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VOLUME VHT.?NO. 5.
Ex-Gov. Perry'a Reminiscences of Public Men.
William K. Easier.
The sudden and most unexpected death of
General Easley, a few days since, was a great
shock to the community of Greenville, in whose
midst he had lived many years, and by whom
he was greatly respected and admired for his
many high and noble traits of character. He
was a gentleman of feeble constitution by na?
ture, and for 3ome time had been in delicate
health. Bat when he lefc home for Atlanta,
Georgia, where he died, hi) family and friends
regarded him in ordinary health. He went to
Atlanta on business connected with the Air
Line Bailroad, an enterpris e in which he had
taken a deep interest, and one which he was
mainly instrumental in carrying through to a
successful result. For the last two or three
years he had devoted all the energies of his
nature to the accomplishment of this great
work. It was through his influence, in a great
measure, that this Road was located to pass
through the city of Greenville. He prevailed
on the County bf Greenville and the city au?
thorities to make appropriations which secured
the location of the road.
The first news of General Easley's illness,
three or four days after leaving home, was a
telegram stating that he was not expected to
live! In the course of a few hours another
telegram announced his death! and that his
remains would be sent by the eight o'clock
train that evening. The community was star?
tled by this appalling news. His friends im?
mediately appointed a committee to go down
on the morning train and meet his remains in
Colombia. They reached Greenville, on their
return, by an express train on the next morn?
ing before daylight. His remains were carried
to his residence, and the next day, at 9 o'clock
in the morning, escorted by the Masons to the
Baptist Church, where tt e funeral services were
performed by the Rev. Dr. Buist, of the Pres?
byterian Church, assisted by the Rev. Dr. Fur
man, pastor of the Baptist Church. Dr. Buist
spoke of the talents, anility and virtues of the
deceased, but said he came not to praise the
dead; that mournful duty he left for the Bar ]
to-, perform, of which the deceased was so bright
ana shining a light; for the Masons to perfo;rm,
and for the community and the press of the
country. The funeral services were then com
pie ted by the Masonic Fraternity, at the conn
try residence of the deceased, where he was in?
terred by the side of his wife's grave.
The sadness of General Easley's death was
made more sad by the reflection mat only a few
short months since, his beloved wife and the
companion of his sorrows and joys for twenty
years past, and the model of a domestic lady,
was taken from him by death, leaving eight
motherless children to his care and protection.
They are now bereft of father as well as moth?
er I This is a most terrible affliction, and well
calculated to increase the sorrow of his friends
and the community. There were few persons
living in this community who had so many
warm and devoted friends as Gen. Easley. He
seemed to have some mesmeric influence over
those who came in social contact with him.? I
They all admired him, and all loved him for
his purity of character, his sincerity in friend
ship, ana the warmth and generous feelings of
his heart.
General Easley was born in Pickens County,
not far from Greenville Court House. His fa?
ther, Colonel John Easley, was one of the ear?
ly settlers of Pickens, and came to this part of
the State quite a youth, with his father. The
General was well educated and a fine classical
scholar, though not a graduate of any college.
In his boyhood he manifested a great love of
polite literature. He read poetry and novels
with absorbing passionate interest. But his
reading was by no means confined to this class
of literature. He was a laborious student of
history and science, as well as poetry and gen?
eral literature. Nor did he neglect the hard
and dry studies of his profession, as may be
well supposed from his success at the Bar. He
would sit up at night in reading, and studying,
and no doubt in early life injured his constitu?
tion in this way. This habit was firmly riveted
on him, that he could not throw it off in more
mature years. He was a great student through
out his life, and yet he spent a large portion of
bis time, daring the day, when not engaged in
bis professional duties, in conversation with
his friends and associates. He was essentially
a gentleman, and yet there was a tinge of mel?
ancholy about him, which cast a gloom over
his whole life.
Shortly after bis admission to the Bar, Gen?
eral'Easley went to New Orleans for the par
pose of practicing bis profession, rightly be-1
Wing that it was better for a young lawyer,
who had talents and ambition, to settle where
there is business, no matter how crowded the
Bar was. But the yellow fever broke oat in
the city and forced him to leave. He returned
to hits father's, and temporarily established
himself at Pickens Court House. He remained
there some time, and fonnd the law at so low
an ebb that he deemed it prudent to move to
Greenville. But during his short residence in
that mountain village, he made warm friends
of all the prominent men in the district, and
was some years afterwards elected a member of
the Legislature from Pickens, although his law
office was at Greenville. Whilst in the Legis?
lature he originated some important measures,
and amongst them a Bill, which I drew for
him, making the parties in a suit or criminal
prosecution competent witnesses in the case,
We both thought it absurd that those who
knew all about the matter in controversy, I
shonld be excluded from giving testimony as
to the facts in dispute. This Bill was re?
modelled in committee and became the law of
the land. The present code of South Carolina
embodies the same principle, and was taken
from the New York code. The wisdom of this
alteration, has now been acknowledged by the
Bar and Courts of the State.
General Easley was elected a member of the
State Convention from Greenville in I860.?
This Convention was called for the purpose of
seceding from the Union. The General was a
fierce secessionist, and had been a Democrat all
his life. When the civil war commenced he
raised a company of cavalry in Pickens and
Greenville Districts, and was received into the
Confederate army in Charleston, South Caro?
lina. But his health became so bad that he
was forced most reluctantly to resigu his com?
mand and return home. Before his resigna?
tion, however, he had been promoted to the
rank of Major in the array. He was again
elected a member of the Legislature from
Pickens in 1865, and took an acti ve part in all
the debates whilst he continued in that body.
He was selected by me, whilst I was Provision?
al Governor, to represent the Executive, and
defend his measures in the Legislature. This
he did with j:eal and ability on all occasions.?
The unanimity with which Governor Manning
and myself were elected to the United States
Senate, in 1865, was owing in some measure to
his exertions in our behalf. During the can?
vass it was proposed to him by the friends of
one of the candidates for the United States
Senate, that twenty votes should be cast for me
if an equal number of my friends would vote
for this other candidate. He promptly replied
that he could not dare to make such a proposi- J
tion to me, if he was unscrupulous enough
himself to think of it.
After the expiration of his term in the Leg?
islature, the State went into the hands of the
present corrupt and infamous Radical party,
under their new constitution. The General
then confined himself to his profession, and
acquired a very large practice in the courts of
Greenville, Pickens and Anderson Districts.?
In the argument of his cases he always evinced
great ability and learning. As an advocate
Before the jury, he had no superior on the cir?
cuit. He always spoke well, and often was
truly eloquent in his addresses to the Court
and jury. He had great' fluency of language,
and great taste and beauty of expression on
all occasions. Some of the most touching and
beautiful bursts of passion and sentiment that
I overheard wen; made by General Easley.
In his character and political principles, he
was upright and pure, but often eccentric. He
had no great faith in Republican principles, or
the permanency of the Republic. The little
faith he had in those matters was very much
weakened by the present condition of South
Carolina. He would willingly have exchanged,
at any moment, the present corrupt and des?
potic government of South Carolina for a mon?
archy! He thought a King would rule over
us more wisely, more justly and more patrioti?
cally than the ignorance and corruption of the
present masses could. He had theoretically
very little confidence in or love for the great
mass of mankind! And yet, in practical life,
he was a most kind and benevolent man, and
would relieve a fellow-creature, in distress, as
quick as any one I ever saw. He was a most
warm and sincere friend, and had the faculty,
as I have already said, of attracting friends to
him in an eminent degree. His health was
bad all his lite, and this, I am sure, tinged his
nature with that misanthropic melancholy,
which he often exhibited through life.
I knew General Easley well, and understood
his character better than most persons. For
many years we were on terms of great intima?
cy, and I can never forget the many, very
many, pleasant hours we have spent together.
They have endeared his memory to me.
A Word to the Wise and to Some that ore
Otherwise. j
We have forborne hitherto alluding to a state f
of things which for several days past has
threatened to disturb the peac e of our quiet
city. Under the instigation of pretended
friends, yet real enemies, several ill-disposed
negroes have been trying to provoke a collision I
with some of our young men upon the street
cars, and courting at least, violent expulsion
from those pubkc conveyances, by conduct
which would not be tolerated in men of aDy
color, or escape except under such exceptional
circumstances, the chastisement it invited.
Not satisfied with obtrusively asserting .and
availing themselves of the right to ride on all
the cars of the line, whether full or empty, I
certain evil disposed fellows of their number I
have been organizing a regular body, at or in I
the vicinity of the Custom House, and it is I
said and supposed, (by and with the advice and
encouragement of some of the Grant ofiicials
there)?three of. whom have been detached to
accompany every car on its different trips, and
Erovoke a disturbance with any of our hot
eaded young men they may encounter there.
This proceeding has already led to several
slight collisions, for which insolence of con
duct and gesture toward ladies riding in the
cars is alleged as the chief moving cause. We
must heartily commend the forbearance and
good sense manifested by our young men, under j
circumstance of great provocation; but must
also urge upon them the necessity of still prac?
ticing forbearance, and thus disappointing the
wicked machinations of unprincipled vaga- j
bonds, (whoever they may be) who are secretly J
stirring up the ignorant negroes to do the dirty
work, in making political capital for their mas?
ter, Grant. For that this villainous plot has
been hatched "by authority," and is the result
of orders from head-quarters, that more "South- ]
era outrages" may be telegraphed North to ef- J
feet the elections, no one here for a moment j
doubts.
Again we exhort and implore our young f
men to patience, and to the exhibition of that
highest kind of courage which is manifested
by self-control. To frustrate the knavish tricks
of the white and black plotters, such self-con?
trol is eminently needed, and we believe we
appeal to a class of young geutlemeu who are
fully capable of making even the sacrifice
which the peace of this community, and the
success of those striving to liberate it from
Grant and his myrmidons, compel us to ask of]
them.
Let there be (if it is possible to avoid it) no
controversy and no collission with the poor
dupes and tools of men whose skins may be
whiter, but whose hearts are blacker than
theirs.
Let law and order reign in Savannah, in
spite of all provocation, or, if the peace be
broken, let not the initiati ve be taken on ou r side.
Thus, and thus only, can this vile plot, con?
ceived in iniquity and carried out in cowardice,
be frustrated aud brought to nought, to the
shame and disappointment of its concoctors in
high places and in low.
P. S.?Since the above warning was written,
and just before going to press, it is our painful
duty to record two riots in which the machina?
tions above referred to culminated last night.
In our local columns will bo found detailed
accounts of both. We forbear comment, until
we can fix the responsibility where it belongs.
?Savannah Republican, July 30.
A Chinese City.?Canton is the happiest
looking city I have seen in Chiua, and every?
where the people seem ready for fun. Chil?
dren are born in the boats and live all their
lives in boats, and the mother of them often
rows or sculls with a child strapped ou her
back. Upon some of these children are tied
bamboo iioats, so that if tiie darling tumbles
overboard it is easily fished up and in. Then
there are grand boat restaurants where parties
go to feast free from the dead air of the nar?
row streets, and enjoying the free air of the
river. At night the river is ;;ayer than the
city; for the gates of the city?gates by the
score, within the great wall gates of the city?
obstruct all night locomotion, while the river
is open and free. I loved to revel in a house?
boat at night, broathe the good air, hear the
squeaking guitar or harp of the Chinaman, see
his fire-crackers, peep into his restaurants, hear
the babies laugh and squall, and the mothers
and fathers snore. Canton city is divided by
its streets into hundreds of compartments at
night, and in or over each compartment is a
gate, closed at night. For order and peace
every little community within these gates is
responsible to the authorities, for there is no
local police. The system works well?shuts
up shops at dark, sends people to bed early,
thus preparing them to rise early; stops all
night gadding, all theatre going, all soirees
and evening parties, all courting and billing
and cooing, brings husbands home early and
keeps them from straying at night. There is
a river police, which cruises about the river at
night, and bangs into you if you do not sail
straight.?James Brooks. I
Droughts.
The greatest draw-back to the farmers of
I South Carolina, in fact to the farmers of all
the Southern States, is long and parching dry
spells. With proper cultivation and a small
quantity of manure, our poorest lauds will
yield immense crops of grain of almost any
kind, provided we have no drought. It takes
a drought of but a few weeks in July and Au?
gust to cut off the corn crop. Two facts are
true. First, droughts are more common at
present than they were in the early settling of
this' country; and second, droughts have a
more injurious effect upon crops now than they
once had. It is easy, on philosophical princi?
ples, to account for both these facts. In reali?
ty, they are but one fact. The one is simply a
result of the other. They stand connected
with each other in the relation of cause and
effect. Many ieasons may be assigned for the
decrease in the fall of rain. The main reason,
we conceive, however, to be, because the forests
have been cut down. The effects of forests up?
on the atmosphere are two fold. They fill the
air with dampness, and again this dampness,
when it is condensed into clouds, is attracted
by the forests. The roots of trees run deep
down into the ground and absorb the moisture
that is contained in it at a considerable depth
below the surface. This moisture, much of it
at least, is evaporated by the leaves, and thus
the air is loaded with water. The amount of
water that is drawn up from the stratas of the
earth lower down than the roots of ordinary
cultivated plants penetrate, is enormous. This
water, if not drawn up by the roots of trees,
would gradually make its way into creeks ana
rivers, and ultimately into the ocean. All na?
ture is a kind of work-shop. The waste mate?
rial and refuse matter of one part is taken up
and used by another part, and thus there is a
continual round of operation. When the laws
of nature are not transgressed, iiothing grows
old and there is no scarcity of anything. Our
fathers, when they cut down the noble forests
which once decorated our hills, inflicted upon
us. their children and grandchildren, a curse
grievous to be borne. If let alone, nature
would in time restore things as they were once.
Our old fields would in a few years grow up
and restore, in a great measure, the fertility to
our soil which it once possessed.
Cutting down the forest has two other effects,
both of which result in decreasing the amount
of rain. Dry and parching winds are unim?
peded in their progress, and the result is that
they carry off the moisture which is in the at?
mosphere. Another result is that small streams
of water have in many instances been entirely
annihilated, except during the winter months.
This has decreased the volume of water in the
creeks and rivers, and consequently decreased
the attractive force of the clouas and the
amount of water evaporated from the surface
of the earth in our particular section.
In view of all the facts, it is suicidal to cut
down any more forest trees. There is in South
Carolina enough of cleared land, if properly
cultivated with such seasons as once were in
the State, to support ten times the number of
inhabitants that are now in the State. All the
old scarred hills should be sown in grass so that
their bald faces might be shielded from the
summer's sun. In the meantime, crops which
mature earlier in the season should be cultiva?
ted. Such crops cost less to produce them, and
consequently are more profitable. They are
more certain. Wheat and oats, when sown at
the proper season, are more certain crops than
corn. We have high authority for saying that
rebels inhabit parched lands. Those who scar
and mutilate the face of the earth are rebels
against the natural laws of the universe, and
need not expect to escape with impunity. The
exclusive cultivation of cotton will reduce any
{>eonle to poverty, and convert a well watered
ana i to a parched desert. It is simply a mat?
ter of time. The result is sure, a foretaste of
which we experience nearly every season.?
Yortoille Enquirer.
Terrible Tragedy at Eochester, New York.
A fearful tragedy occurred in Rochester, N.
Y., a few days ago, at what is commonly
known as the "Old Break of Day House," kept
by John McLaughlin. The place has been for
years notorious as the home of the most vi?
cious characters. Gilbert McLaughlin, son of
the proprietor, while delirious, it is supposed,
from the effects of incipient fever, or from some
other cause, shot his step-mother fatally, and
wounded a man employed to take care of him.
The murderer, according to the testimony thus
far gathered, was under the hallucination that
there wa? a design against his own life, and he
took a position on the second floor at the head
of the main staircase with a duelling pistol in
his hand.
Mrs. McLaughlin locked herself into the
front parlor and waved her handkerchief, and
called upon the man Jewett, who was hired to
take care of young McLaughlin, to come up
stairs. Jewett endeavored to do so, but retired
after receiving a bullet through his arm.
Then ensued a fearful struggle on the part
of the woman in tho room to defend her life
against the madman outside. Her old and
imbecile husband was in another part of the
house unaware of what was going on, or at
least unable to interforc. Jewett raised an
alarm when he retreated, and all the persons
outside seemed most unaccountably dilatory in
interfering. Tho unfortunate woman placed
herself against the room door to hold it firm.
Young McLaughlin placed his pistol against
the panes and fired through twice. It is
thought that one of the balls passed through
the body of the deceased, inflicting the mortal
wound, and that she dragged herself over to
the window near which the corpse was found.
It may be that she was struck while attempting
to escape at this point, as tho murderer finally
kicked in the panel and reached through to
take aim in firing the last shot.
McLaughlin was one who often showed a dis?
position to escape from the associations of his
youth, but lacked strength of mind to do so.
He was clad in a night-gown during the whole
affray, and refused to allow any clothes tu be
put on him after his arrest.
A Darkey on Scalawageby.?A colored
orator at the Radical meeting in Edgefield, ou
Saturday last, "went for" the scalawags with
gloves off, and said, "when I see a Carolina
white man making believe he is a Republican,
I know right straight that he is a lying hypo?
crite, and only wants to fool us colored men,
and cajole us to vote for him, and put him into
office. In slavery times I always did despise
low down 'buckra men,' and now whenever I
see one of the honeyed tongue, home raised
white folks stalking around as a Republican, I
always think of them poor buckras of slavery
time?and I ain't got no use for 'em now,
henceforth and forever."
That fellow's head is "mighty level," and
has an eminently correct appreciation of tho
true status of the so-called South Carolina Re?
publican, when he classes him with anything
that he conceives vile and contemptible.
? The New York Herald will soon start an I
expedition to fix the disputed location of the
Garden of Eden. '
Thrilling Adventure.
On last Saturday, between 2 and 3 o'clock,
Maj. John B. Steward, who lives on his farm
near the north base of Stone Mountain,
thought he heard the voice of a man in dis?
tress on the steep side of the mountain. Upon
looking up he saw the head of a man, and saw
him waving -his hands for succor. The man
called to Maj. Steward for a drink of water,
and said that he had but little money, but he
would give it all to be taken from the place he
was. Maj, Steward asked him if he was not
hoaxing him. The man replied that he was in
earnest. Maj. Steward was a gallant wearer of
the gray, and has a heart always open to the
cry of the distressed. Cautioning the man to
keep quiet, he proceeded at once to town and
obtained assistance.
The news spread like wild fire over town, and
every heart ran out in anguish for the condition
of the unfortunate one. Those who went to
the rescue made "quick time" to get there.
Men were stationed at the base on the north
side to signal the party on top at what point to
descend.
Securing the rope to a sedar tree firmly im?
bedded between two massive rocks, Col. J. T.
Williugham and F. P. Julian made the peril?
ous descent to rescue the man. About three
hundred feet from the top of the mountain
they came to him. He was lying in a gulch, or
water course, furrowed out of the rock by rains.
One foot was jammed in a crevice, and the oth?
er bent under his body. He was hugging the
rocks closely, while one hand was grasped in
the strap on the collar of his coat. A small
table of rock, two or three feet long and a foot
or so wide, was all that was between him and
a fall of some twelve hundred feet to the
ground. Had he moved two or three feet, eith?
er to the right or to the left, he would have
been precipitated to the bottom, twelve huu
dred feet, and only a horrible mass would have
been found to tell the tale.
He had lain there from Friday evening late
until Saturday evening about 5 o'clock, a peri?
od of nearly twenty-four hours. His anxieties
and sufferings were intense no doubt. His feet
were swollen, lacerated and blistered by the
hot rocks; the sun poured upon him its fier?
cest rays, causing the most excruciating thirst
and producing almost eDtirc blindness. Death
seemed to stare him in the face on all sides.
"Return without friendly aid he could not. He
was afraid to move either to the right or to the
left, or get up, for that terrible fall was beneath
him. Without succor he must die a lingering,
torturing death of thirst and starvation.
In adjusting the rope several rocks were in
the way, and fearing that the rope might dis?
lodge them and bring them down on the unfor?
tunate man, they were removed and thrown off
in such a direction as not to strike on the spot
occupied by the man. With a crashing noise
they rolled to the brow of tho precipice ,pn a
Hue with him, and then plunged down that
terrible distance, burying themselves in the
earth at the base.
Reaching the place, the rope was tied around
the man, and, assisted by Col. T. D. Willing
ham, he was conducted to a place of safety, and
Mr. Willingham returned then and assisted
Mr. Julian to get back. Upon reaching the
summit the rescued man was so thirsty that he
would have empted a bucket of water at one
or two draughts had he been suffered to do so.
He was earned to Col. Willingham's store and
cared for. Much praise is due to Maj. Steward,
Col. Willingham and F. P. Julian for their
praiseworthy and humane efforts.
On Friday evening the man alluded to, repu?
ted to be a Mr. McCarty, of Villa Rica, Carroll
County, went on tho top of Stone Mountain,
taking with him a bottle of whiskey. He
drank rathor freely, and, perhaps, was light
headed. He started down in search of the
devil's cross roads, and finding the decent be?
coming abrupt, he pulled off his boots. He
had not gone far when he recollects falling,
and scrambling. His boote were found by
Master George Jones, with an empty bottle, at
the foot of a cedar tree, some 100 feet above
where McCarty was found. Hence it is sup?
posed that he fell and scrambled together, some
40 or 50 feet. He recollects leaving his boots
there. The 'accident occurred about night
fall.
It is doubtless one of the most miraculous
escapes from death on record., when it is con?
sidered that death seemed inevitable from fall?
ing down the steep, or from starvation, or that
he should fall that distance and escape without
serious injury. That this providential escape
will have its influence on him we can not
doubt. He expressed a desiire, as soon as he
got Bafely to the top, to join a temperance soci?
ety. This sermon on the mount to him is a
more effective one than a hundred temperance
lectures. 8unday he left for home.?Atlanta
(?o.) Conttitution.
Striped Bugs and Cockroaches.?I pro?
pose to inform you what I know about the de?
struction of one sort, and the prevention of the
ravages of another. The bugs I refer to are
striped ones, that are so destructive to melon
andother vines, and the cockroach. For the
last two years I have been in the habit of using
hen manure for mv vines, and have not been
troubled at all with the striped bug, while mv
neighbors' vines have been injured very much
by them. Last year I began to suspect why
my vines were exempt from their ravages, and
on hearing one of my neighbors complaining
that the "hugs were eating up his melon vines,"
I told him what I thought kept them from
mine. He told me that he had used hen ma?
nure for a part of his vines, and had noticed
that the bugs had not touched them.
Several years ago I had honey in a vial,
and after using nearly all of it, I set the vial
on one of the timbers of an unfinished upper
room of an old house where the cockroaches
were numerous. Tho vial was left uncorked,
and stood so that the roaches could get at the
top of it. On going near where it stood, a day
or two afterward, I noticed something singular
in its appearance, and on a closer inspection I
found it packed full of cockroaches ; and they
were all dead. So I concluded that honey in a
small-necked bottle, placed in a proper posi?
tion, is a good trap for roaches. And hen
manure in the hill is a good remedy for the
ravages of the striped bug on melou and other
vines.?AT. H. Baker.
Guard the Weak^pot.?All men, howev?
er strong, have a weak spot, like the rhinoce?
ros, which, though plated like a monitor, is
vulnerable to a spear thrust below tho plates.
Satan is not such a fool as to attack the strong
defences; he would bo sure to thrust at the
vulnerable points. Some, indeed, think they
have no weak place; and such people arc right,
for they are weak all over, and no part, there?
fore, could be called weak in particular. The
polar bear has a weakness, which is for blubber,
and his hunters knowing this, coil a piece of
whalebone like a watch-spring, wrap it in blub?
ber and freeze it. They then drop the tempt?
ing morsel in the way of a bear, who swallows
greedily; but as soon as the blubber melts in
his stomach, the whalehono springs out. The
bear then rolls over in agony, and they come
up and kill him. Thus it is when men yield
to an easy sin, it will rut tbeni assunder.?
[>r. H. M. Semldcr.
'Take My Hat.???The Origin of the Phrase.
Every one heard this phrase but few know
its origin. The following account of it is good
enough to be true:
Many years ago a fine looking old gentleman
from Western Virginia entered a store in Nash?
ville, Tennessee. Said store was owned by a
bluff, honest, old trader, who knew more about
the quality of the counter than he did about
the fineness of the fabrics on it?nevertheless,
between the two extremities of that shelf con?
triving to make both ends meet the necessity of
the case. The Virginian cast his eyes around
the shelves and finally remarked:
"Well, neighbor, I see you have got hats."
"A slight sprinkle," was the answer. "Whar
ye from 1"
"Old Virginia," was the response.
"Eight smart old State," replied the Ten
nesseean "but getting rather too old to keep
her har on."
"What do you mean?" inquired the Vir?
ginian.
"Well, just what I say, uncle; she can't keep
her har on; for instance, now, I should think
you hev been a right healthy child of the Old
Dominion but she has 'shed' you at last, and
like Samson of old that's the way she is losing
all the best har off her venerable head."
The old Virginian looked around the store
rather bothered with the liberty this Tennes
seean was taking with his mother State, and
finally remarked:
"I came here to talk about hats, stranger, and
not har."
"Well, well, uncle, don't get wrathy now. I
was only venturing a political opinion about
population in r_ cal, and on that we won't
quarrel, but before we look at the hats, as they
are intimately connected with the heads, 'spose
we take a mite of bold face."
The proposition was. agreed to, the liquor
was imbibed, and next followed the hats.
The merchant tossed down four or five wool
hats of various sizes, and invited the old gen?
tleman to select one which would fit him. He
looked at them, examined the sizes, said they
would do, and requested the store-keeper to
hand him a few more.
"That is all the sizes I've got," said he, "but
here's a few more, if you would like them bet?
ter," and so saying he tossed down three more.
"Them's all right," said the old Virginian,
turning them around, and the stout old store?
keeper, blowing with exertion, descended from
his perch, where he was straddling from shelf
to counter. As soon as he reached the floor,
the old Virginian remarked that he had not
got enough yet.
"Oh, you want 'em for your niggers ?" says
the store-keeper. "Well, why didn't you say
so when I was up ?" and again proceeded to
perch himself up like a mercantile Colossus.
When he had blowed himself into his former
position, the old man quietly remarked:
"I weru't talking about niggers I" The fact
is, the old man was enjoying the extra trouble
he had put the Tenneuseean to.
"Well, what do you want with so many hats?
"I want them for my sons," said the old man.
The store-keeper began to count them on the
counter. "Eight, a pretty big spread of boys
already, I'll swear, but here goes;" and added
one, and then another, and put a fourth, and
picked off a fifth, and finally seeing the old
man immovable, he tossed down three more,
and was about to descend himself, when the
old man told him to hoM on and throw down a
few more.
"Oh, come, uncle," said he, "you are joking;"
but to please hiin, he threw down.tweuty.
"That's just oue too many," said the old
man.
"What?you don't mean to say that you have
nineteen sons ? Whar, in the name of Tennes?
see, are they ?"
"They are in Tennessee?right here in the
city?up at the hotel," said the man.
"Stranger," said the store-keeper, "if you
ken show me nineteen boys of your raisin,
thar's the hats."
"Hold on then," said the old man, and off he
started. In about ten minutes dowu the street
he came leading a line of nineteen boys,
marching single file, each bearing a gun, and
followed by the venerable mother. They en?
tered the merchant's store, and ranked along
the counter, the store-keeper ran his eyes along
the line with astonishment.
"And you say these boys are-all yours?" he
inquired.
"Ask their mother?she says they are," re?
plied the old man.
"Do you say so, madam ?" he inquired.
"Yes, I do, and I ought to know," was the
reply.
"Well, you might I'll swear," said the store?
keeper. "Old friend," he added, "I ain't got a
word to sav?just take them hats, and mine,
tool"
A Prodigy.?Washington and Lee Univer?
sity has among its students a youth of whom
the Lexington Gazette furnishes the following
account:
We have received the first number of the
Rockbridgo Baths Renew, Brown Ayres, editor
and proprietor. The Review is not as large as
the London Time*, but is very sprightly. It is
a tri-weekly. Brown Ayres is a student of our
University and about fourteen years old. He
sets up and prints his paper without any assis?
tance. It is a model of typographical beauty.
"Browny" is a rare genius. His home is in
New Orleans. How the petted little fellow
ever learned so much about the printing busi?
ness, is a mystery. He has at his fingers' end
the historv of all tho presses, their comparative
merits and the reasons. The type founders arc
well known, and their style of work. He is a
tasteful job printer?in* a word, a case full of
all sorts of typical matter well distributed.
Printing is but one of his many accomplish?
ments. He erected with his own hands a tele?
graph line along our streets; put up the in?
struments and taught some amateur operators
among his friends, the students. He touches
the "key" with rare dexterity. He is not a
mere mechauical operator, but an expert elec?
trician, and was employed by the Professor in
the University to explain to a class the reasons
of the telegraph.
He carries with him a little portable French
photographic instrument and takes "views"
when a scenery pleases him. With all his ge?
nius he is frolicksome as a kitten and gentle as
a girl.
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Chicken Salad.?Mince the white meat of
a chicken line, or pull it in bits; chop the
white parts of celery ; prepare a salad dressing
thus: Rub the yolks of hard-boiled eggs smooth
with a spoon, put to each yolk a teaspoonful of
made mustard, half as much salt, a tablespoon
ful of oil, and a wineglass of strong vinegar;
put the celery on a large dish, lay the chicken
on that, then pour the dressing over it. Let?
tuce cut small in the place of celery may be
used. Cut the whites of the eggs in rings to
garnish the salad. Turkey-meat prepared in
the same way makes almost as good a dish.
? Bad cooking on the part of the wife is
held by a Texas Judge to be good ground for
divorce. If this ruling obtains throughout the
country the lawyers will all get rich.
"Are We Content V9
Who, living and breathing on the face of this
mortal globe, can truly and honestly answer
this question affirmatively ? Occasionally one
may meet with an individual who demonstra?
tively affirms his or her perfect satisfaction
with the "goods the gods providebut place
them under strict scrutiny and soon some lurk?
ing cause of discontent will arise to shame
their assertion.
Perfect content was never one of earth's in?
stitutions ; that belongs to the sphere ethereal,
where perfection only is allowed, and where we
who cheat and torment each other here, hope
to meet in united bonds of love, which all the
sins of the former life cannot sever.
Were perfect content to reign paramount, it
would sound the death-knell to ambition, and
honest thoughts would be lost to posterity.
Look at a child as soon as reason holds sway,
is it content? What a creature of contraries;
what a busy-working brain is developed.?
Throw open the house for its amusement, even
to your best room, with its costly articles of
"virtue," will it suffice for long? Ask any
mother, and the query is solved. Even our
merchant princes, and it is our glory that the
Dominion can boast of such, seldom, if ever,
possess the sweet content, the very spice of life,
which the poor laboring man believes, through
ignorance, his riches can give ?
No, ye laborers of God's own toil enjoy the
sweet hour of evening's rest after the severe
exertions of the day, surrounded with an affec?
tionate family, with more true zest than the in?
habitants of the marble palaces, whose brain
is always full of schemes of aggrandizement,
and who is too pre-occupied to cultivate the
finer feelings of home life.
The discontent at the lot assigned us by one
whose wisdom cannot be questioned, I believe
to be the real secret of so many careless hus?
bands throwing back the pure and wifely love,
inborn in the heart of every true woman, and
the result ofttimes?with grief do I confess the
weakness of the weak sex?seeking for that
affection abroad denied the starving heart at
home. And the children, Heaven's choicest
gifts, God help them and their future, with this
life example before their eyes; no loving words,
no sweet caress to stir the fount of tender feel?
ing ; the discontent betrayed in the home will
be carried out into the world, and like all evils,
scatter its seeds abundantly.
In this world of sin and misery I know of
but one instance where content'may be truly
said to reign. Go with me to the bedside of
some confirmed invalids, and hearken to their
sweet language of content in the moments of
acute agony. Their faith gives content and
they have no wish that it should be otherwise.
Happy, thrice happy, ye earth's suffering ones,
for your cross is your crown, and that content
the glory of your sufferings some would barter
years of existence to obtain.
Speak for yourself, dear brother or sister,
have you discovered the secret of happiness ?
Content, I am told, furnishes the mystery; but
our longings and satisfactions are so numerous
and so indigneous to our humanity as to place
this boon beyond the power of frail mortals,
and frequently our strivings after contentment
only tend to agitate some conflicting emotions
ana disturb our peace of miud; yet, in all our
sorrow and lack of content, bear in mind the
comforting words of a well known poet, more
adapted to the discontented heart than any that
I can now recall :
"The Ocean has its ebbings ; so has grief."
Southern Cross Brotherhood.?This is
the name of a new society which has been
originated at Richmond, Va., by the organiza?
tion of "Lee Camp, No. 1." The society is
composed alone of those who were Confederate
soldiers and who maintained unblemished rep?
utations throughout. Its object is to perpetu?
ate the memory and heroism of those who fell
in battle, to aid the families of the dead, and
"to try to preserve the truth and purity of his?
tory."
This society is now engaged in gathering the
remains of Confederate soldiers from the bat?
tle-field of Gettysburg, and from other battle?
fields, where they are being desecrated and
scattered about as if they were no more than
the bones of dumb animals. The society pro?
poses to collect these remains and decently in?
ter them in Hollywood Cemetery, near Rich?
mond, where their graves will be cared for and
receive, each spriug, the tribute of flowers
which is the emblem of the consecrations of
man's devotion to those who died in battle.
There are, it is estimated, about 1,000 of these
dead still remaining upon the field of Gettys?
burg. Means are needed to effect their re?
moval, and "Lee Camp, No. 1, Southern Cross
Brotherhood," asks aid of the South in fur?
therance of the patriotic purpose. Large or
small contributions will be gratefully received
and applied faithfully to the purposes men?
tioned. Communications upon the subject
may be addressed, W. C. Carrington, Rich?
mond, Virginia.
A Calm and Peaceful Life.?Said a
very old man, "some folks arc always com?
plaining about the weather, but I am very
thankful when I wake up in the morning to
find any weather at all." We may smile at the
simplicity of the old man, but still his lan?
guage indicates a spirit that contributes much
to a calm and peaceful life. It is better and
wiser to cultivate that spirit than to be con?
tinually complaining of things as they are.
Be thankful for such mercies as you have, and
if God sees it will be for your good and his
glory, he will give you many more. At least,
do not make yourself and others unhappy by
your ingratitude and complaint.
Nose-Bleeding.?To stop excessive nosc
hlceding press the finger firmly upon the little
artery which supplies blood to the side of the
face "affected. A small artery branches from
the main artery on each side of the neck ami
passes over the outside of each jaw hone. If
the finger be passed along the edge of the jaw
bone until the beating of the artery is felt,
and the latter pressed hard for five minutes,
until the ruptured vessel in the nose can con?
tract and the blood coagulate, the work is done.
Effect of Lightning.?During a recent
severe thunder storm, the Hon. D. S. Ham?
mond, 111., lost 50,000 voting trout, valued at
$2,000. It is believed that they died from the
ctiects of the lightning.
? A close-fisted old fellow, in treating a
friend to some liquor, poured out a very small
drink. The latter, taking the gl::?s and hold?
ing it above his head, remarked very skepti?
cally: "You say this is forty years old?"
"Yes," replied the host. "Then," replied our
friend, "all I have to say is that it is very
small for its age."
? John Robinson has sued the New York
and New Haven Railroad for ?50,000 damages
to his circus by the wrecking of several of Iiis
cars on account of a low bridge.
? At Bloomington, Illinois, the liquor law
is dodged by placards over the jSaloons--<'Ad
mittance ten cent? ; diiuks free."