THE ANDEKSON INTELLIGENCER, IS ISSUED EVERY THURSDAY, AT ONE DOLLAR A YEAB, 1ST ADVANCE. Jgg~ If delayed six months, SI.50 ; nnd $2.00 at the end of the year. HOYT & HUMPHREYS, EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS. Advertisements inserted at moderate rates; liberal deductions mado to those who will advertise by the year. A French Will Story. Xl Is she dead, then ?" " Yes, madanie." replied a little gentle? man in a brown coat and short breeches ?And her will V "Is going to be opened here immediate? ly by her solicitor." Shall we inherit anything?" "It must be supposed go; we have claims." " TTJ^jfiJtliis miserably dressed person age who intrudes herself here ?" " 0, she," replied the little man, snccr ingly, " she won't have much in the will; she is sister to the deceased." "What! that Anne, who wedded in 1812, a man of nothing?an officer?" " Precisely so." "She must have no small amount of impudence to present herself here, before a respectable family/' "The more so, as sister Egrie. of noble birth, had never forgiven her fbf that mis? alliance/' Anne moved at this time across the room in which the family of the deceased were assembled. She was pale : her eyes were filled with tears, and her face was furrowed by cave with precocious wrin? kles. " What do you conic hero for?" said Madame de Yilleboys, with great haugh? tiness, who a moment before had been in? terrogating the little man who inherited with her. . "Madame," the poor lady replied, with humility, "I do not come here to claim's part of wfiat docs not belong to nie, I came solely to sec M. Ddbois, my sister's .solicitor, to inquire if she spoke of me at her last hour." " "What, do you think people busy them? selves about .you?" arrogantly observed Madame vinic-proj^ri-t-jr-HliiA. to lands, slaves, and the descendants of slaves ? This would bo a likely pretext j for making the blacks bondsmen, and HaytL is worth nought to Franco unless Tfrcy-nre." -o The Zouaves of Kcw Orleans, now at Pcnsacola, arc thus noticed in the Delta $ Saturday: lucre was'a grcaT CrwwiL^cstcrday on Lafayette .Square to witness thc^revl?^r of the Second Company of Zouaves on the cvQ of their departure forPensaeola. The company mustered over one hundred, and with their close shaven heads, their exact Zouave uniform, their brace of veritable vivandieresinfront, and their stern deter? mined, rough aspect bore a striking re? semblance to the original, the invincible heroes of Algiers and the Crimea. They arc no holiday soldiers, but regular dare devil fire-eaters, who will have no need for gun-powder and bails when they can get at the enemy with their sword bayo? nets. The)'arc just the fellows to charge the deadly breach which Buagg's colum biad will^make in the walls of Fort Pick ens, when the ball is opened. Juleps arc in season, and so is the story of the broad-backed Kentuckian who went down to new New Orleans for the first lime. Whiskey, brandy, and plain drinks ho knew, but as to the compound and flavored he was a know-nothing. Reposing on one of the seals of the bar? room of the St. Charles, he observed a crowd of fashionables drinking mintju , leps. " Boy." said ho t; bring mc a glass of that beverage." The liquor was brought to him, and when he had eonsunvd the cooling draught he called the boy again. " B03*, what was my last remark ?" "Why you ordered a julep." "That's right, don't forget it; keep on bringing 'cm!" -<&. The Coffin of Henry VIII.?In exca? vating for the temporary grave of the Duchess of Kent, a small opening was made into the vault which contains the collins of Henry VTII, and one of his queens, Lady Jano Scymorc; also -the coffiins of Charles I. and an infant child of Qecn Anne. The coffin, and even the crimsons on which are placed tho cor? onets, were in a tolerable state of preser? vation, and the spear hole injjic coffin of Henry VIII, said to have been made by one of tho soldiers of Oliver Cromwell, was clearly discernible. ? -^ Suicide of Stephen Van Rensselab Jr.?Mr Stephen Van Rensselar, a well known citizen of New York, committed suicide on Monday night, in tho drinking saloon No. 478 Broadway, in that city, kept by Elizabeth Hoyt. He went into the ajjovc saloon, and calling all persons present up to the bar, invited them to drink with him. When his liquor was set before him, he took from his pocket a phial containing laudanum, and poured a quantity of the poison into his glass. He then said to his friends, "this is my last drink," and immediately swallowed the contents of the tumbler. A physician was speedily procured, and every remedy was applied to remove the drug from his stomach, but without success, as he expi? red about one o'clock. The deceased was at one time considered one of the wcalth thicst men in the State, owning an im? mense tract of land in tho vicinity of Al? bany, in addition to his other property. He was the titular decendant of the Alba? ny Patroons of that name, but his disso? lute habits for a few years past have brought disgrace upon the entire family. -4? Jones was riding and saw a board nail? ed up on a post in the yard of a farm? house, with a sign painted on it, "This Farm for Sail." Always ready for a lit? tle pleasantly, and seeing a woman in checked sunbonnet picking up an apron ftil of chips at the wood-pile in front of the house, he stopped and asked her, very politely when the farm was to sail? Siie went on with her work, but replied to his question instantly, "Just as soon as the man comes along who can raise She wind !" -4??.-m Honor and obey thy father and mother. respondent of the Letf?v^o>tb. RercddT charges that the election o^s^ane^and Pomeroy was obtiained by frautittUr?'-. andr dishonorable practices. *3lwo such men as Lane and Pomeroy could have been sent to the United States Senate from no other, community than Eknsas, unless we except Botany Bay orV^he Penitentiary,' if all they say of thep^?^ true/ -The Leavenworth Herald tells#3 follows, what its opinion of his pal is: " The announcement we are aboutfc mako IS nT^an^fVi^ .o v.T> cnthusiasts who happened to ha5 dollars wherewith to gratify their for secession." The above is from the Washington cor? respondence of the Times publishcayeg. terday. Wo aro enabled to pronouCo it utterly untrue, and to stato, also ^ official authority, that, up to the 29th \ March last, bids for the loan to the amount, of over fifteen millions of dollars had been received at the Treasuary Depart Montgomery.?JS'ew York ' Titat Fox.?The New York Tribune says : " Capt. Fox, who was lately sent to Fort Sumter by the President to commu nicato with Major Anderson, now com? mands one of the vessels sent to tho relief of the fort. He is peculiarly familiar with the waters of Charleston harbor, having been formcly attached to the Coast Survey. The impression prevails at Char? leston that his recent visit there was mere? ly to make arrangements with Major An? derson for a plan of relief, which is very likely to have been tho case.'"' -o Gen Webb a Prophet.?The Courier and Enquirer, which breathes^at-^rcscirtr^ only blood and thunder against the South, said twenty-five years ago, that, if tho Union wero broken up by the spread of Abolitionism? '; Our exports and our imports would be rcdut-od nine-tenths ; nine-tenths of our shipping would be rotting at our. wharves; nine-tenths of our population, now sup? ported by commerce and the wealth it produces and the industry it rliffuses, would be driven to agricultural pursuits; the staple articles of Northern agriculture command but small prices abroad, and they would find but few customers at home; grass would grow in the streets of our cities and villages, and a general scene of poverty and desolation would follow our present unexampled prosperity and generally diffused wealth." " Facts arc stubborn things," said a law? yer to a female witness on examination. The lady replied?"Yes, sir-ce; and so? . are women ; and if you get anything out of mo, just let me know it." " You'l be committed for contempt." " Yery well, I'll suffer justly, for I feel the utmost contempt for-every lawyer present. Minnie was one day talking to her lit? tle class in Sunday shool about Goc?s great love to men. Wishing to jmpress" it upon their minds, and to know wheth? er they understood her, she asked: "Now-' children, who loves all men V The ques* tion was hardly asked, before a little girl, not four years old, answered quickly:? " All women!" "Ah, Mr. Simpkins, wo have not chairs enough for our company," said a gar wife to her frugal husband. " Plenty of chairs, Mrs. Simpkins, but too much company.'* t ???+ A Darned Subject.?A female rwriter says: "Nothing looks worse on a lady than darned stockings." Allow us to observe that stockings which need darning look much worse than darnad ones?darned if they don't!