The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, June 24, 1880, Image 4
THE PUZZLED CENSUS TAKER.
"Got any boys ?" the marshal said
To a lady from over the Rhine;
And the lady shook her flaxen head
And civilly answered, "Nine."
"Got any girls?" the marshal said
To the lad y.from over the- Rh in e;
And again the lady shook her head
And civilly answered, "Nine."
"But some are dead ?"-th{t marshal oaid
To the lady from over the Rhine;
And again the lady shook her head
And civilly answered, "Nine."
"Husband, of course?" the marshal said
To the lady from over the Rhine; '
And again she shook her flaxen head
And civilly answered, "Nine."
"The d?1 you have!" the marshal said
To the lady from over the Rhine;
And again she shook her flaxen head
And civilly answered, ''Nine."
"Now what do yon mean by shaking your
head
And always answering "Nine V\
"Ich kann kein Englisch.!" civjllY.:said
The lady from over the Rhine.
CAUGHT IN A QUICKSAND.
A Th riling Sketch.
It is now quite a number of years since
two old hunters, Buck Strading and Tom
Snuffle were hunting with me in the
Western part of Texas, just south of
the famous ?1 Cano Estacado. We had
gone into the interior more for sport
than anything else, caring very lit-,
tie whether we secured more game than
answered for our immediate wants or
not.
Penetrating still further and fur?
ther toward the Mexican dominion, we
finally struck a barren,"parched country,
upon which we entered with some hesi?
tation.
"This^looks as -though we shan't find
any water, I remarked, as. we'reined up
our horses and took a purvey of the arid
plain. .
"Does look rather skeery,", repjied
Stradling, takinglhis short, black pipe
from his mouth, "but I guess we'll try it.
It'll make a sort of variety to this eternal
tramping."
"But what'will we do without water ?"
I asked. ? "
"Why, you see, there is water four or
five miles back of us; so we can go ahead
for a day, and, if we can't find anything,
why, we can turn round and make back
tracks. It'll go rather tough but it won't
hurt us. My idea," continued the trap?
per, growing philosophical, "is, that we
never know wnat water is till we're gone
two or three days without it, just as the
only way to get a good, sound, refreshing
sleep is to sit up for a couple of nights."
So it was concluded that we should ven?
ture upon 'bis unknown Sahara; and giv?
ing rein to our horses, we struck off upon
an easy gallop.
We saw nothing of buffalo or deer, and
more than once I questioned the prudence
of the step, but as we were actuated some?
what by curiosity, I said nothing, and we
pressed forward.
We had an abundance of dried) meat,
which, no doubt, would last us all the
time necessary. Now and then we caught
sight of an antelope, but they were Very
shy, and kept at a distance which- placed
them beyond all danger of our guns.
As we were riding along, and had come
to the conclusion that it would, be im?
possible to-secure any game, I was sure I
discerned a pair of antlers beyond a swell
in the prairie, and declared as much to
my companions, but they only laughed
at me, and told me to give, up the foolish
thought. I was certain, however, that I
had really seen the animal, and, as there
was a chanco to secure something palata?
ble for supper, I assured them that I would
do so. They told me to go ahead, while
they reigned their animals down to walk
and pursued their way more leisurely.
I may here remark that hunters often
separate for an entire, day first agreeing
upon the guides by which they shall
meet again, and I had no hesitation
in doing the same. My horse was fresh
and snuffed the air as though anxious to
stretch is limbs; so, without useless hes?
itation, I waved them a playful goodby,
and started away.
I aimed directly toward the the spot
where I had discovered the object, I judged
it to be a half-mile distant, but when I
reached the place, it proved to be double
that distance, and illusion which often
misleads hunters and travelers.
A singularly-formed ridge crossed the
plain from East to West. A thicket of
cactus grew upon its summit, and toward
the thicket I directed my course. I dis?
mounted before ascending the hill, and,
cautiously leading my hoise am?ung the
cactus bashes, I tied him to one of the
limbs. I tied him with slight security,
for the noble beast did not need anything
more. This done, I stealthily made my
way through the bushes toward the point
where I was sure I had seen the game. .
What was my surprise and pleasure to
see not one antelope, but half-a-dozen,
grazing beyond! This was a suprise and
pleasure in more than one sense; for,
while we set this action of the country
down as a barren waste, here waspriwi
qfacie evidence of our mistake. Where
there was vegetation, I argued, there
must be water.
However, the antelopes were 1000.feet
distant, upon a smooth, grassy slope.
There was not the slightest covering to
rotect an approach, and I began to de
ate with my self upon the best course to
pursue. Should I imitate the call of one
of their number in distress? There was
somethingso inhuman in that that I revol?
ted at the thought, and took the consola?
tion that no true hunter would descend
to snch meanness. Should I tie my red
handkerchief upon my ramrod, and take
' advantage of their curiosity ? They were
too shy.
Ah 1 an idea struck me. My eye sud?
denly rested upon a bluish line running
across the prairie, beyond where the ani?
mals were feeding. It was either a bufr
falo road or the chanm' of an arroyo;
but, whichever it was, it waithe very cov?
er I wanted, and I determined to take
immediate advantage of it.
Retreating as steal it by from the thicket
as I had enterered it, I hurried along the
side of theslope toward a point where I
had observed that the ridge was depress?
ed to the level of the plain. Reaching
this, to my still greater surprise I found
myself on the banks of a broad arroyo,
whose water slowly meandered over a bed
of sand and gypsum. The banks were
two or three feet above the surface of the
stream, except where the ridge came
down upon the stream. Here there was
quite a high bluff, and, hurrying around
its base, I stepped into the channel and
commenced wading upward.
This was a difficult feat, as the bed of
the creek was soft and yielding, and I was
obliged to tread very slowly, lest I should
alarm the game. The antelope is one of
the most timid of animals, and has a won?
derfully acute sense of hearing? so much
so, that none but the most experienced
hunters can approach him.
After creeping along in this wearisome
mauner for several hundred yards, I
reached a small clump of wormwood
bushes growing out of the bank. Think?
ing this might be high enough to auswer
for cover, I concluded to tike advantage
of it. I slowly raised myself up and
peered through the leaves. I had just
the right place, and, sighting at the
heart of the buck, I pulled the trigger.
The brute sprang up and dropped dead.
I was on the point of running forward to
claim the prize, when I saw the doe run
up to its fallen mate and snuff at it as if
bewildered at the occurrence. Sudden?
ly she seemed to comprehend the sad
truth, and throwing back her bead, be?
gan uttering the most plaintive and pit?
eous cries, while she occasionally ran
round the body, as if totally unable to
control her grief.
At first it was not my intention to kill
the doe, and, had I dreamed of witnessing
such a painful scene, I should not have
done so. How often do we hunters, in
the excitement of the chase, commit
deeds which, in our calmer moments, we
can see as heartless and cruel! But the
deed was <loue past recall, and whore
fore regret ?
As I watched the mournful actions of
the doe, and heard its piteuos cries, I saw
that it would be a mercy to kill it and
end its misery. .^Actuated by what, per?
haps, was a questionable humanity, I took
a careful aim, pulled the trigger, and, as
the smoke cleared away, I discovered
the d#e lying dead with its head resting
upon its departed mate.
"Both are out of distress," was my com?
forting reflection, "and I have secured a
rare supper, with which I will tickle the
palates of my two friends, and convince
them that they are not the only ones who
have a knowledge of hunting?but what
is the meaning of this ?"
I attempted to move, and found both
feet fast. My first thought was that I
had been stricken with paralysis, and a
.chill ran over me from head to foot. But
no; I could feel the blood coursing to
the remotest part of my system, and I
tugged like a giant. I tried to step, twist?
ed to the right and left, wrenched my
body, but alt in vain?I was fast.
Suddenly the truth flashed upon me?
I was sinking in a quicksand.
With this Knowledge came it fierce re?
solve not to succumb. I would wrench
off my feet before I would consent to die
in this inglorious and dreadful manner.
Summoning all the strength of which 1
was master, I tugged and pulled and
! twisted with the fury of madness, and
then paused exhausted, and found that
the only result was. that I had sunk sev?
eral inches deeper in the quicksand. The
soft, clinging sand was already at the top
. of my boots, and had so wedged them
around my ankle that it was impossible
to pull them off. "All the time I could
feel myself sinking slowly and surely, as
though some monster, deep in the bow?
els of the earth, had grasped me by the
feet and-was gradually drawing, me un?
der.
' Almost beside myself with terror, I
shouted for help, and then.I laughed
wildly attbe idea of! my voice reaching
any one. I was miles away from any per?
son. The only ijnving 'creature within
hearing was- my horse, and he answered
me with a neigh, as if sympathizing with
me in despair.
And now I tried to think coolly upon
my position: Was there really no possi?
ble way of extricating myself? Stay I
Suppose I should lay my rifle horizon?
tally across the sand, would it not pre?
vent my sinking? Perhaps bo; at least
I could try it.
I looked around for my gun, but noth?
ing of it was to be seen. That, too, alas!
had sunk beneath the surface. Could I
dig my way out ? No; the sand stream?
ed into the hollow as often as I tore it
with my frenzied fingers.
Could I not lie flat on my back, and
thus stay, my,downward progress? The
thought was dismissed the momentit came
to me. The water was eighteen inches
deep, and I should drown at once. Oh,
heaven! dying.by this slow, torturing
process. The thought drove me mad for
the time.
After-awhile I became cool-again. If
I must die, I must; and I aroused my?
self to meet it manfully. I stood erect,
and found that my head had sunk to the
prairie level, and I could justsee the vic
'thB8 of my heartlesshess. My heart re?
proached me at the sight. Was not this
"a just retribution for the misery I bad
inflicted? What right had I to shoot
those poor, innocent creatures who had
never harmed me ? Was it not the final
adjustment of justice that I should be
made to feet and suffer the same pangs
that,! had inflicted upon them ?
Such, and similar, were the thoughts
that coursed through my seething brain.
I raised my eyes to heaven, and almost
expected to see a frown of divine anger
for the part I had taken. But no ; the
sun was.shining.as bright, and the sky
was as cerulean and mild as ever. No;
whatever transgressions I had committed,
I knew there was nothing but forgiveness
and love bending over me, and I prayed,
as only siuful man can pray when encom?
passed by certain death.
But all this lime I was sinking?
sinking slowly but surely, and the mo?
ment could not be distant when I should
be swallowed up and disappear from view
entirely, and those who should come to
search for me could only surmise my
fate.
I had taken my last fond look upon
the green, fair earth. I could only see
the blue, clayey wall which held the
stream, and the water which ran unheed?
ing by me. Again I looked up at the blue,
sweet sky, and then endeavored to resign
myself to my fate. But I could not; the
memories of the fair earth and my past
pleasures and friends came so vividly over
me that I found myself continually burst?
ing into struggling spasms to escape,, but
all equally fruitless as were the first fee?
ble attempts to walk.
In the midst of this racking suspense I
was startled by the shrill neighing of my
horse. As first this gave me indescribable
distress, as I could not avoid contrasting
his free situation with my own. But sud?
denly a bright thought flashed over me.
Could not my horse rescue me ?
. He was tied to a frail cactus limb,
which he could easily break, if he chose.
Without losing time?for time was never
so precious?I uttered a call which I had
often used to bring him to me; then Iis
tend with an anxiety which it is use less for
me to attempt to depict. Suddenly I
heard the sound of his hoofs, as though
he were struggling to free himself, and
the next moment I recognized his well
known tramp, and knew that he was ap?
proaching. Then he suddenly appeared
on the bank, and looking down at me
uttered a joyful neigh of recognition.
Peculiar attachment exists between the
hunter and his horse, and it was a habit
of hfs, whenever I called to him, to
gallop up to me and press his nose
against my cheek. Beaching out my
hands toward him, in my usual caressiug
manner, I repeated the call. The next
moment he bounded down into the chan?
nel, and I caught him by tbe bridle.
Time was becoming fearfully precious.
I was already down to my waist in the
water. I seized the lariat, and, pressing
it under the saddle-girths, secured it in
a firm knot. I then made a loop and
passed itaruund my body.
Heaven bless the noble horse 1 The
tears swell to my syes when I reflect up?
on the grand creature to whom a few
years ago I gave an honorable grave in
the broad prairie. All the time I believe
he comprehended my sore strait, and un?
derstood perfectly what was required of
him. He knew the treacherous nature
of the ground upon which he stood, for
while waiting he continued lifting his
feet and slightly changing his position to
prevent his siuking. Finally, I had my
arrangements completed, and gave the
word to the horse to move. The intelli?
gent animal stepped off very slowly, pul?
ling gradually, but with all his tremen?
dous strength. To my inexpressible joy,
I felt my body raising, and in less than a
minute I was pulled cleau out of the
sand, upon the hard clayey bank. Thank
heaven 1 and my true kind, noble horse!
I threw my arms around his neck and
kissed him, and shouted for joy. And
bad I not a right to do so? And did I
do more than my duty when I refused all
offers to part with him, and kept him
with all the care and kindness that I
would have nursed a feeble parent ?
? Russia and China are making faces
at each other these days, and if the un?
pleasantness ends in a fight, a very spir?
ited fight it will be. Russia is strong and
China is by no means weak, having an
army of 600,000 men at her command.
? Acording to the Washington Star,
Don Cameron has absolutely refused the
chairmanship of the Republican Nation?
al Committee, although asked by the
friends of Gen. Garfield to accept it.
The Immortality of the Soul.
We were dining yesterday at Victor
Hugo's. Four of us were believers and
four atheists?not speaking of the ladies,
who were all too clever to be infidels.
Victor Hugo, of course, was among the
believers.
"To believe in God is to believe noth?
ing," said one of the atheists.
"To believe in God is to believe every?
thing," cried Victor Hugo; "it hi to be?
lieve in the infinite, and in one's immor?
tal soul. I. will prove it to you."
His face was bright with a heavenly
halo. You know he was born with the
century. His face is crowned with white
hair, but it is the volcano under the
snow. His eyes shine like burning
coals; his brow is arched like an Olym?
pian's ; the nose is refined, with disten?
ded nostrils; the mouth is eager and
smiling, still full of valiant teeth; the
chin finishes a profile designed after the
laws of artistic grammar. It is a well
made head on a robust body. By robust
I do not mean enormous. He has not
the stature of a giant nor the torso of a
Hercules. But he is a man of steel, with
no sign of old age about him. He has
all the agility, the suppleness, the case
and grace of his past years. He is now
enjoying his third or fourth youth ; I do
not doubt he will see the century
through.
"I feel in myself," he contiuued, "the
future life. I am like a forest which has
been more than once cut down. The new
shoots .'are stronger and livelier -than
ever. I am rising, I know, to the sky.
The sunshine is on my head. The earth
gives me it3 generous sap, hut heaven
lights me with the reflection of unknown
worlds. You say the soul is nothing but
the resultant of bodily- powers. Why
then is my soul tho.more luminous than
my bodily powers ? Winter is on my
head and eternal spring is in-my heart.
There I breathe at this hour the fra?
grance of the lilacs, the violets and the
roses, as at twenty years. The nearer I
approach the end, the plainer I hear
around me the immortal symphonies of
the worlds which invite me. It is mar?
velous, yet simple. It is a fairy tale and
it is history. For half ajcentury I have
been writing my thoughts in prose and
verse; history, philosophy, dramfi, ro
mance,'tradition, satire ode and song?I
have tried all. But I feel I have not said
the thousandth part/of what is in me.
When I go down to the grave, I can say,
like so many others, 'I have finished my
day's work,' but I cannot say 'I have fin?
ished my life.' My day's work will
begin again the next morning. The
tomb is^nota blind alley}; Mt is a^thor
oughfare. It closes on the twilight to
open with the dawn. I improve every
hour, because I love this world as my
fatherland,'and because the truth com
Eels me a3 it compelled Voitaire, that
uman divini ty. My work is only a be?
ginning. My monument is hardly above
its foundations. I would be glad to see
it mounting and mounting forever. The
thirst forithe/Jnfinitej proves infinity.
What do you say of that, Messieurs
Atheists?"
"I say you are a wonderful man."
"I am not a wonderful man. I obey
my soul. My soul has its destiny, and
obeys unknown laws."
"It obeys the laws of creation," said
the atheist. "If you should suddenly
have a headache, night would come over
your soul, and you would feel that, it was
the creature of your brain. He"}, for
instante, is the coffee. Take some, as I
do, in this pretty Japanese cup, and your
blood will be quickened, and your wit
livelier, and for an hour.you will be a
greater poet than ever."
"Don't talk such nonsense, my witty
friend. I never drink coffee nor cham?
pagne. . Why do not those who take
these stimulants write either my verse or
my prose ?"
"It is because nature has not eo well
fashioned their brains."
"There I have you," said Victor Hugo.
"What is nature?"
"It is an occult force," said the atheist.
"There are no occult forces; there are
only luminous forces. Occult force is
chaos, luminous force is God. Man is an
infinite little copy of God; this is glory
enough for man. I am a man, an invis?
ible atom, a drop in the ocean, a grain
of sand on the shore. Little as I am, I
feel the God in me, because I can also
bring form out of my chaos. I make
books which are creations. I can say
this without boasting, for I have no more
pride than a coral insect in its reef; no
more than the smallest bird which joins
in the universal hymn. I am nothing.
Here lies Victor Hugo?an atom, a pass?
ing echo, a flying cloud, a wave which
laps the shore. I am nothing, but let
me live all my future lives; let me con?
tinue my work begun ; let mo scale in
coming ages all the heights, all the
perils, all the love, all the agonies.
Who will say that one day, after thou?
sands of ascents, I shall not, like all
men of good will, have conquered a place
in the supreme council of that adorable
tyrant whose name is God?"
For the Credit of the Family.
?A young gentleman was passing a lit?
tle girl on Seventh street recently who
was sitting on the doorsteps humming
over a tune. He was interested by the
sweet and intelligent appearance of the
child, and. accosting her, the following
dialogue took place:
"Sissy, what's your pa's name?"
This was politely answered by the lit?
tle girl.
"How many brothers have you?"
"Four or five."
"How many sisters?"
"Four or five."
The young man's curiosity being satis?
fied he'passed on. The mother of the
little four-year-old (who had neither
brother or sister) overheard the conver?
sation, and calling ber in asked her why
she had storied to the man, and received
the following cute reply:
"Well, mamma, I didn't want the gen?
tleman to think we were so poor as to
have no children."
? A man who had imbibed rather free?
ly in the morning was driving his cw to
pasture, when a fellow extolled the cow.
"Yes, sir," said the owner, "everybody is
Eraising that cow." "I wish I owned
er," said No. 2. Just then a couple of
toads jumped in front of the cow. "Look
here," exclaimed the owner. "If you'll
eat those two toads I'll give you the cow."
"Will you?' said the man. He seized a
toad, and soon ate him up. It was too
much for bis stomach, ana he stopped to
consider, while the owner of the cow be?
gan to fear that he had lost her. There
was a pause, when a happy thought hit
the toad-eater. "I'll tell you what I'll
do," said the toad-eater. If you will eat
the other toad I'll let you up on your of?
fer." "Done," said the owner, and he
gobbled the second toad in a giffy. They
were both somewhat the worse for their
meal, and it is still a disputed point which
came out ahead. If any one can see any
application to certain performances of a
recent date, says the Boston Journal, we
shall make no objection. The cow was
feeding all the time.
? Bulgaria is a nice kind of place to
live in. A resideut says that when three
or four armed* Bulgarians meet an un?
armed Turk alone, they generally cut off
his head ; and when three or four Turks
meet a Bulgarian under similar circum?
stances, they generally cut off his head.
When the Turk loses his head the case
is ended, but when the Bulgarian is
found there is an inquiry. Turks are ar?
rested and examined, and encouraged to
speak the truth by the application of
red-hot irons to the soles of their feet.
?John Burnside, a Louisiana sugar
planter, realized ?560,000 from his crops
last year. He came to New Orleans from
Virginia a poor boy, became a wealthy
dry goods man, and is now the greatest
planter in the South.
Some Chinese Delicacies.
Archdeacon John Henry Gray was
the British Chaplain at Hong Kong from
1851 to 1877, and during his long resi?
dence in the country acquired the spoken
language of the people and became more
conversant with the Empire in the
neighborhood of Canton than any other
foreigner. The result of his observa?
tions was embodied in a work on "Chi?
na : A History of the Laws, Manners
and Customs of the People." His wife
has now published a volume of her let?
ters home, during the period of her resi?
dence at Canton, in which, while des?
cribing very much the same things that
are discussed in her husband's book, she
has managed to invest them with new
interest, and to render the information
conveyed by them valuable not only for
its own merit, but also as complimentary
to the work of the good Archdeacon. In
one of Mrs. Gray's letters she gives a
graphic account of how she was led to
partake of what Chinese epicureans
would consider great luxuries. Shesays:
"I have been a victim of a wicked con?
spiracy on the part of my husband and
the servants. You will learn from my
last letter that I could not be prevailed
', upon to taste the delicacies of cat, dog,
I and rat, provided at the Chinese dinner,
I and served up in the dainty bowls.?
Well, when Henry returned home that
night he said to Mak: 'Now, under?
stand, your misse must eat cat, dog and
rat; you to catchee them, and every
morning you give one piece to eat that
breakfast time.' The days passed, and
Henry, thinking the servant had forgot?
ten all about his order, sat down to
breakfast, and I am glad to say the biter
was bitten; for he, as well as our friend,
partook of a dish of mince, which was
served up with a wall of potatoes. This
was according to Henry's wish, as he
thought the potatoes, served in English
fashion, would be a good disguise. Hav?
ing tasted it, and'not liking the jflavor,
Henry said, sotto voce, to the waiting boy:
"What fashion.chow chow this thing?
and the answer was: 'Belong one piece
dog.' I ate my portion without com?
ment, thinking it calf s head mixed ; but
the idea did pass through my head that
it was rather high, and I looked toward
our friend, but he seemed to be enjoying it'
The following morning another mince
was served up, of which Henry did not
partake, but I did not notice this. He
declares that I helped myself twice to it.
This mince was also disguised by a wall
of potatoes. On the third morning an?
other of these mince dishes ornamented
again with potatoes was handed around,
and our friend, who had been let into
the secret, helped himself liberally and
pronounced the dish good. I remained
m ignorance of what I had eaten until
the middle of the next day, when the
gentleman burst into a fit of laughter,
and told me the hoax that bad been
practiced on me and that I had eaten
.dog the first morning, cat the second,
and rat the third morning. Does it not
show how much there is in imagination ?
for had I been told beforehand what the
dishes would contain, I could not have
swallowed a mouthful of their contents.'
Value of Oatmeal.?Oatmeal is a
food of great srength and nutrition, hav?
ing claims to be better known and more
widely used than it is at present. Of
much service as brain food, it contains
phosporus enough to~keep a mau doing
an ordinary amount of brain work in
good health and vigor. All medical au?
thorities unite in the opinion that, eaten
with milk, it is perfect food, and, having
requisite for the development of the
system. It is a pie-eminently useful
food for growing children and the young
generally. Oatmeal requires much cook?
ing to effectually burst the starch cells,
but when it is well cooked it will thicken
liquid much more tbau equal its weight
in wheaten flour. The oats of this coun?
try are superior to those grown en the
Continent and the southern part of Eng?
land, but certainly inferior to the Scotch,
where considerable pains are taken to
cultivate them, and it is needless to point
out that the Scotch are an example of a
strong and thoroughly robust' nation,
which result is justly set down as being
derived from the plentiful use of oat?
meal. Guthrie has asserted that in this
country, men have the largest heads of
any nation in the world?not even the
English having such large heads?which
he attributes to the universal use of oat?
meal, as 'universal it is, being found alike
on the tables of the rich and the tables of
the poor?in the morning porridge, and
in the evening the traditional cake. The
two principal ways of cooking oatmeal
are porridge and cake (bannock) which
I will describe. First, then, we will com?
mence with a recipe for porridge: To
three pints of boiling water add a level
teaspoon of salt and a pint of coarse meal,
stirring while it is being slowly poured
in; continue stirring until the meal is
diffused through the water?about eight
or teu minutes. Cover it closely then,
and place it where it will simmer for an
hour; avoid stirring during the whole of
that time. Serve hot, with as little mess?
ing as possible, accompanied with milk,
maple syrup or sugar and cream. To
make oatmeal cake, place ill a bowl a
quart of meal, add to it as much cold wa?
ter as will form it into a soft light dough,
co7er it with a cloth fifteen minutes to
allow it to swell, then dust the pasteboard
with meal, turn out the dough and give
it a vigorous kneading. Cover it with cloth
a few minutes and proceed at oace to roll
it to an eighth of an inch thickness; cut
it in five pieces and partly cook them on
a griddle, then finish them by toasting
in front of the fire.?Dublin Farmer.
? The census bureau has received the
first report of a refusal to answer the
questions legally put by a census enu?
merator. The supervisor of the census
for Rhode Island wrote that one of the
Astors, who is domiciled in his handsome
villa at Newport, at first declined to an?
swer the questions put as to the ages of
the female members of his family, and,
on being pressed on this point', at last
flatly refused to answer any questions at
all. * The supervisor wrote for instruc?
tions, and was directed to commence suit
against Mr. Astor for the amount of pen?
alty prescribed in the law regulating
taking of the census. The bureau also
recently received a request from the cen?
sus officers in Utah for instructions as to
enumerating the Mormon women ; wheth?
er all the so-called wives of the Mormons
should be put down as "married," or
whether only one should be so entered,
and how to determine which one should
be so entered. In reply instructions were
sent to set down each Mormon woman,
"married" or "single," according as she
herself gave it.
Haunted Me.?A Workingman says :
"Debt, poverty and suffering haunted me
for years, caused by a sick family and
large bills for doctoring, which did no
good. I was completely discouraged,
until one year ago, by the advice of my
pastor, I procured Hop Bitters and com?
menced their use, and in one month v/e
were all well, and none of us have been
sick a day since; and I want to say to
all poor men, you can keep your families
well a year with Hop Bitter9 for less
than one doctor's visit will cost."?Chris?
tian Advocate.
ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE.
All persons holding claims against
the Estate of William Moorhead, deceased,
are notified to present them to the under?
signed within the time allowed by law,
properly proven, or they will be barred ;
and persons indebted to the Estate are no?
tified to make prompt payment to the un?
dersigned.
ROBERT MOORHEAD, Adm'r.
May 27, 1880 4fi_ 3
OLD NEWSPAPERS
FOR SALE
AT INTELLIGENCER OFFICE.
March 25, I860
CANNOT BE EQUALLED!
HOME INSTITUTION.
THE CELEBRATED
VICTORY DASH!
EVERY Lady should have one. It
will Churn in from three to five minutes. The fol?
lowing are the sizes: 41, 5, 5i and six inches. The
price is 50 per cent, less than any Patent Dash ever
sold in this market. Come and buy one of
Ii. II. SEEL.'-Anderson, H. ?.
ypir* State and County Rights for sale._
P. W. WAGENER & CO.,
CHARLESTON, - SOUTH CAROLINA,
Cotton Factors, Wholesale Grocers,
AND
LIQUOR DEALEES.
AGENTS FOR
Oriental Gun Powder,
Fruits and Flowers Smoking Tobacco,
Celebrated Reversible Cotton Tie,
Wagener and Georgia Grange Fertilizers.
StaT" Samples of anything in our line sent on application with pleasure.
F. W. WAGENER. G. A. WAGENER.
May 33, 18S0 44 ly
INDUCEMENTS EXTRAORDINARY.
O-IR/ELA-T BA.!R?3-.AT.:cTS !
REDUCTION IN PRICES AT
TOLLY'S FURNITURE STORE!
DURING the SUMMER MONTHS I will sell for CASH at the following remarkable
low figures:?
Maple Bedsteads, Slats and Castors, complete, $2.50 and upwards.
Walnut Bedsteads, 6 feet 0 inches high, $7.50 and upwards.
Cane Seat Chairs, per set, from $5.00 and upwards.
Towclend and Drawer Washstands, from $1.35 and upwards.
Picture Frames and Chromos cheaper than anywhere else. Walnut Motto Frames,
with Glass and Gilt lining at 30 cents. 8x10 Frames, same kind, 25 cents'. 11x14, same
kind, at 30 cents. The largest size of Pictures, 24x30, Walnut Frames, at $1.40. Smaller
sizes, same frame, at $1.20.
FINE CHILDREN CARRIAGES at $7.50 and upwards.
A large lot of Window Shades from 8 cents a piece and 'upwards, and everything else
in proportion. I have on hand a very large stock of all kinds and description.
Come and see me, as I will not be undersold by any house in the State.
G. F. TOLLY.
May 13, 1880 14
EAGLE AND PHENIX
PERFECT
BALL SEWING THREAT).
COLUMBUS, GEORGIA.
PREPARED BT A PROCESS USED IN NO OTHER MILL.
IT HAS"^ EQUAL
16 Balls to Pound, I lb. Packages. 20 Balls to Pound, 2 lb. Paper Boxes.
_Packed in Cases of 20, 30, 50, 100 or 500 Pounds each.
Uniform Price. Invariable Discounts.
!^~Solc3L "toy slII 3ToT3"fc>ers.-?a
ASK FOR "EAGLE & PHENIX." USE NO OTHER
VEGETABLE
A PURELY VEGETABLE REMEDY
FOR INTERNAL AMD EITERNAL USE,
Is a rar? cure for all the diseases for which ll la recommended,
and Is always PERFECTLY SAFE In tho hands
of even the most inexperienced persons.
It is a sure and quick remedy for COUGHS, BORE
THROAT, CHILLS, and similar troubles; affords Instant
relief In the most malignant forms of DIPHTHERIA, and
is the best known remedy for Rheumatism and Neuralgia.
The Oldest, Best, and Most Widely Known
Family Medicine In the World.
It has been used with auch, wonderful success in all
parts of the world for CRAMPS, CHOLERA, DIARRHOE A,
DYSENTERY, and all BOWEL COMPLAINTS that it is
considered an unfailing cure for these diseases.
Has stood the test of Forty Years' Constant
Use in all Countries and Climates.
It is RECOMMENDED by Physicians, missionaries,
Minister?, Managers of Plantations, Work-Slaops, and
Factories, Nurses in Hospitals?in short by Everybody,
Everywhere, who has ever given it & triaL
IT IS WITHOUT A RIVAL A3 A LINIMENT.
It should always be used for Pain in the Back and Side,
and brings speedy and permanent relief in all cases of Bruises,
Cuts, Sprains, Severe Burns, Scalds, etc.
No family can safely he -without it. It will annually
save many times its cost in doctors' bills, and its price brings it
within the reach of all. It is sold at 35c, 50c, and f 1 per
bottle, and can be obtained from all druggists.
PERRY DAVIS & SON, Providence, R. r.
Proprietor*
The Great Carriage Manufacturing House of the World.
FISHER & CO.,
CINCINNATI, OHIO.
Best material, good workmanship, handsome styles, strong and durable
Vehicles in every respect.
70,000 CARRIAGES,
Manufactured by EMERSON, FISHER & CO., are now in
use in every part of the American Continent.
They give unfailing satisfaction. All their work is warranted. They have re?
ceived testimonials from all parts of the couutry of purport similar to the following,
hundreds of which are on file subject to inspection :
GALVA. ILLINOIS, July 10, 1879.
Messrs. Emerson, Fisher tO Co. : I have used one of your Top Buggies three years in my
libcrv stable, and they have given me perfect satisfaction and are in constant use.
OSCAR SMALLEY.
NEWBERRY, S. C, July 17,1S79.
Messrs. Coppock & Johnson?Dear Sirs : I have been using the Emerson & Fisher Buggy
I bought from you ns roughly I suppose as any one could. I had a fast horse, drove him
at full speed, sometimes with two grown ladies and myself in the buggy, and it is to-day
worth all the money I paid for it. 1 say the Emerson & Fisher Buggies will do.
A. M. TEAGUE, Farmer.
The favorable reputation the Carriages have made in localities where they have
been used for several years by Liverymen, Physicians, Farmers and others requiring
hard and constant use, has led to an increased demand from those localities, to meet
which the manufacturing facilities of their mammoth establishment have been ex?
tended, enabling them now to turn out in good style,
360 CARRIAGES A WEEK.
Emerson, Fisher & Co.'s Carriages are the Best.
Nov
1879
20
10m
LUMBER! LUMBER!
ALARGE lot of good Lumber is kept
constantly on baud at my Lumber
Yard at the Blue Ridge Depot in Anderson,
and orders for large or small lots of any
kind desired will be promptly tilled at low
prices. Mr. Robert .Mnylield is my agent
for the sale of Lumber* at Anderson, and
will furnish any information desired to
persons wishing to make an order.
JOHN KAUFMAN.
Jan 30,1870 20 ly
MARBLE YARD.
ALL persons wanting TOMBSTONES
will do well to call on nie, ns I have
on hand all grades of Marble, and work all
the new designs. I warrant my work to
give satisfaction. Trices to suit the times.
I am prepared to take care of the County
travel and regular boarding at reasonable
rates at the Benson House. Meals 2;") cents.
Lodging 23 cents.
THOS. M. WHITE.
Fob 20,1S50 ZZ
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF ANDERSON.
COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
A. Y. Shirley and Win. II. Cartee, PlaintiSk, against
Dachcl K. Harris, Emaline Jones, X. A. Shirley.
Sallie Wilson, Helen McDanfcl, B. F. Shirley,
John N Shirley, Lottie Shirley, Thomas Shirley,
Newton (Shirley, Riohaid Shirley, Itebecca J.
Jack. Fanuy L. Shirley, Elzora Vlckory .Euinia
(iooishy.aud Franklin Shirley, Defendants.?
Summons for Relief?Complaint not Served.
To the Defendants above named:
YOU are hereby summoned and required to an?
swer the complaint in this action, a cony
of which is tiled in the office of the Clerk of the
Court of Common Pleas, at Anderson C. II., S. C.
and to serve a copy '?f your answer to the said
complaint on the subscriber at his oftice, Ander?
son C. If., S. C, within twenty days after the ser?
vice hereof, exclusive of the day of such service;
and if you fail to answer the complaint within
the time aforesaid, the plaintiff in thin action will
apply to tho Court for tue relief demanded In the
complaint.
Dated .May 25, A.D. 1880.
J. L. TUIBMLE,
Plalntifts- Attorney, Auderson, S. C.
[i., s.]?John \V. Daxikls, C. C. P.
To the Defendants above named:
Take notice that the object of this action, in
which a numinous is herewith served upon you, is
to remove cloud from Titles to lteal Estate assign?
ed to Plaintiffs by the Probate Court, and to con?
firm proceedings in Probate Court to partition
the lteal Estate of James Shirley, deceased. The
premises In question arc described as follows:
Tract No. 1, containing one hundred and sixty
three acres, more or less, and Tract No. 2, contain?
ing one hundred and twenty-three acres, more or
less, bounded by lands of Mrs. Sophia Millweo,
Hugh Rush and James Erskine. No personal
claim is made against you.
J. L. TUMBLE, Plaintiffs' Attorney.
To the Defendants:
Take notice that the complains and t.umuions in
this action were filed in the office of John W.
Daniels. C. C. P., Anderson County, on the 28th
day of May, 1880.
J. L. TBIBBLE, Plaintiffs" Attorney.
June 3, 1880 <17 ?
THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF ANDERSON.
COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
Henry B. Smith, Plaintiff, against S. A. Smith,
Defendant.?Copy Summons /or Relief?Complaint
Served.
To tho Defendant S. A. Sm.th :
YOU are hereby summoned and required to an
syer the complaint in this action, of which
a copy is herewith served upon you, anil to serve a
copy of your answer to the said complaint on the
subscriber at his office iu the City of Greenville,
within twenty daysafter the service hereof, exclu?
sive of the day of such service; and if you fail to
answer the complaint within the time aforesaid,
the plaintiff in this action will apply to the Court
for the relief demanded in the complaint.
Dated 12th May, 1880.
WHITNER SYMMES,
Plaintiff's Attorney.
Attest: JOHN W. DANIELS, C.C.P.
To the Defendant S. A. Smith :
YOU will take notice that the summons and
complaint in this action was filed in tba office of
the Clerk of the Court of Common Pleas at Ander?
son Court House, the 14th day of Mav, 1880.
WHITNER SYMMES, Plaintiffs Attorney.
June 10, 1880 48 0
THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF ANDERSON.
A. S. Armstrong, Adni'r.,)
vs. \
Sarah J. Armstrong, et al. J
In tltc Common Pleas?Complaint for Parti?
tion, Payment of Debts, &c.
PURSUANT to an order of Court in the
above stated case, all creditors of the
Estate of A. M. Armstrong, deceased, are
hereby notified to establish their claims
before me on or by the 1st day of July next,
or be barred.
W. W. HUMPHREYS,
Master.
May 27, 188 46 0
IMPROVED PATENT LIVER PAD1
Never Gets Il.vnc.
Can be Mads ank St&kngtu Detrr.bd. Last
Twice .u Lj.ng.
States Ca?d elite! Braffjs?. He 5;::?a,
crass
Chills and Fever,
Liver Complaint,
Dyspepsia,
Neuralgia,
Nervousness, '
Rheumatism,
Cosliveness,
Female
Weakness,
Sirk 4 Nerroni
Headache. bes&f ***??
These Pads Cure all Diseases t>y AHcrption. No
Noxious Pills, Oils,or Poisoncuii Mrdicinrs are ii:<ten
into the Stomach. Tli2 Pads are worn over t!>? Pit
of the Stomach, covering the ijreat Nerve Centres,
also the Liver and Stomach. A gentle Vegetable
Tonicis absorbed into tbccirculatloDoI the Blood:md
Liver, purifying the Blood, stimulating the Lirerand
Kidneys to healthy action, and strengtheciag lha
Btomach to digest food. Pntcs of Pads Si ans *2
xacr. Sold bt all DnucGi!vs,or sent by Mail
o* Express.
Manufactured at 39 k 41 North Libektt St..
Baltimobx. Mb.
WILHITE & WILHttri Agents, Ander?
son, S. C. 37?ly
Hernia or Rupture Cured!
Genuine Stamped " I. B. SEELEY, WARRANTED,"
Ho. 8 A, Ito.3Concave. Ho.8. So.*. Ko.i.
Seelj's Hard Rabber Trusses,
made in ever}' desirable pattern,shape
or strength. Springs coated with bard rub?
ber. Light, cool, cleanly. Free from all
sour, rusty or padding unpleasantness.
Suspensory Randagcs, Shoulder Braces,
Adominal Supporters, &c.
Complete assortment, for sale by
WILHITE & WILHITE.
??ln Correct adjustment a speciality.
May 20, 1880 45
HOP BITTERS.
(A Medicine, not n Drink,)
contains 4
HOPS, BUCI1U, MANDRAKE,
DANDELION, }
And the Pusist and Best Hzdical Qualities or
all ornxa Brrnss.
TSK5T OURU
All Diseases of tho Stomach, Bowels, Blood, ILiver,
Kidneys, and Urinary Organ*, Nervousness, Sloe p
lcssnosa and especially Fcmalo Complaints,
||*> 81000 IN GOLD.
Will be paid f or a caso they will not cure or help, or
for anything impure or Injurious found In them.
Ask your druggist for Hop Bitters and try them
before you sleep. Take no other.
Hop Cocoa CcbxIb the sweetest, safest and beat
tek Children. jj
] The Hop Pad for Stomach, Liver and Sidney Is tap*.1
Jrtor to all other*. Cures by absorption. Ask druggist.
j D. L C. is an absolute and irresistible cure for eh unk
j ennese, use of opium, tobacco and narcotic si
HSnCffl Send for circular. BMM
TxSnwS?gdraggfcta.Hop Bitten Mf^.Co. RxAnter, K.T,
FOUTZ'G
HORSE AHO CATTLE POWDERS
ififFOUTZ
Will euro or prevent Disease.
No nonsi: will die of Colic, Bors or Lttho F*
vk::. if Pontes Powders are umhI intime.
Koiiu'BPowilerswlHeuri.'aiiil prevent 1IooChm.t:ba
Koau's Powders will prevent Gapes is Kdivi.?,
Fouts'sPow Iith will lncri\i*e the quant!iy of mitt
nii'l cream twenty per cctu., anil make the butter nra
and sw?'?t
Fostz's Powders will cure or prevent nlmo?t s rsar
Dimiah:: i , widrh Wow* anil (.;;;ile are sutyect.
F'.f. "'.? IViWtlEBU wim, oive satisfaction'.
ScW ever:re.
It A ? ?. 3'OUIZ. Proprietor.
13 ALT mum;. Aid.
For sale by WILHITE & WILHITE, Anderson,
and St. W. COLKMAN & CO., Seneca City.
Not 13, 1879_18_ly_
Valuable Property for Sale.
IWILL sell on FRIDAY, 15th tlay of
OCTOBER next, at the late residence
of Willis Allen, deceased, one TRACT OF
LAND, known as tho "Shoal Tract," con?
taining sixty-eight acres. On this Tract is
one ol the best Shoals on Snluda River,
with a fall of t4 feet, and unrivalled sites
for erecting buildings for machinery. This
Shoal is just one-quarter mile from" G. & C.
R. R. Terms made known on day of sale.
J. D, ALLEN, Ex'r.
April 8,1880 30 lam?sept 15, ew
P. KIND, G. DIERCK.S.
Superintendent. Proprietor.
PHOIX -IRON WORKS,
COLUMBIA, S. C,
MAMTFACTUBEK8 OK
steam:encines,
Water and Horse Powers,
COLUMNS FGR STORE FRONTS,
Railings for Baleouics.JJ
SAW AND GRIST MILLS.
ALL kinds of CASTINGS done at short
notice and low prices. Work done
in good, workmanlike manner. Repairing
of all kinds Machinery and Engines,
WATSON & SON, Agents,
? . Anderson, 8. C.
Jane 3,1880 47 * 3m
PtMIIi? IICIIIM,
THE Buckeye Reaper^and Mower, Har?
vester and Sclf-Binder.
The Economizer, Canton Monitor, Self
Propelling and other Steam Engines.
The Farauhar Thresher and Separator,
Saw and Grist Mills, Cotton Gins, Conden?
sers, Feeders and Presses, and all Planta?
tion Machinery.
For descriptive circulars, price lists, &c,
address
J. M. MATTHEWS. Agent,
Belton, S. 0.
?3~ All kinds of machinery repaired.
May C, 1880 43 3m
Notice to Stove Buyers.
ONE HUNDRED STOVES to ,'be sold
cheap?of the celebrated make of
Thomas Robert Stephenson <fe Co.?to good
parties on the Cotton Option or for Cosh.
Come and see thorn.
STEAM COOKERS at low prices. Nos.
9. $1.00; 8, $3.50; 7, $3.00 ; 6, $2.50.
L. H. SEEL,
West End Wayerly House.
March 18, 1880_3G_
New Advertisements.
AGRICULTURAL MACHINERY
Engines, Cotton Presses, Kills, Ac
PLANTATION MACHINERY
OF ALL XTXDS.
SCHOFIELD'S IRON WORKS,
?- S?nd for Price List. MACOW, G A.
$777
A YEAR and expenses to agents. Out?
fit Free. Address r. O. VICKERY, Au
gusta, Maine._^^^^^
TO ADVERTISERS.?Lowest Rates for adver?
tising in 070 good newspapers sent free. Ad*
dress GEO. P. ROWELL A CO., 10 Spruce St., N. Y
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Greenville and Columbia Railroad.
CHANGE OF SCHEDULE.
On and after Monday, May 17,1889, the passen
gor Tr:.lns over the Greenville and Columbia Rail?
road will be run dally, Sundays excepted:
UP.
Leave Columbia at.10 40 a m
Leave Alstqn.11 Mam
Leave Newberry.12 55 p m
Leave Hodges. 3 35 p ra
Leave Itelton. 4 55 p in
Arrive at Greenville.C 10 p m
DOWN.
Leave G recnvillc at. 8 40 a m
Leave Bslton. 9 57 a m
Leave Hodges.11 17 p m
Leave Newberry. 1 43 p m
Leave Alston. 3 00 p m
Arrive at Columbia. 4 10 p m
ANDERSON BRANCH <i BLUE RIDGE R. R.
UP.
Leave Belton. 5 00 pm
Leave Andersou. 5 48 p m
Leave I'cndlcton.C 45 p m
Leave Perryville. 7 23 p m
Leave Seneca City. 7 40 p m
Arrive at Walhalla.8 13 p m
DOWN.
Leave Walhalla.5 05 a n
Leave Seneca. 5 48 a ra
Leave Perryville. 5 55 ? m
Leave I'cndlcton. 6 38 a m
Leave Anderson.G 40 a m
Arrive at Belton.8 13 ? ra
J. W. FRY, Gen. Supt.
J. P. MKKKJMTJt, Masler Transportation.
Jabm NOBTOg, Jr., Gen. Tickst Agent._
South Carolina Railroad.
On and after Sunday. MAY 16, 1SS0, Passen?
ger trains will run as follows:
DAT TRAIN, SUNDAYS KXCEPTKD.
Leave Columbia.4.15 p m
Arrive at Charleston.9.00 p m
Leave Charleston.?. 5.45 am
Arrive at Columbia.10.30 a m
SIGHT EXPRESS ACCOMMODATION TBAllf.
Leave Columbia..9.30 p m
Arrive at Charleston.7.30 a m
Leave Charleston.9.05 p m
Arrive at Columbia.6.10 a m
Close connections made with Greenville and Co?
lumbia Railroad to and from Walhalla, Greenvlllo,
Anderson, Spartanburg, Flat Rock and Henderson
ville. John B. Peck, Gen. Sunt.
1). C. AT.i.EN, Con. Ticket Agt., Charleston, S. C.
Atlanta & Charlotte Air Line R. R.
On and after Sunday June 1st, 1879, Double Dal?
ly Trains will run on this road as follows :
GOING EAST.
Night Mail aud Passenger Train.
Arrive Seneca.9 00 p m
Leave Seneca.9 01 p in
Day Passenger Train.
Arrive Seneca.9 12 tj m
Leave Seneca.9 13 a m
(iOINU WEST.
Night Mail und Passenger Train.
Arrive Seneca.....6 35! a m
Leave Seneca.6 3i s m
Day Passenger Train.
Arrive Seneca.5 15 p m
Leave Seneca.5 16 p m
Through Tickets on sale at Gainesville, Seneca
City, Greenville and Spartanburg to all points
East and West.
W. J. HOUSTON, G. P. ?nd T. Agent