The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, February 07, 1884, Supplement, Image 6

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(KS i I FW i..tfj H sijJs 1 ' ". Judge Wal 1 maujobe of the best k no wn" justices occupying [the United Sjatestcir-. cuit bench, after listening Co aiparty of lawyers the o^ei-day;Kgbt^;bi$pjpe,^ leaned'oack in ;$n"easy chair and said i . "Gentlemen, your stories of. ? cpurtahip. and marriage are quitei interesting 'and romantic, but;^ ^lier^ ? tt|?t|' 1^. is|- se?vetf for me to tell ^^pf'a'jjj*rajrj?>| w^icbj I am inc&ned to; thiok,? .will;\ teach y ou that the common-place marriage bf every-: day life i? not Worthy--of a pTacW idjourj most prosaic novels' or even in pur most spirited conversation., ] .Quito-a?number, of years ago, jirst after .the. war, I '.was ap - ? pointiw Jjjdge of1' a 'southernl cilpculf J Jf attonW>eri;?triclf?!3(9;i)if ^tob^e) of rayvdRty, and although, very,'fond of ladies' society,-yet", in my rounds: I - met very few repre?e^tiv?'^'thJ fair; set who in the Ieast;impressect me. One day, during an o veitfpw, I .creased the ime? about'iwenly-fite miles;below my regular beat, and the stream- was souwollen that by the time I had landed tho sah^had gone down and. darkness bad ? spread it? self over the face of the earth, so far.as I ?could duceroj'dnid tbe-betoin-of jtherwa* ter. Jf 0$ noting am|%^n.Ilan)ifed,J and I made inguyy p^ilxejfejym?h; w|v>t in effect, declared Abi^-.he-terer made geography a ?t?d)j, and that 1< must take iHSS p3S^N?i^ abide D? A^-^^fij -?? - *jV%}} r and after thanking my 'water-yae cn?r.-(' acter' for information which, to say the kastpSwas selfi-apparen t, I turned, .and began a solitary journey through; the woods. ' I h ad not gone far when! I 'came upon a large log house, surrounded' by a well fcerft lonceT and almoat covered iby a; thickjrrowth of wild* vine'.-' I ras'assailed at the gale by??n ai^tfiffi- ^ fury broughtiOPt an old .man:wh'p drove them away, and in a voice of- ton chin g kindness aiiked me what I wanted.---I explaiped my mUfortuWattendantnpan highwater; that I .'wa&Ja.; federal judge trying to reach .an ? appointment. He very cordially invited'me into the house." "A., jedge or constable is1 welcome at my house at sich-a time as this// be said, throwing more1 wood, on the fire, "Pve been cotch out myself and know what it is. So yon are'ajedge ?" . . "Yea, I am a Judge,"holding the office under the United'States government." . "That means y?u**tn't aState jedge V ??Yes." '*;; 'T' jj ; "Wall, it don't" make any difference I wocldn'c help a State jedge no quicker than I would -you. Myra see if th&r's any thing to eat itf the bouse." "I loosed up. arid the girl to whom he spoke stood near ja*. .. She moved away immediately after being' addressed, but not so soon that. I failed to note the ex ? ".reme^beauty' of" her face. I saw ber wealth of fire-light..reflecting hair, her glorious depth bT eye, her ruddy fall'ofr ?he-year'"cheek and" raspberry, mouth. She seemed to-pay "ho; attention to me, bnt obeyed with out. hesitation, Present? ly she reappeared" and; announced that f.here was. soraeth rng - - to eat iti, the;b ou so and &'waa spread^h' tbe table." "Come," he said,.and conducted me to the dining-room.- . > ??'-? "Although Ifwas- very 'hungVy, yet I think that my. appetite could .have been satisfied by allowing my. eyes; to feast on the beautiful' girl who attended' the re? past:' spare-ribs, backbone and mashed potatoes we're excellent 1 admit', but that magnificent face that bent above it aII,"far exceeded. any banquet that I have evefleen?1.? ? :< . .: ? "Myra," said tBe. old man,; after we had gone and;' token position before.the fire, ."hand around the pipes." '? ? ' ' "The pipes- were . brought lao.dv, filled with natural leaf. tobacco.;. 1 We puffed and puffed and talked and- puffed. I told-jay.experi.ence'and the old man told bis. I had beqn;a captain und -it Uncle Sam?Jefferson Davis had made him a colonel. The old- man bad no family ex? cept Myra, his daughter. He seemed as devoted to her,-and quite as mach de? pendent upon her as.Mr.-. Wickfiold was upon Agnes, f had been so much inter? ested in the conversation, and especially with the occasional glances cast at Myra, that I did not think, to ask the.-old man his name until - just-about- the * time we werejeady to go to bed." . " "My name, ^s Jasmire," be said, "I was wonderin'.ifi you were ever,goin' to ask me, an' hanged ef I'd er told; you ef youJbajnX ! Hope you'll sleep well." "rbaoTe,him a cordial' good night, and with one"ribre glance at the beautiful girl 1 followed a negro boy who appeared with a candle, 't.\ "I scarcely remember the conversation of the flext morfcipgr 'I know that 1 saw a beautiful face, that.I sat down when an elfin little band- drew- oat a chair, that I heard tbe music of -'a'sweet voice, and that when I'left; Hooked ? *nt0 8 pair of eyes direct i^-easoestneip. I don't know howl told the old map good-bye. I don't know that I thanked him for his kindness/even after he had refused to accept pay. I don't inow.how I mounted my horse, whether 1 climbed on like all awkward judges do, or whether I was lifted into the air -by-admiration for the girl and sat down-on-the saddle. The truth is,'.'I don't know anything about ifri exceptrtl!at after awhile?how long, I'll' beh?nget^ if IkhoW?I found myself riding-alpng the r?ad, deep in the coo-, templation of a divinely drawn picture, which the very sunlight itself framed and' hudg before nie. ? "i "^he,jrputine of court duty was ver?. dull after:this,, and I longed for the time, when I could wander back to the log house, which to me held such enchant? ment. ? Previously, I had lamented the^. fact I hat I Iliad remained so long a bach-, elojy but now I was glad, because I had fou'rtd an 'ideal. I don't know how many sentimental decisions I made during that session of the court, but I don't think that it would shed the light of very much credit: en.my judicial career, if the coua* ? 1 .-rr?.-1-? i ? ???- - - try should arise and - demand a state- ? ment. ' " ?? . < "After awhile, I went back -to the old log house. I found the old man just' the same. He welcomed me. as though.1 he1 had never seen me before, but with rap? ture, I noticed the gjiil spoke as though she knew me. before, and that she-' waa glad to too me again-. This time.If war determined not; to leave so soon, and the, truth,^tHngered 8eYeraldays. I walked by thttriver with tbe.beautiful creature, and helped/l her to;gather tho kindling wood'at night. I roamed with her morn? ing, at night, and1 at noontide, and to? gether we chased the'rabbit and squirrel, and even the fo*,'wiih"' all' his-shyness,-, didn't always "escape.. our prowess and j skill.01 Not.' among all- -the neighbors' was there such a'girling-,'and I, for myself,, [had. never seen one to compare with her beauty, her grace and . her voice, iWben I spoke of my leaving, the old - man ob? jected, and even -the girl did- slightly demur, but I told . them .that business of pressing importance..was claiming a''en-, tion from North to Sooth.' -The beauti? ful giri.wth rosy^lips footing, declared, in a way that would have paralyzed Paul, that I was so restless and wanted to leave them because, as she thought, I had found, them all dull. I made a. brave effort to go without showing the slight? est emotion on my part, you know, and when the old man seemed so very anx? ious that I should remain, I decided that I'd better go and return within a few daysj'.ssfl didn't care to overdo j t,. you understand. "Well, I went away, not because I real? ly had any business, but because I didn't care to Injure my chances, for by this time,1 you. may knew, I was dead in love with'?Iyra. " "I. ..'couldn't remaiu.but a short time. WheliF returned, they were all glad to see me. Myra. it seemed to me, wanted to kiss me, and I would have kissed her, but I did not have a.good chance. She was more lovely than.ever, and when at night we walked out under the stars, I felt that she loved rae?Idreamed of her. Her growing acquaintance with books pleased me, for I knew, she studied for my sake. The old man, too, seemed changed toward - me. He spoke, when we we're"alone, of family affairs, and told me how glad he .wad that I had come to visit him. I saw that he knew that I was in love with Jiis daughter, and with thankfulriess, I noted that be-encouraged my suit. One night after Myra bad gone to her room, and while the old man and I sat by the fire, the. old fellow removed his gaze from the glowing coals, and looked at me and said: "Myra is the best girl in the worl'." "You needn't tell me that," said I, "for I know it." "Her husban' will be a happy man." "A-glorious man,".I assented. "I hope you will not regret the day when you came .here." "I know that I shall never do so. My? ra and I understand .each other." "You-ao?" '<> "Yes, sir." ? 1 "I am glad of it. Myra is slow to speak out, and I'm glad that you know. Speak in' on the subject, might shock her. Wel(j;g}c>bti night," and be grasped my band^wprmly., "That nigfet I could not sleep. I knew the old man understood my great love for his daughter, and, with a thrill,. I saw-it met his approval., "Next morning . I.was determined to ask for her, so, after breakfast, when be invitedr me ta take a walk with him, I thought that he divined my intention. Myra, tpo, seemed . to know that some? thing was likely to pass between us, for she shook her fist in a:charming way at me when we left the bouse. I looked back and saw her peeping at me with ouch deep, fixed love in her glances, that I thought I ought to go back and kiss her, but I turned to the old man and talked ,io him about the hogs and sheep. I decided to ask him for the girl, and al? though I knew he-would willingly give his consent to our marriage, yet, it was a difficult matter. 'When I get to that tree,' I mused, looking ahead, 'I will ask him?- Just as we'earae to the tree he stopped and said : "You've knowed. my darter for some time ?" "Yes, sir." "Not such a long time, it's true, but so long that we almost.look upon you as one of the family." ? "I am proud to know it." "Tbank you, sir. Well, now, I'll tell you, my darter_ is. gpiu' to be married next' weet, and I want you to be with us." .?"? ? ? f. "To whom ?" T gasped. "To the ferryman' down here. Shea been engaged to him for a long time." "I said nothing as we returned, but Syben f-found the girl alone, I said: V "Don't you'know that I love you de? votedly ?" ?; "Of course, I never knew it, Judge." > j "But I d-i, and I want you to be my vwife." Ii "Judge, I can't. I am going to marry Tom Patrall, the ferryman. I know you are a good man, and I don't want you to think that I won't marry you just because you are a judge. Position makes no dif? ference with me, and if I loved a man, I would marry him, even if he was a judge, just as soon as I would a ferryman, and I hope you will understand that position has not influenced this case, for even though you are a judge, I must say that you have ever conducted yourself as a perfect gentleman." "Why didn't you tell her that you had been ?,-captain in the army ?" said one of the listeners. "I .did," replied the judge, "but she said the ferryman bad been a teamster, and while that she would just as leave marry: a:captain as a teamster, yet she was compelled to turn to her ferryman lover, and now when I tell my wife of the choice, she says,-'Yes, the girl was right in taking the ferryman.' " ? m ?? A Coming Notable Celestial Event Perhaps the most interesting celestial event of the year will be the: opposition of Mars at the end of the present month. There is so much about this remarkable planet that suggest a close resemblance to the earth, and so many of its surface features and of the natural processes occurring upon it are visible with tele? scopic aid, that every time it comes to opposition, that is, gets into a line with the earth and sun, the earth being in the middle, a battery'of telescopes is turned upon it with eager expectation of inter? esting views if net important discoveries. At opposition Mare appears with small telescopic power like a full moon of a ruddy tinge. As the magnifying power is increased' one detail after another of the diversified surface of this distant world comes into view, until it hangs in the field of the telescope a real globe, marked plainly with continents, oceans and islands, and partially covered with clouds. . The first physical features of Mars that come into view are the snow caps sur? rounding his poles. The Southern pole is now inclined toward the earth, and a small telescope, say of three inches aperture, will plainly show the circular, gleaming patch of snow that covers the antarctic region of the globe of Mars. The dark ring surrounding the snow field, and sometimes called Phillip's Sea, is al? most equally distinct, and some of the seas, or spots' that are believed to be seas, can be seen'with the same telescope. With a larger telescope more details are visible, and wich the largest and bestall the various. _features of Martain geography which are represented on some of the wonderfully complete maps of Mars that have.. been -"constructed can be seen. What a surprising thing it W that men have'oeeh able to make maps and globes representing with a bighrdegree of com? pleteness the surface Of a world never much less than 40^)00,000 miles distant from the earth ! " ? i. Large telescopes will, during the present opposition, also be able to show the two tiny moons of Mars, which re? volve close to the planet, so rapidly that the inner one goes through all the changes from new m'oou to old moon in less than a day. [] Another interesting thing about Mars which can now be studied is the mysteri? ous net work of so-called canals which cover a large portion of the planet's surface, particularly in the equatorial regions. The 'idea that there are really canals constructed by inhabitants of the ruddy planet can hardly be entertained when it is known that they are sixty miles atid more in width. One thing seems to be pretty certain ; Mars has reached a much later stage of planetary development than the earth, and if it has inhabitants they may possi? bly have attained a degree of civilization incomprehensible to us. At any rate, it is a wonderful world which now beams as a ruddy star in our wintet midnight sky.?New York'Sun. Senatorial Clerks. The resolution which was adopted by the Senate on Thursday, authorizing each Senator to appoint a clerk, is even more objectionable than the resolution which was submitted by Senator Butler. In that resolution it was proposed to pay each secretary $1,000 a year. The reso? lution which has been adopted gives the new clerks $6 a day during the session. Congress will probably be in session eight months altogether, or 240 days, so that the pay of each clerk will be $1,440 in? stead of 51,000. There aro seventy-six Senators and forty one standing commit? tees. There are, therefore, thirty-five Senators who are to be provided with clerks, as not having clerks already as chairmen of committees. The cost of the new clerks, therefore, will be $50,400 a year. This amount of money is to be taken from the public pocket, in order that the different Senators shall have private secretaries at the public expense. We can see already wbat this sort of thing must lead to. Mr. Belford, of Colorado, demands a clerk for each mem? ber of the House of Representatives. At the rate which is to be paid to the Senatorial clerks,'the clerks for the mem? bers of the Lower House would cost the people between $400,000 and $500,000 a year. Congressmen are fully as much entitled to clerks as the Senators are, and need such clerks quite as badly, both for purposes of patronage and con? venience. The Senate has, it is presumed, a very large contingent fund, and this contin? gent fund it spend* in any way that it pleases. There is no check or restraint. The Senate is growing more aristocratic in its methods every day, and, without counting the new-clerks, the army of hangers-on infthe Senate wing of the Capitol is frighBully. large. The House of Rcpresentatwe ought to give some at? tention to this abuse. Contingent funds are always fruitful sources of extrava? gance and waste, and the committee on appropriations of the House of Repre? sentatives will do well to make the con? tingent fund of the Senate so small that it cannot be used for such purposes as paying for clerks for Senators.?News and Courier. ? "I can't carry this bundle," eaid a wife to her busband. "I can't," the hus? band replied, "for I have to carry the two children." "But you ought to have Borne consideration for me," the wife con? tinued. "You must think I'm a wagon." "Ob, uo, my dear, I don't think you are a wagon. ? wagon holds its tongue and you never do." BILL ARP AT HOME, How he got his Kom de Plume. Having seen several inquiries recently, from some of our people respecting tbe domestic life of Bill Arp, the great Southern humorist, I think it probable that what little information I can give may interest our readers. Just before and during the war, I was attending School at Rome, Georgia, and t was on visiting terms with the family of Maj. Charles H. Smith, ('Bill Arp') then a prominent lawyer of that city. A more lovable family than his, it has never been my fortune to know. Mrs. Smith was at that time a bright and beautiful little matron of about thirty five, surrounded by six or eight hand? some boys and girls, of ages ranging from one and two years to fourteen ; and it was one of the greatest pleasures of my school-days to visit "cousin Tavey," ?as we called her?in her magnificent new home and elegant surroundings, and bear her laugh and repeat the quaint re? marks of Charlie. They were wealthy, refined, and cultivated people enjoying the goods of this life as good Presbyteri? ans ought to?not hoarding them in a miserly fashion.- But the war came on and disturbed the happiness of this fam? ily, as it did thousands of others in our sunny South. Major Smith volunteered with the Rome Light Guards, a company composed of the best young men of Rome and vicinity. Oh 1 tbe sadness and weeping of that day when parents gave up their darling boys ; wives their husbands, and young girls their lovers ; but saddest of all, fathers left families of little children with only the protecting care of the weak mother. Those noble young martyrs whose faces I saw for the last time, wet with tears, I can never forget. The crowd that had assembled to see the last of those who had bidden the dearest ones "good bye" at home, was filled with sobs when the order to "fall in line," came, and "forward march I" was the signal for the company to file down the dusty street out of sight ; next the whistle of tbe engine, the hoarse yell as they left the depot?and they were gone. Two of those who lefc large families were Major Smith, and Bill Arp,?a poor Ferryman of Floyd County, who was very witty, but wholly unlettered, yet withal a true patriot. They went to Virginia, and while camp? ing on Bull Run they heard of Lincoln's Proclamation, ordering the Confederate Army to disperse. This was laughed at by our men, and Maj. Smith wrote a humorous answer to Mr. Lincoln, saying that he couldn't get the boys to even think of dispersing, and having despaired of doing so he had gone off to himself in an old field to calm his patriotism, and try to disperse, but he found that he couldn't disperse worth a cent! He read his letter to some appreciative friends, and Bill Arp was one of the lis? teners. Wheu he had finished, Bill came forward and asked: "Major, are you gwine ter have that printed ?" He answered, "I think so, Bill." "Well, sir, ef it is all the same to you, 1 wish you would put my name to that paper, 'cause them's my sentiments, adzactiy." Thus it was by the rightful owner's re? quest that Maj. Smith adopted the name and exact style of Bill Arp, and over that nom deplume has become world-re? nowned, as much to the pride of the poor Ferryman as if he had earned the reputation himself. Bill Arp, the Fer? ryman, was killed by a fall from a wagon several years ago, but his name will ever be linked with the great humorist of the day, and descend to future generations. After the war, Major Smith gave up the practice of law, purchased a fine plantation in Bartow County, Ga., and is now a progressive farmer. His children are scattered from Maine to Florida, and grandchildren are numerous in the fami? ly. I well remember "Hines," the boy soldier, who went with his father to the army when only fourteen, and Hattie, whose infant dress Mrs. Arp dug up from the bottom of that old trunk some? time ago, and "made it over" for Hattie's first baby; and tbe dear, sweet old moth? er?to whom he so often alludes in his letters?was once my ideal of a noble wife and mother. I have not seen her since the war, but the nice Btrawberry parties which she used to give her chil? dren of my age, and to which I was often invited, is still fresh in my memory. She wonld often reward our good be? havior by relating to us some of the ro? mantic incidents of her childhood, of which we never tired, but were always greedy to hear more. I always listened with wonder at the real romance that was finer and fuller of pathos and felling than any fiction. Pardon me, Messrs. Editors, for the length of my communication. There is so much in this family to interest me that I forgot the length of my letter.? Georgia in Laurensvilte Herald. Death on the Rail. The down freight train on the Colum? bia & Greenville Railroad due here at 4.20 a. m. yesterday ran over and killed a white man named John Bowers, at Kilgore's Hill, four miles South of New berry. The fatal accident occurred be? tween 2 and 3 a. m., but nothing was known of the occurrence until after tbe train arrived in Columbia. The deceas? ed wa3 intoxicated and had laid or fallen on the track. He left Newberry with a flask of whisky in his pocket. When the engineer passed Kilgore's Hill he felt the locomotive jar a little, but thought it was only a slight obstruction which he had passed over. The body of Bowers was mangled almost beyond recognition, and the engine which passed over him was besmeared with blood on the front portion and pieces of flesh were also found about the wheels and truck. An inquest was held and a verdict rendered in accordance with the above facts which exonerates the railroad authorities from blame. The deceased was a brother of Lee Bowers, the postmaster at Prosperity. ? Columbia Register. ? Many Englishmen are settled on ranches in the neighborhood of San An? tonio,, Texas. Among them are an ex General of tho Indian army, an ex-Cap? tain of the British navy and other sol? diers and sailors of rank. ? The health of Jefferson Davis is extremely poor this winter. His eyes give him much trouble and his step is feeble. Marrying: His Own Child. I The strange scene has been presented j here of a clergyman in a fashionable j church joining in matrimony a father and I daughter. The details have just become ; known, and the story is now the chief topic of society gossip. Invitations were issued to a large num? ber of Philadelphia's most fashionable people to be present at the Church of the Epiphany to witness the marriage of Wilson Mitchell, a young gentleman well known in Bociety, to Mies Fanny Elizabeth Kessler, daughter of John Kessler, Jr. At the hour named the spacious church was crowded to overflow? ing and the assemblage was anxiously awaiting the arrival of the bridal party. Presently there was a whisper which ran from the door to the chancel that they had arrived. The rector of the church, the Eev. G. H. Kinsolving, who was to perform the ceremony, stood up and ad? vanced to the altar railings. The deep tones of the organ pealed forth Mendels? sohn's "Wedding March," the swinging doors at the foot of the centre aisle swung open, the six ushers started slowly for? ward, and following them came the bride, attired in traveling costume, leaning on the arm of her father. The wedding had been arranged in the usual English style, and the bride was to be met at the chan? cel steps by the groom, attended by his best man. Eyes which had been fixed on the bride turned towards the door of the vestry room, from which her pro? spective husband was expected to emerge; but the door was tightly closed and it gave no sign of opening. The organ had ceased its music, father and daughter stood bef ) the altar, with the ushers ranged on either side, and yet no hus? band had come forward to claim his bride. The clergyman evidently did not un? derstand the situation, though it was evi? dent from the rustle of excitement which stirred the assembled guests that they were only too well aware that something was wrong. The bride turned pale and clutched her fathers hand convulsively, and the father's face grew scarlet in the suppressed excitement of the moment. The awkwardness of the situation was in? creased when in solemn and deliberate tones Mr. Kinsolving began to read the marriage service. He had mistaken the father for the groom and was about to marry him to his own daughter. The excitement was intense. On every coun? tenance was depicted a consciousness of the situation, yet no one spoke and the clergyman proceeded with the service. When at length he came to the words, "If any man cau show just cause why they may not lawfully be joined together let him now speak or else hereafter hold his peace," there was a noise outside, the door of the nave was thrown violently opeu and Mr. Mitchell, attended by his best man, both nervous and excited aud both ashen pale, came rushing up the aisle. A few words sufficed to explain mat? ters to the astonished clergyman. By some means the vestry door had been locked, aud the two gentlemen were thus prevented from making their entrance when the organ gave them their cue. In vain they had tried to open it and had lost valuable time in the effort. When they finally abandoned the attempt it took them several minutes to get out of the vestry and around to the other door. The ceremony was again begun, and the wedding was duly solemnized, but the shock which the young lady's nervous system received was severe, and for a time it was feared it might be atteuded with serious consequences. Twenty-Four Hours' Prayer. A special to the Boston Globe from Akron Ohio, says: "Harrison Ilaraon lived for many years in Hinckley, Me? dina County, Ohio, and amassed consid? erable property, moat of which was in cash. He would not trust his money to the keeping of a bauk, but bid it about his own premises, keeping the hiding place a secret eveu trom his own family. A short time ago he told his wife that he bad hidden about $30,000 in money and that pretty soon he would inform her of its whereabouts, so that in case of his death she would know where to find it. He neglected to do this, and about a week ago he died of apoplexy. After his death an examination of his papers showed that he had $335,000 in money all bidden about his premises. The most thorough search failed to reveal the hid? ing place, and the widow began to de? spair. Then she was impressed ?vith the notion that if she prayed with faith the Lord would direct her to the place where the money was hidden. On Wednesday she prayed all day and all night. On Thursday morning she was impelled to go to the bee hives, which stood on a bench near the house, aud in the excite? ment of expectation she knocked over one of the hives, disclosing to her view the top of a bench with a pile of large denominations upon it. A search under the other hives resulted in finding a total of $15,000. In the afternoon one of the family dropped a bunch of keys through the barn floor, which necessitated taking up a plauk to find them, and wheu the young man put his hand down he struck a halfgallon fruit jar, which be pulled out to find partly filled with $20 gold pieces. Other jars and a grain bag were also found containing gold and silver, and when it bad all been counted the total amount figured up over $213,000. The widow was overjoyed, and in her statement to the correspondent said she believed that the discoveries were in di? rect answer to her prayers. Never Satisfied. Tbad. Stevens had been conducting an important suit for a wealthy old Penn? sylvania farmer.% During its progress he was the latter's" guest. While stroll? ing over the farm, Mr. Stevens observeu that the farmer's corn crop, which was just ripening, was remarkable beyond anything he had ever seerj. "My friend," said Mr. Steyeus to the farmer, "this is truly magnificent! There is nothing left to be desired in your corn yield this year." "W-e-l-l," responded the farmer, guardedly,'it is purty fair; purty fair. But," and this with a noticeable tinge of sadness, "thar might be a few more cunnels?-just a few more cunnels?at the end of the cob.'' Yanity of Vanities, A few years ago Alexander T. Stewart died with an estate valued at close on to $75,000,000. It was his ambition to found a house which would be recognized for all time as the head of the commercial enter? prises of the United States, and to this end he toiled until physical nature was exhausted. He died foil of years, but his life-long dream was as unstable as an April wind. He bad no son to take up the burden, and his fortune passed under the control of one who was bound to him by no ties of blood. Even his weary bones were denied rest. The price of a huckster was set upon them. The great house of Stewart has almost ceased to.ex-, ist, and a whitehaired woman alone keeps the name from being forgotten. Robert L. Stuart also toiled win a place among the great merchants of New York. He accumulated millions, and his last hours were spent in superintending the construction of a palace in the upper part of Fifth Avenue. He passed away without chick or child, leaving a frail woman the sole arbiter of his fortune. The famous vintages which had made his cellar the envy of the town are now at the call of any who choeses to pay tbe price in tbe gorgeous cafe of the Hoff? man, and a widow in broken health nur? ses lonely thoughts as she sits surrounded by the splendors of the Fifth avenue mansion. A few days ago Mrs. A. T, Stewart was assisted down the broad steps of tbe mar? ble palace in Thitry-fourth street and was driven to tbe brown stone palace of Mr3. Robert L. Stuart in upper Fifth Avenue. It was tbe first time that the two ladies had met since the husband of one had been gathered to dust, and we shall not attempt to say what passed through their minds as they looked into' each others eyes. Slowly they moved from room to room, where were unfolded views surpassing in richness the fanciful creatious of a magician, and yet upon each face rested a sad, far away expres? sion. The woman who sat in the scantily furnished room two blocks from the ave? nue, earning her bread with her need'o, heard the prattle of children, stopped now and then to kiss rosy lips, and she thanked God for having given her some? thing to love. Humble a9 were her sur? roundings, the sun shone brighter for her than it did for the childless widows of. the merchant princes. Verily, Riches, thy name is Vanity \?Turf, Field and Farm. 11 iram Homespun's Ideas About Raisin' Children. A good many folks has somehow gotten the notion that tbe youngest of this here age is just about as bad as they was afore the flood. I am only a plain farmer fell? er, but I have observed a few things, and I don't agree, with those people. The boys of to-day ain't no wuss than they ought to be considerin' the trainin' some of 'era gits. I was only 'tother day 'tell in' naybor Skimmer that he was makin a big mistake with his boys. Skimmer's a good farmer?none better. He farms scientific. But he don't know the science of bringin' up a youngster. Children thrive best in the light, sandy loam of kind words, where it is allus warm and cherry like. After a while, when they gits middlin' strong they ought to be transplanted to the heavier clay of com? mon sense and self-reliance. This will give 'em a will of their own?strength of purpose, you know. I like to see a boy with a will of his own. Some parents is allus afeelin' bad when they see young uns actin' stubborn like. Then they go to work to break the stubbornness with a barrel hoop or hickory switch. They thrash and pound until they beat out everything that's good, and there's noth in' left but a lot of worthless chaff that you can blow anywheres. It'? fearful foolish, that. If the parent had only got the child's will under control instead of knockin'all the spunk outen'em, their boys would have been some use to the kentry. The boys who makes successful men is those who have got lots of push and go ahead, which is nothin' more nor a good strong will that has to be trained to grow straight. Another mistake?and naybor Skinner's makin' it?is to want all your boys to learn a profession. You might just as well try to make a wagon pole outen a tooth pick, or a barn door outen a shingle. They would be dead failures. If you have had to work hard, the boys can work hard too. 8ome of tbe boys won't make good farmers, and them's the one's to make store keepers, book Agents, or lawyers of. But what? ever you do don't choose their profession. Turn a sheep out in the bush and it'll find tbe best grass and purest water. Give your boys a chance, and when they go into the thick woods of life, they'll in nine cases outen ten come out to the clearin' right side up. A Moonlight Sympathy, Algernon?My dearest Endora, you know that as we are so soon to be mar? ried, we Bhoutd cease to live in an en? chanted dream aud begin to take practi? cal views of life. Eudora?I know that, dear, and I have thought it all over much more often than you think. Algernon?You know that I am not rich, and can not afford to keep my bird of paradise in a guilded cage. Endora?It makes no difference, Alger? non. I have ah-eady picked out a sweet little house in thesurburbs, which I know you can rent. Algernon?How good of you, my an? gel ; and then you know that, in order to pay for the furniture, which must be bought on installments, it will not do to keep a servant. Can my darling's pretty white hands make bread and attend to all the other household duties? Endora?Well, no; but I have provi? ded for that, too. Mother's people are staving housekeepers, and she and my three maiden aunts will give up boarding and come and live with us. ? "A baby," says tho New York Journal, "is the oasis of married life." This does away with the popular notion that an oasis i3 a quiet place. ? The Louisville Pott editorially as? serts that "to be a Kentucky horse is as dignified as in oldeu times was to be a Roman citizen." ? A daughter of Mr. John Bennett, who resides near Walterboro, dropped dead recently. ? ANNUAL REPORT OF M. P. TRIBBLE, TREASURER OF - ANDERSON COUNTY, S. C, TO HIS Honor J. H. Hudson, presidir.g Judge of the Court of General Sessions, February Term, 1884, showing schedule of claims paid from the County and School Fonds for the fiscal year ending Occtober 31,1883: COUNTY CLAIMS PAID. ASSESSMENTS. No. Name Amovnt 373 Thos J Webb.$ 126 CO 398 Thos J Webb. 275. CO Total..;..$400 CO COUNTY COMMISSIONERS' & CLERK'S SALARIES. Name ? Amount R M Burriss, County Comiu'r.....$ 25 35 J H Jones, County Comm'r. 31 40 Ezekiel Harris, County Comm'r? 37, 45 J H Jones, County Comm'r. 93 60 R S Bailey, County Comm'r. 105 85 John A Reeves, County Comm'r 00 40 W H Frierson. Clerk. ,4V 00 R S Bailey, County Comm'r. 140' 05 John H Jones, County Comm'r.- 113 05 .John A Reeves, County Comm'r' ltiO'50 W H Frierson, Clerk:;. 16!} 00 Total..$940 C5 JURY TICKETS. No. Name Ainpnnt 2319 W A Geer.,$ ' .' 7. 90 2281! J CHamlin.:.'....'.... 4 00 2327 Thos J McClure.......... 12' 70 2353 D J Sherard. , 4 60 2402 Jas G Riley., ' 5 10 3324 Jeptha Harper. 2t 60 2395 Wm Jones.;....?-. .4 10 2396 A C Keys.;. ' 4 90 231? John Eskew. 12 30 2192'Jesse M Smith. 150 2425 J C Woodland..... 160 2424 B S Tucker. 4 CO 2423 John P Traynholm........ ' 4 40 2415 W A Evans.?1 4 80 234GW A Evans.-. 4 80 2412 Benj F Bowie.;. 3 50 2356 B STucker.....Y................ 4 CO 2403 G L Shrimp. 4 00 2404 A J Surratt. 4 60 2384 Robt Broyles......:...'.. 4 00 2383 D S Branyan.'.. 5 ?0 2343 B F Bowie. 3 00 2357 5 C Woodland. 4 60 2389 Thos B Earle. 2 50 2381 CS Beaty.. 4 50 2213 D M Humphreys;.,'. 3 85 2450 Andrew Oromer. 3 10 2449 W A Chapman...~ 13 50 2410 J Bovce Burriss.......'.. 3 00 2341J Boyce Burriss.. 3 00 2419 Joshua Pruitt. S 40 2282 Joshua Pruitt.... 3 40 2353 T Banks Wright. 4 50 2457 B L Johnson.- 2 90 2278 J C Gantt. 4 30 2347 J C Gantt....:....v. 4 30 2416 J C Gantt..'.. 4-0 2258 Im C Williams.I.i:. \2 SO 2401 J W Poore. 4 10 2391J M Glenn. 6 10 2452 W J Freeman.- 13 80 2237 Wm Harper. ' 3 SO 2468 Charlie Starks.'.. 14 85 2467 Geo Riley. 14 05 2460 W H Long. 14 95 2473 John R Zachery. 15 (0 2455 E M Holland. 14 20 2457 R L Campbell. 14 10 2420 J J Vaughn. 15 00 2459 James W Keaton. 14 70 2465 John V Osnrint. 15 10 2445 R B Brock........ 14 40 2453 J A Emerson..... 14 50 2447 Mattthcw A Cobb. 14 30 2472 Scott Young. 14 90 2442 John Agnew. . 13 95 2444 F M Bonds. 15 CO 2440 Eliab Ambrose. 14 ?0 2466 Wm Pruitt. 14 95 2458 John L Jolly.... 14 20 2441 Thomas A Archer. 13 50 2382 E R Beaty. 3 70 2032 John W Dalrymple.... 2 50 2460 J J Stuart. 14 50 2454 Jas L Geer. 14 10 2464 James A McCallister. 14 80 2463 Wm T Mattison. 15 Z0 2443 Jas S Beaty. 13 40 2323 W T W Harrison. 12 10 2481 W W Martin.... 14 00 2378 P G Acker. 5 20 2397 James A Montgomery. 3 90 2312 L C Clinkscales. 13 35 2407 James H Wansley. 5 20 2406 G S Williford......... 4 20 2405 T W Webb.- 5 60 2399 M E Pruitt. 4 20 2351 Joshua Pruitt. 3 40 2380 John H Burns. 6 20 2344 James A Celey. 5 40 2385 Sam'l D Childers........ 5 30 2275 James A Celey. 5 40 2326 A C Latimer. 5 50 2354 John W Simpson. 4 50 2373 B B Breazeale. 3 60 2285 John W Simpson.? 4 50 2342 B B Breazeale.~ 3 60 2352 Wash Richie.- 5 30 2283 Wash Richie.~ 5 30 2328 G W McDavid. 8 50 2446 John M Craft. 3 75 2328 G W McDavid. 8 50 2379 James M Banister. 4 10 2380 James F Callabam..-.:. 3 70 2375 W C Andrew. 4 50 2409 RE Yon. 5 70 2394 A P Johnstone. 4 50 2392 Benj F Gantt. 4 50. 2393 Jas T Gassaway.- 5 00 2333 John R Wyatt. 13 80 2340 A C Wardlaw. 12 70 2289 T Banks Wright. 4 50 2284 D J Sherard. 4 60 2272 J B Burriss. I 50 2349 D D Gentry. 3 30 2337 John F Watkins. 13 50 2280 DD Gentry. 3 30 2253 E B Rice. 5 ?0 2355 J P Traynholm. 4 50 2388 G W Evans. 4 70 2329WTMcGill. 12 70 2418 J C Hamlin. 4 CO 2277 W A Evins. 4 SO 2274 B F Bowie. 3 03 2276 Ira E Dodd. 5 30 2286 Jno. P. Traynholm. 4 40 2287 B L Tucker. 4 90 2288 J C Wardlaw. 4 60 2311 WB Bailey. 12 40 2321 J Perry Glettn. 9 30 2310 John C Boggs. 13 Z0 2322 L D Harriss. 3 10 2330 G B Robinson. 13 40 2336 James a Woolen. 13 70 2335 J N Vandiver. 12 60 2325 B C Johnson. 14 30 2315 WT Davis. 13 90 2331 J C Rush. 12 70 2376 John D Dobbins. 12 55 2332 W H Simpson. 13 30 2339 J A Wallace. 13 60 2344 John Crews. 12 50 2309 Wm Brown. 12 35 2320GWGrubbs. 13 40 2313 I P Clinkscales. 12 85 2334 Julius Thomas. 12 00 2333 TC Shearer.,. 13 10 2306 James R Ashley. 13 70 2311 W C Bailey. 7 50 2307 E A Bell. 12 15 2377 R Q Anderson. 3 40 2387 B A Davis. 4 20 2398 D A McAllister. 4 30 2448 A R Cox. 14 60 2350 J CHamlin. 4 00 Total.$1165 70 WITNESS TICKETS, Name Amount W Emerson.$ 1 55 Hannibal Jackson... 8 35 Ligi Wilson. 1 30 James Johnson. 3 50 Sam Acker.. 1 55 Geo Poore. 1 55 H Jackson. 6 85 Frank Gambrell.- 1 30 Thos Gary. 2 25 Frank Lyles. 8 00 Geo Ladson. 1 00 Tom Gary. 2 50 Isaac Glenn. J 00 Lucy Owen. 1 55 It F Haynic. 1 40 .IB Kay. 3 10 D E Carlisle. 1 00