The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, July 10, 1868, Image 4
nkrsott liifc?lkncer.
.From the New York Sunday Mercury.
Pickled Biography.
. EARLY LIFE OF GENERAL USELESS GRANT.
This very remarkable man was born at
a very early age, of distinguished, but
. pious parents ; and it is said, on coming
. into the world, be went into thc wailing
business; thus clearly showing that he
?was created especially for fighting battles,
and wailing his enemies. Becoming tired
of wailing, be took a great fancy to the
milking business ; but in the course of time
he became wearied from'this, and took to
cradling for a living. When he was first
born, he had no idea of ever running for
President; this remarkable fancy "not
taking possession of him till quite late in
life -altogether too late, we fear, to do
humans good. It is not positively known
whether he is the real original little boy
"With cork-screw curls and strong Red Eye,
Who never, never, told c lie,"
or not ; but in the -absence of any other
little bov claiming to be the original Ja?
cobs, we'think we may safely say he was.
It was a sad piece of neglect af his stern
parent that he never planted a cherry tree
and left; a hatchet lying around promiscu?
ously. If he had, how easy might his son
have become the Father of his country. At
an early period of his life, he cut his teeth
on a copy of the Constitution of the United
-States; and a little lateron?tudiedstrate?
gy ;from a cheap edition of the American
'"Hoyle," From this latter book he learned
to cut and shufiie iu a remarkable manner,
and could make his partner believe he was
playing right into his hand when all the
.while he was playing for himself. It is a
?remarkable fact that for the first two
>years of his lifo he never spoke a word ;
and he hasn't spoken many since. The first
word he did say was "pap." Whether this
referred to his paternal guardian, or to the
pap known as official, cannot of course be
'told.
There seems to be considerable doubt
?existing as to what his initials (U. S.) stand
'for; some contending for United States,
and others for Unsophisticated Sardine.
Neither of these, however, are correct.
They simply stand for Useless Simpson.
Useless after a celebrated Fenian Emper?
or, was given him by his grandfather, who
was a learned historian ; and Simpson is
.siter an uncle, who still carries on busi?
ness in the Bowery.
Useless' principal amusement in youth
was breaking horses and breaking wood ;
and when he was only ten years old he
.could tell a horse from a mule in about
two minutes, and could break the smallest
-quantity of wood of any boy of his age.
One day, when his father had gone away
from home, this obedient boy went out to
-the barn, and putting the bridle ou a fine
three-year old colt, took him out in a field
for the purpose of breaking him. He broke
him in just three minutes-he broke his
neck. For this little joke his father flanked
hirn severely.
He was always very fond of driving and
taking care of spirited oxen, and would do
any kind of *.vork with them. He took a
team one day, unbeknown to any one, and,
going out into the forest, actually hauled
enough wood to make a respectable lire
?with. With the aid of half a dozen men,
he could easily load the biggest log in the
forest, and furthermore, he could stand by
all day and look at a man chopping it up.
Quite early in lifo he had his counterfeit
presentment taken and his head examined,
Dy a celebrated artist and learned.phrenol?
ogist, who told him he would undoubtedly
one day become President-of a debating
society. From the fact of his telling so
long beforehand that Useless would be
.come distinguished, this learned phrenolo?
gist could not have possibly been a pupil
of Fowler & Wells. In the company of
other boys, Useless was very quiet and
reserved, though on all desperate occasions
he was always selected as the leader. But,
to tell the truth, he cared very little for
the society of boys, preferring to associate
with horses and mules.
There is no truth In tire report that he
was ever a tanbark ?tudent, though he al?
ways had a great taste for grand and lofty
tumbling (a taste, by the way, which he
shortly expects to indulge), and at one
time devoted all his spare moments to
learning to carry water on both shoulders
?at once, without spilling a drop. Perhaps
the report originated from the following
little incident : A circus coming to the
place where he lived, he borrowed a quar?
ter from a fellow horse-tamer and went
down to see the show. The ring-master,
sometime during the course of the intellec?
tual and moral exhibition, offered a coun?
terfeit five dollar bill to any boy who
could ride the mule around the ring a cer?
tain number of times. Young Useless im?
mediately accepted the bill, and jumping
in thc ring, said he would "ride that mule
around if it took all summer." Springing*
on his back, he busted him over the ear,
and shouted to him to go on. The mule
immediately bolted forward, then suddenly
stopped and kicked up behind and before,
and reared up and tumbled over. But all
to no purpose. Like the celebrated I ionian
warrior, Egregiously Mistaken Stanton,
Useless refused to be slu-ok. The ring?
master, seeing his bill was in a fair way
of changing owners, became considerably
riled, and at once let a living cynocepha
lus loose in the ring. This strange creature
immediately jumped np behind young Use?
less, and got on his shoulders and on Iiis
head, and in his pockets, and in front ol'
Hui, and all around him, and, in fact, got
nimself so mixed up with him that it was
impossible to tell which was the monkey
and which the future great strategist.
However, he won the money, and it is
said that even to this day the man owes it
to him. Having no taste for the tanning
business as carried on towardn him bv his
father, he applied for and obtained admis?
sion to West Point. Here ho was princi?
pal! j remarkable as a good eater and sleep?
er; and by applying himself closely to his
studies, soon distanced al! competitors, and
on graduating, stood number thirty in a !
class of thirty-one. It is not positively i
known whether the thirty-first boy was
General Sickles or Gen. Schenck. Lieut.
LTseles?, as he was now called, fought and
distinguished himself in all the battles of
the Mexican war; and had brigadiers been
as plenty then as now, he would in all '
probability have been reduced to that rank
iu society. What he did in the late rebel?
lion, everybody knows ; and, if they don't,
we advise them to ask a grave digger iu
Virginia. He is at present residing at a
small city, called Washington, under thc
immediate care of a Mr. Washburnc, who
talks iu Congress and knows all about him,
and more, too, and a celebrated canalist by
the name of Butler. This latter personage
is thc same man whom tirant once had a
difficulty with about a bottle, and who suc?
ceeded in making a beast of himself during
thc war. These two moralists are gomg^to
do something with him, or tor him, or ?or
themselves shortly ; but what it is no one
knows.
The beginning of the little unpleasant?
ness -which has culminated in impeachment
found Useless sitting quietly on the fence,
with one leg on either side, indulging in
the luxury of a cheap liappakannock, and
deeply engaged in thought-perhaps think
in? of the (very) Low-ell statesman and his
bottle. But soon becoming hard pushed,
he lost his balance and tumbled over the
mire of Radicalism, where he will in all
probability, to use the elegant word of a
learned African recoustructiouist, "stick."
Useless is said to beaman of great p)lnck;
and from the manner which he has put up
with several parties in that small city call?
ed Washington, we should also say of great
endurance. But his ideas of the situation
are Radically wrong; and altogether, we
think,, he will make a very one-horse Pres?
ident. TOM WONDER.
A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY.-Sena?
tor Henderson was lately in a sleeping car,
on a crowded train coming into the capital.
One of our .Ohio congressmen was also on
the train. A couple of ardent young poli?
ticians came in late and seated themselves
in one of the sections. "They say that
fellow Henderson, that sold us out on im?
peachment, is on this train," said one.
"Let us look around and see if we can
pick him out. Such a chap must be easily
recognized by the sort of face he'll be
sure to have^" And so they looked up
down, and finally settled on a burly figure
in a chaplin's suit of gray, with buffalo
hair thrust back in confused masses from a
narrow but strong-forehead. "That's the
fellow," exclaimed one. "I'll bet any sum'
that's the man. He looks it all over. Just
look at that treacherous face. Why, he'd
s'ill his grandmothers bones, to say noth?
ing of the Republican party." And so, on
a courteous suggestion from the lank, tall
gentleman bitting opposite, who had been
laughing with them over their discovery of
the "recreant senator" by his face, they
gave way to let the porter make np the
berths. This courteous gentlemen oppo?
site happened to be Senator Henderson
himself. Next morning he found the
joke too good to keep, and so marched
over to our congressman from the second
district to tell him how some of their fel?
low-travelers had been able to identify him
(Gen. Sam. Cary to-wit) as the "recreant
senator" from Missouri because of his
"treacherous face," which "must belong
to a mau who would sell out anything.
Report adds that Gen. Sam. didn't neem
to enjoy the story half as much as the sen?
ator.-'Cincinnati Gazette.
-4?
DEATH OJ? KIMBALL, THE GREAT MOR?
MON.-A telegram announces the death,
on the 23d instant, ot Brigham Young's
right hand man, Heber C. Kimball, and.
next io thc prophet, tho chief man among
tho Mormons. The rank he held '.vas
first prophet, and he has been identified
with thia polygamous people over since
Joseph Smith started them on their no?
madic and multifarious career. Of his
early life little is known, until 1837, when
he became a convert at Kirkland, Illinois,
and was soon after sent, with Orson
Hyde, since assassinated, as missionaries
to England for tho new faith. On hi*
return, a year aftoiward, he joined his
fortunes with the Mormons in Ray county,
Missouri, and with that peculiar people
.bore persecutions and expulsions from
that State and from Illinois, till thc pil?
grimage to Suit Lake inaugurated for tho
society comparative peace and decided
prosporit}'. At this placo Kimball ar?
rived in the autumn of 1847, and since
then has been tho head priest of the order
of Melchisedek, with the religious title ol
elder. Kimball, since then till his death,
has been expounding Mormonism, incul?
cating by precept, and more particularly
by example, the duty of tho godly to bo
much married, and hae advanced in real
estate and personal power to a degree
greater than that of any man except
Young. Ile had sixty-seven "sealed" to
him, and to day, as at Chevy Chase, will
come "as many widows their husband to
bewail." He was a man of talent for or?
ganization, of considerable address, and a
profound demagogue; yet of a temper se?
vere and an aspect forbidding.
A STORY ABOUT OMENS.-Those who
don't believe in omens will enjoy a laugh
over the following story; and those who
do had better pass it by, if they fear to
have their faith disturbed:
An old gentleman, whose stylo was
Germanized, was asked what he thought
of signs and omens.
"Veil, 1 don't dinks mooch of dem dings,
and I don't pelieve averydinga; but I tells
you derc is somedings ash dose dings.
Now, do oder night I sits and reads my
newsbaper, und my frau abo speak und
say :
"Fritz, do dog ish howling?"
"Veli, I don't dinks mooch of dem dings,
und I goes on und reads my baper, und
mine frau she say :
'.Fritz, der ish Komedings pad is hap?
pen-der dog ish howling 1"
''Und don I gits oop mit minosclf und
look out troo de wines on de horeb, mid
de moon was sbinin', und mino leetle dog
he shoompg right up und down liko every
dings, und he park at de moon, vat vas
shine so pright as never vas. Und ash I
hauled mine bet in de windor do ole wo?
man she say :
"Mindj Fritz, I dells you dere ish somo
pad ish happen. De dog is howlin !"
"Veli, ? goes to pot, und I shleeps, und
all night !ong ven I vakos up dere vas dat
howlin' outside, und ven I dream I hear
dat howlin' vorser ash never. TJnd in de
morning 1 kits up und kita mine preak
fast und mine frau she looks at me und
say, werry solemn :
"Fritz, doro ish somedings pad ish hap?
pen. De dog vas howl all night-"
'.Und shoost den de newsbaper coom s
in und I opens him-und pv sh i ngs. vat
you dinks ! doro vas a man died in Phi la
deify !"
- Head work : Two negroes butting
each other.
"Injins About."
A Texan correspondent of tho New
Orleans Picayune, tells a good story in
one of his Jotters, of "a surly-faced, griz?
zly-haired, enffy and moon-eyed chap,"
who p?rsec'utod a certain roguish damsel
with his attentions, but was finally thrown
off thc course of true love, by the follow?
ing ruse :
?it '? being the watermelon season, and
Betty's father having a 'fine supply, ail
the youngsters for miles around, assem?
bled there on tho holiday, to feast on
melons.
C. was prominent in the circle, till tho
afternoon. Betty held private interviews
with tho other young men, and arranged
that C. should be decoyed from tho house,
and frightened by the cry of Indians
from some of his comrades, which it was
thought would wound his pride and drive
him away.
'Fito young men, with C., walked out.
A bathe in thc river, three hundred yards
distant, was proposed by one, and secon?
ded by several. Of course poor C. was
"in."
They went down to thc ford,'near the
melon patch, and began undressing. In
tho meantime eight or" ten other?, with
guns, had gone down under cover of the
bank, and secreted themselves along the
path, from tho bat!iii?gi-place to thc house.
"Now, boys," Said one, "who shall be
the first to dive in that 'ere pool ?"
'.I will," said C.; "ain't I first with the
gals? In course I'm first herc."
Off went coats, shoes, pants, *&c. - Just
as U. had doffed everything, barring a
long flannel shirt-bang! bang! bang!
Who-wo-ych ! Bang ! went two, three,
four, guns-loud and shrill went tho In?
dian yell in the dense brush, and under
the bank.
"0, Lord ! I am a dead man, boys?"
said James Simpson.
"My leg is broken. O, save me!" cried
George Williams.
"Bun for lifo, men ! Bun-for mercy
sake, run!" cried Jack Parsons.
''Ono of my ey es is out, and both arms
broken !' all being said in an instant.
Do }'on see that red blazo along the
path? Look a moment-what velocity!
That jagged hair all straight out behind
that's C., a streaking it. for the house,
shirt and nih See him about tho corner
of tho field, by the thicket. Bang
bang-went half a dosen pieces ; louder
than ever, rose the hideous war cry.
' O, Lord !" shouted G., redoubling his
speed-thc red blaze getting larger
bunches of his bushy hair dropping out
as he "spread himself." See him leap the
vard fenco-bigh in thc air-red shirt and
all.
Tho porch was full of ladies-oft' went
two or three moro pieces. C. glanced at
tho ladies, then at bis short red shirt.
'.Bun for your life, C.," screamed Bet?
ty; the house is full of indians ! Fath?
er's dead, and brother Sam's wounded.
Bun-speed 1"
In the twinkling of an eye C. was ouL
of the yard'; and supposing the premises
surrounded, oft" he shot, the red blaze
more brilliant than over, ?md striking di?
rectly into a thicket, (horny bottom, he
reached and swam tho river ; and ttl
j though it was near sunset, C. got into ti
j settlement fifty miles distant, to break?
fast next morning; still retaining the
sleeves and collar ol' his red shirt, and re?
porting all the lamily. visitors, ?tc, among
the slain. A* for himself, ho said bc
fought as long as lighting would do any
good. J
it is unnecessary to inform you, dear
reader, whether or not Betty was trou?
bled with C. after that snap.
-o
A Sad Story.
There ia a beautiful daughter of the
South now in this city whoso sensibilities
we would not wound by giving publicity
lo lier name. Every calamity that war
maj- beget has befallen her family, kin?
dred, fortune and home. Tho residence
in which she dwelt from childhood was
in tho path ot a destroying anny that
swept wide districts with unsparing deso?
lation. Every species of property was
destroyed, and she and an only brother
beggared, a-nd fated to encown-ter even
greater calamities, wandering among
strangers. The mother, a weaker woman
than the daughter, accustomed to easo,
flattery, and every pleasure that wealth
could buy, yielded, ncvor criminally, to
tho fluttery of an army officer, and over?
stepped rules of decorum prescribed by
the social habits Of the South. The
fattier wreaked terrible vengeance upon
him who destroyed the delights of bis
once happy home, and while the people
approved the deed, tbero was bitterness
insufferable in the cup of grief pressed
to tho lips of thc faultless daughter. The
brother boro accumulated misfortunes un
Biistained by that divine faith which nev?
er fails to give consolation and strength.
His sorrows made him insane, anil in
mood} madness he dragged out a misera?
ble existence. Lile at length became in?
sufferable, and tu an evil hour he put a
period to his own existence. The sister
lived to soothe a father's sorrows and
lighten anguish that almost dethroned his
reason. She was divinely inspired ; her
soft, sweet voice never lost its tender?
ness, and its vory tones were silvery with
hope that beamed from ber lustrous eyes.
She was a divinity, to guard bim in the
midst of adversities
Plight ns I hat, oli ! too transcendant1 vision,
When heart meets heart in drefinis Elysian ;
Sweet as (lie memory of buried love,
Pure ns thc praj'cr that chililhood wafts above.
Time sped. The father's grief became
a fixed melancholy, and the church bis
resource. The daughter, who reached
this city a few flays since from a South?
ern city, has sought repose in the bosom
ol the holy Catholic church. During tho
week she will assume vows of a sister?
hood famed the world over for t hose char?
ities which this daughter of tho South
ha? learned so well bow to practice with?
in the precincts of ber own unfortunate
household. "Wc are induced to write this
simple recitai of her misfortunes that a
sad chapter of personal history-an epi
Bodo in that might}' volume of human
woes to which war gave origin-might
find a place in the memories of men and
ho conned over by thc good and brave
and true women of tho land.-St. Louis
Times.
-o
- "I say, Bill; Jims got scragged for
stealing a horse." "Sarrod him right,
why didn't be buy one, and not pay for j
it. iiko any other gentleman?" '
Southern Emigrants to Honduras.
TO THE SOUTI?ERN TRESS.
Gentlemen : Knowing no class of men
more willing to correct error and injustice
than those who conduct the Southern
Press, wc, the undersigned, hope, through
the influence which your immense circu?
lation has on the current events o? tho
da}-, to contradict the gross falsehoods
now circulating throughout the Southern
States and elsewhere, in regard to the
immigration at present established at
San Pedro and the new town of Medina,
in Spanish Honduras.
We have left our homes, and with our
families have sundered the ties which
once bound us to the land we lovo, to
carve out u now destiny in this country.
In feelings we aie ail Southerners, ''and
to tho manor horn." We think a few
plain facts will set at rest tho falsehoods
in regard to the country we have adopted
as our home, as well as quiet the minds
of many dear friends left behind us. It
has been reported even'in the press that
wo were actually starving or suffering
for the actual and common necessaries of
life. This is untrue; wo are all content
.od, and know the future will give us
bright homes, surrounded with plenty
and the comforts of life, untrammeled by
strife or sectional dissensions.
Unfortunately, the immigrants here
invested then1'ail in cotton, and planted'
nothing'else. Tho worms came and ate
the cotton, and blasting all their extrava?
gant hopes, left thom without resources.
New immigrants have come with capital
and prudence; the lands are being clear?
ed ; houses built; a steamer .is being put
on the Ulua and Chamclion Eivers; and
this year tho Valley of Sula will bloom
with all the luxuriant products of the
tropics-such as corn, rice, plantains,
sweet potatoes, tobacco, indigo, chocolate
tree, sugar, coffee, and all tho vegetables
nearly that are used in tho States. The
soil is rich; the climate salubrious and
delightful; water fine! labor cheap; the
Government willing to do all it can lo
foster immigration ; no taxes; lands given
for the asking; the people bf tho country
kind, willing and obliging, anxious to
promote the welfare of every immigrant
amongst them, as well as to aid those
who wish to come. Our settlement is
not got up for speculative purposes.
There are none of us who have lands for
sale, because new comers can obtain as
good for the asking.
The new town of Medina is laid ont in
squares, and each person of good charac?
ter is entitled to an acre lot for building
purposes, and on tho limits of the town
to one hundred more for faming.
The money fur tho building of the in
ter-ocoanic- railroad is raised in London,
I and in a few months' time the work will
probably commence. It passes through
San Pedro and Medina, arid the noble
?port of Cabello will becomo the entrepot
tor tba commerce of the world. No man
need expect to succeed ami do anything
unless ho arrives here with a capital of at
least two hundred and fitly dollars, and
who expects t<> work. This is no country
for idle men ; we have no use lor them,
bill for li:''.-...' who wish to recuperate
their fallen fort ?nus. tint?is no country
that offers such inducements as this.
And r;i\v. gentlemen, having trespassed
oil your vulun'ble space to this extent, wo.
as Southerners, have ono favor to re?
quest-that is. by giving publicity to this
statement, to contradict and deny the
many falsehoods circulated against this
settlement, and to invite tho removal
herc of such good persons as (being dis?
satisfied in the United States) wish lo se?
cure a quiet retreat in a most picturesque
land of plenty ; hut we advise none to
come here unless provided with a year's
support, and determined to meet and
overcome difficulties.
Communications upon the subject of
?migration here, addressed to any of the
undersigned, will be promptly answered.
With high considerations of respect,
we arc,
J. M. Reynaud, Governor of the Circle
San Pedro; George P. Frierson. La.; II.
H. Brius, Ga.; A. C. Middlebrook?*, Ga.;
L. E. Burkmar, California; T. M. Hender?
son, La.; F. E. duran, Maryland; T. Ii.
Tindoll, Ga.; R. G. Hvman, Ga.; George
O. Hatch, Texas; S. ('.*. Vinevard, Texas;
W. H. Stivers, La.; W. A. Coleman, Ga.;
J. G. Harrison, La.; W. J. Walters, Va.;'
john L. Flynn, fra.; F. C. Sappington,
GIL; E. Ti. Williams, Tonn.; Pablo Her?
nandez, La.; Pedro Hernandez, La.; F.
S. Middlebrooks, La.
- A man in Boston, in his hurry to as?
sist a fainting lady, got a bottle of muci?
lage instead of camphor and bathed her
face with it. She was a good deal stuck vp,
by tho attention.
- Monster-"I'm afraid I'm sitting on
your crinoline, ma'am."
Affable young lady-"O, never mind,
sir, it is of no consequence; you can't hurt
it."
Monster-"No ma'am, it is not that ; but
the confounded thing hurts mc !"
- "Grandpa, did you know that thc
United States have been in the habit of
encouuraging and acknowledging tories V"
"Certainly not ; what kind of tories?"
"Territories. Now give me some peanuts,
or I'll catch the measles and make you pay
for 'em."
- An English paper has discovered the
line which divides a distinction from a dif?
ference. It says that a little difference
frequently makes enemies; while a little
distinction attracts hosts of friends to the
person on whom it is conferred.
- One of the editors in Union had a
clean shirt of which he made a brag, and
abused his cotemporaries for having none.
It afterwards appears that he had "stolen
it off a pole from a brother editor who was
in bed waiting for it to dry.
- Mrs. IIeavysi?.lcs, getting into an om?
nibus the other day, heard a disagreeable
old bachelor make "the grumbling remark :
"Omnibuses were not made for elephants."
To this she replied: "Sir, omnibuses are
like Noah's ark, intended to carry all sorts
of beasts."
- A lady recently advertised in a eily
paper that she wanted a gentleman for
"breakfast and tea," while another in the
same j o lin i al asks for a husband with a
Roman nose with strong religious tenden?
cies, and a third party seeks to recover a
"lost wallet belonging to a young man j
mado of calf skin."
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SCCH AS
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Silks, Cloaks, Shawls, Parasols, Hoop Skirts and
Notions.
Our entire Stock has been marked down, and we are daily receiving new Goods by every steamer, ai
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Wholesale Department, Up Stairs, 287 and 289 King Street..
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CHEMICALS, &c, &o.
AT tlie sign of thc Golden Mortar, No. 3 Brick
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Drugs. Medicines, Chemicals,
Taints, Oils, Class, Putty, Varnishes,
Dyo Stutts, &c., &c,
Which ho respectfully invites customer?, friends
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chasing elsewhere. Cull ami see, and with a com?
plete assortment, and low figurer, you can save
time ?uni money hy buying here.
Jan 22, LSOS 31
OILS, VARNISHES, &c
.J CST in store, a largo lut of Varnishes, inclu
?Jing
Conch, from Si to SS per gallon.
Copa!. (Furniture.) fruin Si i in ?6 per gallon.
Japan, (rom S2 in Si per ga ?Iou.
Oils, including refined Linseed, Pure Train.
Tnnner?. SI i<> S LAU per gallon.
Lubricating, 75 cents to 3?.5U per gallon,
Besides constantly receiving fresh additions of
Drugs, Medicines. Sic. Sic, to the ul ready com?
plete assortinciil .>n limul, which will be sold l.oW
for LASH. Thc publie gem-rally, when in wa n I nf
.HIVibing ?II ilse Drug line, aie requested lo call
mid examine before buying.
.1. ?). BAKER. Druggist,
No. .1 Brick Bange. Anderson, S. C.
April 22. iNjd 41
Keese & Mc Cully,
UKALKKS is
KEAYY SHY 600DS,
GROCERIES, HARDWARE,
Brokers and Commission Merchants,
TVO. IO GRACTXTJE! KOW,
Anderson. C. H., 3. C.
April 15. 1888 43 If
5?IAKPE & FANT,
BEOKEES,
No. 7 Granite Row,
AffBERSOII C. E., 8. C.
STOCKS. Bonds. Gold and Exchange on New
Vork and Charleston, and uiicurreut Bank Bills
bought and sold.
Slate money always on hand for sale. Bet TO
PA y roen TAX KS.
Feb 12. 18G8 84
BENSON HOUSE,
ANDERSON, S. C.
THE undersigned has taken charge of the above
well-known Hotel, and is prepared lo accommodate
the traveling public in thc very best style, ami on
the most reasonable terms. Thc table will be sup?
plied with everything the market affords, and eve?
ry intention given lo render guests com iori able.
Stables are attached to the House, and Horses
will be carefully attended to.
WM. M. OSBORNE.
Jan 25, 1S6S 32
LAURENS RAILROAD.
Kew Schedule;
Omen LATHENS BAILKOAP, \
Laurens C. II., S. C., April 2'.), 18l?S. J
ON and after Tuesday. 12lli May next, thc trains
on this road will commence running lo rellim on
same dav-lo connect with up and down trains on
Greenville and Columbia Kailnmd at Helena;
leaving Laurens al 5 a. m. on Tuesdays, Thursdays
and Saturdays, and leaving Helena at 1.} p. m. on
same days. " J- T; BOWERS, Supt.
May G, 1808 46 _
EVERGREEN MILLS
.\KK in first rale order, having been recently im?
proved bv the introduction -t NFAV SMUT MA?
CHINE timi NBW BOLTING ('.MOTHS, and ?sin
cliiirnc ol' an experienced Miller. No pains or at?
tention will be spared to insure everybody a good
turn oui. Forty-five pounds will bc guaranteed
t'rnin gond wheal.
Thc .CORN MILL, as heretofore, is unrivalled.
E. J. KABLE.
Feb 5, ISf?S
WHITNER & WHITHER
C?MSELIOKS AT LAW.
WILL practice in the Courts of Law and Equity
in the Western Circuit. Ibo United Slates Courts
for Soul h Carolina, mid pay particular attontiou
to Bankruptcy.
Feb 20, 186S 36
PENDLETON FACTORY.
THE WOOL CARDS
AT this place are now in complete running order.
All thc Wool offered will be carded into Rolls of
thc best quality ut short notice, at the following
rates for cash:
AH Wool, Plain and Mixed Rolls, 12Jc. per lb,
Mixed ottou and Wool Rolls, 15c. per Lb.
Bacon. Lard, Cern and Cotton will he taken ?t
market rates in exchange for carding. Wool may
be sent to tho Factory from any points on the
Railroads, through the agents, and the Rolls de?
livered by thcru as soon as the Wool can be carded
and returned.
AN ASSORTMENT OF
&:tTT8H Y&?H?
OF A SUPERIOR QUALITY,
Will be kept on hand at the Factory, and custo?
mers supplied promptly, at as low figures as the
market will justify.
Dealers will find it to their interest to give ns a
trial before buying elsewhere.
Respect full v,
WILLIAM PERRY-Sm
Proprietors.
Oct. 0,1807 17-tf
Change of Schedule on the G. & C.
Railroad.
ON and after FRIDAY, the lilli instant, Passenger
Trains will run daily, Sundays excepted, as fol?
lows :
Leave Columbia at 7.00 a. ni.
" A (stun at. 8.55 "
" Newberry at 10.35 "
Arrive at Abbeville at 3.30 p. m.
at Anderson at 5.15
at Greenville at 6.00 "
Leave Greenville ai 6.00 a m.
Anderson at t?.45 ?.
" Abbeville at 8.45 "
" Newberry at J.25 p. m.
Arrive at Alston at 3.00 "
at olunihia at 5.00 "
Trains on the Line Ridge Railroad will also run
daily. Sundays excepted, connected wit!: the-irn
and down trains on the Greenville and Columbia
Railroad, as follows :
Leave Anderson at 6.20 p. m.
Pendleton at 6.20 ..
Arrive at Walhalla at 8.1)0 "
Leave Walhalla at 4.OU a. m.
'. Pendleton at 5.40
Arrive at Anderson nt 6.4') "
Thc train ?>ii? i et urn from Belton to Audersou
on '?i'..;.l-;*' and KrMay r?n>rnhigs.
" ..' . ; O." MEREDITH. Gen. Sap
Dec ?.. ISO?
Charlesion Hotel,
7'-'Zt ?. *0 'T "<"?. tjyr, ??,wf <n fi
UJUJu^V/iiJ?iiv? 4?/XJS &J ?a
THF undersigned respect tully informs his friends
and the travelling public, he has taken charge of
(he above well-known FIRST CLASS HOTEL,
and refurnished and refuted it, iu all its depart?
ments. . .
The celcorafH ARTESIAN WATER BATH.1?,
HOT, COLD and SHOWER, at all hours.
Coaches run to and from all Railroads and
Steamers, with attentive Porters. Tho patronage
of the travelling public is respect fully solicited.
' J. P. HORBACH. Agent,
Jan 20. 1868 32 Proprioior.
TO-PLA.Va'EKsT
MERO H ANTS?
AXD
SPECULATOKSi
ON and after this day we will be prepared to make
advances on cotton and all other produce shipped
to CEO. W. WILLIAMS & Co.. Charleston, or WIL?
LIAMS. TAYLOR & Co.. New Vori?. Parties wishing
advances, will furnish us thc railroad rcceipte for
the produce shipped.
SHARPE & FANT.
July 31. 1807 7
J. B. FVicGEE,
M?B?E&SiD?! C. EL, So ?.
Igg- Offers his services to tho public generally
in this and surrounding Districts, and will charge
moderate commissions.
Jan. 15, 1808 SO ?m
TUOS. E. CItKtiti. J- HO YD BRCNSOX'.
CHAS. E. (?REGO.
GREGG & CO.,
Importera and Dealert In
Sec., Sec:
Jofner Richardson and Taylor Streets
COLUMBIA, S. C.
Oct 0. ISC" 17
CL,
CHAELESTON, S- C.
HOARD, PER DAV, - - 83.00:
Mas. H. L. BUTTERFIELD,
A. BUTTER FI ED, Proprietress.
Superintendent.
March ll. 1808 SS
NICKERSOFS HOTEL
t?!,!S?3&, 8. &
Passengers convoyed to and from the De"
pots, free of charge.
T. S. N1CKERSON, Proprietor.
KOB'T. HAMILTON, Sup t.
Oct 10, 1807 18 ly
Cottee and. Sugar*
FOR sale at thc lowest market price f?.>r cash, or'
to exchange for country produce, by
CATER & \YALTERS.
Msroh 26, 1868 4A)