The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, February 18, 1875, Image 1
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ANDERSON C. H., S. C, THURSDAY MORNING-, FEBRUARY 18, 1875.
VOLUME X.?NO, 31.
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?OW A DOG SAVED FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS.
- "Lie down, lie down, sir I"
1 'Oh, never mind him, Frank, he won't hurt
you,; you go eight in" a
"Oh, yes," szil I, "it's.all well enough for
you to say 'never mind him,?, bt^b he looks as if
he would bear a great deal of minding,"
"Nonsense," said Alick, laughing, "I tell
you the dog will not touch you; hut, if you
will not believe me, wait a moment and I will
go in With you."
J certainly was afraid to go in the room
alone, and I think you, my reader, would have
thought discretion the better part had you been
in my place.
Alick was talking with his agent as I came
to the hall door, and I had walked toward his
library to await his leisure; but when I opened
the door, a targe black dog that had evidently
been l?viug on the floor, started to his feet with
a growl, and exhibited a row of teeth that
would have made a first-class stock for a dentist.
He was- a viliaaous looking brute, and I de?
clined trusting myself to his mercy, as I have
told above.
Alick finished his business; then took me
by the arm and led me into the room, the dog
slowly dropping on his baunohes when he saw
his master, and I paid no more attention to
him until I had finished the business J had in
hand.
"What in the new world, do you want with
such a vicious dog?" X inquired, as I lit the
cigar my friend gave m?.
"I don't think much of your Judgment, if;
you call him a vicious looking aog, was his
answer.
"What breed is he?"
"He is a cross of several breeds."
"Yes, I should think from the way he showed
me his teeth that he was all cross."
."Come, come,.you must not run down my
'Nap.' He has been too good a friend for me
to listen to anything but praises of him."
. "What did heever do that was particularly
friendly V* I inquired.
"Well, I'll tell you whatTfTap'did; he saved
rae fifty thousand' dollars, during the war
times."
I was about to give an unbelieving.chuckle,
but a glance at Alick's face told me that he
was in earnest, so I begged for the story.
"It was about the middle of the war," said
Alick, when I. was Treasurer of the Grafton
Drilling Company. Our office safe was as un?
safe as a pine bos would have been, and I dis?
liked to leave a dollar in it. There were sev?
eral. burglaries about the place, all of which
skillfully planned and executed.
"One night our office was visited, the safe
pried open with wedges, andtthe contents car?
ried off. The burglars, found but a few hun?
dred, dollars, but the. worst of it was that they
had hit upon a night when there ought to have
been a large amount of money there. We had
received a large cash payment) the day before,
but instead of trusting it to our old safe, I had
taken it home with me.
"We wondered if the burglars had any
knowledge of this payment. If they had, then
they must have extraordinary means of gaining
intelligence, and would know whenever we re?
ceived any large amounts again, and would
they not come at once to my house now that
they had seen I did not trust the safe ? The
question was a very perplexing one, and I had
an angry debate over it with some of oar Di?
rectors. I was in favor of getting a..reliable
safe and employing a night watchman, but I
was out-voted.
"Old Evans, indeedj went1 so far' as to say
that, as- lightning oefer struck twice in the
same place, neither did burglars visit old safes
the second time. And he was inclined to think
our money would be more safe if left in the
office than if carried" to my residence. And
he talked so many of the others into his way
of believing that a resolution was passed de?
claring, it against, their wishes to have any of
the Company's funds kept anywhere except in
the.officesaie!
"Of course, the effect of this was that, if I
carried the money home and lost it the money
would fall on me individually, and not upon
the Company. ...
"I .was angry enough to have resigned my
place, but my interest in the concern was too
large to .be trifled with, though I determined
there should be a change in the Board of Di?
rectors another year.
"About ? a week after this our Secretary re
turnedlfrom'Boston on the evening train and
brought with him.fifty thousand dollars and all
in gteenbaclcBptbe* proceeds of our monthly
bills receivable. He brought the money in
bills. because the day following was our pay
day.
"I was in the most perplexing state of mind
when he handed me the money: I knew the
office safe was no protection whatever, and yet
if I carried the money home with me I was
assuming a great responsibility; Without say?
ing a word to any one I determined not to keep
the money in the office, and carried it home
and put it in that ottoman.
"You may be assured" that I did not feel
very comfortable that eveniDg. I thought of
every nook and corner in the house, and won?
dered where would be the safest. At last I
determined upon dividing-it, leaving half here
and the rest in my room. I bad not mentioned
the matter at home, not even to my wife, but
plead a headache when reminded of my pre?
occupied-air..
"I came in here and placed twenty-five thou?
sand dollars in that ottoman at your feet. See,
the top is on hinges and is fastened by this
hook on the side. This ottoman I pushed near
'Nap.' The balance I carried to my room and
put in the stove, thinking it would be the last
place where-any one: would look for it. I went
to bed, but'it was nearly midnight before I fell
asleep.
"I was awakened by a man's hand on ray
mouth-, and to be informed that he did not in?
tend to harm me if I kept quiet. My hands
were theo tied behind me, and the muzzle of
the pistol placed against my head. Another
man was treating my wife in a similar manner.
They had a dark lantern and wore masks.
"After securing us they began to s?arch the
room. First my clothes, then the bureau
drawers, under the bed?everywhere but where
the money was. I began to think I had onb
witted them, when one said to the other,
'How's that stove ?' Another minute and they
are pulling out the money.
"Imagine my feelings, if you can. Even if |
they left with this amount, it was no small sum
to lose. I could have almost cried then and
there. One ran over the amount and said to
the other 'only one-half here.' My heart grew
colder than before. They went to the easy
chair and cut open the stuffed seat; they
picked up the ottoman, examined it, and went
out of the room.
"I was trying to get up, when one came back
?the other had the money?and pushed me
back into the bed, saying I had better keep
quiet. I heard the other man walk down
stairs and I knew my money was gone. They
evidently knew how much money I had, and
from the way they ripped open the chairs and
cushions ia my room, they would not be long
in searching for that which was down stairs.
"The fellow must have come straight to this
door. I heard him turn the latch and then a
most unearthly scream. I knew that 'Nap' was
doing his duty. In a flash I jumped to the
floor, and in so doing, gave a wrench to the
band about my wrist and broke it, and then,
before the man on guard could fire, 1 caught
his revolver. 00 made a stroke at me; I
dodged it* I then caught him by the leg3 and
threw him down. As he Sell he gave up hie
hold on the revolver. <
"I cared nothing for him. I wanted the man
who had the money; so I iashed down stairs
only to see him going out of the hall door. 1
fired but missed him ; I fired again and heard
a sharp cry of pain; I fired once more and
.broke his ankle, and down he dropped. The
other man jumped out of the window and es-1
taped. I
"Of course I secured my man, recovered my
money, and old Evans had to admit that he j
had been wrong, for the robbers had first gone
to the office, and Came to my house when they !
found the safe empty. Another revelation that
the morning brought was a confession from my
prisoner that our book-keeper was one of their
fang, and posted them about our affairs. The
ook-keeper did not come to work that morn?
ing, nor nave I seen him since."
"And the dog?" I asked.
"Yea, the old dog had all the credit?you
see, the thief supposed by the silence that there
was no dog on the premises, and be thoaght he
was done for when he opened the door and
'Nap'sprang at him."
"But," said L, "he was frightened rather easi?
ly ; these fellows don't usually care much for a
dog."
1 guess he never saw quite such a dog as
'Nap' was that night," said Alick, laughing.
"I had rubbed his eyes and mouth with phos?
phorus, and put on the strong spring. I don't
blame the fellow from believing that the evil
One was before him."
"Phosphorus and strong spring I What are
you talking about?" .
"His eyes are glass, you know."
"Glass I Have you been drinking, or have
I ?" asked Frank.
"Why, old fellow, don't you see that 'Nap' is
a fraud?"
I jumped to the dog,, and sure enough had
been badly sold?the dog was India Rubber /
Alick laughed long and loud at my sheepish
face.
"Ob, the story is as true as preaching. I
bought 'Nap' when I was in taris; I have
springs fixed on the door and floor, so when
the door is opened the dog stands up, and when
be is up there is an arrangement in his throat
that made the growl you heard. By putting
on that upper lever he is made to jump as high
as a man's head and that jump was what
frightened the burglar."
I sympathized with that burglar, and hope
he did not lose caste among his professional
brethren, for certainly the dog. was a villanous
looking brute as well as a most unmitigated
swindle.
How Nick Bowers Was Caught.
Nick Bowers was a member of the original
Christy Minstrels, and in his day, was the
greatest "middle man interogator" known in
the profession. Nick used to tell, with great
merriment, an incident of his boyhood. To
preserve the flavor of the relation, we will re?
cord it in Nick's own language, and only re?
gret that we cannot accompany it with his
imitable gesticulations.
"My old man," said Nick, "as a general
thing, was a pretty steady old gent, but once
in a while he would get oblivious, and water
was not the cause of it. I recollect a certain
?holiday was approaching, and I had been
skinning around to get a little money to have
a time with on that day; bu. the fates and
I purses were against roel It was but two days
j prior to the anticipated holiday, and I hadn't
nary a red! Remember this, boys, when I add
that on the same' afternoon I came into the
j house, when lo! there on the floor, totally
overcome by his libations, lay my respected
daddy, and beside him lay six shining half
dollars which had rolled from bis pocket.
Boys, I've been an honest man all my life, but
once when a boy I committed a theft. I hook?
ed one of those half dollars. Thinks I to my?
self, the old man's been on a jamboree, and
won't know how much he spent, and will nev-r
er miss it. But mark you, the next morning I
and my two brothers were summoned into my
father's presence. The old man's face lowered,
I thought of the half dollar, and I knew that
a storm was brewing."
"Boys," said he, "last night when I came
home I had six half dollars. One of 'em's
gone. Your mother did't take it. There's
been no one else in the house. Which one of
you took it?"
We all protested our innocence.
"BoyB," said the old man, "that half dollar
never walked off, and I'm going to find out
which one of you took it."
Turning round, he took down from the wall
an old flint-lock blunderbuss. This he delib?
erately loaded with powder and buckshot in
our presence; then fastening it on the table,
cocked it, took a seat behind; holding the string
in his band, and in solemn tones addressed us
thusly:
"Boys, I am going to discover the thief and
punish him at the same time. You must each
of you blow into the muzzle of that gun.
When the guilty one blows, off goes his head.
Now then, you have a chance; will you own
up or blow up?"
"Ben," said the old man to my oldest broth?
er, "have you got that half dollar?"
"No, sir."
"Take a blow."
"Nick," (eh, boys, I tell you the chills be?
gan to roll down my back) "got that half dol?
lar ?"
"No, sir," said I, with a defiant swagger.
"Blow that gun."
I walked up bravely, gave a blow, and?
dodged!
"Nick," said the old man in a voice of thun?
der, "where's that half dollar?"
He had me. The truth dodged out of me.
Said I, "out in the barn, pap.
Hold On, Boys.?Hold on to your tongue,
when you are just ready to swear, lie, or speak
hastily, or use an improper word.
Hold on to your baud when you are about to
strike, steal, or do an improper act.
Hold on to your foot, when you are on the
point of kicking, running away from study, or
pursuing the path of error, shame or crime.
Hold on to your temper when you are angry,
excited or imposed upon, or others are angry
about you.
Hold on to your heart, when evil persons
seek your company and invite you to join their
games, mirth or revelry.
Hold on your good name, at all times, for
it is more valuable to you than gold, high
places or fashionable attire.
Hold on to the truth, for it will serve you
well, and do you good throughout eternity.
Hold on to your virtue ; it is above all price
to you in all times and in all places.
Hold on to your good charcter, for it is, and
always will be, your best wealth.
The Opportunity of the White South.
It is every way unfortunate that so grave and
delicate, a question as this of the colored man's
civil rights should be knocking about, the
merest political football, between the two par?
ties. All thoughtful people are agreed about
that?South and North. The spectacle i3 an
unpleasant and disquieting one. The best and
wisest friends of the newly enfranchised citi?
zen are the most disturbed by it, and the most
anxious to see an end put to it. Tney are
looking beyond this game of selfish and insin?
cere politics, now playing in the capitol, to the
probable effects of it all upon the fortunes of
poor Sambo ; and the prospect is anything but
reassuring. Here is a question, if there ever
was one, that calls for statesmanship; and it is
being kicked hither and thither under the feet
of scuffling partisans. It is not an encouragi ng
outlook for the colored voter or for the coun?
try.
We again appeal, with the earnestness of a
sincere good-will, to the white people of the
Southern States. It is quite within their power
to do for themselves, their colored neighbors
and the country, in this crisis, what their
friends at the North cannot do for them. We
know that the grosisest injustice has been done
them in this matter; that their feelings and
motives and acts have been shamefully misrep?
resented ; that their good has been evil spoken
of; that a large proportion of the current out?
rage literature is either wanton exaggeration
or pure fiction. But we also know, and they
know, that this exaggeration has a kernel of
truth ; that this fiction is founded on fact. As
a people, they are not the persecutors and
murderers which it suits the game of a despe?
rate partisanship to represent them. As a
people, notwithstanding all they have under?
gone during these first years of tremendous
experiment, we believe them to be as kindly
and justly disposed toward the colored citizens,
according to their lights, as the people of Mas?
sachusetts. But there has been persecution;
there has been murder; there is no doubt or
question about that; no candid Southern man
will pretend to deny it. And if the Southern
whites as a people have been unjustly and cru?
elly held responsible for the crimes of imbruted
individuals, for the worst crimes committed by
organized gangs of whiskey-crazed desperadoes, I
for the foolish and wicked utterances of this
public man and that newspaper?they have
themselves partly to blame for it.
We do not ask them to waive any honest ob?
jection they may have, upon constitutional
grounds, to the bill now pending in Congress.
We do not even ask them, at this time, to walk
courageously up to this spectre of "social
equality," and satisfy themselves by a closer
and cooler inspection what an idle bugbear it
is that has shaken the nerves of a brave people.
But we do ask them to make a new, systematic,
persistent effort to convince the people of the
Northern States that the political and purely
civil rights of the negro, the undoubted, con?
ceded, guaranteed rights, are entirely safe at
their bauds. If in any State there still lingers
an unjust discrimination ou the statute book,
let the people of that State, through their rep?
resentatives, make haste to wipe it out. In
the conservative States, especially, let the Leg?
islatures, the political conventions, the news?
papers declare with one voice that the colored
citizen shall have as free aud tranquil access to
the polls, as fair play in the courts, as ample
and vigilant protection for his life and proper?
ty, as good schooling for his children, as are
enjoyed by his white neighbor. If additional
State legislation is needed to make these pledg?
es good, let the legislation be promptly forth?
coming. Let tax-payers' unions, open to both
colors, take the place .of white leagues aud
other like organizations at the earliest possible
day. Let the same people of the South hiss
down sUch crazy orators as Toombs, and starve
out such mischief-making journals as the
Shreveport Times. Undiscouraged by past
failures, let them redouble their efforts to con?
vince the colored people of their sincere friend?
liness and so to bring about a better state of
feeling. Above everything else, let them from
this time out show such energy in bringing the
cowardly scoundrels who perpetrate outrages
upon these poor negroes to swift justice and
condign punishment that the United States
marshal and cavalry'officers shall find their
occupation gone.
In this way, and in this way alone, can the
white people of the Southern States effectually
turn the tables upon their ertemies and slander?
ers in Congress, disarm whatever partisan leg?
islation may be- passed of its sting, beneht
themselves incalculably, and at the same time
bring the whole country into their debt. Will
they do it ??Springfield Republican.
A Brief Temperance Lecture.?There is
one man in South Leavenworth who will for?
ever have occasion to remember the terrible
consequences of getting dead druuk in zero
weather. His name is Joseph Barnes, he lives
just west of Broadway, and the particulars of
his sad ca*e are briefly as follows :
Three nights ago he attended a party given
at a neighbor's house, accompanied by his wife.
On their way home the woman discovered that
she bad dropped her apron, and requested her
husband to stay where he was till she went back
and recovered the lost article. It was very cold,
indeed, and when she returned she did not find
her husband where she had left him. Suppo?
sing he had gone to a neighboring saloon to
get a drink, she went home without him, and
never gave his sudden disappearance a second
thought till the next morning. As he had not
then put in an appearance she thought possibly
something might be wrong and started out in
search of him. His whereabouts could not,
however, be ascertained. For two days and
nights the search was continued, and no trace
of the missing one was found till he crawled in?
to his own home, Wednesday noon, iu a most
wretched plight, and with hands and feet so
badly frozen that they will have to be ampu?
tated.
Barnes says that after leaving his wife he
went to a saloon and took two or three big
drinks to keep out the cold. After going out
in the air again he did not know anything till
he awoke from his stupor, nearly lorty-eight
hours afterward, and found himself in a gully
on his back in a vacant lot west of Broadway,
completely stiffened up, and it was with the
greatest agony that he was enabled to crawl ou
his hands and knees to the shanty where he
lived. The loss of hands and feet will bo a
terrible affliction to the suffering man.?Leav?
enworth Commercial.
? A man was seen coming out of a Texas
newspaper office with one eye gouged out, and
big nose spread all over his face like a piece of
raw beef, and one of his ears bitten off. To a
policeman who interviewed him he replied:!
"I didn't like an article that 'pearcd in the pa- :
per last week, and I went to see the man who 1
writ it. He was thar, stranger."
? The passions are at once tempters and
chastisers. As tempters, they come with gar?
land", of flowers on the brows of youth ; as
chastisers, they appear with wreaths of snakes
on the forehead of deformity. They arc an?
gels of light in (heir delusion ; they arc fiends
of torment in their inflictions.
The Dead.
The first soul that went from our erring earth
to God was Abel's, and his the first burial; let
us stand in imagination with the earliest fami?
ly of mourners that dropped a tear "over the
loved and Io9t." Adam and Eve gazed in awe?
struck wonder on the face of Death, and saw
with agony the terrible fruits of sin; they felt
that the fell monster, in driving his sword
through the body of their child, had pierced
their own hearts also; the resistless flood of
earth's bitterest anguish commenced Its course
when our Mother Eve looked on the face of the
world's firdt dead, and down in a torrent of
woe it has swept through the hearts of millions
of her descendants. Slowly Adam gathered
the beautiful clay in his arms, and within the
shadow of the Garden of Eden, we may sup?
pose the body of our Earth's First Sleeper
awaits the morning of the resurection. Alas I
the millions that have followed him through
the "dark valley." Death has been the world's
most frequent visitor; and yet men have not
grown familiar with his coming; no one looks
for him ; no one awaits him; we of the nine?
teenth century shrink from the dark angel with
the same fearful awe the antediluvians felt, and
still from age to age, from geueratiou to gener?
ation men have had the dead among them, from
the Sovereign's palace to the Indian's wigwam.
"In the midst of life tby've been in death."?
Desecration of bodies of the departed has never
been in any age of the world a crying sin of
humanity; some nations have disposed of them
in one way, some in another, but the "King of
Terrors" by his very presence seemed to im
press even the ancient heathens with a solemn I
revereuce; the most refined among them com- j
mitted the bodies to the flames, and the Assyr?
ian Mother bowed with a broken heart o'er tbe
ashes of her child, deeming them more sacred
even to her since they had been purified by the
breath of fire. The Egyptian father would fain
have kept the body of his first born always with
him; if not in the beauty of life, at least in the
calm repose of death, and learned ainong them
studied for years to devise a plan by which to
do this,.until at last they gave to the world the
art of embalming. The body of Joseph slept
for hundreds of years in the Cave of Mature as
free from corruption as when the spirit depart?
ed. Some of the proudest memorials the world
has ever seen have been built over the graves
of the dead, and the tomb of one of the Egyp?
tian kings, covers eleven acres of ground, while
its top has pointed to Heaven for thousands of
years. The ancient Greeks and warlike Ro?
mans, with the natives of India and Isles of the
Sea, burned their dead, and the "ashes of Scipio
still live in song." In later days tbe Romans
sent them under ground, with a coin in their
mouths to pay their passage to Hades.
In the pursuance of our subject, we must
cross the deep waters from tbe graves of tbe
Old World to those of tbe New, for there is no
clime beneath tbe sun where this paiuful sub?
ject will not lead us; the waving palm of the
Sandwich Islands, the lofty pine of Oregon,
with the cedars of Lebanon, alike must shadow
the dead. Let us watch the red men of the
forest as they bear their chief to his last resting
place; slowly and sadly they seat him in his
narrow home, with his bow on his back and his
arrows beside him, for he will need them in the
happy hunting grounds to which he is going.
Tbey also give him a cup of water and some
food, that he may not faint by the way. The
same wail of woman's anguish, the same deep
note of man's strong woe are heard from this
lone grave in the forest that went up from the
low mound in the shadow of Eden, and they
mingle their notes with cries from the air bur?
ial of the Esquimaux, and the wave-pressed
grave of the mariner. Down through the
earts of our highly favored people comes this
old diapason of earth's bitterest sorrow; we
have it in the homes of our own Christian
America, and it must continue to be heard as
long as there is one living left to mourn the
dead. We, too, have our beautiful cemeteries,
where Italian marble and New Hampshire
granite tell the stories of the beloved. Oh! let
us often visit their resting places, and while
we stand by their sides let us remember that
earth is fast becoming one vast grave yard of
her children, and that sooner or later these
bodies of ours, of which we are now so proud,
must sleep in her bosom, float in her atmos?
phere, or mingle with her waters.?Cincinnati
Times.
When Times Will Get Better.
"Why don't the times get better ?"
This is a question which is frequently asked.
We think, says the Ledger, that the times
are getting better?slowly, but surely. And
they will continue to grow better just about in
the ratio that industry increases and extrava?
gance decreases.
We were reading, not long ago, about a
great Belgium iron manufacturer, whose works
cover eight acres of ground. His business
amounts to millions of dollars per annum, and
he is able to undersell rivals in all parts of the
world.
One of the chief reasons of his ability thus
to triumph over competitors, is to be found in
the facts that his personal and family expen?
ses amount to only sixteen thousand francs ($3,
200) a year, that he oversees his business him?
self, and that all his sons and son-in-laws work
with him, and are as industrious and econo?
mical as he is.
How dilferent the great manufacturers of
this country and their families. An American
with such a business as this Belgian, would
not be content with living on a paltry three
thousand two hundred dollars a year. His
sons would not put on leather aprons and work
at the bench. His daughters would not con?
sent to their husbands working like day labor?
ers.
No; he would have a costly establishment.
They would all have costly establishments.
His sons would spend more for cigars and din?
ners than suffices to pay all the personal and
family expenses of the Belgian iron king. His
daughters would expend three thousand two
hundred dollars in their outlay for one grand
fancy ball. Newport, Saratoga, the European
tour, and such like indulgences, would swal?
low up tens of thousands of dollars per annum.
And in the absence of the head of the estab?
lishment, away on some fashionable tour, the
cashier would leave with the contents of the
treasury.
Of course, such a concern would have to
charge high prices for all its commodities.
With all the ad'.vintages of a high tariff and
tbe cost of ocean transportation in its favor, it
could not compete with the Belgian who, rein?
forced by all his family, attends assiduously to
his business, and foregoes all the fashionable
frivolities of the age.
It is not to be expected that anybody's fam?
ily in this country will imitate the Belgian
iron king's family ; but it is not unreasonable
to maintain that until industry and economy
I shall take the lead of idleness and extrava?
gance the times will not generally and perma?
nently get any better.
? True courage is cool and calm. The
' bravest of men have the least of brutal, bully?
ing insolence, and in the very time of ?langer
are found the most serene and free.
Pay Yoor Preacher.
The Charlotte (N. C.) Observer says, under
the above heading:
This may seem rather a singular subject for
a secular newspaper, and vve may be accused of
encroaching upon the reserved rights of the re?
ligious press, but then the eloquent Erskine, in
the course of one of his most powerful efforts,
said, "Truths come in cold abstract from the
I pulpit, but men smart under them when we
lawyers turn preachers." And why not when
we editors turn preachers? By the term
"preacher," we do not wish to be understood as
referring to that class of pulpit orators, who
prance before footlights, and divide the popular
applause with the star theatrical actors of the
day, nor do we refer to that class of ignorant
hypocrites?to be found, alas! in some portions
of our Stale?who preach the gospel to keep
from paying poll tax. Neither do we refer to
the ministers of any particular denomination,
for it has been well said, "truth is ever the
same, whether it comes to us in the lofty dic?
tion of the Episcopalian, the profound reason?
ing of the Presbyterian, the earnest entreaties
of the Baptist, the fiery zeal of the Methodist,
or the eloquent silence of the Quaker." No,
we refer to those self-sacrificing, unappreciated,
disregarded men, whatever their creed, who
have left all to serve their meek and lowly
Master, men who might have adorned any
worldly station, many of whom might have
held listening senates entranced by their elo?
quence, men who have business capacity to
have accumulated the wealth of an Astor or a
Stewart, men who might have achieved a world?
wide reputation in any of the learned secular
professions, these are the men to whom we re?
fer when we say, "pay your preachers." When
they chose this high calling they did not doom
themselves alone to a life of toil and privation,
but they involved their wives and children in
the sacrifice. And yet what thanks do they get
from the people of so-called Christian commu?
nities? Why, from many they receive nothing
but sneers aud ridicule. Every little upstart
thinks it adds to his importance to sneer at the
preachers. "He preaches only for the money,"
says one, as if he did not know that the minis?
ter referred to could, with the same amouut of
labor, make more than his pitiful salary at the
most profitless occupation. Says another, "I
could nave preached a better sermon than that
myself," in answer to which we will quote from
an exchange: "If the time ever comes for the
explanation of the mysteries of this world, we
shall be glad to know why the young man who
remarks on leaving church, 'I can preach a bet?
ter sermon that that myself,' is content to wear
out his life at $25 a month."
We venture the assertion that the heathen of
the past, es well as of to-day, contributed pro?
portionately more of his means in furtherance
of his religious belief than the Christian (we
use the term in contradiction to "heathen") of
the boasted nineteenth century does to promote
his, and further, that the heathen showed more
respect for the object of his worship whatever
it may have been, thau the Christian shows for
his God. Wonder if it ever occurred to the
young man who never contributes anything to?
ward the salary of a preacher or the cause of
religion, save a ragged "shinplaster" that
wouldu't pass current among the bootblacks,
thrown in the plate, occasionally, we wonder if
such a person ever reflected how immeasurably
below the heathen he is in piety? The pagan
would fear to offer the being he worshipped,
counterfeit, worthless or even damaged coin;
yet young men in Christian communities will
offer to the God that made them currency that
they would be ashamed to present to their fel?
low men or even over the counter of a bar-room.
The pitiful salaries of the Chriutian ministry
and the empty exchequers of Christian
churches is a blot upon the boasted civilization
of the century. But it is said the heatheus pay
through superstitious fear. Well, we think
Christian communities have too little supersti?
tion. If you have never contributed to the
support cf the ministry, do so now, and be no
longer worse than pagans ! If you have but lit?
tle contribute according to your means ! If you
have only one biscuit scatter a few crumbs
on the water I
A Curious Incident in the Life of Stonewall
Jackson.
It was the great Fredrick who in the midst
of his wondrous military career told an admirer
how every battle hung on contingencies seem?
ingly so trifling that they could neither be fore?
seen nor provided for, and the remark has ofteu
occurred to me in connection with an incident
in the life of Gen. Jackson, which has so far es?
caped his biographers, aud which illustrates the
equal uncertainty of the destinies of men and
armies.
What follows may be relied on as absolutely
authentic, indeed, if I mistake not, Colonel
(then Captain) Wyatt M. Elliott and Captain
Bossieux, of the Richmond Grays, took part in
the episode.
In the Spring of 'Gl there were stationed
around Norfolk many of the crack volunteer
infantry companies of the State, and these were
formed into the twelfth regiment by Governor
Letcher, and D. A. Weisiger, of Petersburg,
was commissioned as the colonel. Shortly af?
terwards an order was issued from State head?
quarters assigning Lieutenant-Colonel T. J.
Jackson to the command, and directing him to
report to Norfolk for duty. This news being
communicated by the colonel to the company
officers, was received with great indignation,
and a consultation was held to determine what
should be done to prevent the execution of the
obnoxious order. In the first place, the officers
wero very tenacious of their "volunteer" right
to select their own superiors; and in the second
place, there happened to be in the regiment
several gentlemen who had recently graduated
at the Virginia Military Institute, and who
brought thence the prevalent, and by no means
flattering, estimate on Jackson's character and
abilities. Their unfavorable report of him,
backed by instances of his eccentricities
and ascetic disposition, confirmed and in?
flamed the objection first made to a stranger,
and the end of the matter was a letter to Gov- j
ernor Letcher protesting against the assignment'
and asking for its revocation. After some hr$
itation the Governor complied, and giving
Jackson another field of duty launched him !
forth on that path of fame so well known to;
all men.
The twelfth regiment remained at Norfolk |
during '61, and was still inactive in the follow- j
ing Spring, when their rejected Lieutenant
Colonel entered upon that campaign in the val- J
ley which has no parallel in American war- 1
fare for its brilliance and force. In the Sum-'
mer campaign the regiment took efficient part; !
and at Cranipton's (Jag, Fielding Taylor, the
gallant and accomplished officer, who came to
us in the place of the rejected Lieutenant Col-1
onel, was killed ; but ere then Jackson had be
came famous, had been promoted to the com?
mand of half the army, and was filling a giant's 1
place in the minds of friend and foe. And often
then and aftorward's* on the march and around
the camp fire, was there talk of the invincible
leader, and a smile that we had once rejected
him, and a growing wonder as to how different
might have been his history?perhaps, how
varied our experience?but for the independent'
: spirit of a volunteer organization and the cod
I tageous prejudices of a few of Jackson's old
scholars.?Ridtmond Dispatch/
Room at the Top.
To the young men annually making their
I entrance upon active life, with great ambitions*
i conscious capacities, and high hopes, the pros
' pect is, ninety-nine cases in a hundred, moat
perplexing. They see every avenue to pros
j perity thronged with .their superiors in expe1
: rience, in social advantages, and in possession
: of all the elements and conditions of success;
Every post is occupied, every office filled, every
' path crowded. Where shall they find rooni?
I It is related of Mr. Webster, that when a.young
j lawyer suggested to him that the profession to
! which be bad devoted himself was over cr?wdi
j ed, the great man replied I "YoUhg man, there
i is always room enough at the top." Never
was a wiser or more suggestive word said.-r
There undoubtedly is always room enough
j where excellence lives. Mr. Webster was not*
troubled for lack of room. Mr. Clay and Mrt
Calhoun were never crowded. Mr. Evarta,
Mr. Gushing, and Mr. t)'Conor have plenty of
space aronnd them. Mr. Beecher, Dr, Storrsj
Dr, Hall, Mr. Phillips Brooks, would never
know, in their personal experience, that it was
hard to obtain a desirable ministerial charge.
The profession is not crowded where they ar&
Dr. Brown Sequard, Dn Willard Parker, Dr;
Hammond, are not troubled for space at
their elbows. Wben Nelaton died in Paris,
he died, like Moses, on a mountain. When
Von Graefe died in Berlin, he had no neighbor
at his altitude. .,
It is well, first, that all young men remember
that nothing will do them so much injury as
quick and easy success, and that nothing wifl
do them so much good as a struggle which
teaches them exactly what is in them, educates
them gradually to its use, instructs them in
personal economy, drills them into a patient
and persistent habit of work, and keeps them
at the foot of the ladder until they become
strong enouge to hold every step they are en?
abled to gain. The first years of every man's
business or professional life are years of educa*
tion. They are intended to be, in the orde'r of
nature and Providence. Doors do not open to
a man until he is prepared to enter them. The
man without a wedding garment may get
in surreptiously, but he immediately goes
out with a flea in his ear. Ye think it is the
experience of most successful men who have
watched the course of their lives in retrospect,
that whenever they have arrived at a point
where they were thoroughly prepared to go up
higher, the door to the higher place has swung
back of itself, and they have heard the call to
enter. The old die, or voluntarily retire to
rest. The best men, who stand ready to take
their places, will succed to their position and
its honors and emoluments.
The grand mistake that young men make
during the first ten years of their business or
professional life, is in idly waiting for theijt
chauce. They seem to forget, or they do notj
know, that during those ten years they enjoy
the only leisure they will ever have. After fen
years, in the natural course of things they will
be absorbingly busy. There will then be ao
time for reading, culture or study. If they dp;
not become thoroughly grounded in the princi?
ples and practical details of their profession5
during those years; if they do not store theilf
minds with useful knowledge; they do not pur?
sue habits of reading and observation, and s^
cial intercourse, which result in culture, the
question whether they $11 ever rise to occupy
a place where there is room for them will be
decided in the negative. The young physicians
and young lawyers who sit idly in-their offices,,
and smoke, and, lounge away the time, "waitinjf
for something to turn up," are by that course'
fastening themselves for life to the low?
er stratum, where struggle for a bare livelihood
is to be perpetual. The first ten years are
golden years that should be filled with system?
atic reading and observation. Every thing'
that tends to professional and personal excel?
lence should be an object of daily pursuit. To
such men the doors of success open themselves,
at last'. Work seeks the best hands, as natural-,
ly as water runs down hill; and it never seeKs'
tbe hands of the trifler, or of one whose dtfly
recommendation for work is that he needs it.1
Young men do not know very much, any way,
and the time always comes to those who become
worthy, when they look back with wonder up?
on their early good opinion of their acquire^
meuts and themselves.?Scribner's Magazine.
All Sorts of Paragraphs.
? "Sally, what time do you folks dine?"
"Soon as you go away; that's missus' orders."
? Conclusion of Colfax's lecture on Lin?
coln : "Having reached the topmost round of
the ladder of tame, he stepped into the skies."
? A physician advised a patient to "take a'
walk on an empty stomach." "Whose stom?
ach ?" feebly asked the patient.
? A grocer in the suburbs, when complained
to about selling bad eggs, said : "At this'time
of the year the hens are not well, and often
lay bad eggs."
? A Nevada man whe had seven homely
daughters, got a paper to hint that he had sev?
en kegs filled with gold in his cellar, and every
girl was married in five months.
? They tried to scare a man in Missouri by
threatening to tar and feather him, but he re?
plied : "Come on with your old tar; T :e been
there six times, and I've got a receipt for wash?
ing it off."
? A short man became attached to a tall
woman, and somebody said that he had fallen
in love with her. "Do you call it fallen in
love?" said the suitor: "it's more like climb?
ing up to it."
? A woman living near the Richard Mine,
in Morris County, N. J., lost by the burning of
the emigrant ship Cospatrick eight brothers,
two sisters and her mother, besides several
other near relations.
? "A home without children is like high
heaven without angels," says a Kentucky pa?
per. We just want to have him get out of bed
four times a night for a mouth to keep the
baby's legs covered up.
? A colored gentleman went to consult one
of the most "high-toned" lawyers in Boston,
aud after stating his case said: "Now I knows
you's a lawyer; but I wish you would please,
sar, jiss tell the. truff'bout dat matter."
? A Maryland man whose wire dropped
dead a few days ago, had tbe funeral put off
one day longer to get the balance of his corn
husked. He said it wouldn't make any dif?
ference to her, as she was always good-natured.
? "Mamma, where do the cows get their
milk?" asked Willie, looking up from the
foaming pan of milk which henaabeen intent?
ly regarding. "Where do you get your tears ?"
was the answer. After a thoughtful silence, he
again broke out: "Mamma, do the cows have
to be spanked ?"
? At a dancing party in western Kentucky
the other night, to which several women came
with their babies, some young men changed
the clothes of the infants whilo their parents
were dancing, and mixed them up generally.
The following day there was a great row, and
as the families lived miles apart, it took sev?
eral days to unmix the children.