of (10,000 and a rovalty
forever? Her nsme is Mrs. May Wal'
ton, and she lives in New York City
This is what she says of her education :
"My father bad no sons and. believer]
in educating bis daughters. He spared
no pains or expense to this ond. Mj
father's brother said to bim, 'Why dc
iou waste so much money on your girls?
o which my father replied, 'My boyi
turned out to be all girls, and I am go
iog to give them so good an o nd u cat io i
that they may turn out to be as good ai
boys.? "
As g noil as boys aro. h ere used in gen
eral sense ; aa good as tome boys wouh
be a very poor recommendation. An;
girl who understands her own capabili
ties will do her work as well as it is pos
sible to be done. No boy can do bette
than that. Work is without BOX. Cei
tai ti departments of labor are claimer
exclusively by boys and men becaus
they have a legendary riga* in then
No competition bas entered the list
against them. If a woman can make
good horse shoe she can open a forge an
make shoes. ' N J one has the right to sa
she shall not. There are'men who ai
milliners, dressmakers and who sell dr
gx>da, and they do these things so we
np enc diopn.te their right to them.
The girl who bss educated herself I
fill. some, niche io tho mercantile ?vori
may marry and never carry ber know
edge any further than her own nurser;
What then? She is gifted to teach hi
own sons and daughters the rudiments <
commercial knowledge, to counsel ar
advise with ber husband, and if left
widow, to take care bf her own est?t
There is no vaster heritage of ignorant
and uselessness that the array of th rca.
a nd-need lo accomplish m eat o which f
generations bsa been considered the co
red dower for lady-like yoong perso
Consider your girls as responsible fsi lot
citizens and educate them accordingly.
~ Try and not borrow your nc?ghhoi
paper ; subscribe for it yourself. Yo
neighbor doesn't like to bo -bother,
with yon, no matter how pleasant 1
may seem.
Tho South Carolina Negro.
COMJMDIA, 8. C., August 18.-The
speakers at the recent Blaine ratification
meeting in this cit; attempted, aa usual,
to impress the negroes with tlio idea that
they wero an oppressed and downtrodden
raco, whoso rights wero utterly denied
and disregarded by tho Democratic party.
They were told that they were virtually
disfranchised, and so far as political and
legal rights are concerned were no botter
than slave*. Of course they were in
formed that the election laws in this
State were enacted purposely to defraud
the illiterate voter, and that thoy were
deprived of educational facilities, so that
they had no opportunity to become in
telligent voters. If any of their hearers
wero modo to bolievo these statement* a
few facta may undeceive them. I do not
propose to arguo any of these charges
against the Democratic party, but simply
Lo state a few things in connection with
them as I think that will bo sullicient
inswor to tho accusations.
First, as to their political rights. It in
truo that there are several boxes into
.viiich ballots must bu placed, and if de
posited in tho wrong box they aro thrown
jut and not counted. To illustrate :
Thero is a box for all votes given for
[lovernor and Lioutonant-Governor, and
mother for the other State officers ; a
roto deposited in tho Governor's box
ivilh thc names of tho othor State officer*
>n it would bo void, and so with a volo
ror Governor put in tho Stato officers'
lox. But in order that the voter may
lot he misled thero is painted or poster!,
n largo Roman letters, on each box, the
}i!!CG? to bs filled, and any ons ??ho cia
'ead can certainly put his vute ip .Lc
?ight box. This would amount to an
educational test but for another provis
on in the law which requires managers
>f elections, when so requested, to read
o tho voter tho names ot the officers on
ho different boxes, BO that the moat ig
norant voter is fully protected. Ia the
ast election a Qreonbacker, in a public 11
? peech, said that his people could hardly | |
ead English, and that tho Dem?crata
tad ordered Roman letters put on the
loxes so that they could not read them. 11
Ibis charge against tho party in power
vas loudly applauded. So much for the
lolitical rights of the negro.
Every lawyer in the Stato knows that
vhen a negro ia on trial bo will always
eenie a wbito jury aud invariably dis
?ards all jurors ot his own color. This
hov.?i in whom they trust when their
egal rights aro in dangor, or their lives I B
tr liberty in jeopardy.
Tho most unjust charge-and it in out
agcous-that tho Republicans mako 1 '?
igainst tho Democrats in this State, is I <
hat the State doos uot furnish tho ne-11
;roes educational advantages. This
tRtemeni is known to bo so infamously
also that it is hardly noccssary to eon
radict it, and I will only say this much,
lint an appropriation is every year voted
br Cl ullin University to give the negroes
he benefits of higher education, and
here are many moro negroes than whites
I havon't the figures before mc) edu
atcd by the two-mill school tax and poll
ax, and tho white men and Democrats
>f tho State pay nearly the entire two
aili tax. Thin ought to be sufficient to
nuke even a South Carolina Radical
?lent on this point.
Coming down to other mattera bearing
ipon the condition cf tho negroes in this
State. I speak to tho negroes, because
hey are supposed to coustltute the Re
millican party in South Carolina. In
his city they have every consideration
bown them that tho whites have. The
norchants treat them with just aa much _
ipurteey, they ride in tho ti rst-ol asa hacfes, j
ind sometimes they occupy the beat scatu '
u the opera house. I mention these
binga to show that thero \a no discrimi
ion against them on account of their
:olor, and a colored roan who would
eave Columbia to go to nny other place
n the world, expecting to enjoy any
noro political, legal or business privf
eges tuan he docs here, would bo desti
tues of common souse. There is no proj
idice whatever against a negro in South
karolina because he is a negro, but when
io undertakes to revive the old Radical
>arty in the State there is a slight ob
ectlon to him, and probably always will
ie.- Cor. Augusta Chronicle.
Hon and Ills Miseries,
Man that is born of woman ia small
lotatoes and few in the hill.
He ri ne th up to day and flouriBheth
ike a ragweed, and to-morrow or the
lay after the undertaker bas him in the
co box.
He ffoeth forth in the morning warb?
ing lise a lark, and is knocked out in
>ne round and two seconds.
In the midst of life be is !n debt, and
he tax collector puraueth him wherever
io goes.
Tho banister of life is full of splinters,
ind he slldeth down with considerable
opidity.
He wa
walketh forth in the bright aun*
igbtto absorb orono, and meeteth the!
>ank teller with a sight draft for 1367.
Ho cometh home at eventide and
ne etc th tho wheelbarrow in his path, and
.he wheelbarrow riseth up. and smiteth
lim to the earth, and falleth upou him,
ind runneth one of ita legs into his ear.
In the gentle spring-time he puttetb
>n his summer clothes, and a blizzard
itriketh him far away from home, asd
illeth him with woe and rheumatism.
He layeth up riches in the bank, and
.he cashier speculateth in margins and
.hen goeth to Canada for his health.
In the autumn be puttetb on his winter j
trousers, and a wasp thatabidetb in them
illeth himself full of intense excitement.
He sltteth up all night to get tho' re*
turns from Ohio, and To the end lcarneth
that the other fellows have carried it.
He buyeth a watch-dog. and when, he j
jometh homo the watch-dog treeth hi m
ind aitteth beneath him until rosy morn.
Ho g?eth to the t ro t and betteth his
money on the brown mare, and the bay
gelding with a blaze face winneth.
He marrieth a red-headed heiress with
s wart on her nose, and the'next day her I
paternal ancestor goeth under with few
15.7eta and great liabilities, add cometh
borne to live with bia beloved son-in law.
An Editor Insulted.
Editors havo to put up with all mah;
uer of taunts and i nan Its. Not so long
ago. at a social gathering, an Austin lady
said to a young man who is connected
with a local paper :
"You ought to belong to a church I
choir? '
"But l can't slog. What put the ideal
of my belonging to a church choir into
your head?" .* .
"Oh, nothing, except that I waa read
ing the other day that a San Francisco
cbnroh proposes to introduce harp tottaia.
into the choir, and thero is not arneb
difference^ : you I k nor/, bot ween a barp
and ? ly ro, BO I- thought I'd jost mako tho
suggestion."-Sift inga.
- Girls, if you do wed, marry astrong
man. Just think how. nice it will bo to
have a husband who comes up from tb
cellar w i th a wash, tab 5n paco arwT
a piled op ?cuttlo suspended from
SOCIO.
Tho Men With the Fl*. *
A few days ago two men, who wero
afterwards found tobe Detroiters,arrived
iu a town about fifty miles to the west of
this, leading a pig. It was perhaps big
enough and heavy enough to bo called a
hog, nut they termed it a pig and as they
turned it over to the care of the landlord
at whose ion they proposed to rest for
the night, ono of the men explained : ?
"Be awful careful with that pig, ho's a
daisy-a mw breed just from Scotland.
We've sold L im to a farmer out here for
$50, and we i*on't want anything to hap
pon to him."
The landlord took the pig up, and then
begau to think and cogitate and suspect.
When tho strangers had gone to bed he
called in some of tho boys, and said :
"I've twigged tho racket; them two
fellows aro sharpers and that's a guessing
pig. To-morrow they will give you a
chance to guess at his weight at ten cents
a guess, and you'll bo cleaned out-only
you won't. As tho follows sleep we will
weigh their pig and beal their game."
Nobody slept until tho pig was taken
over to tho scales and weighed. Ho
pulled down 170 pounds to a hair, and
the villagers went home and hunted up
their nickels and dreamed of pigs and
jeales and sharpers through tho remain
lier of the n??h*.
Next morning the pig was led around
in front, and, before starting off on bis
lourney, one of tho owners remarked- to
:he assen1'ded crowd:
"Gentkuien, I'm going to weigh this
[dg directly. Maybe some of you would
Iko to guess on his weight? I'll tako
il! guesses at ten cents each, and whoa??
;r ?lit.-, it gets fifty cents."
This provoked a large and selected
stock of winks and smiles, but no ono
?valked up until tho' pig man said that
any one person could guess as many
dines as ne cared to, provided a dime
iccompanied each guess. Then a rush
let in. Three or four merchants put up
i fi y guesses each. A justice of the
>eace took thirty. A lawyer said about
iweuty would do for him. Before there
?va* any let up in tho guessing about GOO
isd been registered and paid tor. Every
iou! of 'em guessed at 170 pounds. It
vas curious what unanimity there was in
he guessing, but the pig men didn't
teem to notice it. When all had peen
riven a ch'anco tho pig was led to tho
icales, and lo I his weight was exactly
171 poundn I
"You ace, gentlemen," explained the
ipokesman, "while this animal only
voighs 170 pounds along about ll o'clock
it night, wo feed him about five pounds
>f corn meal in the morning before
veighiug I You forgot :o take this mat
er into consideration 1"
Then somebodv kicl.od tho landlord,
ind he kicked tue justice, and the jus*
leo kicked a merchant and when the
)ig men looked back from a distant hill
he whole town was out kicking itself
ind throwing empty wallets into the
Iver.-Detroit Free Pres?.
What Death Does.
It does not affect the moral character,
t expends its force upon the body, but
trorks no radical or real chango in the
oui. It has no power whatever to revo*
utionfco tho moral nature-to make it
letter or worse. In itself it csu neither
nake a good man better nor a bad man
vorse. It can transfer, but cannot trana
brm. "He that in righteous, let him be
righteous still. He that is petty, let
lim be," at death and after, "potty still."
Sach person now living carries in him
self at this and every moment tho essen*
.?.?. elements of ?iibex heaven or hell.
3y the essential elements we mean, in
loth cases, those moral qualities, thoso
impositions and aifections of the soul,
which fit it for the one or for the other.
Were all at this moment snatched from
:lrae to eternity, such are their moral
characters that they would instantly drop
into their appropriate places, what a
bin partition separate? the saint on earth
from the saint in heaven-tho sinner in
imo from the sinner in eternity.
Death is but the doorkeeper. He lifts
he latch and lets the Christian through
into the bliss of the blissful. Death lops
iff the body and manumits the impns
jued spirit.
It dissolves tho Christian from this
linful state and his sinful surroundings,
akes bim away from all tho hindrances
>f earth, and supplies him with all the
lelps of heaven. It delivers him from
'this body of death." It is not the judge
LO acquit or condemn ; only the jailor to
re i cano. It puts the justified beyond the
confines of sin and sense ; gives them
absence from the body and presence with
the Lord, but has nothing more than it
ian do. It is God's porter to lift up the
'gates" at his bidding, and let tho "son
>F glory" "come io." Why, then, should
Ihe Christian fear the wing that trans,
lates him from the state of the justified
to that of the glorified ? "Death is
yours."
Keen Disappointment.
The "rural roosters" of Arkansaw
have an exalted conception of a Goy
Brnor's magnitude. Borne time ago a
barbecue was held at Grand Point, and
among other distinguished citizens the
Governor agreed to - attend. A large
crowd assembled, and when it became
known that the Governor bad arrived,
the people were much excited in.their
nu x ie ty to behold th? august ruler. Old
Sam Fellers, who bad - walked fifteen
miles to be present on the occasion,
turned to. a friend, after an unsatisfactory
learcb, and said :.
"Has tho Governor got here vit, Bill ? "
"Yes, thar he stan's, tallan' to the
County Jedge." ' V
"What I that feller with a red neos
like a turk?y gobbler?"
'"That's ?he man." .
. "W'y dog gone bbl ugly piclurVhe
oint aa i-.lg as I am. Been waitin' to see
a Guv'nor all my life, an' now this is the
way I'm served. T'other day I . was
tuck down with a congestive phill, an? I
was powerful afeerd that I would die
afore I had a chance . to seo thc ruler o'
tho State, but now I'll, bo blamed ef I
dont wish I had died. Look at hin?,
will y ei, ch aw i n' terbacker like a goat an*
slobborin? like- a graeshoppe'r.. Fm a
great mind to jolt him all over this town)
fue gSvln' mo such a dUerp'lntmect.
Wall, I b'leve I'll go home."
. "8am, better stay an' git some o' the,
barbecued shoat."
: No, that feller has tuck myappertite?
I'YO conto to tho conclusion that the
country is a fraud., Governor H' ba said,
contemptuously, nnd rolling up bia twua
eM dnparatory to ? long journey, depart
ed, and, without looking backt dUap
peared in th? woods.-Arkansan : Tran*
der*: