The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, September 13, 1877, Image 4
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m&nm ?HO THE WKKW?.
One Bundar Higgiors cune into roy J
office and cat down without a word. For |
come mientes be sat aun, walebing roe
intently M if h*, waa trying to make out
by tba sound of roy pen weat I waa writ*
^'Squire," asid heat length, "did I ever
tell you about ray ?crape with the widow
Horry, ap bei? on the river!"
"Never did," said J, laying down roy
pen "let's hear lt."
"They're curious creatures, widows is,"
said he in a meditative tone, "and the
more voa study about 'ea the more you
don't Know about 'em. What waa thia
thing I've read about in Egypt, or some
other country, that nobody could un
riddle !"
"The Sphinx, probably," I replied.
"Well," be continued, "that waa a
widow as sure aa you ever bad a granny.
Everything else lu the carib has been
found out bot them, and they're at much
a mystery to-day aa the length of the
North Pole. You may read the history
of the world from Genesta to Revelations,
and you'il find that widows has been at
tho bottom or top of five quarters of all
the devilment that's been cut up. Was
you ever in love with one?"
"Lots of them," said I.
"You're a great gander-that's what
you are." said be. "A man that loves
one ana gets over it won't never get b*i
by another, if he's got as much sense a?
a ground bog. I don't consider I've got
any sense at all, but I'm a little grain too
smart to let another of them get all the
tramps on me. The widow Horry that I
was a speaking of, ta a little the hand
somest woman! reckon that ever looked
a man into fits, and 1 ought to be a Judge,
for I've seen lots of pretty women In my
dav. 8be was about twenty-five years
old when I went np there to work, just
in the bloom of her beauty and ns full of
deviltry as a three year old male colt.
There waa a ball over at Jenkins', and of
course I went, for I always go where
there's any fun going on, and generally
act the fool before I get away, of course.
The widow was there, drated aa fine as
Solomon's lilies, ana flying around ns
frisky as a yoong lamb in a rye patch.
I got introduced to ber and asked her to
danes with wc, end when phs Bashed her
eyes at me and said 'yes,' I jumped up
like I had set down on a griddle. You
may talk about sensation, bat when she
took hold of my band and I sorter
squeezed it, I felt a sensation ns big as a
load of wood, and it kept running np and
down roy back like a squirrel with a
hawk after him. I'm very lond of dan
cing; but I'll bo banged if I know
whether I enjoyed it that night J/ not.
for every time she took bold or wy hana
fd commence feeling carlon* behind my
sirs and op and down my back again,
und then I wouldn't know whether I was
on earth or la a balloon, or on s comet,
or anything about It It was undoubted
ly a case of love at first sight, and a pow
erful bad case at that. For a wonder I
got through the frolic without making
myself conspicuous or cutting up any
extras, as I'm in tho habit of doing when
I go into public. I'd set my pegs to go
home nita the widow after the ball, bat
just as I was fixing roy month to ask har,
up steps a big, long, leather faced doctor,
named Mab ry, and walked hot right off,
before thy eyes. That riled me a little,
but I kept my tongue still, inwardly
swearing to break bis bon? tbs very first
opportunity thai pirron icu itself, a saw
there was no uso io saving anything, so I
went heme and went to bed, and all the
rest of the night I was dreaming about
rainbows, angeis, butterflies, fiddles,
widows and doctos*, mixed up worse
than a Dutchmans dinner. Well,
'Sanlrii. to make * ?h?rt story of ife ?
made up my mind to have tho nidow^or
kill myself, or somebody else, te I made
it convenient to be on hand where she
was, upon all occasions. I couldn't eat
nor alcep nor work, and if the thing had
held on, I wouldn't hare bad sense
enough left to akin a rabbit. Bot i was
determined it shouldn't last long, for I'd
been fooled so often by women that I
thorjght I wouldn't give her time to think
of anything but BU. She appeared to
take to me right sharply, and the doctor
itemed inclined to mix tn with me. bot I
dian's o^iislucr h?m so aore than a
brush fence, for I waa so far gone I
thought she could see nobody cn earth
but me. Well, 'Squire, things went on
so for 'bout a month, sod one Sunday I
screwd up my spunck and put the ques
tion to her. Bbe sorter laughed and
sorter locked onesided, and finally told
me she couldn't give mo an rawer just
then, but if I'd call at her house nos)
Thursday evening she'd give me a final
answer. Thinks I you are mine jual as
euro es there's a fiddler below. When
ever a woman takes time to study she'll
say yes. 'Squire, don't the poets say
something about the calculation of men
and going crooked f"_
"Mice and men, wrns says," 1 an
swered.
"Well. *?ee and rats ta all one, ~?d to
ta men ai*, fools sometimes, aa I hare
found out in roy travels. I was so sure
she would have ma I went off and ?peat
all my mousy for ?r?e clothe*, thinking I
would hare taesa ready for tte weddin?
-and I did ! Confound that widow II
say 1 Confound nil widows 1 Thursday
evening coma at last, though it was a
long tima about it, and over I west
dressed into fits, and feeling as big as
Josh Ray no? did who., be was elected
coroner. I got there about dark, end
found a right smart crowd collected,
which was not on tho bille, but I felt as
big and aa good as the rest of'em, So I
m?c?ucd in like a blind mole into a
potato patch, and took a seat by tho fice,
- '.? w ana/ ? ?>?>.} wp MnWiUW, WW?
I kept looking for her to come ia and
send for men and, pa&wd away ?he time
by c?sala5 the crowd to myself, thinking
they had no burine? there, and ? would
not get to talk to ray woman a bli*
Presently the dcor opened and Io walked
Polly and that long Iqzgod Doctor, and
a whole team of boys and girls fixed up.
savagely, I tell you. I locked around for
a fiddler, they were guise to bare a batt,
but wondered what they kent io stilt for,
and was about proposing a reel, when ap
gita a little preacher, and before you
could swallow a live oyster, he had Polly
and tba Doctor retried feater than a
Mexican greaser could tie ? bull's horns.
I waa so completely fSummuxad that I
set there with my mouth open like I was
._M": *.t--._?._t^ _ - ? - . ?
myeyrs looked like billiard balta titi "the
ceremony waa over, when I Jumped up
and bellowed :
"I forbid the concern from being con?
atRatedl" :F??^
? "You are a little too late, my friend,"
asM the preacher, sud they all com
menced laughing like they had seen
something fenny.
"I'll be sqntaxled J* I don't be soca
enough for somebody y V says I, "for t
waa w?4 ffipti^ aa,y-w rsfetake ju ?he
quicker titan n h??gry* Jog could swallow
a s^alrwd ?kin, 8t could have had a fair
chao??*& him. It was too bad after I
had fixed np to marry her myself, for her
to walk zir.ht out b*rore ey *?d
rawvy that great ba Wen."
"It waa b*d, that ta a fact," said I.
"Bad Pf cried be, "lt wi? meaner titan
0?UGK ?V??ri???O-. T f?Wf? t^OUtrht I'd go
atraiga!; hwnoj, hut thea eoacladed that
wou?d?^ toito nobedy, so I determined
to ?tay and feo If I couldn't got setio&c
tioB ont'of'eomobodf. You know Tm
the dence to get m^a?lf cr iomibody ?tao
into a uerape when I i*J? o t: '^o, end
I'd ttkeu nae that night that went ali
eve? wfl libs * third day chill, so a GffVgf
taonecd a stodyVi out some plan, ll
..,.Slcctod-^earir? the doctor tar that
where bo como from {bot the Lord only
jfcuowa wbere thai was) tue bride and
gntoni always wonhci their fkcea together,
~- - _--i-? ?- '?.lisa
wmm tm II HIM I m m???l mlWHWi lumV
eih-ifc2= tyc^r Whils I ^?s study's
.boot th**, I apSed tho doctor*? saddle
ba? sitting up fothe warner, to I waited
till they weat lato supper, and then I
got the bag? and looked to iee what I
could discover. Nearly tue first thing I
saw was a piece of lunar caustic I
clipped lt into my pocket, tor I bad my
plea a? sccs as I sow ii. Well, I
watched around till I saw one of the giris
go to to the psi! ~:th s pitcher, so X
weat out and asked ber what she was go
ing to do with it She said she was going
to carry it into the room (br the Doctor
and Polly to wash tLeir faces in. I kept
talking to ber while she was filling the
Sitcher, and when she turned her head I
rapped the caustic into it. It was then
about Lcd ti's?, tl/s? I Mt my lint and
put out, but k couldn't help laughing all
the way home whenever rd think about
it next morning.
"Well, 'Squire, they do say that wheo
that couple waked up next morning they
both had the hardest kind of fits, each
one thinking they had been sleeping with
a nigger. Oh, it wis rich I He a cussin'
and ?earing up tin og?, and ?he a faintin'
sud corni o' to ana going off ??ato, and
me not there to see it. They made such
aa unearthly i?vket that the folks broke
Into the room to see what was the matter,
and there they was with their faces and
hands all as black as the inside of an old
stove pipe. I'd glvo half my interest in
the tother world just to have been at
some safe place where I could have seen
the whole row. As soon as they found
'tut that they was really the same folks
that man; ?a the ni ;ht before, they called
for warm water acid soap, but iust here
the doctor happened to think about the
pitcher and took it to the door to see
I wbat was the matter. Ibero was a little
piece of caustic tb rt had not dissolved,
I end as soon as ho S?T/ it, be says :
"It's no uso washing, Pelly. Ail the
soap In New York city wouldn't wash
that black ofT."
"That wa? the truth. 'Squire, soap and
water had no moro effect than it would
I on a native born African, and all the
I chance was to wait and let it wear off.
How long it took them to get white
again, I never found out, but one thing I
do know," he concluded, getting up togo
out. "the next time I saw the doctor I
had the hardest fight, and come the
nighest getting whaled that I ever did in
all my bora days 1"
Curiosities of tba Smithsonian Insti
tute.
We had the pleasure on Saturday ol
meeting Clark Mills, tho celebrated
American sculptor, who arrived from St,
Augustine, florida, where he has been
the past month in the interests of the
Smithsonian Institute. The object ol
bis mission to St. Augustine was to ob
tain casts of the Indian chiefs confined
as prisoners of the government in the
fort at that place. This work bas been
completed by him, and he brought with
hlr? jy.rfect casts of the sixty-four Indian
chiefs at present confined there. Wc
learn that these casts are taken by an
entirely new process of his own inven
tion, and which ho hos patented. Thc
Indiana were remarkably superstitiou?,
and showed a reluctance to submit to thc
operation until "Long Wolf," a noted
chief, who bad been several times tc
Washington and had conversed with thc
"Great White Father," and is, conse
quently, somewhat more civilized, wai
i induced to have his classic features cast
The operation is thu? described: Ar
elastic cap is first drawn tightly over tb?
head, completely covering the hair, bul
leaving the forehead entirely expoted
On this le poured piaster of Psris, wbicl
quickly barden? and thus gives the exsc
snape rf the skull. The now orenaratioi
is Chou laid upon the face 'with a ?of
brush, the nostrils being left free. Ii
three minutes this preparation hardens
ssd ia very easily and rapidly removed
and a Jae limite likeness of the Rcrsoi
is obtained. This cast shows all thi
wrinkles, pimples, eyelashes and eye
jrows clearly and distinctly, and not i
hair on the foco is removed. When tb
cast of "Long Wolf was taken ton o
the other chiefs were admitted to see tb
operation, in order that they might b
convinced no L-m was intended them
They were exceedingly curious, sui
watched the process who great inter?s)
When the cast had been secured he ex
posed it to them and their astonUhcnca
was great. They looked at the cast, the
at the countenance of "Long Wolf,
Spain ead again, and seemed quito ox
tod, and finally laughed as heartily s
an Indian eau laugh, and seemed mue
amused. He inquired of the interprete
what ?mused them so. and wes infoi ?$
that they were laughing at tho "W^il
lud?an,'7 the coat of "Long Wolfs" fea
tores belog perfectly white.
After this there ws? no trouble in tal
lng tba casts of all the sixty-four chie
representing tho four different tribe
These oasts are intended for the Ethni
logical Department of the Smitbnonla
Institute, it being the intention of tl
nunagers of that institution to obta!
the casta of representatives of every nu
in the world. A number have airead
been obtained, among them casts of ts
Esquimaux, a man and a woman, whic
were take? by bim soma time sine
The casts of tue Indiana are all neat
Gieked and boxed, and brought along 1
m, together with a number of otb
curiosities, the principal of which is
large sword-fish, measuring eighteen fe
in fe acth and two and a half fee'? acre
the middle. This fish wa? caught l
etvtto persons fishing for turtles near ?
Augustine, and was purchased by Lier.
Frats, of the United States Army,
charge of the fort at that place, end 1
him presented to the Smithsonian Inti
tote. This mammoth fish was akinn
and prepared for the museum by an o
Frenchman at Si. Augustine. He b
?bm secured a singular species of fi
knowe a? the "wharf rev' a monet
elem cracker, which resembles somewh
a devil fish, and a flying fish, which li
ter ia cut up in alcohol, the others bel
stuffed.
We were also Informed that while
was in St, Augustine several of the I
dian chiefs received letters from tb
wives, Which were forwarded by the ol
eera of the posse is the West. He c
scribes these letters as very peculiar, a
succeeded, after much difficulty, in i
string one from "Waite Horse/' ant
copy si another. The Indiana have
letter?, their communications on p?{
being entirely by objects, such as a hon
boree, field of corn. bufihto hunt, c
Each one of these ejects signifies soc
?oing, ami the indian reads i% fluen
and rapidly. One instance was av
cloned to us which will, In a meara
esp?ala tht? peculiar mode of comma
cation, that it la rather difficult of esc
nation. One of the chiefs, some ti
since, sent his squaw a parasol and a f
He received a "letter,*' in which the
ceptioa of the articles waa thus mi
koowa: lu the centre of the paper \
the figure of a squaw: above the figui
representation of a yellow bird, T
denoted that her nam* wa? "Tel
Bird." Io her hoed was ft ?rawlng o
parasol, and sa open tan, and above I
a sketou of a bala eagle, signifying 1
"Yellow Bird'* hadrseelved a pan
ead a tba &?a her husband, "Bald ?
gie.*'-Savannah JSfas?*
- Afr. Lester said that when he wi
boy tea or twelve years of age, he
ose day standing In Harket Square v
f?sfiraad-isthsr, wheo ibur Irlohc
came an, one of whom e?!red the dista
to Pawtucket. 'Ha.wa? Md by the
geatiesiaa that it was about four al
"Well, faith," said Pat, In a noel. I
of encouragement So Ida three tired a
r^fc^ "theta trot bad at .all-eal
milo ?piece fee ?S." "Whosu do
?rant to s*e ia Pawtucket?' Inqa
Kr. lester, senior. "BeJabera," wai
efulekreply,"! want fte see -=^?*J
tba aux* oTauyfcody FWYeridmoiJ
mal
Z !? ?rvS??? S ?Vrt IVB GR?K&?EOS*
<*ces1tt?* aa* Answer?.
MASVER'S OFFICE, STATE GBABOB,
CHAPPELL* De****?, NEWBERRY, 8. C.
Ho? ceo "dormant" Oranges be re*
vlf ed? No Grange cesses to exist astil
lin Kumivvr tm rcivt?ui.r*arivuuvr?u, uni
Ute officers are incumbent until their
successors are elected rod installed. Tbs
Worthy Master of the National Grange
bas rttfed that a quorum maj be as low
as seven (7) moulters. Consequently,
soy sereu members of a dormant Grange
can revive lt by the following prece**:
Leam from the Secretary of the romona
Grange, if one in the county, and if not,
from Secretary of Stste Grange, the exact
status of ssid Grange upon tue books,
vis: The last report and payment.
Then make the reports and remittances
of dues required to "clear" tbe Grange
on the booka, and get a receipt and ocr*
tiflcate for same. Take this receipt or
certificate to tbe Worthy Master of Po
mona Grange, if one, or Master of Stat*
Grange, and upon it be will give to the
Worthy Master of said Grange the A. P.
W. Tuen the Graoge will bo in good
order and standing.
When a Grange is hopelessly "dor
man*," and members cannot get "demit?,"
bow are they to act to be relieved from
the "dormant" Grange and connect them
selves with othor Granges 7 In such
cases, let tbe Patron pay to the Secretary
of the Pomona, if one, or State Grange,
the ;..viiunt of bi? individual dues which
taro accrued since he last paid his dues
to bis Secretary of subordinate Grange.
Ile will receive a receipt and certificate
for same wi 'ch he can uno, "in lieu of
demit," to loin any subordinate Grange
be may wish.
All Granges that fail to report to offi
cers of Pomona or State Orange, and per
sist io lt. subject themselves to a revoca
tion of charter. When said officers have
exhausted their effort to revive "dormant"
Grange? and are satisfied it is hopeless,
they should then report lr> Master ol
State Grange, so that he can take stept
to revoke the charters and stop them
from any longer cumbering tbe order.
Parents and guardians wiebln^ to se
euro the scholarship in the "Carolins
Military Intitule," comprised in tb<
very liberal ;ffer of Col. J. P. Thomas
superintendent, will communicate with
Col. R. M. Sims, Secretary of the Exccu
tivs Committee of tbe State Grange, a1
Columbia, giving a full statement of th?
age, name, county, post office, progr?s
in elementary studies, dec, Ac., of theil
sons or wards desiring the appointments
Sbouid applications be in excess of num
ber of scholarships, the committee wil
bold a meeting and examination toguid<
them in awarding the scholarship. Al
applicants will be notified of meeting o
committee and of its final award.
Having just reached home after a lon]
continual absence, end a sick family
preclude attention being given to otho
matters that will be noticed in ncr.
week's "Grange Department."
JAMES N. LIPSCOMB, M. 8. G.
MASTER'H OPFICE, STATE GB A HOE,
CHAPPELL'S DEPOT,
NEWDERBY COUNTY, 8. C.,8ept. 8,1877
7b Worthy Secretary pro tem. of Chute
County Pomona Grange :
1. Pomona. Granges ?an require due
from alt aubord?r.-t? Granges in count;
or jurisdiction, not exceeding 5 cents pe
member per quarter.
2. Members of Pomona Granges pa;
only $1 membership fee to Pomona, bu
pay dues to their respective subordinat
Oranges as other members do.
8. Pomona. Granges are responsible t
State Grange only &r seem dues as it r<
Delves from suboi^inate Granges for tb
State Grange, i. e., the quarterly dues c
3 cents per member, but should reporta
Oranges* in Sta jurisdiction, both payin
To Worthy 'Master, lexington Pomona :
By ruling from Worthy Master of Ni
donal Grange, when the State Grant
has not provided otherwise, delegates t
Pomona Grange are elected annually.
When dues are paid to Secretary <
Persona Orango by a member of a do
mant Orange, 6 cents per quarter goes !
Secretary of State Orange and balam
Into the treasury of Pomona Orange.
JAB. N. LIPSCOMB, M. 8. G.
Pomona ?ranne*?
I corr^end tbe following letter fro
tho Worthy Master of Lexington Porno*
Orange to the consideration of the ord
generally, and hope other Pomona Ma
tera will follow the good example. L
all unite and publish in this Grange d
partment, ana thus have an organ for tl
order. JAB. N. LIPSCOMB,
Master State Orang*).
From the Lexington Dispatch.
Aa you, no doubt, have seen throui
the Charleston and Columbia papers, tl
meeting at Anderson waa a grand Pucee
I will not attempt a description, bollevli
that most of your readers bave recel7i
the news through the same channel.
?!?.> fn?i a njtf?finrtv in writing f?x? nn
licatioo, as some ono is alwayTrcady
criticise either the composition or mot!
of a writer. But lu tbe position whiei
am compelled to occupy Sam nececsar!
compelled to ask the favor of a ami
space in your paper occasionally, to ?
tend information to the members of t
Orange, In whom I aball ever feel a de
and abiding interest. In tho face of du
* eel tbe force of the poet's words :
"I nek but little what be'ldeth me,
As much I hope all good befalleth the
Anderson is the most active county
the interest of tbe Grange. Most of <
counties havo formed Pomona Grans
and established agencie-, through whl
the members sr* reoel /tcg the pecan li
benefits of the order, ana in all auch i
stances the Grange is (na thrivings
p???p?r??i wtriiuoOt Let os then
and do likewise. Establish an ann
mass oar orders, and have no fear for I
taunts and jeers cf the ahop-keepor.
appeal to the dormant Granges tn t
county to appoint a time, meet togetb
pay up your back indebtedness, send
letesates to the Pomona Grange on i
first wednesday in October. Have yi
wives and daughters at your meetii
And resolve tobe mora active memb
tn the future, and my wora for it, ]
will receive tho pecuniary, as well as i
molal and educational advantages of i
Orange. It Is sad to reflect that mi
with whom we held sweet intercourse
our old association, may never meet
again, within the walis of tbe inner gi
I wish the Master ev Secretar? ol ?
mbordinate Grange would send' me a
r?f their member* present at the organ!
lion of the Pomona Grange, to insert
charter member-.
At the meeting in Anderson, e
county wss called to know what prog
and especially Pomona, When Lexi
ton was caliea I wss in a at*?U bet?
two, not knowing how to represen
thing we have, and bare not, I sti
that after our meeting io Octobe
thought I would be able to report a i
MMf?ft?! jPtemnn*. QMBJM J *>*.?* that
expectations may bVfully realised. '
Worthy Master's ruling ts that the dc
moat bo ? paid before any one Ia entl
to membereHn In s Pomona Grange,
is an optional matter whether the ara
meat **???? ?a enforced or not. He
rules that any member whose Ort
never meets, sod not living near ene
io w&tend art other, may belong to,
nay duse directly to the Pomona,
iso again impress it opon the mind
the Masters and Secretaries to sea?
their quarterly reports to our next n
tc?, sod give jftar delegates a sealed
tine*ta stating whether they are i
upon the books. I ba?o no right to
them If they ar? not properly vom
for by those who are the custodians
Grange.
. According to instruction I bave f<
my duty to make an appeal to the d
oiusot Grange*. I am crrdsred to rt
their *y:ndltku ?nd recommend that
charte? De revoked if toe/ cannot oe
revived ?ad pat is working order by the
fi.it October. I shall regret exceed
ingly to make such a report in reference
to any of the Oranges, but i do not
?Uh to Uke any action io the matter
otherwise than simply to perform my
duty.
she ri ia ia Grange I am messed vu wy
by making but a re?r small salaried om*
cen, aud the good engineering of the
Worthy Master, bas been relieved from
all ber back indebtedness. We can now
expect to see ber rise like the pheonix and
go forward to a pr??t*?roiia future.
MABTEB POMONA GBANOE.
THE PROPHET'S WILL.
Two Millions far Seventeen Wlvee sud
Forty-Four Children-Kio Directions
for his Funeral.
Brigham Young's will was read ou
Monds/ in the presence of ell bis wives
and children and a few friends. Brig
ham Young, Jr., Geo. O. Cannon and
Albeit CarrTnton are named as bis exec
utors. The estate is largely real estate,
and is probably worth $2,000,000. The
will was msde four years ago, and bis
youngest child, torn of Mary Van Colt,
was then three years old. Brigham
Young was the lather of fifty-six chil
dren, and left seventeen wive*, sixteen
sons and twenty-eight daughter*. The
wi?l aims to make an equitable division
of the property among all tho wive? and
children, with no preference to any.
Most of them have already bad some
thing deeded to them. On this a valua
tion was set, and it is to be charged to
the recipients as part of their share,
though not necessarily at the valuation
he put on it. That is to be equitably
adjusted whan the estate is divided, upon
the youngest child coming of age.
Meantime tue income is to go to the
various mothers according to the number
of their children, and the/ can withhold
it if the children behave bedly. All are
provided foi* as far as their present needs
are concerned. His first wife and Ame
lia are given a life interest in the Amelia
Palace-a large, modern, new. fine bouse,
but be is known to bave changed his
mind ?be Jt that, chiefly because they de
clined it for reasons best known to them
selves, although nothing io or out cf the
will bas ss yet come to Tight showing it,
and they are not otherwise provided for,
except by their share of the income.
The prophet held many interests in trust
for toe church and for individuals. His
executors are directed to turn them over
properly. The church is forbidden by
law to hold more than $60,000 worth of
?roperty ; and so it was largely held by
righam Young in trust. His friends
will not entertain the notion that he
ever abused that trust. There b no in
ventory of the property on the estate,
and it is widely scattered. With the
country prosperous and full of money, it
would be worth twice the above valua
tion.
Recently Brigham Young endowed an
academy with lands at Provo nnd anoth
er at Logan-the latter with 12,000 acres.
He hnd determined to endow one at 8?lt
Lnke, but did not live long onongb to do
so.
Brigham Young's directions for bis
funeral, written four years ago, were as
follows:
"I, Brigham Young, wish my funeral
services to be conducted in tho following
manner : When I breathe my last, I wish
my friends to pur. my body in as elean
and wholesome a state as can convenient
ly be done, and preserve the same for
one, two, three or' four dsys, cr as long
as my body can be preserved in good
condition.
"I want my coffin made of plain one
and-a-quarter red-wood boards, not
scrimped io length, but two inches long
er then I would measure, and from two
to three inches wider than is commonly
made for a person of my breadth and
sire, and deep enough to place me on a
little comfortable cotton bed, with a good
suitable pillow in size and quality. My
body dressed in my Temple clothing, and
laid nicely into my coffin, and tho coffin
to have the anoesrance that if I wanted
to turu a little to the right or left X
should hare plenty of room to do so ; the
lid can be made crowning.
"At my interment I wish ail my family
present that can be conveniently, and
the male members to wear no crape on
their hats or coats ; the families tn nut
no blsck bonne? or dresses nor black
veils, but if they have them they are at
liberty to wear them.
"And services may be permitted, as
singing r.nd a pro/or offered, and if any
of my friends wish to say a few words
they sro desired to do so.
"And when they close their services,
to take my remains on a bier and repair
to the little burying ground which 1 have
reserved on my lot east of the White
House on the hill. Os the southeast
corner of this lot I have a vault built of
mason work large enough to receive my
coffin, and that they may place in a box,
if they chooae, the same aa the coffin
red food-?bes place rocks over the
vault sufficiently large to cover it, that
the earth ma/ be placed over it-as fine
dry earth as can oe had-to cover it until
the wails of the little cemetery are bid,
which will leave me in the southeast
corner.
"This vault ought to be roofed over
with some kind of temporary roof.
There let my earthly tabernacle rest iu
peaee and commit and have a good sleep
until tho morning ol'the first resurrection
-no crying world mourning with any
one.
"I have done my work faithfully and
io good faith. I wish this to be read at
the funeral, provided,that if I should die
any where in the mountains I desire the
above directions respecting my p'aee of
burial should be observed. But If I
should live to get back to the church in
Jackson county, Mo., I wish to be buried
"BBIOHAH Youno,
"President of the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter Dav Sainte.
"Salt Lake, Utah Territory, Nov. 9,1873."
- The extraordinary intelligence has
been received in England of the disap
pearance of two Slands-tho Barker
islands-and the'i inhabitants. Capt.
Fisher, a Tasmanian capitalist, purchased
from the West Australian government
the right to remove guano from two
islands on the coast, described on the
chart and known as the Barker islands,
and situated in latitude 14? South, tongi?
..v?t Ee?*. He .Jt"T*tu . th
vowels In April with laborers and appli
ances for shipping the guano, but erben
they arrived where the islands were
known to be there was nothing to be
seen but water. The islands had disap
peared entirely, how and when ia a mys
tery. It was generally supposed that
Australia lay out of the line of active
?olcanlc agency, so that the phenomenon
is ell the moro remarkable.
- The California Bertha voa Hillern
is a Min Kate Lawrence, who ie an
E????vaw tO trxiGrt.jr" ??ur?uiiv B* c??
Francisco the nrodigoos feat of walking
100 miles la 28 consecutive hours. Miss
Von Hiriera has a record of a mile in 18
minutes 18 seconds. Mb? Lawrence
?laiss io hire mads her wile ia io min
utes, and 76 miles la 24 hours. . lt Is not
unlikely that, if the California favorite
should fulfill expectations, a transconti
nental match may be arranged with Bos
ton. In that event bete will ao doubt be
freely offered that Mia? Lawrence will
lop the backbone of tbs ssstiscnt bc fons
Mis? Von Hillern can strike Cheyenne.
It 2s the intention of Mba Lawrence to
trev ti Eut and throw down the gauntlet,
or rf Ahr/ the slipper, after demonstrating
her i?*ieatriaa paves* lu Sea fVaotdeeo.
Bu! perhaps Ita that "wonderful clim
ate" that's at the bottom of Miss Law
rence's ??traordinary power?, and she
should bo wary of exchanging Its sties
i alu? for tho more debilitating atmos
phere of the East
* ma a- -m - -
?LU nVIH WK (.(??ll'fBM
- Feopie that beggan cant pot ap
with-Hot/?-kecpera.
- Wty aie damed boes like dead
tuenf Because they are mended (meu
dead.)
- Great contest .\fter two months of
married Ufo-Which shall be speaker of
the house.
- When yon see a pretty girl porting
on a poatage-starnp, then don't you wish
yon were George Washington f
- Actresses nave their pictures taken
when they are young, and when they aro
old their lithographs do not depart from
them.
- The appearance of the Kurds at
Kan will perhaps be looked upon aa a
forerunner of victory ; for the Kurds
generally have their own way.
- The misery of thr young man who
courts a sparkling, fashionable belle and
loses ber, ls only excelled by the misery
of the man who courts ber and wins
ber.
- When a msn reaches the top of a
stain and attempt? to make one more
step higher, the sensation is as perplex
ing as Ff be had attempted to kick a dog
that wasn't there.
- Bath i og-corsets for ladies are the
latest Parisian invention. They are
made of a sort of lattice-work, which
permita the rater to have free access
to the body, while preserving the shape.
- "Mr. Jones, don't you think women
are more nensible than men?" asked Miss
Smith. And Jones, after scratching bis
favorite bump for a moment or two, said :
"Why, certainly they are-they marry
men, and men only marry women."
- Those moons of Man are not big
enough for a cornfield for some Illinois
farmers, r.nd one'a year is oniy eight
hoon long. Think of having to plow,
get in one'a crop?, cultivate, gather and
thresh them inaido of eight houn.-To
ledo Blade.
- Tbe postscript to the Senator Grover
investigation in Oregon is quito turning
the tables on bis enemies. Tue man
Hifjby, who is in jail forsubordination of
perjury in the business, now makes affi
davit that the Rep?blica federal offi
cials, the United States manhal and col
lector at Portland, hired him and othera
to testify against Grover. However this
may be, there is clearly an utter failure
to convict Grover of anything that will
interfere with his senatorial title.
- The facts about Gen. Meade's sister,
whom Secretary Schurz turned out of her
clerkship in the pension bureau, are that
she was one of 60 women he found on
the rolls doing nothing but drawing their
pay-her only capacity being for copying,
where she was not needed, and that sha
is not destitute nor even in cramped cir
cumstances. Mr. Schure's dismissal of
these 60 women, most of whom were es
pecial pets of Congressmen, wss the be
ginning of his troubles with the machine
politic! ians. The President sustains the
Secretary._______
The quantity of Pork and other im
proper food consumed is enormous and
produces ita inevitable results in innu
merable types of disease, especially those
of the blood, exhibited in Pimples,
Blotches, Sores, etc., all of which, how
ever, yield rapidly and surely to Dr.
Bull's Blood Mixture.
FIRS ^?8E
OH A BOSTON POLIOS OFFICES.
BOSTOB, MOT. 19,1671.
H. TA. STKVKKS:
Dear Sir-In tfco spring or I8601 was ?(ricken
darra with ferrar, which bad a lon* and almost
hopeless rca. Tba best medical adrice being in
attendant*. I waa taken through Hie ferer; hut
it loft me terribly reduced and weak, with ex
cruciating pate? In my tide, bach and hipe. I
waa completely prostrated with Kidney Com
n3jfclnt. pata SMJ martlriii? uf m?.t rn raarh tuvrau
" In this condition I was persuaded[to try Vro
TST?NC by a friend whom lt cured ot Hie ?ame
dl?caio. and it scorned na though 1 could feel the
cfleet of tho Orot doeo through my whole system:
and 'rc- iTt moment 1 began to rn-mi. ? nu I li
ai ly tero wins better from day to dav: nutt I dd
lowed on with the VEOrrriNr-, until ll? <>iu|-lrtelv
rcstorcd testo health, ?lnre ?hieb time I I
been abie to perform roy duties aa r> poiit-o
officer, enjoying good health; and there I. nr
doubt about the creal raine of VKIIKII.M in
Kidney Complaint and similar dijon: ? J.
I om. air, reaper if nil?-.
LAJTATkTTK KOKD, Ki Sros?rny.
AU Diseases of th. Blood
If Viomint will relie?e pain, flMn?*. pnrifv
and euro such diseases, restoring II>H patient lu
perfect health arter trying different phvali lana,
many ra.liedle.", aufferlnc for reara. ia it . ..'
conclusive proof, if yon am n suiter ar, vu ?ai
bs cared? v.'.tv to ;hla Riedl?-!?? tnrl'-ttulug
such trat cure?? ll wort.- in th* Moe?, ii- '!.?
clrr-laitu;: li..1.1. lt mil Univ I..- ..niVii tl:?
(ttil'AT It i.i II il? l'l*l:l l- l K.i:. 'Ilif nrea: mitre*
of diaeaae nriginntca lu t?.?- ld rv. I . j.-.-l ii., HM?,!
trine that does not ari direct ly mnu it. liipuril
and renovate, bas any Jual tlnli.i ut?, u jiiildi
attention.
Ssventy-one Years c f
EAST MaiunriCLo, Aug. 22' 187*.
li. 8TK VERB :
Dear 81r-I nm rev?tu v-ouo reara o' nc? : I nr?
suffered man* roar? ?ritli Kidu.v i . n.-. .mi.
weakness ih ruy back and ri.ai h. i nita ii
d ire?! hy friends lo nv ?.. ir Vt->iarriN?:.and .
thlak lt tba boat modi, hw IVr v. c.: :.!!...-- i-l tl -
klduara I eva' used. I harri i .-.1 niau? u o.<
itt** f'?r thU?oni?'l.iln:. n . I u*v,r Mind mini
rei inf a? front tba V?:.: ;r:rt? lt atrenglheiir ?ut!
i lii--l?.!.-.uc.. ihe n il..!? r* tun. Mani .>.' ?.j i . ?
niialutaitcrM l.uvn li.ru ii. ??.! I rv!i.-i. i l> Itt
i:--nl for ed tim . "in,....unir l.r v. Iii-1 lt t i'<
? nmouded.
Yours truly, JOHAtf ll. Hill.K.MAN.
Would Clive fa Dollar for a Oosn.
IKMroN, May 30. 1871.
II It. STU va.**. Kee,.:
Hear Sir-I bava bceu badly afflicted ? iii- K id
noy t.'omplalnt for ten yenra: have aniiered
Jreal nain ia my back, hit* .-.nit aide, ?im errat
liUculty lu pajiring urine, ?hieb wandten MU!
lu very small pliant it lea, frequent ly i. .|ti| t.i.i.d
with blood Bud eirrucLallug pain. li.av? mlili
ftilly tried most of the imputar remedir? rr. iii t
mendedfor ray complaint; i ?-ata bren under the
treatment of some <>f the morl skilful t-liya!
I elana in llotton. all of ?li o tn pronounced piv . arr
incurable, lina ?rae mr condition wbrn J ?aa
advised by a friend to try the VKUKTINK. am! I
could 99? the good eli er ta from Hie lirai duse I
took,atvl from that moment I kept cn improving
until I waa en Ural y cared, taking In ?li, I should
thlnlr: about ?Ix bottles.
U 1? Indeed a valuable medicine., and if I
"?K>e!d bs ?fi?eisd agsla I? thc ssn?s say ? -su ld
gire m dollar for * (ham, it 1 could uut ort i?
?Ithout.
?-^pectfttlly, J. H. Gir.K,
SS1 Third SU, South Beaton.
Life n~8urde?.
' " _ Horton, V tr. 7, 1873.
H. R. Braveas, Baa. t
_ Dear Sir-Worn . poor, emaciated sufferer, th s
VEOBTinn baa restored me to t-er?W. hwlU.
I have for years besa st terrible aalTerer from
Canker and Dyspepsia, at times rendering life
al anent a> barden to tue, 1 am now tl ft ccu (IS)
pounds hearlar than ?hen I commenced the nae
of VsnimxB.
I win make mention that I was also a great
Stiffen* from ICJdney Complaint, canalna; excro
cUUaa nit through tba small ot the back
Morly au of the time. Thia, too, VKOKTIKB baa
corad,ead I nm nowa peefect picture of health,
and I wUl add. happinaaav-eJl curiaed from the
ass of a t?w bottles of Yammara.
BespwttaUy, H. o. I?UO??ES,
lUalonidJK-?,Bo?ton<ih^
Vaoarora is corapose? of Rcota, Bens and
Bcrte.^ It U very V&taktA W take ; erary child
V wgtdiaa is ?old ly all Pwggjjtt,
Take the Best!
Tba Chronicle and Constitntionallst,
rtOKSOMRArKD MASCH ITT?, 1877, U the old?!
V and bert aswieaaer saibljabed ia iaejoeta. It
ts the only rueraseper r^kUahcdla the OUT *f e v
gusta-the lead!ni Hallway and XlaaofaeOtKeg
oestre of th? South-eu>d tie only nevspener nb.
Usbed tm Eastern Oeorrhv Tba ChroariaA Con
aUtnUosnsUse kee a rntv laiga and daily iaereaslag
eir?nlsAten ta tba 8UXea of ?eoryls Seeth Carolina
?un ??wtt?? Cn^vU??k ?? raKM m.or7 c?cn of
tends? Mjttf niits, farwera,prefeastonid asea and
working anea, sad la a moat vataatCe advertising
saedlnsa.
th? naJXT C9>reeiore S CerttUtettnesUrt yablisk
ea nfl the carrent news of tho dar, nxi ta ail thc
rexrftvts of the Associated Frena, anal aaeeSal dbw
pe tc hes front Wtahlegton. AthmUv Colom.Ma, and
idl ceher jwinta of Interest, rapphumntrd by oor
! iswanadsacr It gires fnlf enwinserelsl repertaaf
dsnn ??lin ead fetelga stark ?Ca, of all Vseel and
SSSUMTB aattu rs, and editorial oeeusent ?mon
nabUe adair*. TeraruT: gio for n aeon tba, ts for
.VtaSS fee S, and U fe* 1 wmtk,poategeral>aIy ?t.
The T*l-wxut.T Ckraniele * GonaUtuUeaalia
contains two day's nen of the DeUy. Terna: S3
^'^^^r,^^ is a
wif trstath sheet, nd the largest andibaniwraeat
Weekry noMishcd in UM South. It eentsiaa nil
the news of Ute iresk-tehaarachde, teeni, editorial.
ralaseuane?es_nnd onreregy^e-gijjj reviews of
the market. This ediiien ts gotten op tor elroniSA
'Jm aaae-ng pl?aters oad others Mvlao in the coun
x-y. Tsrnasj SS fer IS maoths, fl Un ?, fettage
^ne^Srenirie a CoaaUtuUoeeltst In UM piper
for V?e marchant, the piont?*. tk? M?7er, the me>
ehrulc, the reUlactcA. It to a paner fer UModVoe,
tte mau?? toora and the fcaafiy t?rete, fipeeg
?aa rapto* sont fren. Address,
vv AIrfiUX ?% WBIQB.T,
jsaaegern. Angosta, Qa.
T?TPS PILLS
A Noted Divine says
They are worth their
- rn? .f.. ! trihi tim tT??Twl?l.
MWMSM if r MAM/ MAMMA if"- -~ -
READ WHAT HE SAYS:
MU Torr:-Dear Sir: Kw ten ycart I bare beta
"...Trio Dyspcp-.m,Constipation, and Pile*. Lait
ru.sj ?mir mlU were r-. .'inim lided to ute ; I uacd
- ? (I'mr with little mr:.; I um now a well man,
t u-nol appetite, diKV?MOw |H r'i< t, regularl'ools,
>K'-?irtarull Uavnajaim .1 lorty pounds solid flesh.
. ara: v. ?ir !. their wi ii;.it in gold.
Rsv. H. I.. SIMI'bON, Louisville, Ky.
. ,-Y-r-ar\ nu ? r\ Dr. Tait ha* been en.
lUTPS PlLLS K?Kcd in the r*?cUce of
* ' " w medicine thirty years, and
. '??tv. OICX USAD . for a lonx Um? wa* demon.
ACH?. ?tr.itiir of analoniy In the
, _., . _ MedtealCdlcgeofCrecf
l?TPS PILLS tz???*^^
CUBE TJTSPTPSIA. ?eethat they are preoared
,1.,?,, i. ort scientific princiulcs.
TUTPS PILLS &?h.r7v
" ile ha* tn rc ceded in
fnjngoONBTlPATION cornicing In them the
. - . hi re-tot ore antagonistic
TUTPS PILLS ?^A?^
COBB PILES. ''J.M"?!f: . r
i.i i I heir first apparent et
TIITTIO nil I O feet ii to increase the ap*
IUI I O riklaO petite by causlnn; Ute food
_ to properly assimil?t*.
COBB BBVBB Alf? Tims the system 1* nour
AO?z- ikhed, and by their took
Tiiwin r-san ai timi on the digestive ci
TU! PS frLLS ^'??.rep.UrandJ.-.ltliy
. %? ? ? MAT m i??v * evacuations pre produced.
COMB BILIOUS COLIC The rapidity with v/hich
? _ ft noni ?eft on ^ filth,
1 ?P Uli ? 45 while under the influence
1 I* J I 'O rlLLO ofthete pills, os itself in
? uni rm?n r*-??# dicates their adaptability
5?A%T to nourish the body, an?
? 7V M hence IheirelScacy In cor
1-1 tT"TM2> nil I A ingncrvousdebllity.mel
TUTPS PILLS ancbolr dyspepsia, wa?
. MM m m w - MMMwmmMw { of jhe musc|ef ,|ug.
CUBE TOBl'ID LIVBB Rishnc?s of the liver.
? ? chronic constipation, ano
? irwrtlnc hea'lh and strength to the syttem. Sold
r wlu-rr. ?iffier, je Mu ray Street, New York.
TRIUMPH OF SCIENCE.
Gray Hair ran be chan red to a
glossy black by . single application of
?rr.TuTT'sll-i>Dye. It tcuilkemaate?
,.nd is warranted aa harmless M waler.
Price fi .co. Office 3$ Murray St., N. Y.
WHAT IS QUEEN'S DELIGHT.
Re?*d flie Answer
lt I* a plant that ?row* In the South, and is spe
cially adapted to thc cure nf dU eases of that climate.
" NATURE S awn REMEDY,
Entering at once into the blood, expelling- all scrof
ulous, syphilitic, and rheumatic affections. Alone,
it ll * searching alterative, but when comhincd with
Sarsaparilla, Yellow Dock, and other herbs, it forma
Sr. Taft's Saraparilla
and Queen's
The most powerful blood purifier known to medical
science for the cure of old nicer*, diseased joints, foul
discharges from the ears and nostrils, abscesses, akin
diseases, dropsy, kidney complaint, evil effects of
secret practices, disordered liver ana spleen. Its uso
strengthens the nervous system, imparts a fair com
plexion, and build* up thc body with
HEALTHY, SOLID FLESH.
A* an antidote to syphilitic poison it ls strongly
recommended. Hundreds of cases of the worst type
have been radically cured by lt. Being purely veg
etable its continued use will do no harm. The best
time to take it is during the summer and fall ; and
instead of debility, headache, fever ?nd r.jue, yon
wU! enjoy rcbust health. Sold by jil drusnrista.
Price, $1.00. Office, 35 Murray Street. NewYork.
Change of Schedule on South Caro
lina Raidroad.
CHARLESTON, J11I7 14, 1877.
On and after Mondar next, the 16th July, the
Passenger Trains on the SouCh Car "ina Railroad
?rill ran as follows :
ron A00vsTA.
(Sunday morning incepted.)
Leave Chaveatcn at.-.fcOO a m and 7.20 p m
Arrive at Augusta.5:00 p m and 8:00 p tn
voa c i. Tat Bl A.
i Rn mia v mnrL..n. a?cenied.)
Leave Charleston ?t....7....~.T.&? a tn a'nd 8:30 p m
Arrive at Colombia..12:14 p m and 8:13 a ci
? roa cHABUurroN.
(Sunday morning excepted.)
Lear- Angus!- at_.SJSS s a sad 8:15 p m
Arrive at Charleston.-.4:20 p m abd 7:20 a m
Leave Columbia at.-.8:15 p m and 7:00 p rn
Arrive at Charleston.......10.-00 p m and 6:40 a m
CAIIDXK TEAIH.
Connecte at KlngviUo dully (except Hundaya) with
up and down day passenger trains.
Day and night trains connect et Augusta with
Georgia Railroad, and Central Railroad. This route
-" 'ho quickest aad mest direct reate, and as txta
fortr.blo and cheap as any other route, to Montgo
mery, Selma, Mobile, New Orleans, and other
points Southwest, and to Louisville, Cincinnati,
C??c-?gv, Si. Loni, and all Other injin ?3 rr est and.
Northwest.
Night train connects with Macon and Augusta
Railroad.
Th? op and down day passenger trains connect
At Gramtev?le with Charlotte, Columbia and Au
?-.?? i^il.uid, c?iiiiiog pBMTcugbrs io and iront
that Road, between Gr-nltovlllo and Columbia, to
mato quick trips to and from Charleston and points
oa thia Road.
The trains on tho Greenville and Columbia and
Spartanbarg and Union Railroads connect closely
with the train which leaves Charleston at fi: 15 a.
o, and returning they connect tn the same man
ner with the train, which leaves Columbia for
Charleston at 0:15 p. tu.
a 8. SOLOMONS, Superintendent.
8. B. Picaras, General Ticket Agc t.
Greenville and Coiumbia Railroad.
CHANGE OF SCHEDULE.
Passenger Train* ron dally, Sunday excepted,
connecting with Night Trains on South Carolina
Railroad up and down. On and ofter Monday.
July 16, 1877, tho following will bo tho schedule:
UP.
LcaTc Columbia at.........?."....12 ?pm
L?sre Alston.". 2 S3 p sa
Leave Newberry. 8 43 p in
Leave Hodges._ 6 50 p m
Leave Belton.?.....,.,..".".. 8 SO p m
Arrive al GrecnvlUe._......".10 00 p to
DOWN.
Le. re, Greenville at.....?..5 40 a m
Leave Belton.?.?....". 7 20 a m
Lear? Hodges..........._ s 57 a m
Leave Alston._._.. 1 OS p m
Arrive at Columbia.-.?~. 2 50 p m
ANDERSON BRANCH-DOWN.
?.cave Walhalla-_.?...*.._.. 4 25 a ni
Leave Percyville._._. S 00 a tn
Leave Pendleton._.m. .. 5 40 a m
licaro AsdoTson.."._ 6 80 a nv
Arrive at Belton.... 7 10 a m
UP.
Leave Relton._.? 8 80 p m
Leave Andercon.... 9 20 p ra
Leave Pendleton.?.~.10 10 p m
Leave Perrrvllle.".10 40 p tn
Arrive at Walhalla..ll 15 p m
THOMAS DODAMEAD, Gen. Supt.
Atlanta and usarloiie Air Line R.R
A rr i?? Qi^ .lunn ifl 7M77.
GOING EAST.
Leave AtlanU..."..".."._4.00 p m
Arrive at Gainesville-.. - ".?SA p m
- u New Holland.....?.. 6.20 p m
" " Lola..tVBBpm
- ** Belton (Sapper)..?.?. 7.00 p m
" " MU Alry..."".?V.._ 7 JO p m
" - Toceos._.-8.21 p m
" " Greenville._._11.18 pia
" " SparUnburg..-12.53 am
'* " Charlotte...........?._ 4.12 a m
" .* Charlotte (Railroad) Junction... 4.20am
GOING WEST.
Leave Charlotte (Railroad) Junction-.7.00 p ra
Leave Charlotte..?.7.10 p m
Arrive at 8tortanbnrg?.10.42 p m
" - Grsk_.-Ule..".11.30 a tn
" ** Toceea.......-.?.-3.47 a m
u M Mt, Airy--.4.28 a m
" " Lula-.?5.03 a ra
" .* New Holland.......?.. 5.18 am
" " Gainesville.?. "_ 5.4S a tn
" " ??^^ (Breakfast).."._ G ai rs m
_"JKJTF^'K"*"^
<f>/\ tf\ -^VCan't b* made by every agent every
TsWI ll IQ Jnionth In the business we farnUh,
eP^^Mlwttaoee willina to work can easily
. . v ^ earn a doxen dollars a day right la
their own localities. Have no roora io explain
here. Busluesi pleasant and honorable. Women,
and hoy* and girl* do as well as men. WewUIfur
nUhyoo. a oomplete Outfit frc?. The business pars
batter tKaa anything else. We will bear expense
of starting roo. Partlculait free. Wrlu and see.
Farmers aad mechanics, their sons and daughters,
cad all class?e in wai of paying work at heme,
should write to aa and learn efl about UM work at
one?. Now ls the tim?. Don't delay. Address
Tapa 4s Co- Aagosta. Maine._43-16
Wat. BTTSHOKB, lt. P. KDatOBD.
ETTENGER & EDMOND,
Rlolixxaoncl. fra?.
MAirPFACTDElUta
PORYACLC atad ST ATI (U( ARV ?N&INES.
Boilers, of all kinds,
Ciicular Saw Mills,
Grist Mil!", /..
MillOoarina
e-hafUog,"Pulleyf>, Ac.,
American Turbine Water Wheel,
Ouneron'a Special Steam Pumps.
jar? Send for Catalogue.
NOT g. 1870 16 _. LY
S108_$25i???
Chromo^ Crayons, and Reward, Motto,
Scripture Text, Trancjciient, Picture and
Ch rora o Carda. 100 sample?, worth $4.00,
tent postpaid for 75c. Illustrated CaCalouce
S?-v.A- H.^BTJPORD S SONS, Boston.
Established 1830. jurie 7-?m.
7
?ew Advertisements.
MOTHERS WHO D08E TIIEIH DARLINU8
wltb drastic purgatives incur a fearful responsi
bility. The gentle, moderate (yet effective), laxa
tive, alterative, and autl-bliiou* operation of 'Ww.
KART'S SKXTXEB APK?IKRT ptcullarly adapts H to
I he disorders of children. _
dl?? a week in y?ur own town. Terms and io
?POD outfit free. ll. HALLETT A CO., Port
Una, Maine. _
OC EXTEA KINE MIXED CA P. DB, wltb name.
aO 10 cte., post paid. L. JUNES A CO., Nas
sau, N. Y.
TO HA * E OnnD MEA LTII T??B Ll fTO
M?HT liai Ii. t? PT IN O? Il I IC.
For l'amplile:?address ll?. SA??"*?. New Vork
?fc? tn dion per day st home. Samples worth to
?pd 10 ?p?U frcc BTtHSOJI A Co., Portland, Maine.
DAVIDSON
COLLEGE? N. C.
PREPARATORY CLASS.
Taught by tho Profs, of Latin, Greek and Mathe
matica. Session begins Sept. 27, 1877. Send for
catalogue to J. H. BLAKE, rhalrraan of Faculty.
d?1 O a day at borne. Agents wanted. Outfit and
?Pl* terms free. TRUE A CO., Augusta, Maine
WORK FOR ALL.
In their own localities, canvassing for the FIRE
SIDE VISITOR, (enlarged) V-eekly and Monthly.
Largest Paper In the world, wltb Mammoth Chro
mos Free. Big Commissions to Agents, Terms
and Outfit Free. Address P. O. YICKERY, Au
gusta, Maine._
GRACE'S SALVE.
UNDER
STATE MANAGEMENT
And In dally operation over 37 yearn.
Sis,ooo$
FOR
TUES., OCT. 1? and 27. 1877.
KifiNTUCKY
STATE ALLOTMENT
OF
867,925 IN FUZZES !
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So
f
1 Prise of...818,000
1 Prise of..-._. ?.OOO
1 Prise of..?._ 5,000
1 Prize of._. 2^00
1 Prise of.._. 2,500
1C89 Other Prizes amounting to._ 41,925
Whclo Tickets, 81.00; 50 Wbolo Tickets Tor 8*3 ;
100 Tickets, 890.
Chartered for Educational Institutions. Under
Charter no postponement can ever occur. All
prizes paid In full. OfSclal Dst of drawn numbers
published In N. Y. Herald, N. Y. Sun, and Louis
ville Courier-Journal. Circulars containing full
particulars free. Address
SIMMONS A DICKINSON,
Manager's Office, 72 3d St., Louisville^ Ky.
sX?r* Similar Allotments on thc 15th and last
days of every month during tho year.
Fres?i Turnip Se6d
J?ST received. D. Landreth & Sons, and
D. M. Perry's New Crop Turnip 8eed,
viz : Flat puteb. Purple Top, Pomeranean
Qiooe, Ambur Glove, Yellow Ru tu. B?g?.
and Seven Top, for sale low by
A. B. TOWERS & CO.
July 19, 1877 1
THE
COLUMBIA REGISTER
PUBLISHED
Daily, Tri-Waekly wa Weekly, at Co.
lumbla, 8, C, by
HOYT, EMLYN* MCDANIEL
JAMES A. HOYT, Editor.
TUB DAILY BEOMTBB tontaina th? Ut ?st DC?.
of th? day, all eotniaerclal, political and other mat.
lora sent by telegraph, full local reports, editorials
upon all current topics, and Grange and Agrlcultu
til Departments.
Tun TRI-WEKKLY REOISTEB is lawed avery
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday morning, and
contains all the news of two days In on? lam?
TUB WEEKLY H BO UTTER U aa eight page paper
containing forty-eight olumna embracing tit?
cream of the new? of each week. This poper U
within the reach of every family, and we ara
pleased to aUU the fact that Its large circulation ls
rapidly extending.
TUB BEOISTEB ls tow tho organ of the 8UU
Orang*., ar"? al! ?ft!?1 ftf toteres? to the Patron
of Husbandry will be treated in their appropriate
department. Tho Agricultural and Orange arti
cles will appear in each of our publication - Dall?
Trl-Wcekfyand Weekly.
TERMS OF 8UB3CBIPTION.
DAILY BEOISYBB-One rear, 17.00 ; six months.
$3.50; three months, ?I.75. ^
TBI-WKBELT-One year, 33.00; six months.
S2..V); three months, il.M.
WBKBLT-One year, 02.00; six months, tl.Ot
threc months, 60c. 1
JAMES A. HOYT,
H. N. EMLYN.
w. B. MCDANIEL,
Proprietors and Publishers.
CKEOMOS. ?Woworliefu'.
bracing over 8.000,000 Chromos, Paintings and
Choice Printe, at ourcnlarged AnT Koona. All the
new and popular tuhjecta at rock-bottom prices.
The Falls of the Rhine, alee 30x29-romantic and
grand ; oOO?? ?? ??? Susuuchauno, one of tho bits
ol the acus?n, 19x27 ; Lako Lucerne, Switzerland,
the moat beautiful lake in ibo world; Isola llclla, o
charming scene in Northern Italy, companion to
the preceding; Off Boston Light, abciutlfjl ma
rine, sise 14x20. in great demand; Old Or.knn
Bucket, White Mountains, Niagara Falls, Newport,
Saratoga, Gathering Prlmrosca, At tho Sea Shore.
Paddy in Difficulty. Also Virgin Vesta, Snow
Storm. American Fruit, and other 21x30 subjects.
Floral Business Cards, 8undav School Carda. Sut na
ry. Mottoes, Black ground Panels, etc. Also the
Oncst and most complete assortment of 0x11 Chro
mos, both on whiu mounte, bluo Uno, and black
mounts, gold line. Our stock embraces everything
desirable for Dealers, Agents or Premium purposes,
and all ahould teat our prices and quality of work.
The right partier, can realuse an Independence In
every locality by taking an agency forour-trctched
and framed Chromos. Particulars free. Illustrated
Catalogue on receipt of stamp. Send for S3 or ?3
outfit. Addtcsa 3. LATHAM A CO.,
419 Washington 8t_ Boston, Masa.
May 3,1877_42_gm.
/f~i r~nr-jr-i la not raMly camed in these tintos,
SI I fl Abut Hean be made In three months
rfc. S S fl by any one of either sex, in any
eaV af fl fl P*rt ?> Uto country who is willina
" to work steadily at the employ
ment that we furnish. 866 per week in your own
town. You need not bo away from home over
night. You can give your whole timo to the work,
or only your spare momenta. We have agents who
arc making over $20 per day. All who engage at
once can mako money fast. At tho oresent limo
money cannot bo made so easily and rapidly at
any other business. It costs nothing to try tho
business. Terms and $3 Outfit free. Address at
once, H. HALLETT d Co., Portland, Maine.
July 20.1977_2_Ctn
TO THE WORKINO CLASS.-We are now ore
na red to furnish all classes with consUnt employ*
nient nt home, tho whole of the timo, or for their
spare moments. Business new, light and profita
ble. Persons of either sex easily carn from 60c. to
$5 per evening, and a proportional sum by devoting
their wnolo time to tho business. Boys and glint
ears nearly as much aa tuen. That all who seo
thia notice may aend ihclr address and test tho bus
iness we mako this uopa: illcled ofiur : To snch aa
aro not well satisfied wo will send ono dollar to pay
for the trouble of writing. Full particulars, sam
ples worth soveral dollars to commence work on,
and a copy of Homo and Fireside, one of tho
largest and beat Illustrated Publications, all sent
free by mall. Header, if you want permanent,
profitable work, address, GEOBUE SriHaor A Co.,
Fortland, Mninc. _49-16
f fa AND I
I HE bROSS THE CRESCENT.
A volume of thrilling interest by tho eminent
historian, L. P. BROCKETT ; describing the Russians
and Turks: SOCIAL, POLITICAL, ?nd BKLIWOIB
..._"_" _=? .vjnniTina, their homo-life, varied
customs* and pecullarlt?c?, tho causes of the war,
tho issues at stake-Christian against Mchnaicic
dan-tho mighty Intereste of other nations in
volved ; Biographies of tho Rulers, Statesmen and
QerterahU <Jl utrUlv Illustrated. Tho book mil
lions need now. W?n?ed instantly, 8,000 agente on
very liberal terms. Address IIUBBABD BROS.,
Publishers, 733 Sansom 8t-, PhUadelphla
July 19, 1877 1_*
kf?Sil^ESS IS B?iBl^i$$:!
\ ND those who carry on business ore compelled to hnve money. That is our situation
Jt% nt present. Therefore, we earnestly call upon all parties indebted to us to pay at
onceand"8AVE C08T. Prompt payment is a great source of friendship, and lt ia om
desire to remain friendly with *M:r customers, if they come forward promptly and pay us
what ihey owe. Money wc an* .??blijred to hnve. We offer on inducement of ono cent uer
pound for Cotton over market value to those indebted to us, and wish to pottle their Ac
counts. Wa have on hand a large stock of
GBOCEBIESI
Flour. Bacon, Shoulders, Hams, Coffee, Sugar,
Molasses. ALSO, Boots, Shoe^, Leather, Saddles,
Hats, Caps, Dry Goods, Tobacco, Cigars,
Wines. Liquors, Iron. Steel,
And all Farming Implements..
Any person or persons purchasing Goods will benefit themselves by calling and exam
ining our stock before purchasing ?Isewltere. Wo buy for Cash and .ell for cash only ;
therefore, wc are enabled to ae!l cheaper. Call and judge fer yourselves, and be convinced
of this fact.
MCGRATH & BYBUM,
Mechanics' Bow.
WITCHES [JEWELRY I
ROMAINE GOLD, so extensively worn In Paris, was first discovered In 1870, by the celebrated
French cheralst, Mons. D. Bo Lalngc, who manufactured It Into jewelry, and for five years
sold It to tho leading jewelers of Paris for SOLID (JOLD.. In 1875, when his secret became known,
ton of tho manufacturing jewelers established a stock company, with a capital of 810,000,000 for the
purpose of raanuf=cturlng ROMAINE GOLD JEW ELY AND WATCHES. With this immense
cipftsl, and the sid of Improved sir.shincry they sro enabled to produce all tba t?test pi tte rr.: of
.jewelry at less than one-tenth the cost of solid Gold, and of a quality and color which makes It
Impossible eves for experts to doted lt from the genuine.
we hara secured ilia exclusive agency of thc united States and Canada, for the solo
of all goods manufactured from this metal, and In order to Introduce them in tho most speedy
manner, have put up assorted ?ampio lota as given below, which we will sell at one-tenth the
retail value until Janawry 1st, 1878. ?ead tho Hst:
50 CEUT LOT. I S3.00 LOT.
Ono Gent's Watch Chain retail price.J61 OOlOne Ladles' Opera Guard Chain.
Ct pr. Engraved Sleeve Buttons,retall prleo 75 Ono Ladies' Nock Chain and Cross.
One Ltonc-Sct Scarf Pin, " " 75 One beautiful Locket, (engraved).
One set (8) Spiral Shirt Studs " " 7f Ono pair Band Bracelets.
One Improvedahape Collar Hutton u " 60 One Gent's Twist Link Vest Chain and Charm.
Ono heavy Piala Wedding lUng, " " 1 23 Ono pair Onyx Sleeve Buttons.
-Ono act 131 On rx Shirt Btuda.
Total.....".88 aofOvre new Improved Collar Button.
r or ?? cenia wo will send above six articles erne extra cut Cameo Seal Hing,
postpaid. One Arizona Solitaire Stud
$100 LOT ?- *-* Amethyst or topas Pin and Ear Drone.
One heavy band Engagement Bing. S5.00 LOT.
??8 *.*.<?> Kogravou Brseelcla, One Sadies' Opera Chain, with elide and tassel,
i One Ladlee' Long Guard er Keck Chain. ?retail price 83.00V
Gp* Engraved Miniature Locket, io, tho above. 0na Gents heavy Watch Chain, with Cu rb Charm
One Gent's Heavy Link Watch Chats. (retail price 85 00).
One Lake George Llaniond 8tud. 0NO I^J^- beary |Sn? Neck Chain.
CO no V I?T One elegant Chased Miniature Locket for abosa.
9A.UU IvUl. One set Cane? Medall?n Pin and Ear Drops.
One Ladles' Keck Chain and Charro. One pair (8) he*VT chased Band Bracelets.
One Ladies' Heavy Guard Chain for Watch. Ono GcntV Solitaire Diamond Stud.
Oas set Pin and Ear Rings, Amethyist. One Gent's Cluster Diamond Pin.
Ono extra fine Miniature Locket. One pair Amethyst or Onyx ?leevo Button*.
One Cameo Seal and Ring. Ono ect (3) Studs to match the above.
One Tory heavy Wedding or Engagement Ring. One elegant heavy set Cameo Beal Ring.
One Gent's heavy Watch Chain with Charm. One Massive Band or Wedding Ring.
One pair Peal Inlaid Sleeve Buttons. Ono new "patent" Collar Button.
One Lake George Cluster Pin. One Ladles' Chemise Button.
One pair (2) heavy band Bracelets. lOne Amethyst or Topas Bing, (extra finish',.
The retail price of the article* In each sample lot amounts to exactly ton times the price we
ask for the lot ; for example, our 81.00 lot main SOT ?10.00; our 83.00 lot for 850.00. -
A SOLID ROMAINE GOLD HUltTING-CASE WATCH FREE.
To any ono Bending us on omer rot in. *bv???oia oj ?.>ina? io iuu ju wm ni ??r 4~,ZMU, wi wu*
send FREE ons Solid Uoinoine Gold Uunt!".g-Case Watch/Genta' or Ladles' size, warranted to
keep i.erf.-:t iii.-.-.- and leek *a??Jly il well M stlMM j;ol.l watch. By mall postpaid, t>lr.,r.J. Tilla
is our best Ofitar to AGENTS, and ls worth a trial, as the watch alone will sell or Irada readily
for from 830X0 to 850.00. Gents' or Ladies' Walch alone, 87.00 or 88.00, with a Heavy Gent's Gold
Pattern Vest Chain and Charm, or Ladles' Opera Chain with slide and tassel
REMEMBER :-This on>r onty holds good until Jan. 1st, 1878. After that time we shall cell on
ly to Jobbers and Wholesale dealers, and any one wishing oar goods will Cien have to pay full re
tail pri?es. Romaine Gold ls the beet, and. In fact, tho only Imitation cf genuine cold made, being
the same in weight, color and finish, aim ail our goods are made In the latest gold patterns. Will
guarantee satisfaction In every I t?t a nc*, or refund money.
, Send money ly P. O. Money Order, or Registered leUer, AT OUR RISK. No goods
sent C O. B. unless nt least $5.00 accompanies the order. Address j,la'nly,
W. F. EVANS & CO., Sole Agrt's for U. S. and Canada,
95 & 97 South Clark Street, Chicago, Illinois.
THE BEST PUMP IN THE W0ELD
"l^TOTHING eunduorn moro to GOOD HEALTH than PURE WATER. 8uoh ls fur
?131 nished by the
DOUBLE ACTING STOKE FG&CE PUMP,
Manufactured by JVC. Nichols A Bro., Atlanta, Ga., which brings th? waler pure and fresh
from the bottom of the weil. No slime or filth collecta on the pump or In the well. No
snails, worms or gwen meas gets about the water, lt is freo from rust or other impurities,
and can ba operated by a small child with ease, and brings the water fresher than any oth
er Pump. It is of stone, glazed inside and outside, and never will decay, lt Improves the
water beyond a do* 'A by venliU Jug the well, aud keeping lt like a moving stream ol
water. With a hose attached, it becctuts a gt?od fire-engine, over ready at your door to
extinguish the flames In case of fire, lt is better and cheaper than insurance. Its work
ing give* complete satisfaction, as those toqualntod with it will testify.
lt b a homo enterprise, permanently established, and relies on ito own m?rito, upon
which it asks your patronage. Thia Pomp to represented In Anderson and owoining
Counties, together with tho Cour.tU; o? Hart, Slbwri, Wilkes and Oglethorpe in Georgia,
by ALONZO I*. WKHJH. Andorsor.. O.
Send in orders at once for Pumps, and they will be delivered and p it In immediately.
He means business.
April.5,1877