The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, July 16, 1874, Image 4
A Curious Pleasure Excursion on the Comet.
Mark Twain sends the following advertise?
ment to the New York Herald, announcing the
engagement of the comet for a special trip of
pleasure among the celestials. We have pri?
vate information from Mr. Barnum that he
intends delaying the departure of the comet
for a few days, in order to take on board a lot
of carpet-baggers from South Carolina, who
are alarmed at the recent attitude of President
Grant towards their class, and are desirous of
seeking fresh fields and pastures new in which
to ply their peculiar vocation:
ADVERTISEMENT..
This is to inform the public that in connec?
tion with Mr. Barnum I have leased the comet
for a term of years; aud I desire also to solicit
the public patronage in favor of a beneficial
enterprise wnieh we have in view.
We propose to fit up comfortable, and even
luxurious, accommodations in the comet for as
many persons as will honor us with their pat?
ronage, and make an extended excursion among
the heavenly bodies. We shall prepare 1,000,
000 state rooms in the tail of the comet, (with
hot and coKfe water, gas, looking glass, para?
chute, umbrella, &c, in each,) and shall con?
struct more if we meet with a sufficiently gen?
erous encouragement. We shall have billiard
rooms, card rooms, music rooms, bowling alleys
and many spacious theatres ; and on the main
deck we propose to have a driving park, with
upwards of 10,000 miles of roadway in it.
We shall publish daily newspapers also.
DEPARTURE OF THE COMET.
The comet will leave New York at 10 p. m.
on the 20th inst., and therefore it will be de?
sirable that the passengers be on board by
eight at the latest, to avoid confusion in getting
under way. . It is not known whether passports
will be necessary or not, but it is deemed best
that passengers provide them, and so guard
against all contingencies. No dogs will be
allowed on board. This rule has beeu made in
deference to the existing state of feeling re?
garding these animals and will be strictly ad?
hered to. The safety of the passengers will in
all ways be jealously looked to. A substantial
iron railing will be put all around the comet,
and no one wil1 be allowed to go to the edge
and look over unless accompanied by either
my partner or myself.
THE POSTAL SERVICE
will be of the completest character. Of course
the telegraph, and the telegraph only, will be
employed, consequently, friends occupying
state rooms, 20,000,000 and even 30,000,000
miles apart, will be able to send a message and
receive a reply inside of eleven days. Night
messages will be half rate. The whole of this
vast postal system will be under the personal
superintendence of Mr. Hale, of Maine.?
Meals served in state rooms charged extra.
Hostility is not apprehended from any great
planet, but we have thought it best to err on
the safe side, and therelore have provided a
proper number of mortars, siege guns and
boarding pikes. History shows that small,
isolated communities, such as the people of
remote islands, are prone to be hostile to stran?
gers, and so the same may be the case with
THE INHABITANTS OP STARS
of the tenth or twentieth magnitude. We
shall in no case wantonly offend the people of
any star, but shall treat all alike with urbanity
ana kindness, never conducting ourselves to?
ward an asteroid after a fashion which we could
not venture to assume toward Jupiter or Saturn.
I repeat that we shall not wantonly offend any
star; but at the same time we shall promptly
resent any injury that may be done us, or any
insolence offered us, by parties or governments
residing in any star in the firmament. Al?
though averse to the shedding of blood, we
shall still hold this course rigidly and fearless?
ly, not only toward single stars, but toward
constellations. We shall hope to leave a good
impression of America behind us in every na?
tion we visit, from Venus to Uranus. And, at
all events, if we cannot inspire love we shall,
at least, compel respect for our country wher?
ever we go. We shall take with us, free of
charge,
A GREAT FORCE OF MISSIONARIES
and shed the true light npon all the celestial
orbs which, physically aglow, are yet morally
in darkness. Sunday schools will be estab?
lished wherever practicable. Compulsory edu?
cation will also be introduced.
The comet will visit Mars first and then pro?
ceed to Mercury, Jupiter, Venus and Saturn.
Parties connected with the government of the
District of Columbia and with the former city
government of New York, who may desire to
inspect the rings, will be allowed time and
every facility. Every star of prominent mag?
nitude will be visited, and time allowed for
excursions to points of interest inland.
' THE DOG STAR
has been stricken from the programme. Much
time will be spent in the Great Bear, and, in?
deed, in every constellation of importance.
So, also, with the Sun and Moon and the Milky,.
Way, otherwise the Gulf Stream of the skies.
Clothing suitable for wear in the sun should
be provided. Our programme has been so ar?
ranged that we will seldom go more than 100,.-,
000,000 of miles at a time without stopping at
some star. This will necessarily make the
stoppage frequent and preserve the interest of
the tourist. Baggage checked through to any
point on the route. Parties desiring to make
only a part of the proposed tour, and thus save
expense, may stop over at any star they choose
and wait for the return voyage.
After visiting all the most celebrated stars
and constellations in our system and personally
inspecting the remotest sparks that even the
most powerful telescopes can now detect in the
firmament, we shall proceed with good heart
upon
A STUPENDOUS VOYAGE
of discovery among the countless whirling
worlds that make turmoil in the mighty wastes
of space that stretch their solemn solitudes,
their unimaginable vastuess billions upon bil?
lions of miles away beyond the farthest verge
of telescopic vision, till by comparison the lit?
tle sparkling vault we used to gaze at on Earth
shall seem like a remembered phosphorescent
flash of spangles which some tropical voyager's
prow stirred into her for a single instant, and
which ten thousand miles of phosphorescent
seas and tedious lapse of time had siuce dimin?
ished to an incident utterly trivial in his recol?
lection. Children occupying seats at the first
table will be charged full fare.
FIRST CLASS FARE
from the Earth to Uranus, including visits to
the Sun and Moon and all principal planets
on the route, will be charged at the low rate of
$2 for every 50,000,000 miles of actual travel.
A great reduction will be made where parties
wish to make the round trip. This comet is
new and in thorough repair, and is now on hor
first voyage. She is confessedly the fastest on
the line. She makes 20,000,000 miles a day,
with her present facilities; but, with a picked
American crew and good weather, we are con?
fident we can get 40,000,000 out of her. Still
we shall never push her to a dangerous speed,
aud we shall rigidly prohibit racing with other
comets. Passengers desiring to diverge at any
point or return, will be transferred to other
comets. We make close connections at all
principal points with all reliable lines. Safety
ean be depended upon. It is not to be denied
that the heavens are infested with
OLD RAMSHACKLE COMETS
that have not been inspected or overhauled in
10,000 years, and which ought long ago to have
been destroyed or turned into hail barges, but
with these we have no connection whatever.
Steerage passengers not allowed abaft the main
hatch.
1 Complimentary round trip tickets have been j
tendered to Gen. Butler, Mr. Shepherd, Mr.
Richardson and other eminent gentlemen,
whose public services have entitled them to
the rest and relaxation of a voyage of this
kind. Parties desiring to make the round trip
will have extra accommodation. The entire
voyage will be completed, and the passengers
landed in New York again on the 14th of De?
cember, 1991. This is, at least, forty years
quicker than any other comet can do it in.
Nearly all the back pay members contemplate
making the round trip with us in case their
constituents will allow them a holiday. Every
harmless amusement will be allowed on board,
but no pools permitted on the run of the comet
?no gambling of any kind. All fixed stars
will be respected by us, but such stars as seem
to need fixing we shall fix. If it make3 trou?
ble we shall be sorry, but firm.
Mr. Coggia having leased his comet to us,
she will no longer be called by his name, but
by my partner's. N. B.?Passengers by pay?
ing double fare will be entitled to a share in
ail the new 3tars, suns, moons, comets, meteors
and ^magazines of thunder and lightning we
shall discover. Patent medicine people will
take notice that
j we carry bulletin boards
and a paint brush along for use in the constel?
lations, and are open to terms. Cremationists
i are reminded that we are going straight to?
! some hot place?and are open to terms. To
other parties our enterprise is a pleasure excur?
sion, but individually we mean business. We
shall fly our comet for all it is worth.
for further particulars,
or for freight or passage, apply on board, or to
i my partner, but not to me, since I do not take
charge of the comet until she is under weigh.
It is necessary, at a time like this, that my
mind should not be burdened with small busi?
ness details.
MARK TWAIN.
Public Affairs in South Carolina?
From the Washington Chronicle, a Republican
paper, we clip the following editorial para?
graphs regardiug the political condition of our
State :
"It will require many years and very radical
changes in public sentiment for the citizens of
South Carolina who still maintain their adhe?
sion to the old Democratic, party to have any
effective participation iu the control and des?
tiny in public affairs. It is a notorious fact
that there exists a lamentable state of corrup?
tion among many of the present officers of that
State, which is not creditable to either the
party nominating or electing them. The Re?
publican party of the nation has secured and
guaranteed every measure of justice practicable
for the four millions of recently-enfranchised
citizens, and in the exercise of these rights it is
due not only to the interests of the South and
their future control, but due the Republican
party that the greatest caution should be taken
in the selection and election of none but men
of pure character and tried honesty to offiee.
"We are credibly informed that a very large
majority of the whites of South Carolina arc
willing to unite with the dominant party, and
elect honest, able men to office, irrespective of
party lines, adopting a square Republican plat?
form. That this is absolutely necessary to in?
sure reform, and to relieve the national Repub?
lican party of the odium that has been brought
upon it by the present office-holders in South
Carolina, every fair-minded Republican must
candidly admit. In South Carolina it is not a
question of Republicanism or Democracy; it
is one of good government and prosperity, or
degradation and ruin. We say to the Repub?
lican party of South Carolina that it is bring?
ing the question of its capacity for self-govern?
ment fairly before the American people, and
that patience without hope must in time be?
come exhausted. We therefore earnestly sug?
gest the propriety of the majority in South
Carolina electing to office the best men they
can find, irrespective of race or previous poli?
tics."
S TnE Hotel of the Future.?The follow?
ing is the translation of an article in a Berlin
paper, which will convey au idea of the Ger
: man estimate of the coming American Hotel:
?The latest American progress in building will
be the "Mammoth Hotel," soon to be erected
!in Chicago. The enormous hotel is to have a
; frontage of three English miles long, and a
depth of six miles; the height of seventy-seven
stories, will measure 3,4S0 feet from the ground
floor to the roof. The hotel will have no stairs,
but five hundred balloons will always be ready
to take visitors up to their rooms. No room
waiters are to be employed, but visitors will be
served by a newly patented automatic, put up
iin every bed room, who will do all shaving,
shampooing, etc., to the guests by a very sim?
ple and ingenious mechanism. Supposing the
guest requires hot water, the automatic will be
albe to call down stairs, "A bucket of water up to
room No. 1,002,107," and the water will be up
in seven seconds by a patented elevator. Half
an hour before table d'hoic, instead of the ring?
ing of bells, a gun (twenty four pounder) will
be fired on each floor to call the guests to get
ready for their meals. The tables in the din?
ing rooms will be measured four miles each,
attendance to be performed by twelve waiters
on horseback on cither side of the table. Music
during table d'hote will be played?gratis?by
eight bands of seventy-seven men each. For
the convenience of visitors a railway will be
built on each floor, as well as telegraph offices.
The price of one bed-room will be from one
dollar to ten dollars. The cost of this building
is estimated to be $80,000,000. The billiard
room will contain nine hundred American,
ninety-nine French and one English table, and,
most of the visitors expected to be Americans,
the billiard room will be fitted out with a spit?
toon of one hundred feet in circumference.
A Bloody Freak of a Steel Pen.?The
Troy Press says: Yesterday afternoon Mr. J.
W. Palmer, the well-known lawyer of this city,
met with a most extraordinary accident, that at
one time threatened very serious consequents.
He had been using a steel pen of rather large
dimensions, and on finishing his work had
placed the pen behind his ear, using that de?
licate organ as a pen-rack. At length, the pen
being in such close proximity to the brain,
evidently become charged with the subtle
essence of thought, and gave a sudden spring.
To prevent it from falling on the floor, Mr.
Palmer brought his knees together with a
quick, strong movement, and in so doing drove
the pen its mil length, about an inch and a
half, into the fleshy part of the thigh, piercing
an artery. It required all his strength to draw
out the steel, and when he did so the blood
spurted clear across his office. The wound
bled most profusely, but at length, by the as?
sistance of friends, the blood was stopped, and
Dr. McLeau was called, who dressed the wound.
No real danger to the limb is apprehended,
but Mr. Palmer is unable to walk this morn?
ing, though it is believed he will be about
again in a few days. Whether our good-look?
ing friend had been engaged shortly before the
accident in preparing some very wicked law
document which excited the vengeful ire of
his conscientious pen, or whether the pen was
actuated by a savage thirst for blood, or simply J
an uuhealthy hankering for red ink, we can?
not now determine. It is said his office is now
being thronged by agents offering for sale va-j
rious kinds of new patent pen-racks.
-m 9 m -
? A timid man wants to know "how to tell
a mad dog." We don't know what he wants
to tell him, but the safest way would bo to
communicate with the dog in writing. Send
the letter from a gun in the shape of wadding,
followed by small shot to sec if he gets it.
? When a man is found on the highway in j
Missouri with two bullet-holes in his head the
verdict of the Coroner's jury is, "that it looks
like shooting, but may have been suicide."
? A little giri sent out to hunt eggs came -
back unsuccessful, complaining that "lots of!
hens were standing round doing nothing." j
How a Salary Grabber was Flanked.
Colonel Orzo J. Dodds, late member of Con
gress from the First District of Ohio, tells a
good story about a call he recently re?
ceived at his office from a man who claimed
to be an editor from Arkansas. He was a very
seedy looking chap and appeared as though he
had but recently come oft' from about a six
weeks' spree. Bowing profoundly, then strik?
ing an attitude, with one hand on his heart and
'the other extending a badly-used plug hat, he
exclaimed with a dramatic air?
"Have I the honor of addressing the Hon.
Orzo J. Dodds?"
"My name is Dodds, but I am no longer hon?
orable," said the Colonel.
"Not an honorable ? Dodds not an honorable ?
Now, by St. Paul, when I can scan that honest
face on which all the gods do seem to set their
seal?('Green seal,' murmured Dodds to him?
self)?I read nothing dishonorable."
"That's right," said Dodds ; "never read any?
thing dishonorable. But to business."
"Yes, as you say, to business. I am a print?
er?I might say, with no unbecoming blush, an
editor. I am from the noble State of Ar?
kansas, the only State, by the way, able and
willing to support two governments at the
same time. But have I been unfortunate.
Much have I been tossed through the ire of
cruel Juno, and?"
"Juno how is it yourself," broke in the Col?
onel.
"Buffeted by the world's rude storm, you see
me here a stranded wreck. Scarce three
months past I left my office in charge of my
worthy foreman and sought the peaceful vales
and calm retreats of the Muskingum valley,
where my childhood sported. Eeturning, I
stopped in Cincinnati. I fell into evil compa?
ny and?but why dwell on details? Enough
that I arn?disheartened, ruined, broke? A
mark for scorn to point her slow, unerring fin?
ger at. As I was about to give up in despair,
having given up everything else I had, I
thought of you. Sir, I am here. You have
not sent for me, but I have come! Your name,
sir, is known and honored from one end of this
great Eepublic to the other. It
Glows in the stars,
Refreshes in tho breeze,
Warms in the sun,
And blossoms on the fees.
When the national Treasury was threatened
by a horde of greedy Congressmen, you stood
like a wall of adamant between the people and
those infamous salary grabbers. Lend me a
dollar!"
"My dear sir," the Colonel hastened to ex?
plain, "you mistake the case eutirely, I was
one of the grabbers."
"Yon were ?" (Grasping the colonel's hand
warmly.) "So much the better ! Let me con?
gratulate you that a parsiraonous public could
not frighten you out of what was fair remuner?
ation for you invaluable services. Iam glad
that your pecuniary circumstances are so much
better than I supposed. Make it two dollars !"
And the Colonel did. It was the only clean
thing left for him to do.
Senator Robertson.?We had the pleas?
ure, yesterday, of meeting Hon. T. J. Robert?
son, United States Senator, in good health and
cheerful spirits. He represents that the pub?
lic opinion of the whole country has under?
gone a great change towards the South gener?
ally, and is taking the shape of a great national
demand, that the evils of raisgovernmcnt and
the outrages of official and legislative plunder?
ing shall cease to exist in South Carolina. He
mentioned some facts to us illustrative of this
growing spirit, which are as startling in their
unexpectedness as they are hopeful and en?
couraging.
Senator Robertson's name has frequently
been mentioned in connection with the office
of Governor. His election to the position
would be quite acceptable to the Conservatives,
as an earnest of honest administration and of
the reign of justice and fairness, so far as they
could be compassed in the present state of
things by executive skill, vigor and honesty.
He has, moreover, conciliated their good will
by abstaining from any thing like political
persecution. He has exerted his influence, in
favor of measures of peace and concord. If
placed in the position of Governor, we believe
he might do the State some valuable service.
But while earnestly desiring to do what he can
for it, he is admonished by consideration of re?
gard for his health to avoid everything like ex?
citement. His health is now good and im?
proving, but might be injuriously affected by
entering into a canvass. He will not, there?
fore, be likely to become a candidate for Gov?
ernor.?Columbia Phoenix.
? The Massachusetts Humane Society has
issued a card with these directions for restoring
persons apparently drowned: "Convey the
body to the nearest house, with head raised ;
strip and rub dry; wrap in blankets; inflate
the lungs by closing the nostrils with thumb
and finger, and blowing into the mouth forci?
bly, and then pressing with hand on the chest.
Again blow in the mouth and press on the
chest, and so ou for ten minutes, or until he
breathes. Keep the body warm; extremities
also. Continue rubbing; do not give up so
long as there is any chance of success."
? The vilest sinner may return?our um?
brella if ho has gotten through with it We
would like to get back evett' the handle as a
memento.
? The way to keep children from eating
dirt is to give them wholesome food : the way
to keep them from reading bad books is to put
good ones in their hands.
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DOES tho work on tho Teeth better, and
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tho old plan.
W. G. BROWNE,
Dentist.
June 25, 1874 50
SINGER VICTORIOUS f
Sewing Maclu? 'Sales, 1S73.
THE table of Sewing Machine sales for 1873,
show that tho sales were follows:
SINGER, - - - 232,444.
Wheeler & Wilson, - 119,190.
Domestic, - - - 40,114.
Weed, - - - 21,709.
Wilson, - - - 21,247.
American Button Hole, 14,182.
The tablo shows that sales of the Singer ex?
ceed those of any othor Company, for the pe?
riod named, by the number of 113,254 Machines,
or nearly doublo those of any other Company.
It may be furthor stated that the sales of
1873, as compared with those of 1872, show a
relatively larger increase, beyond the sales of
other makers, than of any other year. For in?
stance, in 1872 we sold 45,000 Machines more
than any other Company, whereas, in 1873, the
sales wore
113,254 Machines in Excess of our Highest
Competitor.
These figures are all the more remarkable,
for tho reason that the sales of the principal
Companies in 1873 are less than their sales in
1872; whereas, as has been shown, our sales
have largely increased.
The account of sales is from sworn returns
made to the owners of tho Sewing Machino
Patents.
It will hardly be denied, that the superiority
of the Singer Machines is fully demonstrated.
At all events that their popularity in the house?
hold is unquestionable.
The Singer Manufacturing Company.
J. B. CLARK & SOX,
Anderson, S. C.,
Agents for Abbeville, Anderson and Pickens.
J. H. CLARKE and D. CUMISKEY,
Traveling Agents.
May 14, 1874_44_
THE BROWN COTTON GET.
THE attention of planters and others is again
called to tho abovo old and reliable mako of
Cotton Gins. They are furnished this 3-ear
greatly improved, and nothing which an expe?
rience of thirty years in their manufacture
could suggest has been left undone to make
them the most reliable and perfect Cotton Gin
in market. As the result of our efforts we
need only refer to their established reputation
and wide-spread popularity. For PERFECTION
of Workmanship, Strength, Durability,
Light Running, quantity and quality of
1.1 nt pkosuckd, wo challenge competition.
We arc prepared to warrant to any reasonable
extent perfect satisfaction to every planter or
operator. The Gins are sold at the lowest pos?
sible prices for good machines, and on reason?
able terms. We invite examination ot the
samples in tho hands of our local agents, who
will give all desired information and furnish
applicants with circulars and copies of com?
mendatory letters from parties using tho Gins
in all sections of the cotton planting country.
Circulars, Price Lists, and other information,
may bo obtained of our agents or by addressing
THE BROWX COTTON GIN CO.,
New London, Conn.
VI. S. SHARPE, Ag't., Anderson, S. C.
Mav 14, 1874 44 6m
h. goldsmith. p. kind.
COLU3IBIA, S. C.
GOLDSMITH & KIND,
FOUNDERS & MACHINISTS,
HAVE always on hand Stationary Steam
Engines and Boilers for Saw Mills, etc.,
Saw and Grist Mills, Cotton Presses, Gearing,
Shafting, PuUics, etc. Castings of every kind
in Iron or Brass. Wo guaranteo to furnish En?
gines and Boilers of as good quality and power,
and at as low rates as win bo had in tho North.
We manufacture, also, the Gaddy Improved
Water Wheel, which we recommend for pow?
er, simplicity of construction, durability and
cheapness. Wo warrant our work, and assure
promptness and dispatch in filling ordors.
GOLDSMITH & KIND, Columbia, S.C.
May28,lS74 46 ly
PURE BRED POULTRY.
WILL furnish EGGS from following varie?
ties. Stock guaranteed pure, and Eggs
carefullv packed:
LIGHT BRAHMAS?Felch Stock?Eggs,
82.00 per dozen.
BUFF COCHIN?Imported Stock?$4.00 per
dozen.
BUFF COCHIN?P. Williams Stock??4.00.
WHITE COCHIN?P. Williams Stock?84.00.
PARTRIDGE COCHIN?Williams & Ford
Stock??4.00.
BLACK POLAND, (Whito Crest,) first Pre?
mium? $4.00.
DARK BRAHMAS?Imported Stock?$4.00.
Address,
R. T. HOYT, Rome, Ga.
Feb 26, 1874 33
The Steam Washer, or Woman's Friend.
To the Citizens of Anderson?the Ladies Es?
pecially !
THE nndorsigned is owner of J. C. Tilton's
(Pittsburg, Pa.) latest patent right for
the great STEAM WASHER or WOMAN'S
FRIEND, with all of the improvements. This
right is the one which is now being advertised
so extensively in whole pages of tho papers.
Every one sold is warranted. It is faultless,
doing all claimed for it. The latest, tho best,
tho cheapest! .sio.ni) is the price. For further
information call and see, or address
W. H. SMITH,
Shallow Ford P. O., Anderson Co., S C
April l(j, 1874 40 ly
T. D. KENNEDY,
Attorney and Counsellor at Law,
WILL practice in the Circuit and Probato
Courts of tho Eighth Judicial Circuit, and in
Trial Justico Courts of this County. Prompt
attention given to tho collection of claims.
Office?Second door to the loft over A. P.
Hubbard's Store.
March 19, 1874 36
Administrator's Notice.
ALL pcasons who left Hides with .Tack
Moon to be tanned on shares or other?
wise, are requested to make out their accounts
for the same, as tho hides cannot bo identified,
and will bo sold and proceeds distributed. The
accounts must be verified according to law, and
filed with W. W. Humphreys, IVohuto Judge, j
within two months from Ihls date.
J. N. BY RUM.
May 14, 1874 44 2m J
M[p?3 KDQJL & ?%
DRUGGISTS,
Corner Benson House, - Anderson, S. C,
Are Still Better Prepared than Ever to
Accommodate tlieir Friends and Customers
WITH ANYTHING IN THE
DRUG LINE. OUR STOCK IS FULL !
WITH ALL THE MOST
Approved ISTew Remedies.
CALL AND SEE US.
May 14,1874 _44_
THOS. P. BENSON. DR. K. L. SHARPS.
BENSON & SHARPE,
DRUGGISTS and APOTHECARIES,
No. 6 Granite Row, Anderson, S. C,
KEEP constantly on hand a well assorted stock of DRUGS,
CHEMICALS, OILS, PAINTS, PERFUMERY, SOAPS,
E PATENT MEDICINES, &c.
?^i" Prescriptions compounded by Dr. M. L. Sharpe.
THEY ARE NOW OFFERING TO PHYSICIANS AND THE PUBLIC,
THE NEW COMBINATIONS OF
With IRON, CALISAYA, QUININE, STRICHNTA, GENTIAN, LIME and SODA.
Also, POWDERED LACTOPEPTINE, (which contains the five active agents in Diges?
tion,) FLUID EXTRACTS, ELIXIRS, <fcc.
They are agents for BABCOCK'S SILVER UTERINE SUPPORTERS. Persons wishing
circular's giving information will please call for them.
April 23, 1S74
BAD BLOOD.
' * A corrupt tree," saith tho Inspired Vol
J\_ ume, "bringeth forth not good fruit."
nor can corrupt blood impart health, beauty
and good flesh or spirits. "Tho Blood is the
Life," and health era only bo enjoyed in its
full perfection where the blood is kept in a pure
and uncorrupted state, hence the necessity of
pure blood, to give health, boauty, buoyant
spirits, long life and happiness.
AN IMPURE CONDITION of the BLOOD,
manifests itself in different forms of diseases,
such as Tetter, Salt Rheum, Scald-Ilead, Ring
Worms, Pimples, Blotches, Spots, Eruptions,
Pustules, Boils. Carbuncles, Sore Eves, Rough
Skin, Scurf, Scrofulous Sores and Swellings,
Fever Sores, White Swellings, Tumors, Old
Sores or Swellings, SyphiliticAfi'ections of the
Skin, Throat and Bones, Ulcers of the Liver,
Stomach, Kidneys, Lungs and Uterus.
In this condition of things something is
needed at once to cleanse the blood, and neutral?
ize the insidious poison that
BURNS LIKE A TERRIBLE FIRE,
As it courses through the veins, sowing seeds
of death with every pulastion.
Dr. Pembertou's'Compound Extract of Stil
lingia, (or Queen's Delight) will positively
effect this desideratum, expelling every trace
of disease from the blood and system, and
leaving the skin
SOFT, FAIR and BEAUTIFUL.
For all diseases of the BLOOD, LIVER and
KIDNEYS, this Great Vegetable Alterative is
without a rival. It will cure any Chronic or
Long Standing Disease whoso real or direct
cause is Bad Blood. Rheumatism, Pains in
Limbs or Bones, Constitutions Broken Down
by Mercurial or other poisons, are all cured by
it. For Syphilis, or Syphilictic Taint, thero is
nothing equal to it. -4 trial will prove it. It
is a most useful Spring and Fall Purifier of the
Blood. Its safety and-innocence have been
fully tested, so that it may be administered to
the 'most tender infant. j/~*7~ Beware of coun?
terfeits and substitutes. Try the Genuine Ex?
tract QUEEN'S DELIGHT, prepared by Dr.
J. S. PEMBERTON, Atlanta, Ga.
SIL. SON, HILL & CO.,
Agents, Anderson, S. C.
May 21, 1S74 35 ly
THE IMPROVED
Home Shuttle Sewing Machine.
THIS Machine docs the same kind of work
as any high-priced Machine, making the
Lock-Stitch, and using a straight needle.
The price of tho "Home Shuttle" places it
within the reach of all persons who arc need?
ing Machines, and. can't afford to pay for a
high-priced Machine.
We are also agents for the "HOME" MA?
CHINE, than which there is no better high
priced Machine in the country. Both of these
Machines are warranted by the company who
manufacture them for livo years, and If any
part fails from any impcrfectiou during that
time, said part will oo supplied free of cost.
Prices of "Home"?from $o'0 to $125. Prices
of Home Shuttle from $25 to $80.
For samples of work and circulars, address
A. & E. BACON, Agents for Greenville and
adjoining Counties.
Dr. W. G. BROWNE,
Local Agent, Anderson, S. C,
At Dental Office, over N. K. Sullivan tfc Co.
Agents wanted, to whom liberal commis?
sions will bo given.
March 5, 1874 34 ly
SIMMONS'
HEPATIC COMPOUND
on
LIVER CUKE I
For all Derangements of the Liver, Kidneys,
Stomach and Rowels.
nnilis Compound is pronounced by Dr. C. A.
X Simmons, who was tho former proprietor
of Simmons' Liver Regulator, as being far su?
perior to it or any other preparation now olfcr
ed to the public. It is put up in liquid form,
and is, therefore, always ready for immediate
use. Is it not true that we suffer with disor
od Liver?more or less?Constipation, Dyspep?
sia and General Debility? If so, why not ask
for Simmons' Hepatic Compound? Prepared
by E. I.. KING A SON. Columbia, S. C.
SIMPSON, HILL & CO.,
Agents, Anderson, S. C.
Fob 26, 1S74 33 ly
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF ANDERSON.
IN THE COURT COMMON PLEAS*
A. 0. Norris, jr., Adm'r. of )
A. 0. Norris, sr., dee'd., \ Co mp laint for
Plaintiff, J Sale of Prop
against ) crty, Marshal
Isabella II. Norris, Lucy J. J Assets, <?c.
L?ngsten, and others, )
Defendants. J
THE Creditors of Andrew O. Norris, Sr.,
deceased, including those who have claims
against him on account of his official liabilities
?s Commissioner in Equity, or as Probate
Judge, are hereby notified to prove their re?
spective claims belbro me, at my office in An?
derson Court House, on or before the I5th day
of August next, or bo barred all the benefits of
any Decree in this complaint.
By order of Court.
JOHN W. DANIELS, c. c. r.
Clerk';? Office, May 14, 1871. 44?3ru 1
THE GREAT REMEDY FOR
which can be cured by a
timely resort to this stand?
ard preparation, as has been
proved by the hundreds of
testimonials received by the
proprietors. It is acknowl?
edged by many prominent
physicians to be the most
reliable preparation ever in?
troduced for the relief and
cure of all Lung complaints,
and is offered to the public,
sanctioned by the experience
of over forty years. When
resorted to in season it sel?
dom fails to effect a speedy
cure in the most severe
cases of Coughs, Bronchitis,
Croup, "Whooping Cough, ?
Influenza, Asthma, Colds, .
Sore Throat, Pains or Sore?
ness in the Chest and Side,
Liver Complaint, Bleeding
at the Lungs, &Ci Wistar's
Balsam docs not dry up a "
Cough, and leave the cause
behind, as is the case with "
mo.st preparations, but it
loosens and cleanses the
lungs, and alla3rs irritation,
thus removing the cause of
the complaint. .
mErABED BY
SETH W, IOWLE & SONS, Boeton, Mtu?e.,; ;
And sold by Druggists and Dealers generally.
HENRY BISCHOFF & CO.,
Wholesale Grocers,
AND DEALERS IK
CAROLINA RICE,
Wines, Liquors, Cigars, Tobacco,
?&e., ?See, ?&c,
197 and 199 East Bay Street;, f
CHARLESTON, S. C.
Sole Agents for South Carolina for the
Sale of
OLD VALLEY WHISKEY.
FeblO, 1874 32 6m
Neuralgia, Piles, Headache,
Diarrhoea, Boils, Soreness,
Lameness, Burns, Sprains,
Toothache, Scalds, Wounds,
Sore Throat, Ulcers, Bruise^
liheumatism, Hemorrhages,
ETC.
April 23, 1874
THE MORRIS
COTTON GIK
THIS CELEBRATED GIN is now offered
to the planters of Anderson and adjacent
Counties, with the improvements which have
been added to it. The "Morris Gin" is too well
known to need a long list of unknown recom?
mendations to sell it, (this being its fortieth
year.)
Tho manufacturer WARRANTS EACH and
EVERY GIN te-givo fuU satisfaction, or NO
SALE. Price ofVins, $3.50 per Saw, at Depot
in Columbia, S. C. Planters ordering will
please send in their ordere early, to avoid de?
lay. For further information, address
E. MORRIS, Manufacturer,
Columbia, S. C.
June 11, 1874 48 3m
Administrator's Notice.
All persons having demands against the Es?
tate of Aaron Shirley, doceased, will present
them to mo, duly attested, within the time
prescribed by law."
JAMES II. McCONNELL, Adm'r.
June 22, 1874 50 4