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An Independent Family Journal?Devoted to Politics, literature and General Intelligence.
YOL. 2. ANDERSON, S. C, THURSDAY,. JANUARY 3, 1867. NO. 29.
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It is the habit of 6ome persons to take
a look under the bed before retiring for
the night. Mrs. Evergreen, my beloved
wife, indulges, if indulgence it can be call
jsd, in this peculiar practice. I do not
object to it in the least so long as she does
not enforce ^he performance upon myself,
but when, as is sometimes the case, she
forgets it until she has put out. the light
and ensconced herself under the comfor?
ter, then it is hard that I, who am not
troubled with nervous apprehensiveness,
should have to get out in the cold and do
it for her. I have often remarked to
Mrs. Evergreen, when I have seen her
prying under the bed, that it was a silly I
habit; and that the sooner she gave it up I
the better. To this gentle admonition j
vmy better-half invariably rejoins:
"La, Evergreen, what harm does it do?
It's a kind of satisfaction to know that J
nobody's under there, and then I don't!
think of such a horrible thing after I'm]
in bed."
"I think, my dear, you might just as
well pursue your investigations further, j
. and look into the bureau drawers and in
the clothes basket!"
"Evergreen," she will rejoin, "don't
mention the idea, or I shall certainly do
so. Come to think of it, a man could j
very easily get into the clothes-basket!" J
"Certainly he could, my dear, quite as J
easily as Falstaff. You should certainly
include the clothes-basket, and by-the-by,-j
there's the chimnev; why not look upl
that as well?"
"Now, Evergreen, you are laughing at
me. But I can't leave off the habit, and j
1 never will. It's a comfort for me tol
know that there's nothing wrong about
it, and I don't see why you should de- j
prive me of it."
So under the bqd goes the candle, and J
no signs of humanity being discovered,!
Mrs. Evergreen is able to repose in peace.
Bat, as already observed, this precaution-j
ary act is sometimes forgotten, and I am
sometimes obliged to rise, light the lamp
and report. I've done it rather morefre- j
qucntly of late than Is agreeable, and j
have intimated as much to Mrs. E. She]
. says: J
"Very well, Evergreen, I will do it my?
self."
But this procedure is almost equally as j
bad, for she invariably lets the cold in on I
me, both in getting out and getting in.
If it were not for increasing this mental
idiosyncracy on the part of Mrs. Ever- J
green, by giving her some good reason to J
t apprehend danger; [should relate to her J
what I am about to lay before the reader.
In this narration, therefore, I ask the j
public most particularly to bear in mind (
that Mrs. Evergreen is of a sensitive na- j
ture, rather apprehensive and slightly j
superstitious, and that what I have to j
say must, under no circumstances, be told I
again. It for two-aud-twenty years?j
(that is the period of our wedded life.and I
happy years have they been)?if, I say, j
I have for this long period refrained from j
imparting the matter to the beloved!
sharer of my joys and partaker of my J
" sorrows, surely the public (which, as we j
know, always does keep a secret,) will j
keep mine.
All yoong men, I suppose, have love I
. affairs before they eventually fix their af?
fection on the one who is to bless their J
. lot in life. I know that I had, and I don't j
regret it. Kcgret it! far from it. Mrs.
Evergreen is not present, and therefore I
have no hesitation in saying that if I had
my life to live over again I'd like to go
through with the same sentimental expe?
rience, particularly if it was to be sue-11
ceeded by again leading to tho hymeneal I
altar the present Mrs. Evergreen.
I was not bad looking when I was in
my twenties. I think I may go further
and confidently say that "Gus. Ever?
green" was a decided favorite among the
girls of Oakville, and I really believe that
X could have had any of them "for the
asking." As I before remarked, Mi's.
Evergreen is not present, and I indulge
my thoughts somewhat more freely than
would otherwise be the case. I don't
think that I cared particularly for any
' of the Oakville girls, however, and II
might have kept my heart whole to this j
day if it bad not been for the circum- {
stance which I am about to relate.
Fred. Evans, who had been my chum
at school, came to make me a visit at J
Oakville "for a day or two," as he said,
when he came; but he made it a week or
two easily enough after I'd taken him
about a little among the "young ladies."
IrVhen that time had expired Fred said he
really must go, as he' didn't know what j
his father and mother would think of his
' long absence; but it ended in his reliev?
ing their anxiety by a letter and sending
for his trunk. I knew how the matter
was perfectly well, and that Belle Bron
son had bewitched him out of his five
senses. Fred used to put it on to the
"country air and tho quiet which was
benefitting his health, etc." But it was
no use trying to deceive me, and I told
him so. Then ho owned op frankly, and
I promised to help him all I could, if he
requirod any help in the prosecution of
his suit. I never thought Belle a flirt, or
. that she would willingly distress any hu?
man being; but she had a way of looking
into one's eyes as if to captivate them for
her mere personal amusement.
At any rate she had a larger share of
beaax than the other girls, but all their
attentions came to nothing. 1 feared it
might be so with Fred Evans, and warn?
ed him accordingly; bnt Fred said he'd |
"have her if he tried all his life;" that
. "without her, life was naught to him ;"
that "she was the only living being who
bad ever awakened a real emotion in his
breast," etc. After that I said no more,
closely observed the lovers, and soon
came to the conclusion that Fred was by
do mcanB disagreeabio to her. Things
went on in this way without any definite
results, until Fred received a sudden sum?
mons home on account of his mother's
illness. When he came back to renew
his visit, he insisted upon staying at Oak
ville Hotel, rather than wear out his wel?
come at our house, and finding remon?
strance unavailing, there he went. Tho
landlord (honest old Downsbury?I won?
der if he yot lives) gave Fred, at my sug?
gestion, his best bedroom, "No. 20"?I
am particular in mentioning the numbor.
'?He shall have No. 20," said Downsbury.
"Any friend of yours, Master Augustus,
shall have the best I have to give as long
as I'm landlord." It was a pleasant room,
looking out on the distant and the beau?
tiful branch of the Black Water; but
what cared Fred for scenery ? he was in
the hands of the blind god, and could not
see even as far as his nose, except iu the
direction of Belle's cottage, fused to
go over to Fred's room and smoke my
segar, while he, poor wretch, expatiated
on his sufferings' doubts and solicitude.
Did she love him ? that was the question
which disturbed every moment of his ex?
istence, and to which, with the closest
reasoning, he could not bring himself to
a satisfactory reply. Sometimes he
thought a word or a sign settled the point
beyond a doubt in his favor;; and at oth?
ers he fancied he read a coolness and in?
difference ia her eyes. In this condition
of uncertainty he dared not press the
question lest a hasty step might bring
him to grief.
At Fred's oarnest solicitation I prom?
ised to 60und Belle as to her sentiments,
if a favorable opportunity presented it?
self, or at any rate to let her know in an
indirect way that Fred was languishing
in distress on her account, and thus givo
her no excuse for unnecessarily prolong?
ing his misery. It so happened, however,
that my services were not called into re?
quisition. Belle Broneon, because of the
sudden arrival at her house of somo coun?
try cousins, was obliged to give up her
room?bor mother's eottago being a smull
one?and lo occupy, for a single night, a
room at the hotel. We would have 1
cheerfully offered her guests accommoda?
tions at our houso, but we were in tho i
same predicament. An agricultural fair i
in the village had brought many stran?
gers into the place, and our own guests
were so numerous that I had given up
my room to two of t hem, and had inten?
ded asking Fred Evans to let me pass the
night with him.
l?or this purpose I went to the hotel at
a late hour, and proceeded at once to i
Fred's room, but, to my surprise, found i
no one there. I did not even notice that <
his trunk was gone, or suspect tho fact, i
which aftcrwanis became apparent, that
"to oblige some lady guest for this night 1
only," as the landlord expressed it, Fred
had consented to give up "No. 20," and '
occupy a small room in the roar of the J
building. The gas being turned up I
took a book to wait his return, and hear- .
ing at last what appeared to be steps ap- ]
preaching the room, and supposing it to i
be Fred, in a momentary impulse to play <
a joke on him, I slipped under a bed, a ;
large and high one, intending to imitate 1
a cat, (of which animal I knew he had a
detestation,) as soon as he entered tho I
room. The door opened, and I w:is on ?
the point of indulging in my ventriloqui- <
Eil faculty by giving a long drawn mieow,
when, from my hiding place, I beheld <
Belle Bronson take quiet possession of I
the apartment 1
My astonishment was so great, and tho '
sense of mortification so intense, that I i
did not, as I should have done, make my- '
self immediately known to her. 'Thus i
the opportunity for discovery and expla?
nation was lost. I dared not move a i
bair, but hoped sincerely that somo ex?
cuse might take hor out of the room for
a moment, and so facilitate my escape.
She, however, locked tho door, removed
the key, and, as I kuew by the sound,
prepared to retire. Finally she kneeled
down beside the bed, and clasping her
hands and bowing her head, (so fearfully
near to mine that I could hear the soft
words in my very ear,) she offered up her
evening prayer in a manner so full of
feeling, and with such sweet accents of
womanly tenderness and devotion, that I
felt as if she was an angel bonding over
the vilest of mortals. That prayer went
to my very heart; but one portion went
through it and held it captive. Never
shall I forget my feeling of surprise and
deep emotion when I heard her utter
these words: "Bless my dear mother,
sisters and friends; bless all around me,
and, 0 God ! bless him I love, Augustus
Evergreen, and shower down thy mer?
cies, over him. Amen." 'Ah, Augustus,"
said my divinity to herself, as she rose
from her devoted attitude, "if you but
knew that I named your very name in
my prayers, you would be less indifferent
to me!"
If I breathed short before, after this
my breath seemed to desert me entirely,
and I verily thought that the beating of
my heart would betray me. Belle, pure
as an angel to me then, and white as a
snow-flake, proceeded to turn off the gas
and get into bed. I felt her soft pressure
over my head, and shruuk closer and
closer to the hard floor upon which I was
extended. What thoughts rushed through
my brain. Above me lay a young and
unsophisticated girl, wholly unconscious
that the one she loved lay so closely to
her, and who had, for the first time, been
made aware of her interest in him, by
hearing words which she supposed went
only to Heaven ! I knew then that the
night must pass away, and the morning
come, and that Belle must first leave the
apartment before I could venture to
change oven my position.
Belle had lain perfectly motionless for
several minutes and was, I flattered my?
self, losing herself in sleep, when sudden?
ly she exclaimed to herself, "There^-I
haven't looked under the bed ?" A
ror ran through me; all is lost;
should I do ? Seile rose, and I heard
feeling for the matches. She struck
and was moving toward the gas li
when the lucifer went out, leaving
darkness again. Blessed relief; butli
brief! Again I heard her feeling for
matches and trying to light one after an
other, as they failed to ignite; then
"Oh, dear, there are no more!" e
from her lips. "Safe! safe !" whi
my soul to me, and I thanked God in
lence for my delivorance. Belle g
back to the bed, but did not immedia
get in; she stooped and lifted the cur
tains which hung around the bottom and
cautiously passed her arm under and
around as far as it could reach. I almost
felt her fingers graze my face as I held
myself foarfully and silently back against
the wall, too far, just too far for her reach
Apparently satisfied that no danger was
near her she lay down in the bed agai
and I counted her respirations till she waB
lost in slumber.
As for myself, sleep was utterly out
the question. I never was so wide awake
in my life. How I lay upon that hard
carpet and thought the night out!?
thought of hor, and her love for me
thought of myself and my love for her
Yes, I was convinced from that moment
that the hand of destiny was in it, and
that a benign and all-wise Providence had
seen fit in this extraordinary way to open
my eyes to the path of happiness and
peace.
With the morning light fresh fears
came upon me lest my unconscious room
mate might yot peer beneath the bed for
robbers before she left the room; but my
fears were groundless. She arose and
dressed expeditiousty, for she was to join
her cousins at an early breakfast, and
she had overslept herself. When at last
she took the key, unlocked the door and
departed, I lost no timo in slipping out of
my shameful place of concealment and
escaping from the hotel. On tho stairs I
met Fred coming out of his room, who
exclaimed :
"Why, what's tho matter with you, old
fellow? You look like the last days of
an ill-spent life. And your coat, too?
why it's all over feathers and dust
Where have you been ?"
"Why, I slept?slept out last night
that's all Our house is full, and so I had
to find quarters elsewhere. I'm just go
ing home to dress."
"I should say so decidedly. I soo it
all, old follow! You've been on a lark
and had to put up in the watch-house
come, now, own up and tell us all about
it."
"No lark at all, Fred ; nothing of tho
kind, I assure you."
"Well, if not a lark what kind of a bird
was it? From the looks of the feathers
[ should say it was a ?oose."
"You're tho gooso, Fred. But seriously,
I've a word to say to you of a most im?
portant nature. Be a man, Fred, and
make up your mind to hear something
axcessivelj' disagreeable. It must bo told
vou sooner or later, and I may as well
tell it now."
"Good Heavens, Gus! how earnest you
look at me; yon don't mean to say that
?any thing has happened to Belle Bron
aon V
"Don't mention her name again, Fred,
ov think of her any more, for she'll never
bo anything to you. I have it from ono
who knows all about it, that 6he has long
been attached to somebody else, and that
somebody else means to marry her.
There's no mistake about it; so bear up
and try your luck olsovvhere."
But Fred Evans was not to be discour?
aged by mere hearsay. That very day
ho went to see Belle, determined to know
his fate from her own lips. Soon after he
left Oakville and I did not sco him again
for several years, when, meeting him in
town one day, I insisted on bringing him
home with mo and presenting him to his
old flame, Belle IJronson?tho present
Mrs. Evergreon.
"Ah, Fred 1" said ho, after dinner, when
my wife and the little Evergreens had
left us to ourselves?"Ah, Fred, you serv?
ed me a shabby, trick when you allowed
me to lose ray heart to the girl you wore
all along intending to marry yourself? a
very shabby trick, one of which I never
suspected you!"
So I had to tell him (in strict confi?
dence, of course, as I tell you, reader,)
all about tho bed-room affair at the Oak
villo Hotel, and the love that grew out of
it.
An Unfortunate . Stranger. ? "Can
you tell me," said a stranger to a gentle?
man in a ball-room, "who that lady is near
the second window?that vain looking
lady?"
"That is my sistef, sir," replied the per?
son addressed, with very formidable look.
"No, I don't mean her" said the unfor?
tunate interrogator, "I mean that ugly
woman leaning against the piano; there's
about as much expression in her face as
in a bowl of bonny clabber."
"That, sir, is my wife."
"No, no," gasped tho miserable stran?
ger, the perspiration starting from every
pore. "Good gracious! I wish I could
make you understand me! I mean that
blear-eyed object in pink silk, the one so
awfully homely. I should be afraid she
would splinter a looking-glass by looking
into it. There, she is looking at us now.
"That, sir," said the gentleman, with
fierce calmness, "is my eldest daughter."
The stranger darted from the room, and
cleared the promises as though he had
been struck with a presentiment that a
powder magazine was going to explode
in that room in less than three seconds.
? Only one ass ever spoke like maD;
hundreds and thousands of men are daily
talking like asses.
Aaron Burr's Second Marriage,
Briefly mast this singular tale be told.
Singular it is in the literal sense of the
word; neither in history or in fiction can
its parallel bo found.
Stephen Jumel, one of those efficient,
invincible Frenchmen, who redeem the
character of their nation, emigrated at an
early age to St. Domingo, where he work?
ed his way to the ownership of a share in
a coffee plantation. Warned by a faithful
slave,*ho escaped from his house on the
eve of a great massacre, and saw from a
woods to which he had fled, his buildings
burned and his plantations laid waste.?
For many days, fed by his negro friend,
ho wandered up and down the lonely sea?
shore, signaling every ship that passed
the island. Atlength a boat put off from
a vessel and took him on board. At St.
Helena, the first port mado by the ship,
he stopped, and engaging at once in some
little speculations, gained some money
which he spent in procuring a passage to
Now York. To that city ho had sent
from St. Domingo a quantity of coffee, the
proceeds of which he found awaiting his
orders on arrival. Provided thus with a
small capital, ho embarked in trade, pros?
pered, became the owner of a dozen ships,
controlled the market for some descrip?
tions of goods, and retired about the year
1812 with what was then considered a
great fortune. A man of sense, he mar?
ried a daughter of New England, a wo?
man as remarkablo for energy and talent
as himself.
After Napoleon's downfall and the paci?
fication of Europe, the family went to
Paris, where they resided in splendor for
many years, and whore Madame Jumel,
by her wit and tact, achieved a distin?
guished position in the court society of
the place. Of the court itself she was a
favored frequenter.
In the year 1822 M. Jumel lost a con
siderable part of his fortune, and Madame
returned alone to New York, bringing
with her a prodigious quantity of grand
furniture and paintings. Retiring to a
seat in the upper part of Manhattan Is?
land, whioh she possessed in her own
right, she began with a native energy the
task of restoring her husband's broken
fortunes. She cultivated her farm; she
looked vigilantly to the remains of the
estate; she econonized. In 1828, when
M. Jumel returned to the United States,
they were not as rich as in former days,
but their estatoAvas ample for all rational
purposes and enjoyments. In 1832 M.
Jnmel, a man of magnificent proportions,
very handsome, and perfectly preserved
(a great waltzer at seventy,) was thrown
Irom a wagon and fatally injured. He
died in a few days. Madamo was then a
little past her prime.
There was a talk of cholera in the city.
Madame Jumel resolved upon taking a
carriage tour in the country. Before set?
ting out sho wished to take legal advice
respecting some real estate, and as Col.
Burr's roputation in that department was
pre-eminent, to his office on Reade street
she drove/ In other days ho had known
her well, and though many an eventful
year had passed since he had seen her, he
recognized her at once. He received her
in his courtliest manner, complimented
her with admirable tact, listened with
soft deferenee to her statement. He was
tho ideal man of business?confidential,
self-possessed, polite?giving his client
the flattering impression that the facul?
ties of his whole soul were concentrated
upon the affair in hand. Sho was charm?
ed, yet feared him. He took the papers,
named the day when his opinion would
be ready, and handed her to her carriage
with winning grace. At seventy-eight
years of age, he was still straight, active,
agile, faseinatiug.
On the appointed day sho sent to his
office a relative, a student of law, to re?
ceive his opinion. This young getleman,
timid and inexperienced, had an immonso
opinion of Burr's talents, had heard all
food and all evil of him; supposed him to
e, at least, the acutest possible of mon.
He went. Burr behaved to him in a man?
ner so exquisitely pleasing, that, to this
hour ho has the liveliest recollection of
the scene. No topic was introduced but
such as were familiar and interesting to
young men. His manners wero such as
this agio of slangy familiarity cannot so
moch as imagine. The young gentleman
went home to Madame Jumel only to
extol and glorify him.
Madame and her party began their
journey, revisiting Ballston, whither, in
1 former times, she had been wont to go in
a chariot drawn by eight horses; visiting
Saratoga, then in tho beginning of its ce?
lebrity, where, in exactly ten minutes
after her arrival, the decisive lady bought
a house and all it contained. Returning
' to New York to find that her mansion
had been despoiled by robbers in her ab
I sence, she lived for a while in the city.
Colonel Burr called upon the young gen?
tleman who had been Madame's messen?
ger, and after her acquaintance had ri
foned, said to him,"Come into my office;
can teach you more in a year than you
I can learn in two in an ordinary way."?
The proposition being submitted to Mad?
ame Jumel, she, anxious for tho young
man's advancement, gladly and gratefully
consented. He entered the office. Burr
kept him close at his books. He did
teach him more in a year than he could
have learned in ten in an ordinary way.
Burr lived then in Jersey City. His of?
fice (23 Nassau street) swarmed with ap?
plicants for aid, and ho seemed now to
have quite lost the poWer of refusing.?
In no other respect, bodily or mental, did
he exhibit signs of decrepitude.
Some months passed on without his
again meeting Madams Jumel. At tho
suggestion of the student, who felt ex?
ceedingly grateful to Burr for the solici?
tude with which he assisted his studies,
Madame Jumel invited Colonel Burr, to
dinner. It was a grand banquet, at which
be displayed all the charms of his manner,
and shone to conspicuous advantage. On
handing to dinner the giver of the feast,
ho said: "I give you my hand, Madame;
my heart has long been yours." This
was supposed to bo merely a compliment,
and was little remarked at the time. Col.
Burr called upon the lady; called fre?
quently ; became ever warmer in his at?
tentions ; proposed at length, and was
refused. He still plied his suit, however
and obtained at last, not the lady's con?
sent but an undecided No. Improving his
advantage 8n the instant, he said in a
jocular manner, that he should bring out
a clergyman to Fort Washington^ on a
certain day, aifd there he would once
more solicit her hand.
He was as good as his word. At the
time appointed ho drove out in his gig to
the lady's country residence, accompanied
by Dr. Bogart, the very clergyman who,
just fifty years beforo, had married him
J to the mother of his Theodosia. The la
i dy was embarrassed and still refused ?
I But then tho scandal. And, after all,
why not ? Her estate needed a vigilant
\ guardian, and the old house was lonely
After much hesitation she at length con?
sented to be dressed, and receive her visi?
tors. And she was married. The cere?
mony was witnessed only by the members
of Madame Jumel's family, and by the
?eight servants of the household, who
peerod eagerly in at the doors and win?
dows. The ceremony over, Mrs. Burr
ordered supper. Some bins of M. Jumol's
wine cellar, that had not been Opened for
half a century, were laid under contribu?
tion. The little party was a very merry
one. The parson in particular, it is re?
membered, was in the highest spirits,
ovorfiowing with humor and anecdote.
Except for Colonel Burr's great age
(which was not apparent) the match
seemed not an unwise one. The lurking
fear he had of being a poor and homeless
old man was put to rest.
She had a companion who had ever
been agreeable, and her estate a steward
than whom no one living was supposed
to be more competent. As a remarkable
circumstance connected with this mar?
riage, it may be just mentioned that there
was a woman in New York who had as?
pired to the hand of Colonel Burr, and
who, when she heard of his union with
another, wrong her hands and shed tears!
A feeling of that nature can seldom, since
the creation of man, have been excited
by the marriage of a man on tho verge of
fourscore.
A few days after the wedding the
"happy pair" paid a visit to Connecticut,
of which State a nephew of Colonel Burr's
was then Governor. They were received
with attention. At "Hartford, Burr ad?
vised her to sell out her shares in the
bridge over the Connecticut at that place,
and invest the proceeds in real estate.???
She ordered them sold. The stock was
in demand, and tho shares brought several
thousand dollars. The purchaser offered
to pay her the money, but she said "No,
pay it to my husband." To him, accor?
dingly, it was paid, and he had it sowed
up in his pocket, a prodigious bulk, and
brought it to New York, and deposited it
in his own bank, to his own credit.
Texas was then beginning to attract
tho tide of emigration which, a few years
Inter, sot so strongly thither. Burr had
always taken a great interest in that
country. Persons with whom he had
been variously connected in life had a
schemo on foot for settling a large colony \
of Germans on a tract of land in Texas.
A brig bad been chartered, and the pro?
ject was in a state of forwardness when
the possession of a sum of money enabled
Burr to buy shares in the enterprise. The
greater part of tho money which he had
brought from Hartford was invested in
this way. It proved a total loss. Tho
time had not yet come for the emigration
to Texas. The Germans became discour?
aged and separated, and, to complete the
failure of the scheme, tho title of the
lands, in theconfusion of the times, proved
defective. Meanwhile Madame, who was
a remarkably thrifty woman, with a tal?
ent for the management of property,
wondered that her husband -made no al?
lusion to tho subject of the investment;
for tho Texas speculation had not been
mentioned to her. She caused him to be
questioned on the subject. He begged to
intimate to the lady's messenger that it
was no affair of her's, and requested him
to remind the lady that she had now a
husband to manage her affairs, and one
who would manage them.
Coolness between the husband and
wife was the result of this colloquy. Then
came remonstrances; then estrangement.
Burr got in the habit of remaining at his
office in the city. Then, partial reconcili?
ation. Full of schemes and speculation
to the last, without retaining any of bis
former ability to operate successfully, he
lost nioro money, and more, and more.
The patience of the lady was exhausted.
She filed a complaint accusing him of in?
fidelity, and praying that he might have
no more control or authority over her
affairs. Tho accusation is now known to
have been groundless; nor, indeed, at the
time was it seriously believed. It was
used merely as the most convenient mode
of depriving him of control over her. prop?
erty. At first, he answered the complaint
vigorously, but afterward, he allowed it
to go by default and proceedings were
carried no further. A few short weeks:of
happiness, followed by a few months of
alternate estrangements and reconcilia?
tion, and its union, that begun''not inaus
piciously, was, in effect, though never in
aw, dissolved. What is strangest of all
is, that the lady, though she never saw
her husband Aaron the last two years of
his life, chcrishod no ill will toward him,
and shed tears at his death. To this hour
Madame Jumel thinks and speaks of him
with kindness, attributing, what was
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worng or unwise in his conduct to the in?
firmities of age.
Men of seventy-eight have been mar?
ried before and since. But, probably,
nevor has there been another instance of
a man of that age, winning a lady of for?
tune and distinction, grieving another by
his marriage, and exciting suspicions of
incontinence against himcelf by his atten?
tions to a third!
Ex-Confederates in France,
The Paris correspondent of the Ch ioago
Tribune sends bis paper the following
personal sketches, which will interest our
readers generally :?
mks. benjamin.
Among the gay equipages that dash
along the Boulevards and through tho
Champ ElyseeB every pleasant afternoon,
is frequently to be seen that of Mrs. Ben?
jamin, wife of Judah P., late Secretary ot
State of tho deceased Confederacy. It is
a well gotten up affair, and its appear?
ance indicates that Mrs. Benjamin is not
in a suffering condition, so far as finances
are concerned. Her husband lives in Lon?
don, at No. 10 Sackville street, most of
the time, and is said to have done very
weil since his admission to the English
bar.
GEORGE N. SAUN'DERS.
. Nearly every pleasant morning last
summer, there sat, for an hour or two, on
tho pavement in front of the Grand Cafe,
a short man with one of tho reddest faces
imaginable, by the side of a decanter con?
taining the best quality of cognac. The
name of the man was, and perhaps still
is, George N. Saanders. He is reported
to have loft here suddenly, several weeks
ago, and his present address is said to be
London. The last time I saw George he
looked rough, but he was good on the
corpulent question. He is said to be
broken down, financially. The simple
fact that he was seen a great many times
last summer in the vicinity of French
brandy, is proof positive that he has
changed his diet since he left the United
States, bocause before his departure he
dined at restaurants that sold nothing but
"Bourbon" and "Chosnut Grove."
BRECKINRIDGE.
John C. Breckinridg was here during
summer, bat I understand he has been
rusticating at Versailles for several weeks.
While here his wardrobe was in first rats
condition, and did not give out the least
idea that its owner was in need of pe?
cuniary assistance. Nearly every "exile"
in Paris is said to be in comfortable cir?
cumstances. They have, in some measure,
a society of their own, into which all whe
wore given to the bad habit of wearing
gray clothes a couple of years ago, can bo
admitted without much formality.
GWIN.
Duke Gwin left hero for the United
Statos last month. Rumor credits him
with having pocketed a handsome sum
when the Sonora colonization schemo col?
lapsed; however that may be, It is cer?
tain that he supports his expensive fami?
ly here in grand style, and is in the habit
of wearing clothing quite as fine as that
worn by his friend theEmperor of Franco*
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Determined to Die.?In the little
town of Dover, which is situated on the
Cumberland River, in Middle Tennessee,
there lived, some years ago, an eccentric
and intemperate old bachelor, by the
name of Kingston. On one occasion,
when prostrated on his bed by excess, and
suffering acutely from those stings and
horrors peculiar to his situation, he sent
for one of bis old boon companions to
come and visit him. Shyrack, forthat
was the other's name, came duly to King?
ston's room.
"What's the matter, Kingston ?"
"Shyrack, shut the door,"
"Yes, my dear fellow."
"Lock it."
"Eh ?"
"Lock the door,"
"Certainly, my dear boy."
"Shyrack, I'm goin<* to kill myself."
"My dear fellow, let me entreat yoti
not to do it."
?I will."
"No, no! Oblige me and don't."
"Mast do it."
?'Don't; it'll be the death of you,^ ?
Shyrack was quite cool and jocose, lit*
tie dreaming that so terrible an event
was actually going to take place.
Kingston had, as the last eccentric act
of his life, taken a chisel and mallet to
bed with him; and now, with desperate
resolve, he sensed the extraordinary tools
of death, and in an instant drove the
blado of the chisel into his breast.
The hair rose upon Shyrack's head, and
fright spread like a sheet of enow over
bis face.
"Kingston ! Kingston ! my dear fit
low?you d?d rascal, Kingston I do you
want to have me hung ? Hold I don't dio
till I call somebody r
Shyrack ran to tho door and called like
a madman to some people across the
street-1
"Hallo! here! say you, mister I all yon
stupid people, make haste over here, or
there'll be a murder!"
The people crowded into the house.
"Don't die, Kingston I Don't chisel
mo that way. Don't die till you tell them
who did it.
"I did it myself," Kingston articulated.
"There, that'll do; now, my dear fel?
low, you may die," replied Shyrack,
taking a long breath, and wiping tho per?
spiration from his forehead.
And Kingston did diejn that extraor?
dinary way, as a suicide that was almost
a murder.
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? An attorney, about to furnish a bill
of costs, was requested by ?Iiis client, a
baker, "to make it as light as he could."
"Ah!" replied the attorney, "that's what
you may say to your foreman, bat it's not
?tbe way I make my brea4.,,>