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HOXESTT THE BEST POLICY.
It was 6 o'clock in the afternoon. At this
time the great wholesale warehouse of Messrs.
Hubbard & Son was wont to close, unless the
pressure of business compelled the partners to
keep open until later. The duty of closing
usually devolved upon Edward Jodcs, a boy of
fourteen, .who had lately been engaged \o per?
form a few light duties, for which lie received
she sum of fifty dollars annually. He was the
"boy," but if he behaved himself so as to win
the approbation of his employers, his chance
of promotion was good.
Yet there were some things that rendered
this small salary a hard trial to him?circum?
stances with which his employers were not ac?
quainted. His mother was "a widow. The
sudden death of Mr. Jones had thrown the en?
tire family upon their own resources, aud they
were indeed but slender.
There was an older sister who assisted her
mother to sew, and this, with Edward's salary,
constituted the entire income of the family.
Yet, by means of untiring industry, they had
contrived thus far to live, using economy, of
course. Yet they had wanted none of the ab?
solute necessities of life.
But Marv Jones, Edward's sister, grew sick.
She bad taken a severe cold, Avhieh had termi?
nated in a fever. This not only cut off the in?
come arising from her own labor, but also pre?
vented her mother from accomplishing as much
as she would otherwise have been able to do.
On the morning of the day on which our
story commences, Mary had expressed a long?
ing for an orange. In her fever it would have
been grateful to her. It is hard indeed when
we are obliged to deny those we love what
would be a refreshment and a benefit to them.
Mrs. Jones felt this, and so did Edward.
"I only wish that I could buy you one, Ma?
ry," said Edward, just as he set out for the
store.' "Next year I shall receive a larger sal?
ary, and then we won't have to pinch so much."
"Never mind, Edward," said Mary, smiling
faintly ; "I ought not to have asked you for it,
knowing how hard you and mother find it to
get along without me."
"Don't trouble yourself about that, Mary,"
said Mrs. Jones, soothingly, though her heart
sank within-her at the thought of her empty
larder. "Only get well, aud we shall get along
well enough afterward."
It was with the memory of this scone that
Edward went to the store in the morning. All
around were boxes of rich goods, representing
thousands of dollars in money.
"Oh," thought he, "if I only had the value
of one of these boxes, how Hatch good it would
do poor Man\" Ami Edward sighed.
The long day wore away at last, and Edward
was about to close the warehouse. But as he
passed the desk of his employer his attention
was drawn to a bit of paper lying on the floor
beneath.
He picked it up, and to his great joy found
it to be a ten dollar hill.
The first thought that flashed upon him was,
"How much good this will do Mary ; lean buy
her that orange she wants, and she will have
some every day; and perhaps she would like a
chicken."
But a moment later his countenance fell.
"It isn't mine," he sighed "It must be Mr.
Hubbard's. This is his desk, and he must
have dropped it. Still," urged the tempter,
"he will never know it. And, after all, what
are ten dollars to him ? He is worth a hundred
thousand."
Still, Edward was not satisfied. It belonged
to Mr. Hubbard?it was. rightfully his, and
must be given back to him.
"I'll go to his house and give it to him this
very night," said Edward. ""Otherwise I will
be tempted to keep it."
He determined to go to Mr. Hubbard's bo
fore he went home. The sight of his sister
would, perhaps, weaken his resolution, and
this must never be. He must preserve his in?
tegrity at all hazards.
He knew where Mr. Hubbard lived. It was
a fine looking house, on a fashionable street.
He had passed it several times, and wondered
whether a man uiust not feel happy who is able
to live in such style. Without unnecessary de?
lay, therefore, he went to the house, and ab?
sconding the steps, rang the bell. A man ser?
vant came to the door.
"Well""' he said.
^ Mr. Hubbard at home?"
"Yes, but he has just come in, and I don't
think he can see you," was the supercilious rc
piy. .
"I am in his employ," said Edward,.quietly,
"and I have come from the store. I think he
will see me if you mention this to him."
"Very well, you can come in."
Edward was left standing in the hall while
Mr. Hubbard was sought by the servant.
''Well?" he said, inquiringly, "hasanything
happened
".No, sir,'* said Edward, "but I picked up
this bill near your desk, and I supposed you
must have dropped it. I thought I had better
bring it here directly."
"\ou have done well," said Mr. Hubbard,
"and I will remember it. Honesty is a very
valuable quality in a boy just commencing a
business-career. Hereafter I shall have per?
fect confidence in your honesty."
Edward was gratified by this assurance, yet,
as the door closed behind him, and In- walked
out into the street, the thought of his sister
sick at home again turned upon him, and he
thought regretfully how much good could have
been done with ten dollars. Not that he re?
gretted that he had been honest. There was
satisfaction in doing right, but I think my
reader will understand his feelings without ex?
planation*.
Mrs. Jones brought some toast to her daugh?
ter's bedside, but Mary motioned it away. "I
thank you for taking the trouble to make it,
mother," she said, ''but I don't think 1 could
possibly eat it."
"Is there a&y. thing you could relish, Mary?"
"No,'' she said, hesitatingly, "nothing that
we can get."
Mrs. Jones sighed?a sigh which Edward
echoed.
It was with a heavy heart that Edward start?
ed to the warehouse the next morning. He
had never felt the cravings for wealth that now
took possession of him.
He set about his duties as usual. About two
hours after he had arrived at the warehouse,
Mr. Hubbard entered. He did not at first ap?
pear to notice Edward, but in about half an
hour summoned him to the office, which was
partitioned off from the remainder of the spa?
cious rooms in which poods were stored.
He smiled pleasantly as Edward entered his
presence.
"Tell me frankly, did you not feel an im?
pulse to keep the" bill which vou found last
night?" 1
"I hope vou won't be offended with me, Mr.
Hubbard," said Edward, "if I say I did."
"Tell me all about it," said Mr. Hubbard,
with interest. "What was it that withheld
you ? I should never have known it."
"I knew that," said Edward.
"Then what withheld you from taking it V*
"First, I will tell you what tempted me,"
said Edward. "My mother and sister are ob?
liged to depend upon sewing for a living, and
we live but poorly at best'. But a fortnight
since Mary became sick, and since :hen we
have had a hard time. Mary's appetite is poor,
and she does not relish food, but we are able
to get her nothing better. When I picked up
that bill I could not help thinking how much
I could buy with it for her."
"And yet you did not take it ?"
"No, sir, it would have been wrong, and I
could not have looked you in the face after it."
Edward spoke in tones of modest confidence.
Mr. Hubbard went to his desk and wrote a
check.
'?How much do I pay you now ?" he asked.
".Fifty dollars a year," said Edward.
"Henceforth your duties will be increased,
and I will pay you two hundred. Will that
please you'?"
"Two hundred dollars a jvar!" exclaimed
Edward, bis eyes sparkling with delight.
"Yes. at the end of the year that will be in?
creased, as I have no doubt you will continue
to merit my confidence."
"Oh, sir,"how can I thank you?" said Ed?
ward, full of gratitude.
"By preserving your integrity. As I pre?
sume you are in present need of money, I will
pay you one quarter in advance. Here is a
check for fifty dollars, which you can get cash?
ed at the bank. And, by the way, you can
have the rest of the day to yourself."
Edward flew to the bank, and with his sud?
den riches hastened to the market, where he
purchased a supply of provisions such as he
knew would be welcome at home, and then
made haste to announce his good fortune.
A weight seemed to fall off the hearts of the
mother and daughter as they heard his hurried
story, and Mrs. Jones thanked God for bestow?
ing "upon her son those good principles which
had brought this great relief.
And Mr. Hubbard slept none the worse that
night, that at a slight pecuniary sacrifice he
had done a kind action, confirmed a boy in his
integrity, and gladdened a struggling family.
Edward advanced step by stcp^ and to-day
he is at the head of one among the largest
houses in America, and still maintains his rep?
utation for honesty and fair dealing.
Confederate Archives.?Wm. L. Stone
recently delivered an oration before the Mcta
Delta Chi fraternity in New York, says the
Pittsburg Commercial, in the course of winch he
gave some information concerning the disposi?
tion made of the Confederate Archives at the
close of the late war. These are his words :
"On the morning of Mr. Davis' capture,"
says Mr. Stone, "David Tilghtnan waited upon
him at his bedside, and said: 'Mr. Davis, by
this map you may sec that the enemy arc here,
such and such is the situation of the roads. If
you come with mc you will be able to leave the
country in safety. If you do not, you will be
captured in five hours.' To Mr. Davis reply?
ing, curtly, that he 'knew his own business
best,' Tilghain continued, 'Very well,sir, I have
been entrusted with the treasure and archives,
and propose to secure them, even at the peril of
the loss of your favor and of my life. I shall
start at once by the route I have marked out.'
"The result is well known. In less than five
hours Mr. Davis was a prisoner, but the
archives were safe When, a few weeks after,
in the recesses of the forest Tilghman learned
that all was lost, he alone, and with his own
hands buried the treasure and archives, and,
unless during the four days that elapsed be?
tween parting with mc and his untoward death,
he revealed the spot, the secret a- to the where?
abouts of the archives is forever buried, and as
loug as they shall be kept from the ken of man.
so long shall the story he a monument to our
brother's unswerving fidelity. This is the true
history of the archives of the Southern Con?
federacy, although rumors are from time to
time set afloat of their being now in the vaults
of this bank, and now of that.''
A flout) Hit.?We heard the other day, a
good thing, which we feel bound to publish to
the world :
"Two young ladies, not a thousand miles
from this place, of the sort that used to be
called "cod-fish aristocracy," having lived in
the country, perhaps all their live;, moved to
town, and lacking the weight in the upper
story, usually called brain, were in the habit of
making fun at common things, and especially
common or poor people. One evening in ta?
king their usual stroll, they happened to pass
by where a lady was engaged in untangling a
rope from around her dog's neck, and in doing
so she had to put her arm around the dog.
When they discovered her, one of them re?
marked, in the lady's hearing, "what queer
tilings poor people are?see that woman hug?
ging that dog!" The lady hearing the remark
and knowing that if she turned the dog loose
he would fly at the girls, therefore, in order to
learn them a lesson and also to give them a
little fright, she let the dog go and he bounded
away to the fence, yelping with all his might,
with eyes blared and mouth wide open, which
frightened the girls almost out of their wits,
when one of them asked in trembling tones,
"Good woman, will your dog bite?" Tim lady
coolly replied, "I have never known him to
bite poor folks!"?Charlotte Observer.
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Benevolent Order of Rni> Men.?A
friend of ours, says an exchange, who took a
trip to California, said that he was not afraid
of the Indians, because he belonged to the Be?
nevolent Order of lied Men, and knew all the
passwords and winks, and the figurative lan?
guage and things, and no savage was going to
touch him, initialed and fixed up in regalia as
he was. He hadn't gone more than a hundred
miles from ? Omaha before a band of Indians
came at him and scooped him up. lie look (he
chief aside and whispered the password in his
ear and gave him the grip twenty-six times on
both hands, and made some observations about
"fifty moons," and "happy hunting grounds."
The chief replied in a fraternal manner by
tomahawking him and jobbing Iiis butcher knife
into his vitals. Our friend remarked that these
ceremonies were not observed in his lodge; but
the chief wanted to show him all the peculiari?
ties of the Western system, so he scalped him
and chopped oil' his nose, and was about to
build a bonfire on his stomach, when some sol?
diers arrived and rescued him. Hi- is now the
bald-hcadcdcst Ucd Man this side of the Pacific
ocean, and you never saw a person so disgusted
with secret societies and Indian poetry. He is
going to sue his lodge for passing a counterfeit
grip on him, and for damage done by loss of his
hair.
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RxriDiTY fir Jafe.?Human life is like a
path, the end of which is a frightful precipice.
We are told so at the beginning. We try to
check our onward step ; but no, it is decreed
that we must march, march. An invincible
]tower drags us on, on unceasingly, on to the
fearful gulf. A thousand troubles, crosses, vex- )
ations, beset our path ; but what are they, if
only wc could avoid the frightful end? No,
no; march, march, hasten on. From time to
time, objects pleasant to the traveler, running
waters and flowers which quickly pass, tempt
to amusement. We rejoice because our hau ls
pntsp a few flowers and fruits; flowers which
fade ere the close of the day, and fruits which
are lost in the tasting. What delusion ! en?
chanted, dragged on nearer, nearer the gulf.?
Already the joys, of life lose their brightness;
the gardens tor us bloom less sweetly; the gay
flowers become dim ; the plains lose their smiles,
and the waters their transparency. Death
throws its shadow on all things. We feel that
we are nearer the brink ; one step more ; hor?
ror seizes our souses; all is confusion ; and?
we arc dead.?Translated fram Bossuet. \
Narrow Escape from Death.
We shudder as wc make the following state?
ment, received from the lips of the young gen
; tleman himself, and which we are enabled to
! vouch for in even- minute particular. It is an
: escape from almost certain and horrid death,
and constitutes one of the few exceptions to
the deadly bite of the rattlesnake, which has
generally been regarded by the medical frater?
nity as necessarily fatal. The following are the
facts of the case :
On Wednesday morning at eight o,clock a
young man named John Hill, about eighteen
years of age, went to the mill of Mr. King sit?
uated on the Canal, on business ; while waiting
to see Major King, he crossed the Canal, and
went into the low bushes on the opposite side ;
when near the foot of an old cypress tree, bis
attention was directed to a noise, which he took
to be the cracking of dried twigs beneath him;
a repetition of the noise directed his gaze im?
mediately in front and to the right of him,
when to his horror he saw an immense snake
coiled and in the attitude of striking, within
two feet of his person ; a nervous tenor seized
him, and collecting his scattered thoughts, he
attempted to escape from his perilous position,
and while in the act of getting up was struck
by the venomous reptile in the ripht arm, about
two inches from the wrist. With spasmodic
effort, he threw the snake from him, which fell
about the same distance as it had originally
made the attack, and while in the act of again
coiling for a second blow, Mr. Hill had the
presence of mind to take up a knot lying at his
feet, and by a fortunate blow struck the reptile
in the head, killing him. It was a rattlesnake
with twenty-two rattles and a button, and con?
sequently "twenty-two years old! The virus
rapidly spread up the arm and insensibility
soon intervened, fortunately not before the
young man bad made his way out of the bushes
to the high ground beyond, where some negroes
were at work connected with the mill. They
took him there immediately, and Mr. King
being present, sent off immediately for whiskey
and tobacco, freely administering large doses.
Pre. Reed, Martin and Walsh were summoned,
and the opinion was expressed that amputation
would be necessary as the only resort to save
life. Chloroform, spirits and tobacco were
freely used in large quantities, which fortunate?
ly proved an effectual remedy. Yesterday we
saw Mr. Hill, who detailed the above. He is
still, by the advice of his physicians, drinking
large quantities of spirits, aud walking about.
The swelling of the arm and the other well
defined symptoms attending the bite of the ven?
omous reptile have subsided, and the only indi?
cation to be seen is the weli-dcfined marks of the
lang of the snake on the arm as above stated,
with considerable nervous excitement. The
snake was carried home by the brother of the
young man. and is preserved, indicating the
age above mentioned.?Savannah Xctcs.
Foolishness of Intemperance.
The habit of drinking is, to our mind, the
most inexcusable piece of destructive nonsense
in the world. And no where is it more preva?
lent than in cities. The money poured down
tho throats of men each year is greater, than is
expended for improvements. Whiskey shops,
saloons, and all sorts of irrational devices and
places to fool away money, arc found by the
hundreds and thousands in cities. If a man is
tired, he drinks ; if at work he drinks. If doing
nothing he must have a nip every hour. If too
warm he must have julip; too cold a hot whiskey.
If he is by himself, out comes a flask or a bot?
tle ; if in company, he stands treat till Iiis mon?
ey is all gone ; then, like a "dead beat," he sits
around till some one asks him up.
A man of moderate salary steps into a saloon,
invites half a dozen friends to drink, pays half
a dollar or more, and walks out. Three or four
times a day he repeats this, and always drinks
when asked. It is social. Men mean nothing
by it. But during the week half a man's salary
is ]toured down his throat, destroying his
stomach and weakening his nerves, over-exci?
ting his brain, and robbing himself and family
of money needed lor other purposes. But it is
.social.
Drink in the morning, at noon, at night,
then a few between drinks. The brain whirls
?the hand grows unsteady?the pocket grows
empty?the home ones sutler?the eyes look red
and tremulous, as if ashamed?ambition is
drowned in poison. Prettv soon, poor fellows,
he is unfit for business?he makes mistakes.
He is sick, unable to work. He is not lobe re?
lied on. He leaves his place and in lime finds
a poorer one. Then he l'cels blue?drinks still
more, his family Millers, he leaves his place
again, and at last dies a wreck. Bui it is social.
We believe a man has no right to kill him?
self suddenly or by slow poison. It may be
none of our business in the abstract, yet wc arc
sorry to sec men fooling themselves away, dying
like weeds in a gutter when they might be men,
upright, healthy, loved and useful, of benefit to
themselves and others. And this is why we
write against intemperance. Health is too
precious l<? be wasted. Manhood is too noble
to be thrown into the gutter. Bile is too sweet
to he drugged with poisons now compounded
and sold as liquors. To drink poison may be
social, but it costs too much for us or any man
who loves himself or others. Who of our
reader* dare think of* this matter and act as
their belter judgment shall dictate.
.Steam Triumphs Ovek Mitscle.?T\j?
young men from the. country called in at a De?
troit foundry, a lew days ago, to get a piece of
casting for some farm machinery. The em?
ployees were absent at their dinners, with the
exception of the engineer, who was oiling up
the engine for the afternoon's work. It was
running at low speed, and pumping water into
the boiler. The country cousins looked with
interest at its motions and the slow revolution
of the large fly-wheel, and fell into a discussion
as to the relative power of steam and human
muscle. One of them finally offered to bet a
dollar that he could "grab" the huge wheel and
hold it. He stepped up to the engineer and
asked permission to try it, which was readily
granted, and, taking oil his coat and rolling Up
his sleeve.-, braced himself for the effort. Watch?
ing carefully until the right spoke came around,
with a yell, to encourage himself, he clutehed
it. He didn't exactly stop the wheel, in fact,
he went over it without stopping, and was dis?
charged in a parabolic orbit through space,
coming down in a sand heap in the further part
of the foundry. He was picked up a thorough?
ly disgusted man, and so lame that he was
obliged to climb into his wagon at the back end,
quite satisfied, however, that steam was too
much for him.
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A Pithy Sekmon to Youxg Mex.-?You
are the architects of your own fortunes. Rely
upon your strength of body and soul, 'fake
lor your motto, self-reliance, honesty anil in?
dustry; lor your star, faith, perseverance and
pluck, and inscribe on your banner : "lie just '
and fear not." Don't take too much advice;
keep at the helm, and steer your own ship.?
.Strikeout. Think vvcllof yourself.. Fi re above
the mark you intend to hit. Assume your po?
sition. Don't practice excessive humility ; you
can't get above your level,, as water don't run
up hill?haul potatoes in a cart over a rough
road, and the small potatoes will go to the bot?
tom. Energy, invincible determination with a
right motive, are the levers that rule the world.
The great art of commanding is, take a fair
share of the work. Civility costs nothing and
buys everything. Don't drink ; don't gamble ;
don't smoke ; don't swear; don't steal; don't
-deceive ; don't tattle. Be polite ; be generous;
be kind. Study hard. Play hard. Be in ear?
nest. Be self-reliant. Bead good hooks. Love
your fellow man as your God ; love your coun?
try and obey the laws ; love truth' ; love virtue, j
Always do what your conscience tells you to be j
a duly, aud leave the consequences with God.
? A Kentuckian riding to his wife's fune- j
ral, saw a scrub race on' the road, which so i
excited his ruling passion that he yelled out,
"Two to one on the roan ! Who takes me'?" '
In School Days.
Still sits the school-house by the road,
A ragged beggar sunning;
Around it still the sumacs grow
And blackberry vines are running.
Within, the master's desk is seen,
Poep-scarrcd by raps official;
The warping floor, the battered 6eate,
The jack-knife'6 carved initial;
The charcoal frescoes on its wall;
Its door's worn sill betraying
The feet that, creeping slow to school,
Went storming out to playing !
Long year? ago, a winter sun
Shone over it at setting ;
Lit up its Western window panes,
And low eaves' icy fretting.
It touched the tangled golden curls,
And brown eyes full of grieving,
Of one who still her steps delayed,
When all the school were leaving.
For near licr stood the little boy,
Her childish favor singled ;
His cap pulled low upon a face,
Wlmre pride and shame were miugled.
He sav her lift her eyes; he felt
Tho : oft hand's light caressing,
And heard the tremble of her voice,
As If a fault confessing.
"I'm sorry that I spelt the word;
I hate to go above you,
Because"?the brown eyes lower fell?
"Because, you see, 1 love you!"
Still memory to a gray-haired man
That sweet child-face is showing,
Dear girl! the grasses on her grave
Have forty years been growing!
He lives to learn, in life's hard school,
How few who pass above him
.Lament their triumphs and his loss,
Like her?because they love him.
Flour.
A NEW INVENTION IN ITS MANUFACTURE.
A mode of preparing wheat or other grain
for grinding into flour has been invented in
Basle, Switzerland, the object of which is to re?
tain in the white or fine flour, made from the
central body of the kernel, the nutritive prop?
erties which have heretofore been lost by the
separation of the bran, and could only be ob?
tained in the Graham bread and bran, or black
breads of various kinds. The grain of wheat
divides, under the microscope, into three chief
layers?1, the epidermis, or hull, or bran prop?
er, which consists of ligneous or woody fiber,
and is entirely without nutriment; 2, the gluten
coating which lies between the hull and the
starch, and is the most nutritious part of the
grain, containing fourteen times as much phos?
phorus as the remainder of the grain, and being
rich in nitrogen. This portion, which is far
superior in nutritive qualities to the superfine
flour, is detached with the bran by the ordinary
process, and so lost to the consumers of fine
white flour. The bran alone is as free from nu?
trition as so much basswood, and being rich in
silica, is the chief cause of the attrition and
blunting of millstones. Inside of the bran is
the deposit of starch which forms the ordinary
fine wheat flour.
The process invented by Herr E. "Weiss, of
Switzerland, for removing the bran only, with?
out the gluten-coating, has been received with
favor by scientific journals and practical men of
Europe, and is well worthy a trial here, if, as
we assume, it has not already been tried.
It consists simply in moistening the wheat
before grinding, in a solution of caustic soda in
water, 140 pounds of the liquid, or seven per
cent., being required for 2,<)0U pounds of grain.
The solution is prepared by dissolving 63 pounds
of caustic soda in 133 pounds of water. The
steeping may be from fifteen to twenty minutes,
and may be done in vats similar to those used
by brewers. The caustic solution swells, and
loosens the hull proper, so that it may be re?
moved by the slightest friction, leaving the
gluten with the body of the grain. The flour
thus prepared is as white as the present super?
fine, contains all the highly nutritive proper?
ties of the Graham and bran breads, without
their heaviness and sourness, and there is a
perceptibly less waste in grinding. The success
of the experiment can be easily tested and com?
pared with (he present mode of removing the
bran and gluten together, by the aid of a mi?
croscope and a solution of iodine. The iodine,
having the property to turn all nitrogenous
substances yellow, if applied to a cross section
of wheat, separated from its bran in this man?
ner, will show the gluten coating as .1 bright
yellow, clearly defined from the starch granules,
which turn, under the iodine, to a deep violet.
The ordinary flour, on the other hand, will
show the violet only, while the bright yellow
remains with the bran.? C'/tirm/o Tribune.
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? The sweetest of strains?trying to lift a
pretty girl on a horse.
? A coquette is described as "a rose from
which every lover plucks a leaf." The lovers
do leave her?that's a fact.
? "My dear doctor,"' said' a lady, "I suffer a
great deal with my eyes." "Be patient, mad?
am," he replied, "you would probably suffer a
great deal more without them."
? "A man who'd maliciously set fire to a
barn," said good old Ehler Podson, "and burn
up a stable full of horses and cows, ought to
be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'd like to
be the one to do it."
? A .schoolmaster tells the following good
one: "I was teaching in a quiet country village.
The second morning of my session I had time
to survey my surroundings, aud among the
scanty furniture I espied a three-legged stool.
'Is Ibis the dunce-block?' I asked a little girl
of five. The dark eyes sparkled, the curls
nodded assent, and the lips rippled out?T
guess so ; the teacher always sits on it.' "
? Now, they've been and arrested a young
fellow in Pennsylvania, just for pounding his
step-father with a stick of cordwood. Can't a
felllow have any fun down there?
? Some ill-bred fellow has found out that
husbands are like dough, because wives knead
them. It has never occurred to us before, but
may not this explain why there are so many
crusty fellows.
? Cecil, when he had adopted infidel senti?
ments in his youth, and thought himself proud
of his arguments, said, long afterward, "There
was one argument I could never get over?the
influence and life of a holy mother."
? A man having married a woman in Tazc
wclt county, III., who had already had four
husbands, was asked why he became the fifth,
lie said : "I am of an adventurous disposition,
and having heard that her first husband ran
away, the second hung himself, the third shot
himself, and the fourth drowned himself, I
wanted to try my luck and see what would be?
come of me; and I am afraid," he added, with
a sigh, "that I shan't have the pluck to do what
any of my predecessors did."
? A Texas paper tells of a young couple
who eloped on horseback, accompanied by a
clergyman who wns to marry them. The lady's
lather gave chase, and was overtaking the par?
ty, when the maiden called out to the clerical
friend, "Can't you marry us as wc run ?" The
idea took, and he commenced the ritual, and
just a.s the bride's hither clutched her bridle
rein the clergyman pronounced the lovers man
and wife. The father was so pleased with the
dashing action, that, as the story goes, he gave
them his blessing.
? Josh Billings thus speaks of a new agri- j
cultural' implement, to which the attention of
farmers is invited:?John Rogers' revolving,
expanding, unceremonious, self-adjusting, self
contrakting, self-sharpening, self-greasing and
self-righteous boss rake iz now and forever of?
fered lew a generous publik. Theze rakes arc
a/, eazy to keep in repair az a hitching post, and :
will rake up a paper of pins sowed hroadkast
in a ten aker lot of wheat stubble. Theze
rakes kau be used in the winter for a hen roost
or be sawed up in stove wood for the kitchen
fire. No farmer ov good moral karaktcr should
be without this rake, even if he to has steal one.
A Female Sheriff?How She Suppressed a
Jail Revolt.
Much interest has been excited by the im?
panelling of a jury of women in Wyoming
Territory, and the appointment of females as
notaries public and to other civic functions
heretofore supposed to be irrevocably reserved
to the masculine sex. It is reserved to Iowa,
however, to produce the first female Sheriff, and
to Des Moines county to be the first in the State
to accord to a woman the difficult and trying
duties of the Sheriffalty. It is true the people
have not formally elected a lady as Sheriff of
this county, but in so far as "practice is bettet
than precept," the substance superior to the
shadow, and the deed greater than the name,
to that extent Des Moines countv has a lady
Sheriff, or at least a lady Deputy Sheriff. Of
course we allude to the estimable wife of our
worthy Sheriff, J. H. Latty, Esq. Mrs. Latty
at various times has displayed a remarkable
coolness and nerve in the management of the
county jail, over which she presides with a
firmness of judgment and a vigor of rule rarely
excelled by the best of prison wardens.
At one time a desperado confined in one of
the cells attempted to escape by making a man
of straw reclining upon his couch as usual,
while the flesh and blood prisoner secreted him?
self in an empty cell and waited the advent of
Mrs. Latty, who, in the absence of her husband,
entered the jail room to lock up prisoners for
the night. When she came to the cell con?
taining the man of straw, a very clever imita?
tion of a man asleep, she called his name, and,
hearing no response, entered and detected the
cheat. Instead of calling for help in an emer?
gency which plainly indicated a plot, and a de?
termination upon the part of one or more pris?
oners to break jail, Mrs. Latty quietly pro?
ceeded to the other cell and marched the pro?
spective fugitive back to his cell and locked
him up. As he was a heavy muscular man,
and the Deputy Sheriff a slender, light-built
woman, it is evident that nerve triumphed over
muscle. Womanly courage was more than a
match for brutal force and the desperation of
the criminal seeking to flee from the hands of
justice.
On another occasion, two young men in a cell
refusing to cease their profane and boisterous
language, the Deputy entered the cell and gave
them a sound flogging with a whip, until, with
tears in their eyes, the rascals promised better
behavior.
The last exploit of our Deputy, and one
which recalled to our mind the preceding inci?
dents, was the taking of a prisoner to the peni?
tentiary a few days ago. A man who had beeu
arrested for stealing a carpet bag at the Union
depot in this city last January was sentenced
at the last term of the District Court to two
years imprisonment in the penitentiary, and
was taken to Fort Madison by Mrs. Latty alone,
without any nssistence from others, and duly
delivered to Warden Helscy. The astonish?
ment of the Warden and the Fort Madisonians
knew no bounds.?Burlington Hawk Eye.
-?*??
The Art of Reticence.
But there is art, the. most consummate art,
in appearing absolutely frank, yet never telling
anything which it is not wished should be
known, in being pleasantly chatty and conver?
sational, yet never committing oneself to a
statement or an opinion which might be used
against one afterward?an est celare art em, in
keeping one's own counsel as well as in other
things. It is only after a long acquaintance
with this kind of person that you find out he
has been substantially reticent throughout,
though apparently so frank. Caught by his
easy manner, his genial talk, his ready sympa?
thy, you have confided to him not only all you
have of your own, but all you have of other
people; and it is only long after, when you
reflect quietly, undisturbed by the magnetism
of his presence, that you come to the knowledge
of how reticent he has been in the midst of
this seeming frankness, and how little recip?
rocity there has been in your confidences to?
gether. You know such people for years, and
you never know really more of them at the end
than you did in the beginning. You cannot
lay your finger on a fact that would in any way
place them in your power ; and though you did
not notice it at the time, and don't know how
it has been done now, you feel that they have
never trusted you, and have all along carefully
avoided anything like confidence. But you are
at their mercy by your own rashness, and if
they do not destroy you, it is because they are
reticent for you as well as toward you ; perhaps
because they are good-natured, perhaps because
they despise you i'or your very frankness too
much to hurt you; but, above all things, not
because they are ?nable. How you hate them
when you think of the .--kill with which they
took all that was offered to them, yet never let
you see they gave nothing back for their own
part?rather by the jugglery of manner made
you believe that they were giving back as much
as they were receiving.
Perhaps it was a little ungenerous ; but they
had the right to argue that if you could not
keep your own counsel you would not be likely
to keep theirs, and it w:is only kind at the time
to let roa hoodwink yourself so that you might
not be offended. In manner genial, frank, con?
versational, sympathetic?in substance abso?
lutely secret, cautious, never taken off their
guard, never seduced into dangerous confidence,
as careful for their friends as they are for them?
selves, and careful even for strangers unknown
to them?these people are the salvation as they
arc the charm of society ; never making mis?
chief, and, by their habitual reticence, raising
up barriers at which gossip halts and rumor
dies.?Saturday Review.
Time.?When I look upon the tombs of the
great, every emotion of envy dies in me. When
I read the epitaph of the beautiful, every inor?
dinate desire dies out. When I see the tombs
of the parents themselves, I consider the vanity
of grieving for those whom wc mast quickly
follow. When I see kings lying over those who
deposed them, when 1 see rival wits placed side
by side, or holy men that divided the world
with their contests and disputes, I reflect with
sorrow and astonishment on the little competi?
tions, factions and debates of mankind. When
I read the several dates on the tombs of some
that died yesterday, and of some,, six hundred
years ago, I consider that great day when we
shall all of us be contemporaries, and make our
appearance together.?-Addison.
? The following, clipped from, an exchange,
will be of interest to many who cannot find
sufficient employment for their masticators at
the table : "Chewing gum is made at Poduck,
Massachusetts, of gum arabic, rosin and fat.
Any kind of fat, even that of dead dogs, is used
in the manufacture, and when all the ingredi?
ents are placed in boiling kettles, a small quan?
tity* of the most nauseous liquid foam is put in
to whiten the gum." When this fact is known,
girls have a perfect right to chew the gum if*
they want to.
? A Southern paper announces that the edi?
tor is fortified against snake bites. Some one
has sent him a barrel of whiskey.
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May 20, 1870 lb.
THE POLICY-HOLDEES'
LIFE AND TONTINE ASSURANCE COMPANY
OF THE SOUTH,
29 Broad Street, Charleston, & C,
HAVING deposited 550,000 with the Comp?
troller General for the protection of its
policy-holders, will issue the usual forms of Life
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It is thoroughly conservative.
Its investments are coatined by charter to the
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Persons desiring any information will pleas*
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E. P. ALEXANDER, Vice Pres. and Act,
GKO. 12. BOG GS, Sec. and Gen. Agent,
JOHN T. DAUBY", M. D.. Med. Adviser.
JAMES A. HOYT, Local Agent for Aodetson,
and Dr. TIIOS. A. EVINS, Medical Examiner,
April Si, 1S70 43
GEORGE W. CARPENTER'S
Compound Fluid Extract of Sarsa*
parilla.
GEORGE ^y. CARPENTER'S
Compound Fluid Extract of BuchU
THESE celebrated preparations, originally iny
Iroduced by George W. Carpenter, under the pat?
ronage of the medical faculty, hare been so long
extensively used by Physicians and others, that
they are generally known for their intrinsic value,
and can he relied on as being most valuable rem?
edies in all cases wiiere Sarsap.irilla or BuchU are"
npplicabc, and cannot be too highly recommend?
ed. They are prepared in a highly concentrated
form, so as to render the dose small and convene
icnt. Orders by mail or otherwise will receive
prompt attention.
GEUBGE W. CARPENTER, HENSZEV & CO.,
Wholesale Chemical Warehouse,
No. 737 Market street, Philadelphia,
For sale by Wallers & IJaker and W. IL Narditt
& Co., Anderson, S. C. Dowie & Moise, Whele^
sale Agents, Charleston, S..C.
Oct21,18G9 17
A. B. MULLIGAN,
COTTON FACTOR
AND
General Commisson Merchant,
ACCOMMODATION WHARF,
CHARLESTON, CT*
Liberal Advances made on Cotton.
flSy* I will, when placed in funds, purchase
and ioiward nil kinds of Merchandize, Machine
ry. Agricultural Implements, Manures, Seeds, &c.
Sept 23, 1709 13 ly
Greenville & Columbia Railroad.
GENERAL SUPERINTENDENT'S OFFICE, \
Columbia, January 15, 1870. j
ON and nfter WEDNESDAY, January 19, the
following Schedule will be run daily, Sunday ex
cepted, connecting wirb Night Train on Sonth
Carolina Road, up and dowti, and with Nigh
Train on Charlotte, Columbia and Augusta Koad
going North :
L've Columbia 7.00 a m
" Alston 8.40 a ra
?? Ncwb'ry 10.10 a ra
Arr. Abbeville 3i00 p m
'? Anderson 1.20 p tn
" Gr'nviile 5.00 p m
L've Greenville 5.45 a m
" Anderson 0.25 a m
" Abbeville 8.00 a m
" Ncwb'ry 12.35 p ra
" Alston 2.10 p ns
Arr. Columbia 3".45 p m>
The Train will return from Belton to Anderson
on Monday and Friday mornings.
JAMES 0. MEREDITH, Gen. Sup't.
Jan 20, 1S70 30
a. biscuofp. c. wulbebx. jr. h. r-izr?.
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WITH
HENET BISCHOFF & CO.,
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
A.VD dealers IS
WINES, LIQUORS,
Cigars, Tobacco, ?See.,.
NO. 107 EAST BAY.,
UliA&IUESMH, S?.
Nuv 25, 18G9 22
Schedule Blue Ridge Railroad..
ON and after this date the following schednlb
will be observed by the Passenger Trains over
i his Hoad :
VV. powx.
L've Anderson, 4.20 p m
14 Pendleton,5.20 "
? Perry Tille, G. 10 "
Arr. Walhalla, 7.00 "
L've Walhalla, 3 30 a ro,
? Perryville, 4.10 "
" Pendleton, 5.10 "
Arr. Anderson, G.10 **?
In cases of detention on the G. nnd C. R. R.r
the train on this Road will wait one hour for the
train, from Eelton, except on Saturdays, when it
will wait until the arrival of the Belton train.
W. H. D. GA1LLARD, Sup't.
March 10, 1S70 37
Tutt's Vegetable Liver Pills I
For Liver Complaint, Billionsness, &c:.
Tutt's Sarsaparilla and Queen's Delight*
For purifying the blood.
Tutt's Expectorant,
For Cough's, Cold's, Consumption, &c, &c*
Tutt's Improved Hair Dye,
The best in, the world,
Are for sale in Anderson by Walters & Baker*
Druggists, ami Druggists and Merchants generally
throughout the United States.
July 2!t LS09 5 ly
JDIES^II. TIIORNWELL,
Attorney at Law,
ANDERSON C. H., S, C*
jC^y Office in the residence immediately oppo-.
eile Dr. Catcr's, on Main street.
Fcb 3, 1870 32 8m.
Flour, Bacon, Corn, &c.
AFINK lot of Flour, Bacon, Corn, &e., oa
baud, nnd for sale chenp by
M. LESSER, Agent.
March 24, 1870 89
You had better Believe It.
ALL persons owing me money had better come
forward and pay up, or they will certainly
be sued. M. LESSER, Agent. '
March 24, 1S70 39
Groceries.
SUGAR, Coffee, Tea. Syrups, and all kinds
Groceries enn be had, at reduced prices for
cash, by going to M. LESSER, Agent.
March 24, 1870 39
The Spondulix!
HAVING purchased my Goods for cash, I want
it strictly understood that I must have cash
tor them. M. LESSER, Agent.
Maroh 24, 1870 89