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BY E. B. MURKAY & CO._ANDERSON, S. C., THURSDAY MORNING, JANUARY 17, 1884." VOLUME XIX.-NO. 27.
FIELO, FORT AM) FLEET,
Tin- .Mission of I UM Artillery.
"Bring up thc guns !"
Let thc older be heard by a regiment
of infantry crowding to thc rear in a
panic and it will hall the men in their
tracks and make fighters of them again.
There is something in the companionship
of a field battery that makes a foot soldier
braver tiian when his regiment lights
alone. Thc guns may be wasting ammu
nition as they roar and crash, but it seems
to tho regiment on Hank or in rear that
every dischargo is driving great gaps
through the enemy's lines. So long as
the battery remains tiie supports will re- ;
main. Even when thc order is given to j
double-shot tho guns and the infantry
can sec that half the liorsis have been
shot down lie still carril s thc feeling that
grape rind canister will win tho victory.
Tho lo-s of horses, wagons and small
rums is. lightly mentioned in officiai re
ports and tho losers feel no degradation,
but let a brigade lose a single gun from I
one of its batteries, and every soldier i
.eels the shanie. It is next to losiug the
flag presented to a regiment BS it marched i
from home.
AT MK? HASlCSVU I.E.
When McClellan, in his change of
base, took position utMechunicsville, his
left rested near Ellison's mill. For three
hundred yards in front the ground was
open, a part of it being a plowed field.
Two hundred feet in frout of the Federal
lines ran the mill race, which then had
perpendicular banks and contained four
feel of water. Thirty feet back from the
race the Fed?rala had made an abattis of
rails, tree-tops, limbs ami sharpened
stakes. Then came more than thirty
lield-piecea in line, and behind them on
the slopes were infantry sipport.-; three
lines deep.
Pendera brigade, of 1). H. lilli's com
mand, advanced alone to assault ibis po
sition, intending it as a ihn): movement
to turn the Federal left. [They had no
sooner moved out into tie open field
than the artillery had aVulI sweep at
them. Grape, canister aid short-fused
shell were hurled at thcm?i)most by the
ton, and in five miuutes the lour regi
ments which had left covj-r in beautiful
order were little better.than a mob.
However, iustead of retrealng in a panic,
thc men dropped to thegrtund, and be
gan a sharp musketry fire. This was an
swered by volleys from beytnd the mill
race, which literally plowed ihe ground.
Fender bung until the afcauit became
a butchery, thea thc order was given to
retire. Fender's brigade lumbered less
than .'{,000 men, and yet i\ twenty five
minutes its loss was onefixth of its
strength. It was an excepion to lind a
man who could not showlbullot holes
through his clothing, nndjsome of the
wounded were hit three uni four times.
Those who buried thc demi said that of
the 200 or more killed by tb artillery fire
at least 175 wero so torn an< [mutilated as
to bu little better th au a bl?jdv muss.
As Pender was driven lick he met
Ripley's bri)'".do, of the same com
mand coming to his support Lee knew
the position but he must carp' it to turn
the Federal left. This scimi brigade
had less than two thousand men, and,
nuited with Pender, the while strength
was not over five thousand. {Four times
that number would not bar made au
impression upon that positif*.
When Pender had rallied ns men, the
two brigades advanced in jolumris of
assault, breaking cover with k cheer and
on the double quick. The l\lernl guns
were worked with terrible emj?y, but un
der cover of the smoke, and ly crawling
upon hands and knees, the (Infederate.s
reached thc mill-race. IndVd several
hundre?! of them crossed it.i Then, for
forty minutes, there was a teri hie strug
gle. So fierce was the Federi infantry
fire over and through the ab?tis that it
was gradually whittled away.lLimbs ns
large as a man's arm were hark?], chipped
and splintered ns if lightning ad played
over them, .ind the surface oftthe mill
race was covered with splinlrs, twigs
and leaves.
Pender und Ripley could miadvance
beyond the canal in force. TBy could
not maintain their lines w here tty were.
Thc fire from the Federals searcid every
foot of ground, and every milite their
lines were melting away. Wim the
order was given to fall back, theVtiilery
raked them again ns they crol-d he
open ground, and when the niesinally
reached cover, the loss of each rumen
had become amazing. For instan, tin
Fourty-fourtb Georgia, which nuiiered
only about 700 men, lost 838 ollie? and
men. Every field officer was killel and
of the ten captains and twenty listen
ants, only tweive remained. It wi the
same with the Third North Carolinkind
other regiments. \
AT FUAZIEU'S FARM. 1
At Frazier's Farm during this sVe
eventful week, Randall's battery oi'Lx
pieces was on McClellan's right, \l
supported by the Fourth Pennsylvar
The front was an old field devoid
shelter, and the battery was playing iii
the woods half a mile beyond. This ba1
tery so annoyed the Confederates that
brigade was ordered to charge it. Th
Eleventh Alabama had the lead, and wa:
to be closely supported by the other Ihre
regiments. Through Borne blunder th
Alabamians, numbering about seven
hundred ana fifty, were permitted to ad
vauce alone.
They were seen as soou as they broke
covor, and more than one hundred of them
were killed by the artillery as they ad
vanced across the field. The men were
thrown into disorder one moment to be
rallied the next, and finally, with muskets
at a trail and caps swinging in the air,
they nindo a rush straight upon the guns.
As they came near the Pensylvanians
rose up and delivered two or three volleys
right tuto thom. Theso were returned,
and then the final rush was made. In a
minute a wild mob was swirling 'round
and 'round the guns-bayonets driuking
blood-clubbed muskets felling men
thc wounded staggering up to clutch an
enemy and pull bim down.
The guns were won. The Fourth was
pushed slowly back, but as the cheers of
the Alabamians drowned the noise of the
battle of the right and left, the Seventh
Pennsylvania came to the support of the
Fourth. The fight which now took placo
was witnessed by nt least two generals
and haifa dozeu colonels, outside of thc
hundreds in tho ranks. It was two regi
ments to one, but thc Alabamiana had
won tho guns nud were determined ta
hold them. Not n single company formed
in lino-not an officer had a command.
Two thousand mad and infuriated men
rushed ateach other with murder in their
hearts No ono asked for quarter-uo
ono gave it. .
At the ead of twenty minutes thc
Pennsylvanians gave way, not over
powered by numbers but pressed back by
such dare-devil fighting as nobody had
ever witnessed before. The guns had
been taken but there were no horses tc
diaw them away. The captors wert'
making arrangements to draw them away
when there was a rally on the part of thc
Federals. The smallness of the Confed'
crate force suddenly became plain as thc
smoke lifted, and before a gun could br
moved hot dro wns opened from a whole
brigade, followed by a charge. The Ala
bamians were picked up and hurled back
in a broken m&ss, ami tho last of them
had not reached the woods before tho
guns were again playing upon them.
The loss of tiie Confederate regiment was
over 100 men, 100 of whom, including
eight company commanders, died around
the battery.
THE ItKl'lTLSR AT KENNESAW.
The day after the repulse of the Fif
teenth Corps ht Kennesaw mountain thc
Fortieth and Fifty-seventh Indiada,
Ninety-seventh and Twenty-sixth Ohio,
Twenty eighth Kentucky, und One
hundredth Illinois regiments, each num
ber i ut; about 800 men, were selected to
make an assault on a ridge 30U yards in
their front. The lines were formed in
regimental divisions, and while the front
was only the width of two companies the
depth was thirty lines of men in open
order. Ii was in fact a giant wedgo of
(lesli and blood and steel which was to
drive itself through the Confederate
lines.
As tho men stood in lino their oflicers
explained to them in low and earnest
tones what was planned and what was
hoped for. Il was a forlorn hope indeed.
Every mau must have realized that there
would be a terrible loss of life even he
fore the salient was reached, but each
one .seemed to nerve himself for what was
to come. During the twenty minutes'
interval between forming nnd the order
to advance there was almost dead silence
in the ranks. The men leaned upon
their muskets and peered through the
forest in their front which bid the Cou
federate position, and thc supports on the
ranks moved up and into position as if
fearing that their footsteps would disturb
the dead of thc day before.
It was not positively known to thc
federals that the salient was defended
by cannou. The hope that it was not
gave the men more spirit, aa the luy of
the ground-forest, thicket and ridge
furnished fair shelter from musketry fire.
Soon ufler 8 o'clock a siugle low spoken
order brought every man tos? front face.
Tiie moment had come. As tho column
had formed under cover it was hoped to
take the defenders of the salient by sur
prise. The lines were dressed, and in a
moment more were moving through the
woods. From the valleys at tho base of
the Keuuesaw, Lost or Fine mountains
to their crests there is scarcely a level
spot. Tiie sides are covered with forests
and thicket, and thc ground is almost A
suece.-sion of rocky terraces. Over this
difficult ground the great blue wedge
forced its way at a rapid pace, but no
L'hecr was heard-no shouts were given.
"Crack ! crack ! crack !"
It is the alarm from the Confederate
ikitmibhers, who have crept down al
most tr the base of the mountain. They
ire posted behind great rocks and hiddeu
behind ledges. They cannot retreat;
they must surrender or fight it out. They
choose the latter course. Niue out of
?very ten hold their positions until tho
point of ihe blue wedge reaches them and
tirings a savage death with it.
All along the sides of the grim moun
tain the skirmishers bur the way, seeking
Lo detain the wedge and alarm the defend
ers of the salient. Herc and there a
Federal throws up II?H hands and falls
back, but thc column makes no halt. Up
up?up, and now au officer in front waves
bis sword as the slopes of the parapet
jonie into sight. Here the cover sud
denly ends.- From the bushes to the
ia lient, a distance of 200 feet, the ground
bas been swept bare of tree and bush,
ind rocks have been rolled aside.
At thc fool of the parapet is a palisade
-outside of that abattis. Behind the
works aro a thousand muskets-a thou
sand Confederates with fingers on trig
rors. At regular interval* e.long this
ine-250 feet front-are six field pieces,
?ach one loaded with grape and canister.
The men within are waiting. Not an
)rder is given nor a head appears in
tight until thc first line of b'uo is out of
lover.
Now, os if ono finger had pressed the
housaud triggers, a great sheet of Hame
caps forth and scorches and blisters and
ib ri vela the advance. Tho second line
;rowds up over thc dead and dying, the
third una fourth cheer as they come.
N'ow, with a crash ns if a volcauo was
breaking through the crest of the moun
tain, tho six guns belch their contents
into that mass of men sixty deep.
The effort was horrible. What were
nen a moment ago are now bloody shreds
olown against the rocks and scattered far
jver the ground. Some of the gory frag
ments fall upon tLe lines yet half way up
the slope.
Tiie advance halts in confusion-the
rear li tue crowd up. There is another
bloody feast ready as soon as the cannon
3iin be charged. Then comes the order
Lo br< ak lines and divide to the right and
left to get out of range of the artillery.
The men rush forward to the abattis
som i lio flat down-others take cover be
hind rocks.
For fifteen, minutes heroic carnage
holds them before the salient. The Con
federates have them at their mercy. Men
take deliberate aim atm send a builei.
through the heads of the living targets.
When the burial party comes to do ita
work it will find that seven out of every
ten Federals lying before that abattis has
been killed stone dead by a single bullet.
? The fire of musketry might have
Shocked the assault, but aided by artil
lery the assault became a butchery,
?rape and cannister searched out spots
lc ure from bullets, and men in tho very
.ir ranks, who did not even catch Bight
. the abattis were struck down by the
?si missiles. No assault could have
naught out more nerve and heroism, but
?las thc wave dashing against a rocky
\ hen the men had fallen back to their
orinal positions the roll of dead and
wi&ded was a shock to those who had
esoled. Noone had blundered. John
stol lineB were there, and they must be
car?l by assault. Sherman was look
ioglf a weak spot to drive a wedge into.
Tbolsalient was one of the strongest
poit&n the Confederate line.
\ M. QUAD.
ft Dead .Subscribers,
It isjd at all times to have to chroni
cle thdfcath nf friends, but it is espe
cially Atmid scenes of gayety and fes
tivity. Y is with feelings ol this nature,
duringChristmas holidays, that we
bring o?vi ves to tho discharge of the
painful ty of mentioning the decease
of severkYof our subscribers who have
recently lpne to "that undiscovered
country In whoso bourne no traveler
returns"-*, least we are left to infer
that such ft heen their fate for they prom
ised faithBy, if their lives were spared,
to settle ?fr indebtedness by Christ
mas, andV we have not heard from
them, andSjarded them as honest and
truthful mt w0 can reach no other con
clusion th?jjat they have gone over to
the great i Ari ty. How sad 1
- "I'm Ag to plant my foot down,"
said the Infi of the house in wrathful
tones. "Vfit 'yer going to raise,
corns?" intlogated the man of the
Lousia from hind his paper.
DILL ARI?.
Ul? ?ood Breakfast-Helping his Wiro to ,
Clean r>>.
&JUthern Citl'icator and Dixie Farmer.
Mr?. Arp ad an uncommon good
breakfast ibis morning. There wa? a
dish of baked eggs at my plato, which
she knows I nm fond of. While tho
house was being cleaned up I noticed that 1
the oeds were not touched, and so I told
lier I would help but she said no sho
wanted them taken out on tho piazro to
sun, and so 1 took 'em out, and then sho i
asked me to lake out tho bedsteads and !
the bureau and the chairs aud the sewing
machine and all, as she wanted to clean !
up a little. Cleaning up a little is tho
old, old story at my house. Wheu I got
through I sat down on the front pinzzo
with my pipe to ruminate a little and
rest from my arduous labors. Pretty
soon she brought me a broom and a rake
and a twine string, and asked mo to tie
tho brooni-haudle onto tho rake for sho '
wanted lo sweep down tho cob-webs from 1
tlie walls. I understood all that, and so
I 'icu it on and swept 'em all down my- 1
sj:/ and retired to tho pinzzo as usual.
About the time I had my feet stuck on '
the banisters, she brought out a hammer 1
and a paper of carpet tacks aud laid 'em 1
down on the table beside me and smiled.
These movement? reminded me of tho 1
carpet that abo had lieou threatening to
put down in thc big family room for a 1
month, und ii there is any household '
work that I do despise to do it is putting 1
down a carpet. I can't double up aud (
Iwist around like I used to. I gave an 1
involuntary groun and a grunt or two 1
and went to work. Ali?*'- darkey had 1
ul ready brought up a pass.. "* hay from 1
tho barn, aud so we picked it all over 1
and got out all ibo little woeds and '
coarser pieces nod spread it nicely upon 1
thc floor, ?'ni thto I unrolled the carpet <
from the middle each way and went to 1
work on ono side uailiug it. It had to 1
be stretched and fitted all around and '
tho edge on the hearth was the hardest. 1
of all, ior Mrs. Arp watched every tack 1
und if it was a fraction of an inch out of I
linc she saw it and I had to keep pulling '
and turning under the edges, nod when I f
was on it I couldn't pull it and I couldn't *
get oft' it for the wail, and so it was get 1
up and get down, and work sideways and I
crossways,, and all sorts of ways, and I <
mashed my fingers and cramped my '
knees aud twisted off my suspender hut- '
tons, but finally the work was done to 1
lier satisfaction sorter, and I managed to 8
get up and stand up and he thankful to
tho Lord for his mercies. By the timo .
we got all the furniture set back again ^
and the beds made up the day WOB half i
gone und the children came home from (
school und forgot to wipe their feet at a
the door and the dogs followed them into I
the house und they all began to track 1
around with their muddy feet, but they C
didn't truck long. They are iu the
cautious state right now and so am I-I I
think I will get some old hagging and 1
put it down over the carpet so as to save *
consequences. I wish that we men were 11
as neat and careful as thc women-no I 1
don't either, for then we wouldn't be r
much account out of doors and would [
degenerate into dudes as they cull 'em, .
but I wish we had mora regard for neat- t
ness than we have. Mrs. Arp says she v
don't believe that I would wash the win- 8
dow glass until I couldu't see out for tho v
du?t and fly specks, and the dogs would j
sleep under the beds and the spiders and I
lizzards would live in tbo closet. But *
she don't mean that I kn:w, and is just 3
talking after the manner ul nice respsc- 8
table women. Put I don't see any use I
in cleaning up so nindi-why it takes au t
hour every morning to clean up the furn- 1
i!y room for she wi il luke everythiug off 1
of the mantel-piece and the books off of (
the shelves, and wipe off all tho little I
clean dust that has settled around, and v
the ashes must be taken up every morn- I
ing and the hearth has to have a fresh '
coat of Spanish brown about twice a 1
week and the water buckets must be c
scoured, and every few days I have to f
take down the pictures so that she can 1
wipe off the frames, and the leaves have 8
to be swept out of the yards as fast as c
they fall. She had her little flower gar- I
den all raked and swept mighty nice
yesterday,and I come running in to her 1
room excited and told her another leaf 1
had blown down, and I just did have )
time to dodge the scissors she, throwd'd at 1
me. I told her one day that the Scrip- }
tures said man was made out of dirt, arid j
ehe said that she reckoned he waB but {
that woman wasn't. I wish I was rich- I
I wish I was rich for her sake. I would 8
build hera marble palace and fence ont '
every bug and spider and fly, and- have <
tho walks laid with marble and the (
ground ali covered with grasa and flowers '
and evergreens. She would get tired of 8
it I know in a month, and then I would 1
sdi out and come back to the good old '
dirty home. Folks were not made to en- '
joy fine things all the time-our best 1
pleasures come from contrast. We '
wouldn't enjoy new things if they didn't I
get old and faded. {
There is a power of comfort in having J
some new thing occasionally-new cur- '
tains, a new carpet, a new lamp, new 1
clothes, new chairs, a new sewing tua- <
chine, or a new stove to cook on-it <
won't do for things to last too long. We <
get '"-ed of seeing the furniture in the 1
same pinces in a room and it is a relief '
to move the bureau to the other side. '
Even the land we cultivate wanta a '
change of crops and the stock wanta a <
change of diet. The birds and the beasts <
change their haunts, churches' change <
their preachers and people change their ]
rulers, and some folks would change their
wives if they could. I don't believe in
living in a house too fine for comfort, or 1
having furniture so fine the children are I
afraid to touch it. The Scriptares Bay
that even the Sabbath "?as mean for mau ,
and not man for the Sabbath, and so a \
house ought tb be made for man, too, and ,
not man for tbo house. But a woman
deserves a nicer house and nicer things
than a man, for she has more refined
tastes and she has to live and stay in the
house more, and can't get away from it .
-it is her abiding place and ought not
to be her prison-it ought to be made as
pleasant and inviting to her aa possible.
Beautiful pictures ought to adorn the
walls and handsome curtains th6 win
dows, and the clock ought to strike with
a silver tone, for she has to hear it all
the day long. The front yard ought to
have a welcome shade and plenty of
flowers and evergreens, and the piazzo
ought to be adorned with jessamines and
a good husband will provide all these if
he can-that is my creed and my ambi
tion, and Mrs. Arp says she reckhis I do
the best I can considering.
BILI. ARP,
- Very few men are so stingy that
they will not share a kiss with a pretty
girl.
- Canada has the largest national
debt of any country in proportion to its
peopb. "
- Cain waa the original friend, of the
newspaper man,, for it was he who first
raised a "club."
- Fate ia the friend of the good, the
?;uido of the wise, the tyrant of the fool*
sh, the envy of tho bad.
PIKE COUNTY FOLKS.
A Singular Character who Lives In th?
1'cnuBylvaula Mountain?.
A Pike County, Pa., correspondent of
tho New York Time* gives thc following
incident/, ?u tue life of Jerry Greening,
one of I ho family charged with shooting
a uinv. in Dingmau Township. Ho say* :
Tho Greenings live by huntiug, fish
ing, acting us guides to visiting sports
meu, and by thc sale of railroad ties,
hoop-polcs, cord-wood, tun bark, ?bin*
knr-es, and other products of the woods,
which they have ransacked and stripped
for miles around, irrespective of owner
ship or title, Some member cf tito
family-and frequently two or three of
them at once-has been defendant in a
criminal suit of some kind, generally
assault aud battery, at nearly every term
of the Pike County courts for 25 years.
They aro vindictive and unforgiving, aud
any neighbor of theirs, or any other rcsi
Jeut of tho coumy, who has given them
cither real or imaginary cause for a
"grudge" against him, knows that Booner
or later he will be made to feel their
vengeance in ono way or t Bother. Old
Jerry, although as hale, hearty, tough
and active at 7o as he wa? ai 40, has been
jomparatively quiet and non-aggressive
for l? years past. Previous to that his
?ppearanco in Milford, or any other
village, waa sufficient to excite general
uneasiness, for it was well understood
that before he started for home there had
lo be a fight, and that it would have but
ano.'result-the unmerciful licking of
tonio uufortunate townsman at old Jer
ry's hands. It was his boost that bc had
never yet niel a man that was "enough"
for him. One day in 1867 he entered
thc Piks County House in Milford, and
ivas looking for a fight. He was uoisy
ind abusive as usual, and terrorized al!
who were present. The landlord was a
itroug young man, br* peaceable and
ion-combatant. Ho endeavored to
piiet old Jerry and induce him to start
Tor home. Jerry then turned bin atten
Jon to the landlord, and declared that
io would whip him. He proceeded to
:arry out his intention, but the landlord
rot in one blow between Jerry's eyes
hat felled him like an ox. The aid of
i physician had to be called in to restore
lim to consciousness. When he recov
ired he walked out of tho hotel without
i word, got into his wagon, and went
mme. From that day he quit drinking,
ind bas never been knot*n to seek a fight
ince.
In old Jerry Greening's younger days
ie was the terror of the whole region.
There was one man iu the township,
lowever, that he was afraid to "tackle."
)ae Fall, a backwoods preacher, known
a the "Mountain Hanger," opened a
?rotracted meeting in the Bchool-house,
bree or miles from Greening's.
)ne Sunday, as Greening was hunting
leer in the woods, he met a neighbor
vho was also a noted fighter. Thin
leighbor told Greening that if be wanted
o see some fun to come along with him,
is he was going over to the Behool
muse to "bust up" the meeting, because
lis wife had got religion and spent too
nuch time at the school house. Green
ng went along to see the fun. When
hey reached the meeting the services
rere at their height. The two men
talked in. Tho aggrieved neighbor
valked straight up to tho preacher, who
vas a tall, wiry, big-fisted man, and
loldly announced that he had come there
o "lam" him and "bust up" the meeting.
L'he preacher paused in hia sermon, and,
topping up to the intruder, caught him
>y the collar and Sung him bodily out of
he window. He did not come back.
Che preacher knew that the man was
i?ld ia almost .vi much tenor in the
iommunity aa Jerry Greening, and that i
irobably no one else iu thc township i
vcuid dare to fight him, and BO tho <
ireacher thought to make a strong point '
villi his congregation, and, walking back I
o iii? post behind bis desk, solemnly de- <
:lared that it was entirely owing to the j
>ower of religion that ho had been able !
0 so quickly vanquish his assailant, and l
iBserted that any one in the audience I
lould have done the same thing if they <
lad faith in religion. i
The effect on Jerry Greening of the i
reacher's summary disposition of tho j
loughty disturber of the meeting was i
vouderAil. If religion could do such <
vonders aa that, he thought-as he says ;
Himself in relating the story-it was I
ust what be wanted to help him out in i
1 fight with the one man in the township
.hat be was afraid to "tackle." So that
ame night he "went forward" and joined
'the mourners." The news that Jerry
dening was getting religion spread all
iver the country, and added greatly to
he success of the revival. Jerry the
lecond night after he went forward an- ,
lounced that the next 8unday he would
;el! his "experience." One of Jerry's
Hinting companions was on his way to
be woods that day after deer, but when
ie board that Jerry was to tell hia ex
>erience be stopped in at the school- i
muse to hear him, notting his pun down
>y the door. While Jerry waa giving
m experience the baying of a Hound ,
ivas heard off on the ridge. Jerry kept
in talking, but began to prick up his ears <
ind crane his neck around to look out
>f the window in the direction from
.vhich the hound's cry came. He knew
the dog waa bringing a deer straight
.oward the school-house and that it would
trop the creek at a well-known run-way
)nly a few yards distant. The hound
aune nearer and nearer, and presently
Jerry saw through the window a big
five-pronged buck tearing down the hill.
This was more than be could stand.
"There's a grest big five-prong bucle,"
bo shouted, "and my gun ain't within
four milo o' here 1"
He rushed from the school-house, and
seeing tho gun the hunter had left at
the door he grabbed it and made for the
creek. Before he reached the run-way
be heard a shot and knew that some one
bad shot the deer. It was bis dog that
bad driven the deer in, and he made up
his mind to go and claim at least part of
the deer. When he got to the spot there
the deer lay dead, and standing over it
was the one man in the township whom
be was afraid ho could not "lick." He
laid claim to the deer thongh, and the
man said that if he got that deer be
wonld have to whip him first. Jerry
then thought of the "power," and saying
to himself; "I kin lick him, for I've got
religion," pitched in. In less than three
minutes Jerry was the worst whipped
man that over lived in Pike county. He
went home and told his wife that "if
thete wa'n't no more good in religion
than that they sight go to thunder with
it." He never went to meeting afterward.
- An Indianapolis man muzzled bia
wife with a baso- bal 1 mask. She couldn't
bite, but her tongue could, aa.be soon
found out to bia sorrow.
-- A New York paper aska : "Who
are the fools ?" and ft baa received notes
from over 1,000 married men asking if *.t
moana to insult them.
- "Don't trouble yourself to stretch
your month any wider." aaid a dentist to
bis patient. "I i-J tend to stand outside
when I draw your tooth."
THE EVERGLADES OF FLORIDA,
Au Irreclaimable Kegton, I'sclons for uuy
Purpose?
NEW ORLEANS, January 0.-The
Times'Democrat nr i nts n detailed account
of its Florida everglades expedition.
The report is written by Major A. 1'.
Williams, who commanded the expedi
tion. lt tills ten columns. The explor
ing party consisted of twelve persons
six white and six colored. They look
with them six Racine canoes. They |
went by steamer, on October 17 last,
from Cedar Keys to Punta Kassa, Fla.,
where they took lo their canoes and pro
ceeded up to the Caloosahatchie Kivcr
to Lake Okeechobee, a distance of about
ninety miles, arriving there on the 1st of
November. ?Skirting the Western and
Southern shores of the Okeechobee, they
discovered eight large streams (lowing
into tho dense saw grass swamp that hor
dern on thc Everglades. Entering otu;
of these streams, which was named tho
"Times-Democrat," thc expedition pro
ceeded to its head, somo threo miles, on
the 10th of November, and began tho
tedious work of cutting its way through
the swamp to the ?aw grass. Tho dense
ness of this swami? ,,la>' he imagined
from the fact that the party traveled on
an average only about one quarter ol a
milo a day. Myriads of huge alligators,
snukes, leeches and poisonous bugs were
encountered. Thc leeches were especi
ally troublesome, covering thc legs of
the men, and demanding special atten
tion. Emerging from the swamp, they
entered tho saw grass, which grows from
ten to twelve feet high, and which is
very dense, with sharp edges that cut
one way and saw the other. This grass
the party fired and pushed forward over
thu Htuble. The stubles grew in water
about threa inches deep, thu mud beneath
being seemingly without bottom. The
labor of pushing the canoes over this
character of tho country was inconceiva- 1
bly great.
Atter traveling duo South some ten
miles the party struck an innumerable
number o? ..mall lakes or ponds, most of 1
which were twenty feet deep, filled with 1
alligators and tho finest tish. About
thirty miles from Okeechobee the party 1
entered the grass waters of the everglade's 1
aud encamped on an island-the first dry
land encountered after leaving thc lake. 1
The only trees on this island were tho 1
custard, apple and wild fig. Tho pro- 1
gress ot tho expedition from that time '
was moro rapid. They paved through 1
thornlands of small islands, some of which '
were slightly submerged, and all of which 1
were covered with large trees and luxu- 1
riant foliage. They camped on thc night 1
of December 1 on Cabbage Island. In '
the Southern glades there was an abund
ance of wild fowl, deer and fish. No ?
Indians were encountered by the party, 1
although smoke from their fires was 1
seen, and they seemed to hover about in 1
the distance. Near the head of Shark's
River, in the extreme Southern glades, *
tho progress of the expedition was great- 1
ly retard? ' by limestone boulders, which *
cropped out everywhere above the surface I
of the water, and over which it waa I
necessary to carry the canoes. The head I
af Shark's Ki ver was reached on Dcccm- ?
ber 5, and the expedition, sailing down,
debouched into Whitewater Kay, on the 1
?rulf coast, about thirty miles from ('ape <
Sable. The distance traveled from Lake 1
Okeechobee to thc gulf was about 140 '
miles. The wholo distance traveled in '
canoes was nearly .'WO miles. There is 1
no special current in the waters of the *
?verglades, but nn almost imperceptible 1
[low of water toward the South. But 1
few Howers were discovered, and these <
were of simple? varieties, such as water 1
lilies and other flowers found in the
marshes ail over Florida. The only *
snakes seen were moccasins. The mos- t
?uitoes were only troublesome at night. I
The expedition has established tim fact
that the everglades, from Okeechobee to /
Cape Sable, aro worthless io. any pur- j
pose of cultivation; that they romain no 1
large tracts of land abovo water ; that
they cannot be succossfuily drained, and
that the establishment and maintenance
sf a telegraph line along the route
traversed would be impossible. The ev
arglades, and especially the Northern
glades, are a vast swamp, irreclaimable
and useless for any purpose. The only
cultivatable portions of the Southern
peninsula lie on the Atlantic and gulf
coasts, with this vast morass between
them.
Consistency.
Oonsistcncy ie a jewel, thc world over ;
and like all other jewels it hus its coun
terfeits and imitations. Here as else
where, the imitation is so nice that wo
often take the counterfeit for the original
virtue.
The man who formerly pursued a par
ticular line of acton, or advocated a cer
tain policy which he has now abandoned,
in not necessarily inconsistent. John C.
Calhoun exposed himself to the charge
of inconsistency-a very gravo charge
T?Lor. biought humo io a statesmun-by
changing his well-known views on ques
tions of public moment. He turned s
complete somersault on the tariff ques
tion. Once a protectionist, he became a
fr"o-trader of the straitest of the sect of
Nullifiers. But ho was not on this ac
count necessarily inconsistent.
At the recent session of tho ?eneral
Assembly certain members who had ad
vocated the establishment of the railroad
commission, advocated the bill which
sought to deprive tho commission of thc
power to fix rates, thereby, in great
measure, emasculating it. Those mem
be ra were promptly charged with incon
sistency. Ono of them has met the
charge with the declaration that he
changed his line of action because it was
right to do so, and ho "would rather be
right than consistent" in the mistaken
sense. He is right.
Important questions often demand leg
islation in our country, which are so hard
to understand in all their relations, that ?
what one is disposed to call his convic
tion is not undisturbed by doubt. And
the man who has advocated any measure
or policy should not adhere to it after he
is convinced that it is wrong, merely to
escape the charge of inconsistency.
Those who study legislation as statesmen
aro bound to do, are likely to change
their views on certain questions-and
they should not be too timid to act ac
cording to tho chango when the public
good demands it. And tho false pride,
or stubbornness, or wantonness which
teaches otherwise should be condemned.
A well known libing philosopher say?,
"The man who can't change his mind is
a fool ; but the man who won't change
his mind is a much greater fool." This
sentiment is correct; no ono will con
vince the public that he is endowed with
all the cardinal virtues, by doggedly ad
hering to his expressed convictions.
The man who votes for protection while
he believes free-trade to be right, is in
c?ssistent. The man who applauds vir
tue but practices vice, ia inconsistent.
The man who approves the right, bot
follows the wrong, is inconsistent. But
the man who finds that he has been fol
lowing the wrong, and at once changes
for the right, Is honest and manly.
Ncioberry Herald.
Jtlsfii From thc Dead.
Just twenty years SRO to de.y the
Thirty-seventh Virginia Regiment, under
Col. Hob. Claiborne, now Prosecuting
Attorney of tho St. Louis Court of
Criminal Correction, sallied forth from
Moorhead, Va., to meet that holy terror
of all Confederates, the celebrated
"Sloncninn Brigade." Ccu. tStoueman
was on his famous raid, tho object of J
which waa to assail Leo's army in tho ?
roar, while thc army of the Potomac it- j
tacked him in front. Ho had already ,
met and whipped half-a-dozen hands of
rebels, and Cul. Claiborne's regiment
wi-.s tlio most formidable antagonist ho
had yet ecountered. Tho- engagement
was not nn important one, and Purvis*
"Hccord of tho Rebellion" is tho only
history of the war which mentions it.
Out it was remarkable for the daring
bravery of two men, who proved them
Helves tho only true soldiers out of a
whole company. In the early purt of
the day Col. Claiborne's regiment was,
with the exception of one company,
bearing tho whola brunt of Stouemau's
terrille onslaughts. Hy !l o'clock in tho
afternoon tilt? linc body of tuen which
that morning formed tho Thirty-sevouth
regiment had been reduced to a mere
handful. They hud been decimated
again and again. Ono moro attack and
not a soul would havo beeu left. With
thu best of their men either killed or
Wounded, and thc balance ready to suc
cumb with fatigue and wounds, there
seemed no possibility of escapo for any
ono. Hut suddenly thc missing compa
ny appeared on the field, and though
even with the re-enforcements, tho light
wan hopeless, a shout of relief went up
from rho wearied and bleeding survivors.
There wa>< only one ebonee for them, and
their commander was quick to seo it.
In a Hash lie had leaped from his horeo,
und, calling on tho now arrivals, he
dioutod : "Every man dismount and
follow mo 1"
But at that moment tho hluo coats of
Stonetnan's bridado appeared over the
crest of the hill in front, and tho cheers
of tho Union soldiers were ringing in
tho earn of tho Confederates, lu vain
did their Colonel try to rally them and
urge them on. Tho solid line of steel in
front was too appalling, and altnoBt to a
man they broke and fled. A second later
ind Col. Claiborne found himself desert
ed by all his men but ono. That man
was a rough back-woodsman from North
Carolina, whom ho had, but a short time
before, taken from the ranks and promo
ted to a Captaincy for brave and daring
conduct on tho battle held. His name
ivas Hoberta, and an bc pressed close he
tide bin commanding officer he Bhoutcd :
Til stay by you, Colonel, if I lose every
hop of blood in my body." The wordB
(vere hardly out of hi? mouth before be
fell full length on tho ground with a
-?flo ball through hischcHt.
The next moment Col. Claiborne was
lurrounded by tho boys in bluo and cap
tured. Ho afterward reported to the
'onfedcrato Government the death of
Uapt. Roberta, and from that day until
resterday, exactly twenty years, he has
leard nothing of the mau who aided
tim in his charge ou Stonetnan's brigade.
Yesterday morning Col. Claiborne,
vhilc looking over his lotter?, carno to
v.;e with tho postmark "Raleigh, N. C.,"
uldrcsscd in lead pencil to Maj. Q. R.
Claiborne, St. Louis. Un opening it tho
irst thing he saw was tho name Capt. T.
II. Roberts. Jumping to his feet he ex
?laiiiied to a bystander: "My Cod, I
lave, got a letter from the death I saw
his mau shot and killed with my own
.yes at the battle of Morehead, Dec, 31,
j>litt, and hore ho is writing to nie."
Tiic letter, however, explained how
'apt. Huber's escaped, and ns all the
?ireumstnneca are so remarkable, it is
traduced herc verbatim :
RAI.EIQA, N. C., Dee. 26.-Mai. Clai
tourne : I have been trying to find out
,'our address ever since the war ; have
isked hundreds of people about it, and
lave only just ?uecceded. I believe I
vould rather see you and talk to you
han any other man on dod Almighty's
:nrth. Do yul remember when you rode
ip to me a* ? made mea Captain at tho
jottle of Orange Court-house? I waa
>nly a tarheel soldier before that, but
when you done what you did I ?rould
lave died for you. Then do you remem
ber tho fight at Morehead, when you and
[ started alone to charge Stoneraan's
l?rigude? I tell you that fellow Stono
nan was tho worst CUBS in tho whole
i'ankco army for us fellovs to tackle
[lut that d- company of mine.
Wan't. thc meanest, most cowardly
jf- you ever saw? i toll you they
were thc worst Cod Almighty ever had a
sand in making. No decent man would
liavo run oil' and left yon in the lurch
;he way they did. if they bad felt like
ne they would have died, or?ry d-n
mother's son of them, first.
You thought I wan dehd, didn't you?
Well, Pm the healthiest de?-d man in
North Carolina. I got an ugly wound
in that scrimmage at Morehead, and
never did know hov/ it all turned ont,
but long after you had all gone I carno to
and found a boss there and managed Co
Bret on to him and ride until I found
tome friends who took caro of mo and
brought me out O. K.
Now, Major, 1 want you to write ms a
long lotter, and tell meal! about yourself ]
und what you aro doing. Your true
friend, CAPT. T. B. ROBEBTS.
Overseer at the Stato Prison, Raleigh,
N. C.
Capt. Roberts ?peaksof Col. Claiborne
as Major, because he first knew him be
fore he was made a Colonel. The latter
said to a O lobe-Democrat reporter yester
day that he should Bpeao most of bis
time to day writing to his old comrade.
Poor John Carlisle.
Much might be written of Carlisle.
Only forty-eight years old, he is a self
made mau in a double sense, for be bas
remade himself within tho last twelve
years. At thal time it seemed as if his
lifo had been lived out and that the coils
of drink would never be loosened from
about him until he rested with Menifee
and Marshall, and tho host of other
bright Kentuckians who have graves in
tho island where the Circe lives. Frank
fort is about as demoralizing to young
fellows as the Sonora Mountains to the
Arizona Indian, and he had already serv
ed two terms in the Legislature and was
then, at thirty-six, Lieutenant-Qovernor.
There were few who did not think that
this would be the end of it. There was
no Cassandra to hear the whisperings of |
thc gods about him. It was "Poor John
Carlisle." . '
Suddenly he shattered his cops and I
placed a seal upon desire and became, as
ever since he has remained, a devout
churchman and an exemplar of the
strictest temperance. There waa surprise
in the town when more and ' more ft
carno to be seen that the change was
not tho freak of a headache, but gravely
made and meant to last a lifetime. Bat
so it waa. He shrank from all fanaticism
and wai as bl I tho as ever, but the club
rooms missed his epigrams and his books1
grew thumbed with use. The comrade
bad become a aluden t.-Louisville Letter
in the San Francisco Chronicle.
How a Station Agent Prevented a Dis
astrous Collision,
"A one armed man for emergencies
every time," exclaimed an old railroad
official, in the heat of an argument on
the prevention of collisions and other
accidents. I never knew ono to fail in
limo of danger. Tho loss of an arm
seems to increase their wits, and I can
oamo several instances of their display
of nerve and invention when other men
wero of uo uso. Do you remember Ross
Marchman? No? Well, I'll tell you the
kind of fellow he was when he worked
under mo on the Piedmont Air Line
Road. Thcro is, not far from the South
Carolina lino, a small town called Se
wanee. It is several hours' ride from
Atlanta, Ga., and contains about SOO
people. The telegraph operator at the
depot is station ageut, expresa agent,
ticket agent, truckman and porter. In
fact, he runs the wholo business, and his
i:) a . responsible position. He often
works all day and all night, and it is a
terrible strain to keep up with tho work
in the busy season. Ross Marchman was
telegraph operator and so-forth at Se
wanes. Ho was about twenty-two years
old, and had lost his right arm. How in
tho world he ever managed to perform
his multiplicity of duties js a mystery,
but was never found wanting in any ot
tho qualifications necessary to a success
ful accomplishment of every task.
Wo all had confidence iu Marchman,
One night in November, 1882, ho was
sining half asleep over his key, worn out
with; fatigue, when bo was aroused'by
hearing himself caller' by the train dis
patcher. He auswerei and the following
order came over the ires: "Side-traes
No. 12, North-bound. Sewanee, 1 a. m.
Hold for extra No. 8, South-bound, 1,04
a. m." Thcro was notbiug unusual in
the order. Marchman "O K'd" it and
tnado the necessary preparations for flag
ging down No. 12, which, being a .brough
freight, did not stop at way stations un
less signalled to do so. The night was
lark and stormy, and the wind hiew in
rusts, driving the rain into every crack
ind crevice. The track from tho North
past the station had a heavy down grado,
ind it was the custom for engineers to
)low a long bloat on tho whistlo when
heir trains croaBed the summit, como
?alf a milo away. No. 12 was on time,
md when Marchman heard the blast ho
ook his lantern hud went out on the
.rack. Tho headlight rose over the sum
nit like a full moou climbing the hills,
md flashed down tho milo. Tho rain
:nmo down in torrents, the wind whistled
>ast the corners of the Btntion with an
>minous sound, the train came thunder
ng on. Marchman raised Hu lantern
ind swung it across tho track, but before
he signal could be given a fitful gust of
vind put out the light. The train was not
?00 yards off, and nad not slackened its
peed. There was no time to get another
ump. It was a moment of horror to the
>oor operator. No. 3, with its freight of
lassengers, was coming just beyond the
own-tho two trains would meet-collis
on-destruction-death-all passed bo
oro his mind like a flash of lightning.
Jo felt tho quivering of the ties beneath
lis feet as he stood in the full glare of
he light, now fearfully close. Suddenly
>is band Bought his pocket ; tbero was a
lash, a sharp report of a pistol, and a
mild went crashing through the bead
igbt. The lamp was extinguished, and
is tho engine passed him, Marchman
hrew the pistol into the cab window.
Well, the train was Btopped, and the
onductor, coming forward to see what
vas wrong, reached Marchman just in
imo to receive his orders, when the lat
er, overcome from the terrible strain, fell
0 tho ground. The train was ruu into
he siding, and No. 3 dashed by at about
orly miles an hour. Not a passenger
Ireamed of what had happened. Of
ourso we remembered Marchman in a
ubstantial way. That one arm, though,
ms tho making of him.-New York Tri'
>une.
A Senator's Curious Faculty.
"Talking about peculiarities of men's
ninds, I heard United States Senator
leek, of Kentucky, tell a queer story,"
aid a gentleman to some friends, the
it^jer night. a "We were all discussing
he same subject that is up now. when
Senator Beck remarked that he thought
1 peculiarity of bin brain had done him
i great deal of barm in his life. 'I first
loticed it,' said the Senator, 'when I was
i boy going to Behool in Scotland. I
ind n strict old teacher for n tutor, and,
/ii ?i a number of other boys, went to the
mrsonago to be educated. One night I
voa very sleepy, and still had a long Latin
esson to get off. I tried bard to learn
t; but ni m 031 before I was aware I
&ould be dozing. At length I read the
ixorcise through in e half-dreaming con*
lition, and with the Latin all in a juna?
jlo in my bead, I went to aleep. I
iwoke tbo next morning with my brain I
horougbly clear, and, strange to say, all
ho ambiguities of my difficult lesson
vere made plain, and I read the Latin
without a balk. The same thing hap
pened a second time, and I again found
lint when I went to sleep with a confused
idea of my leeson, learning it while half
iori og, I uwoke with alt the knotted
points unraveled. It became ray custom
vfter that to read my task over just be
fore going to bed, and I never failed to
li ave them in the morning. My strict
jld tutor saw that I never studied, and
thought pne of the other boya was help
ing roo. At length he gave me a page
af Livy to translate, and told me if I did
not have it for him the next morning be
ivould flog me. Then be forbid any of
the boys to come near mo and watched
my actions. I read the linea as usual
before going to sleep, and rare enough
the next day I bad them pat as you
please. He nsver troubled me after that.
Well, the year passed by, and I began
to put too much faith in it, and depended
almost entirely upon my mysterious help
er. Some time ago a phrenologist came
to examine my family's heads, and they
went wild over him. 1 paid no attention
to their talk, though my wife urged me
to give the man a trial. One day, how
ever, be met me, and was BO persistent
that at length 1 sat down to r.iin. He
said that hs would examino my bead
for $3 and i'lve me a char', for $6. I
told him $3 cvas all I r/ould throw
away, and be bojan to name my charac
teristics. At length he said : "You have
one faculty . thetis fully developed. It
is spirituality. You ha?e that faculty
developed to a marked degree. You
would have made a fine medium. Your
mind is capable of working sep?ralo from
your body-that Is, it can perform men
tal labor whilo tho body Is at rest and
knows nothing of it. You sometime?
solve difficult problems while you air?
asleep, and wake .np ,in. the morning
without knowing that you have been a!
work." "Here Ir* five dollars," sald^Yj
"a man who koowa aa much as you dc
deserves it." "My strange faculty," con
tinned Senator Beck, "whethor it i
spirituality 'or' not, ts growing weaker
? can hardly explain tho action of mi
mind during'theso abnormal spells; 1
see) the lines and words before my mind'
eye, and, without knowing the process
or indeed, being aware of any procesa, 1
work Ott the problem."- Courter Journal
Corsets and Age.
Why have women persisted for genera
tions, asks a correspondent, in wearing
an instrument of torture (theoretically)
condemned hy the wisdom of ages? To
listen to male "? 1 female Bagcs one might
suppose that some hundreds of years ago
woman had suddenly been seized with a
desire to emulate tho wasp in form, and
had siuco more or less successfully been,
hy the aid of ligatures, endeavoring to
merely cut herself in two.
With all due deference to tho rational
und hygienic in dress, I would suggest
that there is more method in tho madness
}f thc tight-lacing women than this. If
anybody will take tho trouble to examine
the corset of a fashionable stay-maker,
mob as are sold in first rate houses for
the modest sum of $5, tho inquirer wili
lind that, saving, perhaps, a somewhat
exaggerated slender waist, this article of
Jress follows pretty closely the beautifully
rounded form of a young woman of from
twenty to twenty-five.
Now it very frequently happens that at
he time when a fashionable girl is ex
pected to make her debute in society na
oro has for various reasons denied her
ho various items necessary lo make up
hat indispensable requisite for ball
oon! success-a pretty figure. Tho fash
onablo corsot is, therefore, had recourse
o, and with this useful foundation to
mild upon au artistic dressmaker can do
vonder.j to supplement nature.
Later on, when the delicate girl bas
levcloped into the faded matron, with
laccid muscles and a decided tendency
o indistinctne.13 of outline, what so use*
ul as tho well-made corset into which
hs somewhat dilapidated figuro is run as
nto amoul? Torture it may bc, but she
ia* hei rev/ard. Do not her friends say
if her. "how wonderfully Mre. Smith
:eep8 her figure ?"
It is useless to hope that tho present
'eneration of society women will tear off
heir corsets and exhibit themselves to a
rendering world: our hope lies in the
ii turo. While Lady Harberton has been
rying in the wilderness, the leading fe
r?ale lawn-tennis players have devised
heraselves a dress-pretty, feminine,
rnceful and healthy. Those who have
ratched the free and graceful movements
f young English girls on the tennis
round may hope that the time may come
..hen tho best of them will no longer,
ike Meredith's delightful little Carola
Irandison, sigh, "I'm afraid, I'm a girl,
used to keep hopi Dg I wasn't ;" but will
0 content with their own happier lot in
n age when boating, swimming and
9nms will have so beautified and devel
ped their figures as to enable them to
lugh at and discard the aid of Messrs,
Vorth & Co. To quote once moro from
leredith. "Tho subsequent immensn
istinctiou between boys and girls is lesa
ne of Bex than education. They aro
rilled into being hypocrite."
Brother Gardner's Observations.
"Dar am seb'ral things dat doun' look
..nelly right to me," said Brother Gard
or, as he rubbed bis bald bead with one
aud and opened the meeting with the
Iber.
"It doun' look 'zactly right to see one
ian wuth ten milly un dollars an' anoder
nth only ten cents [applause by Sam
el Shin ; J but vit if 1 wus de ten mill
un-dollar man I wouldn't keer wbedder
i looked right or not. [Sudden end to
ie applause.]
"It doan' look 'zactly right fur one man
) own a great foundry, while annoder
ian am ablecged to work fur him fur $2
day ["Hoar, hear 1" from Judge Cada
er;1 but If I wai do $2 & day mu ? I
.ou?dn't frow myself out of a job to
pite de owner or to please a demagog,
rho Judge subsides.]
"It doau' look 'zactly right to see one
ian hold offis all de time, while anoder
ian has to shove a jack-plane for a libin'
great rustle in Fickle Smite's corner :]
ut ho who shoves do jack-plane bas de
sspeck of de community an keeps outer
di. [Rustle dies away.]
"It doon' look 'zacktly right to see
>'ty lawyers.1 rush to defend a criminal
rho bas stolon money in his pockets,
hilo de offender who am moneyless am
ift to dig his way frew a ten-foot wall
ld an ola knife-blade [grins on a dozen
ices;] but if I was a lawyer I should
i rn my money any odder way except by
twin' wood. De public doan' looa for
ny panickier display of conscience on
e part of lawyers, an' darforo suffer no
isappointments. [Grins no longer ob
?rvabl?.l
"It doan' look 'zactly right for one
ian to have a big brick house an' anoder
ian e rough bo'd shanty; but 'long
jout tax time de roan in de shanty kin
lt on de fenco an' chuckle over de fack
at he baint rich.
It doan'look 'zactly right to see one
ian go pushtu* an' swellin' an' crowdin*'
verybody else off de sidewalk to let de
nhl ic know dat he am a king bee ; but
ach men have to carry de anxiety of
eing in debt to tho t&iior au' of dodgin'
e grocer, an' of subscribi? $25 to build a
hut ch widout a hope of bein' able to pay
en conti) on de dollar.
"In fack, my friends, dar am heaps an'
leaps o' things dat doan' look 'zactly
ight to na nt Tuet glance ; but when yo
ome to figger it ap an' divide an1 sun
ract, we've all got a heap to bo tbsnk
til fur an' to encourage OB to git up airly
a de mawnin'. A man kin brace his
ega an' lay back like a mule, an' kick
way at the hall world, an' hate every
ody an' be bated in retara, or he can
lick ap carlin crumbs o' consolashun,
rowd inter a seat in de back eend of de
/agio, an' take a heap o' comfort know
a' dat somebody is wuss off dan himself,
jet ns accnmilate to bizness'"--Detroit
foi Preu.
Leaving the County.
We regret to learn that a number of
;ood families have already left or are
Preparing to leave the county for Florida
na Texas. We are sincerely sorry to
co this disposition to leave the good old
Hate ; but perhaps it will not ce so bad
ifler all. There is an old and trite say
ng, that "bought experience is the best
esson." and macy have found, when too
ate, that moving to the West hos proved
o be the most expensive and nnsatiifac
dry experience in their lives. The glow
ng pictures drawn of the easy and expo
iitious roads to fortuno in the West gen*
?rally hide many almost unsurmountable
?bstacles in the way, and seldom show
he trials, privations and vexations
vhich' have to be encountered before
ivan the first step upward can be taken.
Scarcely a week pastes that we do not
ead of the retara of families from the
(Vest, broken-hearted and disgusted with
heir experience. They find more hope
a "coming homo to commence anew,' than
n "staying oat West*' in disappointment
imoog strangers.
We are not alone in believing
frith industry, economy, perseverance
? rt out frill to succeed, South Carolina
iffors os many, and for pleasanter,, roads
.0 successes any,Stat0 in tho Union.
Union Times.
-1, .m -:-, '
- The. dork ages-a woman bot ween
twenty-five and sixty.