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THE LAWYER.
BY J. G. SAXE.
An attorney was taking a "turn,"
In shabby habiliments drest,
His coat was shockingly worn,
And the rust had invested his Test.
His breeches had suffered a breach-,
His linen and worsted were worse,
He scarce had a crown in his hat,
And not half a crown in his purse.
And thus as he wandered along,
A cheerless and comfortless elf,
He sought for relief in a song,
Or complaingly talked to himself.
"Most unfortunate man that 18%
For my only client is Grief;
The case is, Fve no 'case' at all,
And in briet; I ne'er had a 'brief.'
"The profession's already so full
Of lawyers so full of profession,
That a modest young man like myself ?
CJanJt make the smallest impression.
"They grant Fm acquainted with 'grants,'
Can devise a 'devise' or a plea,
Can make a good fee in 'simple,'
But I can't get the simplest 'fee!'
"I waited and waited in vain,
Expecting an 'opening' to find,
Where an honest young lawyer might gain
Some reward for the toil of his mind."
While thus he wandered along,
His eyes accidentally fell
On a very deep hole in the ground,
And he sighed to himself, "it is welL"
To curb his emotions, he sat
On the curbstone the space of a minute,
Then cried, "here'? an opening at last,"
And in less than a jiffy was in it.
Next day, twelve citizens came,
The coroner's quest to attend,
To the end that it might be determined
How the man had determined his end.
"The man was a lawyer, it seems,"
Said theforeman, who "opened" of course,
"A lawyer, alas!" cried another,
"He undoubtedly died of remorse."
The third said he knew the deceased,
'An attorney well versed in the laws,
And as to the cause of his death,
'Twas no doubt for the want of a "cause!"
The "crowners" at length gave a verdict,
Which finally settled the matter,
That the young man was drown-ded, because
He could not keep his head above wwter.
Correspondence of the Cincinnati Gazette.
A Northerner's Yiew of Florida.
Dayton a, Fla., April 2.
With the falling of the leaf and the bleak
winds of November comes the inclination on
the part'of all inhabitants of colder latitudes
to seek for a season at least a more genial clime.
The snow-clad fields, the leafless trees, the cold
gray clouds driven before the wintry winds,
suggest to them all that they have ever heard
or read of the perpetual summer of the tropics.
The antithesis kindles the imagination, and
they revel in dreams of blue skies and summer
foliage, of the orange, the banana, and the
Ealm, of summer airs, in whose breath is no
arehness, and of bright waters whose spark?
ling ripples are never congealed by the frosty
hand of winter.
Alone among the Territories of the Union
-bounded by the Atlantic seaboard, Florida af?
fords in the largest measure the soothing and
genial influences of a tropical climate, and in
some degree the exuberance and variety of
tropical vegetation.
Yet the feeling first experienced by the visi?
tor to her shores is often one of disappoint?
ment. A country in the main monotonously
level, at no great elevation anywhere above
tide-water, covered in great part with intermi?
nable pine forests, and of that variety of pine
which suggests only the baldest utilities, with
an undergrowth in many places of saw pel
metto, presenting an almost impenetrable cov?
er, sluggish-looking streams, offering the alter?
native of a dangerous ford or a wide detour,
are features unattractive to the tourist, dis?
tressing to,,th.e.in valid,, and suggest to the prac?
tical worker in search of a new home, a return
to the first principles of pioneer life not wholly
captivating to the imagination.
As you follow the sandy trails, for they are
too lacking in definiteness of beginning, end,
and continuity, to be dignified by the nameiof
highways, you come occasionally to a break Jin
the wilderness, and are introduced to the means
and appliances of Florida life in the piney
woods.
For the most part, a partly improved clear?
ing, inclosed with fences run without reference
to any particular point of the compass?for
from his isolated situation the Florida farmer
has inexact ideas concerning the boundaries of
his estate?within which will be found grow?
ing, whatever else is not, a patch of sweet po?
tatoes, generally a field of corn, and almost
always either cotton or cane. In the garden
the family of gourds is well represented, and
including okra and egg-plant comprise most of
the vegetables to which much attention is
given. Outside the fence a herd of small,
wild-looking cattle stare at the intruder with
defiant eyes. Somewhere about the premises a
drove of black, ill-conditioned hogs are snuffing
the faintest possible odor of food, a frowzy
looking mule or marsh pony is straggling about
making abortive nibbles at patches of wiry
looking grass. Outbuildings for the most part
of carelessly laid-up logs, palmetto-thatched.
Carts and farm implements in every conceiva?
ble state of fracture and premature invalidism,
half a dozen surly looking dogs glaring at you
from the veranda or under the house, which is
without cellar, and elevated a few feet upon
posts, itself built of unchinked logs, with
rough scored timber for a floor, and huge open
fire-place, furnished with hide-bottomed chairs,
musquito barred beds, and unpaiuted table,
not always suggestive of over zeal in the duties
of house-keeping ; table furniture of the odd?
est combinations and most primitive styles.
Books of the fewest, and where the exception
confirms the rule, invariably devotional in
character.
Of adornment, personal or other, no sign.
Yet contrasted as these houses frequently are
with a back-ground of noble oaks, or luxuriant
magnolias or the brilliant foljage of the orange,!
with their broad verandas and wide-open halls,
not by any means unpicturesque.
Almost without exception the stranger is
made welcome to the rude hospitalities that the
Elace affords, and treated with a grave courtesy
) singular and agreeable contrast to the eager
and prying curiosity often exhibited by the
same class at the North.
But generally accurate as this representation
is, it does not state the case fully nor fairly. <
She has beyond all comparison the most ex?
tended area of any State in the Union, adapted
to the successful cultivation of the two most
profitable productions known to agricultural
economy?sugar and sea island cotton. She
possesses, in that measure of abundance we
term inexhaustible, four of the most useful
kinds of wood known?oak, pine, cypress and
red cedar. The Southern portion of the State
is a wide extended savanna of luxuriant pas?
ture. Hardly a county in this State that may
not be made accessible by water communica?
tion. Every river, lake, and tidal water
abounds in fish. For healthfulness her record
3uals that of any equal area in the Union,
er climate is simply incomparable.
Nor is this all. By virtue of her topograph?
ical position she enjoys a monopoly, upon the
Atlantic slope, of the" cultivation of all that
vast variety of semi-tropical productions for
which we have been and in large measure still
are dependent upon foreign importations.
With the exception of a few of the extreme
north-western counties of the State, the whole
family of citrus, including particularly the
orange, lemon, and lime, are profitably grown
under reasonable conditions of intelligent and
careful cultivation. North of the latitude of
Cape Carnaveral, under precautions that do
not too severely tax the skillful cultivator, the
banana and pineapple may be grown. South
of that latitude they are produced without
hazard.
Throughout the entire State, with the possi?
ble exception of its extreme Southern portion,
by the exercise of reasonable skill in the selec?
tion of locality and conformity to known con?
ditions of heat and moisture, the cultivation of
the entire list of Northern vegetables may be
successfully pr?sec?'t'?df " -
The Northern fruits do not succeed here, nor
are the cereals, with the exception of Indian
corn, susceptible of profitable cultivation.
Of the area of Florida a large portion is
still held by government, and subject to entry
under the regulations of the homestead law.
Other large portions are owned by the State,
by corporations, and by individuals, and held
at prices not largely in excess of the home?
stead lands. Small tracts in the possession of
private parties are held at prices varying with
the owners' estimate of the value of his im?
provements, accessibility to market, etc. Com?
paratively, land in Florida is cheap.
The question is frequently put, why, with
fine climate,-oheap~lands, and rich and; varied
productions, Florida, so long known, with its
60,000 square miles of territory, contains but
200,000 inhabitants ? It can not be briefly an?
swered, yet a fully satisfactory reason may be
given. From its discovery, more the theatre
of petty warfare than any other portion of the
Union, subject to repeated and radical changes
in it3 form of government, for years the scene
of harassing Indian wars, isolated in position,
and more than all else unsuited in its produc?
tions to the habits and traditions of the im?
mense majority of foreign immigration, she
has been overlooked in the race for prosperity
in a far larger measure than her attractions
warrant.
And her attractions are manifold and unique.
Florida is a vast conservatory. From any
Eoint south of her northern tier of counties to
er extreme southern boundaries, where frost
is almost unknown, a slight covering for a few
i days in winter suffices to protect the most deli
i cate exotic. The rose, the oleander, and the
camellia are crowned with summer beauty
through the heart of winter.
The orange combines in rarest perfection the
useful'and the beasiifhl. At all times the eye
rests upon its bright foliage with a sense of re?
pose. It is with happiest significance that the
bride is adorned with its silver blossoms, typi?
cal of a future so full of much golden promise.
The purity of its summer air, the variety of
light and shadow at morning and evening, the
exquisite outlines of its fleecy summer clouds,
the transcendent color of its summer sky, its
wide-extended coast line, daily swept by a sea
breeze whose refreshing coolness is fraught
with messages of health and vigor, exhibit na?
ture in her happiest and most compensating
mood. H.
Novels and Novel Beading.
Tbe St. Louis Advocate, in the course of a
long article on this subject, elicited by
enquiries from a correspondent, says:
As a matter of course there are good fables
and bad fables; there are tales harmless and
tales pernicious; and novels instructive-and '
useful, and novels demoralizing and hurtful.
The Fables of iEsop, for instance, may be use?
ful to almost every qhild and youth; so may
such tales as those of Marmontel. And there
are a few novels from which much wholesome
instruction may be drawn. But with the most
of them, it is as if one searched for three
grains of wheat in a bushel of chaff?a deal of
trouble to find them, and when found, not
worth the labor expended in the search ; while
a very large portion, particularly those of more
moderate dates, are not only useless, but direct?
ly pernicious, demoralizing, corrupting, and
debasing, or more properly speaking, will be
read and admired only by such as have been
already corrupted and debased. To be pleased
with them, or to enjoy them, can only be done
by those whose moral tastes and moral feelings
have been corrupted or overslaughed. J*o
Imreminded man or woman will read them un
ess from a sense of duty, and then it wili be
with a shock and revulsioirof feetnrg, painful
from beginning to end?a feeling of loathing
and disgust. The works named in the com?
munication above (Dickens, The Vicar of
Wakefield, and Don Quixote) do not belong
to this class. They and many others may be
read with pleasure and profit. Like almost
everything else, it all depends upon the char?
acter of the novel and the tone of feeling and
character of the mind by which it is read. A
pure-minded person will read very few of the
novels of the present day; and any person
who does read and enjoy that class now in most
common use wherein so much of low intrigue,
immorality and licentiousness is directly or
indirectly taught, may be sure their own feell
iugs and tastes are anything but pure.
We must not confound the good with the
bad, nor reject the good because of the bad.
John Wesley abridged and published the His?
tory of Henry, Earl of Moreland?a pure
novel, and one that in early life we read again
and again with deep interest and no little prof?
it. This work was, in general character, like a
number that have more recently appeared,
specimens of which may be found in all well
selected libraries, many of them having been
issued from the religious press. But the sub?
ject being of a religious or moral character, does
not make the works any the less novels in the
proper sense of that word. It is the character
of the matter of the book, and not the fact .of
its being or not being a novel, that makes it
proper or improper to be read.
Ex-Governor A. J. Hamilton, of Texas.
?The death of this distinguished statesman is
announced as having occurred at his residence,
near Austin, on the 10th inst. The deceased
served Texas in her legislative halls, and after?
ward with marked power and effect in the Con?
gress of the United States. In commenting
upon his demise the Austin Statesman Rays:
"He loved Texas with a most fervent zeal, and
this love, while it led others to the reverse, im?
pelled him at the breaking out of the Confed?
erate war to quit the South. He spent the pe?
riod which encompassed that eventful struggle
at the North, and when it was ended he came
back to Texas as its provisional Governor, and
instead of exercising the powers of the conquer?
or, dealt out justice and leniency to her people.
Governor Hamilton was a member of the Re?
construction Convention, and in it engaged ac?
tively in preserving rights to the citizens of
Texas, which otherwise would have been de?
nied them. He also held a seat upon the Su
reine Bench of this State. In consequence of
is generous administration and conservative
efforts, he became the compromise candidate of
tbe democrats for Governor in 1868, but, though
rightfully and fairly elected, was defeated by
the Returning Board. He possessed the most
generous impulses, and will be remembered as
a kind and good man. He was adored by the
members of his immediate family. His illness
was of some duration?an affection of the lungs
?from which he seemed to be recovering,
when, after a severe coughing spell, he became
the victim of almost immediate suffocation from
.a severe hemorrhage. At his obsequies, on the
12th inst., within the walls of the Capitol, an
immense concourse of people, whites and
blacks, paid homage to the dead chieftain.
Eloquent eulogies were pronounced by Mr.
John Hancock and General Shelly."
? A dead man can drift down stream, but
it takes a live man to pull up against it. That
is the time that tries a man's soul?when the
tide is against him.
-? Men think highly of those who rise rap?
idly in the world; whereas nothing rises quicker
than dust, straw and feathers.
The Fat Contributor on Spring.
It is useless to attempt to conceal from our
readers the startling fact that spring is coming 1
The unusual seventy, of the weather, the re?
cent occurrence of two little children being fro?
zen to death while searching for spring flowers,
and other tokens of the ethereal mildness of a
Western spring, tell the sad story without the
assistance of the spring poems, which we have
carefully suppressed; and then the newspapers
are flooded with the usual array of items which
are regularly resurrected every spring: "Hints
on gardening," that are carefully scissored out
by the people who will spend $4r for every rad?
ish they raise, and .f 2.60 for every head of cab?
bage they don't raise; and, too, we find those
elaborate suggestion about furnishing houses ;
how the "women can now apply to the furnish?
ing of their houses the same infinite ingenuity
which has been spent upon their tasteful toil?
ets, and with the same fascinating results;"
and how, by the use of "chintz coverings this
faculty of invention may make over old furni?
ture, and can render that which is new fit for
everyday use, and so open all the rooms in the
house to occupancy." Then the writer goes on
to tell the deluded women how to make elegant
lounges out of two pine boxes four feet long,
two feet wide and fourteen inches high, stuffed
with straw and covered with chintz?perfect
abominations in appearance, costing only four
times as much as a good haircloth sofa, and
breaking down the first time incautious compa?
ny sit thereon. The naturalists also the bugo
meter, browsing through the leafless woods,
seeking for the awakening of insect life, rush
into print with their usual annoying contempt
for humanity and adoration of potato-bugs, to?
mato-worms and snails. The other day we
picked up one of our exchanges and read
this:
"The locust can be heard a sixteenth of a
mile. An ordinary man will outweigh 150,000
of them. Were a man's voice in proportion to
his weight, in the ratio of the locust's, he could
be heard over a thousand miles. A flea weighs
less than a grain of salt and leaps a yard and a
half when he's in a hurry ; were a man of 150
pounds weight possessed of equivalent agility,
he could spring from the dome of the capitol to
China, and go around the world in two
jumps."
It is about the season of the year for such
items. It is time they began floating around
insulting every man who chances to read them,
for it is indeed humiliating in the extreme to
be reminded of things in which a flea, or a bed?
bug, or a giraffe is man's proud superior.
"Comparisons are odious," ana never are they
more so than in cases of this nature. Are we
constantly to have these sarcastic allusions to
and reminders of our infirmities and shortcom?
ings held up before us ? Is it our fault that a
locust can weigh less, scream louder and make
more noise than a man ? Are we to blame be?
cause we do not combine the lungs of locust
with the other organs and internal improve?
ments of man, so that we might be heard a
thousand miles when we have occasion to make
a remark in an earnest tone of voice? A nice
bedlam we would make of Cincinnati when all
the impatient women in the city would be try?
ing to get their somnolent husbands up in time
for breakfast. A charming array of discord
this glad earth would present about ten o'clock
Sunday morning, when an infuriated man in
every household within the city would be yelp?
ing for a clean boiled rag, or demanding to
know who had been paring their corns with his
razor.
- And-then, as if this insulting comparison of
our voices with the chirp of the locust, the
howl of the giraffe, and shrill voice of the gay
and festive bedbug were not sufficient, we must
have thrown into our teeth that a flea can jump
a yard and a half when he weighs less than a
grain of salt. Devoutly do we wish that he
weighed a ton, that he might swallow the para
graphists who wrote about him. Man, we are
told, ought to be able to jump "from the dome
of the capitol to China." We read of a man
who tried it, but strange to say he didn't suc?
ceed. He only jumped 180 feet.
These comparisons might be, and by enthu?
siastic naturalists are, extended to an infinite
number. Perhaps they teach us humility; if
so let us accept the lesson, and not pine away
for the voice of the locust or the muscular de?
velopment of the ubiquitous flea. Probably, if
we were around in so many places where we
are not wanted, and were snatched at and left
as often and as abruptly as the festive flea is,
we too would acquire the agility for which he
is dislinguished, and which is necessary for the
protection of his life. But speaking of the flea's
unparalleled feats in making a big "spring,"
reminds us that we are in danger of digressing
from our remarks concerning a spring of anoth?
er character. But there is yet another woe
which comes with the budding spring time to
lacerate the granger's breast. A. burden of such
weight, s?ch awe compelling proportions, that,
lfke-the Chicago fire, the Beecher-Tilton scan?
dal and other public calamities, it can only be
grappled by the muse. We allude to the
spring poet. Bring forth the winged steed.
Whoa, January ??Cincinnati Saturday Night.
Preparing for the End of the World.
?The Chicago papers give an extended account
of the proceedings of the Adventists or old
Millerites in that city on Sunday last, prepara?
tory to the ad vent of Christ, which they claimed
would take place at midnight of Monday.
Stanley Hall was crowded, and the exercises
were conducted by Elder Thurman, who confi?
dently predicted that the end of the world was
near at hand. When questioned by one of the
audience in regard to the truth of the report
1 that many of his followers had disposed of all
of their goods, bedding, furniture, &c, Thur?
man replied that he had heard that such was
the case, but that "generally the people of
Christ had but little to dispose of. Some
thieves, unmindful of the great event which
was alleged to be so near at hand, started the
report that the hall was unsafe, and during the
stampede which ensued succeeded in stealing a
number of overcoats." Thurman stated to a
reporter that thirty-two years ago when he
began his studies of the Phophccies of Daniel,
he was a farmer in Albemarle County, Va.
When he became convinced that he was called
to preach the word of God he sold his farm
and gave all he had to the poor. He crossed
the Potomac, on his way North, with sixty
cents in his pocket, since which time he has
traveled extensively North and West, preach?
ing his peculiar doctrines.
An Italian Sunset.?A correspondent of
the Hartford Tones writes from Italy: "Last
night we were driving slowly home, laden with
flowers, after a warm, golden afternoon, when
the air about us became suddenly glorified, and
looking back we saw the most wonderful sun?
set of our lives. Driving to a commanding
point we gazed at the marvelous scene, t(ie set?
ting sun and dazzling western clouds being
only a part of it. The hills around Florence
on every side were bathed in purple light, soft
and tender, and exquisite as a dream, while the
sky above, after the first blaze of western glo?
ry, was aglow with rosy light that flooded the
heavens and rolled in biilows, and even seemed
to touch our cheeks in its omnipresence. At
home I have seen equally brilliant displays in
the west; they have seemed like a far-off won?
der in which I had no part?a panorama to be
admired at a distance. Here the whole world
seemed tremulous with color, sky and earth
glowed together, and it was near us; we were
in it. The very air we breathed was rosy red,
and over all there was a softness, a poetry of
color, an ecstasy of illumination perfectly in?
describable, throwing such a glamour over us
that when at last the light died out of every?
thing we awakened as from a trance, and,
breaking the long silence, exclaimed. "So this
is an Italian sunset I Well, 1 shall always feel
that I have been in one I"
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? He who is false to present duty breaks a
thread in the loom, and will see the defect
when the weaving of a lifetime is unrolled.
A Petrified Forest.
Among California's most notable wonders
may be mentioned the petrified forest, about
half way between two celebrated sum?
mer resorts, Mark West Springs, of Sonoma
county and Calistoga Springs in Napa county.
The forest is situated in a wild and mountain?
ous region, and at a distance appears like a
mass of fallen trees. On approaching what at
a little distance appears to be a stump, proves,
on examination, to be a broken section of some
prostrate pine pe'trified. Every circle or year's
growth is easily discernible, so that the exact
duration of the tree's existeuce may be deter?
mined. Next one sees the partially excavated
trunk of a large pine, laying in an iuclined
position. One sees in another spot a mass of
solid stone in the form of a fallen tree some
seven feet in diameter?every fissure in the
bark and knot plainly indicated, as in that of
a tree fallen by the woodman's axe, while around,
thickly strewn upon the ground, are numerous
fragments, similar to the chips and broken
pieces of wood that are scattered by the wood?
cutter in preparing a tree to be cut into logs
for the mill. On striking the stony mass with
a piece of petrified wood it gives back a metal
ic sound very different from the dull thud pro?
duced by striking a rock against a wooden log.
So are to be seen many similar trees, as we call
these peculiar rocks, varying only in size and
length, all, however, haying the same incline
and the same general position, viz: North and
South. Occasionally, a peculiarity is noticea?
ble, such as the division of a tree into sections
of various lengths, ranging from three to seven
feet; yet so slight are the fissures that separate
these sections that at a very short distance they
have the appearance of one solid log. Anoth?
er peculiarity in one tree is its color, while the
general color of the stone logs is a grayish
white. This tree is to all appearances a tree of
stone-coal, and the proprietor of the forest as?
serts that it burns equally well with the best
quality of that article. The largest of these
natural wonders, as found so far, measures
eleven feet in diameter, and is excavated to
view for a distance of sixty-eight feet, though
doubtless it penetrates the hillside many feet
further. The space within the inclosure is
cleared of underbrush, and contains very many
beautiful shade trees of living oak, young
pines, manzanita [now in full bloom), the
madrona, and several other varieties peculiar
to this locality. Here, indeed, is a field for
the geologist. Not only in this particular place,
but the whole range or mountains offers many
attractive subjects for analysis.?San Francisco
Chronicle
Conscientious Journalism.?It is a con?
ceded fact that the press exercises a potent in?
fluence in guiding and controlling public sen?
timent. It should, therefore, be governed by
fixed principles, the most important of which
is a conscientious adherence to truth. As it is
confessedly an engine of great power, its influ?
ence will be either salutary or baneful, accord?
ing to the tone, matter and character of its
articles. In our judgment, truly says the Sen?
eca* Falls Reveille, the press" should be a con?
servator of good morals, and not prostitute its
proper functions by pandering to a vitiated
taste in publishing articles of a sensational
character, which have no foundation in fact,
for the purpose of notoriety. Such popularity
will have a mere ephemeral existence, and will
be certain to meet with a proper retribution in
the loss of confidence. To maintain a proper
respectability the press should not be perverted
to ignoble purposes, and be made the vehicle
of scandal or mischeivous gossip. Its useful?
ness will be commensurate with its high and
elevated tone, and the exclusion of all matter
which is of dubious character or offensive to
decency or good morals. It should appreciate
the responsibility of Its position, and like a
faithful sentinel ou a watch tower, guard every
avenue or portal in its domain, warn against
impending danger, supervise with scrupulous
fidelity the material iuterests of all who have
confided to it the sacred trust. The proper
office of the press n not ouly to disseminate
news and to entertain, but to instruct and in?
culcate lessons of practical value. It embraces
within its jurisdiction every phase of society,
the rights and interests of which should not
be ignored nor disregarded.. It should be the
aim and purpose of all editors to make their
journals eminently useful in the advancement
of all objects tending to the public good. In
striving to attain this end they will adorn their
profession and receive the plaudits of a grate?
ful people.
A Fox-Hound's Run.?An extraordinary
run by a fox-hound is thus described by a news?
paper published at Titusville, Penn.: "Captain
Mackoy, who resides a short distance below
this city, on Monday morning found a hound
lying in one of his fields on the snow, and the
dead fox by his side. The hound's feet were
bleeding, caused.;evidently by the frozen crust
on the snow, and the result of a very long chase.
The dog was unable to move, and Mr. Mackoy
picked him up and carried him to his house,
where he was cared for. It was conceded by all
who knew the circumstances that the fox had
been started from some distance, and with that
indomitable pluck and perseverence character?
istic of the fox-hound, he had chased him till
the fox was completely exhausted. On Satur?
day a gentleman residing near Hartstown,
Crawford County, forty miles from Mackoy's
residence, called and claimed the dog. He
stated that the hound was started on the Fri?
day before, and that he had followed on the
trail and found him as above stated. Take
in consideration the manner in which a fox
runs (continually circling,) the gentleman
states that in his opinion the dog ran at least
two hundred miles."
? The best capital to begin life with is a
capital wife.
? Compulsory education?learning a trade
in a State prison.
? A good tailor sponges his cloth, and his
customers sometimes sponge him.
? The poor cannot be fed and clothed by
people saying it ought to be done.
? Many men are blessed with the most un?
common sense, and do not seem to know it.
? He who knows how to demean himself
properly in church, in a sick room and in a
printing office, may be set down as a gentle?
man.
? The orthographic sociables spell mosquito
in at least fourteen different ways. No wonder
the insect has a vengeful thirst for human
bipod.
? Veils have been constructed with nose
pockets to allow the veils to be pinned back
closely and yet set well on the face. In giv?
ing orders for the article, leugth of nose is to
be stated.
? Take life easy, and don't always be try?
ing to beat the sun up. You may win for a
while, but in the long run you are sure to be
beaten, and some morning it will rise when
you don't.
? Stephen Gonzales was convicted of big?
amy in New York the other day. Two wives
were present. When asked what he had to
say, he looked at his two wives and said, "send
me to prison." Sensible Gonzales!
? Aunt Tabitha is worried by the frequent
changes of the French miuistry. She says :
"I never had much opinion of them French
people any way, and nothing could save them
but good, stated, regular preaching."
? Mrs. Partington having heard her son
say that there were a great many anecdotes in
the new almanac, begged him to cut them all
out, as she heard that when anybody was pois?
oned, nothing was necessary but to give him
an anecd" 'e, and it would cure him.
? Once on a time a Frenchman and a
Dutchman were traveling in Pennsylvania,
when their horse lost a shoe. They drove up
to a blacksmith's shop, and no one being in
they proceeded to the house to inquire. The
Frenchman rapped and called out, "Is de
smitty wittin Y "Shtand back," says Hans;
"letmc spheak. Ish der black mith's shop in
dor house." J
THE FARMER'S GUANO.
Grreat Reduction in Price.
COTTON FIFTEEN CENTS.
ZELL'S PHOSPHATE.
CASH PRICE.
Per Ton, payable May 1, 1875,....._._$45
TIME PRICE.
Per Ton, payable Nov. 1,1875,.?.$55
Cotton Option.
Per Ton, payable Nov. 1,1875,.$65
FREIGHT AND DBAYAGE ADDED.
P. ZELL & SONS,
Manufacturers, Baltimore, Md?
WATSON & SON, Agents, Anderson, S. C.
Feb 11,1875_30_gm
FARMERS, LOOK TO YOUR INTEREST.
GREAT HOME-MADE FERTILIZER.
SIMPSON, HILL & CO. would in form the Farming immunity that they are prepared to
furinsh CHEMICALS, properly'proportioned, for one of the best FERTILIZERS known, at
not exceeding one-fourth the cost of the Commercial Fertilizers. Within the last three years
we have placed it in the hands of some of the most thoroughly practical Farmers of the County,
who express themselves fully satisfied with results, regarding it as equal, if not superior to
any of the Commercial, some of them having tested them side by side. We refer you to
a few of them, viz: Wm. Burbiss, John Brown, James A. Drake Hugh McCarlet, Geo.
Stevenson, Dr. Carpenter, John Dalrymple, Rev. Jacob Burriss. Many others might
be mentioned. In no case have unfavorable results been reported. Please call on us at our
Drug Store and get your Chemicals, also formula and directions for use.
SIMPSON, HILL & CO.
We would respectfully inform our customers that our OLD ACCOUNTS from the year 1870
to 1873, inclusive, MUST BE PAID. We have waited long enough. We do not wish to be
harsh?but the money MUST COME.
SIMPSON, HILL & CO.
Nov 19, 1874_19_______
Hos. 3 Broad Street and 109 East Bay Street,
CHARLESTON, S. C.
First-Class Work
OUR SPECIALTY,
yet, by using cheaper grades of stock,
we can furnish work at
LOWEST L1VIHC PRICES.
fine FASHION?BlTsTATIONERY,
Piries Paper and Envelopes.
Redding and ?all invitations
ON THE BEST STOCK AND PRINTED IN "HE
LATEST STYLE.
Sept 10,1874
The Above Cut Represents
Tozer's Improved
AGRICULTURAL ENGINE!
OP which there are now more than a dozen
at work in Andorson County.
For further information, apply to N. K.
SULLIVAN A CO., Anderson, S. C, or ad?
dress the undersigned.
EICHAED TOZER,
Columbia, S. C.
Dec 3,1874 21 ly
E. W. Marshall. W. H. Snowdkn. Jos. T. Wells.
T875T
SPRING TRADE.
E. W. MARSHALL & CO.,
DEALERS IN
FOREIGN
AND
DOMESTIC
DRY G00?S \ NOTIONS,
9 and 11 Hayne Street,
Charleston, - - So. Ca.
WE are now opening a large and well-as?
sorted stock of SPRING and SUMMER
GOODS, which will be completed by the 5th of
March, and to which we invite the attention of
the Trade at our now Stores, Nos. 9 and 11
Hayne Street.
March 4, 1875 33 Sm
WILHITE & WILLIAIS
WOULD irfc m their friends, and the pub?
lic generally, that they have bought out
Bonson & Sharp?, and are receiving a fresh
supply of
Drugs, Medicines, Chemicals, etc.,
(Selected by tbo senior partner, who has an ex?
perience of tbirtv years.) They expect tokeop
only pure and reliable Drugs. Also, LAMPS
and LAMP FIXTURES, PAINTS, OILS,
VARNISHES, BRUSHES, DYE STUFFS,
etc. Also, a full line of PERFUMERY aud
TOILET ARTICLES, CIGARS and TOBAC?
CO. Pure BRANDIES and WINES, for med?
ical purposes strictly, and other articles usually
kept in our line, ??" Prescriptions carefully
compounded.
Jan 14, 1875 26 ly
Important News to Planters!
GREAT
REDUCTION IN PRICES.
THE CAE8IIA WSSSBL
IN view of the low prices obtained for Cotton
the present season, and in order to place
our Guanos within the reach of every Planter,
we have greatly reduced our prices. They will
be sold as follows:
TME
CAROLINA FERTILIZER.
Cash Price.
Per Ton of 2,000 lbs., - - (46.
Payable May 1st, 1875.
Time Price,
Per Ton of 2,000 lbs., - $53.
Payable Nov. 1st, 1875, Free of Interest.
THE
Bradley's Patent Phosphate.
Cash Price.
Per Ton of 2,000 lbs., - - $46.
Payable May 1st, 1875.
Time Price.
Per Ton of 2,000 lbs., - - $53.
Payable Nov. 1st, 1875, Free of Interest.
THE
Palmetto Acid Phosphate.
Cash Price.
Per Ton of 2,000 lbs., - - $30.
Payable May 1st, 1875.
Time Price.
Per Ton of 2.000 lbs., - - $35.
Payable Nov. 1st, 1875, Free of Interest.
Freight and Bray age to he Added.
Call on Agents fpr Almanacs and Informa?
tion.
FOR SALE BY
W. S. SHARPE, Anderson, a C.
TOWERS <fe BROYLES, Anderson, S. C.
A. J. STRINGER <fe CO., Belton.
J. & D. S. McCTJLLOUGH, Honea Path.
WM. LEE & CO., Honea Path.
THOMAS CRYMES, W?liamston.
C. E. HORTON, Williaraston.
J. C. CHERRY, Pendleton.
Geo. W. Williams & CO.,
Proprietors, Charleston, S. C
Jan 14,1875 26 4m
M. GOLDSMITH. T. KTHD.
PHOENIX IRON WORKS.
COLUMBIA, S. C.
GOLDSMITH & SIND,
FOUNDEBS & MACHINISTS,
HAVE always on hand Stationary Steam
Engines and Boilers for Saw Mills, etc.,
Saw and Grist Mills, Cotton Presses, Gearing.
Shafting, Pullies, etc. Castings of every kind
in Iron or Brass. We guarantee to furnish En?
gines and Boilers of as good quality and power,
and at as low rates as can be had in the North.
We manufacture, also, the Gaddy Improved
Water Wheel, which we recommend for pow?
er, simplicitv of construction, durability and
cheapness. We warrant our work, and assure
promptness and dispatch in filling orders.
GOLDSMITH & KIND, Columbia, S.O.
May 28,1874 46 ly
HENRY BISCH0FF & CO.,
Wholesale Grocers,
AND DEALERS IN
CAROLINA RICE,
Wines, Liquors, Cigars, Tobacco,
&c., &o., &c,
197 and 199 East Bay Street,
CHARLESTON S. C.
Sole Agents for South Carolina for the
Sale of
OLD VALLEY WHISKEY.
Aug 20,1874 6 tat