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ANDERSON C. H., S. C, THURSDAY MORNING, JUNE 30, 1870.
VOLUME 6?NO. 1.
"DEAD BROKE."
"He is dead broke."
"How much does he owe ?"
"One week to-morrow over the month," said
the clerk, examining the ledger.
"Whew!" whistled the landlord. "Has he
iio friends to pay for him ?"
"Plenty of friends now, but let them find
out that he is broke and they'll be off like a
covey of birds."
"I must see him;" and the hotel proprietor,
walking out upon the piazza, approached a
young man leaning against one of the front
pillars.
"Mr. Watson, your bill, I see, is in arrears
one week after the settlement day. Why is it?"
The young man flushed at first ,as if in an?
ger; then a smile overspread his handsome
face.
"I know I am a delinquent, Major Snow, but
I can't pay at present."
"Do you expect money soon ?"
"Well, really, I don't know who should send
me anything from their surfeit of cash."
"Then I am to understand that you are not
only unable to pav, but do not expect to be
able?"
"Undoubtedly, Major."
"Sorry, Watson, for you have been a favor?
ite of the season, and I don't like to tum you
nut before the break-up. Nor will I. If you
can give up your suite of rooms and take up
with one suited to .your circumstances, I will
let you remain the season, trusting you to pay
me in the future."
"You are very good, Major, and I guess I'll
have to consent."
So the baggage of Robert Watson was lifted
and borne from the elegant suit on the second
floor to a little seven bv fourteen room on the
fifth floor.
How quickly it became known that the
change had been made ! Every servant in the
house betrayed the knowledge in the absence
of the usual deference paid to the possessors of
"parlors." At dinner, the "boy," who had
been only too eager to anticipate Mr. Watson's
wants, suddenly became oblivious to those
wants, and only answered them after repeated
orders. The cashier and register clerk, always
so obsequious, grew dignified and indifferent.
Only the urbaue Major preserved a kindly
greeting for the guest too poor to pay his bill,
and remaining by sufferance.
"Queer," thought the hotel proprietor. "He
certainly had money enough when he came,
for he deposited a cool five thousand in the
safe. He hasn't been fast, I am certain, and
his habits have been so good that the young
bloods have rather played off from him. But
he has been a favorite. Not a belle in the
room bnt would have dropped her best friend
for his attendance. Hang me if I can under?
stand it."
Watson, bailing from Baltimore, had been a j
reason guest at the cascade. Friends he had !
in plenty. He was courteous, well-bred, good- I
looking, intelligent, and, apparently, rich?
what more could be asked ? Among the ladies
he had moved quite a prince; and many were
the gossamer webs woven ar? toils to capture
him, but to all lie proved a very incorrigible
recusant?he would not be any one's prize.
The exquisite charm of voice, manner and sen?
timent, the beauty of person, the elegauce of
attire?all were agreeable to him, deeply so,
for he seemed to enjoy them all immensely ;
but not the brillaint poo'.e<s, Miss Mountjoy,
nor the coy and artless Miss Dumnin, nor the
rattle-headed young Miss Lambert, nor the
haughty, elegant aud exclusive Miss Percy,
nor the very rich Miss Oromanes, appeared to
command him. He was to all alike the agree?
able companion, the candid friend, the shrewd
resistant of all arts to lead him into love's
labyrinthine mazes.
How would all these beauties of the talon
receive the announcement sure to be made of
his "altered circumstances," as the Major ex?
pressed it ?
Evidently Mr. Watson was not indifferent.
He still frequented the piazzas and parlors,
giving even,- friend, male or female, ample op?
portunity to "cut" his acquaintance, or other?
wise to express themselves. It was somewhat
furious to note the progress of his decline, not
his fall, for Watson had that in his character
construction which, even in poverty and trial,
would preserve him from a sacrifice of person?
al dignity and self-reliance. But that be wot
on the decline became to him a sorrowful fact.
Sorrowful, did we say ? That is, judging by
the nsual standards of human felicity or mise?
ry. To lose one's friends, to behold your posi?
tion in society gradually slipping away; to
realize that no longer you are held in coveted
consideration by a chosen few, is, ordinarily, a
?ource of sorrow. But, in Watson's ea-e. it
was difficult to determine how keenly the
knife cut to the quick of his sensibilities; for,
while every acquaintance was given full facili?
ties for doing the disagreeable office of giving
the "cold shoulder," the Baltimorcan appeared
like an interested spectator, atid was as un?
moved, when passed by a supposed friend with?
out the slightest notice, as if he were a news?
paper reporter, anxious to see the act and to
note the fact.
Into the parlni-3 during the evening be par?
ticularly pressed his way. If a bevy of gay
fellows surrounded Miss Mountjoy, he* worked
his way to the circle, and, at last, received
from that lady of Sappho-like lips his dis?
charge. She did most gracefully and crushing
ly turn her back upon him not three days after
his removal from the second floor.
Miss Dumain he sought, confident that one
so artless certainly would be above the hollow
hearted crowd, and still give him her kindly
greeting. Vain conception .' The artless girl
way coy indeed ; and when at length he cor?
nered her, it was to his discomfiture. She
suddenly turned and forced her way past him,
without even one of her downcast glances. ()n
the contrary, her eyes were fixed fully on his
face, and plainly said, "Sir, we are strangers."
Next he tried rattle-headed Miss Lambert,
and she rattled on quite as usual; but Watson
soon discovered that the rattle was not for him.
Strangely enough, the proud and exclusive
Miss Percy unbent somewhat from her lofty
carriage, and gave him a welcome; but over
it all was a shadow?a fear, apparently, which
made Miss Percy shy rather than haughty ;
and Watson began to catch glimpses of a char?
acter beneath all that conventional veil which
he had not expected to find.
Of course the wealthy Miss Oromanes would
scorn his further friendly relations. I ler rooms
were near his own second floor apartments ;
she daily, all the season, had encountered him
in his walks through the long corridor, and
must have been one of the first to learn of his
fallen fortunes. Indeed, he half-surmised thai
her dressing-maid had made special inquiry
into his case, seeing her in conhdtntial confab
with the floor-stewardess and room-girls. So
Watson, with a reserve or pride not entertain?
ed with others, kept apart from Miss Oromanes.
On that third evening of his changed for?
tunes, when the Sappho of the Cascades anni?
hilated him, greatly to the pleasure of the
"young bloods" around her, Watson wandered
away at length upon the piazzas. then up
through the long, deserted ball*, restless.
thoughtful, digesting the notes which he had
been taking of human nature, and trying to
fix the relative value of a man without money.
It was the crystaline truth he was learning?
not the truth* in mere solution, sometimes
opaque, but always thin, but the precipitated,
bard, angular, clear-cut crystals of experience,
mined in unexpected places. Had he remain?
ed upon the second floor, never would he have
obtained the gems; the mere solution only
would have repaid his keenest search. But
that migration to the upper spaces had given
him a wondrous lens ; bis horizon was so im?
measurably extended that, barring the fact
that his bill was unpaid, he was the happier,
because wiser for the upward reverse.
Suddenly, in his solitary promenade, he con?
fronted the heiress. She was walking arm-in?
arm with young Evans, of her "set," in confi?
dential communication it would appear, else
why should they have been in that long ball
alone? asked Watson, as, with a glance, he
took in the situation. The meeting was a sur?
prise to both parties, and the inclination of
both men was to pass without recognition.
Evans, indeed, frowned; Watson flushed in
anger, and with bead erect bore down and
passed his enemies, like a suspended or cash?
iered officer of the line, conscious of his sol?
dierly qualities, but equally conscious of bis
"altered circumstances."
Too high he held his head, in fact, for he
caught no soft glance from the lady's eye, and
trod so firmly upon the trail of her elegant
evening dress as to cause a perceptible crack?
ing of seams at the skirts plaits. Evans turn?
ed with a shddcn anger.
"Dolt!" he hissed.
Watson passed on, staying to make no Apol?
ogy, but he heard the lady say : -
"Fie ! it is nothing;" and he was conscious,
too, that she was looking at him wonderirfgly.
An hour later Watson was down on the
piazzas again, evidently on the quest for some
person, and he found his man ere long. Evans
was the gentleman wanted. Going up to him
Watson said:
"Mr. Evans, what was the word you used at |
the time I trod on the trail of Miss Oroinanes'*
dress ?"
"I said dolt, sir ! and I say it again. We
have hitherto supposed you to be a gentleman,
and now learn that you cannot payyour bills;"
an*d he laughed, half in scorn and half in hu?
mor of the fact so opportunely given him to
crush another.
The hot blood flew to Watson's face; his
bandsivere clenched as if to strike; but by a
strong effort, he mastered his passion.
"Evans, no gentleman ever would have ut?
tered that sentence. Only a coward would
fling another's poverty in his face. Miss Oro
manes. educated as she has been to give virtue
to wealth, might find in my inability to pay
my hotel bill a justification for dropping my
acquaintance; but I doubt if ever she would
have countenanced incivility. I owe her an
apology for my seeming rudeness, and will give
it to her; but you I Isold in too supreme n,n
tcmpt even to exchange more words with you.
Hereafter do not speak- to me, for if you do I
shall slap your face, even in the presence of
the ladies."
And the speaker wcnl his way to his attic
room.
This scene, overheard by several gentlemen
aisd ladies, soon was the talk of the rooms.
Evans being a recognized leader of a very aris
tocaatic circle, soon convened others of the
set, and Map Snow was ere long summoned
to be informed that he "must clear out Wat?
son"?Evans offering to pay the delinquent's
bill.
And the news fiew throughout the parlors
and promenades that Major Snow was to give
Mr. Robert Watson, of Baltimore, his walking
papers in the morning.
An observer of the scene between the two gen?
tlemen on the piazza was Miss Oroinanes.
Having at once retired to her room to repair
the accident to her skirt, the lady donned
another dress, and, to enjoy half an hour un?
disturbed, stole out upon the pleasant open
weather promenade. She thus was a witness
of what transpired. She, too, retired, in evi?
dent excitement, to her rooms; and when her
maid, half an hour later, brought the house
news that the Major was to clear Watson out
in the morning, the heiress, with perfect de?
liberation, but with brightened color in her
cheeks, and a clear sparkle in her beautiful
eyes, sat down to to her desk and indited the
lollowing note:
"Major Snow will please take no action in
the matter of the difference between Mr. Wat?
son and Mr. Evans. I overheard every word
that passed between the gentlemen, and' I fully
justify Mr. Watson. Were it not an insult to
him, I would oll'er to become responsible for
any amount which he may not be able to pay;
but I know that he is a "thorough gentleman,
and would equally scorn to wrong you or to
leave your house at the dictation of others,
"i am, sir, yours,
"Helene Oromaxes."
This the maid was instructed to place in the
Major's hands at once. The maid had not far
to go, for she met the proprietor advancing up
the stairway. He glanced at the billet and
laughed ; then paused and said :
"So use of my trip up live pair of stairs.
Mr. Robert Watson has the freedom of this
house for the next five seasons."
And down stairs he went again, while the
open-eared maid, having lost not a word, re?
turned to her mistress to find her absorbed in
penning another note. This was written with
great care and many pauses. It was finally
finished, and read as follows:
".Mr. Watson will please excuse the boldness
of this note; but, having been a witness to the
meeting between yourself and Mr. Evans on
the piazza, I feel it incumbent on mc to say
that I fully justify your proceeding and your
words. I ask no apology from you. Indeed, I
will be pained to receive it. Relieve nie, I am
exceedingly pained at the inference you have
drawn, namely, that I could find a justification
in dropping your acquaintance in the fact of
your temporary embarrassment. Alas for my
riches; if they compel me to bear such imputa?
tions on my sense and motives!
"I am, sir, yours very sincerely,
"Helene Orom'anes."
This missive the maid bore to the fifth story.
It found the romantic Robert in bed ; but the
letter was flung in over the door ventilator.
"A letter lor Monsieur Watson from my
lady," said a voice at the door; and Watson
?prang up as the envelope floated down to his
feet.
"A note from my lady !" What on earth did
that mean? Another rumpus brewing, of
course! Turning on the gas he read?astonish?
ed, pleased, delighted, as the rich color mount?
ing to his temples testified. And then, foolish
man, he kissed the note.
So very preposterous for a man in bis cir?
cumstances !
Many were the guests who "turned out" fully
two hours before their usual ten o'clock break?
fast the next morning, in order to see Mr. Rob?
ert Watson depart. To their surprise there was
Watson, cheerful and content, promenading up
and down the back piazza, arm-in-arm witn
Mi33 Oroinanes, and Major Snow looking on ad?
miringly. To Evans and his set it was a decla
ration of war; but who would dare take up
arms against the spirited heiresss to a million ?
They all retired, resolved to let events take
their course.
And they did take their course?of course.
I In three days' time a magnificent equipage
drove to the stand, and Watson soon appeared
with the beautiful Miss Oromanes for bis com?
panion in the morning drive.
"Whose equipage is that?" demanded Evans
of the Major, who had escorted his guests to
the carriage.
"Oh, that's Watson's, to be sure !" was the re?
ply.
"Watson's be hanged I Say, Major, has he
paid his bill ?" asked Evans, maliciously.
"Paid his bill! Lord bless you, he is rich
enough to buy out this whole concern, nnd to
hire you and me for call-boys !"
"Explain yourself, then, sir I" demanded
Evans, irately. "Did you not inform the
guests that he could not pay his bill, and that
you had sent him up stairs out of his second
floor suit ?"
"Not I! Some of the clerks may have said
something, to which others added more'; but I
really thought too much of the gentleman to
mention the matter any one. "Now, it tnrns
out that it was all a little game of his own."
"Little game ! What object could he have had
in playing such hide-and-seek?" demanded
Evans again, in tones peremptory.
"Well, in part, I suppose, to test the value
of friendship in general and the power of mon?
ey in particular?both of which I have no
doubt he has done to his entire satisfaction.
Ha-ha-ha T What do you think about it, Mr.
Evans?"
"Think abdut it? Why, that it was-it
was-"
"What?"
"Why, a very artful dodge?nothing less !'*
"Capital dodge, that's a fact, seeing that, as
a poor man, he won Miss Oromanes, and-"
"Now, what do you mean ?" fairly shouted
Evans, in his excitement.
"Mean ? That before 10 o'clock on the morn?
ing of the day when he was to have had his
walking-papers, by your orders, he was dead in
love with the heiress, and?"
"And what, sir?"
"And she dead in love with him !"
"It's false, I know!" cried the man, now
white in the face from some inexplicable emo?
tion.
"False, eh? Going off in that carriage to?
gether to the preacher's looks like it, don't it?"
"Good Heavens!"
The Major's conjecture was premature as he
well knew; but the shaft had struck Evans to
the heart, and he fairly staggered to a seat.
Evans had played a long and deep game to win
the heiress. He had long been her recognized
suitor?he had discounted her possessions in
his gay life ; and the result was?he was dead
broke '!
He left the watering-place that day.
The Lord's Prayer.?When the elder
Booth was residing in Baltimore, a pious, ur?
bane old gentleman of that city, hearing of his
wonderful power of elocution, one day invited
him to dinner, although always deprecating
the stage and all theatrical performances. A
large company sat down at the table, and, on
returning to the drawing-rooirt, one of them
asked Booth, as a special favor to them all, to
repeat the Lord's Prayer. He signified his
willingness to gratify them, and all eyes were
fixed upon him. He slowly and reverently
arose from his chair, trembling with the bur?
den of two great conceptions. He had to real?
ize the character, attributes and presence of
the Almighty Being he was to address. He
was to transform himself into a poor, sinning,
stumbling, benighted, needy supplicant, offer?
ing homage, asking bread, pardon, light and
guidance. Says one of the company who was
present, "It was wonderful to watch the play
of emotions that convulsed his countenance.
He became deathly pale, and his eyes, turned
trembling upwards, were wet with tears. As
yet he had not spoken. The silence could be
felt; it had become absolutely painful, until at
last the spell was broken as if by an electric
shock, as his rich toned voice syllabled forth, 'Our
Father, which art in Heaven,' etc., with a pa?
thos and fervid solemnity which thrilled all
hearts. lie finished ; the silence continued ;
not a voice was heard nor muscle moved in his
rapt audience, until from a remote corner of
the room, a subdued sob was heard, and the
old gentleman (the host) stepping forward with
streaming eyes and tottering frame, seized
Booth by the hand. 'Sir,' said he, in broken
accent*, 'you have afforded mc a pleasure for
which my whole future life will feel grateful.
I am an old man, and every day, from boyhood
to the present time, I have repeated the Lord's
Prayer; but 1 never heard it lxd'ore, never!'
'You arc right,' replied Booth, 'to read that
Prayer as it should be read caused mc the se?
verest study and labor for thirty years, and I
am far from satisfied with my rendering of that
wonderful production. Hardly one person in
ten thousand comprehends how much beauty,
tenderness and grandeur can be condensed in
a space so simple. That prayer itself suffi?
ciently illustrates the truth of the Bible, and
stamps upon it the seal of divinity.' "
- - 4?..
Vocattw.?If we consider our various call?
ings in life, we will find that many are ill
chosen, and ill adapted to those who pursue
them. We sec men whose everv look and
movement betokens ignorance endeavoring to
appear learned. We sec men, lacking all the
necessary qualities of the "man of God," as?
suming the solemn visage of the ministers as?
cend the pulpit to convince the doubting, yet
the most credulous hesitate to believe. Pos?
sessing no knowledge but a scanty smattering
of biblical lore, the candidate for theological
distinction seeks the field of his labors, know?
ing little about "the eternal fitness of things,"
save when his well thumbed bible comes to "the
rescue.
The law no less than the gospel is flooded by
those whose natural endowments and educa?
tional acquirements would have better fitted
them for less scholastic pursuits. How often
we see the judicial infant, whose conical pate
is supposed to be crammed with the abundant
lore of Coke and Blackstone, pleading loudly
in bad English and unsound logic before a
dignitary whose magisterial bearing is his
principal and only attribute.
The profession of medicine has become in
our day an absolute nuisance, and there are
few venders of cures for "all the ills that flesh
is heir to," who cannot show a multitude of
documents bearing testimony to the medicinal
properties of some harmless pill, and certified
to by many of the ministerial gentlemen of
the period.
"VV e fear that callings more naturally suited
to corporal and mental capacity are often for?
saken by those who now degrade instead of
elevating the professions. It were nobler in
pracLice and results to seek our field of useful?
ness than to be as rubbish on the higher walks
of life. It is not the magnitude ol gold that
makes it valuable, but its usefulness.' Thus it |
is with vocations, our adaptation to which be?
ing in life our victory or disaster.?Sunday,
Times.
Jerome Napoleon Bonaparte.
The death of the "American Bonaparte"
{took place in Baltimore yesterday morning,
j An incurable disease, cancer in the throat, had
j rendered this event possible at almost any time
i within the past year. The romance that seems
j to belong to the lives of nearly all the mem?
bers of the most famous of modern families,
was not wanting in that of Bonaparte of Balti?
more. When Prince Jerome Bonaparte, the
youngest brother of the Emperor Napo'eon L,
visited this country, in 1803, as an officer of a
French naval vessel, he met at Baltimore a
young lady of great wealth, beauty and ac?
complishments, Miss Elizabeth Patterson,
daughter of William Patterson, Esq., a leading
merchant. Miss Patterson was the reigning
belle of a city always renowned for the per?
sonal loveliness of its women, and it was not
remarkable, therefore, that the susceptible
young Frenchman lost bis heart. The lovers
met for the first time at the races. Wearing
her white wig, in accordance with the fashion
of the time, and seated in her carriage with
other ladies, Miss Patterson was introduced by
Commodore Barney to Jerome, who was at
once struck with admiration of the "Grecian
beauty," as she was called, while a rival belle
who afterwards married one of Jerome's suite,
General Rubell, was known as the "Roman
beauty." The same day General Smith, "the
hero of Mudfort," gave a dinner to the French?
men, at which Miss Patterson appeared, wear?
ing her own hair, and completed her conquest
on the spot. Jerome told her she was so much
more beautiful whcriladorned by her natural
tresses than she could possibly be in any wig,
that she never again donned one of those mon?
strosities. In the course of a few days young
Bonaparte gave a grand ball, and Miss Patter?
son waj. bis partner. In the dance he threw
over her head a gold chain, to which was at?
tached a miniature likeness of himself, set in
diamonds, and the lady bore it off in triumph.
Thus the engagement was made. Miss Patter?
son's father, however, disapproved, and sent
her away to what was termed the wilds of Vir?
ginia. Jerome's love penetrated even to that
secluded spot, and he succeeded in having let?
ters carried to her. When Mr. Patterson dis?
covered this he made no further violent oppo?
sition, but brought his daughter home, and in
a short time the marriage took place, according
to the solemn rites of the Roman Catholic
Church, the legal contract being drawn up by
the Hon. Alexander J. Dallas, and witnessed
by the most prominent citizens of Maryland.
When the young couple were ready to go to
Europe, Mr. Patterson, who was a ship-owner,
fitted out one of his own vessels to convey his
daughter in regal style to that France which she
hoped to conquer by her beauty. She reached
it only to find every port closed against her by
reason of the Emperor's order. A message
from Napoleon that his brother should come at
once to Paris to consult with his Majesty was
conveyed to the ship, and, hoping all tilings,
the bridegroom departed, making sure he could
win his sovereign's consent to his marriage in
a personal interview. He never saw his wife
again. The Emperor forbid his return to her,
and she, after awaiting him in vain, was taken
to London by her brother. She met Jerome
once years afterward - in Florence, in a picture
gallery. They recognized each other instantly;
but the gentleman who had accompanied the
deserted wife led her away at once, and the
next morning Jerome Bonaparte left the city.
Though the marriage was nnll and void in the
French law, for want of the Emperor's appro?
val, the ccc.ccir.stical power always held to its
validity, and when, in 1807, Jerome married
the Princess Frederica Catherine, daughter of
the King of Wurteniburg, the Topi.' sternly re?
fused to recognize the new alliance. In the
contemplation of the Church, at least, Eliza?
beth Patterson ws* the only legitimate wife of
Jerome Bonaparte.
Mrs. Patterson-Bonaparte gave birth to the
son, who lias just died in Baltimore, on the 7th
July, 1805. She was then at Camberwell, Eng?
land. She returned to her father's home in
1811, and Juts since resided in Maryland. At
the age of ninety years she survives both her
husband and son. and is in possession of all
her faculties and many traces of the beauty
that fired the hearts of the gallants at the be?
ginning of the century. The late Mr. Bona?
parte received all the educational advantages
that the large wealth of his mother's family
could procure. He was educated at Harvard
University, and graduated in lWtf.. He studied j
law, but never practiced it. Soon alter leaving
college he married Miss Susan 'Mary Williams,
the daughter of Mr. Benjamin Williams, of
Roxbury, Massachusetts. The lady was pos?
sessed of a large property, which, united with
his own, made Bonaparte in time one of the
richest men in Maryland. On his extensive
estates he passed most of his life. In the
reign of Louis Phillippc he visited Fiance,
and resided for a while in Paris. His extraor?
dinary physical resemblance to the first Napo?
leon gave some uneasiness to the police, and
the King himself was frequently apprehensive
of a popular outburst on account ot his trou- j
blcsome visitor. When Louis Napoleon came
into power, Mr. Bonaparte again went to )
France. He made some efforts to procure the I
legitimatizing of his branch of the family, but j
did not succeed. His cousin, the Emperor, j
received biin cordially, however, at the Tuile
ries, and in an informal way recognized the
relationship.
Mr. Bonaparte was an amiable and polished
J^ntleman, and was possessed of first-rate abil?
ities. Ambition never ruled him, though.
Perhaps he felt tho injustice that had been
done to his mother. At any rate, he seemed to
prefer the quiet life of an American gentleman
of means and culture to the splendors of a
court. By his marriage with Miss Williams he
had two sons?Jerome Napoleon and Charles
Joseph. The latter is still n youth. The for?
mer was educated at West Point, and served a
few years in the United States army. Subse?
quently he went to France, and received a
commission in the army of his kinsman. He
fought in the last Italian war, distinguished
himself for gallantry, and now holds the rank
of lieutenant-coronel. He is on the best of
terms at the Tuileries and the Palais Royal.
A few months ago he revisited his native coun?
try to see his father for the last time. It is
said that the imperious old lady in Baltimore
has predicted that she will live to sec her
grandson Emperor of the French. It is quite
probable that the world will hear more of him
before ho dies? N. Y. World, \%tk inst.
? A Missouri editor calls upon delinqueni
subscribers in this harrowing way:
"Oh I oh ! it's enough to sicken the soul, the
heart, the gizzard of the stoutest and smutty
nhizzed editor's devil. We ueed money to refit.
We are poorer than Job's unfortunate turkey,
whose bones rattled a castanet accompaniment
when he gobbled. If whole grocery stores were
selling for a blue postage stamp apiece, we could
not buy an empty mackerel kit. Friend! good
friend! Sweet, negligent friend; don't'lay
this paper down and think wc mean ?omc other
individual! It's only three dollars, but a thou-1
sand such trifles maJft $3,000; and that's a big
thing for a newspaper, enough to put us firmly
on our pegs again. Pay up! pay up!"'
Eow Jeff. Davis came to be Elected Presl
dcrt of tbe Confederate States.
From advance sheets of Mr. Stephens' "War
; between ihe States," we make the following
j interesting historical extract:
Major Heister?Pray tell us, Mr. Stephens,
if you have no objection, how this came about
?how Mr. Davis came President and you Vice
President, under these circumstances?
Mr. Stephens?I have no objection to giving
you my opinion on the subject, as to how Mr.
Davis came to be chosen under the circum?
stances. It is, however, only an opinion. I
was somewhat surprized myself at both results"
as they occurred, but as I took only a very
small part in the elections any way I cannot
speak of my own knowledge as to but few facts
connected with either. The conclusion I came
to from all the facts I learned from others be?
fore and afterwards, was that the selection of
Mr. Davis grew out of a misapprehension on
the part of the delegates of one or perhaps two
or three of the States in their consultations of
the night before as to the man that the Georgia
delegation had determined to present. A ma?
jority of the States, as I understood, and after?
wards learned, were looking to Georgia for the
President.
Major Heister?Who was the man Georgia
had determined to preseut?
Mr. Stephens?Georgia at that time had not
acted in the matter. Her delegation did not
hold their consultation until next morning.?
Mr. Toombs was the man whom they then
unanimously agreed to present; at least there
was perfect unanimity on tbe subject with all
the delegates in attendance. Two, Mr. Hill and
Mr. Wright, were absent. I now speak of my
own knowledge. I was at this meeting of the
Georgia delegation, and therein was acted the
only part I took in the matter. That was by
making the motion for Mr. Toomb's nomination
to the convention, supposing that it would be
unanimously acceptable to that body;, but in
this meeting, it was stated after my motion was
made, that two or three States in their consul?
tations, which had been held the night before,
had determined to present the name of Mr.
Davis. The fact only, without any reason for
it was stated. It was stated also, only as some?
thing which had been heard, but not positively
known. On this announcement, a committee
of our delegation of which Mr. Crawford was
chairman, or perhaps he alone, (I am not cer?
tain whether any or now many more were uni?
ted with him,) was appointed, to ascertain if
what had been heard in relation to the actions
of the other States referred to, was true; and
if it was, it was understood, at the instance of
Mr. Toombs, that his name was not to be pre?
sented by Georgia, and that our delegation
would vote for Mr. Davis, and no contest on the
subject.
In this meeting of our delegation after the
announcement alluded to had been made, and
the course in reference to it had been resolved
upon. Mr. Kenan moved, that in case what had
been staled as rumor should be found true, and
the name of Mr. Toombs should not be pre?
sented for the first office, then mine should be
for the second.?This motion was cordially
seconded by Mr. Nisbet, and was unanimously
agreed to, after a distinct understanding ar?
rived at, by what I said in reference to it,
which was, that in no event was my name to
be presented, unless it was first ascertained pos?
itively that Mr. Davis' name was to go before
the Convention, and not that of Mr. Toombs,
and further that my name would be unanimous?
ly acceptable to the States and their respective
delegations. These points the committee of
our delegation was instructed speedily to in?
quire into and report.
A Black Demosthenes.?The following is
an jextntcl from ihe s]?eeeh of Henry Boyd, a
col .red man, delivered at Carrolton, "Miss. He
has been called "Black Demosthenes," and is
evidently a negro, of g?cd hard sense :
And now the carpet-baggers come here and
tell us they are our friends and the Southern
people our enemies. They tell us that they set
us tree. Oh, yes: they've done it all, no doabt.
They set us free about like they set the mules
free; Ben Butler set the spoons free. [Im?
mense laughter and applause] They d^n: it
all to help the Yankee and to injure the South?
ern man. They can't fool this nigger. I know
who brought the nigger to this country in the
first place. The Northern man brought us |
hero, and when they began to lose money on
the nigger they put the nigcrer in their pocket
?sold him down South, and then to keep the
South in the Union, to make her pay faxes,
they turn around and get the nigger nnd the
mules and spoons free; and they would not
have sei anything free (excepting the spoons),
if they cotud have got the South back into the
Union without it.
They promise him the "forty acre? and !hc i
mule.'' I know five niggers that starved plum
to death waiting for that mule and forty acres.
I Laughter. I I'd like to know where the carpet?
bagger got his forty acres! You all know the
devil took the Lord up into a high mountain
and promised if he would fall down and serve
him he'd give him the whole world, and the old
scoundrel knew all the time he did'nt own a
foot of laud on the continent. [Great laugh
The carpet-bnggjrs ask me to cast my vote
to keep the white folks down. Now all I ever
wanted was to get on a level with the white
man. I never wanted to get above him. They
say that a nigger is better than a white man in
Cincinnati. Well, that may be true?in Cin?
cinnati, but it ain't true down here. It is my
interest to stand by the Southern man, and it's
my wish to. Whatever law is made to affect
the white man's plantation also aiTects my little
cotton patch in the same way. The three cent
tax on cotton hurts me worse than it does the
white man. But it puts money in the Yan?
kee's pocket.
They want to disfranchise the white man,
and make the nigger put them irrto office, that
they may have taxes and things their own way.
They never would have passed a law allowing
niggers to vote if they hadn't thought the nig?
gers would vote the Republican ticket. Never!
never! never! Who believes otherwise? Not
this nigger, certain. The Yankee brought the
nigger here from Africa for selfish purposes,
set him free for selfish purposes ; and now they
want to vote him for selfish purposes.
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A Fish Story.?We met a boy on the street
yesterday, and without the ceremony of asking
our name, he exclaimed:
"You just OTter been down to the river a
while ago!"
"Why?" we inquired.
"Because, a nigger was in there swimming
and a big cat-fish came up behind him and
swallowed both his feet and went swimming
along on the top of the water with him, and
they came up behind another big fish, and the
nigger swallowed his tail, and the two fish and
the nigger went swimming about."
"Well, then what ?" we asked. i
''Why, after a while the nigger swallowrd his
fish, and the other fish swallowed the nigger, j
and that's the last T saw of either of them."
"Sonny," said we, with feelings r-.f alarm for
the boy, "you are in a lair way to bucoiuu
the editor of a Radical paper," and we leftbim. j
?Knoxvillo Press and Herald,
Political Notes?
The City Council of Petersburg, Va., can
shew six negroes.
Women dot? enjoy their own separate prison
in Massachusetts.
Tennessee has loaned her credit to railroad*
until she h bankrupt.
Only three Illinois papers oppose the ?dop?
tion of the new constitution.
The people of Nevada are soon to vote on the
woman suffrage question.
The statement is confirmed that Andrew
Johnson will appear as a candidate for Con?
gress.
A report says that Senator Morton is build?
ing an entire new platform for the Radical
party.
Geary is said to be thinking about running
for the Presidency as a iaboring man's candi?
date.
The Wilmington, N. C.,' Pott, Radical, re?
ports its party in that State to be "on the brink
of ruin."
Ben Wade says be is tired of public life, and
wants his pipe, cider and easy-chair by the fire?
side.
Mr. Howes, of Rutland County, is the solita?
ry Vermonter who wants the women of that
State to vote.
When Forney advocates any political meas?
ure everybody falls to wondering how much
printing is connected with it.
"The White Element in Our Midst" wad the
subject of a colored gentleman's discourse at
Indianapolis the other day;
The Texas Legislature "has before it a bill to
provide pensions for the survivora of the old
Texas revolutionary army.
According to Dawes it has, in the last two
years, cost the people S2C0,000 to turn regularly
elected Democrats out of Congress.
Governor Alcorn, of Mississippi, appointed
W. G. Henderson to a judgeship on the recom?
mendation of a former slave of the aspirant.
The time fixed for the adjournment of Con?
gress is July 15, but it is expected that the
Senate will endeavor to extend the time fifteen"
days.
The Cincinnati Chronicle predicts that the
Ohio Democracy will name Senator Thurman
as their preference for the Presidential race in
1872.
Twenty-three of the twenty-four Represent?
atives in Congress from Pennsylvania are can
dinates for re-election this fall. Mr. Covodo
is the odd man.
In Italy, when a young man joins the brigands,
his friends say he has gone into politics. Here
they speak right out in such cases, and say he
has joined the Radicals.
A run of the newspaper exchanges shows
these names as prominent Democratic Presi
deutial candidates: Chase, English, Groesbeck,
Hancock, Hendricks and Hoffmau.
Hon. E. C. Marshall, of Woodford, Ky., has
announced that he shall run for Congress in
the Seventh District of that S:ate, in opposi*
tion to any and all nomineei of conventions.
Every Radical member of the Tennessee
House of Representatives, with one exception,
voted against a measure for inducing intelligent
and well-to-do Northern men to come to the
State.
The Democratic Territorial Convention of
Idaho was in session seven days, and took
eighty-nine ballots to decide who should be
their next delegate to Congress. Col. Samuel
A. Merritt was finally selected.
A call has been published in Pennsylvania
for an informal convention of active Radicals
for all the minority counties in the State, to
meet in Philadelphia*, on the Fourth of July for
consultation and co-operation.
The Ohio Sialttman says that in the Tenth
District of that State the Kev. A. L. M'Kinney
is after Lawrence's seat in the House* and is
itinerating through the district preaching on
Sundays and electioneering on week days.
Tin' Cincinnati Enquirer eays: Grant owns
?100,000 worth of United States bonds. A for?
eign war, even with Spain, would greatly de?
preciate their market value. Ia all public ope?
rations he look; at pecuniary prof-t to himself
and friend.-.
Saylcs J. Bcwen, ex-mayor of Washington,
is now out of office lor the first time in twenty
live years. He begin as a department clerk,
and has held many lucrative positions, including
postmaster of Washington and financial elerk
in the Senate.
The papers in the inferior of Pennsylvania
arc engaged in discussing the tariff as an issue
in the next can?paign. The Democratic mem?
bers of Congress who voted with the free
traders during the present session have but lit?
tle chance for renomination.
A Providence paper says: "Wc understand
that Gco-ge Francis Train intends to try a
season at his \\ he's cottage near the 'sweating
rock.' May Heaven avert the calamity that
would overtake the Newporters should the
rock and the irrepressible take to spouting sim?
ultaneously."
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A Broken-Down and Neglected Feder?
al General.?TLe New York correspondent
of the Cincinnati Commercial thus portrays the
neglect and ingratitude of the Northern people
towards one oi their prominent Generals:
The cable- despatch from France, about the*
dangerous illness of General Robert. Anderson,
of Fort Sumter fame, is almost tragical, in view
of his physician's direction for a cuange of cli?
mate as as the means of saving his lite. Gen?
eral Andcraon was broken in health, if not in
heart when he was compelled to leave New
York a year ago. He was unable to pj y his
very moderate expenses here out of the pe.ty
income allowed him by Congress, af.ir h s re?
tirement from the army; and he went abroad
for the purpose of liviug as economically as
possible, in some small town of Germany or
France. He lost his property during the war,
and though he tried hard to get seme remuner?
ation for it from Congress he failed. He was
greatly discouraged by this, and also at the way
in which his pairio;ic" services at the opening
of the war were slighted. Before leaving here,
he offered his private library for sale, as a
means of meeting the expenses of bis family ou
their passage to Europe. There were in this.
library many valuable books of a military and
scientific kind, for which he hoped to obtain
good prices. But though his friends of the
press called attention to ihe sale, he realized
very little from it, lew of the books bringing
one-quarter their cost or value. He left here
a poor man, shattered in constitution, and with
an income so small that he had very hard work
to cover the necessarry expenses of his family.
He has been living for some time past in a hum?
ble way, at the French town of Tours, from
which we now receive the reports of his dan?
gerous illness. It seems strange that some of
the rich men of New York, who have lately
raised large sums of money to keep the fami?
lies of Stanton and Rawlias, after Sianton ar.J
Rawlins were dead, have not made up apatrA
tic fund in the name of Robert Anderson, wh j
he is yet alive. There has been no secret about
Ids poverty or about the insufficiency of his in?
come, and the reasons for his going abroad have
boon repeatedly published in the newspapers^
? Four ' govern t-e woiid?w.^ car?
tridge box, the oaiiot box, thejuiy boxaadthj*
band box.