The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, April 24, 1879, Image 1
BY E. B. MURRAY & CO. ANDERSON, S. C., THURSDAY. APRIL 24, 1879. VOL. XIV -NO. 41.
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at idvflril-?lnp rati'3. Announcement* of marriages
ami deaths, and notices ofa religious cbaracler.ara
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ELECTION CASKS.
Tin? ."Motions for th? Defense Overruled
ItulliiKH on thu OMI -.II.III ol ?Juuhliliuf the
Juries-The Test Oath-Shall it Mun be
Required to Disqualify Hliuaelf ?-The
Oath Adinlulaterad.
Thc Uniteil Slates Circuit Court was
convened ut IO o'clock Monday morning,
11th ?nat., Judges Bond and Bryan on
the bench. Judge Bond delivered his
opinion upon the motion to quash the
array.
GENTLEMEN OF TUE BAW : In respect
to the motion before the court, which
was argued on Wednesday last, I have
come io the conclusion thal the motion to
quash should be overruled. It is a mo
tion louudcd not upon any allegation of
fraud or bad faith on the part of the olli
cera who executed the filly-first rule of
court. No impropriety of conduct is
charged against them, but it is simply
urged that these olliccrs have mistaken
their powers under the rule and have not
followed it strictly.
The ellice that these commissioners
execute is a purely ministerial oliice,
and although it bas been argued that as
they arc required to select men 61" intel
ligence and good moral character, &c,
they thereby acquire a quasi judicial
power, yet I hold that their duly is pure
ly ministerial. For instance : The ellice
of marshal is purely ministerial, and yet
every venire requires hil to "summon
good and lawful men ol Iiis district on
tlie jury." Now it is manifest that there
wa? au irregularity in thc selection ol
these jurors, but the irregularity is pure
ly technical, and the rule of the United
States Courts has always been that where
substantial justice could be done, where
thc rule has been substantially complied
with, and where it was nut shown that
manifest injustice would result tu the
parties to be tried by reason of the irreg
ularity, the courts have always refused lo
set aside the array.
Judge Bryan then delivered the fol
lowing dissenting opinion :
After a careful consideration of the
rules and the authorities presented by
counsel on either side, I am constrained
to differ with my associate.
I am compelled lo conclude that all ,
|hrec of the commissioners are necessary .
for the lawful selection of the juries; that j
the absence of one of them involves a j
fatal defect in the administration of the <
rule, and hence the part assigned Com- j
missioner Blythe, ot a precise locality ?
and for a Bpccial object, could not be j
performed by any other person. The (
rule makes no provision for any deputy, j
and he himself made uo attempt to ap
point such deputy or assign lr . position t
to any other person. The ru.o clearly, |
by inevitable implication, negatives the i
idea that any oilier person, unless pro- ?
vided for by the rule and with likequali- i
ideation, could perform his function, ile <
is distinguished from thc other commis- <
bioners by his locality, and cannot be \
confounded with them. Iiis participa
tion in thc initial action of thc three ?
commiss-ouers in the selection of the five I
hundred 'itizens of good intelligence and
character, and also as an adviser in their f
final action when it is to be determined
what names are to bo placed on the list
"with the approval of a majority ol the <
comminissioners," is equally necessary.
i cannot, therefore, accept thc jury BO i
drawn as one selected uccording to the ?
requirement and sound theory of thc |
rule, or which satisfies the order of thc \
court. j
And it is not permissible for the court '
now to modify or set aside the rule of j
thc court, and adopt a jury not selected t
according to the rule of court. Thal
rule has the force, dignity and obligation \
ol a statute, lt is in place of a statute t
and rests upon the authority ol a statute, t
which gives the courts ol' the United {
States ?lower to make all necessary rules
and regulation* for conforming the desig- 1
nation and impaneling of juries in sub- ?
stance to thc laws and usages now in t
force in such State ; and further, shall I
have power by rule or order, from time t
to time, to conform the same to any t
change in these respects which may here- <
after be udopted by the Legislatures of j
tho respective States for tho State courts, i
" This rule and thc others coupled with t
it were, on the deliberate judgment of I
the court, providing iu advance for ull t
cases deemed necessnry to secure juries I
enlightened, impartial and upright, and 1
they cannot bo set aside without abro- t
gating legislation and incurring the im- ]
putatiou of t!ie injustice, odium and t
cruelty of ex post facto law. The citizen i
and the government alike for their pro- t
t>dion have a right to insist upon thc i
maintenance um) enforcement of the 1
standard created by the law itself, and l
llmt tho citizen and the government shall I
have the benefit of the juries demanded
by tho law. i
ll is better (should such consequence
ensue) that there should be a failure ofa \
court or postponement of trial than that i
there should be a failure of justice.
And hero in order that we may prop
erly measure tho inconvenience arising
from a failure of an oificer to du his
duty, and a consequent failure of a term
of thu court, it is in place to observe that
no such event bas occurred since the re
organization of the courts of the United
States of tho State, now in the thirteenth
year of their administration.
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Tho clerk then proceeded to call the
names of the petit jurors lrom the. list in
alphabetical order, and as the jurors took
their seats Assistant United States Dis
trict Attorney Mackey placed them upon
their voir dire and applied thc following
oath, familiarly known us "ibo test
oath :"
"You do solemnly swear (or ailinn)
that you will support the constitution of
the United Stales of America ; that you
have not, without duress or constraint,
taken up arms or joined any insurrection
or rebellion against the Uniteil States;
that you have not adhered to any instir
rection or rebellion, giving it aid and
comfort; that you have not, directly or
indirectly, given any assistance in money
or any other thing to any person or per
H' Ui whom you know, or had good ground
to believe, to have joined, or to bc about
to join, said insurrection or rebellion ; or
to have resisted, or to be about to resist,
with force of arms, thc execution of the
laws of the United States ; and that you
have not counselled or advised any per
?on to join nny insurrection or rebellion
against, or to resist with force of urms,
the laws of thc Unite?] States."
Mr. Edward McOrady here objected to
applying this oath, on tho grounds, first,
thal section 820 was not of force, and
second, thnt if it is of force, the juror
could not bc examined on his voir dire A?
to any matter which would compel un
answer which would cit lier criminate
himself or be to his discredit or disgrace.
Judge Bond said he ?lid not care to
hear argument on thc first ground, as
thnt question had been decided in thc
Ellenton eases, and bc held that section
Sil?? was of force #
Mr. McCrady then addressed himself
to thc second ground, and argued thal as
the District Attorney had elected tu pro
ceed under section 820, which gave him
thc power to enforce the oath, in*tend ?if
section 821, which b lt ita application to
the discretion of the court, lie was com
pelled to prove thc disqualification by
"?turases, and not by extorting the prm?f
from the witnesses upon their voir dire. !
There were, he said, certain questions
looking to the qualification ot* tue juror
that could be asked upon his ruir dire,
but it was clear that no question could
be asked the juror on his voir dire which
in auy way goes to criminate him, and
still more which tends to his discredit or
disgrace. It was scarcely necessary to
argue to the court the question whether
Iiartieipation in a rebellion against the
Jutted otates was to the party's discredit
or not. Such a participation might uot
be considered a disgrace socially, but it
was certainly in the eye and in the terms
of the law a crime and a disgrace. As
far back as Bacon it has been held that
upon malters of challenge for cause "the
jurors may be asked such questions as do
not tend to criminate them." In sup
port of thia position Mr. McCrady cited
authority Iroin Salkcld. Archibold's
Criminal Pleadings, and the case against
Baldwin in the Pirst Constitutional Re
ports, Treadway. The jurors, under
these authorities, he claimed, could not
be asked any question au answer to
which might be, in the eyes of the law,
discreditable or dishonorable to them.
The jurors had been brought by the
United Stales government against their
will, and when they came the represen
tative of the United States government
hail no right to prove their dlsqualifica- .
lion by any such inquisi orial proceed
ing, but was compelled to prove the fact .
by witnesses.
District Attorney Northrop said : lu
the cu ' of Reynolds against tho United
States, the Chief Justice lays down ex
actly what questions may or may not
be pul to the juror on his voir dire. Tho
Chief Justice, in delivering the opinion
of the court upon the question of thc dis
qualification of a juror for cause, says:
"To make out the existence of the fact,
the juror who is challenged may bo ex
amined on voir dire, and asked questions
that do not tend to his infamy and dis
grace." I do not considei that those
who engaged in the late civii war have
incurred any such infamy or disgrace at
all which would estop the government
from putting this question.
Judge Rond-My judgment is that this
question does not come within the rule '
ns you slate it. The application of this
rule does not cause the juror to prove his '
infamy or disgrace. The law says that
y ou cannot ask a witness a question the '
answer to which would criminate bim, 1
md yet no one would hold for an instant
that a witness could not be asked whether
ir not he belonged to the Confederate
irmy.
Judge Bryan-I differ very materially
tvith Judge Bond on this question. I
!?old that thc application of timi oath m
itself virtually disfranchises a free chi- '
Ken, and takes from him the highest '
right of self-government, viz : the sitting
JU a jury. It is a total disfranchisement
if the citizen, and is the deepest disgrace 1
Lo liim. 1
Judge Bond-There is no disgrace
ibout it. There is no such crime as re- .
iel lion.
The test oath was then administered to I
bc jurors and the panel completed.
'1 n> United States Circuit Court was \
L-o iv? ned at Ul o'clock Tuesday morning,
Fudges Rond and Bryan presiding. Au
immense crowd thronged the court room,
ind considerable excitement was mani- 1
fested concerning the expected verdict in !
the case of thc United States vs. Wm. 1
Kerrigan, who was tried on Monday. ?
The jury were promptly in their seats at 1
IO o'clock, and after being called ren- ?
Jared a verdict ot guilty. >
Thc grand jury were then called and |
.vere handed several revenue cases by i
he district attorney. Before retiring to 1
heir rooms, Judge Bond charged tho i
?rand jury as follows : I
Gentlemen of the Grund Jury-You i
lave been brought herc from different I
nirts of the State to consider such mat- <
era touching thc violation of thc laws of , 1
he United States as have been commit- '
cd in this district since tho hut term of <
.his Court, lour jurisdiction is a limit- ?
id one. You do not sit as the grand , I
ury of the State Court does, having ju- j \
fsdiction over all cases touching viola- ? I
ions of the law, but your jurisdiction is ]
united to such cases as aro violations of ! j
he United States Statutes, chiefly of
"enecs against tho revenue laws of the
United States and the laws enacted for
he protection of thc elective franchise. -
Respecting each of those classes of laws
.here are alleged to be many viohftionr j
n this district, and a great deal of public
ixciteinent exists respecting the enforce- ! ?
neut of the laws of the United Suites re
lating to the elective franchise. I want,
therefore, to caution you that whatevor
feelings may exist outside of the Court j
House, nothing of that kind should bc
il lowed to approach thc court room. 1
Vou have taken a solemn oath that you '
will present no one from envy, hatred or '
malice, nor to screen any one for fear, J
favor, reward, or hope of reward. No ?
political bias or an effort to vindicate '
your political principles should influence j
you. But while you should bo careful to
lie free from all prejudice and bia?, yet it ?
is equally true that you should do your
duty fearlessly and enforce tho laws of
the United States without respect to
what anybody may think. You have I
boen picked out from your fellow-citizens I
because of your woll known good char
acter and good sense, and I desire that
you should vindicate the judgment of
the Court in that respect by performing
your duty fearlessly and impartially, lt
would bc perfectly useless for me to say
to you that without thc purity of tho
ballot-box in a Republican country there
could bc no good government. No mat
ter which set of men may pollute the .
ballot-box, nor what end they may seek
to accomplish-whether good, bad or in
different, nothing will justify the tam
pering with the ballot-box. This is one
instance in which the end never justifies
thc means. One party may tamper with
the ballot-box to-day and may to-morrow
bc defrauded of their righta hy another
party. Once allow tho sacred character
of tho ballot-box to bo lost and the will
of tho peoplo can never bo expressed.
It is useless for mo to urge thij point
upon you, however, for the man'who
don't understand that the ballot-box is
the Are of the Covenant of thc Republic
and that no impure hands must touch it,
can best be taught that lesson not by lec
tures from the bench, but by fine and im
prisonment. Tho Court charges you to
calmly consider the alleged offences that
will bc brought before you, and to pa&s
upon them without partiality or fear.
TIIK IRON-GLAD OATH.
Thc assistant United States district at
torney then sUited to the Court that as
the government hud shown nine of thc
jurors to bo disqualified to sit on thc jury
by the application of thc tesl oath, he.
moved that these gentlemen be dis
charged, and that the marshal be in
structed to summon nine new persons
from the bystand? rs to take their places.
Judge A. G. Magrath herc rose and
said : Now, may it please the Court, this
order asked for by the district attorney
i-imt? mptntcs tho ?'?.-??>??;?- occlusion from
this Court of certain persons who yester
day were subjected to what was called a
challenge for cause under Section 820 of
tho Revised Statutes of the United States.
I submitted to your Honors yesterday
the point whether section 820 was of
force or not, and I would ask now simply
to state to your Honors the authority I
have for so saying. In the first section
of the act of April 20, 1871, it was de
clared hy tho Congress of the Knited
States that "the lirst section of the aet
entitled an act defining additional causes
of challenge and prescribing an addi
tional oath for grand and petit jurors in
thc United States Court, approved June :
17, 1872, be, and thc same is, hereby re- :
pealed." There is no doubt that in 1871,
at the time when this act was passed,
Section 820 of the Revised Statutes oft
the United States was no part of the laws
of the United States. In the ease of
Doyle against Wisconsin, 94, U. S. Re
ports, 01, 4th Otto, the Supreme Court
says: "Thc Revised Statutes arc a rc
vision and consolidation of the old Stat
utes rather than the enactment of new ."
Section 5,600 provides that "thc arrange- j
ment and classification of the several j
sections of thc revision have been made
for the purpose of a more convenient and
orderly arrangement of tho same, and,
therefore, no inference or presumption
of a legislative construction is to be
drawn by reason of tue title, under which
any particular section is placed." * *
"This makes it proper that wo should
look to the original act to ascertain the
legislative intent in case of doubt."
niB REVISED STATUTES NOT LAW, ONLY
EVIDENCE Ol' LAW.
Your Honor is aware that I now state
upon unquestionable authority that the
second edition of tho Revised Statutes of
the United States is not held to bc conclu
sive evidence of what are the laws of the
United States. And in this connection 1
would also refer your Honors to the fact
that in thc second edition of the Revised
Statutes, Section 5,095 declares that "Tho
foregoing seventy-three titles embrace
thc Statues of the United States, gene
ral and permanent in their nature, in
force the lat December, 1873, as revised
and consolidated by commissioners ap
pointed under an act of Congress, and
the same shall be designated and cited
as tho Revised Statutes of thc United
States."
Judge Bond: Certainly it is not con
clusive evidence, but il is prima j'acic ev
idence. Up to the first revision all an
tecedent statutes wero repealed, and all
ihc laws of the United States were re
onaclcd in that first revision of thc stat
utes.
Judge Magrath: But your Honor will !
not hold that a section which was not a
law of the United States, and may have
found ils way into tho first revision, would
be thereby law, because it is now found
in the second revision?
Judge Bond: But it was law in the
first revisiou. It was repealed, re-enact
ed in tim first Revised Statutes, and then
became a part of the second revision.
Judge Magrath: I submit that tho
question of whether it was made law in
tho first Revised Statutes depends upon
whether it was an existing law of tho
United States at the time of this first re
vision.
Judge Bond: No it don't.
Judge Magrath : According to the rul
ing of the Supremo Court your Honors
ure not bound to accept this section as
law simply because it is in ibis book.
Holding therefore that this Section (820) !
is not of force, I submit that while thu
cause of challenge is repealed by the re
peal of the section, it would appear as if i
tho Congress of the United States did
not intend to take away altogether the ' ,
protection intended to be afforded by
Section 820, and left standing us law
section 821, but with this specialjsafe- <
zuard altached : That it should not bo
in the power of the district-attorney athis j
pleasure to dictate would should or should ?
lot be thc disqualification of a juror, but
:iiat this test could only be applied when ,
,t seemed proper in thc wise discretion of
."e court. And it is easy to seo why (
Congress would submit to your Honor's | <
ivise discretion that privilege which it ,
A'OUld withhold absolutely from ils pros
ecuting officer. I submit, therefore, that ,
tile cause of challenge as found in Sec- (
ion 820, is not of force, and that it is not
ivitbin thc power of tho district-attorney (
:o apply that test, and that without the
permission of the Court it cannot be ap- ,
plied.
Judge Bond : This
ARGUMENT CAN'T (?0 ON FOREVER.
This question was decided yesterday,
[f this section is repealed then I think
.ve should at once inform Congress of that
fact, because they have been trying tc I
repeal thia very section for the last six
weeks. The act says that inability to
take this oath will act as a disqualifica
tion, and is worse than an objection. If
?nch of these nine gentlemen who have
been excluded had said that they were
not 21 years of age it would have dis
pjalified them. If it turns out that this
?rand jury has anybody on it who, with
out coercion, gave aid and comfort io ino
Confederacy, I am satisfied that no bill
rr?n be found against any person by this
grand jury who has not been bound over
by a United States commissioner to ap
pear before this Court, and who has not
had the right and opportunity to exam
ine the array. This is a distinct disqual
ification, and while I am very sorry to
lose the company of these gentlemen, yet
I must ask them to retire, that their
places may be filled dc circumetantibus.
The district attorney said, with some
alarm: May it please tho Court, if we
arc not too iate, wo had better find out
about thc grand jury. Wc did not put
the oath to them.
Judge Bond: But it is too late. We
will take matters as they come.
The order summoning nine additional
jurors was then signed, and thc marshal
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Howe, (white,) Charleston County;
James Duggan, (white,} Charleston City ;
H. W. Purvis, (colored,) Charleston City ;
Geo. W. Youninger, (white,) Lexington ;
Francis Cooke, (white,) city ; James Bar
ry, (white,) city; A. E. Philippy, (white,)
city ; F. M. Johnstone, (white,) city.
A KULK AGAINST THE SECRETARY OK
STATE.
Tho nssistnnt district attorney stated
to thc Court that he had issued a subpo
na duce? (ecum to the secretary of State to
bring with him from his ollice at Colum
bia certain poll lists on file there. That
the secretary of State had failed to obey
the subphrcna, and he desired a rule to
issue against him to show cause why he
should not bc attached.
The rule was issued.
STARVATION IN Eu Y rr.-Correspond
ence of tho London Times dated Arment,
Upper Egypt, February 24th, gives a
heart-rending account of the condition
of tho population of tho Nile Valley.
The ucones described resemble those in
India during tho recent famine. In
some of tho villages the people arc past
help, titting naked like wild beasts, eat
ing roots and suffering with thc endur
ance ?of despair. The madness worked
on by famino stamps such a brand
tho starving fellahs as cannot bo easily
described. In ono town women and
children fought over scraps of bread like
wild animals. Tho case is believed to
bo still worse in the inland hamlets,
where thc villagers aro eaid to bo starv
ing liku dogs.
DUELS AROUND AUGUSTA.
: Tho Codo'ti Campus .Martial* Sixty Years
ABO.
! It may not bc generally li nowa that
opposite th? old Arsenal, on thc tith
er side side td thc river-the site of
Campbcllton-scores of bostile meetings
used tu take place, lt was the Sand Har
Ferry of sixty vcars ago, and its rough
gulleys are said to have echoed as often
with thc dual snap of the pistol and tho
twin crack (d'the rifle as the phantom
ten pin halls once reverberated through
the ravines of the Catskills. It was at a
time when Southern gentry flourished
in the finely-strung age of wealth and
ease, and the Code of Honor, unmolested
by law and tolerated in public opinion,
operated as a corollary to the highly or
ganized state of society. It wns then
that every gentleman owned his horses,
his dogs and his brace of pistols, and
with an inherent love of sport and wor
ship of courage, preserved a keen, wiry
sense of honor. The duel existed, not
as a relic of barbarism, but as a martial
landmark ; for let it be remembered, that
the wild ardi-r of the Involution had
scarcely cooled upon the American mind,
and the excitement of the war of 1812
was still upon tho people. To be sure,
laws were enacted against duelling; thc
Church and the State were its nominal
enemies, but our forefathers seemed to
have cherished an instinct which promp
ted to the field of honor, rather than
impelled to private broil or sped to vil
lage vendetta. "To this custom," said a
venerable mau the other day, "may have
been due thc infrequency of the bloodshed
and murder which now checker every
locality with the roM//c ct noire of crime,
and lill even our high pinces with deadly
strife." "The Code," said he, "was a real
conservator of society ; for men met like
men, face lo face, under the sky in
open enmbnt." Herc, then, on the banks
?if the quiet Savannah in the secluded
nooks more fit to welcome the trapper
with his bag or the angler with his rod,
lay thc old battle ground, and on these
grassy knoll.", guarded by stately pi nos
and skirted with willow bushes, many
a form sank down in blood.
PACE A NI? DENT.
Very few persons now living recollect
the duel between Thomas Pace, of Col
umbia county, and Columbus Dent. It
was sixty-seven years ago, sprang from
a political quarrel and was fought at
Campbcllton. Dent is said to have chal
lenged Pace and upon the latter's refus
ing to meet him, published him. Subsc
buently, Dent remarked that if Pace
would now challenge, the duel might be
made up. This reached Pace's ears, who
concluded to send the bantered bittet, and
a bloody meeting resulted. Dent, who
is remembered to have been a cripple,
first stood his ground in a bad positiou,
and was killed at the lire.
A STRIM, OT STRIKE.
Pace, the survivor of this aflair, subse
quently made sonic rcmraks about Lieut,
lice, United States Army, who took it up
and challenged the former. Pace was
likewise successful in this meeting,
shooting his antagonist through the
knee. Eec recovered, however, and
received, many years later, the rank of
Captain. The next meeting was between
Dr. Milledge dolphin and Dr. flaxton,
of Abbeville. These gentlemen, while
medical students, engaged in a boxing
match, in thc course of which Gol ph in
knocked Saxton down, whereupon Saxton
challenged, dolphin accepted, and ehol
bis adversary in the shoulder, wounding
bin. painfully though not mortally
This was in 1S1?. The year following
Mr. James Steward, a resident of Colum
bia county, and Mr. Goodwin-a Virgin'
ian-came to Augusta to fight. Good
win, who was about to engage in busi
ness, ?as offended hy some letters, dc
rogatory to bis financial standing, ant
challenged Steward aa their author
The utmost coolness prevailed among
the combatants, Goodwin walking to tin
battle ground with a dressing gown on
und Steward deliberately pulling oil hi:
coat, mid banging it upon a limb prepar
atory to taking position. Ile was woun
tied in the. shoulder on the first fire. Ii
1819, another duel was fought ii
Campbcllton, between John Howard, o
Milledgeville, and Richard I. Easter, o
this city. Thc difficulty originated fron
nonie remarks made by one concerninj
a lady to whom the other was engagei
to be married. The duel was fought a
twenty paces, and the agreement wa
that each person should fire as quick am
us rapidly as possible, but were allowei
to manouvre iu the field as they pleascc
Easter was dropped at tho first lire, a bal
perforating his hip. Sinking upon th
ground, be lost his pistol from the jin
but quickly recovering his weapon, h
took deliberate aim and snapped. Wit
the utmost interpidity he then lowcrc
his arm ail''shouted to Howard, "Pr<
ceed, a snap is a fire." Seeing that h
adversary was wounded, however, Hov
ard fired into the air, anti each nntagf
nist, overcome by thc fairness t
thc other, shook hands ami ende
tho duel. Sometime during tl
next year a bloodless meeting also toe
place between Seaton Grantland. Sr.,
Slillcdgeville editor, and Chas. Abc
crombie, a citizen of Hancock count
This dispute was of a political natur
and each ball found bloo.llcss pad
Two Augusta carpenters, Middleton ai
Handley were thc next to forsake tl
handsaw andjackplane for ' derri
ger. One of them tried . dermii
the other in business, and .er arrivii
on the field, lo which their quarrel dro
them, they fired o IT their pistols and jo>
ally reloaded for thc fray, in wliii
Handley was slightly wounded.
A ti.lME OP CARPS.
Tho unfortunate meeting betwci
Mitchell, of Twigg? county, Georgia, a
Dr. Woolridgc, of Abbeville, S. <
showed upon what trivial causea serin
matters may rest. A question aroso
a game of whist as to whether a plaj
failing lo follow suit lost three trick?
default, or forfeited the entire hand,
quarrel nrose ; a challenge folio WC
a fight ensued, and Mitchell fell dead
the first fire. shot, through the heart,
complete was the execution thal he m
cr closed the eye with which he was ti
ing aim.
NOTHING Ht'T BLOOD.
Many and oft were efforts made to p
tie these differences. Hoards of Hoi
were formed, matters frequently subn
ted to full and fair arbitration, and g
erally, were adjusted. Sometimes, h<
ever, from thc mystery of an offense cc
plications of thc injury or stubborness
tho principals, no interference co
avail. Of sonic such Hpccics of cc
bi >ti was the fatal fray between Dr. Ita
anda Mr. Mitchell, citizens cf Ealdi
county. They came to Augusta det
mined to fight and refusing to disci
thc merits of their quarrel, went i
immediato and deadly prcparati
Hearing of the desperate nature of a fia
a large crowd of spectators assembled
Cambellton and thc Savannah ba
were lined with turnout? and p'.'dcstrir
The weapons used in the duel w?.re rif
anil upon a renewal of offers for mcditat
on the ground, one of them reit
letal y cried, "No, there can be no set
ment until ibis pouch of bullets is
haustc I." Tho iii. t fire, at tho word
command, rung oui clear und sharp, Lui
each niau stood erect untouched, yet un
compromising. The next mund, howev
er, ended the tight, for Mitel ell fell dead
upon the ground. This was in 1821. .
dus Kenian, of MilledgcviUe, and tho
elder Augustus S. Clayton shortly after
ward exchanged two bloodless shots at
the same place.
KO)', rivi: SECONDS !
It was about this time, or shortly
thereafter, that Gcncarl Blair, of Cam
den, a noted character of Carolina, large,
tall, manly and brave, having demanded
satisfaction of Mr. Tom Evans, also of
(."aulden, wounded tho latter in the shoul
der. The parties met this time very near i
tho ferry, and Evans fired immediate!)
at the word. Blair look fine aim, as
"two," "'.bree," "four," "five" were soun
ded, fired accurately, hilting Evans, who
had missed him, in the arm. While the
latter was down and bleeding, General j
Blair approached him ami said he was j
glad that the wound was no worse, and j
Evans, after thanking thc General, stated ;
that he was glad to have been able to
give him satisfaction. Evans ultimately |
recovered, nod used to say that while i
standing with his own empty pistol in
hand, waiting to receive his assailant's
ball, the count seemed to last five years
instead of five seconds.
REGRET AND REMORSE.
It was not long after this that Hamil
ton Wigfall, of Edgefield, was killed by
Cogdell, of Charleston. The fight is said
to have resulted from a college quarrel ;
rifles were used to settle tho mutter at
Camhcllton, and Wigfall received his
death wound at first fire. Both were
young men, and thc adair was deeply re
gretted by all. and by no one more deep
ly than Cogdell himself, lt was often
thc case as in this one, that the surviving
principal of a fatal duel ivas regretful
It sometimes happened though, that his
remorse was temporary. Recognizing tho
fact that their adversaries had enjoyed
equal opportunities, thematter, disturbing
them at first, did r ot continue with niue!,
depth or intensity. A veteran observer
of duels remarked to tue writer the oth
er day that the successful duelist would
in some instances, he so perturbed as to '
be unable to enjoy the reception which !
their friends might give them at thc con- 1
elusion of tho fight. A case was recul- 1
lected in which thc haggard face of a
dead enemy's widow haunted thc other
party ever after. The recollection of the
light had ceased to he of much moment
until he chanced to meet thc lonely '
companion ol his fallen foe, and all the
bitter memories of the feud came troop- '
ing back hoary and frightful from a pris
oned past.
KEW WARRIORS AND YOUNO BLOOD.
A very strong effort was made in 1S23
to prevent the hostile meeting of two ,
aged citizens of Hancock county, Gu.- j
Hamilton and Mitchel. They fought, ,
however, and one of i?iem was wounded .
in tho mouth. Subsequently, Randolph ?
of Charleston, was challenged and woun- ,
ded in the thigh by Samuels, of Edgefield. ,
Samuels, it appeals, had been a friend of
Wigfall, who had been killed, and Ran
dolph, made some remarks about tho duel.
Some years later Burton, of Newberry, a
large, stout man, fought Partlow, of Ab
beville, near Sand Barr Ferry-tho wea
pons being muskets. Burton fell dan- ,
gcrously wounded, and his death ,
is said to have been occasioned as much ,
by the great shock received in falling as ,
from his wound. It was in 1822 that
ll ebon, of MilledgcviUe, was killed
by Howard, of Baldwin county. ?
Tho dilliculty resulted from Howard rc- ,
fusing to give Hebon's partner his hand
in the dance. Tho lady in question had ,
refused to dance with Howard, hence j
thiH slight from him, which Hebon re- ,
eented, challenging Howard lo meet him j
near Augusta. They fought, mid Hebon, ?
as stated, was killed. It was not long ,
now before Henry 0. Nixton and Hop- ,
kins, of Camden, South Carolina, met <
in hostile mien on acoount of soma news- j
paper publication. The combatants were .
provided with two pistols apicc-one in |
each hand and thc plan was to manrcu- |
vre until one or the other was shot ,
down. These cruel tactics, however, |
were not needed, lor Nixton fell at the ,
first fire, shot through the heart.
THE DEAD PAST. |
It has not been tho intention of tho ,
writer to rake over these old feuds or to ,
revive bitter memories of a troubled past. ,
As far as possible, thc cause of thc quar- ,
relB have been omitted, and the partie- ,
ulars of these hostile meetings-neces
sarily meagre at this lato day-have t
alone been given. Hot blood may have j
aroused, but it pulsed in noble veins, and |
to whatever doubtful deeds it may have ?
instigated, did not clot in craven arte
ries ; wounds may have been opened, but ,
not to ihe assassin's blow ; lives may have i
been taken, but tender memories sleep i
in sweeter beds than on the field of honor ; (
wrongs may have been done, but they
have been righted by higher statutes
than by the code of men. This account
of "unwritten strife" is published simply
as it falls from tho lips of a venerable
man who has witnessed every fight here
recounted; mid 'he narratives uro not
used to rear a stilted moral or adorn sen
sational Btory.- Augusta Chronicle und
( bntt itulioitultst.
-Mrs. Jefferson Davis is described as
some years the junior of her husband,
matronly in appearance, and intellectually
hopefully than her husband did of the
a remarkable woman. She spoke more
Southern people, especially of the ne
groes, for whom she. said tue education
would work rapid improvement. She
regards free labor as better than Bia ve ry
for all concerned.
- The story is told of a clergyman that
after preaching an interesting sermon on
"Tho recognition of friends in heaven,"
he was accosted by a hearer, who said :
"I like that sermon, and now I wish you
would preach another on thc recognition
of people in this world. I have been
attending your church three years, and
not five persons in thc congregation have
as much as bowed tome in all that time."
4 Iliisy Mon,
in reply to a friendly warning concerning
his health said, "I bavo no timo to rest
or money for doctors." What would
you think if a mechanic should say ho
was too buty to keep his tools in order, or
replace them when lost. The early
symptoms of disease promptly yield to
'.lie proper remedy. Neglect confirms
and makes disease inc- rabie. Consump
tion in its early stages in readily cured by
the u?o of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, though if the lungs bo half
half wasted away, no medicine witt af
fect a cure. Yet no known remedy pos
sesses such soothing and healing influ
ence over all scrofulous, tuberculous, and
Sulmonary affections, na tho Discovery,
olin Willis, of Elyria, Ohio, writes un
der date of December 14th, 1877 : "Thc
Golden Medical Discovery docs positively
cure consumption, ns after trying every
other medicine in vain, this succeeded.
Mr. Z. T. Phelps, ?>f Cuthbert, Ga.,
writes: "The Golden Medical Discovery
has cured my wife of bronchitis and in
cipent consumption." Hundreds of
names of cured are published in Pierce's
Memorandum Book, which is given
away by druggist*.
An Old Farmer's Culturo of Cora?
Editar Southern Cultivator :
As you request your patrons to give
you the results of experiments they make
I heg leave to give you mine. For tho
past three years I have entirely changed
my manlier of applyiug manure to corn,
and have also changed the implements
with which I cultivate my com crop.
So far as the preparation and culturo is
concerned. I have abandoned the shovel,
twister and bull-tongue, mid substituted
therefor a light two-horse Avery plough.
Ill st i If landa I use two nuiles, in light
hind one, and break the land from three
to live inches deep. I never break my
hind but once, mid when broken I use
the rotary and smoothing harrow until
the clods are pulverized, and thc tussocks
of grus -, and w eeds are all torn to nieces.
The importance of thoroughly pulveriz
ing is not appreciated by our fanners,
although Jethro Tull demonstrated its
wisdom upwards ofa hundred years ago.
I then lav off my laud with a small
straight shovel-shallow. The corn is
dropped in this furrow, width govern*.d
by the strength of the lain!. It is then
covered with the rotary harrow. If go
ing over the lam! once with the harrow
does not till the furrow made bv the
straight shovel I harrow until thc landis
made level. When the corn is dropped,
there is applied about 60 lbs. (to the
acre) of a good commercial fertilizer,
mixed with three times its bul! of vege
table matter gathered in the field.
When the corn has three or four blades,
I go through il with the hoe or maltese
cultivator, two furrows to the row, which
cleans it thoroughly, and I do not go
more Ihan two inches deep. I endeavor
to run through the corn alter every rain,
using Hie same implement. When the
corn is knee or waist high, as conve
nience suits, 1 npplv the bulk of my ma
nure, which is a handful of acid phos
phate, composted with stable manure.
This is the quantity I direct to be ap
plied, but my laborers lind it more con
venient bi put half a handful, as they
can keep up with the plough more easily.
I care little whether thc manure is cov
ered or not, but I do like to get a rain
soon after. I then plough with a sweep
?iud continue willi thc sweep until the
L'rop is laid by.
1 did not plant my corn hist year until
I was done planting cotton, and Ibo seu
uin was m ich more favorable to early
than lo late planting, vet all my neigh
bors' corn was bred by drought while
mine remained green. I am now in my
eightieth year, and I have been planting
forty two years, yet I never saw a field
if better upland corn, and all who saw it
would say it was the best field of corn in
Hie county.
When the manure is put on top of the
.'round, the first rain that falls carries all
the fertilizing matter into the ground,
where the roots are near thu surface,
l'lie. roots run mostly two, three or four
inches, except in a dry time, and if ma
nure is put live inches below thc surface,
ibo root seldom linds it. CllKSTKR.
(.'hester, S. C., March fi, 1871?.
Compensation for Slaves,
In answering a question, the Chicago
Ti Hame revives some interesting passages
">( history. Il shows that President Lin
coln made repeated elforls during tho
war to bring about gradual emancipa
tion, accompanied by Government coin- i
ncii.-alion to the owners of slaves for the
loss of their property. A year after his
inauguration ho recommended tho pas
sage of a resolution declaring that "tho
United States ought to co-operate with
iiny State which may adopt gradunl abol
ishment of slavery, giving to Buch State i
pecuniary aid, to be used by such State
in its discretion, to comp?nsalo for the
inconveniences, public and private, pro
Juccd by such change of system." Ho
mid that thc initiation of auch a policy
would end thc war itself by extinguish
ing thc cause and motive of the war.
The resolution was approved by both
tranches of Congress, but thc South, at
hat time, wa* on thc full tido of success ,
md paid no attention to the action nf
ho Federal Government. Her peoplo
were then fully persuaded that they
ivould bo able to build up a separate na
tion, nnd preserve the system of slavery
unimpaired. In April, 1SG2, the Presi
dent gave bia assent lo a bill abolishing
?lavery in the District of Columbia, and
appropriating a million of dollars for tho
Buicpeusation of the owners of alav?s. A
few months later Mr. Lincoln, seeing
that nothing could bo dono with tho
purely Southern States, endeavored to
get thc border States of Maryland, Mis
souri and Kentucky to consent to gradu
al emancipation, accompanied by Gov
ernment compensation, not exceeding
three hundred dollar i ?icr slave. i>ul
thc peoplo of those Commonwealths
could not seo that this "peculiar institu
tion" waa doomed and would not accept
threes hundred dollars for property then
worth perhaps a thousaud. They de
clined thc proposition, and in thc end
had to submit to immediate emanci
pation without any compensation. It is
a little singular that thc Southern States
which seceded from lbj Union because
they believed their slave property waa in
danger, and that thc Southern people
who waged a long and bloody war in
order lo set un a Confederacy in which
slavery should be secure and who reject
ed an oller of gradual emancipation, ac
companied by compensation with scorn,
should in thc end witness tho con Cn-ca
tion of :;!1 their immense slave properly
with a'.arcely a pang ot regret. Lesa
than twenty years ago thc Southern peo
ple were prepared to stake, and did stake,
everything is defense of slavery, yet to
day lhere ia not one in a thousand who
would not object vo return to tho oid
system. They can sec now that slavery
was a curso instead of a blessing, and
they are glad that it baa been forever
abolished. It is curious to note that Mr.
Lincoln's first scheme contemplated the
deportation of slaves as rapidly as they
were emancipated and their colonization
in some tropical climate. Up to tho
time of bis assassination ho never dream
ed of making them citizens and votera,
or of seeing ignorant negroes fresh from
bondage governing sovereign States and
sitting in the highest councils of the
Nation.- Chronicle and Constitutional
ist.
- An old darkey caught n two-pound
sucker ono day and was HO well satisfied
with his work that ho lay dowu for a nap
with the fish beside him on thc grass.
Another darkoy carno along presently,
picked up tho sucker and left a half
pound one in its placo. When the first
man and brother woko up, the first thing
his eyes sought was tho hali, and it took
some recouds to realize that something
had happened. Then turning his prize
over and examining it all round, be
simply said, "Golly, how dat fish nm
shwunkedl"
PUBLIC HEALTH JEOPARDIZED.
There arc baking powders no"? in the
market which contain substances injuri
ous to health, and thc public should be
warned against using them. Dr. Price's
Cream linking Powder ia known to be
free from these substances, and is used
in the families of tho most careful and
sagacious medical mou in this country.
Attempt to Sill tho Czar cf BassLu
WASHINGTON, April 13.
Thc Department of State to-day, re
ceived a telegram from the United States
Charge d'A flair?, ?t St. Petersburg, Col.
Wickham Hoffman, announcing an at
tempt made on tho Russian Emperor's
life thia morning, while his Majesty waa
walking near the imperial palace. The
would-be assassin dischargea five shots at
tho Czar, fortunately without effect, II?B
Majesty being untouched. The assassin
was arrested.
ST. PETERSBURG. April 13.
While the Czar was taking nis usual
morning walk early to-day. near the pal
ace, four shots from a revolver were fired
nt him. The Czar was unhurt. The
man who fired the Bhota was arrested by
the crowd which the firing attracted.
Thc city is being decorated in token of
thankfulness for tho Czar's escape.
ST. PKTKRSfluiio, Apri 14.
Tho would-be assassin of the Czar is
now undergoing examination. A full
official account of tho affair says : "To
ward 8 o'clock this morning, as the Em
peror was taking his custouifaiy walk a
respectably dressed man, wearing a mili
tary cap, with a cockade, advanced to
ward him, and JIB tho Emperor approach
ed nearer drew a revolver from the
pocket of his overcoat and fired four shots
at him. Thc assassin, before submitting
to his captors, fired another shot, slightly
wounding in tho check a person in the
crowd. Tho great throng of people
which had assembled enthusiastically
cheered and congratulated. The Empe
ror thanked them for their proof of fidel
ity on such a painful occurrence, lie
aaid he knew ho had tho support of all
respectable people. Ho hoped God
would grant that ho might completo his
tusk, which consisted in promoting the
welfare of Russia. Tho Emperor, aftf ?
the foregoing speech, drove to tho palace
without escort. He has not suffered tho
least ill effect from the attempt upon bis
life. Afterwards he drove, still without
escort, to the Kazan Cathedral, to return
thanks for tho preservation of his life.
When receiving tho congratulations of
thc officials of tho Empire at noon, tho
Czar waa so much overcome by his en
thusiastic reception as to bo unable to
speak for BOIDO minutes. On recovery
from ilia emotion, ho said : 'Thia is tho
third time God has saved mo.' The Em
peror's assailant took poison before his
attempt, aa ho vomited after his arrest
Poison wits also found under bia finger
nails. Antidotes were administered. It
ia thought tho man was an employee of
tho Ministry of Finance and an agent of
tho Internationals. Tho Sultan and all
of the European sovereigns have tele
graphed their congratulations."
Enormous Crops of 1873.
The December Report of the Depart
ment of Agriculture just published at
Washington, gives tho latest estimates of
the month. Tho following summary of
it will ahow how cloaely it approximates
to thu figures on tho subject we placed
before our readers during tho fall. Ac
cording to tho report, tho corn crop for
1878 ia some 30,000,000 bushels lurger
than that of 1877. The oat crop is some
what in excess of that of 1877, making it
tho largest ever raiaed in this country.
Thc average yield per acre is, however,
less than in 1877, and thc quality in most
of the States is inferior. There is no
material chango in the burley crop of
1877, except that California increased
her acreage from 450,000 to 050,01)0 acres,
and almost doubled her yield per acre.
Tho total product for the year will bo
in round numbera 42,000,000 bushels
against 84,500,000 bushels in 1877. The
rye crop ia about one-sixth larger than
in 1877, but the quality of tho crop is in
ferior in tho New England (except Con
necticut) and Southern States, while in
the States of tho West, Northwest and
Pacific Slope it is superior, except in Il
linois aud Nebraska. The potato crop
BIIOWS a decline as compared with 1877,
though thc average area waa about tho
same, tho difference being ICBB than one
per cent. Tho average yield of the whole
country will bo 60 bushels per aero
against 94 bushels in 1877, making a
total product in round numbers of 124,
000,000 bushels for 1878, against 170,
000,050 in 1877. The hay crop ia 20 per
cent greater than last year. Sorghum is
receiving increased attention, especially
in thc trans Mississippi States and Terri
tories. In Stearns county, Minn., the
variety called Amber Cane is reported as
yielding aa high as 300 gallons of syrup
"per acre. Delaware county, Iowa, man
ufactured 100,000 gallons of syrup during
the year, and found a home demand for
tlie whole. The tobacco crop is larger
and exceptionally good.
- Here ia a copy of a letter written by
a certain Second-street beauty yesterday
to a worthy youth of Louisville : "My
Lord : Would it Hatter you any should I
tell you that I lay awake nearly all last
night trying to decide whether ? shouid
write you this note to-day ? I did decide
fifty times to writo it andi as many moro
not to. 1 have gone over tho same
grounds thia morning, and hurry to writo
it boforo thc fair-hearted impulse leaves
mo again. Last night, when you so
earnestly told me that you loved me and
asked me to marry you, de you know
that I thought your words the most elo
quent that 1 ever heard, few and falter
ing aa they were?-for they wero falter
ing, Hir, just a little-that wai: what made
them so eloquent to mo. Oh I how bold
you must consider mo, but I ought to
have the right to say such things now, I
think. Yea, when you asked mo if
would marry you-oh 1 I ought not to
have dono it, I suppose-but then it was
such HU opportunity, ana so i smiled tua
cuo to you and answered, 'Never I' And
you, stupid, you frozo and bowed liko a
telegrapn-polo and left. Oh, dear mel
and I certainly thought that at this day
there waa nobody under the sun who was
so unpardonably obtuse, so far behind
tho age and the rage, that ho would not
have instantly met mo with. 'What,
never?' and given mo thc chance to
reply, ?Well, hardly ever.' "-Courier
Journal.
WEIGHTS AND MEASURES.-AU fami
lies aro not supplied with scales and
weights, and thcreforo the measures giv
en below will bo found convenient:
About sixty drops of any thin liquid
will fill a common sized teaspoon.
Four tablcspoonsful, or huff a gill, will
fill a common sized wine-glass.
Four wino glaises will fill a half-pint
measure, a common tumbler, or a large
coffeo cup.
Ten eggs usually weigh ono pound bo
fore they are broken. Eight large ones
will weigh one pound.
* A tablespoonful of salt will weigh about
ono ounce.
Ono pint of molasses will weigh ono
and one-quarter pounds.
Three tablcspoonsful of baking powder
should weigh one ounce.
Ono quart of flour weighs ono pound.
One quart of Indian meal w eighs one
and a quarter pounds.
Experience has proven that tho best
remedy for Co'ie, Dlarrhtca, Teething
and other trou'jlci of Infancy is Bull's
, Baby Syrup. Prico 25 cents.
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rnqulto cash payments for adreHlaingordered by
Executors, Administrators and other fiduciaries
and herewith append the rates for the ordinary
notice?, which will only be Inserted when the
inonoy comes with tho order:
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Eatate Notices, three Insertions, - - COS
Final Settlements, fire insertions - - 8.00
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orders, Ac, should bo made payable to tho order
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_ Anderson,?. C.
Adrice to Old Mea by s Boy.
I can not pick up a newspaper with
out "Advice to Boys" stares mo in the
face. Old men write it, I o'pose. No
body else is capablo of giving any ad
vice* to boys ; ot course not I Ikey know
all about us, they do, 'cause they've been
there. Advice is a good thing to have,
no doubt, and no family should be with
out it, but a teller don't want to bo
crammed with it all the time to tho ex
clusion of ail other diet.
Now old men need advice occasional
ly, but in looking through the newspa
pers I dont see as they ?et it. So I
thought I would just wrtto a little Advice
to Old Men myself, if I nm not presum
ing too much, (as Aunt Chloe says,) and
I presume I am.
lu tho first placo you chops ought to
get over telling how much smarter boys
ivcre .vhcu you were young, than boys
iro now. You bcliove.it yourselves, of
:ouree, 'eau JO you've told it so many
times, but we boys are boys pretty much
[exceot some that aro girls) the world
jvcr. .nd one generation of them don't
lay over another generation to any
ilnrming extent.
0 ly let you tell it and you could out
iitnp, out-run, out-wrestle, and out any
hiug else the rising generation of to-day
vhen jiu "was a boy." Grandfather,
vho hus got tho gout, and half a dozen
lifferent kinds of rheumatism, is always
aying that. I heard him singing
he other day. "I would I were a boy
gain." I would ho were. If I couldn't
?cat him running, and flop bim on his
tack, sulcholt, I don't want a cent.
1 wouldn't go so far as to say, "Parents
ibey your children," but I would suggest
o fathers that they give us boys a bcar
ng occasionally, on matters in which we
re the ones roost interested. Don't
nuke us go and slide down hill when wo
rant to skate, and don't try to make
irencbere of us when wo much prefer to
un a saw mill. This is figurative, but I
ness you know what I mean.
After giving us boys sage advice about
ur conduct, and how to behave, you old
len ought to bo careful how you get to
Blnting your boyish scrapes to each
ther and laughing over them bef'^e wc aro
ut of earshot. Tho other d^y grandfa
?er read mo a long lecture about tho
?gilts of property, temperance, and Sab
ath breaking.
That night au old crony of his'n carno
> visit him, and they had a glass of
undi together. They thought I was
sleep on tho sofa, and the way they
jn on about tho fun they liad
hen they were boys together I They
lld all about robbing Captain Lyman's
iclon patch, aud il turned out it was
n a Sunday night tool When I went
) bcd they wero taking their third glass
f punch, and I don't know how many
icy had after that. I know grandfa
icr's rheumatism was a great deal worse
io next day, and he complained about
is liver. Old mon ought to ho careful
bout taking too much punch.
I have noticed old men hate to give up
tat they can't stand as much aa they
sed to, or as younger men can. They
nt marl if a feller like me hints thal
loy can't. But what's the uce of fool
?g yourselves ? We've all got to play
it sonic day, and when a mau feel., ho
losing his grip, why not como down
racefuTly and acknowledge tho corn ?
Now, in the above remarks, I don't
can any disrespect. I like old men in
leir place, but don't want so much of
?eir advice. Give tho boys a chance.
Hneinnaii Time?.
- Why is a merchant who does a
rielly cash business never at rest? Be
mao his work is never dun.
- An Ohio cor.' last week broke a
ian's neck by a kick. A mulo that wit
Based tho casualty went behind tho barn
nd wept.-Norriitown Herald.
- It- is net until the flower hos fallen
if that the fruit begins to ripen. So in
h., it is when tho romaneo is past that
ie practical usefulness begins.
- A Western editor, in response to a
ihscribor who grumbles that his
apor is intolerably damp, says it is "be
IUBO there is so much duo on it."
- "Jane," said he, "I think ifyou lifted
our feet away from the fire we might
ave somo heat in tho room." And they
ndn't been married two years either.
- A very rich man said: I worked
iko a slave till I was forty to make my
irtune, and I'vo been watching it like a
etectivo ever since for my lodging, food
nd clothes.
- Mrs. Partington, has been reading
he health officer s weekly reports, and
lt inks "total" must bo an awful malig
nant disease, since as many die of it as
f all the rest put together.
- When a woman goes visiting BIIC
rants shoes fully two sizes too small ; but
t's astounding what a deal of comfort
lie same woman can extract from'a pair
f slippers three sizes too large, in her
wn house.
- A young officer thought to puzzle
ho editor of Le Figaro by asking him
rhen two men of equrA. ago and rank
net, which should be the first to bow.
?"he editor calmly replied: "Tho more
lolito of tho two."
- An English boy was beating a don
coy unmercifully, when the minister of
hat parish, coming up, censured him for
lis cruelty. Tho boy resentfully retort
id: "I'm sure you need not care; it's
lone of your congregation."
- "How many of you aro there t"
tsked a voice from an open window of a
eren ad i ii g party. "Four," was tho ro
ily. "Divido that among you," ?aid a
roice, as a bucket of slops fell "like a
jcntlo dew" on thoso beneath.
- -'Hero,'" Baie* tho farmer, as ne exuib
ted a broken jar to the manufacturer,
'I packed this jar full of butter, and tho
ar split from top to bottom. Perhaps
rou can explain tho phenomenon."
'Oh, yes, lean," was tho ready rep'v, "tho
mtier was stronger than tho jar."
- Tho French woman loves her hus
iiand if ho is cither witty or chivalrous :
\ Gorman woman, if he is constant ana
faithful ; a Dutch woman, if he u?cs not
disturb her cse and comfort too much ;
i Spanish woman, if ho wreaks ven
geance on those who incur ber displeas
ure ; an Italian woman, if he is dreamy
and poetical ; a Danish woman, if he
thinks her country is the brightest and
happiest on earth ; a Russian woman, if
he tfespises all Westerners as miserablo
barbarians ; an American woman, if he
has plenty of money ; an English wo
man, if ho is manly, affectionate, and
true._
Corruption iu our national affairs hos
the samo effect on the Government that
& severe Cough or Cold bas upon the
human system. PoliticaKreform In tho
former and Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup in
tho latter ~<ue will remedy tho evils.
All tho l.rr.ggistesell it ior 23 cents a
bottle._ mh_
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