The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, May 13, 1875, Image 4
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IS IT ANYBODY'S BUSINESS!
Is it anybody's business
It* a gentleman should choose
To wait upon a lady,
If the lady don't "refuse?
Or,, to speak a little plainer,
Thai) the meaning all may know,
Is it anybody's business
If a lady has a beau ?
Is it anybod'8 business
When that gentleman does call,
Or when he leaves the lady,
Or if he leaves at all ?
Or is it necessary
That the cnrtain should be drawn,
To save front further trouble
To outside lookers on?
?9 it anybody's busmess
But the lady's, if her beau
Bides out with, other ladies
And doesn't let her know ?
Jjb it anybody's business
But the gentleman's, if she
Should accept another escort,
Where he doesn't chance to be ?
Is a person on the sidewalk,
Whether great or whether small,
Is it anybody's business
Where that person means to call ?
Or, if yon see a person
As he's calling any where,
Is it anybody's business
What his business may be there?
The substance of our query,
Simply stated would be this:
Is it anybody's business
What another's business is f
IS it is, or if it isn't.
We would really like to know,
For we're certain, if it isn't,
There some who make it so.
WHICH LOVED BEST f
BY JOY ALLISON.
"I love you, mother," said little John,
Then forgetting his work, his cap went on,
And he was off to the garden swing.
And left her the water and wood to bring.
?*! love you, mother," said rosy Nell,
**I love you better than tongue can tell."
Then she teased and pouted full half the day,
Till her mother rejoiced when she went to play.
"I love you, mother," said little Fan,
*To-day 1*11 help you all I can;
How glad I am school doesn't keep!"
So she rocked tile babe till it fell asleep.
Then stepping softly, she fetched the broom,
And swept the floor and tidied the room,
Busy ana happy all day was she,
Hopeful and happy as child could be.
*'I love you, mother," again they said
Three little chrildren going to bed.
How do you think that mother guessed
Which of them really loved her best ?
From the Virginia City [Nev.) Enterprise.
"OLD J>IZEN."
THE FIGHTING HORSE OF THE STAN I
? 8LA?S.
A Reminiscence of the Early Mining Life of
Senator Jones, of Nevada.
In the early days, many years ago, Senator
Jones was engaged in mining on the Stanislaus
River, California, at a place called Cherokee
Flat. It was a small camp, containing scarce?
ly more than a dozen habitations, all told.
The most imposing structure in the camp was
a boarding house, owned by a Mr. Joggles, a
Missourian. This Joggles was a man of sport?
ing proclivities. He owned a vicious looking
ola bull-dog, with but one eye, whose nose was
covered with scars, and whose front teeth were
always visible, even when in the most friendly
mood. This dog he was ready to back against
any dog on the river for a fight. He also had
two or three game-roosters of whose prowess
he was boastful. But his especial glory and
pride was his fighting horse, a large, powerful?
ly-muscled and exceedingly vicious "broncho,''
which he called "Old Pizen." And "pizen"
he was to all four-footed creatures in that re?
gion ; indeed, was so "mean" that he was almost
poison to himself. This fierce and unsocial
beast had taken possession of a large grassy
fiat, about half a mile above the camp, and
would allow no other animal to come upon
what he viewed as his private domain; nor,
.for thd matter of that, to come anywhere near
the camp. At Cherokee Flat, the old broncho
was monarch of all he surveyed. He had j
whipped and run off every animal that had
. ever been brought to the camp. The miners
several times swore vengeance against "Old
Pizen,'' and would have shot him, but that
they liked Joggles, and the soul of Joggles
delighted in Old Pizen, therefore they let him
live. Not content with conquering intruders,
the old broncho would chase them for miles,
running them clear out of the country. The
moment he saw a strange animal he laid back
his ears and went for him, using both heels
and teeth.
About all this Joggles didn't care a cent.
When told of one of the exploits of the ani?
mal he would laugh in spite of himself, and
would swear that Old Pizen was the "biggest
fightin' hoss on the Stanislaus," and that he
would "back him agin any critter that ever
wore har." He Would tell how a big American
horse, chased away by Old Pizen, was found
forty miles distant with his tail gnawed off to
a mere stump. When he thought of the comi?
cal appearance the maimed horse must have
presented with his little stump of a tail. Jog
fles would laugh till tears ran down his cheeks,
'he fame of the "fighting horse" extended for
miles around the camp. Prospectors passing
that way with pack animals were warned
against him. "Beware of the fighting horse 1"
was the word through all that section of coun?
try. Sonora, the county seat of Tuolumne
County, was the source whence the miners at
Cherokee Flat drew their supplies of "grub"
and other necessaries, q The town was fifteen
or twenty miles distant, and the miners would
occasionally go up there, order what they
wanted, and have it "packed" down to their
cabins. One day J. P. Jones and one of his
partners went up to Sonora to procure supplies
for their company, known as the "Buckeye."
They remained over night in town, intending
to return the next day. In the morning, soon
after they had arose, they heard a terrible com?
motion in a livery stable just across the streut
from their hotel. Running over to ascertain
the cause, they found that a big Spanish jackass
had found his way" into the stable through a
rear door, and was on the war path among the
horses. He had cleaned out several stalls al?
most at a dash, and then reached that occupied
by a powerful black stallion. Here he found
work to do. As Jones and partner entered a
furious battle was raging, the horse using his
h*eis and the jack his teeth. The horse being
confined by a strong halter, the jack had rather
the best of it. After tearing and mangling the
flanks of the horse frightfully, the furious jack,
unmindful of the blows the stablemen, were
raining upon his back, suddenly crowded him?
self forward in the stall and seized the horse
by the under lip. Here he held ou like a bull
dog, the poor horse quivering in every muscle,
and moaning in agony.
One of the proprietors of the stable drew
his pistol and was about to shoot the savage
ass, when his owner arrived and a fierce wran
?le ensued. The owner of the fighting jack
rew his revolver, and for a time it looted as
though there was likely to be a "man for break?
fast."
Finally, however, the owner of the jack
succeeded in getting him away from the tremb?
ling and mangled horse, and drove him out of
the stable. It now occurred to Mr. Jones that
here was an animal that would make Old Pizen
sick at the stomach. A word of this thought
to his partner, and they agreed, if possible, to
secure the fighting jackass. Followiug the
owner of the jack, they soon came to sin under?
standing with him. They were told that the
jack was a good pack animal, and as quiet as a
lamb when no horses were about. When he
I came where there were horses his whole nature
changed, and he went for them with the fury
of a tiger. The jack being an unusual power?
ful animal, the owner asked $70 for him.
Jones and partner agreed to run him a trip on
trial, and gave the owner $75, which he was to
keep in case the jack was not returned within
a certain time. Having secured the fighting
jack, Jones and partner packed him and started
home in high feather. As soon as he was out
of town the jack became as docile and sleepy
as any other old "burro"" that ever trotted a
trail. Before getting home the beast became
absolutely lazy, and Jones & Co. began to fear
that off his own dunghill their jack was of no
account as a fighter.
It was about sundown when the men reached
Cherokee Flat and drove up to the door of the
"Buckeye Company's cabin." Their partners
had quit work and come up from the bar.
They were getting supper, but, for a time, dis
J continued the work of frying bacon and baking
slap-jacks to come out and ask J. P. and com?
panion how they came by the big donkey. In
as few words as possible Jones made them ac?
quainted with the character of the beast.
When he had finished his account of the scene
at the livery stable, every man of the Buckeye
j Company was firmly convinced that the big
jack could "walk the log" of Old Nick himself,
but mum was the word. No hint of the fight?
ing qualities of the animal was to go of the
cabin. Presently Joggles, whose boarding
house was just across the street, espied the
jackass, and came over to where he was being
! unpacked. >
A smile struggled about the corners of his
mouth as he came. Walking up to the beast
and eying him from stem to stern for a time,
Joggles said: ?
"Purty good chunk of a jackass. Been buy
in* him ?"
"Well," said Jones, "I don't know. We
have him on trial. We may buy him. He is
big and strong, and seems nice and quiet?may
be a trifle lazy."
Joggles, who seemed to be calculating about
how many mouthfuls he would make for Old
Pizen, at last said:
"Well, yes, he seems rather quiet."
Having unpacked the jack, one of the "boys"
gave him a slap with a strap, as much as to
say: "You are now at liberty, old fellow; go
off and enjoy yourself as you please."
"What 1" cried Joggles, opening his eyes in
amazement, "you ain't going to turn that jack
loose here? The first thing you know he'll
poke off up to the flat where Old Pizen is.
Then he'll be a dead jack as sure as you live !
Why, he wouldn't make a mouthful for Old
Pizen."
"Well,I don't know," said Jones, "the jack
is a very quiet old fellow, and I guess Old
Pizen won't think him worth bothering with.
Besides, the chances are that he will stay and
pick about camp?won't fine his way up to the
flat at all."
"Well, just as you please," said Joggles, pre?
tending some concern; "but you know what
Old Pizen is I"
"Yes, I know," said Jones, but Pizen is get?
ting old. I guess he don't thirst for the fray
as in his younger days. I shouldn't wonder,
now, if the old jack were to whin him?in case
they should get together," added Jones, laugh?
ing.
"What 1" cried Joggles, turning red, "that
blamed old jackass whip Pizen! Not much !
I'll bet you $100?yes, I'll bet you $200?he
can't whip one side of him I Come, now 1"
"The trouble is," said Jones, "that the jack
is in a strange place. He might not fight.
However, he looks as though there might be
some fight in him. If the two ever do get to?
gether, I rather think he'll make it warm for
the broncho."
"You do, eh ?" said Joggle*, "Well, I don't.
Here, here, now?back up your opinion or take
water. Here's $200! I'm willin' to jest let
the animals alone?let them find their way to
each other?and I bet this $200 that when they
do meet, old Pizen whip3?that he eats your
jackass up alive! Coi-e, now, Pixley, here,
shall hold the stakes. See me, see me! come
down! Two hundred goes that Pizen whips
your jack!"
Thus urged, J. P. covered the coin in Pix
ley's hand, and once it was done a better
pleased man than Joggles was never seen on
the Stanislaus. He thought he had the deadest
thing in the world. The bet made, away ran
Joggles to tell all the "boys" in the camp what
a dead thing he had on Jones; always winding
up with?"Old Pizen '11 chaw him up-*-chaw
him up alive I"
The last thing he -said to his lodgers that
night, before he went to bed, was: "Kuowin'
Pizen as he does, Jones must be goin' crazy.
That jackass will be chawed up?chawed up
alive?"
All the evening the jack remained browsing
about the camp, and the next morning was
still there?standing with head down and eyes
closed dreamily, moving his ears, and lazily
switching his scanty tail. Joggles smiled con?
temptuously every time he looked at the old
jack. Standing on his porch, as the miners of
the camp passed on their way down to their
claims on the river, Joggles facetiously inquired
whether any of them would like to back "that
thar ferocious beast against Old Pizen for an?
other $200?"
At last all the men of the camp were down
on the river at work. About 9 o'clock in the
morning one of the men of the Buckeye Com?
pany happened to go from the bar up to the
bank of toe river for something. A moment
after, grinning gleefully, he called out to those
below: "The impatient Joggles is going to
bring on the game. There'll be some fun be?
fore long ; I see him startin' the old jack along
up the valley toward the flat. He's on the sly,
and is getting rather keen to see that fight 1"
Watching Joggles, he was in the edge of the
timber throwing rocks to urge the jack to move
up a streak of open ground that led to the flat
between the two groves of pines. Presently
he came back and seated himself on his porch,
getting up once in a while and stretching his
neck to see if the jack was going in the right
direction. He was dying to have the animals
get together. At last a man who had climbed
upon the bank reported that the jack was not
to be seen, and that he had no doubt gone over
the ridge into the flat.
Ail was now excitement among the men, and
two or three of them were constantly on the
river bank listening for sounds of the fray.
Presently they cried out that the battle had
begun. All hands hastened to the top of the
high steep bank, whence was to be had a fair
view of the open ground leading up to the
ridge, beyond which lay the flat where roamed
the fighting horse. Although half a mile dis?
tant a terrible squealing and braying could be
distinctly heard?cries of rage and pain from
the contending animals. A great cloud of red
dust could be seen rising from the ridge. This
cloud, that told of the battle, moved to and
fro; sometimes appearing to approach quite
near to the crest of the ridge, then again to
recede. All this time there was heard the most
fearful squealing and braying imaginable?
sometimes very distinctly, again more faintly,
as the varying breeze wafted the sounds, or as
the scene of the battle shifted. Looking to?
ward the camp, Joggles was seen jumping up
and down and running frantically about, evi?
dently much excited. Soon he was seen to get
a ladder and mount upon the roof of bis porch,
and thence to climb to the top of his house,
vainly stretching his neck to obtain a view of
the fight. Now the cloud of dust was seen to
rapidly approach the crest of the vidge, and
soon it came whirling over it. men wer2 seen
two dense clouds of dust, bo?i rolling rapidly
in the direction of the camp. Wild snorts and
horse brays were heard. Swiftly the red clouds
rolled on, and soon in the foremoat the form of
an animal could be seen. A puff of wind
showed this to be the broncho?Old Pi2en. At
the distance of two or three hundred yards
behind rolled a rapidly-following cloud, as we
have sometimes seen two small whirlwinds in
playful mood. What was in this last cloud
could not be seen, but the "Buckeye Boys" felt
that their jackass was thar I
Down into the camp charged the terrified
broncho, snorting with fear at every jump, and
occasionally half turning his head in order to
see if the terrible jack was still in pursuit. .As
the frantic horse tore through the camp with
nostrils distended, mane flying in the wind,
and tail stickiug straight out behind, Joggles
was heard shouting wildly from the roof of his
house, "Whoa, Pizen, whoa, Pizen 1" But just
at that moment there was no "whoa" in Old
Pizeu. Down through the little town he came
making directly for the bar, as though in search
of human assistance.
Straight on he came till he reached the bank
of the river, here fully twenty feet in perpen?
dicular height. At the brink he halted, hesi?
tating to take the fearful leap, and with eyes
starting from their sockets took one long de?
spairing look behind. There came the veno?
mous and indomitable jackass, never breaking
his steady, roiling gallop.
With outstretched neck, ears laid back, and
scant tail whipping up and down with each
bound, on he came. The old broncho erected
his tail, took one more glance at his approach?
ing foe, gave a enort of terror, and leaped from
the bank down into the river. Luckily for him
the water was deep. Rising to the surface he
swam to the opposite shore, and came out all
right on a bar that put out from the bank on
that side. Here he halted, evidently feeling
himself safe. The jack thundered on, and
came near plunging into the river before aware
of its presence. But by bracing all aback till
his haunches almost touched the ground, he
came to a halt. But it was only for a moment.
Seeing the old broncho on the other shore he
stretched out his neck and giving a diabolical
"yee-haw," unhesitatingly plunged into the
river and diligently struck out for the horse.
This reckless and energetic persistence of the
enemy was evidently unexpected to the bron?
cho. He gazed for a few moments at the jack,
as he rose to the surface and began swimming
?gazed as though thunder-struck at the fearful
energy displayed by the little beast?then toss?
ing his tail aloft and giving a tremendous snort,
he dashed away down the river at the top of
his speed.. The jack was soon over the narrow
stream. On landing, he snuffed the ground a
moment, then raising his head and catching a
glimpse of the fleeiug horse, away he plunged
in keen pursuit. A bend in the river soon hid
the animals from view. As the men were
still standing gazing after them, a great crash
was heard. More than one voice then cried,
"The gulch 1 the gulch I By heaven! they
have both gone into the Devil's Gulch I" What
was referred to as "Devil's Gulch" was a nar?
row ravine, with rocky, perpendicular walls,
which put into the river about fifty yards below
the bend. ' Something fell into the gulch sure,"
cried the men, "and it must have been either
the horse or jack, or both." All now started
for a crossing some distance up the river, in
order to go down the other side and see what
had happened. Joggles, who had before this
descended from the roof of his house, now
came puffing and blowing across lots, and joined
the party from the river, fifteen or twenty men
in all, as they came from several claims.?
"Darn a jackass, any how!" was all that Jog?
gles said, as he came up with the crowd. As
all knew his feelings, no one said a word.
"Darn a jackass!" he several times muttered
as they moved down the river, after having
crossed over.
Rounding the bend, they came in full view
of the gulch, There upon its rocky brink
stood the jack. With out-stretched neck he
was gazing intently into the chasm below.
His ears were lopped forward, as though to
shade his eyes and give him a clearer view of
what lay at the bottom of the gulch. The
sound of approaching footsteps at length at?
tracted his attention. Turning his head and
seeing the party drawing near, ho moved back
from the brink of the precipice, gave his tail a
flourish, and uttered a series of triumphal
"yee-haws."
1 Looking down into the chasm the men be?
held lying at the bottom, motionless in death,
Old Pizeu, the fighting horse of the Stani?
slaus. His head was doubled under him?his
neck was brokeu. When he came up cut of
the gulch after having ascertained this fact
Joggles was deadly pale. Drawing and cock?
ing his six-shooter, he advanced toward the
party and said : "John P. Jones, you knowed
what that jackass was. Don't speak. Let not
a man here speak a word." With this he
turned suddenly to where the jack stood with
his head down, moping sleepily, and sent a
bullet through his brain. The beast fell with?
out a moan, when Joggles advanced and de?
liberately emptied the contents of his revolver
into its carcass. He then seized it by the ears,
dragged it to the brink of the precipice, and
tumbled it down upon the body of the old
broncho,saying:
"As you are the only thing that ever whipped
him, darn me, you shall lie and rot with Old
Pizen?Old Pizen, the Figbtin' Hoss of the
Stanislaus."
Josh Billings' Sayings.
Habits are often az ridikilous az they are
strong; yn often see folks who kant pick up a
pair of tongs without spitten on their hands
fust.
' Very great minds are seldom fully apprecia?
ted bi the age they live in.
It iz easier to get a friend than to keep one.
Politeness makes all the other accomplish?
ments eazy and agreeable.
If yu don't respekt yourself, how can yu ex
pekt others to do it for yu.
It iz very hard to lose sight uv poor relashuns,
but we often have to hunt up ..ur rich ones.
Sudden wealth seldom comes by honesty.
He who kan whistle one tune need never be
entirely lonesome.
The strongest friendships i have ever notised
have been between thoze who thought different?
ly, but akted alike.
It iz mighty onsartin what a lazy boy or a
big snaik will amount to.
He who iz afraid ov work iz a coward in ev?
erything else.
If yu are anxious to bekum famous you must
be willing to be abuzed.
Lies are not the only things that cum home
to roost; all evil things do.
The experience of life has taught me that
there iz more happiness among the lowly than
the great.
Honesty once lost may be recovered, but
modesty never kan.
Time is a great phisician ; it cures broken
hearts, broken heads and even broken crock
cry.
1 have alwuss sed, and I stick to it vet that
he who repents ov sin iz a stronger and a safer
man than he who don't commit it.
1 The slowest time on rekord iz skule time, and
the fastest iz sparkin time.
The man who iz alwuss prepared for good or
bad luck, and treats them both alike, iz a
hero.
I belcave all thoze who have made themselfs
common enemies ov mankind hav died a vio?
lent death.
Take away the fear of the law and i had
rather liv amung the howling beasts ou the des?
ert than amung mankind.
He who forgifs auother forgifs himself, for
we are all ov us gilty ov about the same sins.
Specialtys are what wins in this world. A
jak ov all trades is like a man with fleas all
over him; he iz too bizzy with the fleas to do
ennythiug well.
? Among the presents at a wooden wedding
in Allontown, Pa., the other nipdt, was an im?
mense cake. This was reserved for the last;
and when they came to cut it, they found it
was only a cheese box covered with icing.
? "What are you doing there ?" said a gro?
cer to a fellow who was stealing his lard. "I
am gettin' fat," was the reply. J
How Seih Hawkins Stole an Old Lady's
Night Gown.
The Boston Newa gives the following as hav?
ing occurred in one of the villages of the old
Bay State, within the recollection of the writer.
We do not know when we have enjoyed so
hearty a laugh as on reading this incident in
the life of Seth Hawkins :
Sunday night was the season which Seth
chose to do his weekly devours, as Mrs. Horuby
would say, and his road to neighbor Jones's
(whose daughter Sally was the object of his
particular hope,) lay across three long miles of
territory, stumpy as an old woman's mouth and
as irreclaimable as a prodigal son gone away
for the third time.
One all sufficiently dark night, unheeding
wind and weather, as gallant and spruce a lov?
er as ever straddled a stump, Seth, in best "bib
and tucker," and dickey, and all that, started
upon his weekly pilgrimage to the shrine of
Sally Jones?a sweet girl by the way as straw?
berries and cream are sweet.
Seth knew every Iaudmark, if he could see
it; but the night was very dark, and in a lit?
tle while he became confused in his reckoning,
and taking the Hght which gleamed from far?
mer Jones's cottage in the distance for a guide,
he pushed boldly on regardless of intermediate
difficulties, surging occasionally to the right or
left, as some obstructions rose in his path, un?
til he ran stern on, as sailors would say, to a
huge stump, and rolled incontinently over to
the other side.
He gathered himself up 'as best he could,
shook himself to ascertain that no bones were
broken and then restarted on his mission of
love, his ardor somewhat dampened by feeling
the cold night wind playing fantastic gusts
around his body, denoting that the concussion
had "breached" his "oh-fi-for-shameables,"and
that the seven-and-six-penny cassimeres were
no more to be the particular delight of his
eyes, in contemplation of their artistic excel?
lence.
He knew not the extent of the damage sus?
tained, but soon gained the house. His first
glance was over his person to ascertain if de?
cency would be violated by an unwonted dis?
play ; but seeing nothing and trusting to the
voluminous proportions of his coat for conceal?
ment, he felt reassured, and took his seat in a
proffered chair by the fire.
Whilst conversing with the farmer about the
weather, and the dame upon the matter of
cheese, he glanced at Sally and saw with pain?
ful surprise, that she was looking anxiously
and somewhat strangely towards a portion of
his dress, She advjjped her eyes as she caught
his glance ; but again catching her eyes upon
him, he was induced to turn his eyes in the
same direction and saw?good heavens ! Was
it his shirt? oozing out cf a six inch aperture
in the inside of one of his inexpressibles!
He instantly changed his position, and from
that moment was ou nettles. Was he making
more revelations by the change ? He watched
the first opportunity to push the garment" in a
little. Could he succeed* in hiding it, it
would relieve his embarrssment. Again he
watched his chance, and again stowed away the
linen. It seemed interminable, like the doc?
tor's tape-worm, and the more he worked at it,
the more there seemed left.
In the meantime, his conversation took the
hue of agony, and his answers bore as much re?
lation to the questions asked as the first line of
the songs of Solomon does to the melancholy
burthen of Old Mary Petin-gill.
At last, with one desperate thrust, the whole
disappeared, and he cast a triumphant glance
towards Sally. One look sufficed to show that
she had comprehended the whole, and with the
greatest effort was struggling to prevent a
laugh. Meeting his glance, she could contain
herself no longer, but screaming with accumu?
lated fun, she fled from the room ; and poor
Seth, unable to endure this last turn of agony,
seized his hat and dashed madly from the house,
Clearing the stumps like a racer in the dark,
and reaching home, he hardly knew when or
how.
As soon as he was gone, Mrs. Jones looked
about for a clean night-gown that she had out
for service on the back of the chair on which
Seth had sat. She was positive that she had
taken it out, but where upon earth it was she
could not conceive.
"Sally !" cried the old lady from the door,
"have you seen my gown?"
"Yes'm," echoed her voice, as if in the last
stage of suffocation?"yes'm, Seth Hawkins
wore it home!"
It was unfortunately the case, and poor Seth
had stored it in the crevasse of his pants. It
was returned the next day, with an apology,
and he subsequently married Sally ; but many
years after, if any article of any description
was missing, of apparel or otherwise, the first
suggestion was that Seth Hawkins had stowed
it away in his trowsers.
Seth Hawkins is now a prominent and in?
fluential merchant in the city of Boston, and
often relates the story himself for the amuse?
ment of his young friends.
The Fashionable Complaint.?In the
course of a lecture recently delivered in New
York, Dr. Lyman said:
"Heart disease, among both ladies and gen?
tlemen, is the one most in vogue at present.
A synonym for pseudo heart disease is indiges?
tion. False modes of dress, by crowding the
heart, cause it to beat irregularly. Remedy
the dress, and the heart will healthfully per?
form its functions. The heart is almost the
last organ to become diseased, because it has
a great work.to do. Nature made it strong and
supplied it with as few nerves as possible.
Women who faint, as a rule, have too small
cavities for heart and lungs. Fainting is a
provision of nature for the reinstatement of
the body by allowing the heart a brief respite.
When the stomach is undoubtedly distended
by food, the heart is crowded and complains.
Good straight shoulders are essential to woman.
If she possesses an erect form, a woman's heart
has better opportunity to beat evenly and
healthfully.
Many mistake a palpitating sensation of the
muscular wall of that portion of the stomach
I nearest the heart for an affection of the heart.
Adipose or fatty accumulations around the
heart will often render its beating labored or
heavy. The heart is not however, diseased;
it is only working under difficulties. Prostra?
tion also affects the beating of the heart, caus?
ing it to pulsate more rapidly. Strength will
remove this difficulty. It is a theory with
some physicians that in a natural life the heart
beats only a certain number of times. If this
be so, ruuning up and down stairs, intense ex?
citement, hurry, by increasing the number of
heart-beats iu a minute, diminish the length
of one's life. It is a well known fact that a
race horse is not long lived, because having
such a demand upon the action of the heart,
the heart-muscles wear out sooner than they
otherwise would."
? The postmaster at Monticello, Georgia,
recently performed the feat of reading a let?
ter without hearing its contents. An old
woman who had never been to school, got a
letter one day, and asked the postmaster to
read it for her. Sho did not waut him to
hear it, so she took a wad of cotton out of
her pocket and stuffed his ears with it. She
then had him read the letter in a low voice,
and was perfectly satisfied that the reader
could not hear a word of it. This is repor?
ted as a late actual occurrence.
? One night two men got into a wordy
controversy, which waxed quite hot, and
finally one of them challengea the other to a
square fight. The challenged party filibus?
tered around and endeavored to avoid com?
mitting himself on this issue, but finally,
pressed by the other, lie positively refused
to fight. "Not that I'm any coward," he
said, "or that I'm fraid of you, but I was
ullers an unlucky man in a fight."
?-The Marti i boys of Iowa loved their fa?
ther, and when he died two of the five were
killed in the struggle to nee which should have
his old watch and chain to remember kin\ by.
A Negro Revival.
Wc must give the reader a few specimens of
a prayer and an exhortation we heard in a revi?
val meeting among the colored folks. A black
preacher, glossy as a varnished beaver, gave us
a characteristic article in this line. Begin?
ning his prayer in a low and reverential voice,
he addressed the Deity as "Thqu" and "You"
indiscriminately, and sometimes indulging in
the doubtful grammar of "Thou knowetb,"
and "You knows." Soon his words were ut?
tered as a kind of wailing chant, with a pro*
longed sound in a higher key on emphatic
words and syllables. Ihe peculiar intonation,
especially when the congregation would catch
the key from the plaintive sounds, and unite
with the preacher in a piteous moan, between
words, gliding down from the dominant note to
the minor third below, and dying through
diminuendoes into sobs and sighs. The effect
was at times thrilling. Some parts of an ex?
hortation to which we listened, however, while
less eloquent, were certainly very practical.
The preacher struck nails square on the head as.
he hammered away. For instance:
"Now, brethren and sisters, we want mourn?
ers heah to-night. No foolin'. Ef you can't
mouhn for your sins, don't come foolin' roun'
dis altah. I knows ye. You's tryin' mighty
ha'hd to be convarted 'thout bein' hurt. The
Lord 'spises mockery. . Sometimes you sinnahs
comes for'hd an' holds your head too high a
com in'. You come foah you's ready. You
starts too soon. You don't repent; you's no
mounah. You're foolin' wid de Lord. You
comes struttiu' up to de altah ; you flops down
on your knees, an' you peeps fru you fingahs
dis way, an' you cocks up you ears to see who's
makin' de bes' pray'r. You's 'tirely too peart
for peniten's. You's no mounahs. Ef you
comes here to fool, you bettah stay away. Bet
tah go to hell from de pew asleepin, or from
your cabin a swearin', dan from de mounah's
bench a foolin'. Ef you's not in earnes', keep
away from he'eh, don't bodder us. Do you
want us to make ouhselves hoase an' weah out
ouah lungs a-prayin' for you when you knows
you's enly foolin' wid de Lord ? I tells you to
be mighty cahful. I want to see you a comin'
so buhdened by the weight ob you sinsdat you
can't hold up you heads. I want to see you so
heart-broke dat your knees knock togedder
when you walk. You mus' be low-minded.
De Bible lays great stress on da low. You's
got to get low down in de dus. De good book
says, 'Low (Lo!) in de vollem of de book it is
writ.' Now, min' dat and be low."
Then addressing the members of the church
more particularly, he said:
"Brederen in de Lord, you mus' be airnest
prayin' foh dese pore sinnahs. You mus' wake
up. In dis Spring time ob year, when the
leaves is comin', an' de flowahs is a-winklin'
an' a-bloomin', what does de leaves an' de
flowahs say ? Dey says, 'Git up /' ["Amen!
dat's so," from an old brother in the corner.]
"It is mornin, de day is breakin'. Git up.
Wake up in de mornin'." ["Amen! wake
'em up, Brudder Clinton," from the corner.]
Too many ob you professahs ob 'ligion has
been sleepin' on de wheels ob time. Git up
I an' put youah shouldah to de wheels. Den
' when you kneel roun' dis altah to comfoht de
mounahs, don't doller." ["Amen, halleluyah,"
yelled a sister from the women's side.] "Eve
ery time you hollers de debble he put another
thought in you heart. You'd bettah whispah
to de Lord dan to hollar at de debble. Talk
low. Let de mounahs pray for demselves.
You bodder dem wid your hollerin'. Git down
long 'side dem, an' 'struct dem when dey ax,
but don't wast breff ober any who's peepin'
round listenin' for nice talk. Don't tell de
mounah to watch for visions an' wait for mira?
cles. Jest show dem how to rest on de word
and resk de promises."
? Salt should be furnished to all animals
regularly. A cow, or an ox, or a horse needs
two to four ounces daily. Salt increases the
butter in milk, helps the digestive and nutri?
tive processes, and gives a good appetite. The
people of interior Europe have a saying that
a pound of salt makes ten pounds of flesh.
Of course, salt'only assists in assimilating the
food, it does not make flesh or muscle.
? A lady having accidentally broken her
smelling bottle, her husband who was very
petulant, said to her, "I declare, my dear,
everything that belongs to you is more or
less broken." "True," replied the fair one,
"for even you are a little cracked."
? A lady who was recommending a medi?
cine for consumption to a gentleman, said
"I'm sure it will help you ; I've heard a great
many praise it to the skies." "No doubt,
madam," he replied, "for I'll warrant it sent
many to the skies to praise it."
? Pinchback complains of his treatment in
this country. In Europe he says he was treat?
ed like a gentleman?here, like a dog. But
Piuch seems to like the dog treatment best,
else he would bundle himself across the water
and stay there.
? Naughty young Indianopolitans are im?
mersed in water barrels by their fond mammas
until they promise not to go fishing with Bill
Jones again. This is called moral suasion, and
doesn't break a child's spirit like whipping.
? An assessor asked a woman how many
chickens she had, and, doubting her word, pro?
ceeded to count them. She took him to the bee?
hive, kicked ic over, and invited him to count
the bees.
? Josh Billings says: "There ain't any?
thing that will completely cure laziness, though
a second wife has been known to hurry it some."
? A Milwaukee lady who paid ?50 to have
a wart removed from her nose, now wants to
know what's become of the nose.
? Why do people call for a piece of string,
and did anybody ever hear of one calling for
a whole one?
? Sidewalks are coquettish when they bring
you to your knees.
? A rough estimate?Guessing you can
knock a man down.
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