The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, March 20, 1884, Image 1
BY E. B. MURRAY & CO.
ANDERSON, S. C., THURSDAY MORNING, MARCH 13, 1884.
VOLUME XIX.-NO. 3?
BILL AKT'S LETTER.
!!<? Talki <>* ti>? Tim? V/hi n lila Futlior
nM Postmaster und lie wu? Mull Hider.
. 1 tlnnta CbnstUuthn.
Two cents-only two cents. When I
look at ?K postage stamp it carries me
away bark. Huck to the time when my
father was postmaster and I wa? his clerk,
and had to make up the maila in a coun
try town. Tho difference between now
nml then shows the world's progresa in a
privilege and a pleasure that is hardly
excelled in any other branch of improve
ment. Wo couldent bear to be set back
agnin in that lino to thc old ways that
mir lathers thought were pretty good.
There were no stamps and no envelopes,
and no mucilage. The paper was folded
up like a thumb-paper, and one aide
slipped in the other and sealed with a
wrapper. Tho little school boys, you
know, bad to use thumb papers "in their
spelling hooks to keep thom clean where
I ls esr dirty thumbs kept thc pages open.
(?iris did?nt have to u*c them, for they
w, re nicer and kept their hands clean,
nml didcot wear out the leaves by the
friction of iItt ir linger.-?. Boys are rough
Illings anyhow, and 1 don't seo what a
nico, ?weet, clean, pretty girl wants with
one of 'em. (?irls they say are made of
sugar and spice and nil that's nice, but
boys are made of ?napa and snails aud
pupp}' dog tails. Josephus says,.that
when the queen pf Sheba was testing
Solomon's w isdom, she had fifty boys and
tiffy K,r'fl ;1" dressed alike in girls'
clothes and seated around a big room,
aud asked tue king to pick out the noys
from (lie girls, and bc called for a basin
ol water aud had it carried around to
each one and told them to wash their
hands. The girls all rolled up their
sleeves a little bit, but the boys just
slosh ci their hands in any way and got
water all over their aprons, aud so the
king spotted every mother's son of 'em.
The postage used to be regulated by
the distance that Uncle Sam carried the
letters. It was 12A cents anywhere in
the State, and 18J cents to Charleston,
and 2? cents to New York. It was never
prepaid. A man could nfllict another
with n pistareen letter that wasent worth
five ctnts. A pistareen, you know, was
lSij cents-that is a seven pence and a
thrip. We had no dimes or half dimes.
The dollar was cut up into eights instead
of tenths. When a countryman called
for letters and got one ho would look at
it some time and turn it o\3r and medT
tate before he paid for it, and very often
they would say, "where did thia letter
come from." Well, I would sny for in
stance, "it come from Dahlonega-don't
you seo Dahlonega written up on the cor
ner?" Then ho would jay, "well, I
reckon it's from Dick, my brother Dick,
ile H up there digging gold. Don't you
reckon it's from Dick?" "I reckon it is,"
said 1. "Why don't you open it and see?"
"No, I'll wait until I get home. They'll
all want to see it." When he got homo
that letter would be au c-vent in the fami
ly, and perhaps it would take them half
an bou lo wade through it and make out
its contents. Nine out of ten of those
couutry letters began, "I take in y pen in
hand to let you know Iba! I am weil, and
hope these few lines will find you enjoy
ing the same blessing." My father kept
store and his country customers used to
ask him to write their letters for them,
and he always sent them to me, und most
of then? told mo to begin their letters
that way. There was not more than one
in five that could write, but they were
good, clever, honest people, and paid
the ir debts, but they hardly ever psid up
in full at tho eud of tho year, and so they
gave their uotes for the balance aud
made their mark. My father used to say
that he had known case9 where a man
swore o(F his written signature, but he
never knew o man to deny bis mark.
Dur big Northern mail used to come in
a stage from Madison twice a week, and
1 used to think the sound of the stage
horses, as the stage carno over the hill,
was one of thu sublimest things in tho
world, and I thought that if I ever got to
he n man I would bc a stage driver if I
Could, Well, I come pretty near it, for
my lather had hired a man to ride the
mail to lt os wei I and back twice a week,
and the man got sick aud so my fnther
put me on a dromedary of a borso and
the muil in some saddle-bags behind me,
nnd 1 had to make the 48 miles in a day
and kept il up all winter. . liked to
have froze severnl times, and hud to be
lifted oft* thc home when I got home nnd
it nearly broke my mother's heart, but I
was getting a dollar a trip and it was my
money, and so I wouldeut back out.
The old Winnen on the road used to
crowd me with their little commissions
and get me to bring them a little pepper,
or copperas, or bluing, or pins and nee
dies, or get me to take ulong some socks
and ?ell them, and so I made fr icu-JU and
acquaintances all the way. Thc drat trip
1 made nn old woman hailed me and
said, "Are you a mail hoy?" *'Wb/,
yes., mara," said I, "you did ont think I
was a female boy, did you ?" I thought
that was mighty smart, but it wasent very
civil und it made her so mad she never
told uoe what she wanted, and as ?ho
turned her back on roe I Lear-J her say,
"I'll bet he is a little stuck up town
boy."
My father was postmaster for nearly
I thirty years. Jt didn't pay mote than
about $200 a year, but it trade his store
I more of a public place, lie didn't kuow
that anybody else hankered alter it or
was trying to gel it, but ali of a suddon
he got b|s orders to turn over the office
to another man, an old Une whig and a
competitor in business, lt mortified him
very much and made us all mad, for there
was no fault found with hil management,
and he never took much interest in poli
tics but voted for the man ho liked the
be-tt whether he was a whig or a demo
ctat. When he found out that Alek
Stephens had it done he wasent a Ste
phens onan any more, and I grew up
with an idea that Mr. Stepheus was a
political fraud. I dideni understand the
science of politics as well as I do now.
I told Mr. Stepbons about it one night at
Milledgeville when we were ali in a good
humor and were miking about the old
times of whigs and democrats, and he
smiled and said, "yes, we had to do those
things and sometimes they were very
disagreeable." I will never forget that
night'* talk. It waa during the sealion
of the first legislature after the war.
Jim Waddell took me to Mr. Stephens'
room to henr bim talk, and there was
Mr. Jenkins and Tom Hardemao and
Benning Moore and Beverly Thornton
and Pete Stroller aud Dr. Ridley and
some others, and everybody waa in a good
hun.or, and Mr. Stephens waa reclining
on hi? bed and told anecdote after anec
dote about the old whigs and bow be met
tue democrats on the stamp and what
they said ?nd what be said ?nd how he
most always got, the advantage mid ear
ned tho crowd with him. I was very
J&ucli fascinated; with.'hia conversation,
hut couldent help being reminded of a
circurDitaDcrj that transpired some years
before in the town or Calhoun. The
whigs of Gordon county had sent for Mr.
Stephens to como .tip sind' make a speech
?nd rally th? boy? for the next election.
?or Gordon waa pretty equally balanced
between whigs and d?mocratie,arid1, the
."higa-ranteda big revival. So Alek ac
cepted, aud when the day came the crowd
WM tremendous. The democrats had
tried to get Dowell Cobb aud Herschel
Johnson and Absolom Chappel and oth
ers to como un, but thay all had other
fish to fry, and so little Alele had it all
his own way. Well, uot exactly either,
for there was a feller there by the name
of Russell, an eccentric, smart, cheeky,
random sort of a man who bad a wonder- I
ful gift of language and who, like Fran
cis Train, dident care much what he ?aid, ;
and wa? no respecter of persons. Hus
Bell swoie by all the gods that if nobody '?
cite would reply to Stephens he would. '?
and he would skin him alive, and let him !
i ride home in bis bones. "Conding him," j
he said, "let him stay in his own district !
j and shinny on his own fide."
, Mr. Stephens made a line speech, and
i the crowd cheered and shnutct tumultu
ously as he arraigned the democracy and
held them up to ridicule, and when he
got through th? whigs were moro than
satisfied, and Air. Stephens was satisfied,
too-he came down from the stand and
was receiving the congratulations !
of his friends, when suddenly Russell
mounted the rostrum mid, rapping ur,
the plank in front of him, screamed out
in an unearthly yell : "Fellow citizens !"
Everybody knew him, and everybody
wanted to hear him, and hushed into
silence. After a sentence or two Mr.
Stephens was attracted to bim, and with
curious and astonished interest, inquired,
"Who is that man ?" After Russell had
paid an eloquent tribute to the glorious
old democratic party, and giving it credit
for every good thing that bad been done
since the fall of Adam, he then turned
t?? Mr. Stephens and, with withering
bcoru, said : "And what have you and
your party been doing and trying to do?
-what made you vote away the public
lands so that yankees and furreners could
get 'cm and our peoplecouldent? What
made you vote for a high tariff on sugar
and coffee and raise the price so that our
poor people couldent buy it?" Mr.
Stephens rose up excited and irritated
and stretching out his long arm to tho
audience, screamed out: "I never did it,
my fellow-citizens-1 deny the fact and
call upon the gentleman for his proof."
With thc utmost self-possession, Russell
said, "You do-you call for the proof.
Sir, if I was to go two miles from home
to make a speech I would carry my proof
with me. I wouldent be vain enough to
go without it ; but, sir, I ara at home
these people know me-they ruined me
and when I assert a thing they believo
it. You are the mao to bring the proof."
Tho crowd shouter! and laughed as
tumultuously as they had done for Mr.
Stephens, and he sat down disgusted.
Russell continued : "And what was your
motive when you were a member of the
legislature in voting for a law that pro
hibited a man from voting unless he was
worth $500 ? Answer me that while you
are here face to face with these humble
citizens of Gordon county." At thiB Mr.
Stephens rose again furious with indig
nation and screamed : "It is false, sir-it
is false; I deny the fact."
"You do," said Russell, scornfully ; "I
supposed you would-you deny the fact.
That is just what you have been doing
for twenty years-going about over the
country denying facts." And the crowd
weut wild with merriment, for even the
whigs couldent help joining in the fun.
Mr. Stephens turned to his companions
and said with a tone of despair, "Let us
go to the hotel" and, they weat.
I thought of all this while Mr. Ste
phens was telling UH of his triumphs over
verter?n foes, and so when he came tn a
pause I timidly S3id : "Mr, Stephens, did
you ever encounter a man by the name
of Russell up at Calhoun?"
With a merry glisten of bis wonderful
eyes be strengthened up and said : "I
did, I did, yes, I did. I will never forget
that man. He got me completely. If I
had known him I would not have said a
word in reply, but I dident know him.
He cured me of one expression. I fre
quently ii a ed to emphasize my denial of
lies and slander, and that was to say "I
douy the fact." "I had never thought of
it's grammatical absurdity, but that man
Russell taught me and I quit it. I think
he had the most wonderful flow of lan
guage and lies of any man I ever met."
Mr. Stephens then made a pretty fair
recital ot bia rencounter and bis "utter
defeat" as he expressed it, all of which
we enjoyed. Where are they now? Old
father time hos cut idl down but three,
Hardeman aud Thornton.and myself are
here, bnt all tho rest of that bright,
intelligent crew are gone. It looks like
most everybody is dead. If they are not
they will be before long, and another set
will be in their placea and have their
jokes and flash their wit and merriment
all the same.
BILL A RP.
The Season for Compost.
Composts for cotton and corn should
now be put up as Boon as 'possible.
Judging from many inquiries sent us it
in inferred that the value of thedigestion
or cooking which occurs in a ec OJ post
heap is not fuiiy appreciated. Some
seem to think that if the several ingre
dients are simply mixed together at the
time they are put in the soil that will
answer every purpose. This is a mistake.
Take cotton seed for instance. A plant
could get nothing from them until they
are dead, and the rotting which follows
denth has broken up the vegetable celia
and changed its nitrogenous compoune'e
into ammonia or nitric add, and un pris
oned its ohosphoric acid, potash and
other mineral contents. These valuable
substances are found almost exclusively
in the kernel, and this is enclosed in the
bull, which ia a very hard, woody sub
stance that rots very slowly. We have
had occasion recently to observe that
j cotton seed bolls, scattered freely upon
the soil, even after a lapse of twolve
months, had produced no appreciable in
fluence upon the grass and weeds grow
ing upon it. And what is true of cot
ton seed is also true of the undigested
portions of the food which constitute a
large part of the animal excrement, and
almost the whole of the litter mixed
with it. Now when cotton seed and ma
I nure are pat in a compost heap, beat ia
developed, and heat makes the rotting
proceed quite rapidly ; materials which
ff scattered in thin layer*, or in a small
bulk, cr which, if buried in small quar
ries in the cold soil, would take momba
to, rot, would, in a properly arranged
compost heap, rot quite as much tn a few
weeks. The chemicals which are mixed
with them facilitate also the breaking np
of the vegeUble fibres and cells and
hasten the various chemical reactions
wbich eventuate in supplying plant food
in the best poseible shape or condition
for a crop. But bren in a compost heap
which ba? been pot up two or tbreO
i months the changea alluded to are not
completed ; enough plant food baa been
prepared, however, to supply n ?Wi J}'
Ita early stage* t the procesa continoett
more slowly fir tho soil supplies its later,
demand. U perfectly ^gveen, tinrotted
&n i? Putin the drill jgpUn?ug
time, and the spring h eoH^e rotting
mar go on too*!owly t*?*WT ..*2liff
needed and the c?w?.Wj?J? ,0 conM*
quenco.-S??therH CuUttxm.
FOLLIES AND FOIBLES OF WOMEN.
As Itel*ted by one of Thom, but She Saya
At thc anual meeting of thc National
Woman Suffrage Association of Massa
chusetts in Boston recently, Miss Nancy
Willara Covell, sneaking on "The Ilea
Bon Why," ?aid that she had been called
upon to fill the unwelcome part of lelLng
som* of the follies and foibles of women.
After making some sharp an J facetious
comments on the self-assumed greatness
of man and his oppression of woman,
Miss COTCII Bpoke of the marked differ
ence in compensation paid women for
rendering the same service as men, aud
contended that the fact that woman was
paid less wan due to her lack of tho pow
er of the ballot, which was claimed to be
worth fifty cents a day to any laboring
man. Speaking of the different voca
tiona of lifo, she contended that, because
woman had never opposed man in enter
ing her sphere, in becoming cooks, milli
ners and dressmakers, she bad outdone
bim in fairness. In speaking of the
condition of women of to-day, she said
all that girls arc taught is to be pretty
and hide their faults and read love stories
and crochet and make sponge cake, until
some one asks them to marry. So the
poor creature through fear they will mies
their chances and fail to'marry, begin
very early to pinch themselves in some
places and pad themselves in other?.
Sometimes they wear clothing enough to
founder a ship, and again it is pronounced
"lovely" to appear without any to speak
of. With the injunction ringing in their
cara, "whatever you do, "ne pretty," giris
paint their lips und crock their eyebrows,
and take opium to make their eyes soft
and arsenic to make their complexions
clear. It was an unfortunate day when
Paul or somebody else said that "tho joy
of woman was her hair. What nameless
and untold fortunes has this appendage
of the human body not been subjected
to? It has been filled with "rats ' and
"mice" heroically pulled out by the
roots to make the forehead high, glued
to the forehead with extract of quinco
seed, and again brought over tho eves in
tangled anare.:!. It has been curled with
over-hot irons, and then allowed to float
free far down tbs back ; it bas been
puffed and friezed and powdered and
curled and greased and banged, dono up
high or low, made longer or shorter, or
dyed black or blonde, in strict accordance
with the caprice of the fickle goddess of
fashion. Does the Grecian bend require
them to look like a dejected monkey,
straightway they become limp in body,
and chatter that they do not do it bo
cause it is fashion-it is perfectly natural
for them. To-day they drag innumerablo
yards of dry goods through the streets,
and to-morrow they appear in tie-backs
so close tbnt it is at the risk of their lives
that they attempt to board a railroad
train. Now ibo head iu surmounted by j
a bonnet the size of a postage stamp, and
then by one larger than an umbrella.
Sometimes women are supposed to have
hips, and then everybody, no matter bow
Blender, grows broader that a donkey
with paniere. Then hips are abolished
and no trace of them can be discovered.
If snakes and bugs become fashionable
as ornamenta, the Baaken and bugs be
come "perfectly lo rely," and the verv
girl who shrieked et the sight of a spi
der, simpern, "they are jutt too lovely
become fashionable, ene bas only to wait
a little, and every woman becomes a
walking rainbow, .' ns cardinal is the
rage, and then old gold ; now mitts, and
then twelve-button gloves ; now plat
ings, and then ruffles : now hems and
then facings ; now waists are long and
the ribs are laced down until they adhero
to the liver, and then waists get shorter,
and an opportunity is given to breathe.
In short, woman's enslavement by fash
ion has resolved life for ber into an
eternal game of "wigwag," and until she
escapes this bondage there is no mental
life for her. All this, the speaker con
tended, is the outgrowth of the oppres
sion of man in not giving woman an op
portunity to develop herself mentally
and in not giving her a social position
equal to his own.
Stay in the Sooth.
In view of the present development of
the South, and the rapid strides of pro
gress that' are being made 'throughout
that section, it would hardly seem neces
sary to say to Southern people that their
own country offers-to-day a better chance
for success in life than any other country
in the world, and of the truth of this we
feel fully assured. The world bas never,
we believe, witnessed a more marvelously
rapid progress, not simply in one branch
of business, but in every material inter
est, than has been made by the Southern
States during the last five years. Of
course there are some sections cut off
from communication with tba rest of the
world by lack of transportation facilities
that have not yet. felt the thrill of the
new l.tb that stirs the revived and reju
venated New South ; but the time ia
hastening on when even these placsa will
hear "the whirl of wheels that M eave tho
web of towns."
With all its advantages for agriculture
in all its varied branches, for manufac
turing of every kind, for mining for
precious metals, as well as for the more
valuable baser ones,-coal, iron, dec,
for lumbering, and, in fact, for almost
every honest occupation to which the
hand and mind of man and women can
be devoted, the South possesses a wealth
of opportunities that are unrivalled.
This fact is being appreciated by the
people of other sections, already we see
that thousands from the North, and the
West/and millions ?ud even hundreds of
millions of dollars are pouring into the
Southern States. The mighty march of
progiess has, however, but just begun,
and. the next five years will witness far
more rapid development than has been
Seen in the past.
With these facts being pressed upon
them, it seems strange that many South
ern people, especially young men. ignor
ing the opportunities for success already
around them, think that it is only by
going to some new and unimproved
coon try that they can be prosperous. A
Srester mistake could hardly be made,
md those who now leave the South will
find io alter years that others bave come
io and reaped the harvest. that they
might have gathered. The young men
i of the South are coming into manhood
at o meat propitious time, and with un
surpassed advantages they ought to take
an active part in the.industriel revolu
tion now in progress, and share in the
benefits that assuredly will come to all
who engage In this -.work. While we
most cordially welcome all who wish to
leave other sections to better their con
ditions in the sunny South, we desire to
see the Southern people themselves, as a
whole, and not simply a few here: and
there, leaving the past to take caro of
itself, dercte thomjelvw to tho rebuild
ing of their wasted fortunes andi country.
- An evil bought in the heart of a
man who has a heart Is about as'trbuble
eomo as a wasp in the ear.
the Men ar? HeapoDtlble.
When iridescent beads
WOMEN'S COMPLEXIONS.
Tue Importuned of Freut) Air, Cold Water
and Good Ventilation.
''What ft beautiful complexion !"
"Yes, nnd what's more, il'? all her
owrj 1"
The words were passed by a well
known physician and a Time? reporter as
they sat in'tbo former's ollice. Tho sub
ject of their criticism was a lady who had
just left.
"Is it so rare nowadays for ladies to
use their own completion* ?" asked the
reporter.
"Doctors hear and know a great many
things under tlie seal of confidence
which they dare not reveal, but if you
had been into aH many ladies' bedrooms
as I have, and seen a woman who imag
ined she was sick, looking old and hag- :
? gard, 'because only the doctor is going
lo Bee me,' and who in company bas a
complexion which Cleopatra might have
envied-only the modern Cleopatra b.uys
ber complexion in a bottle, $1 apiece or
six for $5-vou wouldn't need to ask that
question."
"How can a woman have a good, com- :
plexion ?"
"Easy enough. Let her get three
things aud she will huve the desiderata. ',
They are fresh air, water and good ven
tilation. Sound* old fashioned, doesn't
it?" I
"A trifle jaded."
"Hut true, nevertheless. Indore I go
uny further I want to sny this : No wo- j
man whoso health is bad need expect to ?
have a pretty complexion. The two ?
things den t assimilate any more than j
disease and pure blood do, and, in fact,
the complexion reflects toan experienced ?
eye tbat exact condition of the blood j
Culning beneath it. But if a womau's
eallh is ?,ood, so in the samo way will
be her complexion -provided she treats
herself with a little common sense and
shows a slight knowledge of sanitation.
But abe doesn't ; not if Bbc can bein it.
You are not married ? All right ; I am
going to give you some valuable bints.
You take the average young girl-the
girl who would give almost anything to
nave a complexion like Mrs. Langtry'?.
The dear little buudle of silks and laces
hates cold water, and keen, cold water
with a holy horror. She bas a vague
suspicion that colds and cold water oro
closely associated, and to prevent the ono
sbunB the other. Now I nato say it, but
it is fact that nine times out of ten your
desi Claribel, that you lingered ao fond
ly over in the conserva' ory nt Mrs. Jones'
last dance, is actually dirty. Don't look
shocked, because with dirt, like every
thing else, there are different degrees.
Claribel, when she leaves her couch of a
morniig, puta on several garments before
che As of letting water touch her
skin ; then she rubs a rag over her face,
lightly touches her neck, and her ablu
tions are finished. Now, if the dear
child would heed tho advice of a man
who bas given the subject of hygiene
some consideration, GOB would wash in
thin fashion : On getting out of bed lot
her put on her stockingo and slippers,
and divesting herself of lier nigbt-gowu,
bathe herself-and by bathing I don't
mean looking at tbe water, but putting
it on without stint.
"So much for water. Now for venti
lation. She thinks a little air would
prove fatal ; hence she almost hermeti
cally seal? ber room and Bleeps in vitia
ted air. The windows of every sleeping
chamber should be opened an inch or
two from the bottom, not the top ; and it
is well established that nobody ever
caught cold from sleeping in a room wilh
the wiudow open, provided there is no
direct draught.
"The last ingredient in this prescrip
tion ?B exercise. American girls stay in
the house day in and day out. They
never walk unless obliged to. If they
were to take a 'constitutional' every day
their doctors' bills would be less and
their bodily comforts much increased.
Exercise I hold to be as necessary as
food."-Detroit 'i?met.
Bown Pretty Girl Served a Drummer.
Talk about pretty girls-but she was a
wild flower and no tn ?stake ! She got ou
the train to go over to Meridian from
Vicksburg, and she was all alone. There
was a sort of sidelong movement among
five or six men. but a drummer for a
Philadelphia saddlery house got first
He grabbed up bis grip and walked
square up to her seat and look possession
of half of it without asking a question,
and in ten minutes be seemed to be per
fectly at home. 8be answered his ques
tions briefly, and he had the hardest kind
of work to keep up conversation, and as
the train approached Jackson she sud
denly said :
? "I want to telegraph papa from here.
Will you help me?"
"Oh 1 certainly. I have a blank in
my pocket. Write your telegram and I
will run into the office with it."
We missed bim when the train started,
but by and by he was found in the smok
ing-car. bis.hat crushed down and his
nerve ali on edge. When asked what
had happened, be drew forth the tele
gram which the girl had requested him
to band in. It read :
"Bring your shotgun with you to pop
over a drummer woo has dreadfully an
noyed me. Shoot to kill I"
"To think," be gasped, "that one so
fair could be so murderous ? Why, I am
all in a sweat I want some of you to
stand by me I"
We got bis grip from the seat, traded
bats and coats with him, and the wey be
slid from the depot when the train reach
ed Meridian caused a hotel porter to ob
serve :
"Well, now, bul that white face be
longs to an invalid and them leg., to a
deer I What sort of a coon can he be?"
-Detroit Free Frat.
"Let Me Do lt Mother."
A young man had declared love to a
lady and asked her to be his wife. She
hesitated, and he ai io wed ber her own
time to consider the matter. One even
ing soon afterward she had occasion to
visit an aged relative who resided in tho
family of wbioh the young man waa a
member. As she approaohed the door a
sudden impulse caused her to pause.
He might be at home, she thought, and
she might encounter bim. And seeing
ber .there, he would probably imagine I
she called on purpose to see bim. While
?he stood upon the doorstep meditating,
she heard tho oven-doc- of theoookstove
open, then -the-rustle of paper, as * if it
were tb Io wo upon the table; then a firm,
light step and tho voice of her admirer
saying in ? gentle ray, "Let me do it,
mother." Then she knocked, and was
admitted just in time, to see the young
mao taking some pies from tb? oven..
This little circumstance plr'od the yoong
lady in concluding what answer to make
, to the all-itnportaut question ; f d tn
married life she finds the young r.an ao
excellent husband and father.- 1 Vi renal
ogical Journal,. .' V;~ ; '.. ? > u .<, .',
. . ~ When a bachelor says ho is single
' from choice, St matta him road to ask
him why tho girl, made choice of some
other follow.
Tho Pursuit of Wcnlth.
Worldliness is bemoaned as Ibo great
cancer of the churches of Christ. Ono
of Its most prevalent forms is the pur
suit of wealth, and this in view of the
gratifications which it furnishes to those
who possess it. It is easy to rail against
it, but if "the love of money is the root
of all evil,'' nevertheless it cannot he j
again said thal in many ways its posses
sion contributes to comfort, l! may bo
said that it cannot bribe away sickness
or death, but it can procure things which
greatly alleviate suffering, ann a man
who knows his loved ones aro tolerably
sure of being comfortably provided for
may he cased of painful anxieties.
Much that is said in depreciation of
wealth is sheer nonsense and. it goes
without saying, is utterly destil?te of
scriptural ?auction.
N'everthless, roan> Christian people
aro appraising wealth too highly and
making gold their confidence to an extent
which is perilous to their best interesta,
lt. ?B still (rue. "They that will be rich
fall into temptation and a snare, and into
mnoy foolish and hurl hil lusts which
drown men in destruction and perdition."
Our theology may lead us to believe that
no true believer will be drowned in per
dition, but no one can live long without
seeing how often those Christians who,
to use tho new version, are "minded" to
be rich, are ensnared and show them
selves victims of many foolish and hurt
ful desires. They certainly cannot
escape oua?li?errjent.
Will? no disposition to depreciate the
value of wraith, it is well to remind
Christian people of its uncertainty.
Much of it must necessarily be entrusted
to other*, and, so long as human nature
remains what it is. there will be misap
propriations, defalcations, and losing in
vestments. Tho most careful men aro
sometimes mistaken in their investments
and "riches take to themselves wings and 1
fly away."
Money ennnot give character. "A
good .' .mo ia rather to be chosen than
great riches." It has been truly said,
"A man may be n grandee on the ex
change and a pauper in God's universe.''
Tho time comes when character will be
tho one thing which will appear impor
tant. I
Happiness is not certainly associated i
with worldly possessions. The inner
history of many a rich mau is ono of
constant worry. The Saviour's teaching 1
is still true, "A man's life conslsteth not <
in the abundance of the things which ho
Eo-sosseth." Inward thought and feeling ?
ave far moro to do with our happiness 1
than outward circumstances. 1
The notion that weah h is asure means 1
of happiness, though a nu..iifest fallacy, I
is one that multitudes persistently
cherish. Somo one hos said that "few
thoughtful men would undergo the en- .
tire stewardship of a large estate on a
positive bargain that they Bhould receivo <
no more for taking care of- it than ordi- 1
narpv falls into the lap of the owner." 1
And our rich men are candid enough to 1
acknowlodgo that all they receive beyond 1
their daily wants, for the burdens im
posed by wealth with its attendant disad- <
vantages and anxieties, make large pus- .
sessions a doubtful good. This fact 1
should convince us that tho Bcrainb'.e
after wealth is due to a wrong estimate >f
its worth, and ia adapted to restrain men 1
in ita too eager pursuit. 1
And let none forget the responsibilities '.
of wealth "Unto whomsoever much ia
ivcD, of him shall he much required." 1
n a world in which lhere ia so much I
suffering, which wealth might mitigate, 1
and so many millions perishing for lack <
of knowledge, it is fearful to contemplate I
the position of those professing to be fol- 1
lowers of Christ, who, not only mako no <
sacrifices, but give not even of their '
abundance to servo the bodies and souls I
of men. "Riches profit not in the day f
of wrath," and mnny profeasors have I
reason to fear that their wealth will not -
profit them in the day of ?mal account.
Baptist Weekly. 1
A Belled Buzzard.
TAYLOB8VILLB, GA., March 5.-The
belled buzzard, whose flight over the
Western counties of Georgia hos aroused
so much superstitious fear among igno
rant whites and blacks, passed over a
field to-day where three men were plow
ing. One of them, a negro, quit work at
once, and said thc bird was warning the
people of another cyclone, in which hun
dreds of people would bo killed. The
story of this celebrated hird ia an inter
esting one. Nearly two years ago it was
a pet in the farm-yard of n farmer named
Freeman, in Paulding County. One of
bis children one day attached a sheep
bell to the bird's foot, and the tinkling
sound of tho bell scared it so that it im
mediately flew away. The first night out
it alighted on the roof of a negro cabin
in Heard County. One of the inmates
went but to ascertain tho cause of the
bell-ringing, and immediately the buz
zard rose from ita perch and fl cw away.
The night w?s clear and cold, and aa the
inmates rushed out and beheld the nroat
black object >od heard the tinkling of
the bell hundreds of feet in the air, great
fear seized them, and they all took to
their knees under an impression that the
end of the world was approaching. Ever
since the bird has pursued its migrations
through the State, arousing the fears of
the superstitious, who regard its visits as
an omen of evil. The negroes and many
whites, too, along the track of tho late
storm insist that they heard the fateful
bell about an hour before the terrible
wrath of wind had cc?ie upon them.
In 1817 a buzzard was similarly belled
in Putnam County, and up until 1850,
when bis presence was Iaat reported in
Greene County, he was vouched for as
having visited points os far We. ; as Me
ridian,'Miss., and in several Northern
counties of Tennessee.-Cbr. Courier
Journal.
Some Large Hogs.
The New York San publishes an ac
count of a lot of hogs that were exposed
for sale in that city which probably ex
ceeded in size any precious record.
Their weights ranged from 866 to 1,098
pounds, dressed. Twenty of them weighed
19,648 poi- ads, an average of 982 pounds.
The breed is known as Ked and White
Jersey. They were raised near Burling
ton, N. J. lo giving an account of them,
the merchant said: "They were raised
by Mr. John Carter. He has some more
like them, only one is larger. They ureas
down about.fifteen per cent. Those nogs
I had a better house to live in than a third
of the people of.the city have. Each hog
bad a separate stall, that was kept clean
and sweet by constant attention and un
limited fresh bedding. They were cared
for just aa fast horses are. They were fed
on mail.and milk. Asa lot they sure
the heaviest ever brought to New York,
or ever raieed for that matter. The
largest one,bf the. lot ia the largest bog
on record except ono not slaughtered
?ti? i'Did : it pay?7' "Yes and no.
ho gratification of beating the record ia
always worth the expense. Bat lighter
hogs yield more morey on the invest*
ment."
How to Teach Reading.
Ilending??? a'most important branch of
education, but,'in many instances, is one
which i? sadly neglected. To my mind
a good reader, ono who ?ways his audi
ence with every word lie utters, i? as
great a? a Goo musician, and to MK Char
lotte Cushman is as famous to day aa
ever was Jenny Lind or Adelina Patti'.
L'util within a comparatively few
years there wa? no great deal of attention
|>aid to reading. If a child happened to
be naturally n good reader, well ! If
not, bc would take his reader and drawl
out the word?, sometimes spelling them
nH be went along, and generally pitching
bis voice on the most excruciating key,
would manage to pull through his lesson,
or else he would mumble through it, or
gallop through it-at any rate, he would I
get through it and that is about al!.
Now, however, thanks to the educa
tiona! wave which has swept over our
country, il is very difTereet, and reading
in most, indeed, may say all of our
schools, is n matter of prime importance.
The first thing Ibo pupil should do
i? to understand, and as far ns may be to
enter into what he is going tc read, and
then to talk it, rather than read it
in other w rds, to read iu such a manner
that a person not seeing him, will not
know whether ho is reading or convers
ing. To enable the pupil to do this, I
think it i? an excellent plan for the teacher
toread over thc lesson to tho child, to
throw into it al! tho feeling and express
ion which the selection reo u i rcs, and of
which he is capable, ann to explain
w hatever ss likely io puzzle or confuse
the childish mind. Some persons may
say, then, "their reading will be only
imitation ;" but I say, what are children
but creature? of imitation? and besides,
if their understanding and feeling is
fully aroused it will not be imitation, but
almost unconsciously they will lose their
own identity, and will read as they feel
and as they understand. In reading
make tho child stand, holding the book
iu the left hand, with the right band
down at tho side.
Ho must be careful as to pronuncia
tion, enunciation, emphasis, and express
ion. Never overlook an error; ii he
makes n mistake compel him to read the
sentence over and over again, and if he
is still wrong, the teacher Bhould either
rend it for him properly, or cause one of
the pupil? to do so, though sometimes it
does very well to have some ene read it
exactly as he has ?one and let him hear
Tor himself how badly it sounds. A plan
(which I have found a good one, but to
which I have heard objections m?de) is
Lo causo pupil:, ui criticise each other. I
think tl.ii; causes them to pay strict at
tention and mako them much more care
ful, for all childron like to correct, and
none of them like to be corrected by
each other.
Abovo all, never let them read in a
singsong tone, nor slur over and blend
their words, but seo that they pronounce
each word distinctly and properly. Do
not let ihem read with too little force, as
tome (girls especially) are prone todo.
Il is true thai a voice, which is gentle,
joft and low, is, in tbs language of
Shakespeare, "au excellent thing in
women," but in reading it in often an af
fectation, and we generally find that the
very girls who adopt this style of reading
have powerful lungw, and eau use them
(on the play ground) so as to he heard at
\ distance of half a mile (more or leus).
To sum it all up, mako the children read
understandingly and with feeling: train
Iheir understanding, train their hearts
und train their voices, for even a tone
conveys a great deal. Make them kuow
that good reading can alwayB he made
available, amply compensating one for
.he expenditure both of time nud patience,
ind that it is an accomplishment of the
liigbeBt order, Becond to none, of the
greatest importance to people of all pro
fessions, and to women as well as to mon.
-North Carolina Teacher.
Why I go to Church on Rainy Sundays.
I attend Church on rainy Sundays bo
saute
1. Uod has bleased the Lord'u day and
ml lowed it, making no exceptions for
rainy Sundays.
2. I expect my minuter to be there. I
mould be surprised if he was to stay at
borne for the weather.
3. If his hands fall through weeknesa,
[ shall have great reasor. to blame myself,
unless I sustain him by my prayers and
my presence.
4. By staying away I may lose the
prayers which bring God's blessing, and
tho sermon that would have done me
Treat good.
0. My presence is more needful on
Sundays when there are few, than on
those days when the church k crowded.
6. Whatever ?tatton I bold in the
Church, ru> example must influence
others. If I stay aw*y, rv h y may not
they?
7. Ou any important business rainy
weather does not keep me at home ; and
Church attendance ia, in God's sight, vary
Important.
8. Among the crowds of pleasure
seekers, I see that no weather keeps the
delicate female from the ball, the party,
or the concert.
9. Among other blessings, such weath
er will show me on what foundation my
faith is built. It will provo how much I
lore Christ. True love rarely fails to
meet an appointment,
10. Those who stay from. Church be
cause it ?B too warm or too cold, or too
rainy, frequently absent themselves on
fair Sundays.
11. Though my excuses satisfy myself,
they still must undergo God's scrutiny ;
and they must be well grounded to bear
that. (St. Luke xiv. 18.)
12. There is a special promise, that
where two or three meet together in God's
name, he will be in the midst of them.
13. An avoidable absence from the
Church is an infallible evidence of spir
itual decay. Disciples first follow Christ
at a distance, and then, like Peter, do
not know him.
14. My faith is to be shown by my
self-denying Christian life, and not by
the rise or rall of the thermometer.
15. Such yielding to surmountable
difficulties prepares for yielding to those
merely Imaginary, until thousands never
enter a church, and yet think they have
good reason for such neglect.
IC. By a. suitable arrangement on
Saturday, I shall be able to attend Church
without exhaustion ; other wine, my lalo
work on Saturday night must tend to
unfit me for the Sunday enjoyment of
Christian privileges.
17. I know not how many more Sun
days God may give maj ana it would be
a poor preparation for my first Sunday
in beaven to have alighted toy last Son*
day on earth.-Frances Ridley Uavergal,
- Nothing le gained by finding a pian
out. That la ir you want to' collect a
bill.
- lt ia only in Europe that .young
men can know what they aro doing in
the vcaly period at which they select ?
mate. It ia tba custom in ahme parta of
Greece for a girl to wear, generally op
her bead, all the morey the poeeesacs, ad
that any young man desiring to marry
her may know how much her dowry ii.
A Bathing Fond,
At tho bathing place in Salt Lake,
City, steps lead clown from tho pier lo
tho water, hut woo to tho hold and uu
wary diver who ventures to take a head
er. He will thiuk he hns struck a paving
stone nud swallowed a combined sulphur
and salt raine, for in his astonishment at
the concussion he will bo pu tty sure tn
open bis mouth. Tho density of the
water is so great that to dive into it is
simply impossible. Tho greater tho
force with which ono strikes it, the great
er the rebound. There is some danger,
too, of slipping into the water face down
ward, and not being able to turn over,
even where the depth is not greater than
two or three feet, for tho resistance of
tho water is so powerful that only a very
strong person can force a foot through it
to the ground.
During one of my visits I saw n Indy
just about to step into thc water miss her
footing and fall face forward. She
struggled violently for Bcveral seconds,
but ber friends, who wore unacquainted
with the peculiar properties of the Salt
Lako water, did not suppose she was in
peril. An alarm was, however, raised
from the pier, and she was lifted to her
feet. But for this timely help she would
certainly have been drowned in less than
two feet of water. It seems al mo-it im
possible that any liquid can be so in
tensely salt as this. Tho swallowing of
a very small quantity produces violent
vomiting, tho action of tho salt being
aggravated by several other alkalies held
in solution. Tl; proportion of salt
alone is over twen ; per ccnt.--nomov.-hat
greater than that f tho Dead Sea-and,
even in tho roug^ way of making salt
common in thin region, namely, flooding
meadows and awaiting the results of
evaporation, n gallon or salt is obtained
for evory five gallons of water.
To those who cannot swim, and who
hqyo been duly warned of the dangers
to be avoided, bathing in Salt Lake is
particularly delightful. As ono lies upon
the water a sense of lightness seemB to
[lervade the frame. One appears to be
?alf floating, half flying, for only a very
small portion of the body will sink into
the water, and only the exercise of great
muscular strength can keep the limbs
upon the surface of the water. The ex
hilaration produced by this novel feeling
of lightness is very remarkable, lt
seems to give the limos absolute rest as
they float in the air, upheld by no con
scious volition or expenditure of physi
cal force. But to the swimmer tho ba
thing is by no means BO enjoyable. The
resistance of the water is so great that to
force n way through it requires great
effort. I saw a strong swimmer, who had
gone out about 100 yards from thc end
of the pier, obliged to call for a boat, as
he was too exhausted to make bis way
back. On coming out it is necessary to
apongo tho body with fresh water, as the
salt forms a complete scale armor. One
man of our party, who forgot to uso
fresh water on his head, speedily had his
black bair cbanged to a very light gray.
Salt Lake is about 100 miles Tong and
ita greatest width is 00 miles. The aver
age depth is 40 feet and soundings bavo
nowhere reached beyond 90 feet. The
bottom is a hard white sand, with a very
gradually shelving shore, and BO far as
IB known no form of animal or vegetable
life exists in tho water, which ?B wonder
fully clear, the white sand being easily
visible where the depth is over twenty feet.
A Woman Deserter Asks a Pension?
A singular story bangs from two bills
offered ia the House by Representative
Cutcheon, of Michigan. Ono provides
for tho removal ot tho charge of deser
tion from the record of Franklin Thomp
son, of such and such a Michigan regi
ment, and the other grants a pension to
Sarah Emma E. Seelye, alias Franklin
Thompson, of the samo regiment. At
the outbreak of the war Miss Seelye, as
she saw regiment after regiment hurry
ing Southward, had ? growing desire to
go to the front herself. 8he wanted to
go as a nurse, but, after thinking it over,
came to the conclusion that it would be
better to put on a man's uniform and to
go to the war as a private in a Detroit
regiment. So she did. She came
with the regiment to Washington. She
went into camp with it. Sue went to
Bull Hun with it, carrying her musket
and hs/ accoutrements like a man. After
the battle of Bull Run she found herself
separated from- her regiment, between
the Federal and the Confederate lines.
Through the night she trudged toward
Wosbingston, where she arrived 24 hours
behind her command. Reunited to her
fleeing friends,' she' went with them to
Fredericksburg, and afterward through
the Peninsular campaign. Everywhere
she marched and fought and lived like a
man. It began to tell upon ber health,
however, so she bad herself transferred to
one of the Western armies. Here, after
a time, she became a mail-carrier, first
for the regiment, then for the brigade,
and then for the division. Whi'e per
forming these duties she fell ill, and was
orderen to the hospital. There she felt
sure her sex would be discovered. Ac
cordingly, abe determined not to go to
the hospital. The only way out was to
desert; so she deserted. Afterward, in
her own clothes and under her own
name, she returned to the army as a
nurse and cared for ber late comrades to
the end of the war. Now she ls married
and lives in Iowa. Of course, the charge
of desertion still stands against ber. Soe
wants it removed; and then she wants a
pension for physical disabilities which
she says sue acquired in the army.
Washinqion Leiter.
Only "Colton Raisers.''
Tho following from the Pioneer Pren
of St. Paul's, Minn., is just as applicable
hete in onr latitude, if we substitute
"Cotton-Raisers" for "Wheat-Raisers:"
"A farmer came into Mr. Fink's store
to-day' to seule for a load of wheatland
made a number of purchases, and among
them were several pounds of ordinary
butter and three or four dozen packed
eggs. 1 enquired if tb'.s sort of thing
was a cc mmon practice of the farmers in
the vicinity."
"Farmers I" replied the merchant con
tempuously, "why .we haven't got twenty
real farmers in this county. They are all
nothing but wheat-raisers, and that is a
long way (rom being a farmer. A large
number, of farmers in Dakota, who own
whole quarter Motions'of land, eeldom
have a drop .of milk In the houoo, and
the buttcr tbey eat la bought nt tho near
est store. They don't even keep a pig,
or try'lo raiM vegetables enough to pro
vide for;Winter."
This ia one of tbe oviU of depending
too much upon the.staple Of a country ;
abd ita,effect la Deon wherever there ls
opt, graat staple,.Uko. cotton or -wheat,
overshadowing' all other thiugs. . This
.??pie culture interferes with real, farm
ing. It tends to ds-arf or .oxcludo all
thoae home comforts which have a charm
to farm.life, vie., abundance Of food for
maa aud beast, tocata, pcaUry, eggs, milk,
bhUsarj vegetables. ;frulta and pbaaaot
surroundings. Il io col tho whole of Ufo
1 to make money.
Thc Last Way.
? - SUD
I |Eacb man han bia last day. To each a
BUD rises of which lie never aces the set
tin}:, or ri sun sets of which lie never nee?
the rising. liosy dawns wilP'ascond,
hours crowned with light go trending
gayly over the earth ; but not for him.
Fast locked up in his narrow coller, luid
away deeply in ibo bowels of tho earth,
he lies in still' unconsciousness of tho long
procession.above.him of days'andjsea?ons
and age*.
Families have their last day. House
holds part nover to meet again. Ancient
lines dating hack beyond tho Conquest,
at last como to nu end. Tho ancestral
mansion is vacant, the title is extinct,
the estates revert to the State. In almost
every community "lhere is one alone, ho
bath neither child ?or brother," and bia
last day will be tho la*t of his name and
race.
Stales niuo have their last day. ?Whoro
are the thrones of Carthago and Tyro, of
Assyria and ?Egypt, of Macedon and
Rome? All gono, Uko extinct individ
uals and families. After defying the
trickle and tho Hood, the rust and the
battle of centuries, they at last gavejway.
One sun arose on them still breathing,
tho next found them only mutter of
history. In thc interval they had passed
from something to nothing. And other
States occupied their places ; nota few of
whom, in their turn, have expired and
boen laid away in the cemeteries of his
tory.
Also, the world will have its Issi day.
Wo have the best authority for saying
thnt the time wi'l come when the human
race will disappear ina body,from the
earth, and the planet itself and all things
therein he burned up. Also tho best of
authority for speaking of that timo os a .
day, and as tho last day. Tho Book hos
spoken-not merely the analogies. "After -
its wordB they Bpenk not again, and its
F peech drops upon them."
Exactly when this greatest of last days .
will come wo; are not (informed. Tho
month, the year, tho century, the millen
nium even, in which it will occur, is net
foretold.' So little hint is given of its
exact locality In history that its actual
advent will take the world nt largo thor
oughly hy surprise. Liko the springing
of a snare or the coming of a thief will
it be. Up rolU that last sun from tho
East as brightly and steadily as usual.
Men hie them to their business, their
pleasures, without a thought of change
* * * * In a word, all the world, like
the sun, is moving along the beaten high
way of the ages without a thought of its
coming to an abrupt end a few steps far- .
ther on. As it was in tho days before
the flood, when men "wore eating und
drinking, marrying and giving in mar
riage, until the day that Noan entered
into tho ark, and knew not until the flood
came and took them all away, "so shall
tho coming of tho son of mau be.-Du.
E. F. Bunn, in Ecce Terra.
Jesting With Children.
It has been said by some kind of a
cynic that bachelors' wives and old
maids' children are always pinks of per
fection, lt is true that most children
are not agreeable. The poor little things
do require nurses who aro their keepers,
and thus protect grown folks, in a meas
ure, from infantile depredations. In
rainy weather children are inflictions
grevious to be borne in most cases. But
I took my non in hand tc sound a note
of warning tn mothers and nurses ou the
subject of jesting before children and
telling them little untru Grand
mother read aloud from a newspaper this
morning n story of a joke that carne near
proving the causo of serious injury to a
baby. A little sister of tho baby asked
her mother what they should do to mako
it stop crying. Her mother said thought
lessly, "I guess we will havotosewits
mouth up. A few days afterward the
lady was out of the room and she left tho
baby alone with ita little sister. When -
she returned the little girl bad been try
ing to sew up the baby's mouth with a
big darning needle to make it stop cry
ing. Who wits to blamer Tho mother
"did not think."
I have often heard similar joking re
plies made to questions of little one.-.
There is uevor any escuse for . telling a
child an untruth. Ono little girl, being
convinced that Saint Nicholas war. a
myth, sadly inquired of her mother
whether thc ru were really angela and a
Christ or bad she been just making be
lieve about them, too," Children should
be treated justly and as reasonable crea
tures from infancy. No mother can
ufiord to lose the respect and confidence
of her children.
But I must stop before some matron
reminds mo of my immenso and valua
ble store of experience in the. matter.
Besides "preachera" are not Invited to a
seat in this social circle even when in
womanly shape, wherefore I will dis
creetly subside into a signature.-Cor.
Atlanta Constitution.
The Vaina of Cotton Seed FertiHssr-.
In order to find the value of anything
we must refer it to some unit of value or
measure it by some other standard. It
is best for us to use as a standard acme .
of our own homespun productions, and
it is but fair that we should price them
at the sam* rate we are called on to pay.
when we purchase them in our commer
cial markets. And the manufacturera
and Bellera can not object to. our using .
their own wholesale and retail prices on . .
them; and rating our compounds made at
home by their standards.
First, cotton seed-formerly a wanto
and at present a residue from our cotton
crop. They, contain ammonia in the
kernels and potash mostly in the hulls
and let us see what is their .value, taking
the commercial vallie of pure ammonia
at 20 cents per pound, and of potash at
8 cents :
The seed contains 3} per cent'am
monia, 70 ponnds per ton at 20
cents....;.$14 00
The seed contains 90-100 of 1 per
cent, potash, 19 pounds per ton,
8 cents..:. 1 52 .
$15 52
And we have the commercial value of
one ton or 66} bushels of cotton seed at .
fifteen 62 100 dollars, or about 22fc cents
Eer hindu 1. In the oil contained in the
ern cl s there ls not a single cenia worth
of fertilising material, and lt would be
well if our /armera were sp circumstanced
as to hove this extracted as allowing tho
one-third value of oil ns tho cost of ex
tracting; the farmer could realise 6 to
10 conn on the thirds.- thus making his .
cotton seed worth, to him 30 cents or over
per bushel, or making the seed worth
one-fourth tho amount tho lint brings,
and quite as much or moro than the far
mer's profit made on the lint. In the
courso of timo milla for extracting the
011 will doubtless bo no located as to ena
ble o?r farmers to utilizo and get the fall
.raine of this valuable product-Chr.
Pic?c?s Sentinel. j
- A wag, seeing a door n oar ly off its
hinges,in which condition it bau been
some tim?, observed that. when i? bad
fallen and killed some one it would prob
?bl? be hung.