The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, July 03, 1879, Image 4
Undressing Little lied.
"There ls 'Whisky Bill/ who used to
drive that old whit? horne in front of n
twenty-fivo cont express wagon?" re
peated tho mau tu tone of surprise.
"Yes."
"Well, now, it's a curious case," lie
Blowly continued. "Wo all thought he'd
?one lo tho dogs, for sure, for he wa9
rinking a pint of whisky a day, hut a
few months ago ho braced right up, stop
ped drinking, cud uow I hear he's in
good business and saving money, it
beata all, for the last limo I saw bim ho
seemed half underground/'
When you go homo nt night and find
that all ia well with your own flesh and
blood, do you go to sleep rcasouing thal
thc world must care for itself? Do you
ever shut your eyes and call up tho hun
dreds of laces you havo met during tho
day, and wonder if tho paleness of death
will cover any of them before tho mor
row? When you have been retracted to
a face, even it be a stranger's, do you let
it drop from memory with dreams, or do
you call it up again and again as night
comes down, and hopo it may not loso
any of its brightness in tho whirling
mists of time ?
So "Whisky Bill" was hunted down.
An inauiry hero nud there fluidly traced
him to a little brown cottage on a by
street. IIo sat on tho step in tho twi
light, a burly, broad-shouldered man of
Oily, and in tho houso th reo or four chil
dren gathered around a lamp to look ut
a pir.turo book.
"Yes, they used to call mo 'Whisky
Bill,' down town," ho replied. ns ho moved
along and made room, "but it's weeks
since I heard tho name. No wondci
they think me dead, for I've not set eyes
on the old crowd for mont Im, nud I don't
want to for mouths to come."
"They tell mo you havo quit drinking
Ono could seo that by your face."
"I hope so; I haven't touched a droi
sinco February. Bcforo that I was hall
drunk day in ani day out, and moro of I
bruto than a man. I don't mind sayiuf
that my wife's death Bet mo to thinking
but i didn't stop my liuuor. God forgivi
me, but I wns drunk when she died, half
drunk nt tho grave, and I meant lo gi
on a regular spree that night. It wa
low down, sir, but I was no better than i
brute those days."
"And so you left your motherless chil
dren nt homo and wont out and go
drunk?"
"No. I said I meant to, but I didn't
Tho poor things wore crying all day, am
after coming home from thu burial
thought to got 'em tucked away in bc<
boforo I went out. Drunk or sober
never struck ono of 'em a blow, and thc;
never ran from mo when I staggcrei
homo. There's four of'em in there an
tho youngest isn't quite four years yet.
got tho elder ones in bcd di right an
then came little Ned. Ho had eric
himself to bleep and ho called for motin
ns soon aa I woko him. Until that nigl
I never had that boy on my knee, to en
nothing of putting him to bed, mid vo
cnn guess theso big Angora mado BIO
work with the hooks and buttons. Iv
cry minute ho kept saying his motin
?Wiln'L rift ?Ka* mow ?...?I .??tl--V.rr th
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way, and tho big children wero hidii:
their heads under tho quilts to drow
their sobs. When I had his clothes c
and his nightgown on 1 was asbamt
and put him down, and when tho olde
saw tears in my eyes anti jumped out <
bcd to put hor ?rms around my neck,
dropped tho nnmo of 'Whisky Bill? rigl
then and forever."
"And little Ned?"
"Mebbe I'd havo weakened, but fi
bim," replied tho man, ns ho wiped h
eyes. After I got tho child's night-govi
on, what did ho do but kneel right dov
beside mo and wait for mo to say tl
Lord's Prayer to him I Why. sir, yi
might of knocked mo down with a feat
erl There I was. mother and father
him, and I couldn't say four words
that prayer to savo my lifo 1 Ho wa
cd for mc to begin, as his mother al wa
had, and tho big children were wnitiu
and whon I took him in my arms a
kissed him, I called Heaven to witn<
that my life should ange from tb
hour. And so it did, sir, and I'vo be
trying hard to load a sober, honest li
God nolping, no ono shall call mo ' Wh
ky Bill' again."
Tho four littlo children, little Ned
his nightgown, came out for a good-nig
kiss, and tho boy cuddled in his fathc
arms for a moment and said :
"Good night, ?a-good-night, ovei
body in tho world-good-nigut, mn,
in heaven-and don't put out tho lie
'till wc get to sleep 1"-Detroit Fi
2Vi*s._
How Two YANKEES BEHAVED
VF.nsAiLi.ES.-Louis Blanc told the ?
lowing in a recent conference nt Troy
Ono day I arrived at Versailles befi
tho opening of tho session. An usl
informed mo that two persons wished
BOO me. I saw the visitors. They w
two Americana of tho purest Yan]
type, who represented themselves to
an unknown friends. They had read :
books, thoy said, and wished pnrticul
ly to seo me. I thanked them, and th
thinking that they probably wished
attend a sc&sioD, I offered them seats.
"No," thoy said ; "all wo wont is
seo tho chamber where tho sessions :
hold."
I conducted them thither. As soon
they had entered, without eveu cast
a rapid glanca around to take in the
pearance cf tho chamber, they asked
"Could you show us M. Gambol
Boat?"
Much surprised rt this curiosity 1 n
crtholess acceded to tho desiro of
Yankees, and pointed out to thom
placo whore M. Gambetta, who had
yet becomo tho President of tho Chi
oer, habitually eat. Thereupon tho
Americans, one after tho other, coo
sedately, methodically, with olosed 1
serious air and Axed looks, like men
gaged in performing n grave duty i
one demanding precision, sat down
tho chair, rose and sat down again,
after the other, as if they wero test
tho firmness of the seat. Stup?fi?e
watchea too acere, striving to une
stand this slngulai manner of visit
the Chamber of Deputies, when ono
the Yankees asked me :
"M. Louis Blanc, will you have
goodness to show us your seat, also?"
Curious to watch their conduct at
scat, I led them to it. Without opon
their lips, they went through the ide
cal performance, rising and reseal
themselves, each one in his turn, like
gymnasts repeating an exercise.
Wu eli it was over, each drew from
pocket a memorandum book, and wr
"Chamber of Deputies, Versailles,
in the chain of tho Honorable Me
Gambotta nnd Louis Blanc, Deputies
- Tho New York public are in
nant at what they call a trick playci
the Legislature by tho milkmen. A
was passed which pretenda to bo a cn
uro to prevent adulteration of milk,
wh1 th contains an obscure little cl
providing that it shall be unlawful to
anything to milk except ice to pres
it ID transportation. A similar bill
Eaaacd twice before-once under <
lix'a and once under Gov. Tildcn's
ministration, and on each occasion ve!
It giro? an absoluto license to adult
lion without limit, for under it tho n
men may dilute, their milk to any ei
by adding water, in tue shape oi ice
I-VA r HHiw-> ? ?J TH&??. *?E?i?GHT.-T
sands of ladies of refinement bare
prcseed their delight at finding such
Icate, fresh, flowery fragranco b*
Price's Unique Pcrfumcs/ret Rost
Uta, Bouquet, Evening Violet, ana
other odors Ladies and gcntlonot
toste appreciate tho tweetnets of
Price's Perfume J.
Miniating thc Man.
Thc somewhat striking resemblance of
Hon. Oscar Turner, a Democratic mem
ber of Congress from Kentucky, to Mr.
Robinson, tho Chuirmnn of thc Repub
lican Executive Committee of Ohio, re
sulted the other day in the exposure of
the true character of thc National View,
a Greenback paper, tho publication of
which was commenced in Washington a
few months ago. Mr. Lee (?ramlall, a
Greenback writer of some notoriety, is
the editor and proprietor of the ?oft
money organ. Ever since the paper was
started he has assailed both political
parties as untrue to the cause of "'more
money," and has urged the Nationals to
have nothing to do with either-to pre
serve their independence and thus ob
tain control of thc Government at tho
next election. When the Democrats ol
Ohio nominated General Ewing, a prom
inent advocate of tho Greenback doc
trine, for Governor, it was generally be
lieved that thc Nationals of the State
would support the ticket. Hut Mr. Ley
Crandall and tho National View were vio
lent in their opposition to such un alli
ance, und insisted thai tho Nationals
should put candidates of their own in
tho field and prepare for a triangular con
test. It was and is apparent to every one
that in a campaign nf this character tho
third party luis no chance of success. All
that it can ?lo is to take a few thousand
votes from the Democracy, and injure the
party to thal exteut. Hut tho course so
zealously advocated by .Mr. Lee Gran
dull and tho National Victo was adopted.
The Ohio Nationals met in convention,
decided not to support General Ewing
and put a full ticket in thu field. One
wing of the party, however, recognized
the utter folly of tim movement and
ci '.'cd another convention to meet in To
ledo for tho purpose of repudiating what
lind been dono at Columbus. Against
this Toledo meeting Mr. Lee (?randall
and the National View directed their
heaviest batteries. They did not for a
moment wish to contribute to the success
of Mr. Foster mid the bani money Re
publicans, but thc financial declarations
of tlic Democratic platform were not pro
nounced enough for them, and they had
good reason to believe that the people of
Ohio would rise in their might ut the
next election, defeat both Democrats and
Republicans and place the .State in the
hands of thc apostles uf tho true faith.
I Thc absurdity of such expectation was
I apparent, but people have some respect
for men who profess to bo battling for
principle, amt thc National organ and its
editor were regarded as sentimentalists
who preferred no bread to half a loaf.
Rut the remarkable resemblances of Mr.
Turner to Mr. Robinson, alluded to in
the beginning of this article, has caused
the editor of tho National View to appear
in a very different light. Mr. Robinson
bas not been long in Washington and is
not very well known to Hon. J. A. Hub
bell, of Michigan, thc Chairman of the
Republican Cnii?ression?! Committee.
Nor does Mr. Hubbcll know Mr. Turner.
Mr. Robinson hud, iii some mysterious
way, been made free of tho floor of the
HOUBO. Mr. Turner hus for some time
been using a crutch, bub the other morn
ing entered the llouso without this aid to
locomotion. While passing the Repub
lican side of the Chamber an thc v.r.y to
bis sent, very much to bis surprise ho was
accosted by a gentleman who said he do
Hired to Hpeak with him. Wo now let
Mr. Turner tell tho Btory :
"Stepping back a few paces, ho asked
mo if I knew tho editor of tho Groen
buelr paper on iVnnsyUaniu avenue. I
told bim I did not remember bim. Ho
remarked that he was "rendering us great
or valuable service in Ohio and Ken
lucky ; that ho had attend d tho
convention in Ohio and was instru
mental in preventing n fusion be
tween the Dcmocruts and Grccnbackers
and that ho was sending thousands of his
papers into Kentucky and Ohio, and
making inroads into the Democratic
party and doing us much good." He
Vid: "Weare aiding him, und it re
quires a good deni of money, and 1 would
like that you would aid him." I nsked
him what was tho editor's name. He
nulled a card out of his pocket and said :
Lee Grandall." I looked at him with
surprise and inado no reply. Ho then
asked mo to take tho matter under con
considcration and aid him if I could, und
turned around and walked oil"."
When tho D?mocratie member from
Kentucky recovered from his surprise ho
asked au acquaintance standing by tho
name of tho gentleman with whom ho
i bud been talking, and was informed that
thc drummer for tho National organ was
no less a person than Mr. Hubbull, t'.j
Chairman of the Republican Congression
al Committee. Tho fortunate mistake has
fully revealed tho truo character of the
National View and its editor, and their
earnest advocacy of a third ticket in
Ohio is fully explained. They uro sim
ply paid by tho Republicans to attempt
to divido tho Democracy and bring about
a Kenublic.m victory. After thia expos
ure, however, they will not have much
influence with tho Greenbackers of Ohio
or of any other State."-Augusta ( kron
ide and Constitutionalist.
MAN AS A BONNET BUYER.--"New
bonnet, new bonnet-$12 for a new bon
net!" exclaimed Mr. Slick tho other
evening, aa his wifo suggested a chango
from tho winter styles.
"Yea, only $12," she humbly replied.
"$12 for a bonnet is a confounded out
rage, and I know it I" ho went on.
"Why, I can buy two fine silk hats for
that money, and havo some strawberry
chango left I' It's a dead swindle to ask
$12 for a bonnet."
"Well, I can't do better, Mr. Slick.
That's tho price, and I must pay or go
without."
"You don't knt 'v how to buy-th-.i's
what ails you?" he growled. "I'll bei
money I can buy a $12 bonnet for 5-3. It's
all in knowing how to hundi? the sales
men."
"I wish you'd trv it," sho suggested.
"I will, by George 1 1 willi I'll bring
ou up a new bonnet in tho morning and
'll get it $4 cheaper than you dare to I"
Mr. Slick was as good as his word.
Ho went into a millinery store noxt fore
noon with his oyo teeth nil sharnnned.
and with the idea in bis mind that every
bonnet in tho store was priced at exactly
$12. Ho looked around a little, selecting
a bonnet that pleased him, and pointing
his caue at it and caiiing up his deepest
voice, he inquired:
"Are you asking $12 for that bonnet 1"
The woman flushed, looked from the
bennet to the man, and was trying to re
ply, ;?hen ho f-aid :
''Theso aro not the times for outrageous
prices, and all buyers realize it. I'll give
you $tf for that bonnet, and not n cent
more.'
"That-that bonnet-"
"?$8, and no more 1" ho interrupted ;
and she put thcorticlo in a box and took
his money.
"What'd I tell my wife, oh?" he whis
pered, as he went out. "I toll you it
takes a man to buy goods, no matter
whether it's fence posts or paper cam
bric I"
When he sat down at home and took
the cover off the box and held up the
bonnet, Mrs. Slick inquired :
"How much did she chargo you ?"
"$8. madam; while you would havo
paid $121"
"Richard 1" she said, as she tried to
laugh all over at once, "I was with the
lady next '?oor when oho ordered that
bonnet for ncr cook, and tho price was to
be Sri. You see, it-"
He held un bis finger, counted three
fives out of his wallet, and loft them on a
chair for her.-Detroit free Pres*
. Children cry for it, but they stop crying
at onco, after they have taken a single
dose, as Dr. Bull's Baby Syrup cures all
tho pains our little ones oro etibject to.
Price ?8 cents a bottle.
CYCIX>NEH.-Mr. Harham, Sn Nature,
concluder that "n cyclone in occasioned
by the meeting and passing each otbei
of a northerly and southerly current, so
that they pass each other on the left
hand respectively." Supposing thin to
be true for thc northern h?misph?re, We
must for tho southern hemisphere sub
stitute right hand for left.
There is nothing in this contrary to
dynamical principles, but the facts of the
geographical disposition of cyclones ap
pear to show that the eddies or whirls in
which they originate are formed, not by
north and south currents passing each
other, but by tPc snnie meeting ench
other: that is to tay, in the zone where
thc north and south trade winds meet,
when this zone is at some distance from
tho equator. Cyclones aro not formed
in or near thc equator, because there the
earth lins no rotation relatively to an
axis drawn vertically to its surface.
Mr. Ulan ford has written in Nature,
showing that Mr. Harham has not ac
counted for the motive power of the cy
clone, and explaining it hy thc libera
tion of latent heat from the condensation
1 of vapor In nu ascending current at the
center of thc cyclone. This explanation
was the first given by Iv*py in his "Phi
losophy of Storms." and is certainly true.
But tl?*' two questions are quite distinct,
viz: What sets tho cyclone going? and,
How is ii supplied with motivo power?
Three conditions are needful for the
formation of a cyclone-first, an eddy
produced where currents of air meet ;
second, suflicient "steam power of the
atmosphere," ns Espy calls it, to produce
a strong in-draft tu thc center of the
eddy; third, a position sulliciciltly far
from the equator for the currents of air
towards the center to he sensibly deflec
ted by the earth's rotation.
Hut how is the in draft first set up?
I reply, by the centrifugal force of the
eddy causing a barometic depression at
its center, whence follow cold, thc con
densation of vapor, and thc liberation of
heat which has been latent. The liber
ated heat expands the air in Ibo upper
strata, thus supplying tho motive power
of the cyclone.-J. J. Murphy in Na
ture.
A ROMANCE OF THE NORTHWEST.
Eleven years ago, the daughter of W. II.
Wallace-a little girl of seven years
was abducted from her father's house, in
Portland, Oregon. Wallace searched
high and low for lier, ami though he
felt certain that her mother from whom
he was separated, had tixken her, there
was no clew as to her whereabouts. Une
day recently the father was surprised to
receive a dainty, perfumed missive, ad
dressed in n neut hand. Ho was still
more surpr. i when tho words "My
dearest father," mot his eye. He read
through his tears Mint his Lillian was
living with her mother at Yakima and
that she had determined to reconcile her
parents or to live first with tho one nnd
then with the other. She said lier moth
er put her in the Sisters' school at Van
couver, and that she had been cdncated
there Wallace remembered that he had
been a policeman nt Vancouver during
a part of tho timo mentinned by his
daughter, nnd lind passed n thousand
tim?0 UH 1er the shadow of the school.
He hastened to Yakima, and it was
agreed thal ibero should bc a reconcilia
tion. Miss Lillian is a handsome young
lady of eighteen now, and the part she
played in the romance makes her tho
heroine of Portland andof the far North
west.
Miss Du KB AT HOME.-Tho New
York Herald?? correspondent nt Snow
Hill, Maryland, telegraphs ILS follows:
"Miss Lillie Huer, who was released from
imprisonment Friday, arrived at Poco
moke City that evening, and was received
with demonstrations ol joy hy her friends,
who called upon her at her father's house.
In taking leave of a gentleman who
drove her homo from Snow Hill, and who
had expressed a polite wish to see her
again whenever she visited that town,
she said : 'I never want to sec Snow
Hill ngain ; I nm done with courts nnd
pistols forever.' It will he remembered
that tho pistol with which she shot Ella
Hearn was bought in Snow Hill. As soon
as J migo Wilson passed sentence upon
the prisoner, her lawyers entered into
recognizance for thc fine, and her friends
piLssed a paper around for subscriptions
to help the father pay tho money, his
slender means hav lng] ieen exhausted by
tho expenses of tho trial. Two hun
dred dollars was raited in Snow 1 lili and
vicinity in a few hours, and the remain
der will be subscribed in Pocomoke."
ORGANIZING A WORLD'S FAIR.-Tho
citizens' committee of the proposed
World's Fair to be held in New York
held a meeting Monday evening. The
sub-committee on organization and clas
sification recommended first, that the
proposed World's Fair bo held in tho
city of New York in 188I1; second that it
be held under thc direction of one organ
zatiou, bo created by act of Congress,
consisting of commissioners from the dif
ferent States and Territories, and from
the city of New York and other promi
nent cities of tho United States, giving a
Buflicient numbor to New York city to
constitute and effective working execu
tive committee ; third, that this report be
submitted to tho National convention
called to meet in New York. Tho report
was adopted and referred to the National
convention. Mr. H. O. Stebbins was
elected permnncnt president. The chair
man stated that already fifteen States,
eighteen cities and fourteen commercial
organizations, representing T7G del
egates, had intimated their intention of
being represented at tho convention.
The convention is now in session.
No TIME.-No timo to mend your
dress, but whon tho little hole catches
on a nail and becomes a grcnt rent, then
you will have to and mend, it will be an
hour's work, whilo fivo minutes would bo
enough for a little hole. No time to pull
up the weed, but when your garden is
fijll of weeds you will find that you must
exterm?nalo them, and will toil in
tho aun for a whole day. No time to
tench that little child of yours, to give it
habits of neatness, and snow it what is
tlgui &Uu trust io rYrO?g. No tllit?l All,
but you will hnvo enough in after years
to bewail your forgetfulness of that 'Utle
immortal soul entrusted to your keeping.
W<? ndl have timo for twenty things a day
which wo do not do, busy as wo may
think ourselves.
TH E TEX AS GOVERNOR REQU EST ED TO
RESIGN.-An indignation meeting of
over 1,000 citizens was held nt Houston,
Texas, June 20, to denounce Governor
Roberts for commuting tho death senten
ces of tho murderer Coward and ibo rap
ist Fields. The crowd was addressed by
several gentlemen, when resolutions wero
rend by F. A. Small expressing utter con
tempt for Governor Roberts, denouncing
bim as the aider and shielder of murder
ers and assassins, asserting that ho had
deceived and lost tho confidence of tho
pcoplo, and ending by demanding that
Governor Roberts, if ho has any manhood
loft, resign a position ho has disgraced
by prostituting it to tho aid and comfort
of murderers and assassins. The resolu
tions were unanimously adopted. Three
groans were given for Governor Roberts,
whoso name was hissed and hooted
whenover mentioned.
DOUGHNUTS.-If you douro doughnuts
that are the nicest and richest you over
ate, make them from Dr. Price's Cream
Raking Powder, according to the direc
tions on the c*?n. Such doughnuts, with
a cup of coffee, and a light Cream Bating
lewder biscuit, would cause a delightful
surprise to the uninitiated.
No ono can think clearly when suffer
ing with Headache Dr. Bull's Balti
more Pillo will banish this disagreeable
ailment. Price 25 cents.
cm
WHY Gl KORO B W. WILLIAMS STOPP?
KI? SELLIN?! WHISKEY.-Wben Geo. W.
William!*, tho Charleston millionaire,
was a young man, lie became a partner
in a wholesale grocery house in Augusts,
Ga. The sale of liquors was a leading
feature and principal part of tho busi
ness curried on by thc firm. Thc thing
went on until the death of a man Wai)
traced to a barrel of whiskey that had
gone out ol that establishment. Heing
well grounded in tho principles of
religion and temperance, Williams was
shocked and distressed by thc Bad even?
and determined to free himself from fut,
thercomplicity in the liquor trafic, lie put
his foot down on that branch of thebusi
Incas, and declared tbnt no more liquor
should be sold by the firm of which ho
wu? a member. Friends remonstrated,
alleging that tho bouse chiefly made its
money through the sale of liquors, and
that if this trallh: were discontinued the
I concern would break. Williams stood
firm, the sale of liquors waa abandoned,
j but thc business of the house, instead of
' declining, increased. Williams after
wards removed to Charleston, aud has
? been steadily prosperous, until he ranks
among the richest men of tho South.
Exchange.
A WA UNI NU JO COTTON PLANTERS.
It may bo well for planters to remem
ber that if they are in position to hold
their cmp during the months of Septem
ber, October and November, they have
absolute control of tho market, and it
may happen that all this gambling which
has been going on may result in high
prices ami profitable markets, if the
gold men have really turned thei atten
tion to cotton sp?culation, as seems to be
evident, th<> only substantial thing about
thc whole business will bc the cool and
conservative! farmer who is able to hold
bis colton until such time as may be to
his interests to place it upon thc market.
The speculators may have the power to
run the price of thc staple down or to
raise it up, and it may happen that their
madness may sometimes ailed thc inter
ests of tho producer unfavorably, but
their itiflucnco ?B only temporary, ami, in
j any event, it is not often the ouse that
the planters sutler when the market is
active. Fortunate for them if they have
so arranged their affairs as to bo able to
watch the antics of the speculators with
indifference until the figures offered jus
tify them in turning their crop loose
among thc wild gamblers of Wall street.
-A (tnuta ( vmttbttion.
THE HI.rt: AND THE GRAY.-TWO of
the illicit distillers tried at this term of
the United States Court were soldiers in
the war. One, Joe Lewis by name, a
noted moonshiner of North Carolina, was
in tho Confed?rate army; thc other,
Henry Wildncr of this county, was n
IT. |__ _ il;.. HU M. ;.._j. ?..
i mun ntjiulci. nunc III piioun unrnil
ing trial, they indulged in many politi
cal discussions over the "unpleasant
ness." Colonel John C. Summers was
employed as counsel in both cases.
When the sentences were being passed,
Wildncr requested tho Colonel to call
tho attention of tho Judge to the fact
that ho had been a true and faithful
Union soldier, which was done. The
Judge replied that "for that reason lie
should havo hoon p. bolter citizen," and
sentenced him to the Penitentiary for
one year. Lewis, the more notorious ol
the two, got off with ono month in
jail. Turning to Lewis, Wildner said,
"I don't see why ho sent mo to the Pen
itentiary and not you." "That was be
cause you was a d-d Yankee," replied
Lewis, "and be oughter hung you for't."
All around joined in a good laugh. -Ab
ingdon ( IV.) Standard.
- At tho funeral of the late Baron Lion
el de Rothchild tho first three spadefuls
of earth were thrown in by the eldest son
bf the deceased, "so that ho might fulfil
thc duty of burying his dead." The
other kinsmen followed in their order,
then mombcia of tho congregation. Al
tho collin was lowered into the grave
those present joined in thc words: "May
be como to his appointed place in peace,
and plucked a few blades of crass before
they loll, saying in acknowledgment ol
the resurrection : "And they shall bios
som forth from the ruins liku thc dust ol
the earth."
- This is the view taken of it by an
infant of St. Joseph, Missouri : Little
Freddie was undergoing the disagreeable
operation of having his hair combed by
his mother, mid nc grumbled at tht
manuvre. "Why, Freddie," said mama,
"you ought not to make such a fuss. 1
don't fuss and cry when my hair h
combed." "Yes," replied the youthful
party, "but your hair ain't hitched tc
your head !"
- When Mr. Win. Lloyd Gairison diet!
I looked for a report of his will to set
how much money he had left thc African
brother for whom bis heart bled and hit
jawbone had no Sunday. That instru
ment has been made public, and not o
cent does bo leave for any negro. Thh
is thc old, old story-tho story that
George Canning told so inimitably in
"The Needy Knife grinder and thc
Friend of Humanity."
- A North Carolina man got tired ol
life, and went out in thc stable and hunjj
himself with a blind bridle. Justas ht
was about bringing bis last gasp a neigh
bor opportunely passed, and seeing nh
peril promptly cut him down. Ah, sait
tho would-bo suicido, why didn't you lei
mo alono; in two minutes I'd been ir
heaven. Yes, dryly remarked the other
?ou'd play thunder in heaven with ;
lind bridle on !
- A wooden watch, said to bc an ex
ccllcnt time keeper, is tho property o
N. Devoit, of Bristol, Tennessee. I
weighs but half an ounce. The din
Elate is made from tho horn of a buttah
?lied b? a locomotive on tho Texas Pa
ellie Railroad. The outside is made o
olive wood from Jerusalem. Tho work?
except a few of tho most important, an
boxwood. Even tho step i and bow ar<
of wood.
- During a thunderstorm recently t
book agent and n mule got caught in tin
rain, and they sought refuge in un out
building, whero tho owner of tho houst
happened to bc, and when the coroner'!
jury came to find n verdict, they were un
j ?bin lo K!iv whether tho owner of tin
I house got struck bv lightning, kicked b\
thc muir, or talked to death by tho book
agent.
- An English trade circular com
plains that tho cotton mill?, of Russin
are running day and night, and have
consumed fifty per cent, more of the
stapln this year than during tho same
period last y ;*ar.
- Thero will bo no duel. Lamar is
certainly no duelost, and, if ho were
under tho code-thc onus is on his ad
versary. Conkling is no duelist, either,
because ho is a bu!'/ and u coward and
afraid to fight.
- Elder sister to lille one, who np
?tears to take great interest in Mr. Skin
>ens: "Come, little pct, it is time youl
eyes were shut in sleep." Little pct : "1
think not. Mother told me to keep my
oyee open when you anti Mr. Skibben*
were together."
- Doctors say that tho tears a i.;an
sheds when ho takes n mouthful of mu?
lard by mistake for potato, are an genuine
as tho tears shed by a man becauso hit
mother-in-law is dead
- Senator Lamar is not the first tc
call Senator Conkling a liar. Scnatoi
Burnsido and Sonator Gordon bad gone
over that ground before, but probably
some more witnesses can be had if ne
cessary.
- Who is wise? Ho that is tencha
ble. Who is mighty? Ho that conquer
himself. Who is rich ? He that ss con
tented. Who is honored? He tba
bonni vt h others.
- In tho face of California's now con
stitution and Kearney's threats, 1,021
Chinamen have sailed iutoSan Francisa
on a single steamer.
45 Years Before tho Public.
THE GENUINE
DH. C. McLANE'S
CELEBRATED
LIVER PILLS,
FOR THE CL'RE OF
Hepatitis, or Liver Complaint,
nvsrersiA ANO SICK IIKADACIIB.
Symptoms of a Diseased Liver.
1JAIN in inc right sid under thc
edge of thc rihs, increases on pres
sure; sometimes thc pain is in thc left
side; thc patient is rarely able to lie
on thc left side; sometimes the pain is
felt under thc shoulder blade, and it
frequently extends to thc top of thc
shoulder, and is sometimes mistaken
for rheumatism in thc arm. Thc
stomach is affected with loss of appe
tite nnd sickness; thc bowels in gen
eral arc costive, sometimes alternative
with lax ; the bead is troubled with
pain, accompanied with a dull, heavy
sensation in the back part. There is
generally a considerable loss of mem
ory, accompanied with a painful sen
sation of having left undone some
thing which ought to have been done
A slight, dry cough is sometimes an
attendant. The patient complains of
weariness and debility; he is easily
startled, bis feet are cold or burning,
and he complains of a prickly sensa
tion of the skin; his spirits are low;
and although he is satisfied that exer
cise would he beneficial to him, yet
he can scarcely summon up fortitude
enough to try it. In fact, he distrusts
every remedy. Several of the above
symptoms attend thc disease, but cases
have occurred where few of them ex
isted, yet examination of the body,
after death, has shown the LIVER to
have been extensively deranged,
AG UE AND FEVER.
PR. C. MCLANE'S LIVER PILLS, IN
CASKS OF AGUE AND FEVER, when
taken with Quinine, are productive of
thc most happy results. No better
cathartic can be used, preparatory to,
or alter taking Quinine We would
advise all who are afflicted with this
disease to give them a FAIR TRIAL.
For all bilious derangements, and as
a simple purgative,they are unequaled.
BI2WABE OF IMITATIONS.
Thc genuine are never sugar coated.
Every box lias .1 roil wax seal on the lid,
with the impression IJK. MCLANE'S LIVER
hl.ii.
Th? genuine MCLANE'S LIVER PILLS bear
th? sigimturus of C. MCLANE and FLEMING
llit'ts. rm the wrappers.
In ist ttjion having thc genuine DR. C.
di I.wu's I.IVER PILLS, prepared by Flcm
p.ros., of Pittsburgh, Ps.,thc market being
full of imitations of the name HIcL><tnef
spelled differently but same pronunciation.
YELLOW FEVER-BLACK VOMIT.
It is too soon to forget the ravages of this terrl
ble disease, whleh will no doulit return in a inore
malignant mid virulent form tn tlic fall of 187'J.
MERBELL'8 HEPATINE, a Remedy discover
"d in Southern Nubia and used with auch ? under
fill results In South America where tile most ag
gravated cases of fever ara found, causes from one
to two ounces of bile to he filtered or strained
from l'lie Mimd each time it nasses through the
Liver, as long as an excess of bile exists. Hy its
wonderful action on th? Liver and Stomach the
HEPATINE not only prevents to a certainty any
kind of Fever and Black Vomit, hut also cures
Headache, Constipation cf thu Bowels, Dyspepsia
and all Malarial diseases.
Noone need lear Yellow Fever who will expel
thu Malarial Poison and excess of Idle from the
blood by using MEBRELL'S HEPATINE, which
is sold hy nil Druggists In 25cent and 81.00 bottles,
or will bo sent liv express br thc Proprietors,
A. F. MERRELL A CO., PliiU., Pa.
Dr. Pemberton'* Stlllingia or Qnecu'N
Delight.
Tho reports of wonderful cures of Rheumatism,
Scrofula* Salt Rheum, Syphilis. Cancer, deers and
Sores, that come from all parts of the country, nrc
mit only remarkable but so miraculous aa tn be
doubled was il not for tho abuudaucu of proof.
REMA Ii KA ll LE CUBS OE SCROFULA, Ac.
due of CW. J, C. Ilramon.
KtMORTOM, Ga., September 15, 1871.
G KN TS-For sixteen years I have been n great
sufferer from Scrofula in Its most distressing forms.
I have been conflucd to my room and bed for fif
teen years with scrofulous ulcerations. The most
approved remedies for such cases had been used,
and tho most eminent physicians consulted, with
out any decided hene?t. Thus prostrated, dis
tressed, desponding, I waa advised by Ur. Ayer, ni
Floyd County, Ga., to commence tho uso of youl
Comp OU ud Extract Stllllngln. Language ls as In
sufficient lo describe the relief I obti.lned from thc
use ot the Stilllngia ns it is to convi y an adequate
idea of the Intensity of my suffering before using
your medicine ; sufficient to say, I abandoned all
other remedied and continued the uso of your Ex
tract of Stilllngia, until I can ?nv truly. "I nm
cured of all pain," of all disease, with nothing tu
obstruct the active pursuit of my profession. More
than elgla months have elapsed linea thia re
markable cure, without any return of the disease.
For the truth of the above Statement, I refer to
any gentleman In Barlr.w County, (?a., mid to thc
members of the bar of Cherokee Circuit, who art
acquainted with me. I shall ever romain, with thc
deepest gratitude, your obedient servant,
J. C. BRANSON, Alfy at Law.
A MIRACLE.
WEST POINT, GA., Sspt. ir,, IR70.
GENTS-My daughter was taken on the 2.1th dav
of .Tune, 1HG3, with what was supposed to bo Acut?
Rheumatism, anil was treated for thc samo with nc
success. In March, following, pieces of bone lle
gan to work out of the right arm, ni:d continued
to appear till all the Niuo from the elliow to the
shoulder joint came out. Many pieces of bone
came out of the right fitot and leg. Tho caso wm
then pronounced one of White Swelling. Aftei
having been confined about six years to her Iu d
and the casu considered hopeless, I v. as Induced ts
try Hr. Dembcrton's Compound Extract of St illln
f:trv, and was so well satisfied with Ita effects that I
lavo continued the use nf lt until the present.
My daughter was confined tu ber bud about six
years before she sat up or even turned over with
out I.rip. Sho now sits up all day, and sews mosl
Of her time-has walked across die room. Hoi
gcnrral health ls now gold, ann I believe sho will
as her limits gain strength, wAlk well. 1 attribute
her recovery, with thc blessing of (?od, to tho us*
of your invaluable medicine.
With gratitude, I am your; truly,
W. Ii. BLANTON.
WEST POINT, GA., Sept. I? 1870.
GENTS-The above certificate of Mr. W. B. Blan
ton we know and certify to as being truo. The
thing ls so ; hundreds of the most respected citi
zens will certify to lt. As much reference can be
given os may be required. Yours truly,
CRAWFORD A WALKER, Druggists.
HON. D. H. WILLIAMS.
DR. PEMBERTON'S 3TILLIN0IA la propar
eil by A. K. MERRILL A CO.. l'hlla.. Pa.
Sofd by all Druggists In Sl.OO bottles, or sent hy
fclend for"jiook-"Curious Story"-tree to nil
Medicines sent to poor people, payable lu Install
ments.
New Advertisements.
SUMMER TRAVEL.
If you journey for business, health or recreation
to the Mountains, Lakes, or Shore, over laud 01
over sea, don't fall to secure the protection of AC
CIDENT INSURANCE lu THE TRAVELERS
of Hartford. Any regular Agent will write I
yearly or monthly Pulley In a few minutes, or a
Ticket from ono to thfrty days. Tho cost ls se
rrr.i'.l that any one can afiVrd lt who travels at all
Cash paid for Accidental Injuries over $3,000,000
it).TH IS
i.Mnaataryoi s lou pot moma
na ti i?tr?? ?-.'ium|.-.ii.n, lo ?.-ll our
u.v.-iu ..... II. fWM %:kat ve ana,
,4?iiC8iiJis AiV.?l i-il.?ti'h.
TO F. G. RICH A CO.. Portland
- r m -m-t *- Maine for best Agency Business io
Iho WorliL Expensive Outfit Free.
?.ryiy a Month and expensea guaranteed to agents
<P* . Outfit free. SHAW A Co., Augusta, Maina
AWWfW A YEAR and expenses to agents. Ontfll
ip jf <| i Freo, Address P. O. V ICK ERY, A uga?
/iilvArttcAmant ?f * "n" Inserted 1 week lr
:\tl? rnioCfllCnt 330 newspaper? for #10. Sem'
KV. for 100 page pamphlet. O. P. ROWELL A
CO., N. Y.
QUICK SAL.ES
AND
cfMM Aaa
k3.il i*. rn*
PROFITS
18 our motto, and we can make it to youl
Interest to rall and sc? na when you an
in need of anything. Wc will sell yoi
good Goods at low price?.
A. H. TOWERS A (XX.
No. 4 Granito Kow.
April 17, 1879 40
J A::D RELIABLE, 5
.t'Oitu'.i Liv;:u JjiVioon.vroiiJ
? ;. I F t:u?lj Remedy for ^"??S
.? o? t'.io Liver, Stomach %*f?^S
. ji'V- rt.-It in Fun ly^j??y
?^ <\?0???l[I i]''i?1 V?JS
B?p^ * has been uscd?
$B Va V?* *or moro than yoQr8,J
jBB?*^ with unprecedented results.}
'?V.* SEND FOR CIRCULAR.J
?^Si TiW? SANFORD, MiDi, mw YOUKCITYS
ASI ?) m li ti IST WILL TELL TOI: ITU UMTTlTIOft. J
J. B. CLARK & SON,
?
HA VIC JUST UECK1VEI) from New
York a tine assortment of Goods in
their line, consisting ol'
Cloths,
Doe Skin Cassimeres,
Worsted Diagonals,
English and
American
Suitings,
Fancy
Cassimeres,
Which are the most beautiful we have ever
had the pleasure of exhibiting to our custo
mers before.
Call and see them and selecta Suit before
they ure all gone.
Wc GUAItANTEE SATISFACTION,
both in style and fit and good work.
We respectfully ask our friends and thc
public generally to give us a call bofore
purchasing elsewhere.
April 3, 1ST!) 33
SMITH'S WORM OIL!
ATHENS, QA., December 8, 1878.
A few nights since I gave my son one dose
of thc Worm Oil, and the next day he passed
sixteen large worms. At thc same time I gave
ono to my little girl, four years old, and she
passed eighty-six worms from finir to fifteen
inches long. W. P. PHILUrs.
WORM OIL for sale by Urussists gener
ally. Prepared by E. S. LYDON, Athens,
Georgia. Trice 25 cents.
March 14, 1870 35 ly
Isa |!?rfi'rt !ii<>":> I'nunr.it. anil la Uio
only purely Vi-, IT rr:.--, remedy known tofcl
enrv. lh.ii l?.i- made mdh-al mut I'KKMANKMT
Cras - ?r: i'fiiii.i? -TI ! :: in i.\ la nil their
Kinder.
lt i!;. ri.ti'di?y remove uiccvury (hun tho
ty lent; it rc!teres the egoulcs nf inVrvurial
rliciimaUrm, and speodlly cures oil rktn ills
For salo by SIMPSON, REID & CO
Anderson, 8. C.
April 17, 1870 40 ly
WATER WHEELS,
MANUFACTURERS OF
STEAM ENGINES ANO BOILERS.
MACHINE MOULDED DEARING,
POOLE &' HUNT,
rJALTIMOEE.. . -
WANTED!
A No. 1 YOKE of OXEN.
ArrLY TO
J. M. Matthews, Belton, S.O.
(Formerly of Ninety Six,)
MANUFACTURER of tho Palmetto
Cotton Gin and Condenser. Agent
for tho New Economizer Steam Engine and
Boiler, tho Farquhar Thresher and Separa
tor, Saw Mills, Grist Mills and other Ma
chinery.
Repairing faithfully done. Loiters by
mail receive prompt attention.
April 3, 1870_38_2m
The Nineteenth Century adds the
Eighth Wonder of the World.
The Holman Liver Pad,
PLASTERS and SALTS,
Cures without medicine, simply by absorp
tion. A sure cure for Dyspepsia, Tor
pid Liver, Biliousness, and all
such Diseases.
Cidl nt once, ye Invalids.
8old in tho Town of Anderson only by
8IMI>20N, REID & CO.,
Benson House Coiner.
March 20,1879 30 ly
THEY II AVE COME J
THOSE GRAIN CRADLES we spoke
ol, ami we hope you will call and see
them. Wo can offer you bargains.
A. B. TOWERS A CO.
F. W. WAGENER & CO.,
<J II A. KLESTC IV ,
SOUTH CAROLINA,
Cotton Factors, Wholesale Grocers,
AND
LIQXJOTl ?EAJkERS.
AGENTS FOR
Oriental Quo Powder,
Pruiuj and Flowers Kinoking Tobacco,
Celebrated Itevcrsible Cotton Tie,
Wagener and Georgia (irango Fertilizers.
B?r .Sample? of anything in our linc sent on application with pleasure.
F. W. WAGEN ER. ' U. A. WAGENER.
April 10, 1879_3f>_ly
EXTRA FINE FLOUR,
CHOICE N. O. MOLASSES,
And BACON in abundance.
Call hi get Prices bci'oro lliiying.
AFINK VARIETY OF Kl? COFFEE, from 15c. to ?Je. per pound. There uro
sume Coll?es higher, but noun better.
Staple Dry Goods, Hats and Shoes,
AT GREATLY REDUCED PRICES.
SCYTHES AND CRADLES, HOES and PLOWS,
Ami other Funning Implement* fur sale nt the very lowest cash prices.
Apr? 17.1870
REED & HERRICK.
33 ly ?I
USTETW" FIRM,
STILL FURTHER REDUCTION IN FREIGHTS
A.NJL> PRICES OF
ALL CLASSES OF GOODS.
-o
"117"],; now huve in Store, und ure receiving from tho Northern and Western markets a
VV full Stock of UENEKAL MEUCHA NOISE.
Olio Out* Load of 13 no o ii,
Ouo Cur Load ol* Flour,
Ono Oar Load IV. O. MoInsscB.
In addition to these Ulinga, we have a fresh ?tock of Groceries, Dry GoodM,
Ilurtlwurc. BootN, NIIOON, Hutu, CupM, Clothing, dlruiN, Crockery- .
ware, ?fcc.. ,fcc., nil of which will he sold low for cash or hurter. If you want anything
kept in a well-assorted stock of the above articles, or those usually found in first-class I
mercantile houses, will on us for it, and we will supply you at the very cheapest prices.
BARR & CO?.,
NO. IO GRANITE ROW, ANDERSON, S. C.
P. S.-Ali indebted to the obi firm of DARR ? PANT oro notified to call nnd make;
payment of their Notes and Accounts at once.
Keb 13. 187!) 12 ly
GREAT REDUCTION
IN PRICES OF
Ml, CLOTHinO, BOOTS ?HD SHOES,
In order to reduce my stock in those lines.
GROCERIES AT LOWEST PRICES.
H.A-:R,:D"WJL:R,:EL I:R,O:
AND
BUGGY MATERIAL.
ifv?SEWPNC. MACHINE,Sj*-f
not haul Machines about to sell them-therefore do not have to include any expc
ses in thc prices.
AGENCY FOR FIRST-CLASS FERTILIZERS.
C A. REED, Agent.
ou1
do
Jun 27. 1870
13
FURNITURE, FURNITURE
-&
CHEAPER THAN EVER.
TOLLY the Leader o? LOW PRICES.,
?AV.
0 3K at some of the figures at which you can buy Furniture at in Anderson :- '
J
Good Hani Wood Cottage Bedsteads at $2.50; without Slats and Castors, $2.00. : :
Towel Fud and Drawer Washstands, $1.35. Large Wardrobes, $11.00.
Large Tin Safes, wit!, two doors and drawer, $5.50.
Good, strong Rocking Chairs, $1.40. (.'une Hottom Chairs, per set, $0.00.
Painted Chamber Sets, consisting of Dress Bureau, Redstead, Washstand ariii
Table, $14.00 ; with four Chairs and Rocking Chair, complete, $19.75.
Walnut Chamber Suits, consisting of high head-boanl French Bedstead, iUircattj'
with Andi Standard and Glass, Washstand and Table, $23.75; with four fin?
Walnut Chairs and Oval Hack Rocking Chair, $32.75.
And everything else in proportion.
I have on hand a very lurgc Stock, from a fifteen dollar Suit up to a two hundred
dollar Suit. I claim to sell cheaper than Greenville, and will duplicate any bill that can
bc bought thore.
G. F. TOLLY, Depot Street.
Oct 4,1877 12 :/
BRADLEY'S PATENT PHOSPHATE
AND
C0MBAHEE ACID PHOSPHATE.
\ ' >'
lil F ore ngents for tho above celebrated Fertilizers, having sold Bradloy's ratent for s?|\
W eral years, we know lt to bc good. As to the ACID there is none better. Sro M??
II. A. Davis' certificate attached. Could give ir. re, but one is sufficient. Our terms arc?N
favorable as any Standard Guano. Give us a call l?'fore buying.
A. B. TOWERS & COU
ANDERSON, 8. C., Sent. 30. 1878- Messrs. A. Ii. Towera & Cb.-Dear Sirs : I bey Icava?f
say to you that I am well pleased with the Bradley's Guano that I bought of you usn
Spring. In fact I do not think there is any other guano equal to it except perhaps d$,
other, and there is no man who has used a greater variety of fertilizers titan I have.?*
shall want it again, and a great many of my ne!-{libers expect to uso lt next voar, jw!a
from seeing my cotton, B. A. DAVIS.
Feb 13. 1870 31
VIBGIITIA
HOUSE
COLUMBIA, S
A. J. DODAMEAD,
C.
PrtorniKTon.
THIS House Ls conveniently located-ll Main street, near Stat? House-being wi
five minutes' walk of the business pm l'on of "lie city and tho depot. The ro
arc large and well ventilated. Beds clean and comfortable. The table is supplied 1
the best the market adonis. Rates reduced to suit the times. Boanl and Lodging,
day, $1 60-minislcrs, $1.00. B. A. WILSON, Manager
Dec fi, 1878 21
Buy only th?
NEW
AMERICAJ
IT IS TUB
Only Sowing Mach!
winni
Hrlf-^lireading^hi
: :. ra: Zt.iZzV.izz 1 .
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T?S'? r.-cr ?V.r? C : :>.-..
Sfc&J I: \ho Licite: ..
rVi.- Simpleti, t?..- Mu.-1
.i. V. and in F- ri y first*
The Best tail:
The "NEW AMF?Tl' /t.- ,\ .?
more woik will? t?:t t. il... ..i ..:
application,
AC. ? .. '
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VJ
Dir
ji.ii.K
?ot out of o'?"i??r, m
I'lwstiated Cifcti > :
. :: i ED.
!..-.t len Street, Kalli? ur
C. A. REED, Agent, Anderson, 6. C. ?-.ir- 8peclal inducements for . a
Dec 5, 1&78