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VOL. 3. ANDERSON, S. 0, WEDNESDAY, AU&UST147T867! NO. 9.
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Another Letter from Hon. B. F.
Perry.
To the Editor of the Columbia Phoenix:
The. action,of the rump Congress, the
other day, in extra session, ought to con
? Tince every one that the Radical party
have no ihteation of restoring the Union
until the Southern States are thoroughly
liadicalized, and will elect Senators and
members of the House of that party. The
Kentucky representatives?nine in num
. ber, and all Democrats?havo been denied
their' seats in Congress, simply because
they were not Black Republicans. If the
Southern. States, under the reconstruction
policy of President Johnson, had elected
Radicals, and given any assurance of their
-adhesion to that party, no one can sup?
pose ithat their representatives would
have been excluded from Congress. In
-the fall of IS64, one of the first things
done-fay Congress was to purge the Sen?
ate, and exclude Democrats enough from
that body to give, them a two-thirds ma?
jority.
The question will be for the people of
the Southern States to decide, in the
?coming elections, whether they prefer to.
remain" as they are, or by calling conven?
tions, adopting negro suffrage and elect?
ing-Radieals, go back intothe Union.
Tfriat advantage to the South will it be
to increase the Black Republican majorit}*
"in Congress? How can we be benefited
by strengthening the hands of our op
,pressors? What interest can wepossibly
have in being represented in Congress by
traitors to the . South?men whom we
. must scorn and despise as Judas Isca riots
5n politics ? It is a sad and melancholy
; reflection on human nature, to see men
wboinaugurated the war,and were going
? to die in the last ditch, now seeking to go
"back into the Union, stripped of every
-'principle and right which they vowed to
tiefend, with Black Republican collars
" around their necks. ?AJV disgustingto
see base, unprincipled wuitc men seeking
office and position by- hypocritically pan?
dering to the ignorant, criminal and ru?
inous prejudices and aspirations of the
? .riegro! .1 would greatly prefer seeing
-every office on the State filled by the
.honest intelligent negroes, than by such
unprincipled and shameless men.
I once said to President Johnson, in
?.reply to a dispatch sent me, about Union
men.being excluded from office under the
Provisional Government, that I had mado
it a rule through lifo" to confide in the
'politics of no one who was not morally
itonest and trustworthy in private life,
and: that my experience had taught me
.the fact tliat a man-who had no moral
principle could have no political principle. J
Hence it is that we see those who were I
foremost in succession, while secession was
in the ascendant and the road to honor
and distinction, power and position, now
fawning at the feet of the oppressor, while
; tyranny and oppression are all'powerful.
"Tbey.earo not whom they serve, or what
"-?principles they advocate, provided they
can promote their own selfish views. But
- they would even have us believe that the
great interests of the country were foro
.most in their thoughts. ^
Immediately after it was known that j
shivery ?voyfd have to be.abolished, I ex?
pressed the opinion that it would be wise
?' and.prudent to "permit negroes, who had
- acquired a property and-educational quali?
fication, to v*<xo in all the Southern States.
? I thought itj$s would be asafety valve for
political society. It would gratify and
.'appease the, intelligent and most iufluen
' tial ,pf that class, and make them good
.cHteeriSy-itJfstead of being disturbers ot tlie
-- 'peace', ylt. would hold out an inducement
tt) all^-hd.had any disposition or wish to
rise ...above tho common hord ! And no
;ev.ih?coul.d result frow it, as I supposed
very few, comparatively,~ would ever bo
abre to attain tho privilege, and when
; t?vy did, they would always vote with
? ^he higher and better educated class ot
Avhites. I expressed a similar opinion
.-r many, years ago, in regard to recapturing
^logitive slaves. I thought it well for so
' ciety that whena slave had acquired such
ii'Iove for freedom as to prompt him to
flee to the Northern States, and possessed
7 intelligence sufficient to make his escape,
ho ought not to be brought back. In
. this way tho bold, daring and reckless?
they who wcro most likely to disturb the
public peace?would be out of the coun?
try, and there would be greater safety
from (hose left behind.
But my opinion thus expressed was de?
nounced by those who are now urging
universal suffrage for the negro, or at
advocating tho call of a convention, by
which universal suffrage is to be estab?
lished. I likewise advocated, at the samo
time, the:propriety of permitting negroes
to give testimony in all csises in our courts
of justice. This, too, was sternly resisted
by those who are now willing to confer
on the negro the right of holding office,
to get back into the "glorious Union,"
which they once hated and despised so
cordially.
In one of my previous communications,
I stated that Professor Agassis had proved
conclusively that the negro was of an in
.ferior race to that of tho white man, and
had a different origin. In saj-ing this, I
did not intend to insinuate, as some of the
negroes seemed to think I did, that God
? was not their "father," as well as the
?white man's father. They are certainly
both creations of the samo Almighty
band.' They are doubtless, too, equally
under the protection of tho Almighty,
.and equally dear to Him in their respec?
tive spheres?spheres in which He placed
tbcm and for which he mado them. The
horse and the jackass are both alike the
creations of God. Ho did not creato
them of the same type', or make them one
and the aamc animal. Ho gave to one
beauty of form and symmetry, spirit and
fleetness; and to the other strength, en?
durance and other valuable qualities. So
He distinguished between the negro and
white mailt To tho former he has
given a black skin and a woolly head,
greater strength and less brain. He has
adapted him to labor, and given him pores
which defy malaries and fevers. To the
other He has given a white skin and a
head of hair, less strength and larger
brain, adapted to higher thoughts and
greater intellectual improvements.
But God loves his whole creation
equally, and it is to be presumed that he
has the same regard for the owl that he
has for the eagle, and so with tho jackass,
the whito man and tho negro, provided,
always, that the one is as faithful in the
discharge of his mission on earth as the
other. It is by no means a crime or fault
on the part of the jackass, that he can?
not run as swiftly as the horse. Ho was
not created for such fleetness; and so with
the negro, he has not been endowed by
God with tho same volume of brain that
the white man has, and he is not to
blame for being unable to compete with
him in science and knowledge. Ho is an
inferior animal to the white man. God
made him such as he is for wise purposes,
as he made the ass inferior to the lior*e.
It is as foolish to think of making poets,
artists and statesmen out of negroes as it
would be to make a race horse or a spirited
charger in battle-out of a jackass. You
may give tho negro tho right of suffrage
and the right to hold office, and make
him a legislator; and so you may enter
tho ass for a four-mile heat with the
blooded horse, or you may mount him in
buttle for a charge on the enemy ; but both
would be equallj unwise and disastrous,
for you are attempting to pervert nature
and the laws of God.
Professor Agasssiz, of Harvard Col?
lege, Massachusetts, the most learned and
scientific naturalist the world has ever
produced, declares most confidently, after
a lifetime of thought and observation on
the subject, "that the negro and the white
man were created as specifically different
as the owl and the eagle. They were de?
signed to fill different places in the sys?
tem of nature. The negro is no more a
negro by accident or misfortune than the
owl is the kind of bird he is by accident
or misfortune. The negro is no more the
white man's brother than the owl is the
sister ot the eagle, or than the ass is the
brother of the horse." "There are," says
the same great authority, "over one hun?
dred specific differences between the bonal
and nervous sj-stcrn of the white man and
the negro, indeed, their forms are alike
in no particular. Thero is not a bone in
the negro's body relatively of the same
shape, size, articulation, or chemically of
the same composition, as that of the white
man. The negro's bones contains a far
greater per ccntagc of calcareous salts
than those of the white man. Even the
negro's blood is chemically a very differ?
ent fluid from that which courses in the
veins of the white man. The whole physi?
cal organization of the negro differs quite
as much from the white man as it does
from that of the chimpanzee?that is. in
his bones, muscles, nerves and fibres. The
chimpanzee has not much further to pro?
gress to bceomo a negro than the negro
has to become a white man. This fact
science inexorably demonstrates."
It is agreed by all scientific men who
have turned their attention to this subject
that the capacity, by measurement, of
the skull of the white man is ninety-seven
cubic inches, that is, the average of cme
thousand or an}-greater number of skulls.
The negro has sixty-six cubic inches; the
North American Judian has sixty-three
cubic inches; the native Australian has
fifty-six cubie inches. Sir Charles Lyall,
than whom thero can be no higher au?
thority, says the feet and hands, the arms
I and legs of the white man and negro are
unlike in measurement. The hand of the
negro is one-twelfth larger and one-tenth
broader than the hand of the white man ;
, his foot is one-eighth longcrand one-ninth
broader than the white man's; his fore
I arm is one-tenth shorter, and the same is
j true of tho bones from the knee to the
ankle. The skeleton is unlike in the
j whole in weight and measurement, and
unlike in every bone of it.
In the most admirable speech of tho j
Hon. W. Mutigen, of Ohio, lately delivered
in Congress, (and to which I am greatly
indebted for much that I have said,) it is
boldly asserted, on the authority of sci?
entific men, that the world does not afford
an instance of a mulatto in the fifth gen?
eration. The hybrid race become extinct
after the fourth generation, unless they
have intermixed with one or the other of
the original races. So it is with all ani?
mals. The mule dots not breed at all.
The wolf and jackal, the dog and fox.
have produced hybrids, which always be?
come extinct, in tho third generation.
These animals, like the negro and white
man, wore regarded, at one time, as only
different varieties of the same species.
But experiment shows them to have been
different creations, as it does the negro
and white man.
I repeat what I havo said in a former
article, that I have ever been tho friend
and protector of tho negro through life.
This mj- former slaves will vouch for me.
My house servants, eight or ten in num?
ber, have never left me, and are still living
with mo on tho same terms they did
While slaves. It is because I wish well to
the negro that I am unwilling to see him
placed in a falso position. Ho is unfit to
exercise the right of suffrage, and will he
como the dupe and tool of base and de?
signing men. A war of races will ensue,
and the negro, being tho weaker and less
intelligent, will bo exterminated in such a
war. Extinction will be tho result of this
great boon, bestowed on them for the sole
nttroose of strengthening tho Radical
party. General Benjamin F. Butler said
to did, eighteen months ago, that all the
Radical party wished was, to hare -'im?
partial suffrage." He said that we might
declare that no one should vote, unless he
was a graduate of the South Carolina
College. All that the Radicals then
thought of was equality between the
races. But now, they are determined to
have tho negro vote, in order to radical?
ize the South.
In the negro convention which sat the
other day, in Columbia, it was claimed
that, in the next Presidential election
there should be placed on the Radical
ticket a negro, cither tor President or
Vice-President. It was contended, too,
that the lands should bo divided into
small farms, so that each head of a family
might get a homestead. If the land?
owners refused this division, then their
lands should be taxed so heavily as to
force them to part with them. There is
considerable ingenuity in this scheme of
confiscation. The whites who vote for a
convention to avoid confiscation on the
part of Congress, will find themselves
nicely caught by the negroes in conven?
tion. As 1 have already said, they Avill
find that, after sacrificing their honor, the
rights of the State, and the principles of
self-government and constitutional liber?
ty, they have lost their lands into the
bargain. Another scheme of the negroes,
promulgated in their recent convention,
is to have nothing taxed but property.
This will release the negroes from all
taxes, as they do not own property. Then,
the property of the State is to be taxed,
to establish free schools and colleges all
over the State, for the education of their
children, without expense to the negroes!
Again, they declare in convention, and
have made it a part of their platform,
that the old negroes, and infirm negroes
and paupers, are to be supported by the
property of the white men, instead of
taking care of their o*vnaged parents and
pauper kindred.
In the twelfth article adopted b}- this
Radical negro convention, they avow
openly their purpose of disfranchising all
who have served in the Confederate army,
or aided and abetted the war. They are
disposed to take a step, and a wide one,
beyond tho Radicals in Congress. The
whito Radicals havo disfranchised only
those who have filled public offices; but
the black Radicals arc determined to ex?
tend it to all who wore, in the army,
which includes almost the entire white
population. This will be accomplished in
that convention which the white people
arc going to vote for?a convention to
disfranchise themselves, confiscate their
property; and place the State absolutely
under the control of the negroes. Was
there ever such folly and madness heard
of before in the civilized world '( In sack?
cloth and ashes they will have to repent
their stupidity and dishonor.
This negro Radical convention further
demands a revision of our laws and the
reorganization of our courts. They, a
set of paupers, ignorant and debased, arc
to govern the State, and the white men,
who own all the property, are to pay the
expenses of the State. They speak of
building railroads ! No doubt a thousand
schemes will he concocted for spending
the white man's money, for the benefit ot
the negro, before they proceed to take it
from him by force or fraudulent legisla?
tion. Horrible, most horrible, is the fu?
ture of our poor State and degraded peo?
ple. No one seems to realize our true
situation. It is now as it was in the days
of secession. We are standing, like idiots,
on a magazine of powder, flourishing in
our hands a firebrand, and laughing at
the beautiful ring of ribbon it makes in
fho dark. The explosion will come, must
come, sooner or later, and bring with it
universal death and destruction to the
people and property of the Slate.
In Liberia, where thcro i$ a nation of
negroes, sent from the United States, and
where they have formed a government,
no white man is allowed to hold ofiice, or
vote at an}' election for any office. This
is wise and proper; and they have thought
it necessary to make this exclusion for
their own peace and prosperity. Have
not the while men the same right to ex?
clude the negro from the right of suffrage,
when they know that the negroes have a
majority in this State, and will seize the
government of the State if permitted to
vote ?
It is idle folly to tell the people of
South Carolina that capital and immi?
grants will flow into tho State when re?
constructed on the Black Republican
platform. On the contrary, as soon as
this negro government is organized, every
dollar of foreign capital in South Carolina
will be withdrawn, and not one cent will
come hero seeking investment. Nor will
any foreigners move here to settle, under
negro rule, and the confusion and dis?
turbance which it will give rise to in the
State. Mr. Calhoun predicted, years ago,
that if the negro was set free the North?
ern people would insist on his right of
suffrage, and if allowed, tho negroes
would seize the govornment, and the
whito people would have to lcavo the
State. He further said that the former
owners would lose all infiuenco over their
frcedmcn, whoso sympathies and partiali?
ties would be for Northern men and vile
emissaries sent hero to control them. 1
think it is pretty generally acknowledged
even now that all control of tho nogro in
the coming election is already gono from
their former masters. General Hampton
and his friohds had just as well try to con?
trol a herd of wild buffaloes in the vast
prairies of the West as the negro vote of
Columbia. B. F. PERRY.
Gheenville, S. C, Juiy 27,1867.
_-o
? A. "monster in human form" says
that the only timo a woman does not ex?
aggerate is when she is talking of her
own ago.
A Ghost Story. .
The customary monotony of a country
town, not far from Cincinnati, has recent?
ly been broken by an occurrence that is
rather ghostly in its surroundings. It
seems that a wealthy old farmer lives
there who, like wealthy old farmers gene?
rally, possesses a young and beautiful
daughter, which he loved passing well,
hut much as he loved her, (and she was
his only child, and comfort, too, for that
matter, his wife being dead.) he loved
massive and glittering greenbacks more.
It has been remarked that young and
beautiful daughters of wealthy old farm?
ers are not long without suitors, and Ma?
ry had one?that's her name. Her suit?
or suited Mary and Mary suited her suitor,
which made them both suitors. Another
peculiarity connected with the wealth}'
old -farmer-and-beautiful-and-only - daugh?
ter business is that the suitor is poor,
which don't suit the old man, however
well it may suit her. One day, having
come to a perfect understanding with
Mary about the matter, this poor young
man called upon the father and stated his
love for his daughter, and his desire to
pay her board and washing for the rest of
her life?in short, to marry her. The old
man was thunderstruck, (there being no
lightning lying around loose at that mo?
ment to hit him.) The audacity of the
poor young man paralyzed him for a mo?
ment. It was almost equal to a doso of
numb palsy.
Recovering, however, he kicked him out
of the house in a summary manner, (he
thought some Marys wouldn't do it.) and
ordered him never to set foot in it again.
Then he ordered Mary to her room, and
locking her in, kept her for weeks on
bread and water, beef-steak and stewed
potatoes, ham and eggs, brook trout, to?
matoes, green corn, tea and coffee. &c,
with tlie evident intention of starving
her to give up her lover. But, notwith?
standing this exhausting diet, she didn't
fall off in her love for her Edward, nor in
flesh.
One thing that added to the rage of
this stubborn old dad. was the fact that
he desired her to marry a rich old bache?
lor, (now we are coming to it,) who own?
ed a farm adjoining. Uniting two loving
hearts was very well, but uniting two fine
farms was a great deal better. So he told
Mary, but she couldn't sec it by the small
kerosene lamp with which her chamber
was lighted, and so the old agricultural
wretch got madder and madder, and fi?
nally swore she should marry tho farm
adjoining (the other name is immaterial)
whether she would or not. He actually
set the day, and had the farm?wo mean
the old chap who owned it?come over to
be married. In his anger and rage he
had forgotten about the necessary adjunct
of a clergyman; so leaving the party, be
mounted his horse and rode fiercely away
after the adjunct. We cannot describe
the feelings of the girl, as we were never
situated precisely like her. "\\"e can im?
agine them, though, and so can tho read?
er.
j An hour, perhaps, had transpired after
the departure of the cruel parent, when
ho came riding up the lane which led to
the house as though the?well, as though
somebody was after him whose acquaint
unce he did not desire to make. Reach?
ing the porch, he tumbled oft' rather than
dismounted, and was so paid and affright?
ed in appearance that any man who owed
him money and couldn't pay him wouldn't,
have recognized him. His knees smote
together, and he looked down tho lane as
though he expected some pursuing foe to
appear. He was assisted to his room and
went to bed at once, so great was his ex?
haustion. He ordered the daughter re?
leased and brought to him. and then he
ordered the expectant bridegroom, tho
old bachelor farmer, out of the house.
Iiis daughter came, and when ho was
sufficiently recovered to speak, he reveal?
ed the cause of his affright.
Ho said as ho was riding toward the
Parson's, and while passing through a
narrow portion of the road lined on either
side with trees and ?hrab'ociy, suddenly
his horso stopped short, and snorted with
tear. He looked, and saw a figure as of
a woman, although her face was conceal?
ed, all in white, standing in the middle of
the road, pointing a stern and threatening
linger for him to go back. He instantly
heeded the supernatural warning, and
turning his horse's head, rode back much
faster than he came.
"And who do you think it was, father,"
said Mary, who had been listening with
almost breathless attention.
11 The spirit of your dead and gone moth?
er, child."
And then his old terror coming over
him, ho covered his head in the bed
clothes, and shook the bedstead with tho
terror of bis fear.
He became calmer at length, but said
he was satisfied ho would never know
peace until he had repaired tho wrong he
had done his daughter. Ho was satisfied
the spirit of his wife had stood in his way
to signify her displeasure with the course
ho was taking regarding herchild. Long
stories are tedious after ono sees tho de?
nouement. Briefly, then?ho sent for
Edward, who was found surprisingly soon;
then he sent for a clergyman, and with
something of his old impcriousncss, or?
dered the lovers to stand up and bo mar?
ried.
They wouldn't stand it from anybody
but him, of course, but they obeyed, and
tho ceremony was performed. A curious
smile stole over the features of tho gush?
ing Edward whon the story of the ghost
was related to him, but he expressed duo
amazement. It afterwards got whispered
around that Edward played tho ghost
himself; but no man is going to roako a
ghost of himself to win a wife. This is
an o'er true tale.?Cincinnati Times.
--
How Tennessee was Settled.
"Yes," said Tom. "there she is." "Who?"
said I. "Did I never tell you," said Tom,
"about that old woman you sec over
there buying snuff and calico at the cor?
ner grocery? Well, you know this part
of the country (West Tennessee) was
settled originally by old Virginians and a
large sprinkling of people from the State
of Buncombe, in North Carolina; you
know the State of Buncombe, don't you?"
We confessed our ignorance of geography,
and Tom went out of his way to tell us
that Buncombe was situate in that region
cd' Tar river which burnt up some time
ago, and consisted of four counties known
as Upper and Lower Hog Thief, Promise
Fair, and Never Pay. "But, as I was go?
ing on to tell, the way this part of the
country happened to be settled was this:
Some families from Virginia, in moving
out West, passed through the State of
Buncombe. They all had regular old
fashioned covered road wagons, the hind
wheels of which were, as usual,
much larger than the fore wheels. A
wagon of any sort was something new
in those parts and everybody turned out
along the road to sec them; a great many
followed them, expecting every moment
to see the big wheels overtake the little
ones. In this way. they kept on until
they got clear over west of the mountains,
and not having over sense enough to get
back, settled down right there." " Look
here, Tom," said one. "you don't intend
we should believe that ?" "Pledge you
my word it's true as preaching?yer.."
"But what about the old woman. Tom ?''
said one of the party. "Well," said he.
"she was one among those first ones who
followed the wagons from Buncombe.
After she had been out here about ten or
fifteen years, her father died in old Vir?
ginia and left a parcel of negroes to be
divided among his children. There war'nt
many negroes in this settlement, and
those who did have them were looked up?
on as sort of aristocrats. So when that
old woman heard of her fortune she at
once made arrangements to get the chat?
tels, and one Monday morning, bright and
early, she and the old man harnessed up
the only horso they had, put their best
leather bed in the bottom of the wagon,
and started for Virginia to bring their ne?
groes home. After weeks of travel they
reached the old homestead, and secured
their share of the common fortune in the
shape of an old negro wench by the name
of Nancy. They placed her right in the
middle of the big feather bed and hauled
her all the way back to West Tennessee.
The}- of course had to walk, but that was
nothing; they were the proud owners of
slaves and could afford to do a great many
things that their poor neighbors could
not.
"When they arrived home the old wo?
man was so proud of being called 'Miss
Betsey' that she would go to the door of
the log cabin and call to Nancy, who was
in the kitchen, N-a-n-c-i-c; and the an?
swer would invariably come back. 'What
do you want Miss Betsey!" ?Nothing at
all; only want to hear you call mo Miss
Betsey.' Fact," said Tom, "and one time
1 was* there just alter they got home. Eli
and some more of us were going up on
the crooked fork of Little Sandy to fish,
and stopped to get a little water to mix
with something one of the boys had in a
jug. Nancy was down at the spring just
under the hill doing tho washing, and tho
old woman went out in the back yard,
and yelled at the top of her voice :N-a-n
c-y!' and way under the hill I heard the
answer, 'W-h-a-t d-o y-o-u w-a n-t, M-i-s-s
B-c-t-s-c-y ?' Then tho old woman sung
out again, 'Oh, nothing, I only wanted to
hear you call mo .Miss Betsey from the
s-p-r-i-n-g!'"
By this time everybody was laughing
fit to kill themselves, except Tom, whose
face was without a wrinkle. "Yes, sir,"
said he, "I believe in ancestry; nothing
like knowing where we all sprung from.
I Come, boys, if Judd has any schnapps left
j let's take a drink."?JST. 0. Crescent.
Andersoxville vs. Camp Morton.?If
the rebels deliberately starved and tortur?
ed our prisoners to death in their vile
prison pens, why is it that the reports of
tho War Department show a greater pro?
portion of deaths among rebel prisoners
in the North than among Union prison?
ers in tho South ? Why is it that rebel
prisoners at Camp Morton, Johnson's
Island, and other points, who were kindly
treated, comfortably clothed, well fed, and
scientifically doctored, died out of the ser?
vice more rapidly than our own men who
were starved, frozen, shot, inoculated with
hospital gangrene, and otherwise fiendish?
ly tortured to death in tho hells of Belle
Isle, Salisbury and Andersonville ??7/i
dianapoiis Herald.
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How it was Done.?An Irishman, ad?
dicted to telling queer stories, said he saw
a man beheaded with his hands tied be?
hind him, who directly picked up his head
and put it on his shoulders in tho right
place.
"Ha! ha! ha I" said a bystander. "How
could he pick up his head when his hands
were tied behind him?"
"An'auro what a purty fool ye arc!"
said Pat. "Couldn't he pick it up with
his lathe? To tho devil wid yer bothera?
tion !"
? Miss Buchanan, onco rallying her
cousin, an officer, on his courage, said:
"Now, Mr. Harris, do you really mean to
tell mc you can walk up to a cannon's
mouth without fear?" "Yes," was tho
prompt reply, "or a Buchanan's either."
And he did.
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? If a woman docs keep a secrofc ft is
pretty pnre to be with "rsllfnj:" offooi-. '
The Intelligencer Job Offiife.
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this department, we are prepared to execute
In the neatest style and on tlie most reasonable
terms. Legal Blanks, Bill Heads, Posters, Cards,
Handbills. Pamphlets, Labels, and in fact every
style of work usually done in a country Printing
Office.
fiS?* In all cases, the money will be required
upon delivery of the work. Orders, accompanied
with the cash, will receive prompt attention.
Ex-President Pierce.
"Warwick," an Alabama correspondent
of the New York Day Book, is on the qui
vice for the man for the next Presidency,
and concludes thus:
There is, under God. but one salvation
for this poor country of ours, and that is
in tho restoration ol the glorious Consti?
tution of our grand, old, inspired fathers.
Nobody can restore that but the people of
the Democratic party. Away with the
timid, temporizing, demoralized "leaders,"
who are harmless and lifeless as the huge
granite lions which guard the avenues to
an Egyptian temple. They are blind,
and dead, and dumb, and cold, and heavy
as marble! They, "having ejrcs do not
see, having ears, they do not hear." They
are dumb and motionless, and without a
pulse of living power! Away with them !
"The Democracy" wants no such "Lead?
ers !" A great work is to bo done! The
ship is on fire in a raging storm, at sea.
There is consternation in every face.
Who is the man to Extinguish the Flames
and save the Ship ? To save the Consti?
tution, we have, first of all, to be in earn?
est. We must satisfy the people that we
are in earnest. I believe that Franklin
Pierce, of New Hampshire, as a candidate
for the Presidency, can bring to the cause
of the Constitution, every Democratic vote
in tho United States. He is tried, has a
good, clear head, and sound, brave heart,
and what is of infinite moment, in these
times, "can speak well." Moses knew
the importance of this in a Democracy,
and God recognized it in the appointment
of Aaron. "Say what they may of Frank?
lin Pierce," said old Ex-Governor Marcy,
then a magnificent Secretary of State,
before whose logical battery Daniel Web?
ster and the Federal host did not and
could not stand, "say what they will of
Frankklin Pierce, he can beat them all
spealdng." Pierce had been talking to the
heroes of tho Mexican war. Spealdng!
Let no man say he has not been as great
in action. Modest, almost too modest, he
has always been courageous and success?
ful. A hero in the field, a statesman in
council, a patriot under all trials of provo?
cation. We had as well begin to consoli?
date a party on tho old foundations. Tho
support of Franklin Pierce for the Presi?
dency, by the true Jefferosnian Democra?
cy, would be a long stride towards the
ultimate victory which awaitsjthem.
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"Innocent Amusements in Texas."?
Under this heading the New York Even?
ing Post gets off the following excellent
radical sensation. It only needs the en?
dorsement of one or two Southern radi?
cal papers to make it just as good as tho
truth:
The scene is a town of interior Texas.
The actors are two planters of the old
regime.
They sit under a verandah, smoking
and spitting.
Jones?"Come, Smith, lei's ride home."
Smith?"I'm not ready yet. I have
not shot a nigger tc-day. I won't go
home without shooting a nigger."
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Jones?"\veli, it s late now; too late to
shoot niters to-dav."
Smith?"jNo.it is not; I'm not going
?home without shooting a nigger."
Jones?"Shoot that bov walking over
there."
Smith-?-Iooking at him critically?"No,
I won't shoot him;fire's rather a good
fellow : I'll.shoot another."
Jones?"Wellcome, mount; wo'll see
one on the road."
They mount and ride away. Present?
ly t hey ride by a hut, in tho doorway of
which sits a negro man. Jones reins up.
"There. I guess I'll shoot him; he's a
good mark there."
Pu Is out his pistol, fires, kills the negro.
Jones?"Now we'll go home; I made
up my mind to shoot a nigger before I
Went homo this night."
Jones and Smith were arrested; being
"gentlemen" they demanded to be hand?
ed over to the civil authorities. They
were at once let out on easy bail. There?
upon the military authorities re-arrested
them; and we hear they are to be tried
by military authority, and will probably
be hanged?unless somebodv bails them
again."
Sectional Oxen.?A minister traveling
along a Texas road met a stranger driving
his wagon, which was pulled by four
oxen. As the minister approached he
heard the driver say:
"Get up, Presbyteriau ! Gee, Cambell
ite! Haw, Baptist! What are vou doing,
Methodist ?"
The minister, struck with the singular?
ity of such names being given to the oxen,
remarked :
"Stranger, 3-on have strange names lor1
your oxen, and I wish to know why they
have such names given to them."
The driver replied: "I call that lead ox
in front Presbyterian, because he is true
blue, and never fails; he believes in pull?
ing through iu eveiy difficult place, per?
severing to tho end; and then he knows
more than all tho rest. The one by his
side I call Campbellitc; he does very well
I when you let him go his own way, until
ho sees water, and then nil tho* world
could not keep him out of it, and there he
stands as if his journey was ended. This
off ox is a real Baptist, for he is all tho
time after water, and will not eat with
tho others, but is constantly looking on
ono side and then on the other, and at
everything that comes near him. The
other which I call Methodist, makes a
great' noiso and a great to do, and you
would think he was pulling all creation,
but ho don 't pull a pound."
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? "Well, wifo, you can't say I over
contracted bad habits." "No, sir; you
generally expanded them."
? Give strict attention to your own af
fairf - snd consider vour wife one of them.